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  1. Re:Shouldn't that be PEO-ENIS? on US Navy Abandons Cloud and Data Center Plans In Favor of New Strategy · · Score: 1

    we had a time management system called "P.M.I.S."

    colloquially, it was referred to by a few engineers as "P-MIS". "Put your time into P-MIS." "Make sure you've kept up your P-MIS project."

    This quickly caught on and became common vocabulary. The new female VP even used it once in a meeting without thinking about what it sounded like.

    At the same company, we had a policy of naming the PC's inappropriate scatalogical terms.
    During a client training session we were watching an active Wireshark capture without a port or host filter. One of our PCs was asking for a specific server-name from the local DNS. Packets were flying by but one kept showing up: our client's executive raised his hand and asked, "who is 'SCROTIUS TESTICLES'?"

  2. leave the cloud to the AirForce on US Navy Abandons Cloud and Data Center Plans In Favor of New Strategy · · Score: 4, Funny

    shouldn't the Navy be focused on The Wave? The Cloud is outside their jurisdiction

  3. Re:"Wide" wheelbase, huh? on Apollo 15 Commander Talks About Developing and Driving Lunar Buggy · · Score: 1

    Whoever came up with that choice phrase ought to stick to using words and phrases that they actually know the meaning of...

    well, it could have been worse. it could have been a "Buggy Lunar"

  4. Whereas in other areas of the world, more or less, it gets built faster and without quite as much largesse.

    Look up Stuttgart 21, just a new train station. It took 15 years from planning to start of work. Costs have mushroomed. And it has had a major effect on city and state governments.

    But, yeah, totalitarian governments, from Bismarck to China, generally can build train networks faster. Is that what you want?

    maybe if we had a faster train we wouldn't need the totalitarian government to complete it on time O:o)

  5. Re:Hacked on Keurig Stock Drops, Says It Was Wrong About DRM Coffee Pods · · Score: 1

    I seem to recall finding a kernel module 10 years ago that would signal to brew coffee when your machine booted. I suppose hacking the coffee machine is another option

  6. Re:I'd like to see the environmental nightmare die on Keurig Stock Drops, Says It Was Wrong About DRM Coffee Pods · · Score: 1

    oh good idea, that works

  7. mathematical industrial complex on $9 Open Source Computer Blows Past Crowdfunding Goal · · Score: 1

    In defense of the calculator - it has an included screen, dedicated custom keyboard, custom slim case, battery life measured in months if not years, etc.

    In non-defense of the calculator - most of its cost is not in the above, but in its certification for use in [school / university / industry] - even if not for itself, then its sibling product which is.. and when that product costs $NN, you can't very well start selling this one for $N without people cluing in.

    down with the calculators of defense! it's time we end the mathematical industrial complex! they've been selling children-- children! overpriced calculators running on gameboy processors for 20 years! why can't the children just have a happy childhood? why do we have to repackage the gameboy into a torture device?

  8. 9 rings on $9 Open Source Computer Blows Past Crowdfunding Goal · · Score: 4, Funny

    actually no

    7 were for dwarf lords in their halls of stone
    this $9 is for mortal men doomed to die
    in the land of silicon where transistors lie

  9. Re:They learned nothing. on Keurig Stock Drops, Says It Was Wrong About DRM Coffee Pods · · Score: 1

    "The company says they now plan to license more outside brands, and bring back “My K-Cup” reusable filters."

    They learned nothing. They will continue to DRM the coffee maker just license More pods.I hope the pod makers flip them off as they should.They don't need Keurig,Keurig needs them.

    why don't we get the EPA to class-action them for all the waste produced with the DRM? They were shutting out the biodegradable Costco k-cups.

  10. Re:I have an idea on Keurig Stock Drops, Says It Was Wrong About DRM Coffee Pods · · Score: 1

    Because Starbucks' product is better. That or because they're hippie douchebags. .

    starbucks? hippie douchebags? I think meant to say highschool and college white girls

    I can't even.

  11. Re:I'd like to see the environmental nightmare die on Keurig Stock Drops, Says It Was Wrong About DRM Coffee Pods · · Score: 1

    that thing is $15-20 so I'm no surprised people haven't bought 6 of them.

  12. by the makers of Aerobie on Keurig Stock Drops, Says It Was Wrong About DRM Coffee Pods · · Score: 1

    straight from the makers of aerobie (isn't that crazy?) you guys need to move to the aeropress. Just add hot water, wait 30 seconds, and you get a surprisingly incredible cup of espresso.

  13. Re:I'd like to see the environmental nightmare die on Keurig Stock Drops, Says It Was Wrong About DRM Coffee Pods · · Score: 1

    you have good coffee in earth destroying pods

    this actually sounds like an intriguing scifi. the meteor pods from space destroy earth, but in the meantime, here have some alien brew!

  14. Re:Hacked on Keurig Stock Drops, Says It Was Wrong About DRM Coffee Pods · · Score: 1

    you just tape the v2 pod lid to the top of the inside of the v2 brewer. youtube for videos of people doing this

  15. marriage on Keurig Stock Drops, Says It Was Wrong About DRM Coffee Pods · · Score: 1

    I will never buy a DRM coffee machine...

    Unless you're a prostitute, don't fuck your customer.

    Or Apple -- you lock in your customers all you want if you're Apple.

    sounds like marriage. and at that point it's just 'domestic dispute'

  16. Re:Yep, they were... on Keurig Stock Drops, Says It Was Wrong About DRM Coffee Pods · · Score: 1

    It's very well understood that DVDs can't be copied. This is considered reasonable. While the restriction on coffee grounds considered unreasonable.

    But I'd propose an alternative: Keurig 2.0 is going nowhere mostly because the only real advantage it has is the ability to brew pots of coffee. A lot of people simply aren't interested in doing that, much less willing to pay more/give up more countertop space for the privilege.

    movies are not a product of the earth and are not something that was here before someone came along and harvested the movie. additionally, I cannot grow my own movies and naturally have the same product.

    Keurig has every right to place DRM checking into the brewers. And we have every right to get rid of it

  17. Re:Yep, they were... on Keurig Stock Drops, Says It Was Wrong About DRM Coffee Pods · · Score: 1

    that's not punishment. punishment would restitute the abuse of trust that manifested in keureg marketshare that gave them the opportunity to make such a selfish decision

  18. Re:stop going to reddit on Should Developers Still Pay For Game Engines? · · Score: 1

    I gave up hope. there are people who need to learn that they need to look a bit harder and apply more of their own effort, and helping them actually damages their potential for growth

  19. Re:That's Because they're all running on Maritime Cybersecurity Firm: 37% of Microsoft Servers On Ships Are Vulnerable · · Score: 1

    Pirated versions.

    yarrr

    when it's maritime you use the merigoround

    these are seaservers btw, not webservers

  20. Re:intentional on No, NASA Did Not Accidentally Invent Warp Drive · · Score: 3, Funny

    You'd be better off taking modern meat back in time and selling it for mint condition 1958 and earlier coins.

    *whoosh*

    that's the sound a timetravel machine makes when it whizzes over your head

  21. intentional on No, NASA Did Not Accidentally Invent Warp Drive · · Score: 4, Funny

    hah HAH! they INTENTIONALLY invented warp drive!!! now make it so!

  22. The US is really good at messing with about everything they touch. Maybe take it a step back, guys.

    I'd prefer my arm in one piece thanks

  23. stop going to reddit on Should Developers Still Pay For Game Engines? · · Score: 1

    bro, you need to stop going to reddit, bunch of dummy poopy heads there. go to hackernews

    if you get confused by the results when you google for hackernews, you don't belong there. stay on reddit

  24. Re:They're not free on Should Developers Still Pay For Game Engines? · · Score: 1

    so you support child labor?

  25. Re:danger vs taste on Pepsi To Stop Using Aspartame · · Score: 1

    oh, didn't read that far.

    still, if it took that much to cause cancer in mice...?