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  1. Yikes. on Phantom Entertainment Announces Lapboard Preorders · · Score: 2, Funny

    Last time I spent that much on a keyboard, it was the 1980s and there was a VIC-20 built into it.

  2. Re:And the moral of the story is. on The BBC's Honeypot PC · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We're not the target audience. Average home users probably aren't reading /., but they just might be BBC readers. Good "welcome to the real Internet" articles need to get out into the mainstream more, and I don't mean the standard "OMG INTERNETS BE AFARIAD OF PRON AND PEDOS AND ID THIEVES AND VIRUSESES IT GOING TO KILL YOU ALLS" that modern "news" seems to favor.

  3. Re:I'll do you one better. on Netflix Prize Competitor Already Beats Netflix · · Score: 1

    Sigh. Back to the drawing board...

  4. It's progress. on Nielsen Ratings in the Age of the Internet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why would this be a problem to anyone other than people involved with the Nielsen Media Research firm? Their business model worked for ages, but it's becoming less and less relevant due to the technological environment.

    Piracy aside, producers have a pretty good idea how many DVDs they're selling, how many people are hitting up their authorized web streams, and how many digital video purchases are being made over iTunes and whatnot.

    I just don't think we are going to be living in an age where the content providers have to pay Nielsen to sell their own statistics back to them for much longer.

  5. I'll do you one better. on Netflix Prize Competitor Already Beats Netflix · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have perfected the perfect movie recommendation mechanism. It's called a "friend."

    I hold a patent on the idea, and I've copyrighted the statement "hey, I saw this movie you'd like."

  6. Re:The new name. on Google in Talks to Buy YouTube · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Lol. Goo in my first language means "shit". So how would you like to view shittube?

    I already have a television, thanks.

  7. All in a day's work. on One Mars Probe Photographs Another · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Morning, Sam."

    "Morning, Ralph."

  8. The new name. on Google in Talks to Buy YouTube · · Score: 5, Funny

    They plan to call it "GooTube."

    You don't want to know what the new logo looks like.

  9. Let's set so double the killer delete select all. on 20 Tech Ideas VCs Want to Fund · · Score: 1
    Am I really the only person who feels like an idiot when I have to talk to a computer?
    Could be worse, you could look like one too.
  10. Will somebody, please.. on Youths No Longer Predominant on MySpace · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..think of the adults!!

  11. Re:well... on What Certifications are Valuable in Today's IT? · · Score: 1

    It also helps you actually want to get into the modern IT industry at all.

  12. Granny != Uncle Sam on Extent of Government Computers Infected By Bots Uncertain · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Insert the standard grumbling about government mismanagement and IT provided by the lowest bidder, but this is really extra sad. If people like me can keep bots off our grandmothers' computers for the low, low price of a smile, a hug, and some melted sweets which date back to the Carter administration, why can't the people who built the damn Internet manage?

  13. Re:I remember when Phish was a good jam band... on PhishTank Taps Community To ID Scams · · Score: 1

    I think I saw the term used by phishers themselves on the cheezy "underground" sites or BBSes they had in the early 1990s, while I've only seen the mass media use it in the past five years or so.

  14. Re:HowTo on Could I Run a TV Station on Linux? · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is why progress sucks. With everything on MPEG and no more tapes, what will the h4x0r3d robot claws fight over?

  15. Re:I remember when Phish was a good jam band... on PhishTank Taps Community To ID Scams · · Score: 1

    The term was originally coined back in the AOL days because the scammer was "fishing" for victims, casting out a ton of bait (as in fake msgs/emails/IMs) and hoping someone bit. The "ph" came about as the replacement for the "f" under standard l337-speak rules.

  16. Re:Such punishments are too harsh on Calif. AG Files Felony Charges In HP Probe · · Score: 3, Insightful
    How about a gunshot to the head from the crackhead who wants your wallet? Would that change your decision?
    Excellent question, AC.

    I'm drifting off topic a bit, but your average mugger isn't a murderer, they just want to rob you and split. Any weapons are for intimidation, to force you into quickly giving up what's in your pockets. At worst you just lose your cash and cards, but even the most savvy mugger won't have much of a shot at your 401K or your kids' college funds. At best, you can possibly defend yourself, or get away. So, I feel you generally have more of a fighting chance in an encounter with a violent criminal on the street than you do against a board of directors pushing a few buttons in an illegal manner.
  17. Re:Such punishments are too harsh on Calif. AG Files Felony Charges In HP Probe · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Jail is supposedly for the rehabilitation of criminals too violent to be safe in society.
    That's not the only reason for jail. Violent crime isn't the only crime. It could even be argued that it's not the most dangerous or damaging type of crime. Enron didn't throw a single punch, but thousands of people are still recovering today from losing their life savings to the company's criminal actions.

    Frankly, if I had to choose between being punched in the face by a crackhead who wants my wallet, or watching a few thousand people lose everything they had to corporate crime, I'll take the punch. Both scenarios can be traced to the actions of one or two people deciding to do something naughty. Which is "worse?"
  18. Re:Such punishments are too harsh on Calif. AG Files Felony Charges In HP Probe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Manuel the drug dealer screws up the lives of a few people on his route, people who made the choice to get involved with his drugs in the first place. Patricia the ex-Chairman had the opportunity to screw up the thousands of lives involved with her megacorp, people who just want to get a day's work done and didn't sign up for the "let's screw with people's personal lives" game she seems to have been playing.

  19. Re:Wouldn't it be better to say... on The Daily Show as Substantive as Broadcast News · · Score: 1
    Stewart sounds like a cynical libertarian to me, not a liberal. He'll readily decry the democrats when they go against his own idea of right and wrong, or when they act spineless, or when they suck up to the neo-cons. He'd fit right in on /., which may explain his popularity here.
    It's worth noting that when people talk about "John Stewart's" political bent on the show, they're really talking about the general consensus of the show's staff of comedy writers which includes Stewart, not just the man himself. It's obviously not as far off as Colbert the man versus Colbert the character, but there's a distinction nonetheless.
  20. Re:I don't believe it... on Why Software Sucks · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Now, I know this is hard for you to talk about, so I brought this to help..
    Show me on the doll where the bad user interface failed to make available options navigable."

  21. Re:Oh no? on Sopranos' Creator Doubtful of Game Meaning · · Score: 1
  22. Owch. on Google Gadgets Come to You · · Score: 1
    "Yahoo is reporting the release of " Google Gadgets"
    Okay, my brain just exploded.

    Throw MSN into it as well next time. The brain-explody will reach much further and stain more carpet.
  23. Planning ahead on Ask an Open Source Venture Capitalist · · Score: 3, Informative

    What do you plan to do for a living after BubbleBurst 2.0?

  24. ObGhostbusters on Twin-Screen Vista Laptops · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Listen! ....You smell something?"

  25. Oh no? on Sopranos' Creator Doubtful of Game Meaning · · Score: 2, Insightful
    So cooking dinner, going to Lamaze class, there's no way to figure that into a game at this point.
    Someone get this guy into "The Sims," or at least "Incredible Crisis." Hell, get him a Tamagotchi from the bargain bin.