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Limewire Being Sued For 75 Trillion

DarthVain writes "13 record companies are trying to sue Limewire for $75 Trillion. The NYC judge in the case thinks it is 'absurd'. Its almost like these media companies are their worst enemy trying to make themselves look ridiculous. From the article: "The record companies, which had demanded damages ranging from $400 billion to $75 trillion, had argued that Section 504(c)(1) of the Copyright Act provided for damages for each instance of infringement where two or more parties were liable. For a popular site like Lime Wire, which had thousands of users and millions of downloads, Wood held that the damage award would be staggering under this interpretation. 'If plaintiffs were able to pursue a statutory damage theory predicated on the number of direct infringers per work, defendants' damages could reach into the trillions,' she wrote. 'As defendants note, plaintiffs are suggesting an award that is more money than the entire music recording industry has made since Edison's invention of the phonograph in 1877.'"

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  1. Yeah.... by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm sure that stone will start producing blood any time now. Lots and lots of blood.

    1. Re:Yeah.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Yeah.... by xMrFishx · · Score: 1

      Yeah good luck with that, let me know how it goes. Love, everyone else.

    3. Re:Yeah.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how typically yankee doodle dandy pathetic and totally predictable of the yankee doodle dandy music tossers of the us of a what a bunch of tossers and fucking wankers and slapshot if you got balls publish if you dont you will have proved a theory that you are in actual fact a yankee doodle dandy government tosser controled media subsystem

         

    4. Re:Yeah.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hilarious, in fact. I think oil spill liability is $10 billion.

      Something that has a tangible impact vs. this nonsense.

    5. Re:Yeah.... by Angeret · · Score: 1

      Go on, let it all out, say what you mean there... Oh.

    6. Re:Yeah.... by HermMunster · · Score: 2

      I don't think contributory copyright inducement allows for statutory damages like that. I believe they are far less. These music cartel members need to still prove contributory inducement--they don't get to just float a bunch of numbers out there. So, these numbers are really just for sensationalistic headlines meant to scare the kiddies into not downloading. As far as I know there's no such thing as criminal copyright inducement.

      Come on RIAA member companies, die already. End the misery. Either you are going to figure out how to fix your own problems through innovation or you are going to die. So, die already, since it's obvious you can't figure out a better business model.

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    7. Re:Yeah.... by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Either you are going to figure out how to fix your own problems through innovation or you are going to die

      They have. These days they don't bother waiting for customers to purchase their products, they use the legal system to extract the money from whoever has it - regardless or right.

    8. Re:Yeah.... by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Uhh.. regardless of right

  2. 75 trillion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    TROLOLOOLOLOL.

    1. Re:75 trillion by halfEvilTech · · Score: 4, Interesting

      and out of curiousity what is the current combined GDP of every country on the planet? I am fairly sure it would be less than this.

      I guess they will never be truely satified with their revenue stream until every last penny, yen, euro, etc is in their infinite pockets.

    2. Re:75 trillion by adonoman · · Score: 5, Informative

      According to Google it's $58 trillion. So yes.

    3. Re:75 trillion by Shikaku · · Score: 1, Insightful

      *facepalming so hard, I might push through my face*

    4. Re:75 trillion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wikipedia much?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_GDP

      The combined GDP of the entire world, in 2000, was about 41 trillion :)

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)

      These days it seems to be around 58-62 trillion (so much for the "global" financial crisis!)

    5. Re:75 trillion by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      Good. Nothing I've seen more fully demonstrates the ludicrous nature of the damages that the media industry is seeking. Surely now a clear argument can be made that these damages violate the Eighth Amendment.

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    6. Re:75 trillion by zill · · Score: 5, Funny

      Stop being so pessimistic. This is a very good thing if you look at it from a different perspective: "RIAA doubled mankind's GDP with a single lawsuit"

    7. Re:75 trillion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      58 trillion USD. the us only makes 14 tril

    8. Re:75 trillion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just imagine what our GDP would have been where it not for Limewire and its ilks...

    9. Re:75 trillion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Uh, there is a global financial crisis. The reason global GDP has increased is because you're measuring in dollars and the value of the dollar has decreased relative to other currencies.

    10. Re:75 trillion by RavenLrD20k · · Score: 1

      Is it any more apparent now that the RIAA's ultimate goal is to bankrupt the world?

    11. Re:75 trillion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      And stop spamming Dropbox in your goddamn signature, you fucking fuck.

    12. Re:75 trillion by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

      Wait, is this what the people were paying back in the Matrix, all hooked up to those vitality drainers?

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    13. Re:75 trillion by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think the only proper reaction to such an idiotic figure would have to be this one

      That said I'm personally all for this, as the more complete idiocy and court wasting the *.A.As do the more likely we are to wake up the average Joe from their slumber and get them to realize what a total fucking joke the copyright system has become. I mean for the love of Pete Walt Disney's first works are STILL under copyright and the man has been a corpse for longer than many of us have been on this earth.

      Now how in the hell does that promote "progress of the arts and sciences"? Answer: it doesn't, it is simply a way for a "leecher class" to make eternal checks off locking up the entire culture of a race. How many works have already been lost simply because nobody could legally make a copy and the copyright holders couldn't figure out a way to "monetize the IP" and just let it rot?

      As someone who has tried dealing with the minefiled that is copyrights (had an idea with an engineer friend of mine to have "DOSbox...on a stick" where we would take rare old DOS games and have them preprogrammed to run on a USB stick, no muss, fuss, or hassle, run the games anywhere on any hardware) I can tell you that many of the "IP" is forever locked in a maze of dead companies and murky rights and the few we actually found would rather the games be lost forever than to get less than 80% or 6 figures for a game that frankly wasn't even a third stringer, which means that by the time the copyrights on these early games expire in another 80 years or so all copies will have long since been lost forever.

      How does this enrich us as a culture? How does this help us preserve our history? We need to go back to the original 25 years and have a "use it or lose it" clause where if you don't sell a product for three years after release it goes PD so that we aren't losing our history as what is happening now. And it isn't just games, rare old bootlegs and artist's early demo releases before they made it big, early show and movies that some now defunct studio couldn't figure out how to monetize ALL of these things are being lost on a daily basis because of nothing but sheer greed by the leecher class and it needs to end.

      Lenin says "a capitalist will gladly sell you the rope with which to hang him" and let's hope the greed of these leechers will help to destroy the bloodsucking business they've created. Because as it is our entire culture is being locked behind paywalls and anything the lecchers can't figure a way to make buckets of cash on is left to die, and it is frankly disgusting and wrong.

      And sorry about the length, but as a musician who hopes to make a living plying his trade I find the leechers a disgusting drain and barrier to access to the world. I uploaded the singles from my last 2 bands to P2P and I'll upload this newest one as soon as we get it mastered as we want you to hear us and hopefully come to the shows, by a shirt, hell we'll even put your name in the raffle to win one of our guitars if you buy the CD (which will have a link to download the entire album in MP3 as well as some not released tracks in the liner notes) and I have NO doubt that like my last two bands we'll make damned good money by treating people right instead of dealing with the lechers. Personally the sooner that whole payola system DIAF the better.

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    14. Re:75 trillion by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      This just goes to show how much money the RIAA is losing! Curse those evil downloaders. Just think what kind of music we could have it all the money went where it belonged...

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    15. Re:75 trillion by Plombo · · Score: 1

      Stop being so pessimistic. This is a very good thing if you look at it from a different perspective: "RIAA doubled mankind's GDP with a single lawsuit

      That wouldn't affect GDP. GDP measures the monetary value of final goods and services produced, not the amount of money transferred between parties.

    16. Re:75 trillion by Shikaku · · Score: 1

      ily

    17. Re:75 trillion by ruthless+reader · · Score: 1

      It looks like someone forgot to mention the reason behind this insane amount. It seems the RIAA have two new members on their board: Mini-Me and Darth Vader. Darth Vader needs 50 trillion to build the re-designed death star, while Mini-Me wants 5 trillion to gear sharks with freaking lasers. Now it all makes sense.

    18. Re:75 trillion by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      It means that the RIAA has to get the money from other planets.
      I know NASA's funding was cut so they couldn't do any manned spaceflights for a while, but surely the tax on 75$ trillion would compensate the require funding to send the entire RIAA to a distant solar system? I just hope that solar system is uninhabited, for the aliens' sake.

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    19. Re:75 trillion by h00manist · · Score: 1

      In my view this problem is basically that that the entire population's freedom of thought and freedom of expression cannot become some group's "intellectual property".

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    20. Re:75 trillion by kdekorte · · Score: 2

      Then the US could collect corporate income tax on that amount, and pay off that national debt with one check... Of course the corporation would probably figure out a way to not count it as profit and therefore pay no taxes on it.

    21. Re:75 trillion by lasinge · · Score: 1
      Please mod parent up, although I think the time period stipulation of 3 years might be appropriate for some industries - others where development time is longer it might not be enough.

      I can relate to this guy as a musician too, the guys that actually make the music are last in line at the money trench. It's a lot like being a developer actually in a funny sort of way. Indie artists are not weeping any tears over the industry one bit, so we really don't give a fsck. Sell your own CD's and T-shirts, the profit margins are WAY better.

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    22. Re:75 trillion by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      Hell, the original's 14 (7, renewable for another 7) IIRC, at least in the US.

      I'd call 25 the outside of what's remotely reasonable, and even that's completely unreasonable in the case of software unless a condition of such a long copyright term is the entrusting of the complete, compilable source code to some kind of repository to be released in to the PD along with the binary at the end of the 25 years. Otherwise I'd say anything over 15 is too much.

      IMO not only should people be able to build on works released in their lifetime, they should be able to do it before they reach old age.

    23. Re:75 trillion by dunng808 · · Score: 1

      Don't just blame the music industry, the attorneys will get most of the dough, leaving a few pennies on the dollar for the plaintiffs. So, how much IS 75 trillion pennies? And how much does that weigh?

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    24. Re:75 trillion by BenSnyder · · Score: 1

      Just a quick counter-argument. I'm not trolling, but I am playing devil's advocate.

      Did you know that those same copyright protections apply to you too? Why get all upset because you can't legally use Mickey Mouse (since you brought up Disney) when you could create your own intellectual property and then leverage it for your own gain? You have all the freedom in the world to give your music away... or not. You are choosing to do so because it's a good marketing strategy. If things were as they were 10 years ago before you had the ability to distribute online you'd be trading tapes. But you'd also be sending demos to labels. Because that was the way the system worked. They were the arbiters of culture. But with the Internet, that's no longer true.

      So while you're busy giving away your music, you might also look into music licensing and other ways of monetizing things. If you're leaving money on the table, willingly, that's on you. If it makes you feel good to give your music away then congrats - that feeling was brought to you by copyright law. Because you had the OPTION to give it away. You also have the ability to sell it, to make money from future covers of your, to draw royalties on your work, and to deny others the right to record your work (say, a political candidate you disagree with). You also have the option to sue, should somebody take your music without compensation.

      This is an important right. Surely you won't argue that an artist shouldn't have the right to sue to protect their own intellectual property. So what we're talking about here is duration and damages. The way it's setup now -- it's plain to see that the duration is too long and the damages are too high. But that's what courts do: they decide what's appropriate. It doesn't matter what the labels say. Because Limewire probably says they want to go home scot-free with their attorney's fees paid for. How is that any less of a total over-reach? The right answer is some place in-between. And that place will be decided by the courts.

      Now if you want to complain about courts that's a whole different topic.

      Like it or not, the economic system we have here isn't going away. The stuff you're saying - I more or less agree with, but I saw the same stuff being written a decade ago about the exact same thing. Certainly copyright is a pain in the ass. Certainly it's being leveraged by large multi-nationals for their own profit and nothing else. But these aren't outsider positions anymore to say these things. It's just the general position of those who think they're getting fucked.

      All I know is that a decade ago I had to go to Blockbuster and rent a video for $4 if I wanted to watch something. If I wanted to listen to a song I had to spend $15 and buy the whole CD it came on and just hope for more good songs on the disc. Now between Netflix and iTunes (not even counting torrents) all of that stuff is available to me in a more convenient fashion for less money. So how exactly is the consumer losing here?

    25. Re:75 trillion by Dragon_Punch · · Score: 0

      I would just love to see the hundreds of armored trucks show up when payment was due.

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    26. Re:75 trillion by rjmonna · · Score: 1

      I agree. There IS no preservation of history or enrichment of culture anymore. Social mankind stopped being useful generally. Evolution has been stopped a while ago by humans. History will not be created too from now on. let's face it: Most (commercial) services we're all using at the moment will be gone within ten years. Without history writing, logging, let alone support whatsoever. Digital music, software, hardware support, books, blogs, all you clouds, all gone within, say, twenty years.. It's the shallow world we live in today.

    27. Re:75 trillion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's just send them into the sun instead.

    28. Re:75 trillion by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Why get all upset because you can't legally use Mickey Mouse

      Nobody's complaining about that. They're complaining that steamboat wille is still under copyright when, under the terms of copyright at the time, it'd be public domain decades ago. It's 80 years old - how is this limited time? What's the point of granting copyright to Disney if they're just going to lock up all the copies so that by the time something hits PD (if it ever does), no copies are still around?>[?

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    29. Re:75 trillion by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

      That was a world-class rant. I laughed, I cried, it moved me. Thank you for your perspective!

    30. Re:75 trillion by PaladinAlpha · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is an important right. Surely you won't argue that an artist shouldn't have the right to sue to protect their own intellectual property. So what we're talking about here is duration and damages. The way it's setup now -- it's plain to see that the duration is too long and the damages are too high. But that's what courts do: they decide what's appropriate. It doesn't matter what the labels say. Because Limewire probably says they want to go home scot-free with their attorney's fees paid for. How is that any less of a total over-reach? The right answer is some place in-between. And that place will be decided by the courts.

      This could not be more wrong.

      The courts have never extended copyright. They have nothing to do with this. At all.

      All copyright extensions have resulted from legislation, meaning Congress. Which makes the curious inability of copyright to ever expire seem a bit strange.

      Also, I've been waiting my whole life for someone to justify 80+ year copyright terms, in any way at all. That's an open invitation. I'd settle for someone justifying 20+ year terms. In any capacity. My opinion is you can't, because it doesn't make any sense.

    31. Re:75 trillion by Zeroko · · Score: 1

      Not too heavy if paid in antimatter (at current rates — if you made that much antimatter it would drop a lot).

    32. Re:75 trillion by daveytay · · Score: 1

      Clap Clap

    33. Re:75 trillion by dryeo · · Score: 1

      The original Statute of Anne set it at 14+14 for the advancement of learning. America basically took the original almost word for word including the 14+14 terms. They did expand it to include maps and charts IIRC.

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    34. Re:75 trillion by Rik+Rohl · · Score: 1

      If it was me, (thankfully it isn't) i just wouldn't turn up in court. That would effectively force the judge into issuing the entire $75 trillion as a default judgment.

      And then just leave them trying to figure out how the fuck to collect it...

      =)
      I can just imagine the silence in the court room as the judge says "I hereby order the defendant to pay the sum of seventy five trillion dollars to the plaintiff"
      HAHAHAHA

    35. Re:75 trillion by Custard+Horse · · Score: 1

      Walt Disney's first works are STILL under copyright and the man has been a corpse for longer than many of us have been on this earth

      He might be dead but he is frozen which means he can claim his royalties when technology can bring him back to life again. Now THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is playing the *long game*

    36. Re:75 trillion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well this is a lawsuit claiming damages over several years. It isn't a suit for 75T per year. But yeah it is a ridiculous amount. That said even if they decided to be nice and charge iTunes' 0.99 a song I suspect it would still be a huge amount. I think people are consuming a lot more media now because they aren't paying for it. If they found a way to effectively bill people for their past "purchases" they'd make a killing. I know of people with thousands if not tens of thousands of songs that they've accumulated over a few years. Few people would purchase the hundreds or thousands of albums a year that that translates into but people don't hessitate to download "everything the Stones ever made" if the only difference is rather than 5 minutes it takes 2 hours to complete the download is the only price they have to pay.

    37. Re:75 trillion by easyTree · · Score: 1

      I guess coke is getting more expensive since the Afghan invasion?

    38. Re:75 trillion by zotz · · Score: 1

      Your post made me think you might be interested in these two links:

      Some thoughts on a "Copyright Offensive"
      http://zotzbro.blogspot.com/2007/04/some-thoughts-on-copyright-offensive.html

      Packet In's Income Thoughts, plans, possibilities, etc.
      http://packet-in.org/wiki/index.php?title=Income

      all the best,

      drew

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    39. Re:75 trillion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hence the reason that Keynesian economics fails every time. Not only is the work product of any government effort a virtual sinkhole for money (DOD + Nasa versus SpaceX anyone?), it's a simple monetary transfer of wealth from the working rich to the filthy rich and well connected contractors.

    40. Re:75 trillion by easyTree · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure you can both build a new death-star and have sharks with lasers for less than $75 Trillion. Clearly there's someone even more needy on the board.

    41. Re:75 trillion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY

  3. maybe they'll settle by bugs2squash · · Score: 5, Funny

    for only 40 Trillion

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    1. Re:maybe they'll settle by MrEricSir · · Score: 5, Funny

      Then, out of the goodness of their hearts, the RIAA will use that money to pay the national debt.

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    2. Re:maybe they'll settle by Seumas · · Score: 1

      With 75 trillion, they could pay off the national debt five times over.

    3. Re:maybe they'll settle by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      No, they will 'lobby' congress to authorize copyright death squads.

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    4. Re:maybe they'll settle by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      Lobby Congress.... pah... with 75 trillion dollars they can buy the entire planet.

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    5. Re:maybe they'll settle by smbarbour · · Score: 1

      Strangely... I almost feel like rooting for the RIAA on this one... a 75 trillion dollar payout would be a helluva lot of tax income. If only 10% of it were taken in taxes, it would pay off half the national debt. 20% and it's fully paid, with a few 100 billion to spare.

    6. Re:maybe they'll settle by adonoman · · Score: 2

      No, the RIAA doesn't pay taxes - they operate at a continual loss.

    7. Re:maybe they'll settle by lennier1 · · Score: 2

      Would be interesting to see how they'd pull off Hollywood Accounting on that one.

    8. Re:maybe they'll settle by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

      They could forward it to one of those countries undergoing 8,000% inflation daily, pay it off, then reset the currency and tell the **AA "you were compensated, so you can't file it again."

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    9. Re:maybe they'll settle by click2005 · · Score: 1

      Expenses: 3,000,000 tones of cocaine.

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    10. Re:maybe they'll settle by lennier1 · · Score: 1

      And the accompanying number of hookers will probably rival the population count of several smaller nations.

    11. Re:maybe they'll settle by msclrhd · · Score: 1

      Yay. Everyone in the US becomes bankrupt. The dollar becomes super-inflated. The US debt rises to 87 trillion, rising at 15 thousand every second. The world economy collapses. Congratulations RIAA.

    12. Re:maybe they'll settle by dswensen · · Score: 1

      And then we can all expect scenes like this in our future.

    13. Re:maybe they'll settle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and with the left over 61 trillion??

    14. Re:maybe they'll settle by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

      Set up an endowment to pay for free public education for everyone in the world.

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    15. Re:maybe they'll settle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other almost 61 trillion?

      Teaching kids isnt really that fucking expensive.. yes yes I know go cut some more education budgets so we have 50 kids per class.

    16. Re:maybe they'll settle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can Limwire pay in pennies?

      Dropped from 40,000 feet onto the RIAA's offices.
      Or even better, what's the going rate for DU?

    17. Re:maybe they'll settle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A mere week's supply for Charlie Sheen.

    18. Re:maybe they'll settle by easyTree · · Score: 1

      I hope someone paid royalties to upload that movie-scene and soundtrack :D

  4. PR Stunt by chemicaldave · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They're just trying to show the public how much "lost revenues" "pirating" has cost them.

    1. Re:PR Stunt by cpu6502 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Didn't seem to bother them when they "pirated" artists works for Greatest Hits CDs, and then never paid the royalties. They Canadian record companies owe trillions of dollars.

      A case of "Laws don't apply to we, but they apply to thee." Double standard. Class system.

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    2. Re:PR Stunt by gabereiser · · Score: 0

      Can't really say that as their "lost revenues" is more "revenues" then they have gotten since the history of radio began... I say throw it out...

    3. Re:PR Stunt by Abstrackt · · Score: 2

      Actually, you raise an interesting point.... That number pretty much throws that "one download equals one lost sale" thing out the window.

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    4. Re:PR Stunt by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      This always cracks me up, I mean what's wrong with people spending their money on things other than music?

      Is this idea so outside of the RIAA that they cannot acknowledge that just because money isn't spent on music, it might be spent on tickets, or music downloads, or other things within the economy?

    5. Re:PR Stunt by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The public is dumb. I agree. The average person is dumb and 50% of the people are even dumber. I give you that. But I doubt anyone is SO dumb to actually believe that the damage of all copying combined (not just on limewire, but WORLDWIDE, on ALL possible or impossible venues) is TWICE that of the GDP of the WORLD.

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    6. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While your comment isn't MORE nonsensical then this lawsuit, it still has no basis in reality. What does that even mean, "just because money isn't spent on music, it might be spent on...other things in the economy"?

      I hate the RIAA as much as the next fellow, but people need to be paid for things they produce. To suggest that media companies want to divert money "from being spent within the economy" for their evil purposes is...not just asinine, but weird.

      Stop making up ridiculous claims against the RIAA. They do enough work themselves to be insane, you don't need to exaggerate it.

    7. Re:PR Stunt by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Nope. They're used to it.

      For the longest time, there were two things teenagers spent their allowance on: Fashion and music. And for 50% of the teens, the male portion, it was mostly music for the longest time in our last half decade. Everything else was covered by your parents, wasn't it?

      That changed a decade or so ago. Computer games ain't exclusively a geek pastime anymore and neither are game consoles. Cellphones compete as well, having become an important part of our teens' interests. And with them a lot of new gadgets and services vie for the allowance of our teens. They simply don't have that much money to spend on music anymore.

      The music industry doesn't care. It's worked in the past and it has to work today. They react very slowly and often wrongly to the changing markets of today, and now they blame their customers, and rather than offering me a product that I'd want to buy, they react in such a way that the bought item is worth less to the consumer than the one ripped (for reference, see crippling copy protection and unskipable ads).

      What the content industry fails to see with such lawsuits is that the "shock and awe" effect is worthless with their target audience. A teenager can neither imagine the amount of a million nor a trillion dollars. It's just "a lot". And whether you try to sue him for either or for just 40k nets you the same outcome, he cannot pay either, so he doesn't care.

      Punishment, and its severity, has never worked as a deterrent. Or do you think the average train of thought of a burglar is "for 5 years I'll do it, but for 10 I'll rather not rob them"?

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    8. Re:PR Stunt by swanzilla · · Score: 4, Funny

      They Canadian record companies owe trillions of dollars.

      I'd consider the score settled if they took back Celine Dion and Beiber.

    9. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody has to pay them for what they produce. That may result in them deciding to no longer produce it, but that's how the free market works.

    10. Re:PR Stunt by sarduwie · · Score: 0

      The average person is dumb and 50% of the people are even dumber

      The median person is dumb and 50% of the people are even dumber

    11. Re:PR Stunt by lennier1 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to add something that keeps William Shatner from making another album.

    12. Re:PR Stunt by Weedhopper · · Score: 2

      Okay, I have to ask. What's the deal with this Bieber kid and why do people hate him so much?

    13. Re:PR Stunt by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      Well said.

      In my entire "teen" existence, I spent way less than a thousand dollars on music or games. And yes I pirated a lot (via the primitive 2k modems of the day), but so what? There's no way I could have purchased those things legally, even if I wanted to.

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    14. Re:PR Stunt by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Get offa my lawn! When I was young, we had to buy records (and later CDs). But at least we could play them, we could even copy them to tape! Good ol' times...

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    15. Re:PR Stunt by Toze · · Score: 1

      No refunds, no returns! We don't want 'em!

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    16. Re:PR Stunt by houghi · · Score: 1

      Please do not underestimate goodness of the copyright system. If it were not for that, we would not have had the great and original stories as told in I Robot, I am legend, Total Recall, Starship Troopers or even Cinderella

      I mean, who else but those companies could come up with such great stories.

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    17. Re:PR Stunt by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > I hate the RIAA as much as the next fellow, but people need to be paid for things they produce.

      Why?

      I question your basic underpinning of "need" philosophy.

      In my spare time, I work on open-source, produce music, create art, and I don't feel a "need" to be paid. The only reason people need money is because society literally "bought" into some lack of scarcity argument, and to 'survive' in the "modern" you need money, because everyone else demands it.

      The sun, earth, plants, and animals all freely produce for us, but yet it is only us 'advanced' humans that demand payment from one another. Of course I expect to compensated for my time & skill but that is only to be able to "afford" my basic needs. Once those are met, I am able to produce for the benefit of everyone -- money is just a bonus -- I am already living my joy by creating. The day is coming when every man, woman, and child will have as much electricity as they need, as much food as they need, and their basic physical needs are all freely provided. Until we get to that point in a few centuries, we should be questioning: What exactly is money? Why is it needed? What would it be like to live in a world where it isn't needed?

      Food for thought.

    18. Re:PR Stunt by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      Since you obviously don't have cable there under your rock, this Huffington Post article may help your understanding. You could also try the risky gambit of hunting up a video clip on the interweb, but be warned: the goggles, they do nothing!

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    19. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Okay, I have to ask. What's the deal with this Bieber kid and why do people hate him so much?

      1) Manufactured pop star.
      2) Incredibly fake-sounding music.
      3) The "rush to stardom at an early age and cash in" mindset the recording industry has adopted recently.
      4) Basic human dignity; taken from an entirely humanitarian aspect, we've all seen what this has done to other early-age manufactured pop stars (i.e. Britany Spears), so people with a concern for human life at its basest sense are appalled.
      5) We hate the ear-grating sound of large groups of prepubescent girls shrieking like banshees continuously until they collapse from exhaustion or self-induced asphyxiation.
      6) Look at him! Just look at him already! We grew up as nerds and social outcasts, and we all agree that's just the sort of face WE would punch in!

    20. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they can demonstrate $75 trillion in lost revenues then I think we've just solved all the tax revenue problems the US has ever had.

    21. Re:PR Stunt by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      They're just trying to show the public how much "lost revenues" "pirating" has cost them.

      So, pirating has prevented them from owning literally all the money in the world (20 trillion more than world GDP)? If that is true, then I need to start pirating to help prevent economic collapse even though I don't listen to music.

    22. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He defines everything wrong with music today

    23. Re:PR Stunt by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      You forgot that he sounds like a girl.

    24. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More important what they have not realized is that they are NOT in the music business, or even the content business (to borrow your reference to the "content industry"). They, and the MPAA, are in the ENTERTAINMENT business. People have a finite amount of money (and in some ways time) to spend on Entertainment. You hit on that in your post in the second paragraph but you didn't walk down the full logical path.

      I am "borrowing" this from another article, though that article is surely not the first to site it: The RIAA/MPAA today are like the railroad companies of the early 20th century ... They incorrectly thought they were in the Railroad business when they were, in fact, in the transportation business. As soon as cars, trucks, and then airplanes came into being their days were numbered. Even had they successfully lobbied the US government, and modified their business to stay competitive, there was simply no changing the reality that they would no longer be THE DOMINANT transportation means in the US but would instead have to share the market with cars, trucks, and airplanes.

      The same goes for the RIAA/MPAA ... they are NOT the entertainment monolith they think they are, and they fail to act on that fact at their peril. Sure they will always exist in some fashion just like the railroads do today, but their days of sniffing coke off the breasts of supermodels are numbered.

      A good example of an industry that does get it, at least some players, are the "oil" company's I put that in quotes because they are not in the oil business, they are in the Energy business. The smart ones are playing a double game: with one hand they are doing everything they can to protect their oil-share of the energy market while at the same time, the smart ones, are investing in other energy sources/forms. What they still have to be watchful of is being beaten to the punch by a new upstart who isn't spending resources to keep oil relevant. Of course they will just buy them, but that is the smart thing to do vice ignoring them.

    25. Re:PR Stunt by Jumperalex · · Score: 1

      grrr wasn't logged in when I posted this.

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    26. Re:PR Stunt by Weedhopper · · Score: 1

      You guessed right on the no cable front. Divested myself of that crap years ago. Don't miss it.

    27. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, I have to ask. What's the deal with this Bieber kid and why do people hate him so much?

      Poorly crafted music that others (tweenagers) seem to like and propagate. Think spam/chain letters for the Internet reason folks hate him so much.He started on YouTube and got picked up by major media. Google Rebecca Black for the "let's nip this kind of thing in the bud" before it goes too far like last time. The horror..........

      Captcha=splinter

      Painfully bothersome but not life-threatening.

    28. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is just a teen idol that looks androgynous enough to be called a lesbian. People like him because he is popular and the other half hate him because he is popular. Wither his base fame has merit or not (about 85% of famous people don't have merit imo) does not matter at this point.

      Papers and PR sites talk about him because they think he is a popular topic. He is a popular topic because they talk about him. Vicious circle there.

    29. Re:PR Stunt by xavdeman · · Score: 1

      Good thing, then, that deterrent is just one of the purposes of criminal law sentencing. 1. Retribution. The criminal fact has damaged the order of the law. 2. General prevention. Confirming and re-affirming the norm. Making sure others than the culprit understand that violation means punishment. 3. Special prevention: By sentencing the perpetrator we protect society and resocialze the guilty. 4. Reparation: Restoring the old situation, e.g. paying for damages, repairing something, paying the victim. I'm getting a little tired of the "it's not an effective deterrent so we shouldn't punish". Some day, a study will show that detterence for certain crimes will never prevent all of them, and someone will get the brilliant idea that we shouldn't punish at all. This is usually due to an incomplete view of the reasons why the criminal law system adds suffering. IANAL, but I'm a Dutch law student, studying criminal law. I translated this from the top of my head so excuse any errors.

    30. Re:PR Stunt by Deathlizard · · Score: 1

      They're just trying to show the public how much "lost revenues" "pirating" has cost them.

      All they need now is a bald guy in a white suit stroking a cat and they'll be set.

    31. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah we've moved on. Now we hate Jessica Black, she's the new beiber.

    32. Re:PR Stunt by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >3) The "rush to stardom at an early age and cash in" mindset the recording industry has adopted recently.

      Recently, or has it been going on for generations?

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    33. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My biggest problem is that people take him seriously, while in the recordings, he is basically reading off a paper.
      He is a prop for big media.

    34. Re:PR Stunt by spikedvodka · · Score: 1

      The average person is dumb and 50% of the people are even dumber

      The median person is dumb and 50% of the people are even dumber

      Both statements are correct. The latter is simply more accurate

      (Median is one accepted form of "average")

      Okay, now that that's off my chest, go ahead and mod me off-topic

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    35. Re:PR Stunt by Nocturnal+Deviant · · Score: 1

      main reason his attitude.

      http://thebieberreport.site50.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/jbspeaks5.png

      While it hasnt been proven he said it....with as apparently cocky as he has been in the past...it wouldnt surprise anyone, Basically its kid who thinks he is better than anyone.

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    36. Re:PR Stunt by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      The short answer is: Because communism has already been tried and it doesn't work.

      In a longer answer: Human beings, more or less, have the drive to get ahead. Call it evolution. Call it basic human laziness. Because sure enough you'll be working your ass off and then turn around and wonder, "Why am I working MY ass of when I'm just going to get the same amount of food and supplies as my neighbor? And my neighbor is a slug who's sits around watching TV all day?" And pretty soon almost no one is producing because there is no incentive to do so and up crop the breadlines and only those in the black market get ahead.

      And even if you decide to just drop out and grow your own food or fish for your dinner, the state/federal government wills still want to tax you for whatever they feel you owe. That didn't go away under communism either. Because taxes are the only way the nanny state can keep supporting the slugs watching TV all day.

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    37. Re:PR Stunt by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Or it could just be typical social behaviour where people make fun of anything that is different. Given that the article you point to as a reason to hate him acknowledges that half of the stuff on there is just rumor mill fluff, I can only attribute it to one thing. Bullying on a global level. But I suppose the piles of cash give you something to wipe away the tears with.

      I've noticed over the years that stuff I like isn't necessarily stuff everyone likes, and vice versa. People should just ignore the stuff they don't like, and enjoy stuff they do.

      I have a list of music artists from all countries that I don't like. Michael Jackson, Kesha, Spice Girls, Justin Bieber, U2, among others. Some I don't like because of things they've done, some because I just don't like their music. That doesn't necessarily mean their music is bad, but different people like different things.

      Besides, if you think there's something wierd with a young boy having a high pitched voice, you should check out the Vienna Boys Choir. Apparently, they have about 100 students per year.

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    38. Re:PR Stunt by saleenS281 · · Score: 1

      Download? When I was a kid we made mix tapes.

    39. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because he's a pretty-boy, and his massive popularity is therefore threatening to the average male, who is insecure in his masculinity.

    40. Re:PR Stunt by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Speaking of food... why should the farmer have to work to provide something the world obviously needs to sustain itself while some punk can sit in his mom's basement eating his product and not provide something that the farmer needs? Is the farmer doing this out of his own good will? What incentive does he have to continue "going out in the fields" on a hot day to sweat his ass off to provide you food? (sure, they have A/C in those tractors now...so it may not be so bad... but those are long days) You think he enjoys cleaning up the cow barns or spreading that manure to fertilize the crop? (I can tell you, those pens are not air conditioned.)

      That day may be coming (maybe, but I have my doubts), but pretending that it's here and money is worthless is a bit naive. How would you feel as a doctor treating some morbidly obese man who you know will be back (because it's free) and he didn't take your advice to lose some weight? Are you going to petition for a law making it illegal to be fat? Are you going to petition to limit what food people can eat? Where does it stop?

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    41. Re:PR Stunt by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Thanks for the railroad analogy, but allow me to take you back even further, when the railroad was not the one being replaced but the one replacing, specifically the hackneys who used to transport people from one town to another, and who lost this business to the railroad which was faster, more reliable and more comfortable.

      You might even know about the various stories about how railroads and looking at them causes seizures, how huge fences have to be built around tracks so people don't see those "lightning fast" things, how dangerous they are (they explode!), how terrible the steam exhaust is (ignoring that back then the factories produced a billion times more smoke), and so on. Where they came from? Well, hackney transportation had a big lobby back then, and some of those things were even implemented.

      Ever wondered why all the railroad stations are at the outskirts of your towns, or where those outskirts used to be a century ago? This is the reason. The hackneys lobbied successfully to avoid those rails to cut towns in half (remember, it's impossible to cross those tracks without being run over by a train, there's one coming every HOUR! And the smog, the smog!). So they could at least retain the business to transport people to and from the train stations, and I bet the cab drivers are still very happy for this.

      Train companies, in turn, lobbied heavily when cars made the advent as a new reliable, fast and most of all very individual transportation means. Some towns still have odd laws about men with flags who have to run in front of cars to warn everyone (I'd really love to see them executed, just for kicks).

      Neither lobbying made the new technology go away. The people will go where their preferences are, and politics will have to follow or be replaced by others that fit more into the reality of the times. The distribution means of the entertainment industry are dated and need a review. Embrace technology, adapt and find a new way to make money or perish. Welcome to the real market.

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    42. Re:PR Stunt by Labcoat+Samurai · · Score: 1

      And what's more, if it cultivates an interest in music, there's the potential you'll buy more later when you *do* have the means.

      Actually, I'm not entirely clear on what the rationale is for not letting poor people get this stuff for free. There's no scarcity argument.... fairness?

    43. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the deal with this Bieber kid and why do people hate him so much?

      He's young. Girls fawn over him and swoon when he does whatever it is he does. He's also hugely popular.

      For some people, that's all the reason they need to hate him.

    44. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't blame Canada for one Bieber... blame the UK for sending over four of them (The Biebers)

    45. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He just reminds them that "artistic talent" is just whatever rich people scrape up and slop into our trough for us to swill.
      They're also they're jealous that they aren't those scrapings.

    46. Re:PR Stunt by syousef · · Score: 1

      Okay, I have to ask. What's the deal with this Bieber kid and why do people hate him so much?

      Jealousy. Pure and simple. It has nothing to do with his music (which is drivel). It's that he's got more girls and women lined up wanting a piece of him than most adults and some adults can't stand that. Plus he's an easy target with his sickly sweet little clean cut kid image.

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    47. Re:PR Stunt by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      All fine and good, but for this to work the law has to have some base in the general sentiment of the people and general support. If there is no such thing, a law cannot be upheld sensibly.

      Take prohibition. What came out of it? Not much, except more crime. Did people stop to drink alcohol because it was suddenly outlawed? Hell no, some even started drinking because it was chic to break that law. There was no support in the general population and, worse, no support in those supposed to prevent or fight crime.

      Take the whole east bloc. A lot of things that we deem a basic right, like speaking our minds or traveling where we please, was prohibited, even punishable to try to. It didn't really have a lot of support in the general population and in the end it let the whole system crumble.

      The trouble with unjust laws without general population backing is that the whole legal system becomes sooner or later questioned. If it's ok, or at least "socially acceptable", to break one law, why not another? For some criminals feeling the law does not serve and protect them is one of the reasons why they don't bother to "play along" its rules and ignore them, and as long as it's the minority it doesn't really affect a government. It becomes a huge problem, though, if the majority of the population considers a law unjust and justified to break it.

      The problem is not whether or not a law should be enforced and whether perpetrators should be prosecuted. The problem is that laws have to reflect the sentiments of the people subject to them. If laws do not follow the general "moral" of what people subject to them consider right and wrong, there's only two possible outcomes in the end: Either, the country has to turn into a police state to enforce the will of the few on the many fighting it, or it leads to anarchy where nobody cares about laws at all. Granted, both ends are the extremes, but lesser forms have been observed already.

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    48. Re:PR Stunt by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 1

      No, that would be mean :D

    49. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So intelligence isn't normally distributed?

    50. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because 13-year-old girls and lesbians like him.

      because he's a teenager with some kind of hormonal deficiency preventing his voice from cracking.

      because we're just not interested in some teenager with defective hormones looking and acting like a girl.

    51. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, I have to ask. What's the deal with this Bieber kid and why do people hate him so much?

      I know right - she seems kinda cute!

    52. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a horrible way to do that. They're asking for more money than exists in the world. No one can look at that figure and not think its bullshit.

    53. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's an annoying talentless shithead whose balls haven't dropped that makes millions of dollars by looking pretty enough to make preteen girls cream their pants... and then bug mommy and daddy to buy them all the Bieber crap/merchandise she's ever heard of. My guess is jealousy.

    54. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck that...
      we don't want 'em

    55. Re:PR Stunt by dubbreak · · Score: 1

      No way.

      It was the US that brought her to Las Vegas and pumped her up from an ignorable horror to a larger than life abomination. The US has to learn to take responsibility for it's actions and I think Celine would be a good start.

      Same deal for Beiber. He was livable and basically unknown until Usher got his hands on him. Totally the US's fault.

      Nickelback on the other hand.. totally our fault. Honestly, so very sorry.

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    56. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, we don't want them back.

    57. Re:PR Stunt by QuantumG · · Score: 2

      You have this vision of "a farmer" which barely even exists anymore. Machines make food for us.. those machines are tended by people who work for major corporations - in other words, just cogs in the machine. Those corporations pay the cogs to tend the machines to make the food so the product can be delivered to market and produce profits. They need the profits to entice institutional investors to buy their stock so they can expand their operation. They need to expand their operation to entice the institutional investors to not sell their stock by continually growing the stock price. The institutional investors are interested in stocks that grow because most their capital comes from retirement funds, which have to grow to keep up with inflation. The primary cause of inflation is the continual growth of industry.

      It's a giant house of cards which falls down *all the time*. The real wonder is that they manage to keep it going.

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    58. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They Canadian record companies owe trillions of dollars.

      I'd consider the score settled if they took back Celine Dion and Beiber.

      No way, we'll get the money.... just give us more time.

    59. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Donald Trump can't stand his hair.

    60. Re:PR Stunt by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      ....and rather than offering me a product that I'd want to buy....

      Ding ding ding!

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    61. Re:PR Stunt by mdenham · · Score: 1

      The short answer is: Because communism has already been tried and it doesn't work.

      In communism's defense, the last implementation had some kind of weird bug relating to a lack of religion.

    62. Re:PR Stunt by sootman · · Score: 1

      Well, the public needs to hit Wikipedia and learn that the US GDP is a mere $14.6 trillion. Yeah, that sounds about right--I'd say the music industry was responsible for half of our GDP for the last ten years.

      You know how when a kid plays with a toy in a risky way, the parent says "You've demonstrated that you don't know how to play with this toy nicely, I'm going to take it away from you"? Yeah. The U.S. Government should be able to take one look at a case like this and say "You've demonstrated you don't know how to exist nicely, therefore you don't get to exist anymore."

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    63. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      religion is NEVER the answer.

    64. Re:PR Stunt by warGod3 · · Score: 1

      I think this shoots them completely in the foot and that laws may be reviewed and have to be changed due to stupidity. Factor in that I'm sure that once people really start hearing about this, they'll really see how greedy these jackasses are and take action... oh wait, nevermind.

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    65. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Farmers don't exist? They don't provide wheat, corn, beef, pork? What kind of food are you eating?

      http://nue.okstate.edu/crop_information/world_wheat_production.htm

    66. Re:PR Stunt by pckl300 · · Score: 1

      The day is coming when every man, woman, and child will have as much electricity as they need, as much food as they need, and their basic physical needs are all freely provided.

      As nice as that would be, I really don't think it's gonna happen.

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    67. Re:PR Stunt by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      I don't see how recognizing that the music sucks should translate to hating on Bieber as a person. Similar goes for Rebecca Black. Speaking of which:

      "It is rad that the girl is having fun, the bad part is that someone is trying to make money off it... I am mad at the system, not the girl" - DJ White Shadow
      http://twitter.com/#!/DJWS/status/49979187750121472

      P.S.
      I find Bieber-is-female and other such comments to be immature

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    68. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I doubt anyone is SO dumb to

      You don't read YouTube comments much do you...

    69. Re:PR Stunt by metacell · · Score: 1

      You're missing the *point*! The authors of those stories would never have been motivated to write them, if not for the hope that the shareholders of multinational companies would have been able to earn millions on them decades after the authors' deaths.

    70. Re:PR Stunt by Aryden · · Score: 1

      L.......Ron......Hubbard......

    71. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smoke weed everyday.

      And pay taxes in April.

    72. Re:PR Stunt by nschubach · · Score: 1

      That's just the thing though. GP was envisioning a world where farmers would grow food because they wanted to, and only because they wanted to. He pictures a world where food is some sort of luxury and nobody has to pay for it. Both your post (and mine) require money as incentive to continue producing raw goods (wheat, corn, meats...) that are used to make the food, even if it is processed.

      I'm not stating what I think you are assuming. Farmers are generally sole proprietors that sell their good to cooperatives (at least all the ones I've had the chance to talk to) There are farmers that pay specialized farmers to take off corn and such, but there are exceptions to every rule. Heck, my parents own farmland, but don't farm it. They have a local "company" (and I use that term loosely, because it's two brothers that started their own company) plant and harvest their farmland in exchange for a cut of the profit.

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    73. Re:PR Stunt by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      The pilgrims coming to America certainly were religious. They also tried communism but it failed miserably.

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    74. Re:PR Stunt by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Nobody has to pay them for what they produce. That may result in them taking control of the legal system and forcing everyone to pay, but that's how the free market works.

    75. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't want them back.

    76. Re:PR Stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also Bryan Adams...

    77. Re:PR Stunt by ginbot462 · · Score: 1

      How that measured response sneak onto slashdot? Also, if you Bieber and you could cash in, wouldn't you? It's not like he was in punk highschool band where he had to act like "I'll never sellout". (Do kids still even refer to "selling out"? It doesn't even seem possible TO sell out.)

      Against Bieber, this comment from his mom leaves a bad taste in my mouth:

      Mallette was reluctant because of Braun's Jewish religion; she remembered praying, "God, I gave him to you. You could send me a Christian man, a Christian label! ... you don’t want this Jewish kid to be Justin’s man, do you?”

      [from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Bieber#2008.E2.80.9309:_Discovery_and_My_World%5D
      [in ref to this article: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/03/fashion/03bieber.html?_r=1%5D

      Somebody from Canada, is Ontario like the Alabama of the north? (I'm from Alabama, and I can confirm, while not everybody is like that .. well, lets just say mixed couples aren't a big deal in the city or country. But, if one of them is Jewish or Catholic ... it's a lake of fire for you!)

      I leave you with some MST3K:

      [Servo expressing that Canada bashing has gone on for far too long ...]

      Servo:

      Oh, I wish I was back in old Canada,
      A land which I never shall lampoon!
      How I pine for the ice covering Lake Manitoba,
      And the beauty that is Saskatoon!

      Mike:

      Oh, I wish I was stuck in the hills of Alberta,
      Drinking beer with some big dumb guy trapping fur!
      As he scraped and chiseled all the moose dung off his boots,
      I would learn that he's the Prime Minister!

      Spoken:

      Tom: Oh, stop that!

      Crow:

      Oh, I wish I was in the land that gave us Peter Jennings,
      Alanis Morissette, Mike Myers, too!
      No, I take that back, I wouldn't go there even if you paid me,
      Oh, Canada, you are a place I must eschew!

      Spoken:

      Tom: Now, this is NOT in the spirit I intended!
      Mike: Oh, come on, give in! I mean, after all, they gave us Ed the Sock and Rush!
      Crow: Yeah, what are you defending? They're such feebs!'
      Tom: Okay, I'll try!'
      Mike: All right! Good man!

      Servo: (harshly)

      Oh, I wish I was blowing up Prince Edward Island,
      And going on to bomb Ontario!
      The destruction of Canada and all of its culture,
      Is by far my fav-o-rite scenario!

      Spoken:

      Mike: Okay, well that's a little strong....
      Tom: No, no, you were right Mike, this is much more fun!

      Servo (maniacally):

      Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border
      With countries far superior to it? (Crow: Yikes!)
      Why, you lousy, stinking, francophonic, bacon-loving bastards,
      Your country's just a giant piece of sh...

      Spoken:

      Mike, Crow (ab-lib): Whoa! Okay! Whoa!
      Tom (sobbing): Sorry! I have no sense of proportion! I'm a disgrace to my uniform!
      Mike: That's ok. Calm down. Mustn't hate, mustn't hat

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    78. Re:PR Stunt by easyTree · · Score: 1

      yes I pirated a lot (via the primitive 2k modems of the day), but so what? There's no way I could have purchased those things legally, even if I wanted to.

      So... because we own a chunk of contemporary culture - you are to be excluded from participation unless you pay the tax. Do not borrow music from friends. Do not lend your music to friends. Do not link to music as part of a discussion. DO NOT!

      Signed The MAFIAA.

    79. Re:PR Stunt by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      While I accept your point that people like this still do exist, I think it is fair to speak in general terms that this is no longer how the world works.

      Similarly, clothes are not made by tailors anymore.. While it's possible to go buy a tailor made suit, in general clothes are made by machines which are tended by technicians.

      I hate to once again point out that nerds tend to be unnecessarily pedantic, but we all need to learn how other people talk and learn to live with it.

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  5. $75 Trillion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder where all those existing money are right now? Surely not in my pocket.

    1. Re:$75 Trillion by Seumas · · Score: 1

      That amount of money doesn't physically exist. According to this, there is something like $650 to $800 billion dollars in circulation in America at any one time. So this guy would some how have to get his hands on almost 150 times the current cash in physical circulation.

    2. Re:$75 Trillion by Lanteran · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...and we will sue limewire for.. *raises pinky to lip* 75 trillion dollars!

      Limewire execs: *much laughing* hahahaha, it's 2011, that amount of money doesn't even exist!

      *RIAA exec gestures to cut off transmission*

      Well, shit...

      *reopens transmission*

      We don't care.

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    3. Re:$75 Trillion by Seumas · · Score: 2

      Maybe the defendant can start pirating money?

    4. Re:$75 Trillion by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Or hell, just print it. Just like copied MP3 songs. They're not quite as good (relatively speaking) as the real thing.

      [John]

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    5. Re:$75 Trillion by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      what do you mean, it doesn't exist?

      Now that's why paper money is great - you can put a trillion zeroes after any digit you like onto it, and it still means nothing.

    6. Re:$75 Trillion by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Yah. I'm guessing that the penalty for printing money is many orders of magnitude less than that for copying mp3s.

  6. Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Informative

    In many of these cases, the RIAA and media companies making the absurd assumption that everyone who hosts a song on a P2P network is somehow costing them tens of thousands of $ in CD sales, as if everyone who downloads a pirated song would have run out to buy the CD otherwise (leading to a scenario where someone who downloads 10 songs from the same CD would have logically bought ten copies of the same CD, if only for those darned pirates). Following that logic out, if it weren't for the pirates, the music industry would be the largest and richest entity in the world--with revenues bigger than that of the U.S. government.

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    1. Re:Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...making the absurd assumption that everyone who hosts a song on a P2P network is somehow costing them ...

      No. Damages are not awarded based on what it *costs* the RIAA and media companies. This isn't a contract case (which would be closer to that model). This is based on a statutory damage award, where the statutory damages are hugely inflated. The theoretical reason they are inflated is to discourage people from pirating, and to make it worthwhile to enforce copyrights. Obviously those rationales don't apply when you're dealing with limewire to the extent they do when dealing with an individual defendant--as a result, the statute is ridiculous in this case. Unfortunately, there isn't a constitutional provision that laws have to make sense. It would be an interesting argument that money damages this high constitute "cruel and unusual punishment" of a corporation, but almost certainly wouldn't actually get you anywhere.

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    2. Re:Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      >>>as if everyone who downloads a pirated song would have run out to buy the CD otherwise

      Precisely. I certainly don't buy songs; why should I, when the music is available 24/7 on youtube or pandora? Nowadays the only music I buy is on Greatest Hits CDs (because you get ~20 songs for less than a dollar each).

      The real thing harming music companies (and radio) is the internet and the fact you can access almost anything at anytime you desire. Maybe they should try suing that. (LOL)

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    3. Re:Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by The+Grim+Reefer2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The real thing harming music companies (and radio) is the internet and the fact you can access almost anything at anytime you desire. Maybe they should try suing that. (LOL)

      Obviously they have no grip on reality, so please stop giving them additional stupid ideas. If they think suing Limewire for $75 trillion is rational, obviously the internet, as a whole, must be worth exponentially more money. When this happens and they shut down the internet, I'm blaming YOU.

    4. Re:Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Informative

      There is, however, a Constitutional amendment that deals with statutes that create absurd hardships... Strikes me that the time is ripe for an Eighth Amendment challenge. If you statutory damages can create a situation in which a complainant can receive payment in excess of the total dollar value of the world economy, I think even the more "business-friendly" Supreme Court Justices can probably connect the dots.

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    5. Re:Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I don't quite understand that. Can you award punitive damages in a civil case, which is what copyright infringement should be?

    6. Re:Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      with revenues bigger than that of the U.S. government.

      Correction. With revenues bigger than that of ALL countries of the world. TWICE OVER.

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    7. Re:Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by makubesu · · Score: 1

      with revenues bigger than that of the U.S. government.

      Justin Bieber is just that good.

    8. Re:Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Obviously they should sue Google for $1 quadrillion next given what is available on YouTube and how much is downloaded.

    9. Re:Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Strikes me that the time is ripe for an Eighth Amendment challenge.

      How's Bradley Manning's 8th amendment challenge getting on?

    10. Re:Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      I don't quite understand that. Can you award punitive damages in a civil case, which is what copyright infringement should be?

      Yes. Where else would they be awarded? In a criminal matter they are called fines.

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    11. Re:Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by msclrhd · · Score: 1

      Several/most of the CDs I own I first heard tracks from music sharing sites when I was younger or borrowed from friends. Artists I would not have heard otherwise and thus not have bought.

    12. Re:Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware he was making one.

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    13. Re:Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by elrous0 · · Score: 2

      They wouldn't dare try that because Google has REAL lawyers and the money to defend themselves (and losing to them might ultimately set legal precedent). They only pick on the little guys who they know are easy pickings.

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    14. Re:Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      Looking at the text of the Eighth, there's no need to look for "cruel and unusual" punishments - the amendment seems to address this issue pretty directly (my italics):

      Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

    15. Re:Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      How's Bradley Manning's 8th amendment challenge getting on?

      Moot point, since Manning is currently being denied all rights - as a United States citizen, as a member of the armed services, and as a human being.

    16. Re:Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      I know. Just wishful thinking.

    17. Re:Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      Then they shouldn't be called "damages".

      "Damages" are what you pay to repair the damage that your activity has caused the claimant. If the purpose of the payment is to punish, or to act as deterrant, the correct term is usually "fine".

    18. Re:Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      Good point. :) (Assuming it is a fine despite being a civil case.) Mea culpa, I haven't actually looked at it in a while, and the cruel and unusual punishment section is the only part I ever hear discussed, usually in the context of supermax prisons or life without parole for juveniles.

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    19. Re:Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by Noughmad · · Score: 1

      Obviously they should sue Google for $1 googol next given what is available on YouTube and how much is downloaded.

      FTFY.

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    20. Re:Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but think of the fines a person pays for a shoplifting charge. If you get caught stealing a beer and then are only forced to pay the cost of the beer then there is actually nothing to lose from stealing it because on the chance you get caught you just pay what you would have anyways. Not saying I agree with the RIAAs retarded claims but you can't just make people pay what it would have cost or you're basically saying "you only have to buy our product if we can catch you stealing it". Which basically gives everyone an incentive to try their luck at theft first and then only buy it if they have to. Hmm, well that's sort of how music works now isn't it? Only buy the CD if you can't find a torrent? You want to run a business on that model?

      Boy, I hate to take the side of the music industry, I feel filthy, but I just wanted to mention that point about the penalty needing to cost more than the product.

    21. Re:Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just remember that the attorneys probably walk with 50% (presumption on my part).

      Even if there are 20 attorneys, $75T / 2 /20 / 2 = $93.75B each. /2 (50% share) /20 (each) /2 (50% tax (ha!))

      Of course, the IRS gets $37.5T...
      Republicans repeal taxes on capital gains
      Democrats raise the 'poverty level'

      The rest of us might as well cry.

    22. Re:Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by Aryden · · Score: 1

      >>>as if everyone who downloads a pirated song would have run out to buy the CD otherwise

      Precisely. I certainly don't buy songs; why should I, when the music is available 24/7 on youtube or pandora? Nowadays the only music I buy is on Greatest Hits CDs (because you get ~20 songs for less than a dollar each).

      The real thing harming music companies (and radio) is the internet and the fact you can access almost anything at anytime you desire. Maybe they should try suing that. (LOL)

      And you sir, by purchasing these greatest hits cd's, are now liable to be sued by the artists for damages due to not legally obtaining a copyrighted work from them.. re: CRIAA recent settlement.

      So let's see here. If I buy a pirated CD, I'm liable for infringment. If I download a pirated song, I'm liable for infringement. If I buy a pirated song (in bundle) from the RIAA's members, I'm NOT liable... WTF

    23. Re:Just highlights to absurdity of these cases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But also we're dealing with a 2-faced enemy. On the one hand they're suing for damages regardless of their actual losses, but on the other hand they throw around words like "stealing" and use their fiscal downturns (absence of evidence) as proof of how much illegal downloading hurts them (evidence of absence). What they say and what they do hardly ever align. So in all of that, it seems they really ARE implying that every download hurts them an absurd amount, or maybe that's just the unintended consequence of letting Legal and PR run as fast as they can in opposite directions.

  7. the court should reply: by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Funny

    There aren't seventy five trillion dollars. Now go away until you have a reasonable grievance.

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    1. Re:the court should reply: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Problem is, they will sue anybody and then try to force the defendant to prove he/she didn't download or pirate copyrighted material. I guess it's easier to profit by suing with more or better lawyers than it is by pricing content more reasonably. The arguments of lost profits would hold only if the real offenders would buy legit copies. That's idiotic. They never would, at least not at current prices -- that's why they're acquiring the bootlegs. Lower prices wouldn't end piracy, but the industry might make up for lower margins with higher volumes.

    2. Re:the court should reply: by Alanbly · · Score: 1

      Actually there is something like $500 trillion in wealth in the world.

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    3. Re:the court should reply: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm thinking that company does not have 15% of the worlds wealth...

    4. Re:the court should reply: by NapalmV · · Score: 1

      Ben can fix that.

    5. Re:the court should reply: by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The price isn't even really the problem. 1 buck for a song, or 10 for a CD, 15-20 for a DVD, that ok. The problem isn't the price. The problem is that even given away freely the competitor (read: copying) offers the superior product.

      1. Produce something that I actually WANT to buy. The music that's currently produced ain't worth my money. Hell, it ain't even worth my bandwidth. It's throwaway trash, in one ear, out the other. Same for the current movies. I haven't seen one in a while, mostly because after about 10 minutes I knew how it's going to run. Get some writers worth the name, get some actors worth their money and I'll want to see them and buy them!

      2. I want to rip my movies. Simple as that. Why? Because I have a nice, big server with a lot of spare storage and a TV that can stream from it. I don't want to see your friggin' ads, if it takes money to get rid of them, make the DVDs a buck or two more expensive. If I get to watch a movie at some point in the future and get to see an ad for a, by then, ancient movie that I knew stunk, it kinda already ruins my experience. No ability to rip them and watch them without searching for the DVD and without ads, no sale.

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    6. Re:the court should reply: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    7. Re:the court should reply: by fritsd · · Score: 1

      In Zimbabwean dollars, for sure!

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    8. Re:the court should reply: by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Your point #2 is excellent, could not agree more when it comes to the discussion that the free/stolen product is much better than the bought and paid for product.... Your point #1; however, is oft repeated as an excuse for copying that really makes no sense. It's starting to bug me, so sorry for picking on you for it because I know it really isn't the point you are trying to get across here ;)

      If the music or movies are that bad, why would you download them in the first place? On top of that, there is such a ridiculous depth and breadth of music out there that there is bound to be something that all the "oh I hate new music" people would like. If there really isn't one, why not pick up some instruments or work with some local band to produce something to fill that niche? After all you may have an untapped market there to break into... But you can't, because that argument falls on its face when it comes to music. The barriers to entry are so low that anybody can record a song in their basement on affordable equipment and distribute it cheaply and easily. Honestly, I don't think there has been a better time on this planet for lovers of music.

      Movies... OK you may have a point. Movies are awful and are significantly more expensive to produce. On the bright side, doing without frees up a lot of time for other pursuits!

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    9. Re:the court should reply: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the fed will just have to print some more.

    10. Re:the court should reply: by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      I think his point #1 actually is more complicated than many people give it credit for, and actually points to something positive the record labels and big movie companies provide(d). I don't like new music and movies either (though there are usually a few movies per year that I like a lot; last year was a pretty good year with classics like Inception and The King's Speech, among others) - it takes about 5-10 years at a minimum for things to percolate before I get into them. All of the bands I really, really like, I first listened to at least that long after their first release.

      Even if that means being really into a band now that I ignored in high school (which was 5-10 years ago) - which can seem weird to people who know me who liked the band when they first came out. Weezer and Radiohead are two examples of bands I got into 5-10 years after their popularity peaked, and of course there's almost an endless supply of "old" music from the 80's and earlier that are just waiting to be "discovered" (from Buddy Holly and The Beatles to The Smiths, etc.)

      The reason is that with time, all of the crappy stuff is forgotten. You only really hear about the really good stuff from earlier decades. So if you look up some lists of, say "Best albums of the 90's", you'll find some incredibly good stuff - even if the only music you remember hearing in the 90's was shitty boy bands and R&B (none of which will be on anyone's list).

      Same with movies - most are forgettable. Look up what movies came out in past decades - for every classic, there are dozens of films that were completely forgotten. No different from today.

      So how did the big companies help? Used to be that they were the arbiter, and only "good" stuff got widely released. Yeah, that almost always meant things they thought they could sell, but very few truly great artists were not picked up by a label eventually. Nowadays, if you look for new music it's a minefield - most is self-produced garbage. You still need arbiters, and even though there are good ones (plenty of websites that cover new music and help you find the good stuff) it's still a minefield. That's why I prefer to wait a few years before trying new music, because it's easier to tell what was actually good.

      To be clear, I prefer today's music world where there's a lot more variety and plenty of options. Just wanted to point out that the labels weren't entirely useless pre-internet.

    11. Re:the court should reply: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then the record companies bringing the suit should be fined for purposely wasting the courts time and making a mockery of the legal system.

    12. Re:the court should reply: by Aryden · · Score: 1

      I don't like the new shit they are spewing out, all the music i generally like to listen to, I have purchased, downloaded or gotten from friends. When/if they do actually produce music that is worth me listening to, I MIGHT consider buying it, but if someone else does and gives me a copy... ah well.

    13. Re:the court should reply: by Alanbly · · Score: 1

      No, in USD

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    14. Re:the court should reply: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the court shouldn't blink an eye at it. Because there is so much money at stake, no jury or judge in the world would actually award the recording industry the case, which means that it would create a precedent that simply creating sharing software is not illegal, and does not infringe on somebody's copyright. That would be a great precedent to set.

    15. Re:the court should reply: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Movies... OK you may have a point. Movies are awful and are significantly more expensive to produce. On the bright side, doing without frees up a lot of time for other pursuits!

      Downloading music, for example :D

    16. Re:the court should reply: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on. The Judge should just play it through with a straight face and award them the money on the condition it's paid in monopoly money.

  8. Collections Agency by smist08 · · Score: 1

    Good luck collecting that. Wonder if a collections agency would take the job?

    1. Re:Collections Agency by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      If they thought they could get 1% upfront as a security fee, I'm sure there are lots of collection agencies who would love that job.

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    2. Re:Collections Agency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck collecting that. Wonder if a collections agency would take the job?

      I'd take the job, but would demand my 1% commission in advance

    3. Re:Collections Agency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean, the US military? I had no idea that Limewire was based in Libya/Iraq/Afghanistan/Insert Victim Here!

  9. This is good by ravenspear · · Score: 4, Informative

    Because it does highlight the absurdity of the statutory damages for copyright infringement.

    1. Re:This is good by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      Because it does highlight the absurdity of the statutory damages for copyright infringement.

      Well, yes and no. I don't think we have oppressive copyright laws due simply to the ignorance of the public and the lawmakers. I don't think this case will make lawmakers and less foolish, any more attentive to the actual bills on which they vote, or any less corrupted by lobbyists.

    2. Re:This is good by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      This should be let run as it is - think about it: the lawyers are probably working on a percentage basis for a win so...The RIAA is awarded 75 trillion...Limewire goes bankrupt...the RIAA owes the lawyers x% of 75 trillion and goes bankrupt...the lawyers get nothing.

      OK, a degree of discomfort for the Limewire guys, but overall a good potential outcome.

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    3. Re:This is good by Captain+Spam · · Score: 1

      Because it does highlight the absurdity of the statutory damages for copyright infringement.

      True, but haven't there been **AA cases in the past whose damages requested are easily in the range of "absurd", if not quite so much as this one? I'm not sure how much more highlighting we can put on it if nobody seems to be paying attention but us.

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  10. Wow... what an honor by h00manist · · Score: 2

    It's almost a compliment for a tiny software company to be sued for that amount. No matter what the result, the authors will become part of history. That's practically the budget of a country.

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    1. Re:Wow... what an honor by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Practically? It's several times the GDP of the US.

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    2. Re:Wow... what an honor by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 5, Interesting

      75 trillion dollars is more than the GDP of the planet in 2010.

      62 trillion dollars was the total global GDP in 2010 according to the IMF

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)

    3. Re:Wow... what an honor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      75 trillion dollars is more than the GDP of the planet in 2010.

      Exactly! If piracy was abolished, nobody would ever go hungry again.

    4. Re:Wow... what an honor by Sir_Sri · · Score: 3, Informative

      To be fair. wealth and GDP are not the same.

      The only figures I have are for 2005, but the UK had worth of 5.8 trillion pounds (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/value-of-uk-plc-rises-to-163100000-for-each-man-woman-and-child-500266.html), with a GDP of 1.2 trillion, giving a roughly factor of 5 difference. Assuming that ratio roughly holds for 2010/2011 and to other countries, the total net worth of the world is about 300 trillion dollars (nominal but I'm not sure on PPP it would be much different).

      It's not like they are claiming damages for just one year, so we probably shouldn't claim total economic output for just one year.

      I mean, obviously the music business is worth nearly 1/4 of everything on the planet, food, cars, TV's aircraft, computers, houses, and limewire must have scurried away all that money. Put another way, the total inhabited land area of the planet is 150 million square kilometres, so the music business is worth approximatedly 1/4 of that, which is the total area of russia, the USA and china combined.

    5. Re:Wow... what an honor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Piracy is worse than I thought! The world economy would be so much greater if it weren't for those pirates!

    6. Re:Wow... what an honor by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      The person I replied to said "That's practically the budget of a country." My reply of GDP was to show it's much much more than the budget of a country, but more than all the gross product of all the nations on Earth for a year.

    7. Re:Wow... what an honor by purpledinoz · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but think about those bastard aliens who are pirating songs from radio signals. They should pay up too. You have to consider the GDP of the universe!

    8. Re:Wow... what an honor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      75 trillion dollars is more than the GDP of the planet in 2010.

      62 trillion dollars was the total global GDP in 2010 according to the IMF

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)

      So, basically they are asking for all the money in the world. I knew they were going to get around to this sooner or later. Guess it is sooner.

    9. Re:Wow... what an honor by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      ya, it's an absurdly large sum of money by any measure, or for pretty much anything, at least as most of us who speak english understand it.

      Though, there are 'short' and 'long' scale uses of billion and trillion, which are well, wildly different, and so someone from continental europe or an older english person may be easily confused into thinking the article means a factor of 1 million different from what they actually do. Yes, having two scales with the same names is stupid.

    10. Re:Wow... what an honor by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      I had all the zeros typed out at one point, thought "well thats stupid" and you are totally correct.

      Yes, long and short billion and trillion are really farking stupid to still have.

    11. Re:Wow... what an honor by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      "Next case. The RIAA vs. the Andromeda Galaxy. Representing the defendant, Beebleplex Z-9."

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    12. Re:Wow... what an honor by rwv · · Score: 1

      It's not like they are claiming damages for just one year

      If the hyperbola in the fricking summary can be believed, then they are claiming damages for all infringement dating back to 1877, when the phonograph was invented by Edison. ^_^

      IIRC, Edison went on to lead a small company that's called General Electric. I'd like to suggest that the RIAA should go after the real bad guys and launch a Multi-Trillion lawsuit against one of the world's richest companies (whose market cap is $200 Billion).

    13. Re:Wow... what an honor by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but think about those bastard aliens who are pirating songs from radio signals. They should pay up too. You have to consider the GDP of the universe!

      At $75 Trillion, I'd say they've already considered this...

  11. It is how much they think they would have made... by aapold · · Score: 1

    if it weren't for people making illegal copies of wax cylinders on day 2...

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  12. All your money are belong to us. by gstrickler · · Score: 1

    Your logic that $75 trillion is more than the entire music industry has made in recorded history is irrelevant, we are the MAFIAA, you will submit to our will.

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    1. Re:All your money are belong to us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your logic that $75 trillion is more than the entire music industry has made in recorded history is irrelevant, we are the MAFIAA, you will submit to our will.

      More like the Borg, "Resistance is futile"

  13. Dr. Evil would be proud.... by WoodburyMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dr. Evil would be proud...

    1. Re:Dr. Evil would be proud.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 MILLION DOLLARS!

    2. Re:Dr. Evil would be proud.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The RIAA lawyers make Dr. Evil look like a piker...

    3. Re:Dr. Evil would be proud.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah. He'd go for $75 BRAZILIAN. Trillion ...pfft!

    4. Re:Dr. Evil would be proud.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the figure was dictated by a version of the RIAA from 2050 that traveled back in time...next they'll go back to 2050 and ask for ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

    5. Re:Dr. Evil would be proud.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny

  14. 75 Trillion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An industry that is worth less than $2 Trillion is suing for $75 Trillion?!?!

    What did they use to bribe the legislature? Cocain, blowjobs, cash?

    A fucking harem of concubines??

    I hope that our elected corporate prostitutes got a good bribe for these crazy laws,

  15. I'll go ahead and cover this one. by FSWKU · · Score: 4, Funny

    I assume THIS will suffice for payment? I do, however, expect them to return the proper amount of change to me. If they are not able to handle denominations this large, then I will assume the debt to be null and void as it has been proven the funds are available, but they are refusing to take the money.

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    1. Re:I'll go ahead and cover this one. by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      That would be a truly epic response. I applaud you good sir.

      --
      APK likes to ask for responses to the same things over and over. Maybe he just likes the responses?
    2. Re:I'll go ahead and cover this one. by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      It's probably all the Star Wars clips I've been watching on Youtube, but that reminded me of this James Earl Jones movie quote:

      I know you have been inconvenienced, and I'm prepared to compensate you. Shall we say, one million-- a-HA!!

      --
      "We are Microsoft. You shall be assimilated. Competition is futile."
  16. More than the entire worlds gnp? by vawwyakr · · Score: 1

    I don't think they could ever be paid the amount asked for even if they won and the total amount is awarded. Maybe Limewire could hand over a few countries as a down payment.

  17. There should be a winner takes all scheme to this by Arancaytar · · Score: 2

    Frivolous damage claims should be punishable by a payment of 10% of the claims to the defendant. That'd put a stop to this shit at once.

  18. Yikes by nibbles2004 · · Score: 1

    the world's GDP is only $58 Trillion, guess Limewire gonna need to borrow from the Martian IMF

    1. Re:Yikes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marvin the collections officer is a real dick.

  19. Is That More Than a Brazillion? by theodp · · Score: 5, Funny

    Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

    1. Re:Is That More Than a Brazillion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Donald Rumsfeld isn't an advisor to Pres. Obama. You're at least 2 years too late with the joke.

    2. Re:Is That More Than a Brazillion? by vawwyakr · · Score: 1

      That's a pres Bush joke.

    3. Re:Is That More Than a Brazillion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was the secretary of defense until December of 2006. So he is actually more than 4 years too late.

    4. Re:Is That More Than a Brazillion? by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, your joke admits that Bush is a sympathetic soul who cares about the lives of ordinary people.

    5. Re:Is That More Than a Brazillion? by EventHorizon_pc · · Score: 0

      Wow... I wrote the same joke a while back and got a 0,redundant.

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1206483&cid=27666799

      Kudos to posting at the right time and place. (or not, according to the rest of the replies to your post)

      So, how many unique funny comments do you think there are on /., and how many are repeated a couple times every month? I'm thinking that if you compiled all of them together that you could get an astonishingly good rate of compression...

      After a while, jokes should be added to an un-funny-modable blacklist. This would promote more creative jokes as well as be an easily accessible archive for jokes. We could look back and see what stupid thing we thought was funny umpteen years ago. "Pfft, a car analogy? That officially stopped being funny in .... let me look it up... 2009 when it was modded funny for the 1,785th time." We could also associate the first use of a joke to a given person, so we could easily send hate PMs for the collective "ughhh" forced upon society by their careless, but ironically thoughtful, humor.

    6. Re:Is That More Than a Brazillion? by iceaxe · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, I still laughed. Perhaps I am also outdated.

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    7. Re:Is That More Than a Brazillion? by Iskender · · Score: 1

      You've been modded down but I like your line of thought.

    8. Re:Is That More Than a Brazillion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Donald Rumsfeld isn't Obama's SoD. And they're Libyan, not Brazilian.

  20. April already? by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

    At first I thought this was an early April Fool's joke.

    And for some reason, I read "75 trillion dollars!" in Dr. Evil's voice.

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    1. Re:April already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I would give for Stephen Colbert to interview Mike Myers as his Dr.Evil character, pretending to have taken over the RIAA as his next criminal venture, discussing this exact same subject...

  21. I don't know if my math is correct, but... by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 2

    Does that mean they really think that, were it not for LimeWire, each and every person on Earth would buy 625 albuns more than they currently have, at about 20 bucks each? It amounts to about 75 trillion.

    1. Re:I don't know if my math is correct, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there's one way to prove it - everybody stop pirating, and see how much money they make.
      Pirates are awesome and only ever do what's best for society, not what's best for themselves, so they should have no problem putting this little social experiment into action. Right...?

    2. Re:I don't know if my math is correct, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The copyright law says that the minimum fine for copyright infringement is $250 per incident and $150,000 if it was willful (ie. you knew you were doing it and did it anyways). So if like me you have 3k+ songs in your library X $250 that is supposed to be the minimum possible fine. It isn't just trying to recover the cost of the item but the hassle of the copyright holder in tracking you down and going to court over something you should have paid him/her for + punishment (a whole lot of it). It has to be more than the cost of the item because otherwise everything copyrighted would just be pirated and it would be a "I'll pay you if you can catch me" market.

  22. Greater than the GDP of the world. by ustolemyname · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Greater than the GDP of the world. by haruchai · · Score: 1

      That's 58 Trillion, not billion

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    2. Re:Greater than the GDP of the world. by ustolemyname · · Score: 1

      That should be trillion, my bad.

    3. Re:Greater than the GDP of the world. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trillion, not billion. Still a valid point.

    4. Re:Greater than the GDP of the world. by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      Your link says trillion, not billion. Or is this that whole UK thing where they use a different definition of billion then the rest of the world?

    5. Re:Greater than the GDP of the world. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Haruchai?

      I could kick your ass.

    6. Re:Greater than the GDP of the world. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Brits use a Queen's Billion, whereas we use an Imperial Billion.

    7. Re:Greater than the GDP of the world. by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      While the US billion is a thousand million, the UK billion is a million million. In the US, a million million is a trillion.

    8. Re:Greater than the GDP of the world. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only UK? USA is not the rest of the world!!!

    9. Re:Greater than the GDP of the world. by MattBD · · Score: 2

      Not anymore. The British definition of a billion used to be 10 to the power of 12, but by the 1970's the American definition of a billion as 10 to the power of 9 had gained popular currency, and it was changed to the short-scale American version. So nowadays almost everyone here uses a billion to refer to 10 to the power of 9.

    10. Re:Greater than the GDP of the world. by mijelh · · Score: 1

      I think most of the world uses the original long scale (1 billion = 10^12), dating back to the XV century: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_and_short_scales
      Curiously, both meanings (1 billion = 10^12 and 1 billion = 10^9) originated on France

    11. Re:Greater than the GDP of the world. by haruchai · · Score: 1

      I''m also known as Kenaustin Ardenol and am hardly InCONsequentIAL

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      Pain is merely failure leaving the body
    12. Re:Greater than the GDP of the world. by mcvos · · Score: 1

      I think the UK uses the same weird billions as the US, though it's the US that's to blame for that weird "short billion" (as I sometimes see it called).

      Most of the rest of the world is still sticking to the sensible system, I believe.

    13. Re:Greater than the GDP of the world. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Kenaustin Ardenol lol... the Ak-Haru was not Haruchai. Does Kenaustin Ardenol sound like a Haruchai name to you? Bannor, Cale, Galt... bam, Ak-Haru Kenaustin Ardenol.

    14. Re:Greater than the GDP of the world. by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Did you overlook the reference in inconsequential?

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      Pain is merely failure leaving the body
    15. Re:Greater than the GDP of the world. by haruchai · · Score: 1

      I created my Slashdot username in '99; at that time, the existence of the Insequent wasn't known and all that had been revealed about Kenaustin Ardenol was that he possessed or had acquired all skills and abilities to which the Haruchai aspire - that's what Ak-haru implies.
      In the One Tree, there was no mention of whether or not he was originally a Haruchai, or the origin of his name.

      --
      Pain is merely failure leaving the body
    16. Re:Greater than the GDP of the world. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes I did. I also had the last book in my hands the day it was released (October 18), and had it finished within 2 days.

      By the way, have you read The Gap Cycle?

    17. Re:Greater than the GDP of the world. by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Yes, I have although I no longer own any of the books. Perhaps I'll pick them up again - Stephen has been one of my top 3 favorites since '78

      --
      Pain is merely failure leaving the body
    18. Re:Greater than the GDP of the world. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Mark Chadbourn (Age of Misrule, first of 3 trilogies) would be the only other great, well-written epic I can name. Deepgate Codex (trilogy) is another I liked, but the writing is ... eh read it, reading something so good but so bad in that way is quite an experience. Joseph Nassise "The Templar Chronicles" is more base, but also very good.

    19. Re:Greater than the GDP of the world. by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Hmm, books to consider then, thanks. I also have never found a series that captivated like the Covenant Chronicles; Donaldson's use of unusual and archaic words and the way he formed them truly brought the Land and his Earth alive for me. In my more carefree years, I used to pick up one of the books in the 1st trilogy, drop it and start reading from where it opened. Many, many times, I would read to the end.

      But, getting back to Kenaustin Ardenol, a couple years ago, I spotted an inconsistency between Fatal Revenant and White Gold Wielder which was also noticed by a longtime fan and which Donaldson admitted was a screwup on his part.

      http://www.stephendonaldson.com/fromtheauthor/viewSpoilers.php?Recno=3465?all=&any=

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      Pain is merely failure leaving the body
    20. Re:Greater than the GDP of the world. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      "It's time to call a spade a fucking shovel" brilliant.

    21. Re:Greater than the GDP of the world. by haruchai · · Score: 1

      I rather like his remark about his age (I'm starting to feel his pain) on the page where he talks about how long he dodged Lester Del Rey's requests for a sequel and how long ago he came up with some of the central ideas for the Last Chronicles.

      "I may not be as old as dirt, but dirt and I are starting to have an awful lot in common"
      I think I'll use it as my Slashdot .sig one of these years

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      Pain is merely failure leaving the body
    22. Re:Greater than the GDP of the world. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I actually want a 10-years-later on The Gap Cycle, a new series for The Amnion Wars or such. Banking on the idea that Morn is now healthy again, an office-style higher-up under Min, but refuses to stay in the office--i.e. she has an executive position that would normally be earth-staffed, but spends a lot of her time captaining her own ship, which is assigned to another "captain" given a sort of intermediate rank (i.e. she is the official captain, but he holds a rank above the typical captain's second, and holds captain's rank when she isn't on board). Davies has his own ship.

      10 years later, the Amnion decide to follow up with their direct assault. War.

      The only problem is there's no Holt Fasner anymore. Holt Fasner was the only character in the series that could possibly be Holt Fasner. The series was great because of all the trouble he caused on one end of the universe while all this action was going on at the other, with both of these things being so deeply intertwined yet so very independent: the political bullshit was an annoyance to Morn and company (and anyone who physically got far away--Min was tied to politics hard, then only irritated by them when she physically got Morn on her ship), and the actions of Morn and crew were an annoyance to Holt Fasner and the dealings of the senate. Neither was on-edge gasping in anticipation at the very next precision actions of the other; they were occasionally stumbling over vague and formless bullshit from the opposite end of the universe.

      The illegals never had much of a super-organization. Even the lab they blew up was just a minor player with only self-concern. Mainly those people want to stay out of your way, occasionally rob you but overall let you get on with your life. They're now concerned with stealing and black-marketing anti-mutagen, if anything; but they have no care over anything deeper than that.

      Holt wanted to control everything. Everything. He wanted to control the Amnion, wanted to live forever and take control of the senate, security forces across the whole universe, all of everything, everywhere. He had the drive and the power to do so. Warden was the best counter-play possible, and Hashi Lebohl was an excellent balancing tool for this. The entire cast was amazing.

      Following up a decade later to see what happens next--I'm certain there's more hostility coming from the Amnion, as their entire existence has always been at a cold war with Humanity--makes sense. But I don't see how the story could ever come across as deep and rich as the original series, which is a pity.

  23. No no no ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they just want break record ... no wait, set _a_ record, that's it :P

    1. Re:No no no ... by MikeDirnt69 · · Score: 1

      But they can break all records, nobody buys any after all!

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  24. Some perspective by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 5, Informative

    Putting this figure into context, $75 trillion is about $250000 per person in the USA. If the rest of the world wants to shoulder its share, it becomes a mere $12000 per person over the entire planet.

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    1. Re:Some perspective by Toe,+The · · Score: 1

      And you don't think that some crappy mp3s of Michael Jackson are worth every penny that?!?

    2. Re:Some perspective by Seumas · · Score: 5, Interesting

      More accurately, it's about $750,000 per tax-payer in the USA. And ridiculously more when you break down the people who only pay a small percentage of the taxes.

      A bundle of $100 bills totaling 75 trillion bucks would weigh 10,000 tons (20 million pounds). It would be what you see in the linked photo below (notice the human for size comparison, in the very left bottom corner) . . . MULTIPLIED BY 75 MORE PILES HIGH.

      http://media.mercola.com/imageserver/public/2009/March/pallet_x_10000.jpg

    3. Re:Some perspective by ThunderBird89 · · Score: 2

      Or seventy bloody five times the size of the Obama Bailout Package. Remember how shocked the world was to hear that figure?

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    4. Re:Some perspective by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the entire bailout package between the last two presidents was around eight trillion dollars (including TARP).

    5. Re:Some perspective by Chowderbags · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Even more accurately, $75 trillion is the GDP of the whole fucking planet. Even $400 billion is more than the GDP of Belgium.

      The only thing I can possibly assume is that they'll try to act like they're really hurting to "only" sue for a few tens of billions, then when they don't get paid, they'll find some way to write it off on their tax returns for the next INTEGER_OVERFLOW years so that they won't have to pay a cent of taxes ever again. Heck, they might come crying to the government saying that their balance sheets show a loss of trillions of dollars, so they need a bailout. I so very much want to see a judge listen to their entire argument very calmly, then just chuckle.

    6. Re:Some perspective by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      $100 bills? No, them must be paid in pennies!

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    7. Re:Some perspective by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Running a bit off topic here, but you do realize that TARP was a series of loans, of which last I knew most if not all have been repaid.

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      Two of my imaginary friends reproduced once ... with negative results.
    8. Re:Some perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a gazillion dollar bill lying around. They just have to give me the change.

    9. Re:Some perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that's about the same as the entire world gross product. give or take a 5 trillion or so.

    10. Re:Some perspective by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

      About half of the national debt.

    11. Re:Some perspective by Chibinium · · Score: 2

      They're not thinking big enough. I could pay off that whole Limewire suit with a single 100 trillion Zimbabwe bill.

    12. Re:Some perspective by tomcode · · Score: 2

      Well I would have spent $250,000 on music, but downloading for free was just so easy!

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    13. Re:Some perspective by afidel · · Score: 2

      To put it in perspective it's 125% of 2010's world economic output.

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    14. Re:Some perspective by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >More accurately, it's about $750,000 per tax-payer in the USA.

      So it brings it down to a comprehensible number. That says more about the huge size of the population than it does about the damage amount.

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    15. Re:Some perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      According to the CIA's World Factbook, $75T is also $0.51T more than the 2010 GDP of the world using its Purchasing Power Parity algorithm. That's $510B short, if _every single dollar made in the entire world_ last year was paid out (including, of course, the record industry's own profits).

      I do wonder, though: if the record industry somehow managed to successfully sue someone for more money than the entire world combined made last year and also magically managed to get payment in full, how much would the artists who made the content under dispute get?

    16. Re:Some perspective by Patch86 · · Score: 5, Informative

      To add more fun statistical context, the CIA World Factbook tells me that Planet Earth's entire money supply coincidentally equals (at the broadest estimate) $75.86 trillion.

      So, the music industry is basically asking Limewire for all of Earth's money. I hope their lawsuit is backed up by a frickin' "laser" on the moon.

    17. Re:Some perspective by saleenS281 · · Score: 1

      *with interest. We technically made money on that deal. Of course, the banks are just trying to make it up through new fees now anyways...

    18. Re:Some perspective by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Well, then just pay the new debt to the record companies by taking another loan.

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    19. Re:Some perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Next time they file a lawsuit like this, they'll use those made-up words that we used to use as kids. They'll sue TPB for 890 gazillionmilliontrillion dollars!

    20. Re:Some perspective by ThePromenader · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The record companies' "losses" == "money we 'could have' made": a falacious argument for many reasons, but even if piracy never existed, how can they claim that every downloader would have gone out and bought a cd?

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    21. Re:Some perspective by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

      To put this figure even more into context...

      The entire Beatles copyrights were sold to MJ a few years back for 47.5$ million. (http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2009/06/jacksons-death-puts-lucrative-beatles-copyrights-in-play/)
      Wikipedia lists 305 Beatles songs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Beatles_songs).
      So -- if my math is correct -- for 75$ trillion, you'd be able to buy the full copyright to over 480 million songs, assuming each copyright would cost as much as a Beatles' song (most probably don't).

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    22. Re:Some perspective by exomondo · · Score: 1

      To add more fun statistical context, the CIA World Factbook tells me that Planet Earth's entire money supply coincidentally equals (at the broadest estimate) $75.86 trillion.

      So, the music industry is basically asking Limewire for all of Earth's money. I hope their lawsuit is backed up by a frickin' "laser" on the moon.

      I want a gajillion bajillion dollars!

    23. Re:Some perspective by Indiana+Joe · · Score: 1

      No, it's over five times the US National Debt (currently ~$14 trillion US).

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    24. Re:Some perspective by magarity · · Score: 2

      Putting this figure into context, $75 trillion is about $250000 per person in the USA.

      Let's try an even better context: if they won the suit and this amount were taxed at 18%, the US Federal deficit could be paid off.

    25. Re:Some perspective by magarity · · Score: 1

      Sorry, replace 'deficit' with 'debt'.

    26. Re:Some perspective by Lyrata · · Score: 2

      Thank you, Photoshop! http://i.imgur.com/5BH5T.jpg (The image above from Seumas multiplied by 75)

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    27. Re:Some perspective by silanea · · Score: 1

      With one U.S. penny weighing 2.5 g that would amount to a modest 18,750,000,000 to. Assuming short scale. I think I will need an XKDC issue to even begin to make sense of the sheer mass of money those loonies are asking for.

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    28. Re:Some perspective by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Who's "we"? I don't know about you, but when the government makes money, I don't see a dime of it, since it's all spent on stupid crap like useless wars and social services for lazy people.

    29. Re:Some perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, paying them would only encourage them to continue being the worlds most self important least needed middlemen and disturb the process of decay as the music industry dies. It is important, as Marlin Perkins used to say, not to disturb the cycle of life in the wild. It is necessary after all, for the industry to pass on in order that musicians be encouraged to continue making music on the premise that people will find their talent of value. In addition to mating rituals during the performance season, musicians will render their services in a nocturnal ceremony called playing live. Here the musicians will market not only their performance ,but also any retail goods they may offer to commemorate the ceremony. In the off season they will record more music to offer to their fans in hopes of future attendance of their particular ceremony. Ahhh they cycle of life...gives me a stiffie, how 'bout you?

    30. Re:Some perspective by saleenS281 · · Score: 2

      Yes, you're successful DESPITE your environment, not BECAUSE of it. Had you been born in Ethiopia, your standard of living would be even better than it is today. NOT MY PRESIDENT!!

    31. Re:Some perspective by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points, because that is awesome . I thought about doing that, but I don't even have photoshop or gimp installed, so I punked out. That is just astonishing. And, remember, those are $100 bills! Imagine if we were talking single dollars! It'd be another 100 times THAT image! Holy crap!

    32. Re:Some perspective by jrumney · · Score: 2

      Or put into music industry terms, a kilo of coke a day for every music industry employee.

    33. Re:Some perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all of earth's money! hilarious! lol

    34. Re:Some perspective by Spatial · · Score: 1

      Demand the ridiculous, then 'compromise' down to your real demands. They look a lot better that way.

    35. Re:Some perspective by $pace6host · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. I think I've solved the deficit problem! How much in taxes will these record companies owe on their $75 trillion? Even if they just pay 2% (which seems a little high when you compare with the effective tax rates paid by companies like Bank Of America) it would be $1.5 trillion, so it would take care of the budget deficit. It'd even put a hundred billion or so toward the US national debt. Problem solved! Now PAY UP, LIMEWIRE!!!!!

    36. Re:Some perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or u cld by pss ch cnsrshp n mk a fl o/t cia

    37. Re:Some perspective by Anthony+Mouse · · Score: 1

      This is why I advocate negative copyright. If you notice, big time actors and record executives are millionaires. I think we can all agree that they're unjustly overcompensated. Notice also that the more popular their works, the more overcompensated they are. It seems clear that we have copyright backwards -- anyone who copies it should be paid by the authors.

      This should be just enough to correct the injustice, and in addition to that it serves the constitutional goal of promoting the progress, by increasing the incentives for dissemination of information, which in the existing copyright system is significantly impaired. It also corrects the market failure whereby music consumers consume music by performers, and thereby are induced -- without being compensated for the unwanted inducement -- to go out and buy concert tickets. Reverse copyright will help to recover some of the outlay that consumers are induced to make on those tickets.

      I think we can all agree that a bill on this matter should be taken up by Congress immediately.

    38. Re:Some perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, the music industry is basically asking Limewire for all of Earth's money. I hope their lawsuit is backed up by a frickin' "laser" on the moon.

      The orbiting death rays come AFTER they get all of Earth's money. Until then, they must settle for shark-mounted lasers.

    39. Re:Some perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like this lawsuit any time a kid's eyes are bigger than their stomach you just put your hands together and say "Sorry sweety but you can't have that." "WHY!!?" "Sorry, but you can't..." This goes on for a while then you distract them with something like Lady Gaga sales and they forget all about what they originally wanted.

    40. Re:Some perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even more, more accurately, $75 trillion will be the U.S.'s federal budget for fiscal year 2012.

    41. Re:Some perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the entertainment industry is trying to save us from Chronotoms we don't know about? Has time been skipping recently?

    42. Re:Some perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well we all know of course that Belgium is pretty much a non-country

    43. Re:Some perspective by Kagura · · Score: 1
    44. Re:Some perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "See, once all of these guys get all of Earth's money, I will sue them. I will say they depressed me, and I didn't end up writing the most popular song in the known Universe, thus making me the richest man on the planet. /puff /puff /pass"

      The legal system needs drug testing after that one. It sounds like someone did bong hits in a van in the parking garage, typed it up on a laptop, printed it out and waltzed it in pretty as you please stoned stupid.

    45. Re:Some perspective by Eivind · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's actually a lot worse than "money we could have made", because actual sale-price, assuming every downloader would ALWAYS buy the song, is on the order of $1/song.

      Meanwhile, statutory damages for copyright-infringement is between $750 and $30,000 per infringement, at the discretion of the court, but willfull infringement can be up to $150.000.

      These absurd numers is thus the results of claiming up to $150.000 of damages, for a copy that, if legally bought, would have cost a maximum of $1. (and in the real world, offcourse, only a small fraction -would- have bought the same amount of music if copying wasn't possible)

      Claiming "money we could have made" would merely be ridicolous. But they're one-upping that - they're claiming damages equal to 150.000 times what they would have made if everyone bought all the music.

    46. Re:Some perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Even more accurately, $75 trillion is the GDP of the whole fucking planet."

      Don't you know that pop music on CD is the most important thing humanity has ever created? It's MUCH more important than a global, survivable, p2p communications technology ;)

    47. Re:Some perspective by Custard+Horse · · Score: 1

      That's a good point. Where a spurious law suit ends with a punitive settlement, the recipient should be required to pay the tax up front and only be able to reclaim that amount after it becomes clear that the defendant does not have the means to pay. I propose 6 years as a start (the basic time limitation in UK law). I am open to other suggestions.

    48. Re:Some perspective by JimboG · · Score: 1

      Overheard in the RIAA's offices last week: RIAA Exec no. 1) "Those bastards, We're going to sue them for all the money in the world!" RIAA Exec no. 2) "We can do that?"

    49. Re:Some perspective by xenobyte · · Score: 1

      Next time they file a lawsuit like this, they'll use those made-up words that we used to use as kids. They'll sue TPB for 890 gazillionmilliontrillion dollars!

      A danish Donald Duck translator invented countless words in order to translate stuff into danish in ways the kids would understand, and to describe the size of Scrooge McDuck's fortune she invented "fantasillion" (combining "fantasi" (imagination) and "million") and I would say that it should come in handy here. Or the words "bazillion" or "gazillion"... Or maybe Googolplex... Like Googolplexillions...

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    50. Re:Some perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow. i'm pretty sure i have not istened to 250K worth of music in my lifetime. woof.

    51. Re:Some perspective by JohhnyTHM · · Score: 1

      I do wonder, though: if the record industry somehow managed to successfully sue someone for more money than the entire world combined made last year and also magically managed to get payment in full, how much would the artists who made the content under dispute get?

      Nothing, same as they got in all the other lawsuits/shakedowns.

    52. Re:Some perspective by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Why is it people always make these silly calculations. It really doesn't matter in the least and is completely ignoring important aspects behind much of tort law. The fact you broke it out per person in the US makes your post even more ridiculous than the numbers being demanded.

      If you don't believe the damages the law allows for are reasonable, demand either new laws or in the least, demand a modification of the existing law. The simple fact is, the law was broken. Under existing law, that's the damages allowed for which has absolutely ZERO bearing on the amount the industry has ever made, what the value of the industry is, and it especially has absolutely nothing to do with the amount per person in the USA. Maybe next you'll tell me the amount per banana in the world in 1812 - as it is of equal significance and relevance.

      Here's the facts, contrary to the retarded hyperbole which is all too often put forward with these types of articles. They knowingly and willfully violated the law. Period. The law has financial implications when violated which are not directly tied to the value of the works. Using the factors relevant under the law, willful violators can face incredibly huge monetary losses - as is completely intended by the law. The law is designed to impose such massive financial loss that people are to reconsider their actions before it gets to this point. Limewire understood what they were doing and decided that they'd be willing to face such huge numbers. This shouldn't be the least bit surprising to anyone. And I don't hear anyone acknowledging how completely, insanely, utterly stupid, they were for doing this. Any discussion which doesn't at least acknowledging Limewire's complete stupidity and begging to be sued for such massive numbers is either dishonest or ignorant.

      The real story here is, fucking idiots sued for knowingly violating the law with full awareness of the massive financial implications possible under the existing law.

      Advocating piracy (not saying you, specifically, are advocating) only re-enforces the need for these laws and actually encourages yet more draconian copyright laws. The simple fact is, the vast majority of pro-pirates I've had discussion literally have no idea what they are talking about. They typically parrot absolutely distorted and detached, and unreasonable idealism which have absolutely no bearing in the real world. All too often they refuse to acknowledge artists deserve to make a living. They refuse to acknowledge they deserve some protection under the law, just as everyone else receives. The ignorantly advocate socialism - but only so long as the discussion doesn't include their income. And worse, most discussions go so far south they are not even in the real world - rather they are just left of unicorns and pixie dust, and have no clue how truly stupid, ignorant, and uneducated they sound. And these is frequently from people are otherwise seem fairly well educated.

      If you're truly outraged, stop with the ignorant promotion of socialism, unicorns, pixie dust, and utopian discussions and deal with the real world. The world has recourse here. Contact your representatives and make an effort to change things rather that actively work to re-enforce the strength of these laws and legitimize their needs. Until you do so, its just one more reason why pirates are hypocritical and delusional.

      Oh, one last thing - stop conflating everything together, usually though complete ignorance, into one huge bucket. Its yet another reason why pirates constantly sounds like complete idiots.

    53. Re:Some perspective by easyTree · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure there's a typo in the summary. It should read $75 Trillion per mp3.

    54. Re:Some perspective by mldi · · Score: 1

      $5 each.

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    55. Re:Some perspective by Golddess · · Score: 1

      No, no, just no. They could melt down the pennies and sell the raw metals for more than they asked for. Which while melting down currency is supposed to be illegal, when has something being illegal ever stopped the MAFIAA?

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    56. Re:Some perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bought the Record and then I bought the cassette, so I 'll be damned if I'm going to go out and by the CD!!!

    57. Re:Some perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This one doesn't work.....to write it off they would first have to have realized it as a profit. You can't lose what you never had, and if they'd had it they would have owed taxes on it.

    58. Re:Some perspective by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      So basically, (loss + statutory loss) * (legal fees) * (pain and suffering over not being able to afford the latest yacht).

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    59. Re:Some perspective by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      That should tell us this case is little more than intimidation. If I were Limewire, I'd retort that this is extortion on a literally astronomical scale; alas, I don't think they have the money to sustain too much resistance.

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    60. Re:Some perspective by Eivind · · Score: 1

      Not it's max(real_loss, statutory_loss)+legal_fees

      Statutory losses is something you can choose to insist on INSTEAD of actual damages, they're meant to be a simplifying mechanism, and in some cases they work well. The absurdity only arises because of the crazyness of multiplying by number of downloads, even of the same work. This was REJECTED by the judge, by the way.

  25. How else? by Mitsoid · · Score: 1

    Ummm.. How else will big record labels stay in business? If people will not buy CD's because the prices are too expensive... But they can't lower prices because they want to make X dollars per CD sold (non-negotiable)... then they need to find alternate sources of income

    Lawsuits are the next best source...

    Personally, I'm sticking to "Radio" like sources.. Pandora for instance... and going with Creative Commons music

    I Have not seen a band in ages that I liked enough to buy their CD's unless they were far out of date and on sale for $5

    1. Re:How else? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Those who can, do
      Those who can't, sue

      And, bluntly, why do you say them going out of business as if it was a bad thing?

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  26. 75 Trillion Eh? by BJ_Covert_Action · · Score: 2

    So.....Limewire's supposed to be responsible for lost profits in excess of 5 times the GDP of the world's largest national economy?. Yeah, good luck with that one dipshits.

  27. Freedom has been sold to the highest bidder by YodasEvilTwin · · Score: 1

    And that, my friends, is why the damage amounts set by the Copyright Act amount to cruel and unusual punishment. If $75 trillion is many orders of magnitude too high for X millions of infringements, then $75 trillion / (X millions) is many orders of magnitude too high for a single infringement.

  28. 46.513 Trillion total.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We want more money than the entire world has (based on: http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview/id/480224.html)

  29. 2009 world GDP: $58 trillion by Ptolemarch · · Score: 1

    This is 29% more than the GDP of the entire world which, in 2009, was only $58 trillion. The United States GDP for the same year was a measly $14 trillion, which is almost equal to our national debt (which TFA notes).

  30. This isn't the RIAA - this is US Congress by MobyDisk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Stop blaming the RIAA for this stupidity. The law lists a fixed amount of statutory damage per infringement. So their calculations are correct. Even though the RIAA lobbied for these stupid laws, the ultimate blame lies with the "representatives" who voted for it.

    I would just love one of these Senators, or their family members, to get hit with one of these lawsuits. As long as they are above the law they can pass this crud without fear.

    1. Re:This isn't the RIAA - this is US Congress by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Maybe one should bring it to their attention and tell them just how much of an idiot they're making out of themselves by passing that law?

      Write your congressman! Maybe someone picks it up and shoves it into their relevant other side's face to make them look bad, if nothing else.

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    2. Re:This isn't the RIAA - this is US Congress by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but I think the RIAA could have asked for something a bit lower. At the very least, they could have left quite a few instances out to get less insane numbers

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    3. Re:This isn't the RIAA - this is US Congress by TheStatsMan · · Score: 1

      I'm personally tired of this idea that it's "okay" to lobby for anything because the Congress should be the moral perfect body of all knowledge - or something - and should ergo have the foresight to only pass perfectly just, perfectly moral laws. The Congress is comprised of flawed people. And anyway, by your own logic, it's not the fault of the reps., it's the fault of citizenry that did the voting.

    4. Re:This isn't the RIAA - this is US Congress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't insightful, it's BS. The law lists a lot of things, the RIAA are still the aggressors here. The law doesn't REQUIRE them to sue, or to ask for the *maximum* damages.

    5. Re:This isn't the RIAA - this is US Congress by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Stop blaming the RIAA for this stupidity. The law lists a fixed amount of statutory damage per infringement.

      Are you serious? The RIAA wrote the relevant laws.

    6. Re:This isn't the RIAA - this is US Congress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a law lobbied and bought by RIAA.

    7. Re:This isn't the RIAA - this is US Congress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would just love one of these Senators, or their family members, to get hit with one of these lawsuits. As long as they are above the law they can pass this crud without fear.

      The RIAA and MPAA would never, ever, ever target a congressperson or their family. They know the result would be a politically powerful person actively campaigning to destroy a major source of their revenue, and they wouldn't dare risk losing out on the millions they've made since starting the "sue the world" campaign.

    8. Re:This isn't the RIAA - this is US Congress by tobiah · · Score: 1

      +1 stating the obvious

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    9. Re:This isn't the RIAA - this is US Congress by slashqwerty · · Score: 2

      The law lists a fixed amount of statutory damage per infringement. So their calculations are correct.

      The judge says you're wrong. See page 3 (PDF page 4) of the ruling.

      an award of statutory damages for all infringements involved in the action, with respect to any one work, for which any one infringer is liable individually, or for which any two or more infringers are liable jointly and severally, in a sum of not less than $750 or more than $30,000 as the court considers just.

      It has long been held that statutory damages apply once for each work infringed. The 13 record companies argued that the word 'or' applied three commas back rather than applying to the comma immediately preceding the word. The record companies argued that when two or more people are involved the $750 to $30,000 award applied to each copy rather than each work.

      If you continue to the last paragraph on page 5 of the PDF you will see the judge rejected that interpretation. The judge found that the actual number of copies was a key factor influencing where the award would fall in the $750 to $30,000 range. The part after the word 'or' simply means that when two or more people infringe together they share responsibility rather than having a separate damage award against each of them.

      The record companies even put forth the judge's interpretation throughout most of the litigation. They didn't ask for damages per copy until they hired a new law firm in September 2010, some four months after the court granted summary judgment.

      With the judge's interpretation, damages would be somewhere between $7.5 million and $1.5 billion. That is still astonishingly high but nowhere near the $75 trillion the record companies were asking for.

    10. Re:This isn't the RIAA - this is US Congress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you do realize if a senator or their family ever had a lawsuit like this brought against them, the RIAA would drop it in a heartbeat. Hell, they'd probably be firing lawyers and staffers for going after one in the first place. They don't want anyone in power to be against them. They want to give money to the senators, not take it from them (although they're happy taking money from taxpayers or anyone else the government collects money from).

      Phil

    11. Re:This isn't the RIAA - this is US Congress by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      We can't stop the devil himself from writing laws. But we can choose representatives who won't pass it.

    12. Re:This isn't the RIAA - this is US Congress by Aryden · · Score: 1

      go sit infront of your local congressman or senator's house and download a few hunder songs/movies on their "unsecured" wireless network.

    13. Re:This isn't the RIAA - this is US Congress by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      If you pay me to do something and give me the means to do it, it's still my fault if I choose to act. (Though you may well be guilty of aiding and abetting or similar)

    14. Re:This isn't the RIAA - this is US Congress by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      Are you serious? The RIAA wrote the relevant laws.

      Lobbyists actually writing the laws, is much more common than you might think. This has been proved. You can take a look at the lobbyist proposal, and the actual bill that was passed; and find that congress just rubber-stamped the lobbyists proposal. The other thing congress did was collect some big "campaign contributions."

    15. Re:This isn't the RIAA - this is US Congress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want to know what will happen if a senator or political figure gets hit with something like this? It gets dropped, the RIAA apologizes, and moves on to the next Joe Sixpack to demand 3000 dollars for doing the exact same thing the Senator figure had done.

      They aren't going to anger the very people who are pushing their pre-written laws through the machine.

    16. Re:This isn't the RIAA - this is US Congress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well to be fair to the representatives who put those laws in place nobody ever thought the system would be so systematically abused like this. Originally the idea was that the large damages would dissuade people who might try to commit a crime by making and reselling tapes on the street.

      They never thought it would become trivial to reproduce media like this and move it around and then have an organization so exploit the laws by going after everybody.

  31. Strip the Attorney's status by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would be nice if Attorney's could instantly be stripped, for life, of their ability to practice law in cases like this. We need to make more examples of the legal staff for horseshit like this.

    1. Re:Strip the Attorney's status by CompMD · · Score: 1

      A more awesome solution would be for the judge to reach under the bench, pull out a huge polished chrome revolver, and shoot the plaintiff for wasting the court's time.

  32. Make a deal with the devil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am sure they would settle for the souls of the "thousands" of users limewire had.

  33. That's pocket change! by sizzzzlerz · · Score: 1

    If they were really serious, they would have sued for one-hundred and eleventy-three kajillion dollars and 37 cents. The 37 cents would be there to show that they weren't just estimating.

    1. Re:That's pocket change! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 37 cents would be there to show their solidarity with the artists.

    2. Re:That's pocket change! by kimvette · · Score: 1

      No; that $.37 represents the 37 senators' dicks the MAFIAA lawyers sucked on the way to the parking lot.

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  34. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'As defendants note, plaintiffs are suggesting an award that is more money than the entire music recording industry has made since Edison's invention of the phonograph in 1877.'

    Finally someone is getting some sense. I understand a penalty for infringement, I just never understood the numbers they asked for. The total wouldn't of sounded as stupid if they would of sued individually.

  35. after their lawyers take their cut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There will be enough left over from the proceeds to throw themselves a nice party.

  36. The penalty for an excessive lawsuit should be = by ron_ivi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The penalty for an excessive lawsuit should be >= the difference between the claimed damage and the actual damage.

    In my dream-world legal system the court would rule that "yes, limewire contributed to some copying, so they owe the record companies $50K or so in actual lost sales --- but the record industry should be fined $75-trillion-minus-that-$50K for wasting taxpayer money having the justice-system hear that absurd suit."

  37. Why not... by bytethese · · Score: 1

    ...just ask for $Texas or Eleventy Billion while you are at it?

    1. Re:Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously because $Texas wouldn't cover the statutory damages!

  38. Dear RIAA by AnotherAnonymousUser · · Score: 2

    I can't afford to pay you 75 trillion, but here's a picture of a spider I drew...

    1. Re:Dear RIAA by molliedollie · · Score: 1

      But it's missing a leg..

  39. Who said Millions of instances? by Pitawg · · Score: 1

    Who says there was more than one instance per file?

    All but the first distribution are copies of an unlicensed non-copyrighted illegal file. They cannot go after you for copying a third party files!! heh.

  40. Alternative payment by D6072B01 · · Score: 1

    If convicted they should pay up in pennies and deliver the whole 17 500 000 000 tonnes worth of alloy on their doorstep. Roughly 52 500 000 000 in Volkswagens, or a few dozen Libraries of Congress.

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    1. Re:Alternative payment by tekrat · · Score: 1

      Or, one Mil-Spec toilet seat...

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  41. Just goes to show by McTickles · · Score: 0

    That media corporations have completely lost touch with reality.
    Why should we pity them when they pull this sort of stunt every other day in the name of their falled business?

  42. the argument by softWare3ngineer · · Score: 1

    I hope this will force people to look more carefully at the argument the industry has been trying to use and maybe people will realize that one download does not equal one lost music sale. does anyone know the specifics on a counter suit for frivolous lawsuits? seems to me that is is apparent that everyone knows some of the facts and conjectures are false, but they sued anyway knowing full well they didnt lose the amount of cash they claimed.

  43. Why do I have this image of Dr. Evil by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    Raising his pinky to his mouth and saying "We'll sue them for 75 TRILLION dollars!"

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  44. Sure go a head by McNihil · · Score: 1

    I actually hope they win because it will show how massively out of touch everybody is in regards to the value of money.

    Today's $75 Trillion is tomorrows chump change. Let the hyperinflation come fast and swift and redistribute all value properly.

    1. Re:Sure go a head by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Why do you think hyperinflation will redistribute wealth?

      Do you think the hard assets are evenly distributed now?

      I'm all for redistributing wealth the traditional way (to me).

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    2. Re:Sure go a head by McNihil · · Score: 1

      Note: properly != evenly

      nor is it equally.

      Proper to me may not be the same for anyone else on this planet BUT there are certain entities that should be stripped from their wealth and implicit power so as to accelerate technological advancement. If the above lawsuit can make that happen faster I am ALL for it regardless of the possible bad side effects.

  45. Obligatory Dr Evil by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

    RIAA boss: We'll hold Limewire ransom for ... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
    Number 2: Ah-hem ... Don't you think we should ask for *more* than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. Why, EMI's music division alone makes over 75 million dollars a year.
    RIAA boss: Ok then, we'll hold Limewire ransom for ... SEVENTY-FIVE TRILLION DOLLARS!

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    1. Re:Obligatory Dr Evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you me?

  46. This is pretty funnt by Stregano · · Score: 2

    They might as well have asked for a gazillion, billion, dollars, as they would have just as much of a chance getting that

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  47. Cheaper by the... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone knows you get a discount for buying in bulk. er, buying?

  48. By comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One estimate for reparations for slavery was $100 trillion.

  49. The law says that's the amount by h00manist · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And you don't think that some crappy mp3s of Michael Jackson are worth every penny that?!?

    The scariest (or most interesting) part of this is that it's not so much that the lawyers said so, but the law itself says that is the amount. So if anyone is wrong here, it's the law. The plaintiff is indeed simply asking for the damage amounts based on what is described in the law at the proper calcuation method. .

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    1. Re:The law says that's the amount by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Umm no it's not simply that and the law doesn't state the plaintiff has to ask for that amount. They were not being reasonable. The law was written before file sharing. Thus the law could not take into consideration a request for that absurd amount of money.

    2. Re:The law says that's the amount by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      And you don't think that some crappy mp3s of Michael Jackson are worth every penny that?!?

      The scariest (or most interesting) part of this is that it's not so much that the lawyers said so, but the law itself says that is the amount. So if anyone is wrong here, it's the law. The plaintiff is indeed simply asking for the damage amounts based on what is described in the law at the proper calcuation method. .

      I wonder if the record companies didn't have a hand in that law in the first place.

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    3. Re:The law says that's the amount by wickedskaman · · Score: 1

      GP's point was not that the law mandates they ask for said amount but that it allows for it.

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    4. Re:The law says that's the amount by frosty_tsm · · Score: 4, Informative

      And you don't think that some crappy mp3s of Michael Jackson are worth every penny that?!?

      The scariest (or most interesting) part of this is that it's not so much that the lawyers said so, but the law itself says that is the amount. So if anyone is wrong here, it's the law. The plaintiff is indeed simply asking for the damage amounts based on what is described in the law at the proper calcuation method. .

      I believe that law was written back when copy-write offenders were guys with tables on the street selling bootleg VHS tapes; back when "piracy" was for profit.

    5. Re:The law says that's the amount by sortius_nod · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The worst thing about these laws is that they aren't logical.

      It is akin to charging a bank robber for every note they stole, not for the crime as a whole. Or suing someone for defamation per word.

      Sure, Limewire exposed themselves to being sued, but suing per download is just farcical. All this will do is damage brands and end up turning fans against the record companies.

    6. Re:The law says that's the amount by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 2

      How is it the law? They don't even have proof that that many infringements happened. They're just guessing because they think a lot of people use it.

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    7. Re:The law says that's the amount by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      All this will do is damage brands and end up turning fans against the record companies.

      So the "'piracy' is bad, they deserved it" excuses won't work any longer?

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    8. Re:The law says that's the amount by exomondo · · Score: 2

      The worst thing about these laws is that they aren't logical.

      And, given the absurdity of this case, it could actually be the recording industry themselves that drives that point home to the degree that these laws get changed.

    9. Re:The law says that's the amount by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      It doesn't matter when the law was written, and reasonableness is irrelevant. The law is the law. I'm on the side of the media companies here, at least if Limewire is found responsible, they should get a $75 trillion fine. It only shows how stupid the law is, and will make our country a laughingstock, as it should be.

      There should be a law that when defendants are hit with ridiculous fines like this, that they can then sue the government for having a ridiculous law on the books.

      If our legislators can't be bothered to keep the laws updated and fair and reasonable, then what the hell are we paying them for?

    10. Re:The law says that's the amount by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is "pirate" the new "pedophile" or the "terrorist"? Hmmm...

    11. Re:The law says that's the amount by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      > what the hell are we paying them for?

      We are paying them to serve their campaign sponsors (like the RIAA), if you want to know the sad reality.

    12. Re:The law says that's the amount by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Along with "think of the children," yes, that appears to be so. And, sadly, many people seem to accept it as a valid excuse.

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      Filthy, filthy copyrapists!
    13. Re:The law says that's the amount by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Visit ICE's site. "Pirate" is indeed akin to terrorism. Something like inbred brother and sister, or real close to it. Read ICE's homepage, and they brag about all the "counterfeiters" they've brought to justice. Note exactly what is being "counterfeited". Not US currency, not any sort of financial instrument, not even check forgery, or driver's licenses. In ICE's eyes, downloading a song and sharing it is "counterfeiting".

      I don't expect any rational person to believe that. So, go - visit Napolitano's Department of Homeland Security online, and see what they are up to.

      Those damned pirates are worse than any terrorists!!! Just as Napolitano!

      --
      "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
    14. Re:The law says that's the amount by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that law was written back when copy-write offenders were guys with tables on the street selling bootleg VHS tapes; back when "piracy" was for profit.

      Back when? I pass guys on the street every day who have tables set up selling copied CDs, DVDs, counterfeit sunglasses, watches, etc. Back then is still today. What I want to know is why isn't anyone going after these people who are actually copying and selling these discs for profit?

    15. Re:The law says that's the amount by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      Varg?

      the US constitution has stuff to say about cruel and unusual punishments or some such. i'm not from the US so i don't care enough to look it up.

    16. Re:The law says that's the amount by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      well, the obvious answer there is that the loss of profit is much higher from downloading than it ever was from street pirates, unless you count the big overseas operations (which they still are chasing).

      the main thing where the MAFIAA fall over is that they consistently fail to quantify the losses they're facing.

      the ability to download is not what stopped me buying CDs. a combination of several factors stopped me:

      1. DVDs
      2. limited amount of money
      3. limited amount of time
      4. limited amount of space (jewel cases are annoying as all fuck, and break as soon as you look at them)
      5. i got into collecting vinyl, meaning all my music was 2nd hand, which thank Christ is still legal
      6. i have a baby on the way and kinda need to be saving

      maybe they could divert 1% of their legal budget to market research and try to find a way of actually adapting to a changing market instead of suing people like me?

      *disclaimer: i work in film distribution.

    17. Re:The law says that's the amount by russotto · · Score: 1

      The scariest (or most interesting) part of this is that it's not so much that the lawyers said so, but the law itself says that is the amount.

      No, it doesn't:

      17 USC 504(c)(1):
      (1) Except as provided by clause (2) of this subsection, the copyright owner may elect, at any time before final judgment is rendered, to recover, instead of actual damages and profits, an award of statutory damages for all infringements involved in the action, with respect to any one work, for which any one infringer is liable individually, or for which any two or more infringers are liable jointly and severally, in a sum of not less than $750 or more than $30,000 as the court considers just. For the purposes of this subsection, all the parts of a compilation or derivative work constitute one work.

      Clause 2 extends the limits down to $200 or up to $100,000 depending on circumstances. The idea that this statutory award is per work and per infringer is entirely the twisted interpretation of the RIAA lawyers; it's not in the plain language of the law, which specifies the award is per work. (yes, I can see how you can twist it that way; no I don't think it's valid)

    18. Re:The law says that's the amount by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It does, but when does the US Constitution ever get enforced?

      Obviously, this law would have to be struck down as it's obviously unconstitutional, but I'd be willing to bet that that will never happen.

    19. Re:The law says that's the amount by shaitand · · Score: 1

      The law is only the law if there isn't a higher law that trumps it. In this case the law would be the constitution which does not allow for punishments drastically out of proportion to the offense.

    20. Re:The law says that's the amount by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      They are indeed shootin themselves in the foot :

      When they sue in smaller amounts ( which can still be a lot ) , it tends to be accepted by the judges, because they might find some compensation is needed.

      By suing for such a large figure , however , every sane person knows that this doesn't make sense.

    21. Re:The law says that's the amount by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is akin to charging a bank robber for every note they stole, not for the crime as a whole. Or suing someone for defamation per word.

      I've heard tales of hippies being charged for possession of LSD based on the mass of the suspension medium rather than the actual LSD... so that a hit of LSD on a sugar cube ends up being something ridiculous like 50 million charges of possession.

      In both the war on filesharing and the war on drugs, draconian punishments are used by a puritanical/profitwhoring minority to prevent a rational discourse on what functions society should/shouldn't serve.

      Fortunately, the existence of the internet is making it hard to keep the blinders on the working class, whose opinion is ultimately what decides things, for better or worse. Compare the reception that Bush Sr's war got vs. Bush Jr's war- yes, the sonofabush stole his way into office, but he was ultimately unable to silence criticism of the Iraq war. Cellphones leaked Saddam's execution and the twice-staged toppling of his statue. More digital photos illuminated Abu Ghraib. Now I'm hearing something about Wiki...something or other.

      To get back to your central idea, Einstein seemed to agree with you:

      "The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced. It is an open secret that the dangerous increase of crime in this country is closely connected with this."

    22. Re:The law says that's the amount by xenobyte · · Score: 1

      It is akin to charging a bank robber for every note they stole, not for the crime as a whole.

      Actually it's like suing the robber for all the money he might have stolen if he stole all the money that might have been in the bank...

      This suit actually claims that if it wasn't for Limewire, the labels would have earned a similar amount through sales now lost... Plausible, right? Nah!

      --
      "For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." -- H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) --
    23. Re:The law says that's the amount by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Uhh. My understanding is that Limewire make software which enables filesharing.

      Do knife-manufacturers pay costs when someone uses one of their products in a unintended manner? No, MAFIAA, I'm not hilighting an unexploited opportunity.

      OMG our business model doesn't fit with the world as it is today. Sue everyone! twice! Ask for bailout money. Waaaaaah.

    24. Re:The law says that's the amount by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

      Do knife-manufacturers pay costs when someone uses one of their products in a unintended manner? No, MAFIAA, I'm not hilighting an unexploited opportunity.

      I think you'd have a hard time convincing any jury not solely gathered from the ranks of /. posters that illegal filesharing is an unintended use of Limewire.

      And let's be honest: Yes, it can be used to share non-copyrighted files, but that isn't the main reason anyone I've ever met installed Limewire or any other similar program.

      Are the laws around filesharing right now stupid? Absolutely. But let's have an honest conversation about that, not one in which we proclaim that the Limewires of the world are really meant to share our perfectly innocent vacation photos -- which no one, not even here, really believes.

    25. Re:The law says that's the amount by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Are the laws around filesharing right now stupid? Absolutely. But let's have an honest conversation about that.

      Nope. If I have control of the rules of the game and try to force everyone to play along for my own profit, why would they?

      Let's have a conversation about the blatant elephant in the room - corruption which has left the legal system nothing more than a tool crafted by corporations to ensure a steady stream of payments.

    26. Re:The law says that's the amount by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Someone else mentioned this, and as I said before, the Constitution isn't a higher law, it's irrelevant, and has been for some time. After all, look at the 4th Amendment: it says the police can't just steal your stuff on a whim, but try carrying around a few hundred thousand in cash, and see what happens when you go through a police stop.

      Aside from this, wouldn't the courts simply say that the cruel and unusual punishment clause is only applicable to criminal law, not civil?

    27. Re:The law says that's the amount by ginbot462 · · Score: 1

      From reading your list, I can give another one:

      n. I became an adult with a kid to take care of so don't have time to try and find good music worth buying.

      Radio in the car sure as hell hasn't helped. It's has to be an active pursuit now. You can't hope to passively hear about good band outside of genres marketed towards: young kids ( 14 yrs) and people without computers or any monicrum of internet skill.

      --
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    28. Re:The law says that's the amount by shaitand · · Score: 1

      According to the supreme part of what defines criminal vs civil is a penalty in excess of the damages. At some point it isn't damages, it is a legislated fine and fines are a punishment aka criminal.

  50. Dear Record Companies : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have used LimeWire to download billions of mp3 files.

    Sue me.

    Yours In Tripoli,
    Kilgore Trout

  51. What a joke by sstamps · · Score: 1

    I would say that this completely and unabashedly exposes just how big the MAFIAA douchebags are (a 75 trillion gallon douchebag, all combined), but this is far from being news.

    I stopped buying music years ago, except directly from artists who are not under contract to give ANY of the money I pay them to those rackets.

    --
    -SS "Teach the ignorant, care for the dumb, and punish the stupid."
  52. generally we use the same as everybody else now by fantomas · · Score: 2

    Over here in the UK we've pretty well shifted over to the same billion as everybody else, 10^9 rather than 10^12. Now if you (and Liberia, and Burma) would hurry up and shift over to metric measurements like the rest of us, all would be good.

    1. Re:generally we use the same as everybody else now by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Over here in the UK we've pretty well shifted over to the same billion as everybody else, 10^9 rather than 10^12.

      That's moving away from the same billion as everybody else. Most countries I'm aware of use 10^12. It's only the US and now the UK that promote short billions, as far as I'm aware.

      Honestly, what makes more sense:

      million = 1,000,000^1
      billion = 1,000,000^2
      trillion = 1,000,000^3

      or:

      million = 1000 * 1000^1
      billion = 1000 * 1000^2
      trillion = 1000 * 1000^3

  53. How do they know??? by JoeSixpack00 · · Score: 1

    The problem I've always had with this nonsense is the lack of accuracy. There could be 100 million songs downloaded, but how do they know what percentage of them are actually illegal? What about Indy bands? What about promotional material? What if the song is the original version that an artist released for free to promote his/her album? What about mixtapes? Small labels who are no longer around to or have no interest in suing? You could literally amass a collection of tens of thousands of songs that were just given away. The problem is once the album is released the labels always try to have websites remove potential hits - but it's too late. Once you give them away for free they're mine - forever.

    The arrogance that every song on the planet is owned by them always seems to piss me completely off.

  54. what's the big deal? 75 Trillion is peanuts by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    It can be paid with a single banknote and you still have 25 Trillion left for coffee.

    Now, you may object that the money is not from US exactly, but don't forget, Zimbabwe dollar used to be 1:1, and I think it's headed there again, so just wait a couple of years....

    1. Re:what's the big deal? 75 Trillion is peanuts by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      I have one of those, it's pretty cool being a multi-trillionaire.

      But I think they revalued the ZWD a little while ago, to the tune of 1 new ZWD being the equvalient of 1 trillion old ZWD

      --
      Eat the rich.
    2. Re:what's the big deal? 75 Trillion is peanuts by Feinu · · Score: 1

      Although I am aware that you're not being serious, my pedantic nature forces me to point out that the third edition Zimbabwean dollars (which included the $100 trillion banknote) expired on 12 April 2009. They even had expiry dates printed on them. The fourth edition was then introduced with a trillion-to-one ratio, but all Zimbabwean currency was phased shortly afterwards.

  55. Doctor evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I read that I immediately think of this scene. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKKHSAE1gIs&feature=player_detailpage#t=60s

  56. No the court should really reply: by Shikaku · · Score: 1

    Banned from making any suit higher than 5% of the defendants' yearly income.

    1. Re:No the court should really reply: by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      This is almost, but not quite, as absurd as the $75 trillion lawsuit. Take just a few minutes and see if you can't think of a few ways this can be horribly abused. As a starting point, consider BP and the Gulf oil spill.

      --
      Sure I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
    2. Re:No the court should really reply: by Shikaku · · Score: 1

      ... So it is true. The lawyers always win :(

    3. Re:No the court should really reply: by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Correction: The group in power always wins. Now ask yourself what proportion of federal elected officials are lawyers. This page says 54% of Senate and 36% of Congress (about 40% total). And who benefits if laws are complex? That's right, the lawyers.

      This is kind of like letting the developer write the software documentation. Sure, it's correct, but 90% of the users will never be able to understand it.

      --
      Sure I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
  57. This is really good news by Khopesh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I strongly approve.

    The RIAA assumes that each copy of each song is worth a dollar and is independently covered by copyright violation fines. This couldn't be farther from the truth. People end up with freely obtained music that they would never (in any world) pay for. Separately, the immature behavior of the RIAA (primarily their scare tactics and markup) couples with the enormity of copyleft content now freely available to spell a significantly reduced value (supply and demand). We're heading towards a new media paradigm that just doesn't have room for the RIAA.

    I think by calculating the value as perceived by the RIAA, we have this on display for all to see. The press and the courts will have no choice but to see this for the fear-mongering death flails of a dying industry.

    Talk about shooting themselves in the foot — they may have just blown off their whole leg — and the ground they stood on.

    --
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    1. Re:This is really good news by Wolfling1 · · Score: 1

      I'm not entirely sure that I agree. It occurs to me that many of the comments in this thread ridicule the RIAA because of the amount of their claim. The amount may indeed be ridiculous, but the claim itself seems to be valid. Limewire facilitated widescale theft - and is now being called to account for it.

      It might have been more useful for the govt to set the violation fines to be proportionate to the profits fraudulently gained (by Limewire), but that would have been much harder to calculate, and much easier to rort. They took the easy way out, and the absurdity of the statutory amount they chose is now revealed.

      The RIAA is basically jumping through the hoops defined by the legislature. I'm sure they are rubbing their hands with glee at the figure they've calculated, but they will never gain more than the net worth of Limewire plus its insurance coverage.

      I think that this case highlights two very salient points. Firstly, the statutory figure defined by the government is ridiculous. But also, the breadth and depth of media theft internationally is vast. I'm sure there is a sexy XKCD graph somewhere showing the cross-over point between reduced prices and increased sales/reduced theft, but I don't think that the RIAA views it that way. Fundamentally, people should not have to alter their behaviour to mitigate the impact of crime. That might be a little too idealistic, but I believe that this problem pervades far more of modern society than we are giving it credit for.

      The RIAA are highlighting the gap between our society's idealistic viewpoint, and the commercial reality. In the long run, it might not be good for them as an organisation, but I think it will be very good for society as a whole.

      -- "Just because having some is good, it does not necessarily follow that having more is better", Socrates

    2. Re:This is really good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi RIAA?!

      Missed the point by a mi...sorry by 75 TRILLION miles....

    3. Re:This is really good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      enormity

      That word does not mean what you think it means.

    4. Re:This is really good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're heading towards a new media paradigm

      If you're a nerd that posts on slashdot maybe, but the music industry is doing just fine shovelling out manufactured autotuned bullshit acts to a willing market. Going through the major labels, it's arguably worse than it's ever been for a new act, if they can get signed at all - nearly all the A&R is focused on a few big moneyspinners. Yeah, you can try bypassing them and promote yourself on the interweb, but good luck with that unless you're really good or have some sort of strong niche market appeal. The "long tail" was a nice idea but turned out to be greatly overstated.

      I have seen decent contracts from small specialist labels, but the volumes are such that most of the people on those still have to work a "real job" too.

    5. Re:This is really good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like your blog post, very good read. Thanks for putting the pieces together...

    6. Re:This is really good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      enormity

      That word does not mean what you think it means.

      Enormity, noun.

      1. outrageous or heinous character; atrociousness: the enormity of war crimes.
      2. something outrageous or heinous, as an offense: The bombing of the defenseless population was an enormity beyond belief.
      3. greatness of size, scope, extent, or influence; immensity: The enormity of such an act of generosity is staggering.

    7. Re:This is really good news by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      To play devil's advocate, losing this case may give them enough leverage in Congress to pass unnecessary legislation-- and with 2 RIAA lawyers in the upper echelons of Justice, I doubt the White House realizes the danger that poses.

      --
      "We are Microsoft. You shall be assimilated. Competition is futile."
  58. To put in perspective by sorak · · Score: 2

    The US GDP is 14.12 Trillion...

    1. Re:To put in perspective by __aagmrb7289 · · Score: 1

      The US GDP is 14.12 Trillion...

      Hey, that means we can pay this off in only 7 years! No problem!

    2. Re:To put in perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The record companies aren't unreasonable. I'm sure they would allow amortization at an affordable rate over a period of time. Say, only a few billion dollars each year for the next century or so.

    3. Re:To put in perspective by tool462 · · Score: 1

      *gasp* That means we would be at 100 Trillion if it wasn't for those freeloading music pirates!

    4. Re:To put in perspective by glwtta · · Score: 2

      Well, 89.12 trillion once Limewire pays up.

      --
      sic transit gloria mundi
    5. Re:To put in perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      on a good day ...

  59. Excellent!!! by tekrat · · Score: 1

    I hope they win this case and get their money.

    Then the RIAA/MPAA, possibly the most corrupt organization in the world, will OWN the world. That's right, because 75 Trillion is more than the GDP of the entire planet, so, we would have to mortgage the EARTH to pay them (what Bank would or even could, make that loan?)

    I for one, welcome our new RIAA overlords. (a long way to go for that tired joke, right?)

    --
    If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
    1. Re:Excellent!!! by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      GDP is the equivalent of income not assets.

      My mother owns a house that is worth far more than her yearly income. Just like there's more wealth on the planet than just what is produced in one year.

  60. Be real by uxbn_kuribo · · Score: 1

    The RIAA knows it would never see that kind of money. What they really want is to force LimeWire into bankruptcy.

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  61. sarcasm by chemicaldave · · Score: 1

    They're just trying to show the public how much "lost revenues" "pirating" has cost them.

    Apparently some people didn't notice the invisible sarcasm tags

  62. Sorry Slashdot... by Graham+J+-+XVI · · Score: 1

    There is no comment you can post that will be funnier than the music industry's own actions.

    Reminds me of a great quote I saw on TechDirt once: "You sound like a broken recording industry."

  63. Seriously? by natewar · · Score: 1

    Ha....Ha.... $75 trillion is supposed to materialize from... Where?

    1. Re:Seriously? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 2

      I think you're missing the point, they don't want Limewire to pay, they want Limewire to go bankrupt and die.

      --
      Change is certain; progress is not obligatory.
  64. Wouldn't it be nice.... by glaqua · · Score: 1

    if the judge were to set precedent by deciding that RIAA was right, but that statutory damages should be in the order of 1 penny per infraction, or 0.1 cent, or 0.01 cents per. It would probably still fulfill their goal of bankrupting limewire, and make future lawsuits for infringement far more interesting....

  65. No, the court should've replied... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There aren't seventy five trillion dollars. Now go away until you have a reasonable grievance.

    "Prepare firing squat to summary execute plaintiff (that refers to the officers of the company) and its army of lawyers for colossal waste of court's time, and for being sorry examples of human beings (this of course, presumes they are humans.)"

    Sadly, we don't always get what we wish for...

  66. Can't really fault the lawyers for doing their job by langelgjm · · Score: 1

    Based on the summary and linked article, it sounds like not only are they probably asking for the maximum statutory damages for each work (which varies considerably, from a minimum of $750, up to $150,000 in cases of willful infringement), but they are also asking for those damages in each instance of infringement between two users, or between Limewire and each user.

    Obviously that multiplies out to a huge number, but I can't really fault the lawyers for pressing the argument. They are just asking for as much as they possibly can, it doesn't mean they will receive it. So they ask the court both for maximum statutory damages, and ask the court to accept a way of counting infringements that maximizes the number of infringements. What, do we expect them to ask for less than they can, out of the goodness of their hearts, or some sense of "fairness"? For all they know, the court could have accepted their method of counting infringements, but only allowed a minimal level of statutory damages.

    --
    "Anyone who [rips a CD] is probably engaging in copyright infringement." - David O. Carson
  67. "...unless you pay me 1 billion fafillion gajillio by swiftdr · · Score: 1

    "...unless you pay me 1 billion fafillion gajillion shab-ab-dood-illion ... yen."

  68. Re:The penalty for an excessive lawsuit should be by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

    The penalty for an excessive lawsuit should be >= the difference between the claimed damage and the actual damage.

    In my dream-world legal system the court would rule that "yes, limewire contributed to some copying, so they owe the record companies $50K or so in actual lost sales --- but the record industry should be fined $75-trillion-minus-that-$50K for wasting taxpayer money having the justice-system hear that absurd suit."

    If only.

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  69. Dr Evil Withdraws His Lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Says he can't compete suing for only ONE MILLION DOLLARS...

  70. 2 birds, 1 stone by NEDHead · · Score: 2

    Let them collect every penny, the taxes will wipe out the national debt and then some.

  71. Good, take it to trial by Dachannien · · Score: 2

    If the recording industry obtains a judgment in their favor in this case, then everyone who has ever shared music via Limewire is off the hook. Since Limewire's users aren't joined to the case, the RIAA can't also sue those users after getting a judgment against Limewire, because they would be double dipping.

    Never mind that obtaining these sorts of damages (or anything even approaching their actual damages, for that matter, never mind the statutory damages) is a ridiculous proposition. If the RIAA wants the masses to still be liable, then they should join the masses to this lawsuit. Then they could get what Limewire is worth, and still take the rest out on the remaining defendants.

    1. Re:Good, take it to trial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a civil suit.

      There is no rule against double jeopardy/double dipping.

  72. Solution to the USA economic problems by will_die · · Score: 1

    1) quick change of tax laws so they have to pay based on amount won not collected.
    2) Limewire pleads guilty.
    3) Reverse the law.
    4) USA financial problems are over.

  73. Numbers for comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somali (actual shiver me timbers-type) piracy, $1 billion to $16 billion.
    Hurricane Katrina, $81 billion
    Japan quake, $309 billion damages
    Vietnam War, $589 billion
    WWII, about $1 trillion
    NRDC's estimate of costs to US of global warming in 2100, $1.873 trillion (2006 dollars)
    Harper's magazine estimated damages from slavery, $100 trillion

  74. Is it just me... by proxy318 · · Score: 1

    ... or has the RIAA's scheme's gotten crazier since they appointed Dr. Evil their new CEO?

    --
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  75. Some additional perspective by Capt.+Skinny · · Score: 1

    This is really no different than consecutive life sentences, or jail sentences that are clearly in excess of the prisoner's lifespan (e.g. 100 years).

    1. Re:Some additional perspective by rtfa-troll · · Score: 2

      No; this is fundamentally different. Consecutive life sentences affect a person. This is a sentence against a company. There was no problem charging some poor ignorant file sharer millions, but over-finling a company is an insult to justice.

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    2. Re:Some additional perspective by dougmc · · Score: 2

      Not really ... many (most?) prisoners don't serve their entire sentence -- they're let out early for parole or good behavior. In that case, two life sentences or 100 years rather than one life sentence or 70 years often means they're in jail longer.

    3. Re:Some additional perspective by Capt.+Skinny · · Score: 2

      Right. You give one life sentence, the prisoner serves less than life. You want to ensure s/he serves life, you give two or more sentences consecutively so there's no possibility of parole.

      Same here. Sue for [your interpretation of] a reasonable amount, the company pays much less. To ensure the company pays the most society will tolerate, you sue for an obscene number.

    4. Re:Some additional perspective by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You're assuming the prisoners have a normal human lifespan. What if a prisoner is a genetic mutant who doesn't age? Or, like the Twilight Zone episode I watched last night (#006), sold his soul to the Devil for immortality?

    5. Re:Some additional perspective by Aryden · · Score: 1

      Actually, "life sentence" does not mean "for the duration of your natural life" in most states/countries. Most countries have laws determining a set minimum time that has to be served on a life sentence before a person can be considered for parole. These minimum sentences range from 5-35 years generally as well as the addendum "without the portability of parole". When someone is sentenced to "consecutive life sentences" it quite literally means that, even with a minimum of 5 years, they would have to serve 5 years per life sentence before being eligible for parole. i.e 5 consecutive life sentences would be a minimum of 25 years. But again, it depends on the country and/or state.

    6. Re:Some additional perspective by dougmc · · Score: 1

      I don't think the situations really are comparable.

      Suing for 75 trillion, 75 billion or 75 million is likely to not make any difference ... it's not clear that Limewire has the money to pay any of those judgments. All suing for 75 trillion does is 1) draw attention to the law that permits that absurd amount of money, and 2) make the RIAA look greedy.

  76. Dr. Evil... by blargster · · Score: 1

    Dr. Evil, there isn't that much money in the entire world!

  77. Re:Get offa my lawn! by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 1

    Heh, back in the day, my friend used to pirate music off the few tv music shows (Solid Gold?) to his tape recorder via tv speaker and tape recorder's built-in mic.

  78. Personal Check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hell, I'll write them a personal check for 75 trillion who doesn't have 75 trillion these days.

  79. RIAA-Funded National Employment Scheme by zooblethorpe · · Score: 1

    And the accompanying number of hookers will probably rival the population count of several smaller nations.

    No, no, it will probably be the populations of several smaller nations. Why think small? ;)

    --
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    "A four-foot prune."
    1. Re:RIAA-Funded National Employment Scheme by adonoman · · Score: 1

      And the accompanying number of hookers will probably rival the population count of several smaller nations.

      No, no, it will probably be the populations of several smaller nations. Why think small? ;)

      Smaller nations? They could give $125,000 to each woman between 18 and 30 on the planet.

  80. im suing mozilla then by mshenrick · · Score: 1

    brb off to sue mozilla cos someone pirated my music using firefox

  81. Re:The penalty for an excessive lawsuit should be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you meant "[...] wasting taxpayer money having the justice-system hear that absurd SHIT."

  82. Re:Get offa my lawn! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    The sound you hear is my feet shuffling as I scurry to get offa your lawn.

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  83. Easy! by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    Countersue for $74,999,999,999,999.00 for emotional distress from such an absurdly large lawsuit amount. That way, they're only out $1.

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  84. Don't be fooled! North Korea is behind all this! by WonderingAround · · Score: 1

    Back in June 2010 North Korea asked/demanded $75 trillion from the US, this can only mean the North Koreans are in control of the world's music industry and are back for their trillions! It may also explain why mainstream music is in the state it's in and of course the uncanny resemblance between Kim Jong-il and Justin Beiber...

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  85. Evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The plaintiff is suing for damages in the amount of a million bagillion dollars. Dr Evil how do you plead

  86. How? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

    Copyright Act provided for damages for each instance of infringement where two or more parties were liable.

    They should have to prove each and every instance of infringement happened. They're just guessing. "Oh, they have lots of users, so therefore a very large number of infringements (we don't know the exact number and can't ever prove it) happened."

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  87. Worship us! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We publish music, therefore we are GODS

  88. GTP by FrankDrebin · · Score: 1

    combined GDP of every country on the planet

    We're gonna need a new term, especially if we start colonizing the moon and Mars. I propose GTP=Gross Terrestrial Product.

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  89. a reminder by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

    This suit should serve as a reminder to all who have doubted or forgotten: purchasing recordings from RIAA cartel member companies is immoral. The cartel is an enemy of liberty and of creative production; and seeks to establish a caste of parasitic rentiers based on ownership of ideas. If the corrupt State will not smash it, the cartel must be starved by the people.

  90. Please stop... by NotSanguine · · Score: 1
    I can't stop laughing while reading and thinking about this ridiculous lawsuit. It's starting to hurt my sides!

    Another fun fact:

    Assuming for the moment that every computer on the planet (let's say 1.5 billion) illegally downloaded infringing music from Limewire.

    $75Trillion/1.5 Billion computers = $50,000/computer.

    Assuming (conservatively) $1.00 per song that means that every computer owner would have to have downloaded 50,000 songs to make the numbers come out right.

    That ignores that many people have more than one computer. It also ignores that a large percentage of those 1.5 billion computers are owned and managed by organizations both public and private, many of whom block p2p activities like Limewire.

    Just for fun, let's assume that it's really a billion infringing users. If this were true, We'd all need bigger hard drives, to store those 67,000 songs each.

    I need to stop now because I'm getting a stitch in my side laughing while thinking about it.

    Good Luck with that record companies!

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    1. Re:Please stop... by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      That's because the $1/song is a nonsense number people like to make up. That's a decent estimate of the price to buy (ok, buy a license, I hate that legalese as much as anyone) a song legally, which is completely unrelated to the penalty under the law for copyright violation. It shouldn't be $150k or $130k or whatever it is, but it also shouldn't be the same as the price for doing the legal thing in the first place because then there is zero deterrence in the penalty.

    2. Re:Please stop... by NotSanguine · · Score: 1

      That's because the $1/song is a nonsense number people like to make up. That's a decent estimate of the price to buy (ok, buy a license, I hate that legalese as much as anyone) a song legally, which is completely unrelated to the penalty under the law for copyright violation. It shouldn't be $150k or $130k or whatever it is, but it also shouldn't be the same as the price for doing the legal thing in the first place because then there is zero deterrence in the penalty.

      A very good point. I'm all for deterrence and totally get the idea of punitive damages.

      I just thought it an interesting idea to draw out the ridiculousness of the claimed "damages" in this way.

      That said, even if we go with what the law allows (let's take the larger of your two figures) that's still 50,000.000 individual instances of infringement.

      Let's even assume that only 100,000 users are responsible for 80% of that. In order to actually *prove* (rather than infer based on a few representative cases -- and if I were the defense, I'd make every effort to force the plaintiffs to prove each and every instance) only 100,000 cases of infringement could take decades and, IMHO they'd be lucky to actually prove 10% of the individual instances of infringement.

      I say that because of the complexity of identifying who actually did what, especially years later.

      Of course, like the overwhelming majority of civil lawsuits, this case will almost certainly never go to trial.

      I guess I didn't need the hyperbole to showcase how ridiculous this lawsuit is. Thanks for calling me on it Security Guy.

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  91. declare bankruptcy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cant Limewire declare bankruptcy? And not pay a dime? That would be easier, then get another company in the works... I see that happen all the time.

  92. all the money in the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just goes to show (in numbers now) just how greedy the record companies are. Their main model for making money is now obsolete and they are taking whatever cheap shots they can before they become extinct.

  93. That will teach em'! by Foxhoundz · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the goons at RIAA/MPAA are smart enough to figure out there's no way in hell Limewire is going to cough up anything more than a few hundred thousand dollars at most. This is more of a "message" to all the would-be pirates that dare to download a song. They just keep coming up with new ways to shoot themselves in the foot these days...

  94. Im sure another district will hear this by gearloos · · Score: 1

    This is probably the same judge that helps them issue warrants to search every 15 year old's laptop and gives TSA the right to look in your laptop on boarding a flight in his spare time even though on this case he actually is enlightend as far as Judges are concerned. I've stopped caring long ago what The Justice Dept, RIAA, MPAA, Sony, or any of these dirtbags have to say. That is the only way to keep a grip on the true reality here. Other than this particular one, these Judges are all either being bought, or are stupid as cow dung. It really remains to be seen which is the case.

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  95. Old news... by sleepy_weasel · · Score: 1

    is old... Honestly, this was on techdirt a couple weeks ago, fark a week ago, and now it's on here...

    Congrats, you're just a day or two ahead of NBC nightly news...

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    1. Re:Old news... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      You must be new here...

      Slashdot is well known for having news articles late, duplicates and even posting articles from a few years ago as new news.

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  96. 100 BILLLLLLLLLION DOLLARS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwquHAdRmhI

  97. Are you there by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    Is that you, Darl McBride?

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  98. Banks by Dragon_Punch · · Score: 0

    I wonder witch bank will be up for the loan?

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  99. Enough royalty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am 60 years old. I can not help myself, I love the Beach Boy's! When I was young there was the 78's records, I got them, then the 45's records, I got them, then the 33/1/3 records, I got them, then the 8 track tapes, I got them, then the cassette tape's, I got them, beta tape's, I got them, VHS tape's, I got them, DAT tape, I got them, CD's I got them, Blue Ray's, I got them, I-pod down load from I tune's store, I got them, I looked at TV, and listen to radio Ad that payed royalty to them and who knows what will happen before I go up stairs. When will they have a *ucking enough royalty.

  100. Disbar? by sdguero · · Score: 1

    I am so not a lawyer but I wonder, why aren't lawyers who claim this type of thing disbarred?

    It seems to me that this kind of claim is an obvious abuse and undermines faith in our legal system. The lawyers are aware that what they are asking for is retarded and a waste of everyone's time. I just don't understand why they shouldn't be held accountable.

    1. Re:Disbar? by phmadore · · Score: 1

      I think disbarring these people for overzealously representing their clients might put personal injury, criminal defense, and other types of lawyers at risk. I do think they should be censured from bringing suit against Limewire ever again, though.

    2. Re:Disbar? by metacell · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's the judge's job to throw out frivolous suits, and the politicians' jobs to make sane laws in the first place.

  101. Why did you have to mention Edison? by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    Now even he has to explain how he made those recordings!

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    1. Re:Why did you have to mention Edison? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...nor where he got the original idea for "his" patent from.

  102. Actually they underestimate it by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    Downloading a song does them out of the opportunity to sell more than one CD since they seem to self-destruct over time. I can think of several instances where I have paid for the same music at least a few times over.

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  103. Please post your music by neiras · · Score: 1

    I uploaded the singles from my last 2 bands to P2P and I'll upload this newest one as soon as we get it mastered as we want you to hear us and hopefully come to the shows, by a shirt, hell we'll even put your name in the raffle to win one of our guitars if you buy the CD

    Please post a link to your music, so I can download it. I want to hear it just based on your attitude.

    1. Re:Please post your music by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      As for the last band I uploaded it to Emule and Fasttrack, the name of the band is "Big Silver" I don't know if the tracks are still there or not. They are kind of a roots pop kind of thing, think Old 97s meets Weezer.

      As for the new trio I'm working on shoot me an email and I'll be happy to shoot you the FB page. I'm sad to say I still haven't quite figured out the whole FB thing (my GF is a whizz at it, so I let her do most of that stuff) and can't figure out how to set limits on the pics. Stupid me I bought her a new digital camera and now I've got pics of me posted all over the damned thing.

      It is kinda a dark blues/funk/rock kinda thing but I warn you the tracks on there are VERY rough as we did them on a little Boss two track digital running off the board while we built our own little 16 track (more than enough for a trio) digital studio. We are probably looking at mid June before the album gets finished since the drummer became an alcoholic so the guitarist and I are doing it all ourselves. That way we can just hand the finished product to several drummers and see which can best play what we wrote. Lucky for us Brian (guitarist/vocals) is also a drummer and I'm good at programming my Korg so drums shouldn't be a problem. We've found an engineer that is great and will work with our digital tracks, so all we have to do is shoot him a DVD full of uncompressed Wav files and he'll mix it and hand us a gold master.

      Anyway shoot me an email and I'll shoot you the FB page and a link to one of those upload sites if I can find one where I can just drop 100Mb in a compressed .rar without jumping through a shitload of hoops as I have the two Big Silver albums in MP3 format on my drive.

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  104. In Love by neiras · · Score: 1

    Don't forget to add something that keeps William Shatner from making another album.

    But he's so awesome!

  105. Insanity... by bahurd · · Score: 1

    Amazing! While the total global wealth is somewhere at $194 Trillion (Credit Suisse number) the record companies see no problem arguing they are entitled to a number approaching 39% of it. I'm sure the attorneys are asking for this while keeping straight faces. All this while the record companies are adding no value to the product they haven't 'invented' either. Then, we have a person who may have been disfigured by some doctor who may have been truly negligent and to resolve the out of control health care costs our elected officials see no problem enacting legal reforms limiting the amount of damages that person could receive. What a sham. At least there is one judge who sees some logic.

  106. Reductio ad absurdum by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    Take a math approach here. As you got to an absurd result, then the hypotesis were false. Limewire don't owe that money, or RIAA is not allowed to sue, or the law is invalid.

    The alternative is a more clinical ones. The ones asking that kind of money are clearly crazy, so should be put in a mental institution, all of them, lawyers, RIAA directives, or the ones approving that law.

  107. Zeitgeist Movement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Venus Project could use you.

  108. No surprise here by kdsible · · Score: 0

    Happy Capitalism. Just keep making shit up.

  109. U.S. Mint, it's your turn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Print, Baby, Print.

    Jokes aside, however much money they receive, how much does /. think will go to the artists? My guess is an astoundingly generous 00,000,000,000,000.00 Dollars!

  110. US Economy by phmadore · · Score: 1

    United States of America Gross Domestic Product 2010: $14.660 trillion. I laughed extremely hard. I agree with the submitter: this is only going to weaken them and make the public think they are wasting the courts' time.

  111. o.O by revxul · · Score: 1

    Before, they were simply pricks. Now, they're absolutely bonkers. Did someone let Darl McBride in the RIAA? This smells like his level of ridiculousness.

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  112. they are, er, tripping.

  113. Austin Powers? by amxcoder · · Score: 1

    Was anybody else reminded of the Austin Powers scene where Dr. Evil demands Gazillions of dollars and and everyone just laughs cause there isn't that much money in the world.

    1. Re:Austin Powers? by Billlagr · · Score: 1

      yes! I could just imagine some company executive, pinkie finger in mouth, asking for.... Seventy Five TRILLION Dollars! Mwahahaha!

  114. Marketing myopia by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    The problem you're describing seems to be this:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marketing_myopia

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  115. reforming law by proudhawk · · Score: 1

    *THIS* is precisely why we need to reform copyright laws. I figure it this way: if a song is worth only $1.00 on itunes, the record companies can only sue for that sum on individual counts. thats means that they would only be able to sue for a small fortune (say $10 million in the largest cases). this would certainly reduce the incentive form them to file such ridiculous claims.

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  116. haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LMFAO!!!!!!!! what else can i say

  117. tight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i think thats pretty cool its getting sued. well actually i think its funny one of my friends used that and got like ten trojan virus.....lol.........SW3D.........PEACE OUT

  118. Re:The penalty for an excessive lawsuit should be by lars_stefan_axelsson · · Score: 1

    The penalty for an excessive lawsuit should be >= the difference between the claimed damage and the actual damage.

    In Sweden it's somewhat like that (i.e. not at all). We have a loser pays system, as in loser pays the other party's legal fees (within reason). And, if you "win" but are awarded less than half of what you sued for, then you're considered the loser from the perspective of having to pay the other party's fees.

    So that gives at least some incentive to keep the claimed damages somewhat reasonable.

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  119. Re:One word - JEWS! by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

    And guess who runs most of those 13 record companies...

    Mitch Bainwol?

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  120. 75 Trillion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's over 9000!

  121. This is a case for... by metacell · · Score: 1

    Can someone who's better at video editing than me please make a clip with Dr. Evil demanding a ransom for $75 trillion for returning the world's music? :)

  122. Hyperinflation by cpghost · · Score: 1

    Give the Fed more time to print money at the current pace, and soon 75 trillion will look like small change.

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  123. Each instance of infringement, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Section 504(c)(1) of the Copyright Act provided for damages for each instance of infringement where two or more parties were liable"

    wouldn't this mean they would have to PROVE EXACTLY how many times it was infringed? After all, you can't come up with a concrete number based on guesswork and assumptions.
    Otherwise, there was only one instance of infringement per song, the one that the record companies downloaded themselves.

  124. What next? by Nameisyoung007 · · Score: 1

    What is next lawsuit that these guys launch? 1) We had the waves of named individual lawsuits 2) Then we had waves of John Doe lawsuits 3) ... 4) Now we have this $75 Trillion lawsuit What next? How can they continue to scale this up?

  125. Re:The penalty for an excessive lawsuit should be by rwv · · Score: 1

    For intents and purposes, your dream world would make it easier for large businesses and wealthy individuals to sue the poor into oblivion. The poor wouldn't be able to risk a lawsuit if they knew they'd have to pay high fees once they lost.

    In this case though, the RIAA can go fuck itself and your dream world seems like a wonderful place. Maybe try changing it to...

    The penalty for an excessive lawsuit, when filed by an entity that I think is lame, should be >= the difference between the claimed damage and the actual damage.

    This way you and your friends can still sue with impunity.

  126. Just Limewire? What about youtube and others? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    If just limewire is costing $75 trillion; what about all the other, more popular, ways of listening to free music? I can listen to practically anything I want on youtube, and it's no great trick to download the video and turn it into an .ogg format, or whatever.

    When you add it all up, it's got to be over $750 trillion.

  127. Judge of course will.... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    If this judge is anything like the judge that ruled in favor of the FTC when they had that grandma being sued, and ended up owing something like 150000, i forget the details (old /. story) but I would love for the judge to set a precedent here, and show just how stupid the courts are with copyright lawsuits, and infringement, and then maybe we can all have a revolution, and rebel against our FTC and MOVIE/MUSIC company overlords that surely line the insides of the judges pockets...

  128. No, those protections do not apply to him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, those protections do not apply to him. Why? Because he won't be able to fight a company that wants to take it. Because it isn't his job to get money from copyrights.

    Copyright is not an important right.

    Like it or not, copyright isn't necessary to our economic system and is observably harmful to it.

  129. Profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because someone illegally downloaded a song or movie or whatever doesn't mean they ever intended to buy it. For all they know their profits went up because someone illegally downloaded a song and then went and bought the album. Idiots.

  130. Re:The penalty for an excessive lawsuit should be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my perfect legal system, record companies/film companies/patent trolls would be banned from filing any kind of lawsuit for 3 to 5 years regardless if it was successful or not. Either they get a "Well done, you got money. Now stop annoying us" or "GTFO! That's f***ing stupid, have 5 years to think about your next joke!"

    Alternatively, record companies should have to provide solid evidence at their expense rather than just throwing their weight about and crying over "lost revenue", Which I expect is because less people are buying DVDs at $30+ and that most of the stuff you see at the movies is tripe, NOT because people are downloading it for free!

  131. Re:The penalty for an excessive lawsuit should be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting thought; but if I'm reading this correctly it should be the law makers that are punished. After all, the record companies are trying to play by the rules (giggle).

    It amazes me how frequently people are ready to criticize a party about a legal action when the law is the real source of the absurdity.

  132. Re:The penalty for an excessive lawsuit should be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - but the record industry should be fined $75-trillion-minus-that-$50K for wasting taxpayer money having the justice-system hear that absurd suit."

    ... and for making shit music that people dont want to hear, hence the reason we DL the music instead of buying the damn'd album

  133. Re:Can't really fault the lawyers for doing their by easyTree · · Score: 1

    What, do we expect them to ask for less than they can, out of the goodness of their hearts, or some sense of "fairness"?

    Nice strawman - everyone knows that lawyers don't have hearts...

  134. Re:The penalty for an excessive lawsuit should be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Judge Bob Barker. I like it.

  135. Re:The penalty for an excessive lawsuit should be by moseao · · Score: 1

    Judge Bob Barker has a nice ring to it. Maybe Limewire will come out of this with.............a new car!!!!!!!

  136. Re:There should be a winner takes all scheme to th by Geminii · · Score: 1

    Plus make the prosecution prove that they can stump up the 10% if necessary, on pain of immediately having their case thrown out and massive fines applied?

    Hmm... perhaps 10% for corporations, 1% for individuals. Minus a fixed amount so that people with absolutely no funds could still technically bring lawsuits to a certain degree. Maybe make the amount somewhere in the five-figure range.

  137. Dr. evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like doctor evil. We should contact Austin Powers to look into this... Yeah Baby.....

  138. What Next????? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So ok they want pretty much all the money in the world for all the sales they might have lost due to file sharing with limewire. So I ask what the heck is the difference in that compared to back in teh 80's and 90's when we all (over the age of 20) made some form of mix tape then later burning cd's in the late 90's early 00's before the take off of MP3's? Hmmm, not to open pandoras box but i guess a law suit to sony and maxell will probably be up next if they dont get their way with this..... hahaha the whole frigging thing is a joke. It is as how it has been, those with money need to have more money. Now where should i hide those old cassettes.......LOL