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  1. Where? on Crazy Non-Compete Contracts? · · Score: 1

    It might help if the questioner told us where. IANAL, but I'm told that laws do vary from place to place.

  2. Falls between two stools? on FlipStart to Replace Your Laptop? · · Score: 1

    Once it gets above a certain size (too big to fit in a suit pocket or purse) you'll have to carry it in something, so you might as well go the whole hog and get a proper laptop. Not to say that such things as the Toshiba Libretto aren't cute, though.

  3. Re:Build a prototype on Getting Accurate Specifications for Software? · · Score: 1

    If you decide you want french doors, the builder will happily charge you for that. Nobody would expect a change like that to be free.
    [Boss mode] Don't try and tell me that moving a few words around on a screen is the same as knocking a hole in a wall! [/Boss mode]
  4. Re:silencers on 9 Laws of Physics That Don't Apply in Hollywood · · Score: 1

    150 grain is not a count, like a bushel, it is a unit of weight, like a gram
    If by count you mean a dimensionless number (like a dozen), a bushel isn't one - it's a unit of volume equivalent to an apparently random number of litres.
  5. Re:Yes. This is hard. on Getting Accurate Specifications for Software? · · Score: 1

    Better, probably, would be to take an iterative approach: Take the word doc and bash together a prototype (RealBasic, Ruby on Rails, whatever); drop the prototype in front of the users and make notes as they say "nooo! not like that, it needs to do X, Y and Z";
    That's the perfect approach, if your sole goal is to find what their favourite colour is.
  6. Force them to say What, not How on Getting Accurate Specifications for Software? · · Score: 5, Informative

    I try to get them to tell me how they would do it with a pencil and paper. They won't anwser the question as asked, of course. They'll say "I need some trancaction where I can put..." or "there needs to be some file where..."[1] - at this point you interrupt and ask them, again, how they would do it with pencil and paper. Eventually, you'll get to the answer. Then you, the developer/analyst, should be able to work out how to do it.

    This forces them to concentrate on the what, not the how. You'd hope people would have the ability to intellectually grok the difference, without such a trick. You'd be disappointed.

    [1] To them, file/screen/transaction/table/program are all synonyms. Never, ever, trust their terminology.

  7. Re:Been there, done that. on 9 Laws of Physics That Don't Apply in Hollywood · · Score: 1

    Copper doesn't spark.
    I thought that too, I vaguely remember something about it being preferred in coalmines for that reason.
  8. Re:Pet Gun Peeve on 9 Laws of Physics That Don't Apply in Hollywood · · Score: 1

    After firing 800 rounds with one magazine
    ... while holding the gun one-handed.
  9. Re:there is No god on Humans Hardwired to Believe in Supernatural Deity? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    blind faith is useless because you don't know what you're believing in unless you've proven it to yourself.
    I though that proof denies faith. Be careful crossing the road, folks.
  10. Re:Typical on Month of PHP Bugs Has Begun · · Score: 1

    64 GB? That should be enough for anybody!

  11. Re:definitions on Tax Accounting Evil at Google? · · Score: 1

    Grandparent said avoiding. You said evading. Those words are not synonyms.

  12. Re:CORRECTION Re:Enron 2.0? on Best Buy Confirms 'Secret' Version of its Website · · Score: 1

    Same team, different shirts.

  13. Re:I've seen it. on Best Buy Confirms 'Secret' Version of its Website · · Score: 1

    [puts finger on bottom lip] Well, deux!

  14. Re:Pronunciation? on Define - /etc? · · Score: 1

    Plus you can work backwards from the languages derived from it, which are still spoken by (ballpark guess) half the people in Europe. Not an exact science, but anyone who says philologists, historical linguists and etymologists are just guessing proves nothing but his own ignorance.

  15. Re:The Devil's Deal on Canadian Gov't Grants Olympics Ownership of Winter · · Score: 1

    I thought professionals from the USA and USSR competed in the Olypics wau before that. But then I found out they students and members of the armed forces, respectively. Silly me.

  16. Re:Maybe not... on Canadian Gov't Grants Olympics Ownership of Winter · · Score: 1

    My Mexican friend, who makes tarpaulins for commercial vehicles and moonlights as a wine merchant is very relieved.

  17. Re:Wasabi isn't all that dangerous... on Astronaut Has 'Wasabi Spill' in Space · · Score: 1

    Officer: Did the assialant have any distinguishing features?
    Victim: Hmm, with the disguise and all I couldn't really see ... but there was a kind of, I dunno, pissy smell around her...

    (I totally missed the story when it came out)

  18. Typical on Canadian Gov't Grants Olympics Ownership of Winter · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, let's all blame Cananda, eh?

  19. Re:Paul, are you well? Update the errata! on MySQL Cookbook · · Score: 1

    regarding "Ruby on Rails Up and Runnig"
    Well if they can't get the title right, there's not much hope. Though what Scottish folk/rock bands have to do with programming escapes me somewhat.
  20. Re:Most environmentally friendly solution. on Build an Environmentally-Friendly PC · · Score: 1

    Where's the software you can use to browse the web on old hardware?
    Right here. Oh, by "browse the web" you meant "gawp at flash". Sorry. My bad.
  21. Re:Does Vista have anything we need? on Is Vista a Trap? · · Score: 1

    Eventually. But when 5 years from now?
    Excellent strategy - coinciding with the release of Duke Nukem Forever.
  22. Re:Yes on Award-Winning Ad Taken Off Air In Australia · · Score: 1

    catwh0re (540371) "In Australia we have a law against advertising which involves displaying driving activity which is technically illegal."

    response by FromellaSlob (813394) "that braindead law would outlaw every movie with a car chase."

    Why don't you learn a new word - try "context" - insteady of trying to be a smartass?

  23. Re:Flash drives would be better.. on iPods to be Used as Flight Data Recorders · · Score: 1

    When it can resist being nuked from orbit, I'll be impressed.

  24. Re:Sorry Skinflute.. We are a Democracy. on Avoiding the Word "Evolution" · · Score: 1

    George Washington was a strong Christian, but also believed in religious toleration.
    He was in favour of slavery too. What was your point, again?
  25. Re:But *THAT* is the problem.... on Avoiding the Word "Evolution" · · Score: 1

    You're mincing words here.
    Wrong again. I am not speaking in a roundabout way or using euphemisms..