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  1. Re:FTTH! on 1Gbps Fiber Optic Network For Rural Britain · · Score: 1

    (cleaning whiskers nonchalantly) Well, I was already here three lives ago, dude.

  2. FTTH! on 1Gbps Fiber Optic Network For Rural Britain · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ftth! Ftth! Ftth! Ftth! FTTH!

    Damn hairball.

  3. Re:C#/Mono similar? on Red Hat Uncloaks 'Java Killer': the Ceylon Project · · Score: 1

    ...cle.

  4. Re:Whilst? 1750 called, they want their word back. on Just In: Yellowstone Is Big(ger) · · Score: 1

    Whence the vitriol? Whither your goal? Nitpicking natter is worth but a lump of coal.

  5. Re:is the DHS on top of this? on Just In: Yellowstone Is Big(ger) · · Score: 1

    ...or Rod Blagojevich's hair, that should plug it nicely.

  6. Re:Several months ago... on Scientists Aim To Improve Photosynthesis · · Score: 1

    Je préfère Camembert.

  7. Re:Nah on Merck's Drug Propecia Linked To Sexual Dysfunction · · Score: 1

    baldness might very well be an indicator of virility

    It is, and this has been proven since the 1970's! Men with less tetesterone usually keep a full head of hair - but they are often more "womanly". A great book on the subject is Why Men Don't Listen and Women Can't Read Maps. Sounds sexist, but it's very fact-based - women and men don't think alike, and this book explains even teh gay. It all comes down to how much of the 'correct' hormone your particular chomosome pair receives...

  8. Re:THe Osborne had street cred on Osborne 1 vs. IPad 2 · · Score: 1

    Like when I carry around Apple's first "portable" computer ; )

  9. Re:Old stuff improves. on Osborne 1 vs. IPad 2 · · Score: 1

    My favourite colour is black - so I should be driving a model T? Imagine flying down the highway at 22km/h...

  10. Re:Shocked. Simply SHOCKED. on Accidental Find May Lead To a Cure For Baldness · · Score: 3, Informative

    How and when you lose your hair is determined before birth (through a fetus' genes and the 'correctness' of homone programming during development (xx chromosomes should get estrogen, xy should get tetesterone). Every hair on your body will grow/fall an x number of times. Men with more tetesterone lose their hair sooner, and men with less keep a full head of hair until later in life, if they lose it at all. This has been scientific fact since the 1970's - I really don't understand why this is not common knowledge yet (perhaps so people will continue falling for those bullsh*t "hair recovery" commercials).

    So when a man goes bald, the hair follicle is still there, it's just not producing hair anymore. According to TFA, researchers have managed to chemically 'trick' the follicle into producing hair again - but this will last only as long as the chemical is present; in its absence, the body will go back to its 'normal' pre-programmed (bald) state. In other words, if you stop taking the drug, you lose your hair.

    This sounds like $$$ to me.

  11. Re:Won't someone think of the money, er animals! on Accidental Find May Lead To a Cure For Baldness · · Score: 2

    Hey, Baby, come over to my corner of the cage tonight and we'll split some cheese.

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeew! Oh, wait, I read "cut" instead of "split".

  12. Re:obvious? on RIAA/MPAA: the Greatest Threat To Tech Innovation · · Score: 1

    Ah, but I made that program for them in php. Here's the full code:

    if ($media == "Gramaphone") {$hysteria = "Threat to Live Performances!";}
    elseif ($media == "Radio") {$hysteria = "Threat to the Gramaphone industry!";}
    elseif ($media == "Blank Cassettes") {$hysteria = "Threat to the Record (gramaphone) industry!";}
    elseif ($media == "Burnable CD's") {$hysteria = "Threat to the Record (and Cassette) industry!";}
    elseif ($media == ("Mp3's" + "web")) {$hysteria = "We're all gonna die!";}
    elseif ($media == "unknown" || $media == '') {$hysteria == "Oh, Nooooooooooo!"'}

    $i = 0;
    while ($i < 100000) {
      echo $hysteria . "<br />";
      $i++;
    }

  13. Re:obvious? on RIAA/MPAA: the Greatest Threat To Tech Innovation · · Score: 1

    Why did you post as anonymous? Dot on.

    What bugs me most about the RIAA is their obstinant ~laziness~ - they fight against learning and adapting to any new technology, and to do so rely on the only trade they seem to know since centuries - making court cases. Even there, since recent years, they're failing miserably.

    And yes, the fact that the music that they seek to 'protect' is 90% pre-programmed superficial shite makes their plight all the more ironic.

  14. Re:obvious? on RIAA/MPAA: the Greatest Threat To Tech Innovation · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Please allow me to clarify:

    Gramaphone == Threat to live performances!
    Radio == Threat to the Gramaphone industry!
    Blank Cassettes == Threat to the Record (gramaphone) industry!
    Burnable CD's == Threat to the Record (and Cassette) industry!
    Mp3's + web == We're all gonna die!

  15. Re:too bad on Apple's Secret Weapon To Win the Tablet Wars · · Score: 2

    So you come out walking like a duck? Jeez, in my day, even twelve inches was an exaggeration.

  16. Re:A 'higher' idea? on Apple's Secret Weapon To Win the Tablet Wars · · Score: 1

    Moses worked for NeXT? But that was Steve Jobs running all tha... WHAT? (Running to glue a long, flowing beard to a picture of Steve Jobs)

  17. A 'higher' idea? on Apple's Secret Weapon To Win the Tablet Wars · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did they hire Moses as their campaign manager? That guy was a whiz at promoting tablets.

  18. Re:Internet promotes Christianity on Vatican Warns That Internet Promotes Satanism · · Score: 1

    Slashdotters, as a general rule, are woefully ignorant of relgion.

    I beg to differ. In fact, I would even argue that those least religious are that way because they actually took the time to look into the religion that they later decided to shun.

    Christianity owes its existence first to a schism between the Jews believing that Christ was the real messiah (another King David) and those who didn't, then to a schism between the Hellenic Jews (who wanted to allow 'gentils', or anyone of any origin, into the Jewish faith) and the Israelite Jews who wanted only people from a certain ethnic origin to participate. Christianity's evolution from there on was pure politics: the Catholics were formed by the Christian 'hard right' who sought to keep a complete (financial and spiritual) control over their followers, and Protestants promoted a more 'personal' relationship with God. We owe the 'fear factor' elements that dominate many forms of Christianity (Satan, Hell, Limbo) to the Catholics; in reality Satan (aka Lucifer) is hardly present in the bible.

    There is a great series on Christianity's origins - "Corpus Christi" and "l'origine du christianisme" - presented and analysed by leading theologists and historians from all faiths - it exists only in French, unfortunately.

  19. Damn... on It's World Backup Day · · Score: 1

    It's gonna take me ~weeks~ to duplicate all those punch cards.

  20. Re:"I don't remember" on Steve Jobs Questioned In iTunes Monopoly Suit · · Score: 1

    I thought you were making a joke about how /. users shaved their 'lady parts' ; )

  21. Re:Bad guys on Steve Jobs Questioned In iTunes Monopoly Suit · · Score: 2

    Well, MS ~did~ manage to make most of the world addicted 'users' of their half-baked product, and XP ~did~ have a rather vamped-up 'Playskool' look about it...

  22. Re:Some perspective on Limewire Being Sued For 75 Trillion · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The record companies' "losses" == "money we 'could have' made": a falacious argument for many reasons, but even if piracy never existed, how can they claim that every downloader would have gone out and bought a cd?

  23. Re:Physicists on Was the Early Universe 2 Dimensional Spacetime? · · Score: 1

    I think you're right there too - time is but a dimension, or a 'direction of a chain of events'.

  24. Re:Physicists on Was the Early Universe 2 Dimensional Spacetime? · · Score: 1

    That's it exactly - our thinking should be around "what is (was)" and "how it reacts together". Getting stuck in a 'dimension dogma' that is basically a crutch for a weakness in our conception of matter will only prove to be a roadblock in the end.

    I also have reservations with the idea of 'time dilation': just because, from our spacetime point of reference, we haven't been able to accelerate any light-emitting particle to a speed anywhere near the speed of light (meaning that light emitted from the accelerated particle would be travelling ~faster~ than the speed of light away from us, from our point of reference) doesn't mean that it's not possible. I see time dilation as a crutch for both our lack of reference (we have only begun major experiments in particle acceleration) and our dogged idea that nothing can travel faster than the speed of light - just because it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean that it can't. But I digress.

  25. Re:Physicists on Was the Early Universe 2 Dimensional Spacetime? · · Score: 2

    So why are we still stuck on the 'three dimension' concept? It is impossible for any matter to exist if it does not have height, width AND depth: matter either exists, or it doesn't. Time, on the other hand, is largely a measure based on the context (timeframe) in which all matter was created. Physics should base its model upon the comparative interaction of existing matter; it's what happens that's important, how 'fast' a reaction happens is only a secondary question (that only appeases our longstanding habits of 'comparative' understanding).