Slashdotters, please no jokes about how boring life must be in England if chucking a boot passes for sport. There are some redeeming qualities for this sport and one can guess how it got to be established.
No jokes are warrented as long as this is a sport.
Don't you get it? This is/., the more you complain about the redundancy of a joke, the more the joke is used. Therefore, I, for one, welcome our new redundant-joke-telling overlords!!
You speak of astrology as if it actually impacted anyone life.
No Snow White?
Nelson: HA!! HA!!
Why not just put a giant condom on it? I mean, if you're going to fuck the astronauts, wouldn't you want a condom? :P
With gas pressure retention being to important, it must really suck to rip a fart in one of those things.
Hey, "filthy-raj" is your turban dirty?
How long until it's usable? Usually she prefers it to be at least 6 inches.
So you were eating it before you applied the hand lotion. It still qualifies.
Horta? I hear ya heard a who!! Oh, wait, that's Horton. Nevermind.
Vibrators!!
Thanks, Captain obvious!! I don't think they would have figured all this out. I mean, it's not like the engineers at NASA has any common sense.
Don't you get it? This is /., the more you complain about the redundancy of a joke, the more the joke is used. Therefore, I, for one, welcome our new redundant-joke-telling overlords!!