User: niix

Whoa.

On: A Conversation with the President of the Open Source Initiative (Video)

Killer beard Roblimo!

Eh..

On: Instagram Wants To Sell Users' Photos Without Notice

I feel like Instagram is grasping for straws as it is and this sort of move seals their fate.

Sauroniops

On: Discovery of Early Human Tools Hint at Earlier Start

Early humans probably created these tools to fight off the Sauroniops. http://entertainment.slashdot.org/story/12/11/08/050217/new-dinosaur-named-after-the-eye-of-sauron

Ugh

On: Kim Dotcom Outs Mega Teaser Site, Finalizes Domain Name

I'm sick of hearing about this dude.

Heh

On: Malware Used in Aramco Attack Likely Work of Amateurs

Noobs.

Re:Reason:

On: Bill Gates Wants To Reinvent the Toilet

He already reinvented the toilet it's called Windows 8.

heh

On: Blizzard Says Battle.Net Has Been Hacked

Trading 40 SoJs!

Nope.

On: Forbes Likens Instagram Purchase To Myspace Deal

To me it's more like Facebook is grasping for relevance by purchasing Instagram. Facebook will fade out while Instagram will continue to gain popularity.

heh

On: Antivirus Pioneer John McAfee Arrested In Belize

Must have been a trojan virus.