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  1. HTML == Programming? on You Don't Have To Be Good At Math To Learn To Code · · Score: 1

    In one of my previous jobs, I was responsible for interviewing and hiring new web app developers.

    Over and over again, I kept seeing people list "HTML" as one of the "programming languages" they knew. I got so annoyed with this, I developed a quick two question filter to get rid of the idiots.

    First, I asked them to confirm whether or not HTML was a "programming language".

    If they said no it wasn't, it was just markup/typesetting, I would then ask them why they included it under programming languages on their resume. Usually they would reply that it was just easier or more convenient etc... They'd lose points for clarity, but ok, no biggie. Occasionally they would say something like "because HR people are idiots and don't understand the difference", fair enough, no problem with that.

    ... BUT *most* of the time, they would emphatically declare that: "yes HTML was a programming language". These people then got my followup question:

    Here's a pen and paper. Show me how to do iteration and conditionals in HTML pseudocode.

    For those people, that was the end of the interview, bye!

  2. ALL THE RAMS on Revisiting How Much RAM Is Enough Today For Desktop Computing · · Score: 5, Funny

    Easy. ALL the RAM.

  3. Re:Kentucky Man on Kentucky Man Arrested After Shooting Down Drone · · Score: 1

    Aerial salvage?

  4. Re:Kentucky Man on Kentucky Man Arrested After Shooting Down Drone · · Score: 1

    Now I want a video of this!

  5. Re:Kentucky Man on Kentucky Man Arrested After Shooting Down Drone · · Score: 1

    Try your hands. Article said it was only hovering 10 feet in the air.

  6. Re:Kentucky Man on Kentucky Man Arrested After Shooting Down Drone · · Score: 1

    Sure, but it's a whole lot easier and low-tech.

  7. Re:Kentucky Man on Kentucky Man Arrested After Shooting Down Drone · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but you are wrong. That kind of microwave weapon will actually induce enough current in the device's circuits to fry them. The drone would be dead dead dead.

  8. Re:Kentucky Man on Kentucky Man Arrested After Shooting Down Drone · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There has to be a better way to take down drones.

    Sure, just toss a net over it.

  9. Depends on your age & experience on Ask Slashdot: How Often Do You Update Your OS? · · Score: 1

    When I was younger, it was fun and novel to update my OS everytime something "new" came out, so I would. I spent a lot of my weekends and weeknights doing this. Hell, sometimes I would completely wipe my machine just to try a new OS or two for fun.

    However, once I actually got into the workforce, I found I valued a stable platform a whole lot more than exploring "new" OS features (which are really never that "new" anyways). It got a lot less fun to spend all weekend trying to get something to work right, only to be left with a semi-stable environment that I couldn't use for work on Monday morning... Installing, re-installing or upgrading OSes gets old pretty quick when you need a stable environment to work in.

    Now I get annoyed if they drop support for my installed OS less than 3 years after I installed it.

    Now get off my lawn and quit waving those Windows 10 and Mint 17 install disks at me!

  10. Soviet UK? on Man Arrested After Charging iPhone On London Overground Train · · Score: 1

    In Soviet UK, phone charges you?

  11. Re:Your post doesn't conform to their prejudice on Man Arrested After Charging iPhone On London Overground Train · · Score: 1

    So you think it is far more appropriate for them to have to develop a nonstandard plug...

    Wait. This is the UK right? Aren't they already using nonstandard plugs?

  12. Mac games?!? Why? on Square Enix Pulls, Apologizes For Mac Version of Final Fantasy XIV · · Score: 0, Troll

    If I'd made a game for Macs. I'd be apologizing too...

  13. Re:TROLLED!!! on A Look At the Rare Hybrid Console Built By Sony and Nintendo · · Score: 1

    LOL

  14. TROLLED!!! on A Look At the Rare Hybrid Console Built By Sony and Nintendo · · Score: 1

    I see even Slashdot isn't immune to getting suckered into posting fake news?

  15. Indeed. Useless MtG cards are an existential threat to humanity...

  16. You can't have them back! on Bell Media President Says Canadians Are 'Stealing' US Netflix Content · · Score: 1

    ... Canadians are 'stealing' US Netflix ...

    Damn straight! And we ain't giving those shows back neither, suckas!

    If you want your Game of Thrones, you're going to have to come and get it! Ha!

  17. Re:Why even have a class ? on University Overrules Professor Who Failed Entire Management Class · · Score: 1

    Exactly.

  18. Re:Why even have a class ? on University Overrules Professor Who Failed Entire Management Class · · Score: 1

    I don't care if you respect my education or not.

    Great! Then why do you give two shits about my opinion?

  19. Re:Why even have a class ? on University Overrules Professor Who Failed Entire Management Class · · Score: 1

    How did you decide which schools take legacies?

    I don't. The schools themselves do that.

    If you want me to respect your education, then don't get it from a school where they graduate students just because their parents/grandparents etc... gave the school a bunch of money.

  20. Re:Wrong Wrong Wrong on Surgeon Swears Human Head Transplant Isn't a 'Metal Gear Solid' Publicity Stunt · · Score: 1

    Except you are entirely missing the point. The medical subject is irrelevant when saying what's being transplanted. By convention, what is being transplanted where is determined entirely from the surgeon's point of view, not the subject's. And that convention says that it's the smaller part which is being transplanted to the larger part.

    What the functions of the parts being transplanted are, or their relative importance to the subject, is utterly irrelevant in terms of which is the subject and which is the object (of the transplant).

    I'm not saying I agree with the convention, but it is what it is.

  21. Re:Wrong Wrong Wrong on Surgeon Swears Human Head Transplant Isn't a 'Metal Gear Solid' Publicity Stunt · · Score: 1

    You're not wrong, but that's not the point I was making.

    The determination of what is being transplanted is made from the surgeon's point of view, not the subject's. And from the surgeon's point of view, what's being transplanted is whichever part is smaller

    Like if you put your old battery in a new car, you've replaced the battery in your new car. You wouldn't say you've replaced your old battery's car.

  22. Re:Why even have a class ? on University Overrules Professor Who Failed Entire Management Class · · Score: 1

    If all of the people coming out of your school have diplomas, but no clue ... eventually people look at diplomas from your school as being worthless.

    This is precisely the reason I just toss any application from someone who went to a school that takes legacies...

  23. Re:Wrong Wrong Wrong on Surgeon Swears Human Head Transplant Isn't a 'Metal Gear Solid' Publicity Stunt · · Score: 1

    The convention is that it's the smaller part which is being transplanted, not the larger.

    So technically "head transplant" is accurate, if somewhat misleading for the layperson.

  24. Re:Affirmative Action is not the same as sexism on Cornell Study: For STEM Tenure Track, Women Twice As Likely To Be Hired As Men · · Score: 1

    How is excluding someone from a job based solely on gender not sexism?

    That's easy, it's down to the current attempt to redefine "sexism" to mean ONLY "systemic sexism" or "discrimination + oppression". Therefore by that definition it's IMPOSSIBLE to be sexist against men, since they hold the "power" and aren't "oppressed".

  25. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen on Massive Layoff Underway At IBM · · Score: 2

    Companies exist to produce profits

    That's idiotic. Companies most certainly DO NOT exist "to produce profits".

    Companies exist to make products or provide services. Profits are a side-effect that act as an incentive for people to form companies to provide products or services. The raison d'etre of a company is to PRODUCE something - the profits from efficient overproduction are just encouragement for those with the means to produce something of value to the rest of us.

    The fact that there are people like you who have lost sight of the real reason why companies exist - to provide products or services - and think they exist solely to line the pockets of the rich - is the major travesty of modern capitalism. It's the rot at the core.