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  1. Re:Is this real world testing? on Kids Review the OLPC · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not everybody in Africa is hungry. Many people that we would consider poor have mobile phones there. They use them for their business.

    Actually, some of those people are quite rich and would only need your assistance with getting vast sums of money from their corrupt countries...

  2. Re:Very smart move on Strict German Computer Crime Law Now in Effect · · Score: 1

    A new record for Godwin's Law... Three posts.

    You haven't read the first post, have you?

  3. Re:Weird... on China To Deploy World's Largest People Tracking Network · · Score: 4, Funny

    In China, people have to sleep with at least one eye open.

  4. So... on US Spy Agencies See Bloggers as Journalists · · Score: 1

    ... is that a good thing or a bad thing?

    I do know there are few bloggers worse than the vast majority of Croatian journalists; I can't say much about the rest of the world.

  5. Re:Linus released the 'Linux' OS? on Torvalds on Linux and Microsoft · · Score: 1

    And if you're a hot girl, too, then everybody watching wins as well.

  6. Re:Strong yes, but worthy? Questionable. on Linux Foundation Calls for 'Respect for Microsoft' · · Score: 1

    I think it's hilarious that the only praise the Linux/FOSS community gives MS is that its marketing is great, and that it can drive competitors out of business.

    The reality is that Windows operating systems are light-years ahead of any open source OS. The problem is that the most rabid anti-MS voices haven't actually worked on both to be able to compare. They've only done some Linux kernel hacking, and are certain that it's the best thing since sliced-bread. Seriously, has anyone else done significant work on both? If you have, are you still a Linux fan? Point is, if you've only ever seen the Linux kernel source code, then you only have half the story. (Yet, I'm sure that won't stop you from responding to my post.)

    Linux is free. Windows costs a lot of money. Yet, Windows dominates in the home, in business, and all over the world.

    Yeah, I'm *sure* it's all "marketing."

    Troll me up, Linux fanboys.

    Of course it's not all marketing.

    Driving competitors out of business is also a very important part.

    And we've already admitted that.

  7. Hey, wait a minute... on Linux Foundation Calls for 'Respect for Microsoft' · · Score: 1

    This also requires that the Linux community respects Microsoft rather than ridicule it. "There are some things that Windows does pretty well," Zemlin said. Microsoft for instance has excelled in marketing the operating system, and has a good track record in fending off competition.'"

    And both of these things are a sign of quality code, or what?

    The article almost had me going - right to this point, where I started laughing.

    I do, however, agree with this style of ridiculing them - what we don't say may speak louder than what we do say.

  8. Re:We need more people like him on The Heretical Freeman Dyson · · Score: 1

    Think how much easier geometry would be if we legislated the value of PI to be exactly 1 and forced people to observe it.

    You don't want to do that.

    Bergholt Stuttley (a.k.a. Bloody Stupid) Johnson once created a machine which forced the value of Pi to exactly 3.

    The resulting amount of spam collapsed the universe at one point.

  9. Re:We need more people like him on The Heretical Freeman Dyson · · Score: 1

    We need more people to stand up against the global warming onslaught. That's right! I vote that global warming isn't true, I'm a heretic, a rebel. We need more people to do the same.
    If enough people are heretics and say that it isn't true, then it isn't true.

    That's how science works, right?

    According to my (rather feeble) understanding of the Quantum Theory, I don't see why not. ;)

  10. Or, in the semi-proper form of a limercik... on SCO Loses · · Score: 0

    There once was a CEO called McBride
    Who thought he could take on Linux in stride.
    But the creep from Santa Cruz
    Was destined to lose
    And get fscked in the ass by New York Gay Pride.

  11. Re:They're effectively bankrupt on SCO Loses · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So how do you think that applies to RedHat's suit against SCO?

    Will RedHat gain anything but satisfaction?

  12. Re:Hurrah! on SCO Loses · · Score: 2, Funny

    Somehow, I'd expected a less matter-of-fact headline.

    And much more gloating.

  13. Re:Hurrah! on SCO Loses · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can send them feedback from here.

    I wrote this:
    Subject: You have an error on your website...
    Message: It says, "SCO owns the core UNIX operating system, originally developed by AT&T/Bell Labs and is the exclusive licensor to Unix-based system software providers."
    NO, YOU DON'T! HA! HA!
    Now get those lies off your website.
    Cheers!

    And then I got the message: Thank you for your feedback.
    And in smaller print: You will be hearing from us soon.

    Do you think that was a threat?

  14. Re:AVG on Many Antivirus Tools Fail in LinuxWorld Test · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, my bad...

    In that case, I have two things ro wonder about:
    1. Why wasn't it included in the test? and
    2. WTF was my original post moderated Funny for?

  15. Re:viruses on linux - a big deal anyway? on Many Antivirus Tools Fail in LinuxWorld Test · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, I remember an article about the lack of compatibility between Windows and WINE.

    Of the four viruses thrown at it, WINE couldn't run one properly.

    Truly, Wine Is Not an Emulator.

  16. Re:AVG on Many Antivirus Tools Fail in LinuxWorld Test · · Score: 1, Funny

    Kaspersky and Eset seem to be the two main up and comers, and they left one out!

    Well, I haven't noticed a NOD32 for Linux... have you?

  17. Re:I'm going to get crucified, but... on RIAA Campaign Against Students Hits Stormier Seas · · Score: 1

    My government recently decided to do just that.

    And since the levy/tax/whatever is ultimately collected by our RIAA equivalent, who represents virtually none of the artists I support, I feel that they are stealing the money I could have given to the artists I like.

    Now, if I were rich enough to simply buy all the music, I would; however, I am not, so I do not. And I've already paid for it once.

  18. Re:Article? on Cambridge Researcher Breaks OpenBSD Systrace · · Score: 1

    By the way, what has happened to the slashdot effect? Not so long ago the first thing I did when reading about something on slashdot was finding a coral or google cache link to the actual article on the comments section. Nowadays - and I haven't really even thought about it - the articles usually just work. Are the webservers better now, or has the power of slashdot effect declined?

    Or have I just been lucky?

    It is now known as the Slashdot Quantum Paradox.

    Previously, the Slashdot Paradox meant that although nobody ever read TFA, the servers were still swarmed and brought down to their knees by the sheer force of discussion.

    Nowadays, due to several breakthroughs in quantum science and technology, the Slashdot Quantum Paradox ensures that as long as nobody actually goes to RTFA, the servers stay online. However, should anybody actually go and try to RTFA, the Slashdot Effect would affect it in full.

    Since you are an Anonymous Coward, you're practically nobody; you went to RTFA and the server was, of course, online.

    See?

  19. Re:other open source clients? on BitTorrent Closes Source Code · · Score: 1

    In my personal opinion, uTorrent is a fine piece of software; it's a shame it's closed source and Windows-only.

    Wasn't it only recently that the latest version (1.7?) of uTorrent was being banned from some trackers, as it contained some code that phoned home, supposedly to MAFIAA?

    Fine piece of software it may be, but every now and then I hear things like this, and redouble my conviction to use F/OSS whenever possible.

  20. Re:CD burner? on How To Turn a Mini Maglite Into a Laser · · Score: 1

    Yeah. But CD burner lasers are infrared so they won't look as cool (and you won't know that you are aiming it at your eye until you hear the boiling sound).

    And be very very careful with these lasers, they are strong enough to cause permanent eye damage and blindness even at very short exposure times.

    And now all we need is one asshole who'll set out to blind people with an infrared laser.

    You don't know what he's done until you're already blind, and then it's too late... And good luck finding him, too.

  21. Re:This makes me sad. on How To Turn a Mini Maglite Into a Laser · · Score: 1

    Hey look... I just butchered a movie script...

    George Lucas was way ahead of you...

  22. Re:Why I love IE on The Java Popup you Can't Stop · · Score: 1

    When Java is so bad even Sun prevents it's use for their internal projects, you have to wonder what they know about it which they aren't saying.

    As it happens, I just stumbled upon Sun's Looking Glass project. I don't know what stage it's in, I don't know which hoops I'll have to jump through to make it work on my laptop after I'm done installing Gentoo on it (cue Gentoo compile jokes; actually, I've only just started, and I think making the MacBook Pro keyboard work properly is going to take me most of the time). However, from what I see, it's Sun's project and it's Java based.

    So pray tell, did I get something wrong?

  23. Re:Interesting article, lame site on Couple Bonding Through PC Building · · Score: 1

    Use Repagination and download all the pages at once.

    Beats clicking Next over and over and over again.

  24. Re:Please Stop Using "GNU/Linux" on Google Partners With OIN For Linux · · Score: 1

    Well, duh, Captain Obvious...

  25. Re:Please Stop Using "GNU/Linux" on Google Partners With OIN For Linux · · Score: 1

    Windows itself is not compiled with GCC.

    And in the dark depths of a Microsoft coders' dungeo^Wbaseme^Wlounge, there was a soft chuckle of an aged coder. His slavedr^Wsupervisor pulled out his wh^H^Hchair and approached him menacingly.

    S: "What is so funny?"

    C: "Look at this comment! If only they knew..."

    S: "What are you blabbering about, old fool? Has all that caffeine rotted your brain? It's true, Windows itself is not compiled with GCC."

    C: "True, it is not. It is compiled with the Visual C compiler. But haven't you ever wondered what was the Visual C compiler compiled with? Ever since we ditched Borland's compiler, we had to use something...