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The Coevolution of Lice & Their Hosts
eldavojohn writes "It might be an uncomfortable subject but parasites are an interesting subject when it comes to evolution. Ever wonder if pocket gophers have lice? Well, they do. And most interesting of all is the evolution of these lice mirroring the evolution of gophers. To study the genes of lice may shed just as much light on evolutionary trees as studying the genes of the actual host the lice has evolved to. The most unsettling result from these studies is that human head lice and human pubic lice (crabs) vary so greatly that they are in two separate genera. There were similarities between our pubic lice and the lice found on gorillas. Scientists came to the conclusion, which they published today in BMC Biology, is just as striking as their earlier one about head lice. But it is hardly the same. We did not get pubic lice from other hominids. We got them from the ancestors of gorillas."
Did anyone else read that line and think that this was article could have some link to the Monkey's Uncle (proto chimp/proto human interbreeding) story from a while ago on slashdot?
Afraid not, TFA states:Anyway, best article linked from
I'm going to wonder whether there were savanna gorillas or deep Forest hominids all night now
There are shills on slashdot. Apparently, I'm one of them.
There were similarities between our pubic lice and the lice found on gorillas.
Look, I don't know what these scientists have been doing with the gorillas in this study, but this seems like evidence of *something*.
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It's not that humans got crabs from gorillas. One human did. Skeezy McTarzan.
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We did not get pubic lice from other hominids. We got them from the ancestors of gorillas." Just.... Dude.
I heard somewhere and I believe it to be true that African Americans hair has a oval shape instead of round. For this reason the lice cant grab on, and they don't have lice problems.
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I remember something from my days of getting an anthropology degree where some scientists was trying to guess the approximate date when humans first started wearing clothing. Tools made from bone and rock last a long time, so you can easily get a good idea of when people started making new types of tools. But stuff like clothing, rope, or weaving rots away pretty quickly, so finding them in archaeological digs is pretty rare.
IIRC, there are two types of lice or fleas. One kind lived on human skin and hair, and the other preferred clothing and blankets and lived only in artificial fabrics. The scientists were trying to see when the fabric-preferring bugs diverged from a common ancestor by examining the genetics. Really clever!
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/.'ers are going to have a field day with this story.
Long before it was used in terms of addictions, "I've got a monkey on my back" used to refer to having sex with a gorilla.
It's called a job perk.
Hate to be the naysayer of the group, but this seems pretty speculative to me. The connection between the gorilla strain of lice and the human head lice is an interesting observation, but that doesn't necessarily mean all that was claimed. I'm not dismissing the theory, but there is not enough evidence to sell me on this one. Does the premise sound good? Yes, but that is hardly enough to justify the evolutionary links between lice and the various branches of primates.
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To be perfectly honest ... um, let me think about this ... no.
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Huh huh. You said.. "pocket gopher".
So, about ten or twelve years ago I hook up with this skank from Montreal. She was a hottie, great in the sack, and loved it up the ass. A couple of weeks after I met her, I experienced major ball itch. I'm like scratching down there all the time. One time, alone in bed reading, I scratch like mad and find what looks like an insect leg in my fingernail.
Fuck, I've got the fucking crabs.
I thought I had jock itch and had been spraying my junk with Cruex, but that only made the crabs mad. I could see them climbing through my white-powdered pubes.
The only resort was to shave myself from nose to toes. I looked like a fucking toddler, but the itching stopped.
And yes, I had to replace my futon, get new sheets, and boil my underwear and jeans. Hell of a price to pay for some Montreal trim.
Could have been worse, though.
Regards,
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Where is the link to Lawyers ?? I would have thought that all parasites were geneticaly related?
The all powerful one is known to be against that nasty bahaviour known as "s*x" (except when used to go forth and multiply of course). He produced pubic lice as a punishment for those engaging in this disgusting activity.
"We did not get pubic lice from other hominids. We got them from the ancestors of gorillas."
#10. Speak for yourself, professor.
#9. "coyote-ugly", move over...
#8. Shhh... Hear that? I think Dave Attell's head just exploded.
#7. Why is the waiting room empty? All I said was we...
#6. "Scratch-a while you can, monkey-boy!"
#5. Next on Springer...
#4. Time to bring the crab-infested brass monkeys in off the back porch, Radar.
#3. Yes, you heard me right, I need to get into those crabs' genes.
#2. Let's say we ask Jocelyn Elders to weigh in on this one.
and #1... Well I'll be a monkey's uncle, and a mighty itchy one at that.
(N.B., I know gorillas are apes not monkeys, so save the posting effort, it's just a freaking joke...)
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From the article: "And then there is the matter of where the lice live. Today, lice live on little islands of hair on an ocean of hairless human skin. They are clearly adapted to our relatively hairless bodies. The authors suggest that their results may mean that hominids were already losing hair 3.3 million years ago. The gorilla lice needed an empty ecological niche--pubic hair--that they could occupy in order to survive. If hominids had full-body hair, the lice that already lived on it might have been able to outcompete an invader."
In my opinion this is one of the most interesting aspects of this research - being able to date when we started becoming hairless. It's always been a puzzle why we are relatively hairless compared to the other great apes, and I would guess that being able to put some time constraints on it is a step toward understanding how this happened.
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The coevolution of parasites and their hosts is admirably exemplified by the hordes of clueness do-nothing know-nothings who rush to offer hilariously foolish comments on slashdot.
What to do if you suddenly have a craving for bloody hair:
Symptom(s):
You wake up covered in a cool looking black spandex-like suit with the symbol of lice. You have superhuman itching powers. You have what looks to be snow drifts in your hair. You love bloody hair (both above and below the border).
Cause:
You are infected with the evolved Alien Symbiote version not mentioned in the article. It is believed this form came from outer-space however no wiki article or blog has yet to confirm this.
Treatment:
Climb the nearest bell tower and ring bell while you stand directly under it. Then remove weakened suit of black lice eggs and burn it. Next, take a shower and wash your nasty hair with gasoline. Finally, use some Axe body spray to hid the gas smell and to bring the ladies back.
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How does a Gorilla get crabs from YOU!!???
I can imagine one of two scenarios:
1. Humans evolved from the same primates as gorillas, and the lice just stuck with us the whole time.
2. Some human had sex with a gorilla.
I just want to know why the christians want to believe number 2 over number 1.
Conclusion:
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Sigh. Another sheep argument with Irreducible Complexity. None of the candidates for this kind of "Gap" theology have stood up to scientific analysis. Other sheep have argued in a similar manner about the eye, the flagella, etc.
I wish Richard Dawkins was made required reading for all the misguided lambs every Saturday night before churchday.
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The experiments are run by Lice.
an artifact is something made by human hands. So all fabric before the industrial revolution is "artificial".
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When my SO wonders where the crabs came from, I can mumble, "Ah, fucking gorillas."
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That was the only thing you said that made sense
"going forth and multiplying" only works when one tries to multiply with one's own species?
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I wish people would stop confusing "hominid" with "human". Gorillas are hominids as well.
...in his pathetic attempts to use powerpoint as a subliminal messaging system: "PARASITES RULE THE WORLD" but seriously, the co-evolution of parasitic invertebrates and higher species (coupled with the much higher reproduction rate of the parasites) in some cases can be a greater natural selection pressure than the classic predator/prey relationship that people always seem to think of first.
Humans have the most hair of all Primates! its just are hair is very fine and short but we have 3 - 5 times more hair than a chimp for example!
people have the most hair out of all primates! its just are hair is so fine you would think we had less.
There were similarities between our pubic lice and the lice found on gorillas. Sorry, that incident at the zoo was reduced to 'Just following too close.'
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Not only am I a monkey's uncle, I got his crabs too!
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Everybody knows lice and humans are only 6000 years old, and there were two lice on the Ark with Noah and his (incestuous) family...
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Get your lice off me, you damn dirty ape!
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Indigenous American Indians used to catch horses by outrunning them, until the horse was too tired to run anymore. If one trains a horse to run long distances, then I don't know, but a typical wild horse is not much of a match against a determined, trained human in terms of distance.
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What do you mean "our pubic lice"?
This is Slashdot, most of us haven't had the opportunity to get public lice, you insensitive clod!
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"The gorilla lice needed an empty ecological niche--pubic hair--that they could occupy in order to survive. If hominids had full-body hair, the lice that already lived on it might have been able to outcompete an invader."
Someone jump in and tell me how this could possibly happen. We lost our body hair, but not our crotch, underarm or head hair. So the lice we were carrying before losing that hair...
A. Hated our pubic reagions and head.
B. were unable to adapt to those different hairs, as we lost our hair.
C. Were shocked and died the day every darn human dropped 90% of their hair, leaving only the pubic and head places available for colonization.
No. We had lice before we lost that hair, and we had lice after. There's a mistake here. This louse must have out-competed or bred together with the one we had.
O.K. if you take the WoW perspective on that it takes 300 Nagas to get 1 Naga Claw. When you get thirty claws, you take them to the elder in Sha laka ah, and he gives you a quest to get 10 Naga Hides. The drop rate for Naga hides is about 1 in 1000, but they come quick if you drop a skill and trade up skinning!
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actually, we don't have to go back that far in history to discover people in our family tree who didn't get that.
Remember the examples from Greek mythology that involved inter-species breeding? There was a time when people thought the stories literal truth.
However, I was merely trying to make a crude joke about our ancestors and bestiality. Looks like the joke wasn't crude enough.
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"We did not get pubic lice from other hominids. We got them from the ancestors of gorillas."
Where does Paris Hilton get hers?
Based on some of her sex vids, I gotta say maybe from the same source, since many of her boyfriends appear to be gorillas - or at least dumber than gorillas.
Maybe even dumber than her, since they're screwing her.
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