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Class Act Dynamo writes "I was browsing for a video clip I saw the other day, and I came across this clip from 15 years ago of Steve Ballmer pitching windows 1.0 in a television commercial. All I can say is WOW. Apparently, there was a big demand for integrating "LOTUS 1-2-3 with Miami Vice." You'll understand when you see the clip." Let it not be said that Microsoft has no sense of humor.
I believe I speak for everyone when I say..
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"That explains SO much."
"All I can say is WOW." very...apt statment.
"Apparently, there was a big demand for integrating 'LOTUS 1-2-3 with Miami Vice.'" no crap? I mean....whoa!
"$500 dollars? $1000 dollars?" . .
You're right. I can no longer say that MS has no sense of humor.
Oh how I wish that was a false statment...I mean, it even goes along with the new goatse.
Actually, not really.
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Billy G will personally steal your idea AND take over your company!
Let it not be said that Microsoft has no sense of humor.
:-)
But that's not funny!
-Aaron
My name is Aaron Landry, and I approve this message.
I've seen in a long time. LOL
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I saw this, like, 15 years ago.
He forgot to mention BSOD and hundreds of virii and worms at no added cost.
Okay, I guess a small firm might use a low budget format like this, but hadn't M$ already make good money from MS-DOS sales.
/. will teach the eBaums webmaster not to post microsoft stuff.
Bacardi + slashdot = negative karma.
Judging from the way my XP machine behaves, they still have yet to reach that 1.0 milestone... :)
its "stories" like this that keep me from becoming a paying subscriber. Mildly humorous but the blatant, useless MS bashing from a submission with no news quality whatsoever is juvenile and unbecoming for the business that is slashdot.
According to this commercial, it was priced at $99, now if you want a vintage copy of M$ Windows 1.0, its $200+. Take a look on ebay.
Reminds me of the Crazy Eddie electronics outlet commercials, that used to air on the east coast in the early 80's.
I clicked on that wile browsing from my throne (laptops with wireless connections = the new newspaper folded under the arm) and essentially saved myself from pissing all over myself.
Sound waves should be free!
Am I the only one who can't hear the audio on this file? I've tried totem, xine and vlc, and nothing wants to play the audio...
How am I supposed to fit a pithy, relevant quote into 120 characters?
Assuming, that is, the EULA didn't prohibit resale. That was disturbing. But the XT brought fond tears to my eyes, as did reversi.
Amor omnia vincit. Occasionally.
There are at least a dozen of these videos floating around, some starring Bill & Steve together. They were made for the amusement of the employees and played at the yearly company meetings.
I actually felt sorry for him when I saw it.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/sellswindows .php
Hooray for Gasbag!
If I ever saw a line that is going to adore slashdot comments for months to come, there it is.
I can see it now.
I for one welcome our new (INSERT ADJECTIVE RELEVANT TO NEWS STORY HERE) overlords, except in Nebraska!
Or.
In Soviet Russia, the blank, blanks you! Except in Nebraska!
What signature defines me as a person?
Considering that this is from Ebaum's World, I find it hard to believe it's not just a joke/fake.
... look at their product linueup. :)
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I saw this vid about ten years ago. Ballmer didn't make it for use on TV -- it was shown at an internal Microsoft sales-team meeting. You know -- pump 'em up. Monkeyboy could do well selling used cars, methinks. Just the sort of person who can take a mediocre systems-software company and turn them into a globe-trotting monopoly.
The crazy talking head on the television asked me several times how much i thought it was worth. I kept saying "nothing" but he just kept talking. Crazy man. im scared.
--- Caffeine is directly responsible for some of my greatest ideas, and some of my most embarrassing moments...
$99... same price as XP Home Edition I believe.
Which also still has Reversi.
The coolest voice ever.
Only old Koreans use Windows 1.0
Im dreaming ofa big bndwdth, That can resist the
Per usual, I've mirrored the video here.
Although, this really looks like a fake... I'm not sure why, but something doesn't sit right about the info at the end and the product ordering. Or maybe it's just me.
-Steve
What?.....no steak knives?
The way he hauntingly trails off with "except for Nebraska..." and an eerie stare will be with me to the end of my days.
Ctrl-Alt-Del
Ctrl-Alt-Del
Ctrl-Alt-Del
Please make it go away. Blue screen of death anything pleeeeeeze.
Stop the Slashdot effect! Don't read the articles!
Someone needs to put together some humorous Linux "commercials". For the in-crowd, it would be hilarious. For the rest, it would be potentially good advertisement. If there are any that I've simply not seen, please offer links.
You fiends! After watching Balmer in this horrible commercial I was forced to push a 30 watt soldering iron through each of my corneas. I will never see again thanks to this slashdot article!!!
... and in the DRM, bind them.
It's good to see Microsoft did at least one appearance on TV without Windows Crashing.
Alright, this is something kinda feeky, but i can make Windows M.E. boot in 3.1 mode!!
Boot to dos, edit:sys.ini (or was it system...) change "Explorer.exe." to "Proman.exe" restart your computer, and you have windows ME running program manager instead of explorer!
That meens there is windows 3.1 code running around in an OS released in 1999, thats just pathedic!
I don't get it.
Slashdot posts a story with a link that goes (almost) directly to the file. And then it's 5 minutes later and the server happily crunches over a hundred kilobytes per second.
Now either eBausmworld knows how to put up a content server, or slashdot just lost its edge.
Once a Used Car Salesman, always a Used Car Salesman.
Check the P.O. box for one thing: 286-DOS? Yeah, right. For another, Lotus 1-2-3 was a competing product, and wouldn't have been "included" with Windows at all. (In fact, the only programs included were MS-DOS Executive, Calendar, Cardfile, Notepad, Terminal, Calculator, Clock, Reversi, Control Panel, PIF (Program Information File) Editor, Print Spooler, Clipboard, RAMDrive, Windows Write, Windows Paint - some of which were featured.) The price is right, however, at $100 or so, but when Mr. Ballmer was hired in June of 1980, he was hired as a finance/org/resource person, not a marketer or salesman at all. (He wasn't moved to "Office of the President" 'til 1992) I can understand the confusion, though - it's pretty-well put together... I guess...
I [may] disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Why Nebraska?
If that bald bastard wasn't so personable, Microsoft wouldn't have had such a monopoly!
Uh... some of us on the "real" internet (since '95, not that I'm bragging) have better things to do than dig around in Google for old Microsoft ads. That said, I'm glad this got posted. I've sure as hell never seen it, and none of many techish friends have ever mentioned it. I'll sure be showing it around. I would have never guessed that old MS ads were like low-budget car-lot ads... no wonder the original mac ad seemed so incredible.
or does WMP suck ass at compressing at low bitrates?
If you don't know what AltaVista is (was), get off my lawn.
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The video had been on that site for many years. So now that some random guy came across the video, he puts it on slashdot and it makes it to the front page. What's the need? Slashdot is a *news* site.
Shoot, I live in Nebraska. Curse you Steve Ballmer!
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eBaum's World is one of those "HAHA PENSI OLOL" pretten "humor" sites that re-compresses all their videos to 32 kb/s, gives no credit to the original artist, and puts up their name in every possible position. I wouldn't be surprised if there was spyware somwhere in the loop too. Google for a version that hasn't been bastardized by WMV.
Steve Ballmer is still the same cheezy salesman. has not changed a bit, except he lost his hair...
Having been a user of Microsoft operating systems since elementary school, and having never actually purchased a copy myself - I think that this sort of balls-out funny advertisement...
Well I actually think that I like Windows now. Even though I hate it (I really hate it). This ad makes me love it.
If the last shot was the mailing address in the form of a "Fatal Error" I think the ad would be complete.
I will now go out and buy Windows.
The clip was included in Robert X. Cringely's Triumph of the Nerds series on PBS in 1996. It was as funny then as it is today.
Chip H.
Well, after seing both this video and The Funny Steve Ballmer Video Thing">the ones on this page, I now understand why Microsoft products are... well... you know :P
the 1.0 release plays it just fine. Either that or the latest mplayer should be able to handle it. WMV's kind of a moving target, you've got to constantly update your software to play it....
Oh, and Totem and xine use the same back end (xine-lib) so if one can't play it, the other won't (unless you've got something screwy going on where they're using different library paths). Just a heads up....
Hi! I make Firefox Plug-ins. Check 'em out @ https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/youtube-mp3-podcaster/
If what has been said about it being an internal video is true then it just joins "Developers, Developers, Developers..." and 'I love this company' in the "Horrible vault of Microsoft Internal Movies". Can you imagine being subjected to that? Even those three instances over 20 years would be too much for me. I shudder to think that there may be more that haven't surfaced.
My audio for this works fine with xine.
/etc/apt/sources.list entry for mplayer
I'm using debian sarge.
I also have mplayer installed.
Here is my
deb ftp://ftp.nerim.net/debian-marillat/ unstable main
You have solved the case!
It's encoded in wmv, oh the irony.
I really fail to see how this is News for Nerds or Stuff that Matters. It's just as bad as Bill Gates in 1983 Teen Beat Magazine.
Editors, can we have a Childish Microsoft Bashing section so I can filter this crap from my frontpage?
User error.
Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly.
If you happen to be using a browser that doesn't suck, you may need to right click and "save link as".
Why does it always have to be about Microsoft?
Was "Developers, developers, developers..."
It's a perfect time for being wasted.
A perfect time to watch the stars.
- Burden Brothers, "Beautiful Night"
This clip is very, very, very old... i saw it like 8 months ago, and it was still old.
...I'll point you to where you can download an episode of "Geeks in Space."
Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly.
Right now, just above these here posts, an animated flash Microsoft ad is playing, banging on about Windows' supposed lower Total Cost of Ownership, according to 7-11. What the hell is OSDN doing selling advertising to these jerks?! Inviting them right here into the enemy camp to peddle their propaganda?!
Still, I suppose it *could* be worse. Imagine if every time you logged into slashdot you risked having a bug-eyed Steve Ballmer shouting at you (shudder). I think I'll keep the silent flash ads.
Another interesting "motivational speech" from Microsoft...
http://fun.sdinet.de/movies/developers.mpeg (1.6MB)
balmer was a corporate drone.
I wonder if MS would had more buyers if he did something like this. ;)
Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
Obviously, this is someone who has way too much time on their hands. Maybe they should try something more productive like... programming windows?
Every year over $1,000,000,000,000 (that's trillion) worth of free goverment grants (including small business grants) are given out to over 30,000,000 (that's million) people! That's 6 times more than what the country spends on automobiles. And you probably bought a car in the last few years, so why didn't you get your share of small business grants, goverment loans and free goverment grants!?!
If I recall correctly, Windows 1.0 was ASCII windows - not graphical. They didn't do the graphics until 2.0 and even this was a sort of "tag along" with other programs. You bought, say PageMaker for Windows and Windows was only launched as a wrapper around PageMaker.
nothing more to say bout it
You do have your speakers turned on don't you?
Ripping an new rectum in the fabric of spacetime.
Ballmer and Gates have the same timbre in their voices. Almost as if they'd grown up in the same home. Must be a Northwest thing because it seems more unique than an accent.
Damn. I guess that guy has always been scary.
... I can see why the M$ crew loves this guy. Can't stand their OS, but Ballmer is one hell of a cheerleader. Hey, if they can integrate Miami Vice and Lotus, maybe they can find a way to wedge some security into Windows.
This is my post. There are many others like it. If you don't like what you read here, go try one of the others.
I can tell you what MY next OS will be. The clock on XP doesn't even fill the whole screen.
I use Linux, so I can't view .wmv files. Isn't this supposed to be Nerds for Nerds, but I can't view the content? News for Windows-using trolls if you ask me.
That's because /. is trying to ease everyone into their new section: Slashdot Retro.
It's super cool - it has 15 year old news, coverage of IBM PC jr. and all the dupes you could ever want... from more than a decade ago!
Think of it as Easy Listening for the blog generation - we aren't getting any younger you know.
To continue the offtopicedness of this, make sure that if one is going to start with Debian (and I'd second that, so long as your willing to take the time to learn), grab the sarge installer. Telling a newb to start with Woodie would not be the best and brightest idea. However with the way the Sarge installer turned out, it would get my recommendation.
http://www.debian.org/devel/debian-installer/Don't want to go too deep into this right now, but with Debian, you'll get a great package manager with easy updating, and a vaste array of packages, a system that actually works quite well and is subject to fairly thorough bug purging, runs on lighter resources than a number of other distros, and plus, perhaps most importantly, is free both in cost, and in ideology. They're not trying to sell you something, just the notion of freedom :-)
My sig seems to get +5 funny, every day.
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
...does Balmer in this ad remind anyone else of this guy?
Life is hard, and the world is cruel
of course they have a sense of humor. don't you see the full-page jokes they publish in IT journals?
Kul al-qaeda-takum takhhuna!
What does your signature mean? Google returned zero hits.
Sorta unrelated but... this article reminded me of this video on the same site. Behold the wonders of... The Internet :O
Check out the part at 2:30, pretty interesting put into today's context.
"When the atomic bomb goes off there's devastation...but when the atomic bong goes off there's celebraaaaation!"
Why was Nebraska left out... could that be the place of refuge from Microsoft products? I am envisioning wise statesmen banning Microsoft products back in the 80's because they new the danger. They've kept a Microsoft-free land for nearly two decades. Pack up the kids honey, we're moving West!
Speak truth to power.
I've heard the word "developers" so many times the word has lost all meaning!
"When the atomic bomb goes off there's devastation...but when the atomic bong goes off there's celebraaaaation!"
If I'm not mistaken, that video was clipped out of an early episode of the MSDN online TV show. Nice of them not to give credit to the source and claim it as their own.
Help Brendan pay off his student loans
Windows 1.0 looked very much like the MS-DOS Executive application. It was not graphically enabled.
-Aaron-
If anyone hasn't seen Triumph of the Nerds by Cringely, I highly recommend seeing it. It's the best documentary about computing ever made. It offers a historic and insightful view of the people that created the personal computing industry. Cringely interviews everyone from Gates and Jobs to relative unknowns like the creator of the MITS Altair computer.
What really makes it a great documentary is that it's as entertaining as it is interesting. Not an easy thing at all to do given the subject matter but Cringely pulls it off in spades.
Chew: You Nexus, huh? I design your eyes.
Roy: Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes.
Ebaum is going to wish he didn't post this on his site.
Bye bye bandwidth.
Slashdot 1|0 Productivity
... The guy in the question mark suit who hawks the 'free money' book. Lasko, I think.
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he still looks like Peter Boyle as the monster in Young Frankenstein.
The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
Yikes, I hope it's a BYOK (bring your own keyboard) type of deal.
Eh.
Windows 1.0 falls under the abandonware title
You mean abandonwarez. Last time I checked, 1985 > 1923.
I was around in the 80's. It was my teens and it was in 1984 that I found computing as a hobby. Not too long after that, still in the 80's, I woundup doing work for a trader in one of Chicago's commodity markets and pretty much everyone and their mother used Lotus 1-2-3. Microsoft had "Multiplan" - their answer to Lotus 1-2-3 (the reigning spreadsheet of the day) but no one really cared.
n .p ng
l ic s-info/symbolics.html
In fact, Microsoft's software lineup was incredibly diverse since it was a young company trying to put its hand into every market to shore the perception that they had a hand in anything and everything. Sort of like today except back then companies constituted real competition vs. today where you're practically assured of being roadkill if Microsoft sets its sites on you. There was "Microsoft LISP" (no, I'm not kidding; it was actually another company's product repackaged) and Microsoft even had software that worked on the Commodore 64 home computer. I mentioned Multiplan earlier, Microsoft's spreadsheet, well not only could you buy it for the IBM PC, check out this screenshot of their Commodore 64 version:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:C64_Multipla
Am I rueful? A little bit. Do I miss those days? Not a chance. What you can do today with a home computer vs. back then is night and day. In retrospect it is slightly surprising that things held my attention as they did. The Net, tons of free software (open source and otherwise), powerful desktop computers all were quite some time off. If you thought dialup today is bad, try operating on the common standard of the day, 1200 baud modems, as in 120 characters per second, as in, yes it took several seconds to fill an 80x25 text screen which most people had in the form of MS-DOS (forget GUI desktops, they weren't common place for quite some time to come).
What I so miss however is the the sense that there were lots of great things happening. They're happening today, but the attitude back then was different. For example, you could realistically expect a company to try something "way out there." For example, I was aware of one Chicago trading company (again, commodities markets) had purchased LISP machines to see if it could come up with AI strategies to improve their trading systems:
http://www.sts.tu-harburg.de/~r.f.moeller/symbo
While open source is prevalent today in some circles, companies have moved to a situation where vendor support is an end all, be all when it comes to decision making. They can be risk averse to the point of self-detriment resulting in very staid environments at times. One example of this is the IT department for the state of Texas. A friend who works there told me once that unless some set of software came on the HP-UX CD, forget about using it. For him, this meant forgetting about PERL since it was not shipped on the HP-UX CDs (this was a few years ago). Even my situation today reflects this to a degree. I work at a very large financial institution and Apache is non-existent in our production systems. While internal Apache sites can readily be deployed to share infromation with coworkers Apache on customer facing servers is a no go.
There just seemed to be more variety in what companies might try because the IT market hadn't settled down. While open source is great (something that I personally have great faith in), back then we did not have today's situation where IT like the automotive industry had just a handful of companies owning respective markets, a.k.a., consolidation. As a frame of reference around the turn of the 20th century there were 30+ automotive companies in the USA. By the 30's things had settled down to the "Big Three" that we've known internalized for quite some time. Today Lotus' 1-2-3 is just a memory as are Symbolics machine, the Commodore 64 and many, MANY other things.
-M
PS: Having said that, I have a pretty sweet desktop these days - a 64 bith Athlon system. The things I do today are pretty amazing in and of themselves... thanks to Moore's Law.
oh... wait... *weeps*
You are correct about the wrapper, or "run-time". Excel 2.0 for Windows could boot from DOS, load the Windows 2.0 runtime, then itself.
Every .exe file for 16-bit Windows had a short DOS stub. Some just printed "This program is designed for Microsoft Windows" or the like, but other, more sophisticated stubs looked for win.com somewhere on the PATH and started Windows if possible and fell back to the error message otherwise. I'm guessing that the smaller programs (such as winver, notepad, and calculator) used the short stub that just errored out, while larger programs used a larger stub. Eventually, as Windows 3.x became more widespread, more developers just linked their apps with the short stub out of laziness.
There is something sickening about how sleezy used car salesman fucks can build financial empire.
Mind you, this is the country where Arnold Sch. can become politician.
Something is fundamentally wrong here.
We can still say their sense of humor sucks, right?
I have a website. It's about Macs.
... That was the fscking funniest thing I have ever seen.
The scary thing is that there are ads of the same quality on late night television that are flogging off refurbished PC's with "Pentium 2 power" for only $599. And they even include Windows 95 and a modem. (So you too can be part of a bot net).
I recently picked up 5 Pentium 2 computers headed for the dump. I am thinking on upgrading my Pentium 166 gateway and servers. If anyone wants one I'll sell it for only $598.
it is only after a long journey that you know the strength of the horse.
Windows 1.0 couldn't have Windows on Windows (ie more than one program open) and did not have cut-and-paste.
I posted this once in the comments section for some slashdot story. I guess I should've just submitted it, eh? ;)
Oh well...
I think the subject line says it all.
Well?
I was looking at slashdot today and decided to try and see if I still had an account here...
Loe and Behold... I have an account from before the subscriptions were offered...
So like that ancient microfuts ad somethings never seem to go away..
"A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.'" - DNA
a work ethic now..
i hate microsoft.
Anywho, I'm not surprised how the first feature they pimped was Lotus 1-2-3 support, as Lotus 1-2-3 was the "killer app" of the day. In fact, there are bugs in Excel that were put their purposely to allow for true Lotus 1-2-3 integration.
I could not justify my existence if I were a turkey farmer. Would I terminate myself? Undoubtably, yes.
"British accent"? Which particular accent is that? Irish? Scottish? Welsh? Scouse? Geordie? Cockney? Werzel? Mancunian?
I doubt many of those sound much like Anne Robinson. Can't you be a bit more specific?
See how meaningless the phrase "British accent" is?
Heck, if you'd called her accent "American" (esp. NE USA) you'd be closer to her real accent than some of those "British" ones.
Answer: she's Liverpudlian, but she doesn't have much of a Scouse accent, IMO. At any rate...describing her accent as 'English' would be closer - Scottish, Welsh, and (Northern) Irish are completely different.
OK, so Northern Ireland isn't part of Britain; it's part of the U.K. (United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland).
Yep - It's currently up on Torrentspy.com.
I don't know who posted it, but it's there - not too many seeds though.
http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/sellswindows.php
There's a flash version, which should work a bit better on linux than a WMV.
Besides, Ebaumsworld is terrible >.>
I take it all back. Whatever Ballmer's getting paid, he's earned it. Cripes. I wonder how many more pieces of embarrassing, early-career moments are out there, their stars secretly hoping they are lost forever, but in fact just waiting to surface on the vast expanse of the Internet... ...enough to support Compfused, et al, it seems.
Here is the torrent for Triumph of the Nerds, if anyone is interested (torrent details)
If this guy walked into our office (ad agency), there is no way he would get a decent ad. We would certainly try, but how can you work with the "NOOOOOO....IT'S ONLY $99!!!!" mentality, not to mention a complete lack of any artistic sensibility? If you wonder why Microsoft's products looked like hell for the past 20 years (pre-XP) now you know. Gawd that's awful, even for internal use. Just because something is internal doesn't mean it has to be complete crud.
What's the "Except in Nebraska" line at the end mean?
[sig] 10 + 10 = 100 [/sig]
I've seen another one where BillG and SteveB drive around in an old, rusty Volkswagen and collect the shit people have left for the garbage man. At one point they pick up a Sun workstation. They drive down the block and see something else (a crappy armchair? I don't remember), but there's no space in the back of the car, so they leave the Sun workstation on the side of the road and take the armchair instead.
I don't consider this bashing, nor do I (generally) bash Microsoft. Like any big organization, Microsoft has done some things that deserve criticism (adjust tenses to reflect ongoing and future offenses :)), but on the whole I am anything but a Microsoft basher. My 5-second thought on Microsoft is that it is a large, smart, lucky, successful software maker which one day will cease to exist.
:) But my note attached to the story is sincere -- I like that this shows off a fun, exuberant aspect of Microsoft (though it would have been as funny if it was a similar ad from the early days of *any* software maker), and that is what I liked about this little video.
Maybe the submitter secretly throws darts at taped-up pictures of MS executives, I don't know
Cheers,
timothy
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Ahh! My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
It would be cool if it didn't suck.
Your mom goes to college!
How much is 99$ in todays value?
Oh my gawd! My head hurts! Someone make it stop, please...
I have a full, working copy of Windows 1.0 on 5.25" floppies, complete with manuals. Unfortunately, the package has been opended, and I no longer have the original box. =(
Wonder what it's worth today?
I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
Eee Eee Eee Ooo Ooo Ooo Ahh Ahh Ahh!!!
Nebraska. What's up with that? Ah microsoft again proving that they are nothing but a bunch of money grubbing gluttens.
Kosh: "Understanding is a 3 edged sword, your side, their side, the Truth."
I remember the long, long hours spent with friends playing Lotus Esprit Turbo Challenge! Incredible game! Play the "training course" and silently watch as opponent's fuel bar slowly nears zero, and he must make a decision, let you take over and refuel or try that one remaining lap :)
Then Lotus 2, with that monstrous swamp level, and Lotus 3 (TURBO ZONE!)
I managed to create a level in Lotus 3 where after 3-4 checkpoints of relatively normal track with sparsely placed "turbo zones" you began riding downhill, down a VERY steep hill, straight ahead, maybe 15 laps and all the time in the turbo zone. Slowly closing to 400MPH...
Anagram("United States of America") == "Dine out, taste a Mac, fries"
That video makes them propose a shitty operating system as always and will always be.
Besides the high squeeky voice from Steve, what leads me to believe it was for fun was the price! Just kidding, the true give away was the address!
286-DOS
Was the street name.
This SIG pulled due to lack of funding. (This damn war is costing too much!)
Nowadays it costs more. And they no longer ship it with Reversi. D-': Bwaaaaaaaaaaa!
Visit http://ringbreak.dnd.utwente.nl/~mrjb/growingbettersoftware to download your free copy of the book
In 1985, a PC cost $4000 and Windows cost $99. In 2005, a PC can be had for $500 (1/8 the cost), and Windows costs $199 (twice as much as it did twenty years ago).
Unless you think going from Windows 1.0 to XP is 16 times as much improvement as from the original IBM PC to a modern P4 system, Windows has become a ripoff...
0 1 - just my two bits
me: "I saw you selling windows, you looked like a dumbass"
ballmer: "yeah well we now have 95 % of the market. fuck you very much"
me: "damn! well you have a small penis and everyone fucks your wife" (probably not true but works all the time)br)
That wasn't a very nice thing to show me. I feel like I should take a shower.
WHAT?! a WMV FILE? : Now how am I going to watch it with my x86_64 Linux and 64-bit mplayer? :(
Can anyone encode it to XviD or something?
I'm dead serious.
Joe Llywelyn Griffith Blakesley
[This post is in the public domain (copyright-free) unless otherwise stated]
For ages I've been waiting to see if there's an advert more annoying than the man yelling on the Savestyle UK ad. Fair to say this one passes with flying colours, I'm glad it's in the past!
After viewing that commercial, I could only think of one think... that guy actually had hair?
Now what was the commercial about?
- D
286-DOS
Funny yet horrible at the same time.
Wouldn't Corbis change the description to something more suitable for Gates' current status? When Microsoft bought Funk and Wagnels encyclopedia and made it into Encarta, one of the items that was changed was the entry for Gates. It was made much more flattering than it originally was.
The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80 million.
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"Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
/. used to have REAL problems with MS - namely, bad technologies and bad security attached to them.
I think the editors here got themselves stuck in the "hate MS" rut - there's nothing newsworthy about MS here. And it's been consistent, too.
Yeah, there's the usual "MS has security updates! They must suck that much!" headline, but the last 3 MS headlines I saw were about (1) bashing a tech EVERYONE knew sucked, (2) showing B.G. posing for some spread, and now this.
Maybe the next newsworthy headline will be when I make a site and put up the MonkeyBoy videos.
i'm amazed that i survived - an airbag saved my life.
I'm thinking that Steve was a big fan of Andy Kauffman. Actually, maybe he gets a Starbucks espresso enema to get as much caffeine as possible...
Developers Developers Developers Developers!!
I might know what I'm talkin' about, but then again, this is Slashdot...
Ballmer has been a jackass for more than 15 years. Big surprise. I did notice that the price for windows was $99.00USD. Nice to see that they've held firm to one price structure for the last 15 years. (:p)
-Goran
Carpe Scrotum - The only way to deal with your competition.
I feel dirty now...tainted...
I didn't finish watching it, and deleted it as fast as I can...but, unfortunately, that image will be forever burned into my retinas, and that shrill voice will forever ring in my ears...
Why did I ever click on that?
This clip once again proves my theory that Bill Gates hates Nebraska.
Education is the silver bullet.
Moderators: Please note that "bonch" is a known fanatical psycophant whose obnoxious offtopic rants are legend here on Slashdot. It doesn't matter what the topic is, he'll find a way to scrape in some pointless Microsoft shilling. While nobody expects us to love Microsoft in any way, his particularly tepid style of calling anyone he replies to "troll" or "liar" because he happens to disagree with whatever they're saying is well documented and should not be rewarded. If anything, bonch is the type of person that should not be part of the open source/free software community. He is an anathema to all that is good about free software.
/. subscriber, I invite you to look through some of his posting history. I guarantee that you'll be hard pressed to find someone that is more "out there" than bonch. You'll also probably notice he's got quite an AC following. Don't just read his posts, make sure you go through the replies.
I'm posting this so that you (the moderator) have some context to consider bonch and not mod him up whenever he posts his filler preformatted rants about installing Windows or whatever that unfortunately get him karma every single time and allow him to continue posting his trademark toxic crap (read on) day in and day out. You may consider this a troll - I consider it community service. And I ain't kidding.
If you're a
For example, in this recent post bonch not only calls the OP a troll but attempts to "tell it like it is" while making some vague argument about "MS". Yes, if you're confused, you're not alone. The reply (modded +0) proceeds to simply destroy his bogus argument. You will notice he did not reply. This is what some people call "drive-by advocacy". A sort of I'll just leave you with my thoughts here and move on to the next flamebait kind of deal. In fact, he almost never replies because he knows that his fanatical arguments simply do not hold up to any sort of discussion. It's not that he's chosen the wrong cause - he's just going at it in a completely wrong way.
More? Just read though this post and the subsequent replies. I guess this stands on its own.
More? Bad spelling in astounding conspiracy theories, more offtopic FUD and uninformed "I'm right, look at me" rants, promptly proven wrong. Worse even, bonch wants to be Bill Gates, apparently (that first one is a winner). I mean, really. You think?
FUD, FUD, FUD, FUD, offtopic FUD, and more FUD. This guy is like the Monty Python SPAM skit, but with FUD and more FUD instead of canned meat. Amazed yet? Don't forget that KDE and Gnome make you dumb, and it's all a Slashdot conspiracy. How low do you want to go? Maybe as low as this?
The infamous Slashdot Front Page Troll? Nuclear fireballs? It goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on (troll?). Like the energizer bunny. Or take these two, which stretch the definition of weird.
It's up to you. We can get rid of this guy and make Slashdot a better place. I don't know about you, but I'd rather take the trolls and crapflooders over people like "bonch" any day. And I sure as hell don't want to be categorized along with him. This is not how you advocate free software, period.
... But I guess that's commensurate with giving away your hard earned software projects for free.
This is satire from an internal MS video. Monkey Boy on the other hand was the real deal.
Slim shady, If you watch the video in a small window...
Only proves that Balmer has always been obnoxious. He has no style, no charisma and is NOT funny !
It was the required program loader for Solitaire!
That which does not kill her only prolongs my agony.
In fact, the most expensive stuff was writing text to the screen. By manipulating the B000 (monochrome) or B800 (color) memory segments directly, even from C or Turbo Pascal, you could get far superior performance in stuff like scrolling in text editors and other screen refreshes, which affects the user experience quite significantly. I can imagine assembly was more useful for something like Lotus where the actual calculations could be sloooow back in the days, though. Just wanted to point out that I think that hardware manipulation for central routines was more common than writing it in assembly.
You're lucky. I was born in Kentucky and people mistake me for having an Australian accent. In Kentucky. I suspect the "accent" for me is simply that I clearly enunciate my words and in a lot of peoples' minds, that means "foreign."
This sig has absolutely no significance and serves only to take up screen space and waste the time of the reader.