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  1. Re:This will fail on Rapidshare Trying To Convert Pirates Into Customers · · Score: 1

    Explain how pirates are customers?

    You see, it's like this:
    * You ride in a cab and then jump out without paying once you get to your destination
    * While you were in the cab you were a customer "Hey, don't take 22nd St, it's always a mess this time of day" (ie, the customer is always right)
    * Once you jump out of the cab without paying you're a pirate "Argh, matey, try to catch me now, you scurvy dawg" (works with or without the eyepatch)

    So you see, even if you are a pirate you can also be considered a customer.

    Sorry the analogy sucks (cabs are one of the few times you pay after the service is performed) but I thought this thread desperately needed a car analogy.

  2. Re:This will fail on Rapidshare Trying To Convert Pirates Into Customers · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That classification is also flawed. What if people sometimes pay, sometimes pirate? You can classify the activity, but not the person.

    OK, paying customers, non-paying customers and occasionally-paying customers.

    Trying to separate the activity from the person who performs the activity is disingenuous, IMHO. The activity will not occur on its own - it requires the person to perform it.

  3. Re:This will fail on Rapidshare Trying To Convert Pirates Into Customers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because pirates already *are* customers. Classifying the world into 'criminal' pirates and paying customers is idiotic

    Exactly. They should be classifying them into paying customers and non-paying customers. Then they could gear their new store toward the paying customers in order to sales goals.

  4. Um, No? on Rapidshare Trying To Convert Pirates Into Customers · · Score: 4, Funny

    The file-hosting service Rapidshare is seeking major entertainment industry partners for an online store

    If they are in fact pirates then trying to setup a store for them is probably a waste of time. Though I must commend them for nicely putting everything in one location and inviting pirates to come for a visit. Rocket surgery, indeed.

  5. Re:What I want to know on Security Holes Found In "Smart" Meters · · Score: 1

    Sure ...

    What I just described as the engine of a Yugo is, in reality, probably closer to the complexity of a Ferrari's engine ... just think of it as taking up a metaphorical parking spot for my analogy.

  6. Re:Some people just want the holy grail on Why Some Devs Can't Wait For NoSQL To Die · · Score: 1

    "Computer do my job for me please"

    [HAL] Certainly, Small Furry Creature ... would you like fries with that? [/HAL]

  7. Re:Some docs can't wait for Cardiac Clamps to die. on Why Some Devs Can't Wait For NoSQL To Die · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think this would have been better if you'd used a car analogy ... maybe something with hose clamps?

  8. Re:I can't wait for databases to die on Why Some Devs Can't Wait For NoSQL To Die · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let me be the first to say whoosh .

  9. Re:Right! on Why Some Devs Can't Wait For NoSQL To Die · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Everyone's needs are different, and there are going to be different solutions for those needs. If NoSQL isn't for you then just don't use it (don't spend any time learning it, try it out, running a site with it, etc, etc). I don't have a need for it yet, but we do all sorts of sites and programming so who knows if it will be the right solution for one of our future projects? I won't unless I learn about it, test it and get my hands dirty with it.

    And as far as it being 'a product of the braindead and buzzword-infested effluents of the American "education" system, where nobody understands math or logic', I don't care if it came from the bottom of a well in the middle of a jungle where they are masters of logic and math, if it could possibly meet my client's needs then I'm going to give it the time and attention it takes to make the decision for myself.

  10. Re:Same old on Microsoft Lost Search War By Ignoring the Long Tail · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know how they could have not figured this out ahead of time. All they needed to do was search for how to build a great search engine and they would have gotten about 280,000,000 results.

  11. Re:Same same but different on Security Holes Found In "Smart" Meters · · Score: 1

    Sure you can! I saw it in a movie once! AND, the geek was able to tap into the air traffic control, credit card bureaus, all the police cars, the President's phone and an alien space ship with their Mac!

    But the Mac was running Linux via VMWare, so it was really Linux that saved us all ... and fixed my credit score.

  12. Re:What I want to know on Security Holes Found In "Smart" Meters · · Score: 4, Funny

    is why electricity costs money. It is just electrons, which are everywhere.

    Electricity is free, it's the packaging and delivery that costs money. Just like water that comes out of the faucet, or comes in a plastic bottle, it's the getting it to you part that is expensive. Yes, yes, I know it's an inaccurate oversimplification ... just think of it as a metaphor.

    Feel free to use all the free electricity (or water) that you can grab and take home. Heck, you can take mine too, if you can carry it.

  13. Re:Who is Thom Holwerda? on H.264 vs. Theora — Fightin' Words About Patentability · · Score: 1

    When Thom Holwerda speaks, I LISTEN.

    I had no idea you, um, he was related to E. F. Hutton. Thanks for the update.

  14. Re:Nope. on H.264 vs. Theora — Fightin' Words About Patentability · · Score: 1

    Anyone that disagrees either does not understand the importance of using open and free technologies to power the Internet (imagine what would happen if HTML was patent-encumbered as H.264 is!) or a simple troll that has a motivation for him and/or his company to control the web.

    So if I disagree I'm either stupid or greedy? I'm all for open software, but until the zealots make their software as good as their arguments are aggressive it's not going to come close to commercial software. Not everyone is willing to go without just so open software can seem equal.

    There is a lot of very good open source software, and a lot of mediocre and incomplete open source software, too. If 'open and free' was enough then open source software would be king and commercial software would be trying to catch up, but that's just not the case.

    The issue may be solved for you, but for most of the rest of the world things aren't as black & white.

  15. Re:It's been said, but it's important on H.264 vs. Theora — Fightin' Words About Patentability · · Score: 1

    But in this case, the so-called Free solution is the wrong choice to make.

    Will the aliens (or Apple personnel) who have kidnapped please return him unharmed.

  16. Re:Theora vs. H.264 on H.264 vs. Theora — Fightin' Words About Patentability · · Score: 1

    how the they both be equal when MPEG-LA has already announced that they will seek all users, (end users, software distributors, and hardware people ) will each required to buy a license to view H.264

    2016? 2016? By then there will be at least one - if not more - different video format that we'll be arguing about. Things are moving fast on the intertubes (except for the W3C) so I'm not worried about 2016. Technology will surpass itself given enough motive or profitability.

  17. Re:Theora vs. H.264 on H.264 vs. Theora — Fightin' Words About Patentability · · Score: 1

    It's all very well standing around hinting what a huge penis you have, but sooner or later you're going to have to pull down your pants.

    Can you please use that in a car analogy?

  18. Re:A Misunderstanding? on Yelp Founder Says "No Extortion — Just a Misunderstood Algorithm" · · Score: 0, Troll

    I expect a more nuanced response to his denial

    you have perhaps put a rash need to appear witty above the more significant issue

    It looks like you're not satisfied what he or I had to say about this matter. I think it's a safe assumption that none of the three of us probably gives a crap what the others think or say.

    No kidding!!! What do you say at this point?

    I'm heading off to the next story. I hear there's some China bashing going on. Meet you there.

  19. Censorship Program? on A Look Into China's Web Censorship Program · · Score: 1

    Censorship Program? That sounds like some kind of opt-in add-on to their internet service. I don't think I'll be signing up for that one.

  20. Re:For a little piece of mind on Remote Malware Injection Via Flaw In Network Card · · Score: 3, Funny

    3. Is there a proof of concept?

    Yes. A proof of concept attack has been demoed during the CanSecWest conference. It showed how an attacker can remotely shutdown or wake up his victim’s machine, and fully compromise a COTS operating system machine (Linux for the demo, but all operating systems are vulnerable).

    Hey, at least it's Linux compatible!

  21. Re:ÖÖ×YÉZ-¥z3 on Remote Malware Injection Via Flaw In Network Card · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, I think you forgot to change your decoder ring from "I'm high" to "Slashdot". Please check the setting s and try posting again.

  22. Re:Let's say it again, all together now on Yelp Founder Says "No Extortion — Just a Misunderstood Algorithm" · · Score: 3, Funny

    Blackmail is not extortion.

    Maybe so, but they are both sides of the same coin ... and we'd appreciate it very much if you'd give that coin to us .

  23. Re:Oh, the algorithm... on Yelp Founder Says "No Extortion — Just a Misunderstood Algorithm" · · Score: 1

    So they were not extorting, they just wrote an algorithm that does the extortion for them.

    Isn't that what Madoff and his programmers claimed?

  24. Re:A Misunderstanding? on Yelp Founder Says "No Extortion — Just a Misunderstood Algorithm" · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The co-founder of Yelpy McScumbags denies they were acting illegally? What else would you expect him to say, "Yes, we were committing extortion, but we needed to generate more advertising, but hard work & ethical business practices just weren't getting us as much revenue as we wanted"?

    Read the original stories about Yelp's tactics and practices. I can only hope they end up with both civil judgements and criminal convictions.

  25. Re:ISPs are not wild about the idea. on Major 'Net Players Mulling IPv6 Whitelist · · Score: 1

    I don't think anybody has their heads in their asses on this one--each side of the discussion has legitimate points.

    But IPv6 is coming whether they like it or not. There's no stopping it, and the closer we get to the available IPv4 pool drying up the less time they'll have to implement IPv6.

    Sh!t or get off the pot? It's time to do both.