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  1. Ooh! Ooh! I know!!! on Ask Slashdot: Why Did 3D TVs and Stereoscopic 3D Television Broadcasting Fail? · · Score: 1

    ... because it was a silly gimmick invented by marketers to get people to stop pirating TV; but which never really worked properly, was too inconvenient to use and nobody actually wanted in the first place?

  2. Re:What? on IBM Launches New Linux, Power8, OpenPower Systems (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Some kind of IBM branded distro? Like we need a new linux distro though, ugh. Couldn't they just pick one off the shelf?

  3. Re:Stop hijacking vertical vs horizontal resolutio on Japan Starts 8K TV Broadcasts In Time For Rio Olympics (pcworld.com) · · Score: 2

    Don't even get me started on calling LCD screens with LED backlights "LED Displays" Ugh. Someone needs to be nuked from orbit.

  4. To sell more TVs to the idiotic masses? No, seriously, I mean it.

  5. Re:Overkill for the vast majority of viewers on Japan Starts 8K TV Broadcasts In Time For Rio Olympics (pcworld.com) · · Score: 2

    ^^^ only relevant comment, really.

  6. Re:At least it's good to know FB has priorities on Facebook Decides Which Killings We're Allowed to See · · Score: 1

    (1) Media make money when they hide nudity.

    Pretty sure this one's incorrect. Case in point: any HBO show.

  7. ... on Facebook, because it's their platform. on Facebook Decides Which Killings We're Allowed to See · · Score: 2

    Seems there's a typo in the title, the above text was left out.

  8. Re:Just follow the rules on The Moral Dilemma of Driverless Cars: Save The Driver or Save The Crowd? · · Score: 1

    Finally someone talking sense.

    This is my issue with the "Trolley Problem" too...

  9. Isn't it from like 3 days ago?!?

  10. Re:What I want to know is... on Intel x86s Hide Another CPU That Can Take Over Your Machine -- You Can't Audit it (boingboing.net) · · Score: 1

    Damnit, not AGAIN!

  11. ...why didn't our ancient alien overlords stop the NSA from doing this?

  12. Fresnel writ "small"? on Flat Lens Promises Possible Revolution In Optics (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Hold on a sec.

    How is this new?!?

    Isn't this just a Fresnel lens writ "small"?

  13. Re:We've already got those ... on AI Will Create 'Useless Class' Of Human, Predicts Bestselling Historian (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    All correct, but the office Keurig just broke and I fail to see how any of that could address it.

    Maybe add "Keurig Repair 101" to the Humanities curiculum?

    :P

  14. Re:We've already got those ... on AI Will Create 'Useless Class' Of Human, Predicts Bestselling Historian (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    you are retarded beyond any feminazi with a humanities major

    And you, sir AC, are so vulgar and lacking in humour that you couldn't recognize a joke if someone slapped in the face with a fish.

  15. Re:We've already got those ... on AI Will Create 'Useless Class' Of Human, Predicts Bestselling Historian (theguardian.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    What about Humanities students?

    They're already been made obsolete by the Keurig machine in my office...

  16. Re:Captain Obvious is hard at work on Transparent Displays Are Here, But They're Pretty Useless · · Score: 1

    The difference is that all those things were said before people knew any better...

    And you claim to know better now?

    Yes, because transparent screens AREN'T new, and the research on their utility for standard computer display has been done already, or did you miss that part?

    Fields like Augmented reality are in their infancy, things like HUDs on windshields could become much more common, and literally thousands of other devices we haven't even thought of yet could use this technology.

    Oh, you mean all the things that I covered in the "obvious niche uses" disclaimer?

    No one is talking about "regular computer use" because that may be .

    The article was. I am. And yes.

  17. Re:Captain Obvious is hard at work on Transparent Displays Are Here, But They're Pretty Useless · · Score: 1

    ... heads up displays and window blinds (down the road)...

    Exactly. All the things covered by "niche" uses, like I said.

  18. Re:Captain Obvious is hard at work on Transparent Displays Are Here, But They're Pretty Useless · · Score: 1

    What about those of us with full brains? I don't get why you think they are useless.

    Your statements are self-contradictory, and therefore meaningless.

  19. Re:They have a use - heads up displays on Transparent Displays Are Here, But They're Pretty Useless · · Score: 1

    THIS^

    Only one who actually *gets it* so far.

  20. Re:Captain Obvious is hard at work on Transparent Displays Are Here, But They're Pretty Useless · · Score: 1

    The difference is that all those things were said before people knew any better, and they're mostly myths anyway. Are you familiar with snopes? Might want to check it out...

    Transparent screens aren't all that new, and they've already been tested. We KNOW that they are *worse* than standard screens for like 90% of uses (e.g. the computer screen you're looking at now)

    They are harder to see, harder to use, reduce readability and increase reading time. These are known facts.

    Beyond the pretty obvious niche uses, transparent screens will NEVER replace standard screens for regular computer use.

  21. Re:Captain Obvious is hard at work on Transparent Displays Are Here, But They're Pretty Useless · · Score: 1

    It would be like drawing with a marker on glass. No one ever does that.

    They don't, actually. What you are thinking of is not a thing. You are mistaking "movies" and "TV" for "reality".

    Do you also think that cars explode when they get into accidents and that defibrillators restart stopped hearts?

  22. Captain Obvious is hard at work on Transparent Displays Are Here, But They're Pretty Useless · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is not news.

    Anyone with half a brain could tell you that transparent displays are useless except for some very small niche corner cases.

  23. Re:I guess that finally proves, on Half Of Americans Think Presidential Nominating System 'Rigged' (huffingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    THIS^^

  24. Re:Flawed logic on Piracy Fails To Prevent Another Box Office Record (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you screw my wife then you've attempted rape.

    LOL - nope! It's only rape if she wasn't consenting...

    Given that you appear to think of your wife as property, I would not at all be surprised if she consents... often and frequently.

  25. "Over-engineered" on Slashdot Asks: What Are Some Insults No Developer Wants To Hear? (infoworld.com) · · Score: 1

    What the hell is this? Are you building a solution, or a solution framework?!?