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  1. Re:But the real question is on MS Unveils Beta of New Image Editing Program · · Score: 2, Funny


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    Hey there, partner! It looks like you're trying to repress your latent homosexuality!

    Would you like me to:
    1. Send an email re: your 'coming out' to all entries in your address book
    2. Send an email re: your 'coming out' to that cute guy in Sales
    3. Find you some nice man-on-man pr0n, so you can indulge yourself
    4. Find you some nice girl-on-girl pr0n, so you can try to convince yourself you're still straight
    5. Search for help on the Web


  2. Re:M$ is really on a tear today... on MS Unveils Beta of New Image Editing Program · · Score: 1


    Here's a quote from the webpage you cited:


    Although Ford was not the first to build a self-propelled vehicle with a gasoline engine, he was, however, one of several automotive pioneers who helped this country become a nation of motorists.


    Next time, you might want to RTFA, especially if it's one you referenced yourself.
  3. Re:This is news? on Many Scientists Admit Unethical Practices · · Score: 1

    Science in those days worked in broad strokes! They got right to the point! Nowadays it's always molecule, molecule, molecule!

    - The Tick
  4. Re:Fortunately... on Many Scientists Admit Unethical Practices · · Score: 4, Funny


    Actually, religion doesn't change as much as it forks.

  5. Re:Most Famous Unethical Scientist on Many Scientists Admit Unethical Practices · · Score: 2, Funny


    My vote's for Professor Farnsworth:


    "Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a Great White shark -- oh, suddenly you've gone too far!"
  6. Re:Most Famous Unethical Scientist on Many Scientists Admit Unethical Practices · · Score: 4, Funny


    He could have fixed the boat anytime he wanted...but then they would have gone back to civilization, where he was just a nerdy little nobody.

    On that island, the Professor was God.

  7. Unethical?!? on Many Scientists Admit Unethical Practices · · Score: 1


    There's nothing unethical about my practices....I tell you those sharks wanted those frickin' laser beams grafted to their heads...they pretty much begged for them!

    ^_^

  8. Re:But the real question is on MS Unveils Beta of New Image Editing Program · · Score: 4, Funny


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    Hey there, partner! It looks like you're trying to change your color balance!

    Would you like me to:

    1. Overwrite all pixels with #000000
    2. Overwrite all pixels with #FFFFFF
    3. Corrupt your image
    4. Save your image in our proprietary format that even we can't read
    5. Take you to the Gimp homepage

  9. Re:Oooh on MS Unveils Beta of New Image Editing Program · · Score: 1


    Hey...we can't help it if M$ insists on supplying us with all this great material...

  10. Re:M$ is really on a tear today... on MS Unveils Beta of New Image Editing Program · · Score: 2, Funny


    <sarcasm>

    Yeah...you're absolutely right...I wonder how they can keep charging for their product when it is such an obvious rip-off...

    Oh wait...

    </sarcasm>

  11. Re:Support Free Software!! on MS Unveils Beta of New Image Editing Program · · Score: 3, Funny


    "convicted monopolist"...I love the sound of that.

    Makes them sound like sex offenders somehow...

    ^_^

  12. Re:Nice on MS Unveils Beta of New Image Editing Program · · Score: 1


    ...it's still nice to finally see some real competition to Photoshop, especially considering that the price of Acrylic will be much lower than that of Photoshop.

    Well, I doubt that Acrylic's price can beat the Gimp...

    Seriously, though, what do you have against the Gimp? I'm impressed as hell every time I use it, and I'm a fairly heavy Photoshop user (although it is common knowledge that I do impress easily... :P )

  13. M$ is really on a tear today... on MS Unveils Beta of New Image Editing Program · · Score: 3, Funny


    <sarcasm>
    First a music subscription service, and now this...M$ is a vertiable fountain of innovation.
    <sarcasm>

    Damnit, Microsoft! You're like that kid on the playground who always wanted someone else's toy, just because someone else had them.
    If you don't quit bullying the other kids, Microsoft, no one is going to want to play with you.

  14. Caution: sarcasm follows... on Microsoft's Music Subscription Service · · Score: 3, Funny


    Music online???

    Boy, that Microsoft sure is innovative...

    ^_^

  15. Re:Drat. on Canada To Introduce Copyright Law Next Week · · Score: 2, Informative


    I'm thinking about applying for Sealand citizenship, myself...

    ^_^

  16. Re:Change in strategy... on Porn in Your Pocket · · Score: 2, Funny


    Heh heh heh....penetration...

    ^_^

  17. The blessings of the Pr0n Industry on Porn in Your Pocket · · Score: 5, Insightful


    How does the saying go...that for any media to survive in the marketplace, it has to be accepted by the porn industry?

    Looks like Sony's done their homework.

  18. This is priceless... on Monks See Through Optical Illusion Games · · Score: 3, Funny

    From TFA:

    Alternatively, we can increase the duration of the disappearance by disrupting teh activity of the Right hemsiphere with precisely time pulses (the Right hemisphere seems to be much more picky about the prcise timing of teh TMS pulse thanthe Left, perhasp associated with the large blocks of time that the Left deals in ).

    What the hell? Who wrote this article, Jeff K.?

    d00d, this iz teh ghey.
  19. Re:Why do we have this statement? on Juggling Molecules with Linux · · Score: 3, Funny


    Because this is Slashdot.

    The slam on Microsoft is compulsory.

  20. Re:So... on World's Biggest Hacker Held · · Score: 1


    So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Bill Brasky! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Billbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

  21. Re:what? on World's Biggest Hacker Held · · Score: 1
    1. Compile list of deleted accounts.
    2. Perform non-authoritative restore of Active Directory on domain.
    3. Perform authoritative restore of deleted accounts.
    4. Crack a cold one. You're done.

    Of course, I am assuming that the deleted accounts were from a Windows Active Directory structure, but that's a reasonable assumption given our facts in this case.
  22. Re:2 questions on World's Biggest Hacker Held · · Score: 1


    The article specified "the world's biggest", not "the world's best".

  23. Re:So... on World's Biggest Hacker Held · · Score: 1


    Bill Brasky once ate a Bible while water skiing.

  24. Re:Insanity plea indeed... on World's Biggest Hacker Held · · Score: 1


    Coke and Pepsi are the same thing???

    The world no longer makes sense to me...

    ^_^

  25. Re:what? on World's Biggest Hacker Held · · Score: 1


    While not $1 billion in damages there is a cost to recovering and reconstructing those accounts.

    That's what backups are for. With proper backups, those deleted accounts could have been restored in hours.

    NBD.