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  1. Re:Astrologers panic! on IAU Demotes Pluto to 'Dwarf Planet' Status · · Score: 1

    You speak of astrology as if it actually impacted anyone life.

  2. Re:Ok, so no we have... on IAU Demotes Pluto to 'Dwarf Planet' Status · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    No Snow White?

  3. Re:Well at least it is conclusive on Robotic Wellington Boot Thrower · · Score: 1
    Slashdotters, please no jokes about how boring life must be in England if chucking a boot passes for sport. There are some redeeming qualities for this sport and one can guess how it got to be established.
    No jokes are warrented as long as this is a sport.
  4. Oblig Simpsons on Robotic Wellington Boot Thrower · · Score: 1

    Nelson: HA!! HA!!

  5. Re:Wrap it with a long thread... on Shuttles Grounded Once Again · · Score: 1

    Why not just put a giant condom on it? I mean, if you're going to fuck the astronauts, wouldn't you want a condom? :P

  6. Re:Why do we need a spacesuit?? on Using an Old Space-Suit as a Satellite · · Score: 1

    With gas pressure retention being to important, it must really suck to rip a fart in one of those things.

  7. Re:NOT the most interesting of Saturn's moons on Possible Cryovolcano Discovered on Titan · · Score: 1

    Hey, "filthy-raj" is your turban dirty?

  8. Re:How long until it's usable? on Single Molecule Transistor A Reality · · Score: 1

    How long until it's usable? Usually she prefers it to be at least 6 inches.

  9. Re:Wet Cement on The Worst Foods to Eat Over a Keyboard · · Score: 1

    So you were eating it before you applied the hand lotion. It still qualifies.

  10. Re:Good Lord! Horta can type!!!! on The Worst Foods to Eat Over a Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Horta? I hear ya heard a who!! Oh, wait, that's Horton. Nevermind.

  11. Re:Laptop?!? on Nuclear Battery That Runs 10 Years · · Score: 1
    "I can imagine lots of applications for this new battery including my own laptop"

    Vibrators!!

  12. Re:Some suggestions to get UNstuck... on Mars Rover Stuck in a Dune · · Score: 1

    Thanks, Captain obvious!! I don't think they would have figured all this out. I mean, it's not like the engineers at NASA has any common sense.

  13. Re:It's okay, it was powered by Windows XP... on Mars Rover Stuck in a Dune · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't you get it? This is /., the more you complain about the redundancy of a joke, the more the joke is used. Therefore, I, for one, welcome our new redundant-joke-telling overlords!!