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Massive Layoff Underway At IBM

Tekla Perry writes: Project Chrome, a massive layoff that IBM is pretending is not a massive layoff, is underway. At more than 100,000 people, it is projected to be the largest mass layoff by any U.S. corporation in at least 20 years. Alliance@IBM, the IBM employees' union, says it has so far collected reports of 5000 jobs eliminated, but those are just numbers of those getting official layoff notices. According to anecdotal reports, IBM appears to be abusing the performance appraisal system to cut additional employees without officially laying them off.

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  1. Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty went.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I know a company has to be profitable to keep people employed, but jeez, work with the unions to retain employees who increase shareholder value!

    And other buzzwords.

  2. Times Change by BoRegardless · · Score: 0

    Can't keep people if there is not enough work for them to do. My experience tells me that when people have time to doodle and hang out in large numbers it is time to refresh the resume and start calling friends in high places.

    1. Re:Times Change by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Couple of interesting bits from when I contracted there.

      1. The requirement of 1 systems admin for every 15 servers. Where I'm working now we have 5 admins and 825 servers but automation and virtualization reduces the complexity.

      2. IBM was extremely silo'd. As I remember there were some 12 different teams to work on the 100 or so servers we were managing. From backups to security checks to monitoring to the application folks.

      [John]

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    2. Re:Times Change by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

      Don't have enough work to do? And who's fault is that? Management. They are the ones that are supposed to be setting the strategy and gauging what the future trends are and all that.

      Seems to me that if the workers don't have anything to do it's because their bosses made the wrong call on what products or services are going to be in demand. Maybe it's the bosses that should go.

    3. Re:Times Change by cusco · · Score: 1

      No, no, you have that backwards! The bosses provide that essential ingredient LEADERSHIP! Without executives that pull in gazillion-dollar salaries the lower echelons would be uninspired and directionless!

      Was waiting for access to the executive suites at a customer site one time to do some work, and as I sat around in the reception area I was browsing the magazines laying around. Did you know that there is actually a magazine called "Today's Executive", and another simply called "CEO"? Since I had to wait around for over an hour until a meeting broke up I had plenty of time to skim some of the articles, mostly interviews with C-level execs of huge companies, and they really seem to believe that sort of crap. One mag had a survey of several hundred C-suite people, and when asked what value they provide the company the top two responses were 'Leadership' and 'Inspiration'.

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    4. Re:Times Change by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

      'Leadership' and 'Inspiration' - Hard to believe but these people actually believe this shit. They look the same, dress the same, think the same, act the same.

      What is sad is that we are living in a society that increasingly not only tolerates sociopathic behaviour - it rewards it. Look at that Ginny bitch. She is going to stand up in front of the IBM shareholders and pronounce how all these layoffs are going to increase profits and whatnot. Meanwhile, thousands of people are out of a job. Real people with families and mortgages. You think she gives a shit? Not on your life.

      Cold hearted bitch. Hope she burns in hell.

  3. First Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like it could be my last...

  4. Odd blog post by hawguy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Somehow, I don't think the blog post quoted in the Forbes article is the official stance of IBM corporate PR:

    Response from IBM (via its Hong Kong office’s blog):

    IBM does not comment on rumors or speculation. However, we’ll make an exception when the speculation is stupid. That’s the case here, where an industry gadfly is trying to make noise about how IBM is about to lay off 26 percent of its workforce. That’s over 100,000 people, which is totally ludicrous.

    Despite claiming to be an "official" IBM blog, I don't believe a corporate PR person would say that speculation is stupid or refer to an industry gadfly making noise.

    1. Re:Odd blog post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Despite claiming to be an "official" IBM blog, I don't believe a corporate PR person would say that speculation is stupid or refer to an industry gadfly making noise.

      I like this PR person.

    2. Re:Odd blog post by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      Despite claiming to be an "official" IBM blog, I don't believe a corporate PR person would say that speculation is stupid or refer to an industry gadfly making noise.

      I wish more companies PR people were like this one.

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    3. Re:Odd blog post by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      well yeah, but why doesn't the blog then give a real number to work with? it would be normal procedure for a company to tell, especially a publicly traded company (THEY FUCKING HAVE A REQUIREMENT TO TELL SUCH THINGS).

      they're not even denying. maybe the entire hong kong office is getting the axe and don't even know it.

      also, laying off for "performance reasons" or whatever... is still laying off, a terminated work contract is a terminated work contract. I guess we wont know until the next quarterly though before we get the numbers.

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    4. Re:Odd blog post by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 2

      The article is by Cringley. (real name Mark Stephens), who epitomizes a noise-making gadfly.

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    5. Re:Odd blog post by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 2

      Good news! He's probably available for hire now, if you have an opening!

    6. Re:Odd blog post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i wish they would. it should be relations with the PUBLIC, not the media.

    7. Re:Odd blog post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's a work contract? Never heard of that.

    8. Re:Odd blog post by Dahamma · · Score: 3, Informative

      On the topic of not commenting on rumors, this one was even more fun:

      When reached, IBM sent the following response: “We do not comment on rumors, even ridiculous or baseless ones. If anyone had checked information readily available from our public earnings statements, or had simply asked us, they would know that IBM has already announced the company has just taken a $600 million charge for workforce rebalancing. This equates to several thousand people, a mere fraction of what’s been reported. Last year, IBM hired 45,000 people, and the company currently has about 15,000 job openings around the world for new skills in growth areas such as cloud, analytics, security, and social and mobile technologies. This is evidence that IBM continues to remix its skills to match where we see the best opportunities in the marketplace.”

      Wow, 5 sentences of non comments. I'm thinking IBM PR doesn't understand what "no comment" really means.

    9. Re:Odd blog post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last year, IBM hired 45,000 people

      How many were in the US?

      currently has about 15,000 job openings around the world

      Which parts of the world? How many of those positions will actually be filled?

    10. Re:Odd blog post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an active IBM employee, I can tell you that ~25% of affected employees is absolutely "not" stupid or ludicrous. Since IBM no longer publicly releases these numbers, we'll never know for certain exactly how many employees were affected, however I can tell you that, based upon my own experience in my department and in discussions with fellow IBMers, it appears to affect roughly 1 out of 4 full time, regular employees worldwide. Again, the numbers will vary by org and dept, however the point is... this is by far the most widespread and deep resource action in decades and is a direct result of IBM's failure to meet its "Roadmap 2015" (aka Roadkill 2015) commitment to shareholders. I wish the very best of luck to all those affected. We've lost many talented resources within IBM as a result.

    11. Re:Odd blog post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Current IBM'er here too -- I don't know anyone getting hit by RA at this time (sounds like your org is getting hit hard).

      Whatever layoffs are happening this quarter, it is less than what happened in 1Q14 (solely based on the charges for 'workforce rebalancing' in the SEC filings). These quarterly layoffs are nothing new, and have been happening every quarter for as long as I can remember (I've been with IBM since the 90's).

      Wish you are yours the best.

  5. But We Need More H1-Bs! by KermodeBear · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We just can't find enough tech workers here in the USA! Honest!

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    1. Re:But We Need More H1-Bs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't find enough good ones, that's for sure - perhaps that's why IBM is going down the pan.

    2. Re:But We Need More H1-Bs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I can honestly say IBM hired every single person I knew in my graduating class who applied there. (not a good sample, perhaps)

    3. Re:But We Need More H1-Bs! by AaronW · · Score: 0, Troll

      Amen to that. I've interviewed far too many people that I don't consider qualified. It's to the point where if I see certain large companies in their resumes it's a red flag. Finding GOOD tech workers is hard.

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    4. Re:But We Need More H1-Bs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      We just can't find enough tech workers here in the USA! Honest!

      We can find plenty of tech workers in the USA but we sure as hell can't find any that are worth a damn (and we pay well above market rates).

    5. Re:But We Need More H1-Bs! by ehiris · · Score: 2

      IBM has lost some pretty big business customers due to the inability to compete with people who prefer to "insource" (lingo for ship the jobs out of the country by opening IT shops in low cost regions)
      While competing on that level, they lost complete touch with their end-customers and I wouldn't be surprised if these jobs will be available somewhere else under the IBM brand pretty soon.
      As a brand, I don't think that such a massive lay-off will be as easy to hide under the rug as their support of the Nazi tabulation systems, especially because all the laid off people will eventually be part of their customer base.

    6. Re:But We Need More H1-Bs! by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, we should greet H1-Bs with open arms . . . if they were for executive management positions.

      There is no problem with regular IBM employees.

      They are just extremely poorly managed.

      That is IBM's problem.

      Don't they have a Board of Directors, or something like that . . . ?

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    7. Re:But We Need More H1-Bs! by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Maybe it's your company culture or interview techniques or HR filtering for silly reasons. Perhaps you should find a way to get more open advice about your hiring process or work environment.

    8. Re:But We Need More H1-Bs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a perfect storm with schools watering down CS and IT education, at the same time it gets harder because more complicated and specialised.

    9. Re:But We Need More H1-Bs! by hey! · · Score: 1

      You can't ever find enough good people. That's because good people create opportunities. Generally speaking in tech more good people you have, the more good people you can use.

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    10. Re:But We Need More H1-Bs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but how many new grads apply to work at IBM anymore? I didn't because I knew that I wouldn't have the job for very long. Plus When I visited the site you could just feel the low moral..

    11. Re:But We Need More H1-Bs! by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Amen to that. I've interviewed far too many people that I don't consider qualified..... Finding GOOD tech workers is hard.

      Sad but true.

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    12. Re:But We Need More H1-Bs! by Frobnicator · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you only consider "good people" as the ones who are pre-trained with previous experience on cutting-edge software, then yeah, you will have a hard time finding them. Those are not the people looking for jobs.

      It used to be that companies expected to train everyone, even experienced and senior people, for several months after hire. Now you are expected to start on the first day with a year of experience on new products in order to be considered a good worker.

      It is unrealistic to expect that new hires, even experienced new hires, have 100% of the skills you need. Get someone who is smart, then train and educate them on the details.

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    13. Re:But We Need More H1-Bs! by SeaFox · · Score: 2

      Wouldn't it be interesting if every time there was a bunch if layoffs like this of tech workers the number of H1B visas were automatically lowered by the same amount (since clearly there are a large number of tech workers in America now available to fill those jobs).

      I think it would be fascinating to see the effects of such a rule on corporate decisions regarding these type of actions.

    14. Re:But We Need More H1-Bs! by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      If you only consider "good people" as the ones who are pre-trained with previous experience on cutting-edge software,

      I don't.

      It is unrealistic to expect that new hires, even experienced new hires, have 100% of the skills you need.

      I've never worked for a company that expected new hires to have 100% percent the skills needed. I don't know what companies you're looking at.

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    15. Re:But We Need More H1-Bs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never worked for a company that expected new hires to have 100% percent the skills needed. I don't know what companies you're looking at.

      The ones that expect you to "hit the ground running". Or, more cynically, expect someone else (typically the employee) to have paid for the training and some other company to have provided the experience.

      It's not hard to spot such companies. Their job postings are often long laundry lists of "must-haves".

    16. Re:But We Need More H1-Bs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We just can't find enough tech workers here in the USA! Honest!

      We can find plenty of tech workers in the USA but we sure as hell can't find any that are worth a damn (and we pay well above market rates).

      Translation: We're a shitty place to work and make unreasonable demands on our people, so word gets out and nobody applies. As for paying "well above market rates", well (heh heh) we didn't say which market- for a highly skilled tech worker we're happy to pay nearly double what McDonald's is hiring at!

    17. Re:But We Need More H1-Bs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a very, *VERY* common thing in the US market. I was coincidentally denied a job at IBM for this very reason.

  6. let's not beat around the bush by nimbius · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Layoff is the most disingenuous patronizing goddamned thing these rich assholes could say. Call it what it is. You don't want to give up a yacht this year, so you're firing a city the size of boulder Colorado. Call me cynical, but the ship is officially sinking.

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    1. Re:let's not beat around the bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm cynical. Cutting 1/4 of the workforce is bullshit.

    2. Re:let's not beat around the bush by mikeiver1 · · Score: 2

      I simply can not believe that yet another major US tech company like IBM would lay off so many employees like this... COUGH COUGH, General Electric, COUGH. In other news they still are off shoring their income to shield it from paltry US taxes they are asked to pay but still enjoy major US tax payer support through subsidies and tax breaks. Irony... Get used to this people, this is only going to be getting worse after the next election when they will have all their people in place and pass laws allowing them to really take advantage of the common hard working person. Hard work, dedication, honesty, and integrity, are not really valued like they should be any more. Sensible, modest, long term growth and stability are being sacrificed in favor of short term profits to satisfy the investors and line the pockets of the top few execs. The one sunny thing about this is that in another twenty years they will be on the auction block to have their patent portfolio sold to pay off creditors.

    3. Re:let's not beat around the bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Computing is now efficient. It doesn't take a dedicated 24x7 person per system anymore. It takes 1 person per 1000 computers. Computing hardware and hardware management is done.
      Software is rapidly approaching that as well.
      The 70's 80's 90's and 00's of computing are gone, forever. Quite simply, it doesn't take people anymore. Just robots.
      So expect to be downsized. Everywhere in the economy.
      There will be millions of people out of work.
      In fact, the world is global... so everything is done now.
      Just a few remaining economies pulling themselves up (from zero to 100 by the way, skipping everything in between, so they won't see any real shift in social status there, just the elites), then it's all level.
      Basically, you should really consider growing tomatoes, fixing cars, and painting... some manual services work.

    4. Re:let's not beat around the bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You don't want to give up a yacht this year

      Don't dis the yacht. All rich people should be required to own a yacht. It is just about the only working example of trickle-down economics that anyone can come up with.

      They are largely made by hand - by skilled craftsmen and true artisans. Regular people with regular paychecks. Labor is the single largest cost involved when building a yacht. And the moment they are launched they require a steady stream of expenditures - again largely going to regular people with regular paychecks. Rich people usually like to fly to an island and then get on the yacht, meaning that the yacht needs a full-time crew that can sail it from destination to destination. Regular people with regular paychecks.

      Once you own a yacht, the only way to stop "wealth redistribution" is to sell it. Is that what you really want? Instead of getting jealous, do what I do - join a racing crew. I get to go sailing every week in the summer time, for free. And after the races, the owner buys my dinner and drinks at the yacht club. The best way to sail is on someone else's boat!

    5. Re:let's not beat around the bush by Bonzoli · · Score: 1

      Not really, because robots do not attend meetings, or take crazy and poorly worded ideas and make servers/systems/requests happen.
      Cloud is great, but you just asked the developer to become the defacto expert in a whole slew of other things. I hope he is a superstar with extra time to burn because in less than 2 years, he will have to relearn it all again.
      I agree it takes less people to manage more servers, but 0 people is so expensive that its cheaper to just keep the 2 people or 4 from before.
      Perhaps in 20 years it will be simpler but in the last 30 the tech has changes every 2 years, right now if you count mobile its every 6-12 months. Its moving so fast, the leading trait I look for in new employee's during interviews is how fast can you learn something new and hit the ground running and keep the older stuff running till the tax depreciation is done.
      At some point management will wake up and realize how much it cost to move to the cloud. Cloud is great for startups, its a tougher sale as the business gets bigger.

    6. Re:let's not beat around the bush by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      103 Years for a company a good run. I guess that is enough.

      The problem with mass layoffs is that it is a really bad strategy.
      1. The good employees that you want to keep, will leave sooner than later as to avoid working in uncertain conditions. They will end up at your competitors, helping them grow and prosper.

      2. Severe moral drop. Taking risks is how a company grows. When the moral drops from a lot of layoffs especially due to an overactive performance system. Means people will be playing it safe, keeping the status quo.

      3. Old Timers will retire, and leave with decades of experience.

      4. People will not jump for a new job in a company they may lay them off soon.

      5. If the company does need to rehire again in the future, you have a massive overhead of retraining. Turnover cost 150% of an employee's yearly salary. So these layoffs will need to last at least 3 years to be economically viable.

      In short I expect that in a decade or so we will be saying good buy to IBM.

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    7. Re:let's not beat around the bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm cynical. Cutting 1/4 of the workforce is bullshit.

      It is indeed Bullshit. This story has been all over the various Economic/Business focused news media, and the general consensus is that while they are going to lay off a fair number of people (several thousands), it's nowhere near the 100k mark that was initially claimed by various ambiguous sources who had nothing to back up their claims.

    8. Re:let's not beat around the bush by vandamme · · Score: 1

      Soon you'll be able to buy IBM PC's again, to go with your RCA TV and Xerox tablet. Or Stromberg-Carlson, Bell&Howell, Kodak...

    9. Re: let's not beat around the bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So...you're recommending that IBM go into the yacht business? Interesting...

  7. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by Kwelstr · · Score: 4, Informative

    It is disgusting really, and it's all about satisfying Wall Street. Read Cringely for more info, he's being blogging about this IBM situation for a couple of years. :-/

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  8. Meanwhile Lenovo is doing well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Meanwhile Lenovo, the PC business they sold off that moved into tablets and smartphones is doing really well. All of the same chinese factories and technologies are available to IBM that were available to Lenovo, only the management was different. One decided it couldn't make money on making actual computer stuff, the other went ahead and made actual computer stuff.

    One went a route of selling vague data mining services at high prices, a bit of patent trolling, and slow expensive lock-in mainframes. The other made stuff people want without the hard selling to dumb middle managers.

    1. Re:Meanwhile Lenovo is doing well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM wants fat margins. Hardware always becomes a commodity and profit margins shrink. IBM consistently sells off h/w divisions just before that point (printers, PC & now servers) and keeps the service portion. Not to say that there's not good money to be made in hardware, Lenovo appears to have done very well, but I doubt they're making IBM-caliber margins.

    2. Re:Meanwhile Lenovo is doing well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With these corporations, when actual quarterly revenue didn't match expected quarterly revenue, they sold off whatever division had the lowest profits. At the time their PC division was sold off, the PC market was in a cut-throat fight with profit margins lower than 10%, so that was sold off.
      Before that, IBM decided to get rid off all the "dead wood" in their employee divisions, but they only ended up getting rid of the employees with the most technical knowledge through early retirement.

    3. Re:Meanwhile Lenovo is doing well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "only the management was different."

      Yep, the mgt now makes a reasonable salary compared to the inflated mgmt salaries US IBM-ers make.

  9. let's not beat around the bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Cynical,
    Please refrain from discussion on a personal level regarding my recent purchase of another yacht. I would not ask you to give back the single dollar menu hamburger you are feeding your three children, that just wouldn't be ethical on my part. So I ask you please give the same respect back to your 1% overlords.
    Thank you for your time in this matter,
    Make it a great day!

  10. No sooner fired than... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will they be hired at 9% cheaper?

  11. Speculated at for over a year by rahvin112 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The speculation is that IBM is trying to push the dividend to a record level. In the process they may very well destroy the company. Because the only way to get the dividend to that level is to basically wipe out long term profits for a short term boost.

    That's probably the goal, the new MBA generation from the baby boomers is taking the point of view of taking every dime out of the company and giving it to the insiders even if it guts a major American corporation and hundreds of thousands of jobs will be lost to China.

    It's funny but the CEO from the Movie Dick and Jane reminds me so much of these CEO's that are only out for themselves, yet he was supposed to be fictional.

    1. Re:Speculated at for over a year by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 1

      IBM used to stand for International Business Machines. Now it apparently stands for "It's Been MBA'd."

    2. Re:Speculated at for over a year by kamapuaa · · Score: 2

      Dividends go to people who own the stock. All your talk of insiders here doesn't really make any sense. If they decide IBM will no longer be profitable and it makes sense just to liquidate the company and have every last cent go into dividends, it still wouldn't benefit insiders, it would benefit stockholders, the owners of the company (and of course IBM is widely held). Bully for them.

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    3. Re:Speculated at for over a year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't dump 25% of your workforce as a company, and end up with

      *Not being sued for letting go a disproportionate number of old people vs young.
      *EEOC Law Suites.
      *The union restructuring and radicalizing.
      *Potential Employee's boycotting you.
      *Customers looking at you cock-eyed.

    4. Re:Speculated at for over a year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dividends go up, stock goes up, those that are paid partially in stock options make out like bandits. Simple. Nevermind that in the long term the valuation will crash. All that is needed is a few good quarters for those making the decisions to win at the expense of everyone else.

    5. Re:Speculated at for over a year by Macrat · · Score: 1

      That's probably the goal, the new MBA generation from the baby boomers....

      Sun Microsystems was madly hiring MBA's after the dot-com-bust to save the company.

    6. Re:Speculated at for over a year by MrKaos · · Score: 4, Funny

      IBM used to stand for International Business Machines. Now it apparently stands for "It's Been MBA'd."

      I've Been Married and I've Being Managed but It's Better Manually now It's Broken Mate. I Believe Magic yet I'm Being Micromanaged Into Becoming Mediocre.

      It Broke Me.

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    7. Re:Speculated at for over a year by rmdingler · · Score: 1

      Mass layoffs: All that's legally required of companies over a minimum employment number threshold is that the dismissed are given 60 days notice, or 60 days severance.

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    8. Re:Speculated at for over a year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not insiders per se, but a (the?) primary compensation for senior executives is stock options, and there is a significant benefit for them if the stock prices does well, even at the expense of the company over the long term. Over the past few years IBM has been spending one billion dollars a month buying back shares. It would be interesting to see if the number of outstanding shares was reduced, or just redistributed as stock options (when I checked in 2012 it certainly appeared as if that was what was happening). This past year IBM has spent almost $2 billion/month propping up the stock price. They have borrowed money to do so, and fired good people. Internally, teams have been stretched beyond reason. I was an IBM employee for almost 20 years (I recently quit). The cuts to our teams started in 2008 and every year the belt was pulled ever tighter, accelerating around 2011. I can assure you there was absolutely no fat at all from 2010. The teams (at least in the area I was in) were high performers very talented--our area typically produced the majority of patents for IBM Canada. I think that is also reflected in many of IBM reviews in GlassDoor.com--I was generally impressed by the high standards of my colleagues, and it was the main reason for sticking around even when things started getting grim.
      Our area started having problems just maintaining the software due to staff shortages, and yet the cuts continued. Some software releases were pushed from yearly to every two years because we couldn't keep up. This was all before AWS won the CIA account and IBM realized they needed to transition to something a bit more cloudy.

      The 2015 road map was the focus of IBM for many years, which basically was all about improving the Earnings Per Share. I believe that focus was a distraction, and the cause of many short-sighted policies. IBM might have moved a bit earlier on the cloud without this EPS obsession (but then again, maybe not).

    9. Re:Speculated at for over a year by theskipper · · Score: 1

      Officers of the company (i.e. insiders) would naturally want to exercise their options at the highest price possible. Increasing dividends makes the stock appear more attractive to institutional investors.

      When institutions buy, that increases the pressure for the price to go up (retail investors don't move a market cap like this, only the big boys do). When the price per share goes up then that's more money that the officers can collect when they exercise their free options; in this case it looks like all the strikes were no higher than around $100. Or they simply sell some of their common position into the open market. The higher the stock price, the higher the profit. Tax strategies play a huge part too.

      Any decent financial site will list insider transactions and their values, here's IBM's:
      http://finance.yahoo.com/q/it?...

    10. Re:Speculated at for over a year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't you been paying attention to the stock market for the past, I dunno... 20 years? Especially since after the dot com bubble burst. Investors don't care about long term value anymore. Nobody looks to blue chip stocks, or to companies they think will do great things for the people. Nah, everybody just wants a quick buck and they don't care how they get it.

      As long as they believe that the stock will go up, or they will get a dividend and will make money, they don't care. I'd even be willing to be a lot of investors only know the stock symbol of the companies they invest in, and have no friggen clue what the company actually does. Hell, Cramer said it was the symbol to buy into cause it was all up, Up, UP, and if I don't become a millionaire by next week, I'm selling it all, goddammit!

      It's why shit companies with no business plan are IPO'd to stratospheric valuations, and good companies who produce good, reliable products get their stocks monkey hammered right off the exchange.

    11. Re:Speculated at for over a year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not how stocks work, you have no idea what you are talking about.

    12. Re:Speculated at for over a year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Senior debt holders >> shareholders. Good luck in bankruptcy court, shareholders.

    13. Re:Speculated at for over a year by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Re China and the risks of intelligence, bugging and manipulation?
      "remove high-end servers" and "replace them with a local brand" :) (05/27/2014)
      http://www.zerohedge.com/news/...

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      Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
    14. Re:Speculated at for over a year by thaylin · · Score: 1

      And where are they now?

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      When you cant win, ad hominem.
    15. Re:Speculated at for over a year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The speculation is that IBM is trying to push the dividend to a record level. In the process they may very well destroy the company. Because the only way to get the dividend to that level is to basically wipe out long term profits for a short term boost.

      That's probably the goal, the new MBA generation from the baby boomers is taking the point of view of taking every dime out of the company and giving it to the insiders even if it guts a major American corporation and hundreds of thousands of jobs will be lost to China.

      It's funny but the CEO from the Movie Dick and Jane reminds me so much of these CEO's that are only out for themselves, yet he was supposed to be fictional.

      I'm just waiting for the stock bump. It's been on the decline for a year and I have my sell-order ready for when this layoff causes the increase.

    16. Re:Speculated at for over a year by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      The problem is the bulk of their workforce are contractors. And all that's needed (from experience) is "be gone by Wednesday".

      [John]

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      Shit better not happen!
    17. Re:Speculated at for over a year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not forgetting "I've Been Moved" when employees were redeployed to the other part of the world.

    18. Re:Speculated at for over a year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has this ever happened, in practice?

    19. Re:Speculated at for over a year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol no. How do you think the insiders make their millions, by salary??? Not even close. They get tons of free warrants and options, exercise them then sell the resulting shares.

      Hate to be harsh but this is basic stuff dude. Get a fucking clue.

    20. Re:Speculated at for over a year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another one-- which was heard at a "Take Your Children To Work" day about 10 years ago:

      "But my daddy says it means Idiots Become Managers"...

      IBM has forgotten that customers have to be more important than share-holders... unless you're selling off the company.

      Sadly, SOX - Sarbanes Oxley - ensures that, to a bean-counter, customer service DOES NOT ADD to share-holder value this quarter.

      Let us not forget IBM's four goals: First Quarter, Second Quarter, Third Quarter and Fourth Quarter.

    21. Re:Speculated at for over a year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't you been paying attention to the stock market for the past, I dunno... 20 years? Especially since after the dot com bubble burst. Investors don't care about long term value anymore. Nobody looks to blue chip stocks, or to companies they think will do great things for the people. Nah, everybody just wants a quick buck and they don't care how they get it.

      And today's startup market is the same thing, except that the exit takes place before the IPO.

  12. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by bhcompy · · Score: 2

    This isn't the first time that IBM has done mass layoffs and it won't be the last. This is to be expected, to be surprised by it is to not learn from IBM's own history(Sure you can keep your job, but we need you to move to Southeast Asia and we're going to pay you Southeast Asian wages. Oh, you don't want that? Here's your severance package.).

  13. Need that bonus for their well performing CEO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They needed to find some way to afford the bonus to the CEO and her lieutenants for all the "value" they delivered in 2014.

    http://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-mh-ibm-redefines-20150202-column.html

    If there's one person at IBM who deserved a bottom performance rank it's their CEO.

  14. Ironic by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    you're firing a city the size of boulder Colorado

    A ironic comparison as the city of Boulder is firing themselves every day, if you know what I mean.

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean the People's Democratic Republic of Boulder?

    2. Re:Ironic by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      It's a Socialist Utopia, not a Democratic Republic

    3. Re:Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boulder: 26 square miles surrounded by reality.

    4. Re:Ironic by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      No, no - the official slogan is 'Between the mountains and reality'.

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      Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
  15. Workers less intelligent than Watson are redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And so the robo-employment apocalypse begins.

  16. No vacation days, just take time off as needed by sylvandb · · Score: 2

    Nobody will abuse a time off policy where there are no vacation days and time is taken as needed. If it is abused it can be addressed by the performance review process.

    I always understood how that will stop employees from abusing the "as needed" vacation policy.

    I never understood what will stop the employer from abusing it. Until now.

    1. Re:No vacation days, just take time off as needed by avandesande · · Score: 2

      That's a terrible policy. There will always be a percentage that takes NO vacation that everyone else will be compared to. Giving generous vacation and forcing employees to take it is much better.

      --
      love is just extroverted narcissism
    2. Re: No vacation days, just take time off as needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or take "vacation" but still call in for meetings and support calls at 9pm.

  17. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by kamapuaa · · Score: 1, Troll

    The guy who lied about having a PhD from Stanford, and of being an early Apple employee? Who 20 years ago had a humor column in a now-defunct magazine, before John Dvorak took it over?

    --
    Slashdot: providing anti-social weirdos a soapbox, since 1997.
  18. my prayers go out to my fellow nerds at IBM by raymorris · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm sure many Slashdot readers will be directly affected by this, either being laid off themselves, surviving the layoffs only to go work in turmoil every day, or have their spouse or other loved one laid off. That's hard to deal with. Times will get better, of course, but it sure may not seem like it right now. Our hearts go out to you.

    1. Re:my prayers go out to my fellow nerds at IBM by ancientt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thank you for some perspective. I've been reading the other posts and I've been just a little disgusted by the entitlement attitude throughout. I've worked for a company that went under, worked for a division that was eliminated, worked for a company that couldn't pay me for a while and been fired for problems that weren't my fault (that's four different employers.) It sucks, but none of them owed me a job. I'm not owed a job even now when I feel I'm doing great work for the company that employs me.

      I was very close to writing a snarky post.

      Your comment reminded me how much it sucks to wonder how you're going to get by, what you're going to do to take care of your children and if you'll ever get back to where you were. IBM may need to do this; they've been slowly building to an implosion for decades. I'd love to have IBM come back. I root for companies that can come back from the brink of oblivion, like Yahoo is, like Microsoft is trying to and like Radio Shack has failed to manage. I hope that in ten years, when my children are telling me about how cool IBM is, I'll be able to say that there was a time it looked like they were doomed before they turned it around however painfully.

      To those who have to find new jobs, I add my heart goes out to you and I hope I get to work with you some day when we can both look back on this as a point when things started to get better.

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      B) Eliminate all the stupid users. This is frowned upon by society.
    2. Re:my prayers go out to my fellow nerds at IBM by rmdingler · · Score: 1

      Two thumbs up for GP and P.

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      Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

      Ernest Hemingway

    3. Re:my prayers go out to my fellow nerds at IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been reading the other posts and I've been just a little disgusted by the entitlement attitude throughout.

      What? You replied to the 2nd post in the thread (the first post was about H1Bs). What are these "other posts" you've been reading?

      I'm guessing you pretyped this expecting to copy/paste it in after there were dozens of other comments in the thread, or that you copy/pasted your own post from some other forum where this discussion has already matured? :P (I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it's actually your comment)

    4. Re:my prayers go out to my fellow nerds at IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, when Big Blue laid me off in the big 2007 round, after 6 years in Global Services, and "training" my replacements in Brazil for my last 2 months, my reaction was "Free at last!" I went back, as a contractor, to the multinational UK-based company I left to go to IBM, and it has gone well since, right up to their current layoff round that I "volunteered" for to get a better severance package than I got from IBM as a segue to retirement - no games with a bad performance rating to screw me out of the severance (I hope - still waiting for the details...).

      When I applied for my current position to move from contractor to "permanent" 2 years in, I contacted my former IBM manager for a reference, and she told me the client I had been working for demanded the work be brought back to the US as they were fed up with the communication problems (language and technology), and general incompetence, so the US-based guy I mentored over several years at IBM took it up, and that pleased the customer.

      Sounds like IBM did not really "like' that lesson overall based on Cringely's (the Forbes contributor linked at the top) chronicle of IBM's decline since that 2007 layoff round. Look over his columns on that topic at his blog site - this is probably the best overall analysis: http://www.cringely.com/2014/10/27/fix-ibm/ . I think he has a good handle on what's wrong with IBM, and credible ideas for fixing it, but time is running out as they burn through their capital in terms of money, good employees, and customer goodwill.

    5. Re:my prayers go out to my fellow nerds at IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree - I'd love to see it. But it's not going to happen. They've been turning from products to services for many years now.

      The adage used to be, "Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM." Unfortunately, my painful experience with them at multiple jobs would lead me to, "I'd fire someone for buying IBM." Occasionally, I'd think it must have just been a turn of bad luck, and that organizations elsewhere must be doing well with IBM to enable them to keep up so much research and advertising presence.

      It would seem, though, that this massive layoff mirrors my experience: they are expensive, overvalued, hard to work with, and just plain not keeping up.

    6. Re:my prayers go out to my fellow nerds at IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, not everyone who reads articles and posts comments are dicks... not even the AC's. Good luck to all those affected.

    7. Re:my prayers go out to my fellow nerds at IBM by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      I hope that in ten years, when my children are telling me about how cool IBM is, I'll be able to say that there was a time it looked like they were doomed before they turned it around however painfully.

      IBM almost cratered in the early 90's, before being rescued by an outsider CEO with a vision for the company . . . Lou Gerstner.

      This ain't gonna happen with Ginni Rometty at the helm. She's just an Apparatchik. She has no vision.

      If IBM's Board of Directors were doing their job, they would fire her, and not 100,000 employees.

      --
      Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
    8. Re:my prayers go out to my fellow nerds at IBM by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Or possibly he's read some of the 2000 other posts made to Slashdot between this story being posted and his response.

      Sure, not all of those 2000 were in this story, but enough of them were that he's had plenty of opportunity to read other posts attached to it.

      It's fine though, you're welcome to be ill-informed and inappropriately disgusted. I hope your outrage doesn't stop you having a wonderful day.

    9. Re:my prayers go out to my fellow nerds at IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd love to have IBM come back. I root for companies that can come back from the brink of oblivion

      IBM posts billions of dollars in profit every quarter. They just released an earnings statement two weeks ago showing 5.5 billion in net income for the 4th quarter alone.

    10. Re:my prayers go out to my fellow nerds at IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What really needs to happen is the workers union needs to demand to look at the financials. If it is true that the CEO and MBAs are just trying to jack up short term profits, the union needs to lay down the law: the MBAs are going to bankrupt the company in 5 years. The ultimatum should be all executives are paid $400k max per year and the rest in stock that vests in 12 years; teach these fkrs not to gut the company. If they don't go for it, have the entire work force walk off the job and bankrupt the company; when it goes into receivership, let the employees take ownership of the company, fire the jackass MBAs and then run the company. I am confident that they will do a better job finding profitability than here and gone CEOs raping the company for 5 years and bailing on their golden parachute as the company goes down in flames.

    11. Re:my prayers go out to my fellow nerds at IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding ... who let the grown-ups into the discussion group? Thanks guys.

    12. Re:my prayers go out to my fellow nerds at IBM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen... well-stated...

  19. CEO Bonus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't the CEO get a +$15 million bonus just the other day, plus a 100k pay increase? The money has to come from somewhere...

  20. Source??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Where is this 100,000 number coming from? The linked article says 5,000 are documented, and then asserts without proof that the full number is/will be 100,000.

    Until there's more evidence, I don't believe the 100,000 number.

    What ever happened to skepticism (in the original, benign sense of the word) or critical thinking skills?

    (This is NOT an assertion that there will be substantially less than 100,000 layoffs. So please, no one claim I'm saying that.)

    1. Re:Source??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah I think Cringely got a little bit overexcited with his "scoop". IBM has been laying people off every year for the last ten years or so, usually on the order of five percent. But they've been acquiring software companies at the same time, so total headcount hasn't decreased, except in the US.

      Now Cringley is saying that IBM is forcing people to resign without being laid off, so if that's true it would be new. Also, the Endicott Alliance board suggests that the severance packages are becoming much less generous than in the past. So it could be that this year's round of "Resource Actions" is worse than normal for IBM. Still, that's a far cry from either 26 percent or 100,000.

    2. Re:Source??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Contract workers who were (historically) converted into permanent workers (that's how I got in, there was never any question about being an eventual permanent hire, I just had to pay my dues first) are now not getting their contracts renewed. A colleague of mine, same job as me, same hiring process as me, city about 5 hours away from me. His last day was last Friday. This won't show up as a layoff, but within the context of IBM culture, that's exactly what it is.
       
      Temps (that weren't really temps, until suddenly they were) are easy to cut and sweep under the rug, but us lifers aren't safe either. My regular monthly department meeting is in about 10 hours. We have no contracts workers in our area. If there's gonna be cuts this year, I'll know by lunch.

    3. Re:Source??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What ever happened to skepticism (in the original, benign sense of the word) or critical thinking skills?

      What is the newer, malignant meaning of "skepticism"?

  21. But what about Watson??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Maybe Watson can help them file for bankruptcy protection once it and the CEO are the only employees left.

    1. Re:But what about Watson??? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Thus, the Singularity begins

    2. Re:But what about Watson??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe Watson has taken the jobs.

    3. Re:But what about Watson??? by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      The singularity begins when Watson accepts a job at a company with a future.

      Wolfram Alpha could benefit from Watson's pop culture expertise.

  22. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by ZipK · · Score: 4, Informative

    I know a company has to be profitable to keep people employed...

    IBM's net profit in FY2014 was $15.75B (down from $16.48B in FY2013).

  23. It's rebalancing, not layoffs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    IBM is just leveraging growth opportunities in the cloud to core competencies and strategic initiatives. They are executing a bold plan that will address urgent customer needs through CAMSS (Cloud, Analytics, Mobile, Social and Security). It is an exciting and prescient vision and a great time to be at IBM!

  24. They used to say ... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2

    ... "nobody ever got fired for buying IBM equipment", but, apparently, *everybody* can get fired for working there.

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    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    1. Re:They used to say ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nowadays, I think they say that mankind has progressed in spite of IBM (and Microsoft). It's a pity about the 20-30 years of productive life that many lost during the epic ending of that battle though.

  25. Good! 100,000 more Democrat voters! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These Koch-sucking idiots don't realize that fucking people over will have consequences. 4 or 5 people are getting richer, 100,000 people are getting laid off, and there are psychopaths all over the country who believe that's a good thing. I wish we could dope the water supply with antipsychotics.

    1. Re:Good! 100,000 more Democrat voters! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . I wish we could dope the water supply with antipsychotics.

      Doesn't work on sociopaths who only drink bottled water.

    2. Re:Good! 100,000 more Democrat voters! by hawguy · · Score: 1

      These Koch-sucking idiots don't realize that fucking people over will have consequences. 4 or 5 people are getting richer, 100,000 people are getting laid off, and there are psychopaths all over the country who believe that's a good thing. I wish we could dope the water supply with antipsychotics.

      I'm pretty sure there are more than 4 or 5 IBM shareholders, if the stock price goes up (or doesn't go down as much) because of these layoffs, many more than 100,000 people will become richer.

      Sure, company insiders with lots of stuck benefit more, but it's not true that they are the only ones that benefit.

    3. Re: Good! 100,000 more Democrat voters! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So.. More welfare leeches suckling government teat, you mean?

    4. Re: Good! 100,000 more Democrat voters! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if you lay off 100,000 people they have to survive somehow, so yes some will have to apply for welfare. Thanks IBM.

    5. Re: Good! 100,000 more Democrat voters! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says they have to survive? "Let them starve!" some people would say.

      I'd favor a negative income tax, but I'm coming around to a universal basic income for legal residents. Something like $500/month for 22+ years old, $250/month for 21 and under, and $750/month for married couples based on the older individual. $500/month if both are under 22. These figures $200/person/month higher if we scrap SNAP.

    6. Re:Good! 100,000 more Democrat voters! by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      I'm pretty sure there are more than 4 or 5 IBM shareholders, if the stock price goes up (or doesn't go down as much) because of these layoffs, many more than 100,000 people will become richer.

      But many more than 100,000 people will become poorer, too. Layoffs affect not just the laid off and their dependents but also anyone else who has to foot the bill to pay for their costs of living. And that's going to be all of us. So the IBM shareholders get richer, and everyone in America gets poorer. Doesn't sound like a good deal.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    7. Re: Good! 100,000 more Democrat voters! by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't a negative income tax be the government giving people free money based on how much money they made? That would make the $15/hr minimum wage people happy, just make the negative income tax 100%.

      I would also like the government to give me 100% of my income as free money. When can we get this initiative on the ballot? Everyone will vote for it. There's no down side.

    8. Re: Good! 100,000 more Democrat voters! by spitzak · · Score: 1

      Reading comprehension much? The negative income tax he was proposing was a fixed amount (500/month for 22+ years old, for instance). The opposite end (money paid to the goverment) would be a percentage of your income.

      Whether a negative income tax is a good idea or not, you should not post such stupid responses indicating that you completely did not understand it.

    9. Re: Good! 100,000 more Democrat voters! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The negative income tax I'd propose is...

      If Poverty Level > Federal AGI, Then...
      (Poverty Level - Federal AGI ) / 2 = Annual Credit
      Must be a legal resident 22+ years old
      If 18-21, must be living on own.
      If 17 and under, must be living on own and emancipated.
      Probably would cost $300 billion/year tops, if even close to that.

      The Universal Basic Income thing is separate from that, but would require a different tax structure to pay for it.

    10. Re: Good! 100,000 more Democrat voters! by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      You took that seriously?

      I was just making an absurd extension to the "give everyone free money" argument. This is all under a story about mass layoffs at IBM, so I figured trying to add some levity might help.

      The income tax is a percentage of income paid to the government. If there was a "negative income tax" that would (mathematically) be money the government paid to the taxpayer(taxearner?). Math jokes aren't always funny, but when they have to be explained, all humor is completely lost.

      As someone (often misattributed) once said: Democracy only works until people realize they can vote themselves more money.

    11. Re: Good! 100,000 more Democrat voters! by spitzak · · Score: 1

      The income tax percentage is graduated based on the income level and thus varies. In addition most deductions and refunds are fixed amounts and not any kind of percentage of income. This is a basic understanding that everybody has, so your attempt at humor fails completely because you are not extrapolating or exaggerating from any assumed situation or proposal.

      You also screwed up with your $15/hour statement. After much analysis I figured out that you were talking about "people who *want* the minimum wage to be $15/hour", but your wording sounded like "the correct amount is 100% for people making $15/hour". That seems absurdly high so I thought you were making some kind of joke, but boy was I stumped as to what it was. I think you also seem ignorant of the fact that the minimum wage *is* $15/hour in some places.

      In any case your attempt at humor was pretty dismally bad. You should maybe not try.

  26. You are the 1% by lucm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you have a 401(k) or any kind of mutual fund investment, you are part of Wall Street. That's how the system works, it's not spinning in a vacuum. That 6% return you got last year did not fall from the sky, it ended up in your pockets because institutional shareholders put pressure on companies like IBM to help the stock price and/or pay more dividends.

    --
    lucm, indeed.
    1. Re:You are the 1% by kelemvor4 · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you have a 401(k) or any kind of mutual fund investment, you are part of Wall Street. That's how the system works, it's not spinning in a vacuum. That 6% return you got last year did not fall from the sky, it ended up in your pockets because institutional shareholders put pressure on companies like IBM to help the stock price and/or pay more dividends.

      Clearly you doesn't understand what "the 1%" refers to. Here's the information you need. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W...

    2. Re:You are the 1% by Headw1nd · · Score: 5, Interesting

      you are among the 1% of global citizens

      Your math doesn't work out. The global population is roughly 7 billion, 1% of that is 70 million. There are more than 70 million people with flushing toilets, computers, and homes in the US alone, and there are other places where our standard of living, or better, is just as common (i.e. Canada, Japan, a surprising amount of the Mideast, most of Europe, ect.) At best what you describe is the global 1% is now the global 10%, and is probably more like the global 25%. Why do I bring this up? Because the old "you don't know how good you have it" is getting really old. Americans have been told that for fifty years now, as other countries have steadily overtaken us in quality of life, and as more and more of our income flows to fewer and fewer of our citizens. It's nothing more than a distraction, a rhetorical trick to try and avoid conversation about what's really been going on.

    3. Re:You are the 1% by lucm · · Score: 0, Troll

      No, you are the one who doesn't understand. The "Wall Street People" are not the evil characters portrayed by the pot smokers of OWS; they are not simple crooks that steal money from widows and dentists. Most of those people are actually working for large investment firms, pension funds, mutual funds and other institutions where YOUR money is pooled. They are the ones pulling the levers and snorting coke on their way to work, but the juice comes from YOUR wallet, and the profits go back to YOUR wallet as well.

      So YOU are the 1%. That is, unless you're a broke-ass idiot or a mattress investor, in which case you can go smoke pot with the OWS people.

      --
      lucm, indeed.
    4. Re:You are the 1% by lucm · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I would mod this up if I wasn't boycotting the mod system.

      About 15-20 years ago, a gig in the US was a great opportunity for a Canadian IT worker. Now the big US companies bring in cheap Indian and Chinese workers, and it's the few American IT workers who find a gig in Canada that are lucky.

      I'm not saying that Indian or Chinese workers are less qualified (it doesn't take a PhD to figure out how to configure Exchange anyways) but the fact is that money is bleeding out of the country instead of pouring in.

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      lucm, indeed.
    5. Re:You are the 1% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, you are right, they are not 'simple crooks'. They are extremely capable and sophisticated crooks.
      They have you convinced to work to keep the money flowing to them.

    6. Re:You are the 1% by rioki · · Score: 1

      If you are not investing directly into stocks but through a mutual fund or retirement fund you are actually getting ripped of. Yes, they are working with your money, but at the same time they are taking a good share of "your" profits an putting them into their pockets. Granted some compensation for their work is acceptable, but the she shear volume they chiffon off is ridiculous.

    7. Re:You are the 1% by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      There are globally close to 2 billion people and growing with their own computer, power plug and working flushing toilet. 400 millions in North America, 500 millions in the EU and surrounding countries, plus Russia, plus Japan, plus Korea, probably at least 100 million in China, 100 million in India, and smatterings everywhere else. This works out to about 25-30%. Nowhere near the 1% the GP is referring to.

    8. Re:You are the 1% by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you're an American with your own computer, a place to plug it in, and a toilet that flushes, you may goddamn well rest assured that you are among the 1% of global citizens.

      Actually it's more like somewhere 8-11%.

      You have a lot more to lose from a class war than you could ever have to gain.

      Well, no. That's a stupid thing to say, and you are a stupid coward for saying it. I gain a great deal if my neighbor isn't starving and either turning to cooking meth or theft

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    9. Re:You are the 1% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would mod this up if I wasn't boycotting the mod system.

      Care to elaborate?

    10. Re:You are the 1% by grumling · · Score: 1

      You mean those same people who set up the rules for 401(k) plans that prohibit shorting stocks, often times forbiding holding cash, and forcing all trades at the END of a day?

      Mutual funds are great with an expanding economy and green heat maps. Not so good when some hedge fund decides to kill the market in a day. Nothing you can do but sit back and watch them take your money.

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      "Well, good luck finding a judge that doesn't run a bestiality site."
    11. Re:You are the 1% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      $4.83 / hr.

      That is what they pay the typical offshore worker (Contracted, not full-time IBMer).

      They can replace One american programmer (80k / yr) with 8 offshore workers (10k / yr) for that price difference.

      Bring your "A" game to compete. /Not all BRICS countries. //Just the one that I deal with.

    12. Re:You are the 1% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But who buys from the companies bringing in the foreign workers. Want to see a whole lotta government largesse. Labor arbitrage is wonderful for those in power.

    13. Re:You are the 1% by cusco · · Score: 1

      Pretty much every fund with any fee at all will end up making more money off your investment over the life of your 401k than you will. It's a hell of a racket.

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      "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
    14. Re:You are the 1% by lucm · · Score: 1

      Mutual funds usually have a flat, low fee. It's with the hedge funds that things are crazy. Like taking half the profit plus 3% of the capital. It's a fee structure similar to those used in hip hop record labels or strippers bars...

      --
      lucm, indeed.
    15. Re:You are the 1% by lucm · · Score: 1

      You mean those same people who set up the rules for 401(k) plans that prohibit shorting stocks, often times forbiding holding cash, and forcing all trades at the END of a day?

      If you invest for your pension, the time of day where trades occur should not matter. Hell, the month should not matter. Unless you gamble your pension away by trying to beat the market on short term positions, which is like using your paycheck to buy lottery tickets and hoping to win big before the rent is due.

      --
      lucm, indeed.
    16. Re:You are the 1% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      d00d you are arguing with someone named 'drinkypoo' but actually he has a valid point about class warfare. Regardless of your occupation, you are currently viewed as "expensive stateside labor" by the leaders of the industrial world. They have a mission to equalize your wages with your counterparts outside of the states and that means there will be unavoidable class warfare in the states as the three classes (lower, middle and upper) are merged into one. At the end, and I'm talking after the Boomers finish retiring, those who work in service jobs like McDonalds will have the upper hand on those whose skill set competes globally. Then the fun begins... But the point here is that those who think and viciously criticize like you here in America are unwittingly being used as social tools to destroy everything the generations before us fought and died to prevent from happening. Just words on the Internet though --not really posted for YOUR particular benefit.

  27. that happens, but 11 failing quarters in a row by raymorris · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sometimes some management forgets that employees are stakeholders just like the people who have invested their savings are. In this case, IBM has had 11 consecutive quarters (three years) of falling sales. If they don't take decisive action to turn things around, the company will be gone and everyone will be out of a job. They haven't been able to keep brining in the money selling the old products and services, cloud services are keeping them alive for now but Amazon, Microsoft, and Apple dominate cloud, so there is no guarantee that IBM will be able to exist on cloud revenue five years from now. It sucks, but the truth is, IBM hasn't kept their customers happy, and with the customers leaving there isn't money to pay workers. On the other hand, Apple is opening a huge new data center where some ex-IBM staff might work, and several companies are expanding operations in Texas.

    1. Re:that happens, but 11 failing quarters in a row by Kabukiwookie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The management responsible for these layoffs don't care that much if they're out of a job. Every C-level manager only has to work 1 year after which they could afford never to have to work a day in their life.

      People below that... not so much.

      When Carly was CEO at HP, she had a 4 million dollar salary and at some point she gave herself a 16 million dollar bonus for saving lots of money (almost all HP employees waived 1 day's worth of salary at Carly's request just a few month's before she gave herself that bonus).

      The current HP CEO on the other hand already has a 16 million dollar salary package. If HP goes tits up tomorrow, she's really not going to lose any sleep over it.

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      The mountains of madness have many little plateaus of sanity - Terry Pratchett.
    2. Re:that happens, but 11 failing quarters in a row by ralphdaugherty · · Score: 2

      "cloud services are keeping them alive for now"

      Their cloud services is essentially SoftLayer which they recently acquired. With what IBM paid for them, I doubt they are even making money on cloud services yet, much less cloud services keeping them alive. Also SoftLayer's CEO Lance Crosby just resigned in the midst of this latest purge, so whatever IBM does ging forward with cloud will be without most of SoftLayer's founders. I wouldn't look for keeping them alive any time soon.

    3. Re:that happens, but 11 failing quarters in a row by jcr · · Score: 0, Troll

      at some point she gave herself a 16 million dollar bonus

      No, the HP board of directors gave her that bonus. Carly's story is bad enough without making shit up.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    4. Re:that happens, but 11 failing quarters in a row by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes some management forgets that employees are stakeholders just like the people who have invested their savings are. In this case, IBM has had 11 consecutive quarters (three years) of falling sales. If they don't take decisive action to turn things around, the company will be gone and everyone will be out of a job. They haven't been able to keep brining in the money selling the old products and services, cloud services are keeping them alive for now but Amazon, Microsoft, and Apple dominate cloud, so there is no guarantee that IBM will be able to exist on cloud revenue five years from now. It sucks, but the truth is, IBM hasn't kept their customers happy, and with the customers leaving there isn't money to pay workers. On the other hand, Apple is opening a huge new data center where some ex-IBM staff might work, and several companies are expanding operations in Texas.

      Just as a point of interest - you observe that IBM's problem is that their existing business is not generating new revenue. OK, but how does firing your employees help? It seems to me that by firing their work force, IBM is closing any doors for new revenue opportunities.

    5. Re:that happens, but 11 failing quarters in a row by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

      Management only has legal responsibilities to its shareholders, not "stakeholders". The US economy is capitalist, not socialist, in nature.

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    6. Re:that happens, but 11 failing quarters in a row by houghi · · Score: 1

      The fact that they look at quarters is an issue. It means that short term is more important than long term. Why otherwise would quarters be so important?

      I have done quarterly presentations and it is bullshit. It means they are focusing on short term and that means they will forget about long term.

      (I need to re-read "the 7 habits of highly effective people" again. It is the part about the golden goose)

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    7. Re:that happens, but 11 failing quarters in a row by blue9steel · · Score: 1

      Sometimes some management forgets that employees are stakeholders just like the people who have invested their savings are.

      They didn't forget, they just don't care. In buzzword lingo employees have low power or influence which means the recommended response, even in a company that practices stakeholder management, is to exert minimal effort consisting mostly of monitoring and informing.

    8. Re:that happens, but 11 failing quarters in a row by Kabukiwookie · · Score: 2

      If I even have to explain this, then you really don't have a clue what's really going on in board rooms.

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      The mountains of madness have many little plateaus of sanity - Terry Pratchett.
    9. Re:that happens, but 11 failing quarters in a row by jcr · · Score: 1

      I understand it far better than you do. Carly didn't write her own checks.

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    10. Re:that happens, but 11 failing quarters in a row by Zxern · · Score: 1

      That's how this game works. As a board member you pay your dues and give a nice huge bonus to the ceo, who happens to also sit on your board, and when the time comes he'll vote to give you a nice bonus as well.

    11. Re:that happens, but 11 failing quarters in a row by Kabukiwookie · · Score: 1

      This is indeed how the game is played...

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      The mountains of madness have many little plateaus of sanity - Terry Pratchett.
  28. Sour grapes or sexism? by hawguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    “I was included in the resource action in spite of consistently high performance numbers. I am the only woman in the work group and one of only a handful in the whole region. The male partners that were retained have crucial chummy drinking buddy relationships with their customers. The treatment and support of professional women, in spite of the window dressing at the top layers is appalling.”

    if the drinking buddy relationship is crucial and you haven't maintained said relationships, then don't you think that's why you're being fired? If you are unwilling to maintain this crucial customer relationship, why should you be retained? Is there some reason why women can't be good drinking buddies too?

    1. Re:Sour grapes or sexism? by silas_moeckel · · Score: 2

      Ask the AT&T sales guys they know where every strip club that takes amax is.

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      No sir I dont like it.
    2. Re:Sour grapes or sexism? by hawguy · · Score: 2

      Ask the AT&T sales guys they know where every strip club that takes amax is.

      Are you serious? I signed a $60K/year contract with AT&T and all I got was lunch - what do you have to do to get the strip club treatment?

    3. Re:Sour grapes or sexism? by phorm · · Score: 1

      Add a zero or two to that.

    4. Re:Sour grapes or sexism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crucial only to not getting fired.

    5. Re:Sour grapes or sexism? by Kabukiwookie · · Score: 1

      There are strip clubs that accept amex?

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      The mountains of madness have many little plateaus of sanity - Terry Pratchett.
    6. Re:Sour grapes or sexism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      600 million

    7. Re:Sour grapes or sexism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Add three zero's and he will suck your dick and swallow that shit.

    8. Re:Sour grapes or sexism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for only 60k a year you were probably lucky to even get lunch, for such a small contract I am surprised they were even willing to shout lunch.

    9. Re:Sour grapes or sexism? by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

      Is there some reason why women can't be good drinking buddies too?

      Yes. It's called rape.

    10. Re:Sour grapes or sexism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should it be an requirement that a women follow her male coworkers/customers into bars and strip clubs where women are degraded and turned into sex objects in order to retain their jobs?

      Just shows how misogynistic Slashdot is when tripe like what you have just posted is considered "Insightful".

    11. Re:Sour grapes or sexism? by houghi · · Score: 1

      Should it be an requirement that a men follow his female coworkers/customers into bars and strip clubs where men are degraded and turned into sex objects in order to retain their jobs?

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      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    12. Re:Sour grapes or sexism? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      what do you have to do to get the strip club treatment?

      At least $150K/year. Get ordering!

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      That is all.
    13. Re:Sour grapes or sexism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must be taking different yearly training than executives. I would think drinking buddy relationships with clients would set off warning bells about potential conflicts of interest or the potential for making stupid fucking promises to the client while having impaired judgement. Firing someone for not engaging in such bullshit would seem to be contrary to any and all ethics.

    14. Re:Sour grapes or sexism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there some reason why women can't be good drinking buddies too? Liquor retention/metabolization is more difficult for *most* women. It's extremely difficult for a salesman to get along with his wife after coming home soused due to business (crashing the family car a few times instead of cabbing it doesn't help either). Women will put up with this nonsense longer than men, so the male spouse of a saleswoman who comes home stinking of booze because of work won't put up with it as long. I'm not a salesman, but I know people who are in sales. Liquor is part of the game. You can't really ply liquor in retail, or 'car lot' car sales, but higher end equipment almost demands 'sales over lunch' and 'sales over lunch' with a client means the salesman pays, and if things are going well, lunch extends to 2:30 pm, followed by cab rides home for all (or a designated flunkie coming out and driving everyone). Nothing kills a sale like a DUI.

    15. Re:Sour grapes or sexism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > strip clubs where men's unfulfilled desires are exploited and turned into cash machines in order to retain their jobs?

      There, FTFY.

      (I'm not a big fan of strip clubs; they're utterly phony,.. but if women want to be sex objects for pay, and men want to shell out wads of cash for nothing, I think that's entirely their prerogative)

    16. Re:Sour grapes or sexism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are strip clubs that accept amex?

      Of course. Like this guy who charged $241,000 to his amex at Scores (a strip club in New York):

      http://usatoday30.usatoday.com...

      Or this guy who charged $135k to his amex:

      http://nypost.com/2014/04/22/i...

      Or this guy who spent $129,626:

      http://nymag.com/nymetro/news/...

    17. Re:Sour grapes or sexism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask the AT&T sales guys they know where every strip club that takes amax is.

      Are you serious? I signed a $60K/year contract with AT&T and all I got was lunch - what do you have to do to get the strip club treatment?

      Sorry man, $60k/yr is peanuts. If the sales peon makes 10% commission and brings home $180k/yr, that contract was worth only 3% of his salary. All you get is lunch. The guy doing $200k/yr or $1m/yr is getting taken to the strip clubs.

  29. FUCKING MICRO$HAFT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're behind this, I tells ya! They had this in the works since 1981!

  30. So, hat solves the lack of qualified techs, right? by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1

    right?

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  31. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

    They didn't need to do this to stay profitable. They're running 20% gross margin and a profit margin of 12.9%.

  32. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

    Yep, same cat.

  33. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yep, same cat.

    He basically says that since IBM is going downhill and losing market share, they should just continue to do what they are doing now, with the same people.

    I bought absolutely nothing from IBM in the last 10 years. I plan to buy nothing from them in the next 10 years. I use none of their services. So it makes sense to me for them to become a smaller company.

  34. Civilized society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This would be forbidden in a civilized society. At the very least this would call for a bailout to the people loosing their life livehood.

    1. Re:Civilized society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So empty YOUR bank account and start bailing!

      That money you are so damned anxious to spend come from MY tax dollars, and I have paid more than enough supporting the 49% who contribute NOTHING to society.

      Spend your own money!

    2. Re:Civilized society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me... Me... Gimme... gimme... gimme... That 49% (I thought it was 47%) probably work harder and under shittier conditions than you could ever dream of to fund the real people who contribute nothing to society--the vulture capitalists who abuse people for profit while giving back or creating absolutely nothing except unemployment. BTW, it wouldn't be "your" money. You don't have any, at least not compared to the billionaires spending as much to convince you that you are somehow one of them. News flash. You're not. Stop pretending that you somehow are and realize that you'll easily be next. I know you think that you are somehow better than your peers, but you're just as expendable to the rich people as everyone else you disdain.

  35. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Informative

    They didn't need to do this to stay profitable.

    Companies exist to produce profits, not to provide employment. If an employee is not providing net value, then it is better for the company, and the overall economy, for that employee to go somewhere else. In the long run, it is better for the employee as well.

  36. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by gewalker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is this another case of vitality curve management? GE's Jack Welch was the quintessential example of this policy and is considered one of the most effective company leaders ever.

    Unless you worked at GE and were condemned to watch the layoffs year after year until you were finally canned due to being part of the bottom 10% -- or watching the dysfunctional games people played because of the policy

  37. Mod Parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Around the time of the first dotcom crash in 2000, a wiseacre named Pud Kaplan started fuckedcompany.com, a blog covering press reports of failing companies mostly in the tech sector. There was a very active forum where similar-minded people anonymously chimed in to gleefully stomp on company graves and the careers of their CEOs, venture capitalists and entrepreneurs.

    One guy (or maybe it was several) commemorate each failed dotcom with the same eulogy:


    They had a vision
    C'mon people! Let's give these guys a break. They had a vision for something great and they tried their best to make it happen. Not every business succeeds, in fact almost many fail. They had the guts, the vision and the nerve to be great.

  38. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by jd2112 · · Score: 1

    Yep, same cat.

    He basically says that since IBM is going downhill and losing market share, they should just continue to do what they are doing now, with the same people.

    I bought absolutely nothing from IBM in the last 10 years. I plan to buy nothing from them in the next 10 years. I use none of their services. So it makes sense to me for them to become a smaller company.

    If you aren't a big company they probably don't make anything you can possibly buy anyway. They have sold off their printer division, their PC division, hell even their server division!

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    Any insufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.
  39. There are STILL people @ IBM? by unixisc · · Score: 2

    After the last layoffs/firings/whatever, I'm surprised that there's anyone left at IBM. I'm guessing that in this round, a whole bunch of lifers would be gone, and w/ them, any knowledge of legacy systems that only IBM knows & does.

    1. Re:There are STILL people @ IBM? by keltor · · Score: 1

      Doug Shelton the head of corporate PR claims those numbers are off by a factor of 10+ and at the same time they opened up 15k new positions. They have 435,000 employees right now in total. Mind you a really significant number of those people are IBM Global Services which will constantly have people quitting and joining due to contracts.

  40. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    It is disgusting really, and it's all about satisfying Wall Street. Read Cringely for more info, he's being blogging about this IBM situation for a couple of years. :-/

    It's been happening for years. During record profit times in the 90s instead of investing in the company they issues record shareholder returns. In leaner times the shareholders demanded the same returns so that is when the chopping began.

    The performance system has long been used as a justification for things, especially why you would not be getting a pay rise. I'm sorry, even though your 'individual' performance was a 1 your entire business group only achieved a 3 so you are not eligible for a pay rise, please encourage your colleagues to do better i.e really *be* the asshole.

    Innovative, Bastard Managers.

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  41. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They didn't need to do this to stay profitable.

    Companies exist to produce profits, not to provide employment. If an employee is not providing net value, then it is better for the company, and the overall economy, for that employee to go somewhere else. In the long run, it is better for the employee as well.

    You do know that layoffs lead to your most experienced productive staff leaving, because it's easy for them to get employment elsewhere right? So while a big corp thinks layoffs are a way of losing the chaff, it's more effective at losing the wheat. Slowly hiring if you want to grow and slowly losing staff through attrition if you want to get smaller is the right way. If your business sucks, get your staff to start new ones internally. If they're competent, they'll have plenty of ideas.

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  42. IBM building? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was told recently that IBM is building a site in Raleigh NC. So I'm a bit confused of this news when I hear building and cutting.

  43. "Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM equipment" by JoeyRox · · Score: 2

    Now we know what happens to IBM employees when people stop buying IBM equipment.

  44. IBM execs are Dems, gave Obama ~million dollars by raymorris · · Score: 2, Informative

    These cocksuckers are actually Democrats who gave Obama almost a million dollars to help him get reelected.

    http://influenceexplorer.com/o...

    How has six or seven years of Obama worked out for the workers at IBM?

    1. Re:IBM execs are Dems, gave Obama ~million dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know. Ask the republican congress and republican supreme court that sabotaged any efforts towards recovery for their own political gain.

    2. Re:IBM execs are Dems, gave Obama ~million dollars by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 1

      1 million is not a lot, it might have very well paid out well enough in terms of fat government contracts. It is the yearly pay of 10 employees (low in the ladder). 6% of the paycheck of the IBM CEO. I am pretty sure IBM's govt contracts would have more than compensated for the million.

    3. Re:IBM execs are Dems, gave Obama ~million dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take your partisan bullshit and shove it up your ass.

    4. Re:IBM execs are Dems, gave Obama ~million dollars by Bonzoli · · Score: 1

      yes, its clearly Obama's fault, or your not correct. Hmm.....

  45. So what happened to the booming US economy? by Kabukiwookie · · Score: 1

    Not living in the US myself, but I thought the US government was telling everyone that the US economy was doing great?

    Can someone on Slashdot, who's actually living and working in the US, paint a picture without the government propaganda?

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    The mountains of madness have many little plateaus of sanity - Terry Pratchett.
    1. Re:So what happened to the booming US economy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your failure is that you conflate IBM and the US economy.

      IBM is dying of self-inflicted wounds, just like Yahoo is. The economy isn't to blame for these companies' retarded leadership.

    2. Re:So what happened to the booming US economy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, a single poorly run company, even as one as large as IBM, isn't the bellwether of the US economy as a whole.

      Is this a serious question, or are you really that daft?

  46. Massive layoff coming... by xavier.dumont.perso · · Score: 1

    the stock price will go up.

  47. 100,000? by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

    The article says only 5,000 have been laid off, but "the rest are being laid off without being laid off." That sounds like hand-waving to me. I suspect the truth is somewhere in between the two numbers.

    1. Re:100,000? by ralphdaugherty · · Score: 1

      "the rest are being laid off without being laid off."

      Basically being fired, which doesn't count in their "Resource Action" numbers and doesn't cost them anything against their writeoff for it.

      From reading the IBM Endicott Alliance postings, they also get a 30 day notice but as a "PIP" Performance Improvement Plan notification which in 30 days results in termination. I don't know that there are as many of that as the actual layoffs but there were plenty of posts of people who got that notice. There was also people put on some kind of retirement notice.

      There was also whole units shut down, jobs were shipped to Mexico or India. Speaking of which, there was a gathering in India from representatives from high tech areas to try to organize against being laid off by high tech companies, so they are feeling the effects also.

      But still the total numbers of terminated employees for this 30 day notice might be 20,000 worldwide which could be approximateky 26% of current US force which is probably the best that Cringely will be able to do for a spin. If he even tries.

  48. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    You do know that layoffs lead to your most experienced productive staff leaving, because it's easy for them to get employment elsewhere right?

    No. IBM is not asking for volunteers. They are cutting their under-performers. Employees usually know which of their coworkers are deadwood, and if done right, some pruning can lead to a morale boost. The big risk is if you don't cut deep enough and have to come back for another round.

  49. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Right, but if you are the top 10% performance rating and you see layoffs, you start looking. Regardless of how much profit they are making, you see that they are going to grow their profit by downsizing and that says a lot right there to someone with a long career ahead of them: 1) it may one day be you, 2) They're probably going to "core competancy" themselves into stagnation, your skills will degrade and you will get bored, 3) If you were upwardly mobile, your chances of promotion are going to shrink, 4) New projects, new development, etc. are all going to be shelved in place of band-aids for what exists, not good for you personally, 5) They'll use this as an excuse to reduce bonuses and give fewer RSUs/stock options, you probably can get a better deal elsewhere.

    In a nutshell there's never a good reason to stay around a company that is laying off like this. The only reason is comfort.

  50. Actually, it's 10,000 people. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not 100,000. But the media will report it as more, with little proof to back it up, because bigger numbers are more impressive even if it's not true.

  51. well by superwiz · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You can only expect people to buy the "most of world's data is stored on IBM mainframes" crap for so long. Virtualization made mainframes irrelevant. No one ever needed the full resources of a mainframe. They were only used to run multiple virtualized instances. The cloud made the difference between instances running on one piece vs instances running on multiple pieces of iron irrelevant because of cloud storage. You CAN compute a billion transactions in a day and then not use the hardware used for those calculations for the rest of the day now. Mainframe model simply can't compete with it. Oh, and all the legacy code which is presumably irreplacable because no one understands it... well, all the language research which was done because of the domain specific language fad has now made it trivil to tranlsate solutions between languages fairly efficiently. IBM simply has lost every single niche they had up to now. It's not the death of an industry as some suggest... just of the business model of that particular company.

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    1. Re:well by jafac · · Score: 2

      That said; IBM has made itself largely irrelevant now for at least the past 5 years, if not longer - especially after they sold their desktop and laptop business to Lenovo. They gambled on a core part of their business that was already dead, and sold off their best assets.

      Part of this was that. They didn't catch the wave of mobile computing.

      The other part of this is that; believe it or not, this economy is headed for a steep nose-dive. Again. I know most of us have felt that it never came out of the last recession. But the past two years, we've seen parts of the economy doing like gangbusters, and other parts just falling on it's face. And just in the last 4 months, we saw the bottom drop out of the oil market due to weak demand. That's a signal. Not that there's a massive oil-production conspiracy (I'm not saying there isn't) - but that demand is falling because the economy is failing. We're seeing it in the 9% drop in CS grad starting salaries. We're seeing it in the mass layoff at IBM. I'm seeing it in my company. (last year's results were shitty: we basically made no money at all for the year.) Virtually nobody I know is doing well, money-wise, or job wise. It actually feels worse than 2008.

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    2. Re:well by ralphdaugherty · · Score: 1

      "You CAN compute a billion transactions in a day and then not use the hardware used for those calculations for the rest of the day now."

      I program large IBM midranges running multi-billion dollar companies for 25 years now and I've never seen this burst of calculations and then you're done for the day thing. We have lots of work going on all the time that keeps large computers busy.

      "Oh, and all the legacy code which is presumably irreplacable because no one understands it..."

      I understand it. So do thousands of others of us who wrote it. It's not complicated. It's a pain to get up to speed but so is going into the source code of any large system, open source or not, in any language. Any of these large source code systems translated into any other language would still be just as much of a pain to get up to speed, excepting it's much easier translated into your language of preference of course.

    3. Re:well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, running your compute loads in-house (whether virtualized on a mainframe or a bunch of x86 servers) depends on how much your workload varies. It may indeed make sense if your workload is significant and does not vary much. While zSeries machines are expensive, there are scenarios where they are more cost-effective than their x86 counterparts. They've got incredible I/O capacity and are very good at running many virtual machines. There were some studies on the Total Cost of Ownership. Rather be construed as a shill I"ll not put the direct link in here, but if curious/dubious search for "Accurate TCO analysis zSeries".

      I think one of the reasons companies may stay on the zSeries is the high cost of shifting to a new platform, especially if you're pumping all your business transactions through the hardware. The incremental cost of keeping it going on z/OS is much smaller than initial outlay of moving to another system, especially considering the disruption as you move your code.

      Full disclosure: I used to work for IBM.

    4. Re:well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It feels worse than 2008 because in 2008 you could think that it was maybe just a short re-adjustment where now it is clear we are in the forever recession and even just maintaining the standard of living of the 90's seems like a pipe dream.

    5. Re:well by sound+vision · · Score: 1

      Quite true... some of the on-paper numbers, like the (heavily manipulated) unemployment figures have returned to 2008 levels, but the story is deeper than that. Someone who gets fired from IBM but can only find a 20 hr/wk helpdesk job, or a 35 hr/wk retail job, is on paper "employed". But he's not doing well. The guy who hasn't been able to find a decent replacement job for 10 months and is still jobless is also "employed", by the common presentation of the statistics.

      The economic recovery is an illusion, and it won't hold forever - when this one pops, I think we'll see the real pitfall. IMO the slow deterioration of the employment/wealth/economic situation since the 1970s is about to bear its most mature fruit. We have seen each successive ripple being more severe - The dot-com bust, the ca. 9/11/2001 faltering, the 2008 issues, and now get ready for the latest round.

      IT in particular seems to be hard hit, especially considering the glamour it had just 15 years ago. I started an IT-related career track including formal education and certs in 2007. So far, it's netted me an $11/hr call center job, a few hundred dollars on the side doing random freelance stuff, and many months of (benefitless) unemployment. I'm starting to think of moving into HVAC repair, electrical work, or similar.

    6. Re:well by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I don't work for IBM, but I do influence major hardware purchases.

      I'm very happy to include IBM Mainframes as a viable lower-cost option for certain workloads. I'm never going to describe them as 'cheap' but that doesn't stop them being cheaper than the alternatives.

      What are the alternatives? x86 based virtualisation (which suffers vertical scaling constraints and can't match the IO), converged infrastructure (which can match the IO but still struggles to vertically scale) and cloud based options.

      Ideally I'd like some unix boxes with serious grunt to be available as an option too, but my current choices are constrained by the skillsets available, and gearing up an entire IT department to cover a whole new technology at scale isn't cost effective when you already have other options.

      So anything that just needs several terabytes of RAM and a massive amount of CPU is most effectively deployed on the mainframe, with those resources reallocated to other workloads outside those narrow windows where that scale is required.

      Modern server rooms are all about flexibility, unless all of your software engineers are Google grade and redesigning the OS as they go.

    7. Re:well by Shawndeisi · · Score: 2

      And just in the last 4 months, we saw the bottom drop out of the oil market due to weak demand. That's a signal. Not that there's a massive oil-production conspiracy (I'm not saying there isn't) - but that demand is falling because the economy is failing.

      You understand, of course, that there is literally a massive oil-production conspiracy? It's called OPEC, and they have a history of manipulating the market. In this case, it seems that they're looking to make oil unprofitable for us until the small players have to go belly up.

      We're seeing it in the 9% drop in CS grad starting salaries.

      We're also seeing the industry start to mature as well as competitive pressure from abroad and through the H1B program. Programming is not as sexy as it was in 1998.

      We're seeing it in the mass layoff at IBM.

      You may have something here, but indirectly. IBM has been on a collision course with failure ever since they started chasing imaginary dividend numbers in order to appease shareholders. They've mortgaged their future in the name of short-term profit and the chickens are coming home to roost. The root cause, of course, would appear to be shareholders' intolerance for companies engaging in long term investment and actual research. They would appear to be happier to gut companies and distribute their value to insiders. This is the strategy that is dooming our competitiveness in the long term and killing our middle class.

    8. Re:well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you say isn't true. Legacy CICS code, the core business logic transactions that are fed in batch from MQ Series sources like web sites, aren't portable to anything. IBM has a captive audience and they know it. They'll milk mainframes for decades. Companies absolutely depend on mainframes in a way that they'll never get rid of them.

      Even if someone in charge said to get rid of the mainframe, the change-management process in a big company would take a decade or two to play out. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get big companies and government organizations to actually do anything? Not to mention a lot of stuff is outsourced now. Do you want your cut-rate outsourcers working on rewriting CICS transactions in Java? Anyhow, the 1990s had enough failed mainframe migrations to what was then known as "client-server" that we won't see that kind of thing again for a long time.

  52. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No. IBM is not asking for volunteers. They are cutting their under-performers. Employees usually know which of their coworkers are deadwood, and if done right, some pruning can lead to a morale boost. The big risk is if you don't cut deep enough and have to come back for another round.

    This certainly was false in my area during the last big round of layoffs. (No word yet on whether we'll be seeing layoffs this time round or not.) High performers were cut as well as low performers. You're right that we know who falls into which category -- and it is very obvious that they're not just cutting underperformers.

    In addition, whenever there are ill-conceived layoffs in process, there are always some employees that decide that they have had enough of taking on extra work while waiting for the axe to fall on themselves, and jump ship of their own accord. We've seen a couple of those already, and they tend to be high performers themselves -- since they're the ones who are confident of being able to find another job.

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  53. Not 110,000, not by 2/28 as Cringely predicts. by technomom · · Score: 1

    For what it's worth, Cringely is still the only guy actually saying 26% (around 110,000). Most are pinning this at maybe 8,000 or so, even with the employee shuffling and bad performance reviews. It is certainly not likely that all 26% will be gone by 2/28 as Cringely specifically stated. Still not great that IBM is laying off, but they always lay off this time of year. The only reason this story got legs was because Cringely made up a huge number to get clicks.

    1. Re:Not 110,000, not by 2/28 as Cringely predicts. by crackspackle · · Score: 1

      Cringely just might be IBM's shill. After all, 50,000 wont look so bad now and you gotta love that they picked the name Project Chrome. It must be Google's fault! And ten years from now people might remember it that way. Guilt by association. They already call it "Getting Chromed" there.

    2. Re:Not 110,000, not by 2/28 as Cringely predicts. by CurryCamel · · Score: 1

      Most articles?
      From the rat's nest of links in the summary, it seems the Cringley article is the only one out there.

      Great troll. Its just sad to see how many /.:ers bit.

    3. Re:Not 110,000, not by 2/28 as Cringely predicts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For what it's worth, Cringely is still the only guy actually saying 26% (around 110,000). Most are pinning this at maybe 8,000 or so, even with the employee shuffling and bad performance reviews. It is certainly not likely that all 26% will be gone by 2/28 as Cringely specifically stated.

      Still not great that IBM is laying off, but they always lay off this time of year. The only reason this story got legs was because Cringely made up a huge number to get clicks.

      I agree Clicks dig big numbers!

  54. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by technomom · · Score: 1

    er.....unions? Not here in the US. No IBM union.

  55. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by non0score · · Score: 2

    If IBM is so full of deadwood that they need to get rid of them, then that means there is probably deadwood everywhere. And if anything, there's one thing we know for certain: deadwood is very apt at keeping only deadwood around (read: nepotism, drinking buddies, you-are-one-of-us, etc).

  56. rival IBM? by ikhider · · Score: 1

    Is it perhaps a little too optimistic to suggest that dismissed employees found a competing company to rival their former employer? If all these layoff are just to appease shareholders, that means IBM is not doing their job. They are now in the finance game, not the science game. We already have finance companies and they contribute very little to the economy. Perhaps IBM needs to get back to what they were put there in the first place. If not, then it is time to found a company that does.

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    1. Re:rival IBM? by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's too optimistic.

      The people who are let go during mass layoffs aren't the visionary, brilliant and rich types. Those people can get another job easily, so there's no reason for them to stick around a soul sucking company they hate until they get laid off.

      To found a company you need capital. Unless one or more of the founders is rich, that means convincing others you have something worth investing in.

      How many of the people let go are going to work for free or cheap for a brand new startup?
      What are they going to work on?
      How is that product or service going to turn into a steady income stream?

      Does IBM have anything worth a startup trying to beat them on?

      A bunch of legacy applications that keep getting resold to new customers? There are none in a new startup.

      IBM mainframes? Is there a market for a new mainframe manufacturer? And what's the barrier to entry to design, manufacture and market a new mainframe? I suspect not, but then I don't believe that the market for new IBM mainframes consists of anything but legacy IBM mainframe customers.

      Project management? This is most of what IBM does. They get a contract to scope out a project that is never defined and therefore will never succeed or fail, but there's an amazing amount of billable hours in fluffing up the "no deliverables" that these projects could be shrunk to.

      Most companies who want a project management circle jerk are perfectly capable of hiring a bunch of contractors and giving them no direction. There's no need for a startup to perform some role to get into that cash bonfire. IBM gets these contracts because people play golf and drink with other people, or they throw one of these engagements in with every product. You don't have to purchase a product, IBM will be happy to bill you for trying to sell you stuff you don't want.

  57. Re:Not A Charity by technomom · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...and yet the CEO just got a big raise after profits and revenue turned down for the 11th consecutive quarter. Go figure.

  58. Check the dates by InvisiBill · · Score: 1

    1/22/2015 @ 9:00AM
    To fix its business problems and speed up its “transformation,” next week about 26 percent of IBM’s employees will be getting phone calls from their managers.

    Updated on Jan. 27 with comment from IBM after fifth paragraph and on Jan. 26 at bottom of post.

    1/26/2015 @ 5:42PM
    How IBM Is Likely To Spin This Week's Force Reduction

    Another source told me the plan was to give the people notice before January 28th so they would be off the books by the end of February - one month.

    So the original article is from two weeks ago, and the followup is from last week. Shouldn't all this have already happened by now? I realize that part of the story is that IBM is using certain labels and methods to keep things on the down low, but it seems like we should've heard something more concrete by now if IBM really is getting rid of a quarter of their employees.

    1. Re:Check the dates by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't all this have already happened by now?

      These things take months. Maybe a bit quicker in localities with no employee protection legislation, but generally, months. Sometimes years. They probably started planning this in June.

    2. Re:Check the dates by slimshady76 · · Score: 1

      It did. Last Wednesday we heard a lot of folks at USA got kicked off. Even my SDM got nervous about it. And down here we got some layoffs to sing along the main tune.

  59. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by ralphdaugherty · · Score: 2

    "hell even their server division!"

    just their x86 "commodity" server division. They still make IBM big boxes which I program on (and have a smaller one at home - an iseries 520).

  60. Re:So, hat solves the lack of qualified techs, rig by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

    While I am sure there are some good techs available because of this, IBM had a massive glut of crap people that you wouldn't want unless you were absolutely desperate, the last set of layoffs saw a heap of them turn up on our door looking for jobs and we turned away every single one of them as unqualified. Maybe they got rid of all the crap in the last round of layoffs, but somehow I doubt it.

  61. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by ralphdaugherty · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "They are cutting their under-performers"

    They are cutting top performers who are in their 50's and 60's and closing in on the longevity needed for certain insurance and pension benefits.

    And being top performers they are relatively well paid.

    Has nothing to do with under performance, although IBM instructed their management to give an underperformance review along with the termination date so they could cut the severance in half to 13 weeks or nothing when they put them on "performance improvement needed in 30 days" plan.

    Looks to me from the outside like they choose the least costly way based on management's take on need from each "resource" for transition help.

  62. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by andymadigan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That may be true, but they're being very underhanded in the way that they're conducting these layoffs. Apparently some employees took a deal in the past couple of years that protected them from layoffs, in return for early retirement after a few years of reduced hours. The only exception was if they got the lowest score on their evaluation. Suddenly competent employees are being found incompetent, so that they can be fired.

    That's one example. I don't work for IBM, never did, and after they pull this, they'll have trouble convincing anyone who has another option to work for them. They've screwed themselves for years, any agreement they make is clearly not worth the paper it's written on.

    I think IBM's management must know the company is in its death throes, they're just slowly shedding people to minimize chaos.

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  63. Re:So, hat solves the lack of qualified techs, rig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you obviously haven't dealt much with IBM in recent years. It is unlikely these layoffs altered the number of qualified techs on the market at all.

  64. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by ebusinessmedia1 · · Score: 0

    Yes, the same guy who is one of the most respected prognosticators and pundits of Silicon Valley - and technology in general.

  65. Do NOT ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    where they put the card readers.
    That's all.

  66. Relocation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not a layoff, they are just relocating jobs to India and China

  67. IBM does not comment on rumors... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    If you read the fine article, you see that IBM says they don't respond to rumors and then...

    Next paragraph...

    IBM responds to the rumors.

    Funny-- and indicative or their credibility.

    It sounds like it's going to be huge layoffs- almost certainly with a high degree of age discrimination, reduced service to clients who outsourced jobs to them.

    But I think IBM is dying-- can't adapt to the mobile world. So I can't entirely fault them.

    But from talking to ex employees- IBM has been gutting their talented staff for at least 15 years with stack ranking, offshoring jobs to lower cost/less talented offshore resources (there are talented resources offshore-- but they do cost about $35 to $40k, not $10 to $15k).

    Management continued to take high salaries.

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  68. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by sound+vision · · Score: 1

    That's because IBM hasn't made consumer products in 10 years, closer to 15. If you have bought anything from the multitude of businesses that still do rely on IBM products or services, you have indirectly supported IBM as well as benefited from their stuff.

  69. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Having worked for IBM as a contractor in the past - this.

    The way they treat contractors is crap: forced time off at very short notice (so they can hit the numbers they "need" to hit); forced rate reductions at contract renewal time (take it or leave it); maximum hours per week (but I'm on call, but I'm not allowed to take time off during business hours); ...

    Short version: if somebody were to offer me another contract at IBM, I would consider it. I would take it, if and only if the rate on offer was at "if they're fool enough to pay it, I'm fool enough to take it" levels. Somewhere around $5,000 an hour would probably be sufficiently enticing on a twelve month contract. It would be a similar story for a permanent full time position.

  70. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's because IBM hasn't made consumer products in 10 years, closer to 15. If you have bought anything from the multitude of businesses that still do rely on IBM products or services, you have indirectly supported IBM as well as benefited from their stuff.

    It's worse than that. I worked at a very large bank. We had absolutely no IBM equipment, software or services, although we were loaded up on Sun and Oracle.

  71. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Companies exist to produce profits, not to provide employment.

    Only theoretically. Unemployed people don't buy products. They stop buying expensive fripperies (think Rational) first. Then they cut back on essentials. Finally, they starve. Trickle-down wealth is an illusion, but flood-up poverty is real. They also don't pay taxes, meaning that essential government services have to be paid out of the pockets of those who still have assets to plunder. Unless they really want to be invaded by Costa Rica.

    If an employee is not providing net value, then it is better for the company, and the overall economy, for that employee to go somewhere else.

    The old Libertarian Disneyland fairy-tale. Sometimes there simply isn't "somewhere else". As in the Great Depression. Supply and Demand can become really warped when there's too much demand for the supply, the suppliers can choke off the supply with little or no pain, but the demanders cannot go elsewhere or wait them out.

    The standard party-line quackbacks for that, of course, are

    A) Find a job that's in demand. if times are bad enough, almost no jobs are in demand, or are at best only temporary at Depression-depressed wages.

    or

    B) start your own company. which requires a completely different set of talents. Otherwise people would do this more often.

  72. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by Sique · · Score: 1

    The company I work for is considering to outsource their service division to IBM...

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  73. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by serviscope_minor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Companies exist to produce profits

    Nope. Companies exist for the benefit of society. There is no natural limit of liability and there is no natural corporate personhood. These are all artifices of law because it is believed that it is to the benefit of the country with those laws that such things exist.

    That and only that is why companies exist.

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  74. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell that to a Senior Lotus Administrator who got fired two weeks after getting a PBC 1 evaluation... A guy who never made serious mistakes or got a bad look from his managers... Believe me, the order getting thrown at the trenches down here is "cut as much expenses as you can". Some first line managers have better ways to deal with this shit. Others simply look at their team's salaries and begin cutting like crazy...

  75. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by leonbev · · Score: 1

    The problem is that management doesn't always have a clue who's a top performer or who's not. Many IBM'ers rarely see their managers now, because they work from home.

    That means that lots of good employees get canned, and the lazy employees who took credit for their work keep their jobs.

  76. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... or anywhere else for that matter...

  77. Cringely was right. by Virtucon · · Score: 1

    He just took a bashing from IBM for reporting it, yet there it is. Robert, sadly you were right once again.

    Would somebody please go out and just fire this stupid retard Romettey who just took $10 mil for her great fucked up planning and leadership?

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    Harrison's Postulate - "For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism"
    1. Re:Cringely was right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He just took a bashing from IBM for reporting it, yet there it is. [cnn.com]

      You did notice that nothing in that article backed up Cringley's claims, right? We'll see what happens at the end of the month.

  78. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by Cederic · · Score: 2

    That's the biggest impact. Even if they do successfully cut the bottom 10% and none of the good people, the whole approach destroys corporate culture and drives negative behaviours - particularly from the people lacking the skills/confidence to get a job elsewhere.

    This will cause the great people to be rather more receptive to the approaches they'll already be receiving from competitors, and even if IBM don't ask any top performers to leave, they're going to lose many.

    The less effective they are at identifying those bottom 10%, the worse that'll become, so basically they're fucked.

    If you want to reduce your workforce, take out an entire division or department, make it clear that's what you're doing, and do your best to find new roles for the people you want to keep. The rest of the company will understand that far better, and be impacted by it far less.

  79. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by kesuki · · Score: 1

    "I know a company has to be profitable to keep people employed"

    woah hold on there as long as the company has buzzwords they can reel em in on wall street and run at losses for many many years before the aftermath comes along.

  80. Re: Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my experience neither other employees or management are very good at identifying talent versus deadwood or at least picking the people who need to be cut. I've seen a lot of layoffs over the years it's shocking how often a layoff keeps friends of management and cuts steady workers. Very rarely have I seen just the deadwood, if any, get cut. The other issue is sometimes what seems like deadwood just has a subtler way of adding value. One time a person I thought was deadwood turned out to be an expert in a couple tools where in 40 hours they could get more done then the rest of us could collectively do in 80. Getting rid of them essentially cost us two jobs. Two higher paying jobs at that. I really think most layoffs are executed entirely wrong and its a major failure of vision. Companies trim a little people from all over if a company is doing poorly how is fewer people going to help it do better. Companies need to cut out what's not working, make a real decision, and move on. Even the employees would understand it better. Product x was losing money or product x is responsible for all of our revenue decline we had to cut it. If you are going to be doing a general cut you're probably almost better doing it draft style, start calling out birthdays until you hit your number, then letting management pick, at least that way you'll hit a couple cronies.
    Last story, leaving companies and products out to protect the innocent. My current company has a bunch of products, they bought a software company that integrated, managed, and generated reports on a couple of them really well. After a year adoption was still a small percentage of total sales but growth was high, almost triple digits, and margin was 95+%, fastest growing highest margin product in the company. The way they did the integration was to stick a couple people for the software in each of the design teams so they could get info straight for the horses mouth and provide more feedback on simple things that could add more functionality to the software. A layoff came a year and a half ago, managers were told to pick dead wood, almost every one individually picked the people working on that piece of software because they didn't contribute to the managers core goal, which was the individual product. That product is now going end of sale this month. They hit almost the entire development team and have never recovered. The people who left lucked out though, most jumped to another company make a similar more agnostic product and are killing it right now.

  81. Re: Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The new thing seems to be cut one expensive, aged employee to keep two other "bodies". Managers don't "do work" thsts customer facing so they are more expendable.

  82. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is fucking GREAT news, I don't care what the corrupt unions care, the stock price is up $4 already!

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  84. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by Bigbutt · · Score: 2

    Last time I worked at IBM, there appeared to be no rhyme or reason as to why someone was picked to depart. It appeared to be a game of duck duck goose. I was sitting at my desk and someone I didn't recognize (not our manager) came in and told the guy across from me he was to be out by Wednesday. Much of our group was outsourced to India and I was given an opportunity to move from being a Unix admin to being a Web site programmer, a data center builder, or another Unix admin contract working on different systems. I spent my own money to take a relevant class and moved to the new contract. On the new contract, the admin who was our interface to the customer was let go with 3 days warning so we had to scramble to get the information she had on the customer.

    Since it seemed random to me and others, we started looking and moved on. If there's no apparent way of showing your value, that you are just a cog in a big machine, then why stay?

    [John]

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  85. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by Bigbutt · · Score: 2

    Yea, I had to take a 3 week furlough about 8 months after I started contracting for them. And it took 6 months before I could log in to the servers due to security checks.

    [John]

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    Shit better not happen!
  86. What point is there to IBM anymore? by WCMI92 · · Score: 1

    They sold the PC business.

    They sold the server business.

    Basically Lenovo+Lexmark is the IBM we knew after 1981 when the PC was introduced.

    What's left of IBM is little more than newer (and smaller) versions of their 1960's mainframe and minicomputers. And "services". Services for what? What do they sell anymore other than warmed over AS/400's?

    Basically IBM snuffed itself out.

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  87. Cringley was right on the money by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

    Robert X. Cringely has been predicting this for years and just wrote a recent article on the subject.

    1. Re:Cringley was right on the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Cringley was wrong when he claimed IBM was going to lay off 150K people back in 2007 -- and I'd wager he is wrong this time too.

      Captch: advert
      how fitting.

  88. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 2

    The question of "why they exist" changes depending on perspective. From the perspective of a company or perhaps it's owner, their primary motivation is profit, and without this, they simply can't exist. People typically start businesses so they can earn a living, not to improve society, despite what their PR departments say.

    From a societal or government's perspective, it's generally acknowledged that productive companies are also generally beneficial to society, as they produce goods, provide employment, and generate taxes. Thus, they are both protected and well-regulated by law.

    From all perspectives, it's really only charities that exist exclusively for the benefit of society, and thus are given special advantages that normal companies do not have.

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  89. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by FilmedInNoir · · Score: 1

    Our company bought their shitting dev stack. RAD, WID, WAS... Somebody is going on golfing vacations to Scotland and it's not me.

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  90. if I give %6 of my paycheck to a politician by raymorris · · Score: 1

    if I give %6 of my paycheck to a politician, that's the party I support (pretty strongly).

    1. Re:if I give %6 of my paycheck to a politician by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 1

      It is a business decision. If you get returns by an order of tens of your donation, I am sure you would donate 6% of your paycheck to a politician too.

  91. Future Non-Customers by VictorTango · · Score: 1

    That's 100k more people in the IT sector who won't purchase IBM products in the future. The US has a ton of ex-IBMers who feel screwed already. It's not like they magically disappear from the work force - most of them end up in better jobs and avoid IBM products. Not a reason to keep unnecessary employees, but that hasn't been the problem for years.

  92. No consulting jobs==layoff management consultants by raymorris · · Score: 2

    > you observe that IBM's problem is that their existing business is not generating new revenue. OK, but how does firing your employees help? It seems to me that by firing their work force, IBM is closing any doors for new revenue opportunities.

    The revenue from those units have been falling for quite some time, and there's no reason to think that trend will reverse. To pick a random example, one division of IBM is Global Services, which has two arms, one called IBM Global Business Services (GBS), which provides management consulting and other services. So they have a bunch of management consultants on staff. If customers aren't buying management consulting services from IBM*, they have to lay off the management consultants. If they keep people around getting paid, but not producing any revenue, they'll go out of business.

    That said, what they probably haven't done a good job of is moving staff that can be moved. For example, that consulting section probably has some accountants who could move to their cloud division. That may be a poor management decision to do layoffs by division rather than by job role. Maybe there's a reason people aren't asking IBM for management advice very much anymore. :)

    * I don't know how their consulting division has been doing long term, I just chose one part of the company at random to use as an example.

  93. Different responsibilities to each group by raymorris · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I understand what you're saying, and honestly they have legal (and other) responsibilities to each group. For example, the #1 legal responsibility they have to employees is to pay them. Shareholders don't have to get paid. The primary responsibility to shareholders is that executives may not enrich themselves at the expense of shareholders, such as by making a sweetheart deal with their brother to be a supplier, or just simply taking corporate (investor) money and spending it on themselves. (Salaries and benefits approved by the board are of course the exception, execs can and do get paid, obviously).

    There are thousands of pages of laws and regulations covering the company's responsibilities to it's customers. Just yesterday, I think it was, we had a story on Slashdot about the New York Attorney General going after some companies who didn't fulfill their responsibility of fair dealing with their customers.

    Outside of legally enforced responsibilities, there are others too. A company has a responsibility to treat employees with dignity and respect. A tech company which fails to treat employees with dignity and respect will lose their good employees and suffer by it. Several specific types of "treat employees with dignity and respect" are of course legal requirements too, such as sexual harassment and all the stuff the EEOC deals with. Companies that don't have sound policies in place in this regard find themselves on the wrong end of wrongful termination law suits and such as well.

    1. Re:Different responsibilities to each group by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

      You're still not getting it. Management only "needs" to answer to shareholders. Shareholders are effectively "the owners". Saying management has a legal responsibility to pay its employees is based on a contract between two parties. It doesn't mean either the employees or the customers have any (legal) "right" to tell management how they should operate the company or how to conduct its policies.

      The primary responsibility to shareholders is that executives may not enrich themselves at the expense of shareholders.

      That is not the responsibility of the shareholders; that is the shareholders' prerogative. A shareholder can only try to influence policy within a company, or divest themselves from the company. Should management get involved in criminal activity, that is not the "responsibility" of the shareholder to "prosecute" or "punish" management for it. Shareholders only receive financial loss from such corporate malfeasance.

      A company has a responsibility to treat employees with dignity and respect.

      No, they don't. Its not responsibility, its common sense only to the extent there is a clear understanding between management and employee of policy. What's "good business" is not the same thing as "responsibility". One can make the claim "Trying to hire H1-Bs over a native worker is not treating the native worker with dignity and respect", but that doesn't mean the company has a legal responsibility to hire the native worker over the H1-B.

      Another sad aspect of this is the Chick-Fil-A episode with its "attitudes" towards homosexuality. There is no legal requirement that Chick-Fil-A show "respect" to homosexuality towards its customers or employees. When some gay customers, employees, and neither tried to organize a boycott towards Chick-Fil-A, it had the negative result of rewarding Chick-Fil-A's behavior by its customer base, who apparently either semi-actively prefer Chick-Fil-A's behavior towards homosexuality or feel the homosexual community overstepped in imposing their prerogatives (lets call it "respect") upon the company.

      Communism or "American Liberal" sense of "decency" has no business in dictating to a company in a capitalist economy.

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    2. Re: Different responsibilities to each group by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So now you are blaming IBM for homosexuality?

  94. H1-B visa for Chinese nationals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now the big US companies bring in cheap Indian and Chinese workers

    Wait ... let me get this straight ... They are offering H1-B visas to CHINESE NATIONALS from China???

    1. Re:H1-B visa for Chinese nationals? by lucm · · Score: 1

      Yep.

      Of the H-1B petitions approved in FY 2012, 64 percent reported that the beneficiary was born in India. The second most prevalent country of birth of H-1B beneficiaries was the People’s Republic of China, representing 8 percent of all beneficiaries.

      http://www.uscis.gov/sites/def...

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  95. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by PPalmgren · · Score: 1

    I think IBM's management must know the company is in its death throes, they're just slowly shedding people to minimize chaos.

    I think you pretty much hit the nail on the head. Sometimes managing is about managing decline instead of managing product and people. IBM could ignore the signs and implode like a supermassive star on the cusp, or it could shed weight and slowly bleed off in a more safe way, and possibly find a niche in the process. Two companies, one who slowly died and one who resurrected themselves doing a similar downsizing approach, are AOL and Apple.

  96. Re: Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You keep forgetting these are multinational companies, run by profit hungry mogules, who would eat your liver for breakfast. They are not american, British, Canadian, Chinese or any other citizen of the world but lying cheating, polluting, waste the earth and all in or on it for a dollar christans.

  97. Company existence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Companies exist to provide products and services to the community. Typically, that involves employees. When we lose sight of this - as we obviously have - then Bad Things start to happen. Dividends become more important than providing products and services. Or share price. Or perks for top employees. Or numbers of employees. Or a hundred other metrics that confuse and lead astray those in charge - and clearly confuse the onlookers.

  98. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by Bonzoli · · Score: 1

    In layoffs like this, the bottom is cut, but the top leaves because of the lack of security for the next wave. The only way to compensate for this is to raise the wages of the top 20percent, which immediately puts them on the hit list for the next round.
    Either way the company can't get the experience and training they just lost back without incurring a huge expense. So its a tumble down the hill unless they find a way to make more products with a 300% profit margin to pay for the upper managements salaries, bonuses, and stock options.

    The new Power8 core prices and performance are amazing, but they have no marketing genius to make the sales. Wonder where that went.
    I do a lot of business with IBM.

    I made a case a few weeks ago that this constant hiring of foreign nationals that are "Easy to manage and cheap". Means you just hired a crap ton of half baked yessmen. In 10 years at the company when the American perspective is gone, all you have left is to promote these folks with "experience". You end up with yes men all through the development and engineering teams, all very pleasant people mind you. In the end, just like with the Commador Amiga management, you get mediocre, not quite good enough, and definitely not innovative next versions or high demand items.
    The idea that we will just hire experts in our speciality employee from somebody else, is just asinine, but after moving around quite a bit through this economy, I've discovered most managers either do not care or do not understand the core issues.

  99. Re: Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Starting a company, requires opportunity, an opening, and investment and that old stuff called money, a business will not survive without a product to be sold, without a buyer, who has money to spend, or a well off society. But guns and knives are available in all battles.

  100. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by swillden · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They are cutting top performers who are in their 50's and 60's and closing in on the longevity needed for certain insurance and pension benefits.

    IBM eliminated their pension plans 20 years ago. Older employees may be more expensive because they've gotten lots of raises throughout their careers, but pensions aren't an issue; IBM's retirement plans are all 401K-based now. IBM actually did what you describe about 10 years ago. The used it to get rid of the people who had been grandfathered into the old pension plan. My former manager got nailed by that as did several other middle managers and execs I knew. I was in the transitional group. They dumped our pensions and instead gave us a one-time payout into a 401K (I got like $80K), plus set up a reasonably-generous 401K matching program, which they later made less generous (though still not bad, honestly).

    I suppose older workers may use medical insurance more heavily (like most big companies, IBM is self-insured), but I'd think by their 60's that's actually declining since their kids are no longer on the insurance.

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  101. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Companies exist for the benefit of society

    Nice little fantasy world you live in there.

  102. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

    You do know that layoffs lead to your most experienced productive staff leaving, because it's easy for them to get employment elsewhere right?

    Why yes. That's why IBM can do this, I'd be surprised if they had any "experienced productive" staff left.

    Actually, I got great support from the iSeries guys about a dozen years ago when I was working on them for an employer, but I'm sure that's changed since then. And, also, since then, I haven't seen IBM gear on another job.

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  103. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 2

    If corporations want to be people, then corporations are sociopaths.

    Corporations take from the environment - did IBM pay for the roads that lead to their businesses? How much of their gear is connected to the Internet, which is a US government/government sponsored university invention. But we're always told "corporations need to take take take only never give".

    That is one kind of capitalism, not the only kind. The Japanese practice stakeholder capitalism, which means you think about everyone involved. You might say "hey look at their economy", but they shot themselves in the foot with bad fiscal policy and they have horrible demographics. Stakeholder capitalism is not doing them in.

  104. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    If done right....are the operative words. The problem is that it rarely is, at least in my experience. Sad to say but it often comes down to who is buddies with the boss and has little to do with under performance.

    Once upon a time, way back in the day, I used to work for a consulting company that shall remain nameless. For two straight years I was a top performer (or so I was told). I brought in a lot of revenue for them. The project I was on ended - through no fault of mine - and I find myself "on the bench" i.e. between projects and not bringing in any revenue. Three weeks later, me and a lot of other people get laid off. Were we under performers? Hardly. But we were not bringing in any revenue right at that moment. So we were deemed expendable.

    And that's the problem. Management does not have time to evaluate thousands of employees so they take the quick way out. Little or no thought is given to the long term. This isn't necessarily your bosses fault. Your bosses boss is leaning on him to make a decision and he doesn't have much to work with.

  105. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by guru42101 · · Score: 1

    IBM would be a lot better off if their quality of work was significantly better. We (a major US manufacturer) have IBM contractors helping us out with an Oracle eBusiness roll-out. The knowledge level of the contractors they send is well below what was promised. I work in middleware/integration and often find that I need to pull up the eBusiness API documentation because they have no knowledge of how to send standard data to the system (e.g. Shipments, Receipts, Inventory Transactions, Orders...). We've been slowly trimming down the number of contractors because it's faster for us to do it ourselves instead of fixing their mistakes. We'll do it right in 9 months versus having them do it wrong in 6 months and we spend another 6-12 months getting it to work properly. I'm sure it would help if we had better requirements (500 line estimate for max shipment notice size turned into actually being 80,000, 20,000 transactions / month from warehouse servers turned into 17 million, and tons of missing specs for required fields), but they wrote the specs.

  106. heh heh trollmod by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

    I've sat in the park in Clearlake, CA and watched the meth deals going in and out of the bathroom, don't give me no trollmods.

    My pop had his place nominally cleared out by meth-heads more than once, too.

    Meth... it's a hell of a WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT FOR

    etc.

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    1. Re: heh heh trollmod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not blaming meth on IBM, are you?

  107. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by strong_epoxy · · Score: 1

    Nope. Without profits they don't exists.

    You're thinking of state owned enterprises. They can do anything they want, including benefitting society (though not usually) and taxpayers are obliged to keep them afloat.

  108. Owed a job? by phorm · · Score: 2

    Nobody *owes* you a job, but if you read into what's happening, in some ways IBM did owe certain employees protection against downsizing just prior to retirement. So apparently what they did is deliberately give good employees bad (false) performance reviews, in order to make them fireable.

    So there's a difference between "owed a job" and "negotiated in good faith and then shafted by lying bastards"

  109. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by JoeDuncan · · Score: 2

    Companies exist to produce profits

    That's idiotic. Companies most certainly DO NOT exist "to produce profits".

    Companies exist to make products or provide services. Profits are a side-effect that act as an incentive for people to form companies to provide products or services. The raison d'etre of a company is to PRODUCE something - the profits from efficient overproduction are just encouragement for those with the means to produce something of value to the rest of us.

    The fact that there are people like you who have lost sight of the real reason why companies exist - to provide products or services - and think they exist solely to line the pockets of the rich - is the major travesty of modern capitalism. It's the rot at the core.

  110. Old news, and very likely wrong by thorin73 · · Score: 1

    This was in Forbes on 22.1., and dismissed by IBM on 26.1. (http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/01/26/us-ibm-restructuring-forbes-idUSKBN0KZ1WF20150126) quite convincingly: "IBM does not comment on rumors, even ridiculous or baseless ones," the company said in the email. "If anyone had checked information readily available from our public earnings statements, or had simply asked us, they would know that IBM has already announced the company has just taken a $600 million charge for workforce rebalancing. This equates to several thousand people, a small fraction of what's been reported." Not sure why Slashdot is picking up on this several days later... Is there any new indication that the 100k number is correct at all?

  111. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

    Well, they assemble them. They paid GlobalFoundries $1.5B to take away their chip division last year. The same chip division that advanced the state of the art in semiconductor design to help get the industry to where it is today.

    Really though, what "business machines" does IBM make anymore? pSeries? zOS / System390? AS/400? What's the volume on those?

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  112. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a former IBM-er, they also fire employees and hire contractors. Ironically, I ended up having that happen and wound up back in the same building, making 1.5 times the pay.

    The reason why they do this is that they can do a mass jettison of people without having to report it.

    Living in Austin, which used to be one of the biggest IBM areas, there are many, many stories of the greatness of Big Blue, and how far they have fallen.

    What made IBM great in the past is that they were a one stop shop. It was expensive, but you could get your hardware, OS, database, applications, printers, cash registers, terminals, scanners, and any of the other core equipment from one place. Something break, a CE would be on site to fix it, no troubleshooting over the phone needed. Again, this wasn't cheap, but it was reliable and one didn't have the headaches of dealing with multiple vendors [1].

    The IBM of present has two things going for it. The Zurich research lab and others, which are actually innovating. Second, IBM's mainframe technology... computers that actually are built from the ground up to be fail-resistant like nothing else out there. zSeries boxes also have kept with the times. One mainframe that takes a rack, one DS8000, and a decent tape silo would be able to handle as much web traffic as many isles of 1U x86 machines, just because the mainframe has so much I/O capacity available to it.

    However, other than those two things, IBM's move to trying to beat out Tata and Infosys at their own game is just perplexing. IBM shouldn't just try to be a "consulting company", as they are not going to win... Tata can bring out divisions of people on the MCSE/CCIE/CISSP level who will work for $15,000 a year, and IBM just cannot beat that, no way, no how.

    As someone who has worked at IBM, the company needs to reinvent itself, similar to how they managed to do so after John Akers:

    1: Consulting is useful, but blow for blow, it is going to be a loss against others that can bring to bear thousands at dirt cheap prices with top tier certificates. Keep consulting, but it isn't a primary focus.

    2: License or make one's own technology and make it good. Take the company, PureStorage. they are on pure SSD, so the concept of a "disk" is not part of their product, other than modules used to write in parallel for data protection. Make something a generation ahead of the other guys, price it not too insanely, and sell that. For example, make a SAN that doesn't give a care if it is being used as a tier 1 device or a tier 2. Think WAFL or OneFS, except with always-on deduplication done similar to PureStorage (where data is written to SSD and deduplicated on the fly, then another process does an offline dedup pass to further save space, while keeping redundancy in case of bitrot, drive or controller faults. The trick is to have a product more expensive, but does more than the competition. For connections, have the interfaces work with FC, FCoE, iSCSI, CIFS, NFS, WebDAV, and other protocols at the same time. FC might need a SFP change-out, but that isn't anything impossible. The trick is to replace the competition's stuff with a product that does more in less rack space. For example the HP Moonshot that can fit 45 Xeon E3 blades in a 5U form factor. That is something which will replace the average 10U, 16 blade rack with ease. This is what IBM needs to do. Innovate and mutilate.

    3: Start negotiating with other providers. Get with Microsoft and make AIX into an OS which can handle Active Directory natively. If the enterprise could run Exchange and other items on UNIX, especially AIX [2], they would beat a path to the door.

    4: Find markets for the cool stuff. Make a consumer company and make a TSM appliance with a deduplication backend similar to an Apple TimeCapsule that functions as a server initiated backup appliance, a switch, a NAS, a wireless AP, and a firewall. With ransomware only becoming more sophisticated [3], having a backup server initate backups where malw

  113. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, the first people to get 3s years ago were the team players; If you put your team ahead of making yourself look really really good compared to everyone else, you won't get above a 3.

    1s became so rarified they became political.

    2s became the new 1s and politics crept into the process, so the 2+ category had to be created (basically a 2.5).

    Let us not forget that sizing projects is being broken; GBS folks can't CLAIM much over 40 hours weekly despite working 60 to 80 hours, and, when the next support contract is written, during the sizing, they use garbage data. GIGO.

    And also, most bean-counters often mistake brownian motion for progress.

  114. Other companies are asking... by allquixotic · · Score: 2

    If you work at a large tech or services company, rest assured that your top execs are scrambling right now to figure out how to emulate IBM's exploitation of the loophole that lets them lay off employees with the performance management system without technically laying them off.

    This is bad news for all US salaried job holders, but especially those in large enterprises with a lot of low-profit business. Even if the job you work is profitable in essence, these companies would gladly dump you in exchange for an H1-B or just replace you with higher-margin work. Even profitable, high-performance employees are on the chopping block nowadays in the quest for ever-increasing profits.

  115. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by blue9steel · · Score: 1

    That's idiotic. Companies most certainly DO NOT exist "to produce profits".

    Companies exist to make products or provide services. Profits are a side-effect that act as an incentive for people to form companies to provide products or services. The raison d'etre of a company is to PRODUCE something - the profits from efficient overproduction are just encouragement for those with the means to produce something of value to the rest of us.

    That's silly, most investors would be perfectly happy with a company that made absolutely no products and provided no services as long as it was making an adequate return. Yes, as a society the reason we allow such activity is that it's generally beneficial to the rest of us but that's the side effect not the profits.

  116. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by ralphdaugherty · · Score: 1

    thanks for the info. I am going by what I read on Alliance and don't remember the initials involved, I'm sure you know what they are, but several people commented they were approaching being eligible for some type of pension benefit, maybe a longevity clause on the 401K concerning matching or some other additional funds that IBM would be liable for, or stated they were approaching FHA(sp?) insurance eligibility. Both sounded like what I wrote in my post. Maybe you can explain a little of it. I'm mainly interested as affects the Systems group for IBM I on Power ongoing operations, although the bigger story is kicking these long time IBMers to the curb.

  117. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by ralphdaugherty · · Score: 1

    Not large, which is sad given how good the IBM I is. Plus the sales that are made are considerable and practically all ROI installing their OS on a standardized Power hardware.

    So while it makes no sense to me they would abandon this lucrative market (should be lucrative) I am keenly interested in what is happening.

  118. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by cusco · · Score: 1

    Many of the competent people bailed out of IBM already because of abuse from the Upper Echelons, and most of the rest have been promoted into management (sometimes against their wishes) by the Pointy Haired Bosses. What they have left in the trenches are the Wallys and Dilberts, the folks who are so incompetent or dispirited that they can't get jobs anywhere else. It's too bad, IBM used to be a great (if expensive) company to work with.

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  119. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by cusco · · Score: 1

    Most likely it will be the highest paid non-executives that get cut, at least that's what I've seen.

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  120. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by Streetlight · · Score: 1

    They didn't need to do this to stay profitable.

    Companies exist to produce profits, not to provide employment. If an employee is not providing net value, then it is better for the company, and the overall economy, for that employee to go somewhere else. In the long run, it is better for the employee as well.

    Many employees are cost centers rather than profit centers. IT costs money. However, IT keeps the wheels turning and hopefully allows profit centers to be more efficient so as to increase profit per employee. By your reasoning, getting rid of IT would be a good thing, that is, until some outage prevented profit center employees from using their information infrastructure to do work and make money.

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  121. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The company I work for is considering to outsource their service division to IBM...

    "You got a wallet? We got a Hoover!" -- IBM.

  122. New opportunities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're looking for new opportunities, look at http://salarytalk.org for researching companies and their payscales. This data is from the US department of labor so it's highly likely to be accurate.

  123. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're being outsourced to IBM right now. I guess they're keeping their call-center employees.

  124. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In addition, whenever there are ill-conceived layoffs in process, there are always some employees that decide that they have had enough of taking on extra work while waiting for the axe to fall on themselves, and jump ship of their own accord.

    I have personal experience with this.

    I had 11 years with IBM, and left 2 years ago. I had several good years being rated as a good performer ("2", which later was called "2+", and had a "1" year near the end, too). Never had a bad performing year (a "3"). I enjoyed my job and felt strongly about sticking with IBM. I was young and idealistic, and tended to take-on very heavy workloads. An average work week for me would be over 50 hours. (I shouldn't have worked that much, but it did produce results which were appreciated, at least for the first 10 years of my career.)

    But things rapidly changed. As mentioned in other comments, I witnessed layoffs that seemed indiscriminate to a victim's performance level (but it did seem as though the retirement-within-5-years and within-10-years workers were more likely to be let go). And my own performance ratings went from "keep up your work, you're valuable" to "we have difficulty defining what you do for us" over a 6 month period. I felt like the performance system was being leveraged to force-out certain people.

    I was fortunate that I decided to leave, found a job, and started that new job within 3 weeks. (I decided "I don't like my situation" and then had a successful job interview within a 48 hour period. Many of my peers were not so fortunate.) I have no regrets for having worked for IBM for 11 years, but the deterioration of my work situation wounded me personally, and so I have no regrets about leaving.

    My heart goes out to those affected by the layoffs. It sucks. Good luck to you all.

  125. fun fact: they're laying off the MBAs by raymorris · · Score: 1

    One division of IBM is Global Services, which has two arms, one called IBM Global Business Services (GBS), which provides management consulting and other services. So they have a bunch of management consultants on staff. If customers aren't buying management consulting services from IBM, they have to lay off the management consultants (MBAs). If they keep people around getting paid, but not producing any revenue, they'll go out of business.

    Would YOU pay IBM to advise you on how to run your business? No will anyone else, so they have no work for all those MBAs they hired to provide consultations to customers.

  126. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by jacobsm · · Score: 1

    That's idiotic. Companies most certainly DO NOT exist "to produce profits".

    Companies exist to make products or provide services. Profits are a side-effect that act as an incentive for people to form companies to provide products or services. The raison d'etre of a company is to PRODUCE something - the profits from efficient overproduction are just encouragement for those with the means to produce something of value to the rest of us.

    That's silly, most investors would be perfectly happy with a company that made absolutely no products and provided no services as long as it was making an adequate return. Yes, as a society the reason we allow such activity is that it's generally beneficial to the rest of us but that's the side effect not the profits.

    Can I have the secret for a company that doesn't provide any services, nor make anything to sell and still have a profit?

  127. Well now I know by Sollitaire · · Score: 1

    ...why the headhunters are calling.

  128. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

    That's the way a company whose leadership is taking down the drain looks at it.

    The leadership of a profitable company that is looking to improve themselves (and their shareholders' long term interests) looks at it like this.

    We have positive cash flow and profits, but we have more people than we need to do our present work. That means we can deploy some of our people to TAKE ON NEW WORK and grow our sales and profits.

  129. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

    IBM denies the rumors of massive layoffs. So this could be speculation from people trying to manipulate the stock. Or it could turn out to be true, but it's not official until it happens or they announce that it's going to happen.

  130. Re: Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hope u not referring to advertising company which is happening come March 1st

  131. Re: Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same here hope you are not referring to an advertising giant they are already internally cutting staff before transitioning to IBM

  132. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > This isn't the first time that IBM has done mass layoffs and it won't be the last

    --That doesn't really matter. If you have to layoff A HUNDRED THOUSAND PEOPLE, your company has failed spectacularly. The market does not have enough resiliency to try and re-employ that many people at once, which means the majority of them are probably going to be on Unemployment for 6 months+.

    --A lot of them should probably be looking to move to other states - or even to other countries - to get work again. Which is OK if your hiring company has a relocation package, but those have been getting scarcer in the last 5-10 years or so.

    --The sheer number of people this will affect from the ripples is hard to wrap your mind around. Most of them will be going on short-rations, super-crunch survival mode and not buying items they would have normally purchased, such as TVs, cars, luxury items, etc. Bad times all around.

    Wolfrider

  133. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

    Nope nope.

    Corporations exist only at the pleasure of the society: they require laws to exist. Without which they would not exist. There are also corporation types which do not turn a profit. the only thing in common is the incorporation.

    As for benefit: it is assumed that allowing people to pursue profit reasonably safely is of benefit to the society, since it creates wealth etc etc. Thus, it is believed that the existence of companies is itself of benefit ot the society.

    That is why they exist.

    --
    SJW n. One who posts facts.
  134. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by blue9steel · · Score: 1

    Sure, an easy example is High Frequency Trading. There are no customers only investors.

  135. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

    "Companies exist to produce profits, not to provide employment"

    Companies which focus on the short term figures at the expense of long term ones end up going under.

    HP is in the final stages of paying that price. At some point it's going to end up as a brand name of an up-and-coming conglomerate and that will be the end of them.

  136. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

    "They are cutting their under-performers."

    Underperformers is a relative term.

    I have had employees that others resented because they didn't seem to do much, but when they did finally move, the results were impressive - and often not particularly visible to fellow employees for some time afterwards.

  137. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

    "most investors would be perfectly happy with a company that made absolutely no products and provided no services as long as it was making an adequate return."

    Such companies exist. They're called Ponzi schemes.

  138. Ramen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keep your prayers, preacher man. I've already been touched by His noodly appendage.

  139. Stop making baseless claims! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because you can't find data supporting more than 5000 layoffs, doesn't mean 100k won't lose their livelihoods!

    PLEASE, stop asserting that there will be substantially less than 100,00 layoffs! ~

  140. They need to stop then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well maybe, just maybe, women should learn to control themselves and stop raping their potential customers. Sounds like she deserved to get fired.

  141. Very 1% of you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You, and those who think like you, are part of the problem, not the solution.

    You know nothing, Shanghai Bill.

  142. It's rebalancing, not layoffs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sound like one of the arse kissers who make gaga comments about every executive video before its even published.

  143. Impose Tax On IBM Revenues, Not Profits; by NewYork · · Score: 1

    We Have Petitioned President Obama To Impose Tax On IBM Revenues, Not Profits;
    https://petitions.whitehouse.g...

  144. Globalization is Zero-sum by NewYork · · Score: 1

    Unlike Capitalism, Globalization is Zero-sum WITHOUT http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basic_income

  145. IBM still sucking by ferro+lad · · Score: 1

    I'm an ex-Resource Action employee of IBM, though I got taken off the list through Herculean effort 5 years ago. Only 2 out of the 10,000 targeted for that RA got taken off, me and a guy up in the Northeast who should never have been on the list. I dumped all my IBM stock at $212, laughing all the way to the bank. Why anyone would work for this miserable excuse for a company is beyond me. There are still a few people there that are good, though most got the axe years ago. All IBM represents anymore is an overpriced vendor that has overpaid consultants flogging less than useful software and tools, IMHO. It's just a shame that a great company was destroyed by executive greed and board malfeasance. Time for anyone good to dump these morons and get on with their lives.

  146. Re:Tsk. And they wonder where employee loyalty wen by ramcw · · Score: 1

    Disagree. The corporate structure is required in a society to create a platform to conduct business. Business is necessary for the socity to function. Companies provide the businesses that is needed in society. However, when companies cannot sustain themselves in the business environment they will fail, and cause significant pain to the society. At least, in our capitalistic world (non-socialist) the Companies are not here just for the benefit of the employees. The existance of well functioning, profitable companies benefits society. The people that are employed by companies can benefit themselves through employment, the company and the society. And the converse is true too. The company needs to survive so it can continue to be sustainable, and then it will benefit to society. Being profitable and having the potential to grow and compete in an everchanging market is the hallmark of a good company.

  147. More Numbers to Consider by TeklaPerry · · Score: 1

    Got input from IBM, talked to Cringely, heard from lots of folks in the trenches--and came up with a few more numbers to consider, like 10,000 (Number IBM is now suggesting is accurate), 50,000 (number laid off second half of 2014 in India), 20,800 (26 percent of U.S. workforce, which some say is target) and others. See http://spectrum.ieee.org/view-...