If you give the cash to the men, it tends to get spent on drink and parties, whereas if it goes to women with kids, it tends to get invested in small business and improving the family's health.
A lone venturer comes across a crashed plane containing a body wearing the uniform of the USPS (Uniformed Salsa Plastic Service) with a bag full of plastic water bottles.
He travels down a plastic road, weathered by erosion and sunlight, which chokes him to death before he can reach the town about to be destroyed by plastic beetles. So they die.
We can fix this by making you pay more for what we should have been required to do in the first place.
What? You thought we were in business to sell telephone calls? Young people don't call their parents anymore, even when we push weepy ads they block that show happy families calling grandma.
It's already running at 10 Gbps in many areas and 100 Gbps near portals and it will continue to function without all this cruft your ad-supported "internet" relies on.
Quite frankly, a mix of renewables is far cheaper than fossil fuel energy. Building a system designed to handle 120 percent of the projected load would allow you to flood the energy market, crush the fossil fuel deadenders with cheap Califfornian solar wind and hydro, and then dominate the remaining market.
Obviously your perceptions are biased by observer's influence. We all know it's those nasty nasty skateboarders causing all the accidents, and all the cyclists, scooter-users, and drivers that are totally blameless.
Excuse me while I use my blue flame skateboard to speed past all of them on my way to the Seattle Cider Summit...
A lot of Canadian veterans succeeded in getting rid of the last PM and his MPs, and will do it again if need be.
Of course, that's not a foreign attack on another nation, but using techniques we learned in counter-terrorism ops and our local knowledge, and it's all perfectly legal.
You don't have to hack things to change them. Hacking is what you do when you're not connected to the systems already.
First cold hard reality check is this will be used to harass young women, non-whites, and people with accents, all of which are banned by these countries' constitutions.
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See, this is why they are normally kept in steerage, especially during South Seas voyages.
Problem solved.
In Scotland they'll be set to Scotch Time and in NI they'll be set to Whiskey Time, of course.
I wanted to listen to that one song from the SuperTramp album over and over and over and over!
Could you close the door please?
If you give the cash to the men, it tends to get spent on drink and parties, whereas if it goes to women with kids, it tends to get invested in small business and improving the family's health.
And stolen sometimes.
What was your end goal?
We call those "plastic pebbles" or "starshine".
"The Plasticman"
A lone venturer comes across a crashed plane containing a body wearing the uniform of the USPS (Uniformed Salsa Plastic Service) with a bag full of plastic water bottles.
He travels down a plastic road, weathered by erosion and sunlight, which chokes him to death before he can reach the town about to be destroyed by plastic beetles. So they die.
Everyone is happy in their plastic ruins.
The End
We can fix this by making you pay more for what we should have been required to do in the first place.
What? You thought we were in business to sell telephone calls? Young people don't call their parents anymore, even when we push weepy ads they block that show happy families calling grandma.
Oh, and your landline prices will go up too.
What?
Too soon?
More than three-quarters of all 18-34 yo FB users have removed FB from their cell phones.
Day late.
Dollar short.
We all know this will mean thousands of American toddlers, kids, and pets will die as a result of this.
And every single family will sue.
Problem solved.
It also comes in cooler colors
It's a legal requirement to make money, not a moral requirement.
Jesus said to help the poor and become fishers of men, not banksters.
Why are you surprised?
It's already running at 10 Gbps in many areas and 100 Gbps near portals and it will continue to function without all this cruft your ad-supported "internet" relies on.
He always projects his own crimes onto others.
Always.
Quite frankly, a mix of renewables is far cheaper than fossil fuel energy. Building a system designed to handle 120 percent of the projected load would allow you to flood the energy market, crush the fossil fuel deadenders with cheap Califfornian solar wind and hydro, and then dominate the remaining market.
100 percent is for wimps.
Oh.
Wait.
It does.
Let me get this straight.
It's for people who help during emergencies, and they need phone service and texts then.
At precisely the time when the networks are stressed out from overuse (oversubscribed is what we used to call this) and equipment failures.
From disasters. Like fires. And earthquakes. And floods.
So it WILL be throttled DURING THE EMERGENCY.
Making it ...
useless
Obviously your perceptions are biased by observer's influence. We all know it's those nasty nasty skateboarders causing all the accidents, and all the cyclists, scooter-users, and drivers that are totally blameless.
Excuse me while I use my blue flame skateboard to speed past all of them on my way to the Seattle Cider Summit ...
So, the problem is just that we aren't using the streets and roads for their original purpose of bikes, horses, and the odd delivery truck.
In the 50s everyone warned of lawless youth on scooters, the kind you pushed by hand.
You see the problem only from the perspective of the group you're not part of, not the group you are part of.
A lot of Canadian veterans succeeded in getting rid of the last PM and his MPs, and will do it again if need be.
Of course, that's not a foreign attack on another nation, but using techniques we learned in counter-terrorism ops and our local knowledge, and it's all perfectly legal.
You don't have to hack things to change them. Hacking is what you do when you're not connected to the systems already.
Next time I'll park the deep space probe in a garage.
Now with extra stars!
First cold hard reality check is this will be used to harass young women, non-whites, and people with accents, all of which are banned by these countries' constitutions.
I wish this wasn't so insightful
But it is.