actually, with the lighting and colors, all they need is the disco music and it'd be a NASA remake of the MMX tv ads
(aaagh....with windows running the spaceship...wait, i think a website did a story on gates sending monkeys to mars...another case of life following satire?)
don't forget slap a patent on it, bully everybody to recognize it, and give otu discounts to all his pissed off major accounts fixing to jump ship to open source.
and if that doesn't work, donate funds to countries or nedical care (in return for setting up internet service with windows PCS) and call it charity.
course that trend of "charity" wasstarted by ted turner, who donated a billion to hte uN when countries started threatening ot pull him of the airways in thier countries and asked other billionaires to "give more", but that's another debate...
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actually, with the lighting and colors, all they need is the disco music and it'd be a NASA remake of the MMX tv ads
(aaagh....with windows running the spaceship...wait, i think a website did a story on gates sending monkeys to mars...another case of life following satire?)
nah...gib unk and microshaft are attracted to shiny things...leave the foil in the cupboard.
i've found painting a tunnel on a wall, yellow striped road leading to it, and shouting, "The evil open sources went thatway!" does wonders.
don't forget slap a patent on it, bully everybody to recognize it, and give otu discounts to all his pissed off major accounts fixing to jump ship to open source.
and if that doesn't work, donate funds to countries or nedical care (in return for setting up internet service with windows PCS) and call it charity.
course that trend of "charity" wasstarted by ted turner, who donated a billion to hte uN when countries started threatening ot pull him of the airways in thier countries and asked other billionaires to "give more", but that's another debate...