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  1. Re:$38 billion? on So You've Lost a $38 Billion File · · Score: 1

    the value of those files is what somebody else would pay for it.
    That's the market value. A file containing all today's credit card transactions at $some_big_shop might have zero value to anyone else (I doubt $other_shop can get paid for someone else's sales), but will be worth the value of those transactions to the original store, i.e. the money it wouldn't get if it loses the file.
  2. the business model Linux was waiting for? on Red Hat Releases Enterprise Linux 5 · · Score: 1

    Maybe this is the business model Linux was waiting for? Look at this way, the OS isn't a goal in itself - it's just a tool that lets you run applications. And the suits just love one-stop-shops.

    I like this idea. It seems so obvious - afterwards.

  3. Fact for the day on Yellowstone Supervolcano Making Strange Rumblings · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Teton" is french for booby.

  4. Re:"FAT" - who cares? on Germany Rejects Microsoft FAT Patent · · Score: 1

    You're absolutely correct; it's a kind of "lowest common denominator" - a bit like CSV is for spreadsheets. It might not rock, but pretty much anything can read or write it. In the past I've set up dual boot machines with a small FAT partition so I could move data back and forth between Linux & Windows, though with improved USB support in Linux and the falling cost of plug-in storage it's more or less moot these days. Grandparent is an assclown.

  5. Re:And parent comment is right, too. MOD PARENT UP on Getting Accurate Specifications for Software? · · Score: 1

    Users just want their software to work.
    The problem is, they're incapable of defining what 'work' means. Usually, it equates to ESP or DWIM or both.

    [YACA] Think about a car, it actually has very few features. Press that pedal, the engine speeds up. Move that lever and the ratio between engine speed and road speed changes. I'd reckon less than twenty variables describe it - not counting accessories like the radio and aircon. What's more it's familar - most people can drive, or they've seen someone do it. So for a car, we know what it means when we say it works. [/YACA]

    Any non-trivial software is much more complicated in functionality terms. Especially to a programmer who's trying to build something he's never 'driven'.
  6. Re:The hard sciences are all dying on Is Computer Science Dead? · · Score: 1

    I can only speak for the UK, but the number of young people attending higher education is on the up and up. I believe the target is to have 50% of 18 year olds starting. While that's all very nice, what that means is even in a perfectly meritocratic case, a lot of the students attending are of little better than average ability.

    In consequence many aren't capable of a rigorous academic study; so the only option is to make the courses easier - or make easier courses. I know it's a joke about doing a BAs in playing golf and basketweaving, but there's some truth behind it.

    A lot of the people in university these days would have been better off doing a vocational course like an OND/HND (I think that's approximately trade school/associate degree level in the US). There's no shame in being a plumber, or rather theres shouldn't be - and frankly we need more of them than we do diversity compliance poetry analysts.

  7. Re:We get asked this every few years on Is Computer Science Dead? · · Score: 1

    If the business did their homework properly and was willing to change their practices to conform to the software they would save a fortune
    Indeed. Faced with the classic "make or buy" decision, they end up doing both. Many people blame SAP but I don't think that's justified. If anyone's guilty it's partly the consultants (independent ones do it, but the big companies are ten times worse) for always saying yes.

    Then again, if the end customer will boot anybody out who says no, they deserve what they get.
  8. Moving towards a commodity on Is Computer Science Dead? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To get the headlines a hundred years ago, just replace "British Computer Society" with "Ye Fraternal Guild of Buggywhip Frossickers" and "off-the-shelf solutions" with "horseless carriages".

  9. Re:I Don't Buy It on Scientists Threatened For "Climate Denial" · · Score: 0

    global worming
    Go to a vet and get some tablets. But be careful of the dose - it depends on the weight of your dog.
  10. Re:I live in Europe on Wednesday Is Pi Day · · Score: 1

    Do they? I'd say it was a fairly even split - though you missed my actual point entirely anyway.

  11. Re:Do they really recite the digits of pi? on Wednesday Is Pi Day · · Score: 1

    pi is not the expansion of 22/7, its "approximately" 22/7.
    In your rush to show us how smart you are at maths it seems you skipped English comprehension.
    He never said 22/ was an 'expansion of pi'. He said that the decimal expansion of 22/7 appeared on the blackboard in the photo. And I think he's right - I had the same book - green cover with a Chelsea Pensioner with loads of medals.
  12. Re:I live in Europe on Wednesday Is Pi Day · · Score: 1

    If the written form was following the spoken form, then all the English speaking countries - at least one of which was speaking English before the US was - would write it half-ass-backwards.

  13. Re:I live in Europe on Wednesday Is Pi Day · · Score: 1

    So why didn't they continue in the same way, going to YY/MM/DD or YYYY/MM/DD?

  14. Nice one, Bill on Management 'Scared' by Open Source · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The trouble is that answering their question can cost more than what incorporating F/OSS will save.
    Perhaps if you were distributing the code. IANAL(IAOSBDTP), but I thought internal use within an organisation doesn't count as distribution.
  15. Re:Oh, this reminds me of the ol' Freedom Debate.. on Crazy Non-Compete Contracts? · · Score: 1

    Sounds like what's euphemistically referred to as "gardening leave".

  16. Re:Some of this is just wacky on Five Things You Can't Discuss about Linux · · Score: 1

    As pointed out above, that's zealotry, not advocacy.

  17. what a total cock end on Five Things You Can't Discuss about Linux · · Score: 2, Funny

    when you fire the machine up it plays a WAV file of a Ferrari race car revving its engine. That alone is worth the relatively low $1,899 price of admission. Even when I'm in a meeting, I don't turn the sound off
    Wouldn't it be a shame if there was someone in that meeting who's very highly strung - you know, the kind that jumps at any sudden noise? And it would be a real pity if that person happened to be standing near it holding a large cup of $beverage when it went "VROOOM".
  18. Re:Nup, No, Nada. on Microsoft Move to be the End of JPEG? · · Score: 1

    Doesn't matter, the point is that anyone who's dissatisifed with JPG has allready found an alternative.
    So which web browsers 'allready' have support for raw? Hardly an alternative, then.

    support in the camera is the support that matters.
    Cameras are for taking pictures, not for looking at them. Now what's the point of taking them if people can't look at them?
  19. ADVISE on Homeland Security Tests Snoop Computer System · · Score: 4, Funny

    Rules for naming projects:

    1) Choose a word you like. Or better, that the boss/sponsor likes.
    2) Reverse engineer an acronym to fit. Sort of.
    3) ...
    4) Profit!!!!!

    Don't tell me it ain't so.

  20. Web 2.0 on (Almost) All You Need To Know About IPv6 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do I need to upgrade to IPv6 to use web 2.0?

  21. It could be worse on What's It Like For a Developer To Go Into Sales? · · Score: 1

    It could be worse. Much worse. Imagine a sales guy becoming a developer!

  22. Re:Timing when we lost our hair on The Coevolution of Lice & Their Hosts · · Score: 1

    The current theory is that humans lost their hair in order to be more resistant to parasites. You can still see this today in the large number of men(like 90%) shaving.
    If the first sentence is true, surely men would have become naturally beardless and the second would be false?
  23. Re:As my old parasitology lecturer said... on The Coevolution of Lice & Their Hosts · · Score: 1

    I'd have said host/parasite is a special case of the prey/predator one. Main difference being it only eats you slowly.

  24. Re:Data Types on Computer Foul-up Breaks Canadian Tax Filing System · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A date of birth wouldn't be 9 digits by any scheme I can think of
    Maybe they use the date of birth as a a natural key (or part of one) and the extra digit is in case more than one person is born on the same day. Implausible, right? It would be a "solution" to this.
  25. Re:Data Types on Computer Foul-up Breaks Canadian Tax Filing System · · Score: 4, Funny

    Text? Luxury!
    We had to convert it to hex in our heads and enter it on paper tape.