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  1. Re:You must ask the right questions on Study: Online Dating Makes People "Picky" and "Unrealistic" · · Score: 1

    What could I possibly have in common with a hairdresser in Fresno?

    You're both men?

  2. Re:What a waste... on Philatelists Push Petition For Pluto Probe Postage · · Score: 3, Funny

    To avoid be showered with accusations of having a P fetish.

  3. If we knew everything on Trials and Errors: Why Science Is Failing Us · · Score: 3, Funny

    The universe would be boring. Next question?

  4. Different approaches to science on Lunar Base Foe Romney Endorsed By Lunar Base Supporters · · Score: 1

    Romney's a down-to-earth kinda guy and Gingrich is a space-cadet.

  5. Gamma Ray Bursts on Scientists Create World's First Atomic X-Ray Laser · · Score: 1

    Why should black holes have all the fun?

  6. It's perfectly safe on MIT Media Lab Rolls Out Folding Car · · Score: 1

    As long as you don't hit the "origami crane mode" button conveniently located on the dash.

  7. What's Next? on Alternative Android Market To House Banned Apps · · Score: 1

    To give users an alternative to Dutta's iron-fisted control of his Marketplace, someone else will develop an app store for malicious apps.

  8. Scientists got lucky on A Planet Literally Boils Under the Heat of Its Star · · Score: 5, Funny

    Using telescopes to peer at super-hot stars stripping their companions usually gets you arrested.

  9. Re:Does no-one watch movies? on Forget Space Beer, Order Meteorite Wine Instead · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or maybe not, but we'll finally answer the age-old question of whether human brain goes better with a red or a white whine.

  10. Ah, Iridium on Forget Space Beer, Order Meteorite Wine Instead · · Score: 2

    Sweetest of the transition metals.

  11. The people who try to ban Internet free speech on Facebook, Google Argue Against Web Censorship In India · · Score: 5, Funny

    Should be made to shut up.

  12. 2 out of 3 US Workers on Almost 1 In 3 US Warplanes Is a Drone · · Score: 1, Funny

    are bandwidth-hogging drones. Eat your heart out US military.

  13. Re:Quantum Participles on Cambridge Scientists Create Huge Quantum Particles · · Score: 4, Funny

    The joke was funny, you just changed it by telling it.

    *jk

  14. Re:I await the day on Drones Within a Drone Riding a Balloon · · Score: 2

    Most poor countries spy on us using $300 hookers with hidden cameras or wads of cash that are 2-4 times the annual salary of the government worker they're trying to compromise. A $10,000,000 stealth drone is sorta overkill for espionage.

  15. It's not spying on US 'Space Warplane' Spying On Chinese Spacelab · · Score: 2

    It's NASA's creative workaround for R&D budget cuts.

  16. The result will be deadly on Filesharing Now an Official Religion In Sweden · · Score: 5, Funny

    sectarian violence between Kopimists and the ABBAnites over lost royalty tithe income.

  17. Hopefully on Where Would Earth-Like Planets Find Water? · · Score: 1

    not Earth

  18. Re:So.. on Russia Building World's Largest Li-Ion Battery Plant · · Score: 3, Funny

    Probably large enough to power a car but not large enough to threaten your deluded sense of manliness.

  19. Re:At least the workers on Russia Building World's Largest Li-Ion Battery Plant · · Score: 1

    But mood stabilization also nixes the irrationally happy workers who bring in donuts for everyone.

  20. The Shocking Truth Revealed on What Life Was Like Inside the Hexagon Project · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It was actually the secret government workers, and not the conspiracy theorists, who wore the tin-foil hats.

  21. Re:How slightly are we talking about here? on Solar Cells Made From a Spreadable Nanoparticle Paste · · Score: 1

    Given its toxicity, I assume the blurb is to say "the promise of a combined alternative energy source and spermicide is just around the corner."

  22. Pascal's Wager on Christopher Hitchens Dies At 62 · · Score: 1

    Did he make a last minute bet?

  23. The Young People on Nokia Exec: Young People Fed Up With iPhone and Android · · Score: 1

    Obviously want a "sick" symbian phone with built in apps for managing their "epic" cassette tape collections. This is common knowledge.

  24. Re:Pffft. on Why We Need More Programming Languages · · Score: 2

    Only language we ever needed was vacuum tubes. You putzes just aren't using it right.

  25. Re:Pffft. on Why We Need More Programming Languages · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only language we ever needed was punchcards. You putzes just aren't using it right.