Some people are Indians, Some people are Chiefs. I tried my hand at being a Chief, But I came to the realization that not only did I enjoy being an Indian, I'm a damm good Indian! (And there is nothing wrong with that)
Just come up with a 'reasonable accomodation' that will allow a sociopath to exercise a position of power and discretion without dangerous fuckups, and we'll talk...
Yes, put them in the Collections Department. You need to be absent of a soul to do that.
I said "So, since I was about 40 when our daughter was born, are you going to start blaming me for her 'behavioral issues"?
Her response was, "What do you mean 'Start', I already DO!"
I did not know the UK had so many Zebras that they needed their own crossings.
Is it really OK for humans to share them with the zebras?
One would think the zebras would be more dangerous than the drivers.
Cool! My dad can finally download 8-tracks legally!
Not quite. None of the downloads contain the mid song fade out, the THUNK noise, and then the song fading back in. Its not quite the same experience.;-)
That's OK, My dad is so old his brain does that for him.
The only measure which has successfully prevented a terrorist attack since the '01 hijackings is the increased vigilance and response of the flying public.
Actually, putting a lock on the door to the flight deck has.
All other measures are meaningless/un-necessary to prevent a 9-11 style hijacking.
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Sorry, I just can't think of any jokes about a Michelle.
Some people are Indians, Some people are Chiefs. I tried my hand at being a Chief, But I came to the realization that not only did I enjoy being an Indian, I'm a damm good Indian! (And there is nothing wrong with that)
Yeah, these editors, sheesh. You give them an inch, they take a mile.
Sure, but before you post, you should try walking a kilometer in their shoes.
Just come up with a 'reasonable accomodation' that will allow a sociopath to exercise a position of power and discretion without dangerous fuckups, and we'll talk...
Yes, put them in the Collections Department. You need to be absent of a soul to do that.
Walk over to the replicator and say "White meat Turkey, Stuffing, Mashed Potatoes w/gravy & gelled cranberry sauce" Oh and 'Earl Grey Tea please'
They found the control panel that activates the reactor to melt all the ice?
My experience with Fischer space pens was that they exhibited the blobbing problem.
Grandma said the same thing about grandpa
This is a yacht!
http://diamondsyacht.com/
But then you have to worry about the cook.
I said "So, since I was about 40 when our daughter was born, are you going to start blaming me for her 'behavioral issues"? Her response was, "What do you mean 'Start', I already DO!"
I did not know the UK had so many Zebras that they needed their own crossings. Is it really OK for humans to share them with the zebras? One would think the zebras would be more dangerous than the drivers.
Wash it down with some Tang?
On the contrary, they find the subject, "fascinating". (similar to why 'average' looking women buy Glamor magazine)
You should have just worn a tuxedo and said your Enrico Pallazzo.
Styx of course! Too much time on my hands!
Cool! My dad can finally download 8-tracks legally!
Not quite. None of the downloads contain the mid song fade out, the THUNK noise, and then the song fading back in. Its not quite the same experience. ;-)
That's OK, My dad is so old his brain does that for him.
It could be a migrating Swallow.
"And get off my lawn"
Also there is a starwars but no star trek?
Baseball beat Football
Football beat Soccer (redundant?)
Superman beat Batman
Jennifer beat Michelle
The only measure which has successfully prevented a terrorist attack since the '01 hijackings is the increased vigilance and response of the flying public.
Actually, putting a lock on the door to the flight deck has. All other measures are meaningless/un-necessary to prevent a 9-11 style hijacking.
then if gift from: Bezos
To: *
Forward to: titanium93
Convert to: Cash in small bills
Profit!
I go to the same church as the founder/owner of Chic-fil-a.
Well, If I went to church, I would be going to the same church as him.
Alright, he goes to the same church as my wife.
Happy now?
But what I want to know is how he get the pirate ship down the manhole?
How can they be sure that one is not a Cylon?
the technology used has been tested in US rocky deserts, very similar to the Saharan ones.
Plus, there are no dynamite-carrying Coyotes in the Sahara.