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  1. Re:C!=C on Facebook Leads To Increase In STDs in Britain · · Score: 1

    So you're saying that perhaps there are more Facebook members because everyone has STDs now?

  2. Re:Wrong places on Facebook Leads To Increase In STDs in Britain · · Score: 1

    Nobody has over 5000 friends. There's a maximum of 5000 friends for every profile.

  3. But.. on How the TSA Plans On Inspecting Your Monkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    Will they spank my monkey if he misbehaves? Or will I need to do that myself?

  4. Re:Um... on Facebook Leads To Increase In STDs in Britain · · Score: 1

    Why would you want to have sex with a "stranger"...? Because she has really big tits? Because after I've bought her enough pints to get her wasted, I no longer consider her a stranger? Or how 'bout simply because I'm horny?

  5. Re:Wrong. FB leads to increased casual sex. on Facebook Leads To Increase In STDs in Britain · · Score: 1

    If by "stupid" you mean "too ignorant to use a condom", then I would say you are correct... don't any of these women worry about getting knocked up?

  6. Re:Yea right on Facebook Leads To Increase In STDs in Britain · · Score: 1

    Just because they are not talking to or meeting up with YOU, doesn't mean their not talking to or meeting up with anyone! My 9-year old daughter appears to have to problem picking up men online... maybe you're just a dick.

  7. Re:Wrong places on Facebook Leads To Increase In STDs in Britain · · Score: 1

    It's those page 3 girls, I tell ya! That and Viagra, which has led to Brits keeping more than just their upper lip stiff!

  8. Re:Damn on Facebook Leads To Increase In STDs in Britain · · Score: 1

    Isn't James T. Kirk's habit of dating outside his own species more commonly referred to as "beastiality"??? Gene Roddenberry must have been one heck of a kinky bastard!

  9. Re:Why birth date? on Will Your Answers To the Census Stay Private? · · Score: 1

    Dude, I hate to spoil the surprise, but they were planning on sending you a birthday card!

  10. Re:Hate on Wikipedia Explains Today's Global Outage · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't have a problem with DNA not resolving.
    I have a problem with getting it out of the sheets.

  11. Why not? on Opera Mini For iPhone Submitted To App Store Today · · Score: 1

    Because it allows app developers to do an end run around Apple control, and release apps that render entirely in the browser, and therefore are not subject to Apple approval?

  12. Re:Aside from Flash.... on Opera Mini For iPhone Submitted To App Store Today · · Score: 1

    And I'm quite happy without Flash, TYVM. You've obviously never tried to view porn on your iPhone... That's why I use an Android phone; it let's me view porn, even while driving! For living in a Disneyfied world of illusion, there's iPhone. For everything else, there's Android.

  13. But... on Opera Mini For iPhone Submitted To App Store Today · · Score: 1

    Does it support Flash?

  14. Hit 'em where it hurts on China Hits Back At Google · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you really want to hurt Google, don't completely block access... just filter out all their ads.

  15. Re:Next move on China Hits Back At Google · · Score: 1

    Uh no. Iridium has proven that is not an economically feasible alternative. HughesNet has demonstrated the ping times are not suitable for gaming. Google isn't that stupid.

  16. Re:This will do wonders ... on Does This Headline Know You're Reading It? · · Score: 1

    Right. Just use this picture If you stare at the left side of the image, you're straight. Stare at the right side, and you're gay!

  17. Zippy, you've changed! on Does This Headline Know You're Reading It? · · Score: 1

    You always used to put the random words in bold type, not dim italics!

  18. How many times do I have to tell you on Neptune May Have Eaten a Planet and Stolen Its Moon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't anthropomorphize the planets... they hate it when you do that!

  19. Serious invasion of privacy on Does This Headline Know You're Reading It? · · Score: 1

    All they need to do is show an attractive male and female swimsuit model and measure which one my eyes spend more time on, and they've pretty reliably established my sexual preferences.

  20. Re:Double standard on Bill Gates May Build Small Nuclear Reactor · · Score: 1

    No, he leaves that up to Steve "I'm going to fucking kill Google!" Ballmer, a man I wouldn't trust with an office chair, let alone nuclear technology.

  21. Re:Not what we need on Bill Gates May Build Small Nuclear Reactor · · Score: 1

    What do you do about the smell?

  22. Double standard on Bill Gates May Build Small Nuclear Reactor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So we can trust Bill Gates with nuclear technology, but not Iran?

  23. Simple, obvious solution on Later School Start For Teenagers Brings Drop In Absenteeism · · Score: 1

    Send your teen to a timezone 3 hours west of you to attend highschool.

  24. Re:Wait a second!! on Later School Start For Teenagers Brings Drop In Absenteeism · · Score: 1

    End time is typically 3pm for primary school and 3:30pm for high school That's because in Australia they need to get out of school in time to get to the pubs before they close!

  25. Tell me about it on Later School Start For Teenagers Brings Drop In Absenteeism · · Score: 1

    In college, we had an advanced Calculus class with a real hard-ass teacher that some asshole schedule at 7am... needless to say, this was not popular with the students. Most of us barely made it through.