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  1. Ulterior motive? on Simulating Supernovae with Graphics Cards · · Score: 5, Funny


    From TFA:


    Peter Schröder, a computer simulation expert at the California Institute of Technology, believes graphics processors have great potential for scientific research. "There is a real market driving this hardware that we can use for scientific computation," he told New Scientist.

    Actually, Peter and his buds just got sick of getting scragged in DeathMatch because the video cards in their lab computers are teh SUXX0R.
    Now, they have a blank check to get whatever video cards they want.

    ^_^
  2. Can you imagine a Beowulf cluster of these? on Simulating Supernovae with Graphics Cards · · Score: 3, Funny


    From TFA:


    To make the technology much more powerful, McCormick is working on a version of Scout that will work when several computers are linked together.

    I guess they can.

    ^_^
  3. Ahh...nolstagia... on Carnival of Gamers II · · Score: 2, Funny


    with this one being themed around a text adventure.

    >kill grue

    -You can't kill the lurking grue!

    >talk grue

    -Talking to yourself is said to be a sign of impending mental collapse.

    >go cave

    You venure into the cave. It is very dark. The grue eats you. You are dead.

    Play again? (Y/N)

    ^_^

  4. Re:SHADO flying flags at half mast... on Is Apple & Community Evangelizing Into Uncoolness? · · Score: 1


    Thank you....I have a new wallpaper now. ;)

  5. Re:Chicken shits! I *knew* it! on New MS Shell Will Not Be In Longhorn · · Score: 1


    Awesome song...I have the T-shirt.

  6. Re:"Scathing"....good word. on Is Apple & Community Evangelizing Into Uncoolness? · · Score: 1


    That must be your breath blowing back in your face.

    ^_^

  7. Re:the paper trail...... on NYT Says Paperless Voting A Serious Problem · · Score: 1


    A masterful troll...

    I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl...thank you.

    ^_^

  8. Re:the paper trail...... on NYT Says Paperless Voting A Serious Problem · · Score: 1


    Here's another quote from the same article, just to clear things up for you:


    The Aug. 14 letter from Walden O'Dell, chief executive of Diebold Inc. - who has become active in the re-election effort of President Bush - prompted Democrats this week to question the propriety of allowing O'Dell's company to calculate votes in the 2004 presidential election.


    This is what this thread is about. Your attempt to derail the argument by hair-splitting is amusing, but unproductive.

    Argue the subject, or start your own thread.

  9. Re:Where on New MS Shell Will Not Be In Longhorn · · Score: 1


    Now you're just splitting hairs? If M$ didn't initially intend to include Monad in the release, why exactly was it in the alpha?

  10. Re:Where on New MS Shell Will Not Be In Longhorn · · Score: 1


    That post was made to point up the fact that Slashdot reported on the Monad thing only 36 hours before, and was now forced to report otherwise...a situation a few other posters besides myself had found humorous. As I pointed out in my subsequent post, the question was adequately answered in the article referenced by the summary.

    Sorry that was lost on you.

  11. Re:just die already on Is Apple & Community Evangelizing Into Uncoolness? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I know...that's been happening to me all day...go for 'funny', get modded 'insightful'...go for 'insightful', get modded 'funny'...

    Mabye it's because my wit is so sharp that I'm blurring the line between 'insightful' and 'funny'...

    Or mabye the moderators really are on crack...

    ^_^

  12. Re:Where on New MS Shell Will Not Be In Longhorn · · Score: 4, Informative


    OK...here's a quote from the BetaNews article referenced in the summary:


    Monad was slated to replace the command line in Windows with an object-oriented technology that rivals shells found on Unix systems. Beta versions of the software have been available to testers since early Longhorn alpha releases, but now Microsoft is looking further down the road with Monad.


    You know, if you would just RTFA, things would be a lot clearer...
  13. Re:Where on New MS Shell Will Not Be In Longhorn · · Score: 1


    Where was it ever stated that monad would be IN longhorn?


    here
  14. Chicken shits! I *knew* it! on New MS Shell Will Not Be In Longhorn · · Score: 4, Funny


    Microsoft just doesn't have the Monads...

    ^_^

  15. Re:"Scathing"....good word. on Is Apple & Community Evangelizing Into Uncoolness? · · Score: 1


    Please reference this post for your answer, as I can't be bothered to type it all over again.

  16. Re:the paper trail...... on NYT Says Paperless Voting A Serious Problem · · Score: 1


    If you want people to take you seriously, find a better source!

    OK...I expected that response, which is why I included three separate sources.

    If you still want more, just google 'Bush Diebold campaign contributor', and pick a few dozen for yourself.

  17. Re:"Scathing"....good word. on Is Apple & Community Evangelizing Into Uncoolness? · · Score: 1


    Hmmm. So the rumor that mac zealots cannot laugh at a joke at their expense is true.

    First and foremost, I'm not a Mac zealot...in fact, I don't even own an IPod...nice try, though.

    This guy is using hyperbole to make a point

    He's a lawyer. Don't you think he could have used facts to make his point?

    His article made me, and many others LOL.

    If he was writing to amuse, than I concede that he succeded handily (I laughed as well). If, however, he was writing to prove a point, all the rmpant vitriol he spewed only weakened his case.

    Funny to think, that if the FA was bashing MS in the same terms, people complaining about it would get - mods, but quite rightly told to get a life.

    Funny to think that you would hold out a hypothetical situation to attempt to support your point.

    The FA makes good points. Your whining about the hyperbole has apparently made you unable, or unwilling, to address them.

    I'm not disputing the points he mde...I never did. Unfortunately, it's the hyperbole itself, rather than my 'whining', that has rendered me unwilling to address them.

    Hope that clears things up for you.

  18. Re:"Scathing"....good word. on Is Apple & Community Evangelizing Into Uncoolness? · · Score: 1

    ...but you have to admit that "deranged, goose-stepping lemmings" is pretty damned funny.

    Sure it's funny...it's a scream...but I have to say I expected a little more substance and a little less vitriol.

    If I want to read a funny rant, I'll go visit my good friend Maddox.

    ...and if I want to participate in such a rant, I'll just visit Slashdot.

  19. Re:You mean like Linux zealots? on Is Apple & Community Evangelizing Into Uncoolness? · · Score: 1


    Ding! Ding! Ding!

    We have a winner.

    (It was also what one of the Russian sailors would say in the bar.)

  20. Re:the paper trail...... on NYT Says Paperless Voting A Serious Problem · · Score: 3, Informative


    Wasn't it Diebolds CEO that said he would do anything to make sure George W. Bush would win Ohio.

    Yes, and here's the link.

  21. Re:the paper trail...... on NYT Says Paperless Voting A Serious Problem · · Score: 5, Informative


    Here's three links that support the parent:

    http://www.commondreams.org/headlines03/0828-08.ht m
    http://www.veteransforpeace.org/Diebolds_political _030504.htm
    http://www.boalt.org/biplog/archive/000546.html

    If you disagree with the parent, be a man and argue the point with him. Don't mod him as 'flamebait' merely because what he says makes you feel uncomfortable.

  22. Broken Link on NYT Says Paperless Voting A Serious Problem · · Score: 4, Informative


    The link to H.R. 550 is broken in the summary, but it can be seen here.

  23. Re:You mean like Linux zealots? on Is Apple & Community Evangelizing Into Uncoolness? · · Score: 1


    <RussianAccent>
    I spill my drink!!!
    </RussianAccent>

    One hundred points to the person who can identify the source of that quote.

  24. Re:just die already on Is Apple & Community Evangelizing Into Uncoolness? · · Score: 4, Funny


    I know...I can totally relate...I try to run apps on my old Win 3.11 box, and it's all like "this is not a valid executable" and junk...

    ^_^

  25. "Scathing"....good word. on Is Apple & Community Evangelizing Into Uncoolness? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here's a quote from TFA (the very first sentence, as matter of fact...):

    I wonder if the Atlantic ocean has as vast a collection of spineless jellyfish as seemingly comprises significant portions of the Macintosh user base and its ass-kissing punditry.


    Nice going, Sarcastro. Nothing opens up the floor for rational discussion like howling ad hominem attacks.
    I thought that the rest of the article would prove to be more substantive, but no, it's pretty much all like that.

    Perfect article for Slashdotters, though. Let the flame war begin.