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  1. Re:While we're at it on The Man Who Invented the 26th Dimension · · Score: 1

    Well the math doesn't seem to care how many dimensions you have. If you need another dimension, just add another one!

  2. Re:Depends on your Job Duties on Ask Slashdot: Good Technology Conferences To Attend? · · Score: 1

    Looking for a job where I can get away with expensing this.

  3. If only we had some stem cells, we might have saved him!

  4. So... on Hotel Charges Guests $500 For Bad Online Reviews · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you've never stayed there, you can post a bad review for free? Because I have a special review I've been saving for years for just such an occasion!

  5. No, Lieutenant... on Ask Slashdot: Is Running Mission-Critical Servers Without a Firewall Common? · · Score: 1

    Your servers are already pwned.

  6. I'm glad the men in charge of ending the world have such unflinching ethical standards.

  7. Re:Lost the "tech" in tech support on Comcast Confessions · · Score: 1

    Just use the Google public DNS. Also, Windows 7 can have intermittent DNS issues like that when waking up from hibernation. It can ping fine by IP, just not domain name. So if the problem keeps happening after you switch to Google, that's probably why. From poking around on the Internet, Microsoft's answer to that seems to be "Try another network card." Mine is, "The problem doesn't happen with Linux."

  8. Re:Like So Many of Humanity's Woes on Gaza's Only Power Plant Knocked Offline · · Score: 1

    I hadn't thought of it in those terms, but... yeah. Until the people who want to live their lives without having to worry about exploding on a daily basis stand up and fuck some assholes, the situation is going to remain the same in that area of the world.

  9. Like So Many of Humanity's Woes on Gaza's Only Power Plant Knocked Offline · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This one seems to be caused by a tiny percentage of assholes on both sides. Peace will never be in the assholes' best interest as it will reduce the amount of control the assholes have over their populations. Dozens of times during my lifetime peace has been within reach, only to be shattered by some asshole on one side or the other. Until such time as leaders arise on both sides who are interested and committed to a peaceful solution, this situation will not change.

  10. Re:All software is full of bugs on Popular Android Apps Full of Bugs: Researchers Blame Recycling of Code · · Score: 4, Funny

    My programming skills are debatable but I tested in the top 10th percentile for dick-punching. Here... let me show you...

  11. Re:All software is full of bugs on Popular Android Apps Full of Bugs: Researchers Blame Recycling of Code · · Score: 5, Funny
    But we don't do that. We never do that. As developers, we hide our head in the sand until we absolutely can no longer ignore then problem, and then we say "Whoops! My bad!" As consumers we assume that professionally published software should be reasonably free of bugs or exploitable code. And people start being held accountable by law for their shitty software, the status quo will never change.

    I was demonstrating to a shitty software developer the other day how all his input sanitizing routines were in the javascript front end to his web application and anyone bypassing the javascript could essentially have their way with the back-end database, and he told me "Oh you're making a back-end API call, no one will ever do that!" No one except the guy who's hacking your fucking system, jackass. People like that make me want to sign on as Linus' personal dick-puncher. Whenever someone writes some shitty software that pisses Linus off, I will find that person and I will PUNCH THEM IN THE DICK. Because I swear to god, that's what it's going to take. Congress is going to have to WRITE A LAW allowing me to HUNT PEOPLE DOWN and PUNCH THEM IN THE DICK over the SHITTY SOFTWARE they write. And when that day comes, with God as my witness, I will PITCH A TENT outside MICROSOFT HEADQUARTERS, and that will be the LAST TENT EVER PITCHED at MICROSOFT HEADQUARTERS!

  12. Re:Advertised on YouTube? on Nasty Business: How To Drain Competitors' Google AdWords Budgets · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you run adblock, you won't anyway.

  13. Re:Could be a different route involved for the VPN on Enraged Verizon FiOS Customer Seemingly Demonstrates Netflix Throttling · · Score: 1

    Wow alternet, there's a name I haven't heard in a while. Maybe they just never upgraded their T1 line.

  14. Is There A Lot More Activity on Soccer Superstar Plays With Very Low Brain Activity · · Score: 1

    Is there a lot more activity somewhere else in his nervous system? Perhaps we distribute the processing load as we learn the moves. IIRC I've read a couple of papers that suggest that more processing than we realize takes place in our retinas when we do object recognition. I'd guess if you measured the brain activity of someone who's been driving for a couple of decades while they're driving, you'll find a lot less brain activity than someone who's just started. Maybe that's why the newbie has so much trouble with it -- it's an activity that requires a lot of reflexive movement and the newbie hasn't learned those yet. I've noticed that when I get in a car where the controls are a bit different, my eyes don't know where to go to gather the information that I need right now and I actually have to think about it. Could be a symptom of that...

  15. Re:That Would Assume on Finding Life In Space By Looking For Extraterrestrial Pollution · · Score: 1
    Yeah, fine, I'll get the smallpox blankets ready...

    What, too soon?

  16. That Would Assume on Finding Life In Space By Looking For Extraterrestrial Pollution · · Score: 1

    Aliens don't know better than to shit where they eat. We could be the only species in the galaxy that's so stupid.

  17. Re: String theory is not science on Can the Multiverse Be Tested Scientifically? · · Score: 1
    Pythagoras, is that you?!

    A lot of those early mathematicians were a bit on the crazy side, having come to that realization and not having any of the framework for coping with the idea.

  18. Re:complex application example on Linux Needs Resource Management For Complex Workloads · · Score: 1
    Could you put multiple network cards on your scheduler machine, put the workers on different subnets and randomly dole out the jobs between those subnets? Seems like you'd be less likely to drop UDP packets that way, I'm pretty sure I ran across a utility (lsipc or something) that would list IPC resources, including shared memory. I seem to recall that the segments also show up in /proc somewhere. It's been a while since I've looked at it.

    Not being able to ack important message packets seems like a design flaw.

    Even though we have a LOT more hardware now than we did back in the day, you still can't BFI your way through a lot of the big data applications that companies are starting to try to get into. In the past, the company would just throw more hardware at a poorly designed application and that would "solve" the problem. I once saw a team throw 48 gigabytes of RAM at a leaky Java program, and schedule weekly restarts for the goddamn thing. But it's a lot easier to hit hard walls with big data, to the point where you absolutely can't throw more hardware at the problem.

  19. Re:Not fungible on US Senator Blasts Microsoft's H-1B Push As It Lays 18,000 Off Workers · · Score: 1

    Pretty much every manager I've ever had thought they are. All the big companies just see you as a "resource". They don't know a thing about your actual skills. They're just buzzwords to those people.

  20. Re:Your Results Will Vary on Math, Programming, and Language Learning · · Score: 2

    I took nothing past Calculus either and up until two or three years ago never even used trigonometry in my professional programming. The last few years I've been writing satellite simulations, which has forced me to knock the rust off some of my old math skills. Most programmers can get away with very little math a lot of the time. A lot of very interesting programming involves a fair bit of math. That programming is generally being done by some guy with a Ph.D. in another field, and he's usually doing it in Fortran.

  21. Whoo Hoo! on Australia Repeals Carbon Tax · · Score: 4, Funny

    Time to put a big pot of carbon on the barbie!

  22. I Had Something Snarky For This on Microsoft CEO To Slash 18,000 Jobs, 12,500 From Nokia To Go · · Score: 1

    Oh, yes, that was it. "Now is a great time to unionize your labor!"

  23. Yay! on Pseudonyms Now Allowed On Google+ · · Score: 1

    There was much rejoicing among the Google+ users! All 6 of them!

  24. Re:No real surprise on People Who Claim To Worry About Climate Change Don't Cut Energy Use · · Score: 0
  25. Promises... on Coming Soon(ish) From LG: Transparent, Rollup Display · · Score: 1

    Scuttlebutt's there's a transparent roll-up display coming soon since, what? Around 2004? Maybe even a bit earlier. OLEDs were supposed to deliver them back in the day. And yet here we are 10 years later, still no transparent roll-up display. Doesn't seem like this should be as hard as a flying car, and yet they both share the same status. I'm sure this one will be different though...