Lets get rid of those tumor causing towers, then we can get rid of all the drivers talking on their cell phones. Then we can get rid of the rest of that dangerous technology. Then we can all move to caves and kill our food with sticks and rocks, and cook our meals on the open fire.
I can see the farmers smiling and laughing at what we have all known for years. They now have proof that the more beans you eat the more bio fuel you can produce. So, quit lighting your farts and put them to good use.
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Lets get rid of those tumor causing towers, then we can get rid of all the drivers talking on their cell phones. Then we can get rid of the rest of that dangerous technology. Then we can all move to caves and kill our food with sticks and rocks, and cook our meals on the open fire.
I can see the farmers smiling and laughing at what we have all known for years. They now have proof that the more beans you eat the more bio fuel you can produce. So, quit lighting your farts and put them to good use.
It's two bits not a quarter in the joke. It dosen't make since the way you wrote it.