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Nuclear Battery That Runs 10 Years

Jenny writes "A battery with a lifespan measured in decades is in development at the University of Rochester, as scientists demonstrate a new fabrication method that in its roughest form is already 10 times more efficient than current nuclear batteries -- and has the potential to be nearly 200 times more efficient. Similar to the way solar panels work by catching photons from the sun and turning them into current, the science of betavoltaics uses silicon to capture electrons emitted from a radioactive gas, such as tritium, to form a current. As the electrons strike a special pair of layers called a 'p-n junction,' a current results. I can imagine lots of applications for this new battery including my own laptop."

689 comments

  1. Great... by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 4, Funny

    So now instead of just overheating... my laptop can have a total meltdown?

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    1. Re:Great... by Dan667 · · Score: 3, Funny

      And if it was in your lap at the time, your nuts would glow.

    2. Re:Great... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I realize you're joking, but just for the record these *can't* go into a "meltdown" state (what is technically termed a prompt critical reaction). Unlike nucelar reactors which function via nuclear fission, these batteries function by capturing the rays from radioactive materials and converting them into energy. The side effect of this is that these batteries tend to be inherently safe because they can't explode and they produce almost no extra radiation (because they're using the radioactivity directly as a power source).

      The biggest concern with batteries such as this is actually cost. Radioactive materials are controlled by the government (although anyone with a license can obtain some through various online webstores) and thus have experienced little competition overall. As a result, prices have stayed high.

      As I've said before, one solution to this problem is to lease the battery instead of selling it outright. Given its ten year lifespan, the costs can be spread out over that time. When the battery is exhausted, the manufacturer can then reuse the remaining materials in a new battery, thus slowly driving down the prices.

    3. Re:Great... by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 0

      Not if it ships with a lead codpiece as a standard accessory...

    4. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cool! I, for one, welcome our new glowing-nuts overlords!

    5. Re:Great... by Axe · · Score: 5, Funny
      As one my russian friend, who worked in Chernobyl (as a researcher) remembered, that was the favorite rhyme in there, that can be translated.. "If you want to be a father, wrap your balls in lead foil..."

      All I can say: ouch.

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    6. Re:Great... by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Given the paranoid yet incompetent state of security in this country, every single radioactive battery is probably going to get the bearer stopped by the police at some point. Take a radioactive laptop on a plane? -- Stripsearch. Just wait and see. If Homeland Security's detectors currently false-alarm over the natural radioactive potassium isotopes in bananas - yes, bananas! - then these batteries might get the fisheye from these morons.

    7. Re:Great... by Gopal.V · · Score: 1
      Well, the total melt-down of your laptop could be a disaster for the sotrage and use of your DNA.

      Which is exactly why UserFriendly advises you to use it as a Nucular powered UPS - but it is adivsable to use real lead Shielding rather than make your dog and co-workers drink heavy water. The only downside is that the American army is likely to invade your backyard (or maybe they won't because you have nukes).

    8. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...they produce almost no extra radiation... Except they don't use the most dangerous kind of radiation - gamma rays. And gamma rays penetrate all sorts of things including thick concrete walls and steel plates.

    9. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does this mean that there is now a market for nuclear waste or is that a different animal alltogether?

    10. Re:Great... by Humorously_Inept · · Score: 2, Funny

      And if the heat from your laptop isn't already doing enough to harm your sperm count, now you can irradiate your groin to kill off whatever remains! :-)

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    11. Re:Great... by Erioll · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Buy a smoke detector. Those have radioactive materials in them. Wasn't it on /. a few years ago that there was a story about a kid making a mini-reactor in his backyard shed out of tritium from gun sights, and whatever the material is in old smoke detectors?

    12. Re:Great... by metlin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The biggest concern with batteries such as this is actually cost. Radioactive materials are controlled by the government (although anyone with a license can obtain some through various online webstores) and thus have experienced little competition overall. As a result, prices have stayed high.

      Well, yeah. Except that as always, some countries would give a damn about regulations and these are the ones who will take advantage of the new technology and get ahead.

      You think I'm kidding? Wait a few more years and you'll see.

    13. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am glad that Homeland Security's sensors are sensitive enough to false-alarm on a bananna. Try bringing in your suitcase nuke now be-atch.

    14. Re:Great... by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1, Informative

      Tritium is used in a number of consumer goods, such as gun sights and watches. It is not highly regulated.

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    15. Re:Great... by WormholeFiend · · Score: 5, Funny

      dude, tritium is not like in the Spiderman 2 movie... its radiation cant even penetrate a sheet of paper.

    16. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Try bringing in your suitcase nuke now be-atch.

      Not a problem. They're too busy strip-searching all the banana people to worry about little old Mohammad and his suitcase nuke.

    17. Re:Great... by DrStrange66 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now the Energizer bunny will be replaced with the Radiation bunny!

      It keeps glowing and glowing...

    18. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anyone else like me fear having anything nuclear in my lap?

    19. Re:Great... by Oostertoaster · · Score: 1

      Could we use this technology around existing nuclear reactors? They're already throwing off a ton of radiation, beta and otherwise I would imagine.

    20. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Luckily, the tritium they mention as a source of radiation doesn't give off gamma radiation, only beta rays which are high-energy electrons.

    21. Re:Great... by Nutria · · Score: 1

      anyone else like me fear having anything nuclear in my lap?

      Only the stupid people.

      Aim a very sensitive geiger counter at yourself, and, lo and behold, you discover that you are radioactive. Even people way out in the boonies like Amazonia, Cambodia, etc. Why? We're made out of carbon, and some carbon is radioactive.

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    22. Re:Great... by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm just curious. How is relevant concern about national security and these batteries rated as a troll? Obviously the moderator has never heard that the NY City police carry radiation detectors now, and that people who have had medical exams involving isotope injection for scanning have actually been pulled off public transit. Radioactive batteries *will* get law enforcement response.

    23. Re:Great... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      anyone else like me fear having anything nuclear in my lap?

      You know, I used to worry about it just a little. Thanks to all the propaganda, there was always that nagging concern "What if I get cancer?" But now I'd be perfectly comfortable standing next to a nuclear power plant.

      Why, you ask? Because I learned a lot more about radiation and eventually learned that it's not as dangerous as it's made out to be. You see, your body is fending off radiation from everything from bananas, to radon gas that you inhale, to Uranium scattered throughout your back yard, to cosmic rays that come screaming in from space with far more energy than anything naturally occuring here on earth.

      Basically, it's a normal risk of living and we deal with it every day. Our bodies are quite well adapted to radiation. (In some cases, people exposed to higher levels of background radiation seem to live *longer*!) Most of the "instant death" or "cancer within months" scenarios involve being swamped with unnaturally high levels of radioactivity. Particularly rays higher in penetration power such as Gamma and X-Rays.

      Trust me, a battery that uses Alpha or Beta rays is really nothing to worry about. The radiation can't even penetrate your skin!

    24. Re:Great... by alecks · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As cool as this sounds, I really doubt we'll see these things at the consumer level even when they are ready.... This will KILL the current battery market, and I'm sure Energizer and Duracell will do anything and everything to stop these from killing their business....

    25. Re:Great... by Rei · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yeah, tritium is neat that way. While in US, "frivolous" uses of tritium are banned, in Europe, that's not the case. So, you get things like these neat glowing keyrings that stay bright for a decade.

      Even air will absorb a significant amount of the tritium's radiation. If the tritium source is right next to you, almost no radiation will penetrate the outer layers of your skin. Even if you ingest tritium-heavy water (so that it can actually do damage), water cycles through your system pretty quickly. The only way you can really get tritium to do major damage without continually reexposing yourself or giving yourself a huge dose is to lock it up in a chemical for which doesn't get lost from the body very quickly and for which the hydrogens don't get interchanged with others often, and then ingest that.

      To put it into perspective, ingesting all of the tritium from a gun sight (a common current use of tritium) would be equivalent to about two years of background radiation. In short, while tritium has its dangers, there are a lot of equally dangerous things out there - including what many conventional batteries are made out of.

      Interestingly enough, as tritium decays, one product is helium-3 - the stuff that people keep saying we have to mine from the moon, despite its very low concentration there ;) Of course, tritium production requires a conventional fission reactor to produce in quantity (you need to bombard a lithium target, and He3-He3 fusion is neutron-free)

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    26. Re:Great... by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Could a battery such as this be turned off?

      If not, a laptop seems a poor use, but a tiny one might be great for cellphones.

      Of course we all know this will not really be used by the public in our lifetimes. Even radioactive glowing watch hands, which make a lot of sense, are not made any more.

    27. Re:Great... by QuantumPion · · Score: 2, Informative

      Meltdowns and prompt-criticality have nothing to do with each other. A meltdown occurs when the heat generated in the nuclear fuel is not removed quickly enough such as during a loss of coolant accident, and so the fuel actually melts. Prompt-critical is when the reactor is critical* on only fission neutrons**.

      *The term critical means that the reactor is producing as many neutrons as are being absorbed or leak out. In other words, the power level is constant. Sub-critial means more neutrons are being removed, and so power level decreases. Super-critical means more neutrons are being generated then removed so power increases.

      **Normally, the reactivity of a reactor is controlled on delayed neutrons, or neutrons which are created by fission products tenths of seconds after a fission occurs. Fission neutrons are generated within microseconds of fission occuring. When a reactor is prompt-critical, it is extremely difficult to control because the time between neutron generations is very small, and so the power can almost instantly jump to very high levels before any sort of control system can respond.

      and btw, IAANE.

    28. Re:Great... by Rei · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's always been a good market for tritium. Lithium targets are deliberately added to nuclear reactors to produce it.

      Find a large enough market for strontium-90, iodine-131,133, caesium-134,137, tellurium-132, strontium-90, etc, and then we'll be in business ;)

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    29. Re:Great... by xkenny13 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unlike nucelar reactors which function via nuclear fission, these batteries function by capturing the rays from radioactive materials and converting them into energy.

      Ummmm ... didn't Chekov do this in Star Trek IV!?

    30. Re:Great... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1
      ...the Radiation bunny!

      Something like this?
      http://www.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/b/bb/Big _Book_of_Hell.gif

    31. Re:Great... by FireFury03 · · Score: 3, Informative

      whatever the material is in old smoke detectors

      The isotope you are looking for is Americium.

    32. Re:Great... by register_ax · · Score: 5, Informative
    33. Re:Great... by Rei · · Score: 3, Funny

      But what if we're terrified of that antineutrino that they let escape? Won't somebody think of the antineutrinos???

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    34. Re:Great... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Informative

      Could a battery such as this be turned off?

      No. Excess energy would have to be expended in some form or another. Perhaps a small motor would be installed into the battery, and the power diverted there in case of a surplus.

      If not, a laptop seems a poor use, but a tiny one might be great for cellphones.

      Cellphones have always been the place that I have suggested the first batteries be made for. Besides lower power requirements, people have far more trouble keeping them sufficiently charged. But once that's tackled, there's no reason not to power laptops. Especially since many modern laptops (e.g. Macintoshes) rarely get turned off. (In the case of Macs, you just close the lid and the laptop goes to sleep. A pulsating LED on the front tells you it's state.)

    35. Re:Great... by Heliologue · · Score: 1

      We won't see batteries with a 10-year lifespan, certainly, but as much as corporations want to preserve their profits, this technology will become a necessity for the market. Some intrepid company will produce it, and everyone else will scramble to catch up. Call it, oh "Google Effect."

    36. Re:Great... by Nutria · · Score: 2, Informative

      Could we use this technology around existing nuclear reactors? They're already throwing off a ton of radiation, beta and otherwise I would imagine.

      If it's more efficient than using fission to boil water to spin turbines that generate electricity, then it would be a great idea.

      But after looking around the web, I don't think it is.

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    37. Re:Great... by toomanyhandles · · Score: 3, Informative

      The beta radiation from tritium won't even penetrate the outler layer of dead skin cells on your body. It's that weak. Nothing would get out of the battery to trip any detectors.
      You have to eat huge amounts of it to get any harmful doses.
      See : http://www.physics.isu.edu/radinf/tritium.htm

    38. Re:Great... by introverted · · Score: 1

      So now instead of just overheating... my laptop can have a total meltdown?

      Only if your mom runs it through the washer and you try to fix it with a screwdriver.

    39. Re:Great... by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There was that kid, but if you want to go fusion, you might look at these people.

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    40. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You think I'm kidding? Wait a few more years and you'll see.

      Won't happen. They'd be bombed first. Same as if they got ahead in a space program

    41. Re:Great... by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 5, Funny

      At least it will also kill off the crabs..

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    42. Re:Great... by MarkGriz · · Score: 4, Funny

      "...these batteries tend to be inherently safe because they can't explode..."

      Maybe not, but lets keep that Australian kid away from them, just to be safe.

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    43. Re:Great... by metlin · · Score: 1


      God, you're even more of an optimist than I ever could be!

    44. Re:Great... by Rei · · Score: 5, Informative

      Depends. Both U-235 and Pu-239 decay via alpha emission, which is easily blocked by almost anything. The risk for detection is beta, gamma, and neutron emission, which the daughter products can release. U-235 is especially bad because not only is its half life 30,000 times slower than Pu-239's, but the principal gamma radiation released in the decay sequence is low energy (a millimeter of lead should be enough to shield most of it).

      Purity is important, of course. Your typical reactor-grade plutonium has sizable amounts of Pu-240, which is a lot more detectable. Likewise, if the uranium wasn't created with the intent of making it smuggled, it probably has contamination of U-232, which has a very high energy daughter product decay that wouldn't be realistic to shield. There have actually been proposals to deliberately contaminate all uranium produced (to the extent that international cooperation allows) with U-232 to make smuggling unrealistic.

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    45. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mppf...! I almost snorted soda out of my nose and all over my keyboard. That's funny.

    46. Re:Great... by hairyfeet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sad to say the first nuke to destroy a city in America will probably get there without being checked as they'll just send it UPS or Fedex

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    47. Re:Great... by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 2, Funny

      LOL if someone lets the FBI know that a neutrino fired from the middle east is quite capable of penetrating the earth and reaching the White House, there would be all hell to pay!

    48. Re:Great... by Kentamanos · · Score: 1

      I watched the Nova on "dirty bombs" a few weeks ago. In that episode, they mentioned that detectors located near docks in NY or NJ caused people who had recently had radiation therapy for cancer to be pulled over.

    49. Re:Great... by toomanyhandles · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, troll is a little strong I think, the concern is valid but should be alleviated with some background knowledge :) These batteries won't be detected by radiation detectors, anyway. No pulling you off public transport for that. Not only will the weak beta radiation not get out of the battery, even if the battery does leak, you can pour millicuries of tritium all over detectors, be it badges or geigers or whatever. The weak beta radiation won't even develop film. Now, medicinal doses of I131 or wahtever- those show up loud and clear. I had a friend who had to have his thyroid zapped- he pegged out lab geiger from 5 feet away. Weak beta emitters like tritium that are really almost no concern- I'd like it if they were more dangerous as then you can monitor them more easily (they show up on things like a geiger). The onyl way to "detect" weak betas like tritium is to mix it with some other substance that glows just a tiny bit when hit with low energy beta particles, and then load it into a special very sensitive machine to look for that emitted light. All that said, I'd like to know if they are loading their battery with millicurie quantities or what- if it leaked, that could be an ingestion hazard. I've not RTFA to see though :) HTH. HTH.

    50. Re:Great... by ArbitraryConstant · · Score: 1

      They could potentially go into a different "meltdown" state.

      Say someone builds a battery big enough to power a laptop, or maybe a PDA. If it's sufficiently well insulated (say in packing material), thermal equilibrium might be high enough to damage the unit or injure someone that touches it. The packaging of the nuclear material would be robust enough to survive no problem up to hundreds of degrees, but your PDA would still be broken.

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    51. Re:Great... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Meltdowns and prompt-criticality have nothing to do with each other.

      Except for the fact that a prompt-critical reaction is usually the cause of a meltdown situation. (Unless your reactor normally runs in a melted state, that is.)

      You really haven't said anything I don't know. All I was doing was translating what a regular guy thinks of as a "meltdown" into what it actually is. Using the term "meltdown" is just plain wrong because a radioactive battery *can* meltdown. All it needs to do is... well... melt. It's still not any more dangerous than it was before. (Unless it starts melting through things, that is. In which case its temperature make it dangerous.)

      Honestly, I've talked with Nuclear Scientists a plenty. I'm just trying to help out people with no clue.

      (And truthfully, I can't win one way or another. Every time I try to explain to a non-nuclear scientist the actual situation, a nuclear scientist has to come around and misinterpret things all over the place. I understand you guys get beat up a lot by the general public, but yeash! Lighten up! :-))

    52. Re:Great... by dx11101 · · Score: 0

      If im not mistaken, tritium is uber toxic and uber rare and expensive, what if these batteries leak? And what is stoping terrorists from harvesting the materials from theses bateries to make a weapon?

    53. Re:Great... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Trust me, a battery that uses Alpha or Beta rays is really nothing to worry about. The radiation can't even penetrate your skin!

      Of course, once somebody tosses one into an incinerator then the tritium will be directly released into the environment as radioactive H20, which is highly dangerous and doesn't need to penetrate your skin. Any nuclear battery with enough power to power a laptop (~20W) will contain a significant amount of total radioactivity, which would be a major concern if the battery were incinerated or corroded in a landfill. Therefore, you will never see these on the consumer market.

      Moreover, tritium has major WMD issues. All modern nuclear weapons use tritium to boost the fission core; it allows bombs to much more efficiently use their fissile fuel and provides a much more consistent yield. Currently, the world supply of tritium is tiny, and much of it is carefully hoarded by nuclear-capable states to keep the tritum boosters in their warheads replenished as they naturally decay. The powers that be will want to keep this key weapons material hard to obtain; this is another reason that governments are never going to allow significant amounts of tritium to be handled by the general public.

    54. Re:Great... by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1
      I know they already use nuclear batteries on satelites, but not as much the betavolatic effect batteries as the thermal (peltier) effect, where a nuclear source would heat up one side of thermocouple and the other would be exposed to the cold. Those batteries are pretty radioactive and would be dangerous here on earth.

      I did a small research project on sensor networks and there the biggest problem is the power source it has to be small and has to last long. They have a whole series of algorithms that optimize the power consumption. If these new betavoltaic nuclear batteries will be small and lasting, all that area of research might become less interesting.

    55. Re:Great... by evilbessie · · Score: 3, Interesting
      its radiation cant even penetrate a sheet of paper.

      Hmmm well it my A level physics is anything to go by (i did it in the last 20 years so probably not) beta radiation is high energy electrons, and 3mm of aluminium will stop them. They are bad for your health, but it takes time, usually.

      Alpha particles are helium nuclei (2 protons, 2 neutrons), these are stopped by your sheet of paper. They don't penetrate skin...

      then your gamma rays are not stopped by lead and are very bad.
    56. Re:Great... by toomanyhandles · · Score: 2, Informative

      >The only way to "detect" weak betas like tritium is to mix it with some other substance that glows just a tiny bit when hit with low energy
      ---------
      Actually you can get special types of handheld counters for looking at tritium. I was typing too fast :)
      The distance a weak beta particle can go in air, though, is 1/6 of an inch.
      Not very useful for scanning (as in our public transit example), as a result.

    57. Re:Great... by redJag · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...he knows too much... *silenced shot*

    58. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but then how will you hide when woman's boyfriend comes home?

    59. Re:Great... by TGK · · Score: 4, Insightful

      First off, the "suitcase nuke" as its called is a fairly unrealistic senario. While the USSR is rumored to have developed some of these portable nuclear devices (Nixon even commented on one that was thought to be in the basement of the Soviet Embasy) they were never created in quantity.

      Now nuclear landmines are another creature alltogether. Both the US and the USSR created substantial quantities of these little gems which, which technicaly man portable, aren't exactly the kind of thing you'd be able to stroll about New York with. (they weight a LOT).

      Much as the Neo-Cons hate to hear it, the major nuclear risk to the United States the shipping system. We're not talking UPS or FedEx here, we're talking cargo containers. There's more than enough space in a cargo container to pack it full of automotive parts with a nuclear land mine in the middle. Liberaly apply some lead sheilding and you've got yourself a covert nuclear device.

      Since a tiny precentage of cargo containers are inspected upon entry into the US, this is unlikely to be noticed by US authorities, who will be too busy stoping cancer patients and bananna enthusiasts.

      Even more ironic is that the shipping system will allow your nuclear cargo container to be delivered to the city of your choosing in just a few days.

      It's the perfect perloined letter. Mr Poe would be so proud.

      The Bush administration is, as the texas expression goes, all hat and no cattle. They're beefing up security where it doesn't matter so that they can look like they're doing something. In the mean time, the real issues are going unaddressed because it's either "too expensive" or "too difficult" to do anything meaningfull.

      I wonder how expensive and difficult a smoking crater in the middle of Chicago would be? Don't think it could happen? Every bomb dropped in Iraq and Afghanistan has left mothers, daughters, sons, fathers, brothers and sisters weaping for loved ones. Eventualy, one of these people we've pissed off is going to have the resources and know how to strike back.

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    60. Re:Great... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Well yes, but most people don't realize that "meltdown" actually just means that the materials melt. Nothing to do with anything dangerous. (Some reactors normally run in a melted state.)

      What most people are referring to when they speak of a "reactor melting down" is a prompt critical reaction whereby the nuclear materials are fissioning in a self-sustained fashion. (As opposed to the controlled use of delayed neutrons, as a nuclear scientist pointed out in another response.)

      The problem with that situation is that the reactor could easily run out of control and fail to scram. Thankfully, most modern reactor designs are specifically made to make this situation near impossible. (A bit like bulkheads being magnetically held open instead of magnetically close, the reactors are designed to auto-scram if something goes horribly wrong.)

    61. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Aim a very sensitive geiger counter at yourself, and, lo and behold, you discover that you are radioactive. Even people way out in the boonies like Amazonia, Cambodia, etc. Why? We're made out of carbon, and some carbon is radioactive."

      I have used a GM portable detector on myself. I have not seen one sensitive enough to find a difference from background. I even smoke, and that doesn't make a difference.

      Carbon isotopes aren't the main source of activity in the human body. Typically its potassium. I know from experience that if you eat banannas (high in potassium), you will get a higher reading on a internal monitoring test (where radiation workers stand in a sensitive monitor for 10 minutes to verify that they haven't ingested radioactive material).

    62. Re:Great... by amightywind · · Score: 0

      The biggest concern with batteries such as this is actually cost.

      Hardly. The biggest concern is a leak of anykind. Imagine a 10 year old breaking open a battery and killing the entire neighborhood.

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    63. Re:Great... by superdan2k · · Score: 1

      Sure, it's a great form of birth control, too. Trojan's going to buy out Dell.

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    64. Re:Great... by Trigun · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think that you'd have to wrap more than just your testicles, otherwise Chernobyl fall off!

    65. Re:Great... by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1
      Wrong. Where to start: tritium-dioxide 'radioactive water' isn't as dangerous as you're implying. While I certainly wouldn't want to chug it for any significant period of time, it's not going to melt your guts out. The worst thing that might happen would be an increased chance of cancer, or maybe reproductive harm, but for that you'd have to ingest large quantities, for a while.


      Tritium isn't particularly radioactive to start off with. As other people have mentioned, the particles it radiates are extremely low-energy. Also the half life isn't particularly long, so even if a battery was buried in a landfill, by the time the water had a chance to percolate down to the aquifer and then get pumped back up, there's a good chance most of the tritium would have decayed anyway.


      Your WMD argument is bogus. Tritium is relatively easy to get -- it's used in gunsights, keychains, watch faces, all sorts of stuff. Sure you'd have to go to a lot of work to get enough to make the core for a thermonuclear weapon, but I think anyone who has the resources to build one in the first place is almost certainly able to process it out of glow paint.


      Furthermore, you're talking about banning it because it might be used to make an atomic bomb bigger -- which presupposes that terrorists have the fission bomb to start off with. Shouldn't that be the concern in the scenario? I have doubts that many terrorists or rogue states that are willing to use a bomb would want to go to the work and expense of boosting it.

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    66. Re:Great... by Kalidor · · Score: 1

      It keeps glowing and glowing and glowing ...

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    67. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is David Hahn dead yet?

    68. Re:Great... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Imagine a 10 year old breaking open a battery

      Ok, so the Tritium floats away harmlessly. I'm with you so far.

      and killing the entire neighborhood.

      Excuse me? Killing the entire neighborhood? The 10 year old and what army? If you think Tritium is enough to kill an entire neighborhood, then I've got a truckload of bananas that are going to destroy the ENTIRE WORLD! (MWHAHAHAHA!!!)

      Dude. Seriously. You need to edumacated on the dangers (or lack thereof) of Beta Radiation.

    69. Re:Great... by Surt · · Score: 1

      Alternatively, of course, your children may be born with super powers.

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    70. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Allah curse you Mohammed... why can't you keep your mouth shut?

      I even said, "Don't tell Mohammed about the nuke in the cargo container while we plant bananas for distraction plan, he can keep a secret."

      So what does everyone do? Invite Mohammed to the Plan Meeting.

      See! I told you Mohammed will spill the beans. Why doesn't anyone ever listen to me?

      -Robert

    71. Re:Great... by Noofus · · Score: 3, Informative

      The small amount of tritium in the battery would quickly float to the ceiling, or out into the atmosphere. The beta radiation released from the tritium is of such low energy it literally would be stopped by your outer skin cells. No damage could result from this...

    72. Re:Great... by Erioll · · Score: 1

      Thanks. I was pretty sure that was it, but I didn't want to post it unless I was certain. And I'll admit to being overcome by a condition of extreme lazyness, so I didn't feel like looking it up either.

      =)

    73. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm... if the detectors can pick up the traces in a bannana... that's really sensitive. I.e. wow

    74. Re:Great... by woozlewuzzle · · Score: 1

      You're new around here, aren't you. slashdot geek no have woman (ugg)

    75. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or used to charge conventional batteries or capacitors, perhaps?

    76. Re:Great... by Dysan2k · · Score: 1

      Hell of a good read, man.. especially that last one.

      Thanks!

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    77. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget about that... I just hope you don't set your laptop in your lap. Any future offspring are begging you not to. ;-)

    78. Re:Great... by mark*workfire · · Score: 1

      Wow, Imagine the new 'nuclear' series vibrators, in various glowing colors.

    79. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Even if you ingest tritium-heavy water (so that it can actually do damage), water cycles through your system pretty quickly.

      I spent some summers working in a government lab with tritium.

      Interestingly the recommended procedures in case of a tritium leak was to drink as much coffee and beer and water as you can, to cycle the water faster. Sounds just like college.

    80. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something like this?

      Nah, more like this.

    81. Re:Great... by rcamans · · Score: 1

      WRONG. The US has had backpack nukes for decades.
      It takes less than 2 lbs of plutonium to make a nuke. The problem is containing the blast. The longer you can keep the nuclear material close together, the larger the blast yield. So the backpack nukes do not have a large yield, but still, are awesome bombs. And they can be made very dirty as well.
      You do not want one to go off in NY, Chicago, etc.

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    82. Re:Great... by jafiwam · · Score: 2, Informative

      Heavy yes, but not as hard to make small as one might think. Certainly small enough to lug around in a car trunk.

      Here's a link to the Davy Crockett recoilless rocket launched artillery, at 0.01 kilotons it's not a big nuke. But sure as hell would raise the hackles of the US Govt. and scare the crud out of whole states full of people (aside from the ones killed outright).

      This was back in 1961. Since then, there is probably little point in making it much smaller, rather making it have a higher yield. I wouldn't be suprised if there were warheads this size with 10 times the yield of this one available now.

    83. Re:Great... by pcmanjon · · Score: 1

      "I can imagine lots of applications for this new battery including my own laptop"

      First off, the battery would be bigger than the laptop because it'd need LEAD housing, also lead is heavy, and isn't very portable. Also imagine going to the airport getting THAT Past security!

      Even if it could be small/safe enough products like that would never make it to places such as your laptop due to people who wouldn't dispose of the batterys properly. How can you expect people to dispose nuclear waste properly when people don't even dispose used oil/car batteries properly?

    84. Re:Great... by mikael · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Register has an article about how radioactive tritium "glowring" keyrings cannot be imported into the US since the authorities have placed an embargo on the civilian use of radioactive material.

      More details on Tritium.

      Given these restrictions, we probably won't have nuclear powered laptops, but it will help make space probes lighter.

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    85. Re:Great... by pcmanjon · · Score: 1

      Correction to my post above, after reading the article I learned a few facts.

      The battery uses beta particles, so the problem of having 'lead housing the side of a, um, house' isn't an issue. Your microwave makes beta particles -- which can be stopped by a sheet of paper.

      Still, disposal would be an issue and without proper regulation and control over disposal they wouldn't release them in prime time.

      I also don't think people would understand that they're practically harmless, so they'd never take off. (Buying radioactive batteries? Do you know all the newspaper articeles that would be written after mom died while using her radioactive battery controlled remote?)

    86. Re:Great... by NitsujTPU · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You seem to be under the delusion that we needed to piss them off.

      We did, but being alive is enough to piss them off. Bin Laden wanted to kill us (all of us) for walking on his turf.

      In the U.S. we call that bigotry (because we're not muslim). Unless you're from some culture we don't understand that is.

      Do you honestly think that half of these folks are after us because of our doings in Iraq? Come on. Iraq is high profile, but if you want to look at things that the government is doing wrong, there are much more ethically clear-cut things than this.

      Look at what our "War on Drugs" has done in Columbia.

    87. Re:Great... by amightywind · · Score: 0

      Ok, so the Tritium floats away harmlessly. I'm with you so far.

      If ingested Tritium is lethal, it is also very difficult to contain. I doubt one of these things would earn a Good Housekeeping Seal. I'd like to see you use one in your iPod. Like most people on this forum you are inexplicably eager to lap up and vehemently defend the pseudo-scientific bilge that Cowboyneal can dish up. Tritium "Duracells" are right up there with other slashdot favorites like the space elevator, and cold fusion. Well, if it keeps you occupied...

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    88. Re:Great... by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

      ...or it could create giant mutant crabs...

    89. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To put it into perspective, ingesting all of the tritium from a gun sight (a common current use of tritium) would be equivalent to about two years of background radiation.


      And much of that atmospheric background radiation came from atomic bomb tests in the 1950's.

    90. Re:Great... by caluml · · Score: 2, Insightful
      they were never created in quantity.

      Oh, that's OK. As long as there are less than 100 we're all safe.

    91. Re:Great... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      Tritium isn't particularly radioactive to start off with.

      That doesn't matter. To get 20W of energy out of a battery, which what this "power my laptop" idea involves, you need to include enough tritum to generate that much power. 20W of radioactive decay energy is a significant biological risk no matter how you slice it.

      Your WMD argument is bogus. Tritium is relatively easy to get -- it's used in gunsights, keychains, watch faces, all sorts of stuff.

      In microgram quantities. A reasonable-sized battery would require many orders of magnitude more tritium than those trinkets.

      but I think anyone who has the resources to build one in the first place is almost certainly able to process it out of glow paint.

      Your order for 3 million keychains might tip off the FBI. Not so with a couple of laptops.

      which presupposes that terrorists have the fission bomb to start off with.

      They might have a crappy weapon made out of subpar materials. The tritium could make the difference between a fizzle and a destroyed city.

      I have doubts that many terrorists or rogue states that are willing to use a bomb would want to go to the work and expense of boosting it.

      It wouldn't be expensive if tritium was readily available. It would certainly be a lot easier than having to obtain twice the plutonium to get the same bang, for example.

    92. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're mistaken.

    93. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      understand there are a lot of disagreements over the Bush administrations actions. BUT to be fair there are actually only a few security level issues that are debated.

      It may seem like an unimportant issue but by saying "They're beefing up security where it doesn't matter" changes your message from being a factual unbiased opinion...to just political rhetoric :-)

    94. Re:Great... by mnmn · · Score: 1

      Good read, esp the second one. I didnt know this happened.

      There should be a way to check for radioactivity everywhere, maybe geiger counters mounted on police cars or something.

      If this guy was from Pakistan, would he be in the Navy now or would we have never heard of him?

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    95. Re:Great... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2

      If ingested Tritium is lethal,

      It's not. Ingested Tritium poses a health hazard, but it almost certainly NOT lethal. It would take constant exposure to high levels of Tritium to cause your risk of cancer to jump up significantly.

      it is also very difficult to contain

      Your logic is illogical. If tritium is lethal, it's also difficult to contain? Why? Tritium is very easy to contain. Millions of watches, keychains, and scopes are doing it as we speak. No neighborhoods destroyed that I'm aware of. (For that matter, not even an unshielded reactor in your back yard is likely to kill the entire neighborhood!)

      I'd like to see you use one in your iPod

      I would not only love to, but I've been one of those people who has been trying to figure out how to make it happen for a year or two now.

      Like most people on this forum you are inexplicably eager to lap up and vehemently defend the pseudo-scientific bilge that Cowboyneal can dish up.

      No idea what you're talking about. But you obviously have been lapping up bullshit from Ralph Nadar and Greenpeace. Sorry dude, you lose.

      Tritium "Duracells" are right up there with other slashdot favorites like the space elevator, and cold fusion.

      Really? So you're telling me that the ones we sent up on the Apollo missions don't exist? Or the ones sent up on Cassini? Or the hundreds of them that Russia has laying around? Good God, you are acting stupid. Get educated, will you?

    96. Re:Great... by emmons · · Score: 1

      They might have a crappy weapon made out of subpar materials.

      If they're using "subpar materials" they don't have a weapon. The uranium is either pure enough to go critical or it isn't.

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      Do you even know anything about perl? -- AC Replying to Tom Christiansen post.
    97. Re:Great... by OwlofCreamCheese · · Score: 1

      go drink the inside of a battery now. tell me if whats in there now is "uber toxic"

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    98. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You are right about the big nuclear threat through shipping but there are drastic measures being implemented. The reason they aren't well known is that the threat is so great no one wants it to get out.

      Everyone on /. likes to blame everything on Bush. If Bush adds more security, he is taking away our rights. If he doesn't, he is leaving us open to attack. Why don't you just admit you don't like his personality or his religious views, or whatever it is you don't like about him, instead of making up things about his policy.

    99. Re:Great... by Atzanteol · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Correction to my post above, after reading the article I learned a few facts.

      Amazing! Simply amazing!

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      "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge"

      - Charles Darwin
    100. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the "instant death" or "cancer within months" scenarios involve being swamped with unnaturally high levels of radioactivity. Particularly rays higher in penetration power such as Gamma and X-Rays.

      Dang! There go all my plans to develop green skin and be a superhero (or villian, either would've been cool).

    101. Re:Great... by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 1

      I couldn't find the "+5 Ignorant" option in the list...

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    102. Re:Great... by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Come on. Iraq is high profile, but if you want to look at things that the government is doing wrong, there are much more ethically clear-cut things than this.

      Right you are - like displacing millions of Palestinians to make way for Israel.

      Worst.Mistake.Ever.

      Thanks to the colonizing British and the foresight impaired judgement of Truman. Nothing like killing thousands and making millions homeless to piss a people off.

      Yes, the holocaust was likely one of the most tragic events ever.
      Yes, the displaced jews needed a place to go after WW11.
      No, Zionism was/is never the answer and now we see the results. Why did Osama send his henchmen? In his own words, to gain attention to the death America and the west is responsible for in the middle east. I'm a proud American Veteran of the first Gulf War, and I by no means condone any slaughter, but I CAN understand the motivation. If only Bush understood that by killing more we are only fanning the flames.

      If only Republicans could accept critism instead of the policy of: "Deny everything, accuse your accuser". Why wasn't the reaction to 911 "Why are these people so pissed?" instead of "Oh yeah? well we'll kill all ya'll - U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A!!

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    103. Re:Great... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Indeed, my Springfield Armories .45 and IAI Jericho 9mm came with Tritium sights and a large number of other sights have tritium in them and looking through a catalog, I see watches still come with tritium as well.

      I think the Register issue is about import of Tritium and I think they misstate the US policy.

      "What it doesn't excite much are the US authorities, who forbid the civilian use of radioactive material. Hence the embargo."

      Then why can I order it in catalogs and gunshops nearly 3 years after the Register posted that?

    104. Re:Great... by Jbcarpen · · Score: 1

      Near as I can see, he is simply asking if it would be fesable to line the containment vessel of a reactor with the stuff, any radiation that it absorbs was about to be wasted in a lead wall anyway, so this would raise the efficiency of an existant reactor

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    105. Re:Great... by Shadows · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I just wanted to point out that no amount of screening will prevent this kind of cargo-container nuke. Ship sails into port, ship goes boom -- no need to wait for the inspectors to get on board. This is not a scenario that can be avoided by throwing money or inspectors at it.

    106. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, once somebody tosses one into an incinerator then the tritium will be directly released into the environment as radioactive H20, which is highly dangerous and doesn't need to penetrate your skin. Any nuclear battery with enough power to power a laptop (~20W) will contain a significant amount of total radioactivity, which would be a major concern if the battery were incinerated or corroded in a landfill. Therefore, you will never see these on the consumer market. Please try and be a little less ignorant. Really. You ever touched a doornob and seen blue sparks? That just did several times more damage than tritium decay could do to you. The energy leve is too low. http://www.ead.anl.gov/pub/doc/tritium.pdf Moreover, tritium has major WMD issues. All modern nuclear weapons use tritium to boost the fission core; it allows bombs to much more efficiently use their fissile fuel and provides a much more consistent yield. Currently, the world supply of tritium is tiny, and much of it is carefully hoarded by nuclear-capable states to keep the tritum boosters in their warheads replenished as they naturally decay. The powers that be will want to keep this key weapons material hard to obtain; this is another reason that governments are never going to allow significant amounts of tritium to be handled by the general public. Think of the children!!!! Seriously... Tritium is used for fusion, not fission bombs. It has a halflife of 12 years and must be kept "fresh" if you want a really big boom. In all honesty though, it is one of the most common radioactive materials you can come by. All governments really care about are the "sanity" of anybody that has amassed the equipment used to either massively concentrate natural sources of tritium, or those with reactors that make it. I ordered some of it off the net 6 months ago. Very common I promise. Tritium alone is almost worthelss. I imagine you could light it and burn somebody or something, but that is lame.

    107. Re:Great... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      f they're using "subpar materials" they don't have a weapon. The uranium is either pure enough to go critical or it isn't.

      That's not true. If you're using uranium for the bomb, it's very difficult to assemble the core into a critical state without a premature chain reaction setting off a fizzle. This problem is made worse by impurities that emit neutrons, which is one reason why some neutron-emitting reactor waste is considered relatively hard to make bomb material from. Tritium boosting goes a long way in helping to reduce the effects of premature reactions in a bomb.

    108. Re:Great... by imuffin · · Score: 1

      Yeah, tritium is neat that way. While in US, "frivolous" uses of tritium are banned, in Europe, that's not the case. So, you get things like these neat glowing keyrings that stay bright for a decade.

      They ship to the US. Cool. I just ordered one. For just 9 GBP, that's less than a pound per year of light! And shipping was only 2 GBP.
      I hope the dept. of Homeland Security doesn't show up with my order.

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    109. Re:Great... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      You ever touched a doornob and seen blue sparks? That just did several times more damage than tritium decay could do to you.

      Radiation != electricity. At any rate, each tritium dekay is 18keV. That's more than enough to disrupt chemical bonds; the harm depends on how much you've ingested. (18kV of electricity can easily kill you as well if you have enough current. Your contrived example has almost no current.)

      Tritium is used for fusion, not fission bombs.

      Wrong. It's used to boost fission cores, whether or not they're in a fusion bomb. You have no idea what you're talking about.

    110. Re:Great... by jrau · · Score: 1

      tritium is actually used in medicine/physiology to measure the total amount of water in a person's body. you can then ingest other stuff to narrow it down... do a little math... and you can figure out total body water, intracellular water, extracellular water, and plasma water. which are some pretty useful measurements.

    111. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Unlike nucelar reactors which function via nuclear fission, these batteries function by capturing the rays from radioactive materials and converting them into energy.

      Ummmm ... didn't Chekov do this in Star Trek IV!?

      Chekov became a nuclear battery?

    112. Re:Great... by FireAndGlass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He posted a very well worded arguement about the policy. You posted a couple vague sentences with no backing. Sounds like you could use your own advice.

    113. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Battery disposal:
      1. Dig fucking hole
      2. Throw batteries in aforementioned hole.
      3. Replace dirt

      Don't pay any attention to these eco-terrorists who think putting oil back into the ground is a BAD thing. Where the fuck did it come from?? And yes, nuclear waste is no different.

    114. Re:Great... by babble123 · · Score: 1

      Zionism was/is never the answer and now we see the results. Why did Osama send his henchmen? Blaming 9/11 on U.S. policies towards Israel makes about as much sense as blaming 9/11 on Iraq. Bin Laden's beef was with the rulers of Saudia Arabia, not the plight of the Palestinians under Israeli occupation.

    115. Re:Great... by mlyle · · Score: 1

      It takes less than 2 lbs of plutonium to make a nuke.

      This is flat out wrong. Typical advanced weapons use 2 to 4 kg of weapons grade plutonium (4-9 lbs), but this is accomplished by using a large amount of U-238 as a shield (e.g. a 30cm shield). A 30 cm radius shell of U-238 is um, kinda heavy. The shield reflects neutrons, lowering the size of a critical mass (below the ~10kg of spherical Pu-239 without a shield). This is ignoring all the sophisticated (but somewhat heavy) technology involved with the implosion system of such a "lightweight" nuke.

    116. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the holocaust was likely one of the most tragic events ever. Yes, the displaced jews needed a place to go after WW11.

      Well, lemme see. They could've kicked all the Nazi-supporting scum out of Bavaria and given them that.

    117. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always said, Wisconsin is already like the milk capital of the world... it'd be easy to use subsidies to make a major honey industry there, too.

      Wisconsin: The Promised Land doesn't have a very nice ring to it, though.

    118. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check the movie 'The Fourth Protocol" for an example of a small nuke.

      (Yes, I know it's fiction.)

    119. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now the Energizer bunny will be replaced with the Radiation bunny!

      It keeps glowing and glowing...


      And growing... (in odd ways)

    120. Re:Great... by Cobblepop · · Score: 1

      You made that up, didn't you?

    121. Re:Great... by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 1

      Don't take my words out of context, I said " In his own words, to gain attention to the death America and the west is responsible for in the middle east."

      Nothing specific, I was just pointing out ONE incident. Yes, another [and perhaps the main] of his issues was with the Saudi Regime which is why he loaded the plane with Saudi's in hopes we'd seek reprisal against them. He often mentions the plight of the palestinian people in the same context as he mentions contempt for the Saudi Royal family.

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    122. Re:Great... by TorKlingberg · · Score: 1

      The problem I guess, would be that the battery might leak or break. The article says it uses tritium gas, which is a beta-minus emitter. Not very dangerous at a distance, but dangerous if you inhale it.

      The battery will need quite a lot of radioactive material to provide enough power too.

    123. Re:Great... by Rei · · Score: 1

      Nope. It's not like this is particularly esoteric, hard to verify information, anyways. :P What's next? Perhaps this:

      Poster 1: "To make a grilled cheese sandwich, take two slices of bread, butter both of them on one side, put cheese in between the non-buttered sides to form a sandwich, then fry the sandwich over medium heat until it is golden brown"

      Poster 2: "You made that up, didn't you?"

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    124. Re:Great... by jtgd · · Score: 1
      anyone else like me fear having anything nuclear in my lap?

      Not really.

      Back around 1976 I got my first LCD digital watch. It had a backlight behind the LCD that let you see it in the dark. The little "pouch" contained tritium which excited the phosphor and it glowed continuously. No radiation escapes, but they did ask you to recycle it properly and not just throw it away.

      They stopped making them though (hmmmm, was that just after three mile island...?)

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    125. Re:Great... by mblumber · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, foil wraps YOU!

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    126. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those companies are what has been preventing these from coming to market. They have been consumer ready for almost a decade and the battery manufacturers buy up people that work on this stuff and junk thier work. Only reason this one made it to your screen is because it was a university working on it and it's pretty damn near impossible to buy thier work.

    127. Re:Great... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      If you're using uranium for the bomb, it's very difficult to assemble the core into a critical state without a premature chain reaction setting off a fizzle.

      Rubish. A gun device detonator is so stupidly simple that just about anyone could make it with enough material. All you need is to take the critical amount and split it into two subcritical halves. Load one half into a stationary holder (this is the target), and the other into a powerful gun aimed at the target. When the gun is fired, the force of the impact will compress the materials into a super-critical mass that should produce a reasonably nice "BOOM". No booster required.

      Thankfully, the "bad guys" haven't been able to get their hands on sufficient uranium.

    128. Re:Great... by hplasm · · Score: 0

      "We are the Banana People! Do not lay hands upon us lest this leads to WAR!!!"

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      ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
    129. Re:Great... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

      That's how smoke detectors work.... a smoke particle stops the radiation.

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    130. Re:Great... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      A gun device only works with pure U235. It can't work with plutonium for exactly the reason we're talking about: plutonium would fizzle before the assembly is complete. That's why most bombs use the much more complex implosion technique.

      Gun devices also require much more material to operate, and they are less efficient using the material. So with a gun device, you're constrained to using a less common weapons material, the material must be free of neutron emitters, and you have to use more of it.

      None of this changes the fact that boosting a bomb increases efficiency and yield consistency.

      The argument "somebody could build a crappy bomb, therefore it's OK go spread around materials that can be used to make a good bomb" doesn't make sense.

    131. Re:Great... by -Harlequin- · · Score: 1

      The battery uses beta particles, so the problem of having 'lead housing the side of a, um, house' isn't an issue. Your microwave makes beta particles -- which can be stopped by a sheet of paper.

      It's alpha particles that can be stopped with paper, beta particles will go right through it. 1mm of metal (or 4mm of plastic) will stop beta though.

      (I once made a gamma-beta probe with a moveable beta sheild made of brass. The brass turned out to be too thin, and only halved, rather than stopped the betas. I was annoyed because I could have saved a lot of time if I'd simply tested the metal before using it, but instead I'd just assumed it was enough metal :-)

    132. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Radiation != electricity. At any rate, each tritium dekay is 18keV. That's more than enough to disrupt chemical bonds; the harm depends on how much you've ingested. (18kV of electricity can easily kill you as well if you have enough current. Your contrived example has almost no current.)

      Ok, go read. 5.7keV single electron emission. Link posted above. Even if you hate fact sheets and don't believe them, a single elevtron volt is 1.6021773x10^-19J. Yeah, shocking yourself on a doorknob means far more energy in joules. Energy is what is being discussed here anyway, not photons, not wall socket voltage.

      Oh, wait... You do realize that radiation from tritium is actually electrons right? Tritium consists of a proton, 2 neutrons, and, unless it is ionized, a single electron. When tritium decays into helium 3, one of the two neutrons breaks down into a proton and an electron that goes whizzing off until it hits something. Something like air, hair, paper, water, etc that will stop it. There aren't any evil radiation uglies that you can't see with tritium, because it only radiates beta rays (which are electrons).

      So, in this case, radiation == electricity. But you already knew that if you rtfa.

    133. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting read, indeed.

      Did you note this part:

      "At 2:40 a.m. on August 31, 1994, Clinton Township police responded to a call concerning a young man who had been apparently stealing tires from a car. When the police arrived, David told them he was meeting a friend. Unconvinced, officers decided to search his car."

      They illegally searched his car!! Now, in this case, the result was 'good'. But I don't think the ends justify the means.

    134. Re:Great... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      It can't work with plutonium for exactly the reason we're talking about: plutonium would fizzle before the assembly is complete.

      You said Uranium; I quoted you on it. So speaking of plutonium is a disingenuous argument.

      That's why most bombs use the much more complex implosion technique.

      Most bombs use the implosion technique because it's safer and more economical. Gun devices are far too easy to set off accidentally, and require a LOT of nuclear material in comparison to an implosion device.

      The argument "somebody could build a crappy bomb, therefore it's OK go spread around materials that can be used to make a good bomb" doesn't make sense.

      I believe the point was that Tritium makes no difference to crappy bomb. If they have enough uranium, they have enough uranium. Plutonium does not occur naturally, so it's far less likely the "bad guys" would have any on hand. They'd have a far easier time first purifying the U235 sitting all around them.

    135. Re:Great... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      ...But now I'd be perfectly comfortable standing next to a nuclear power plant.

      Why, you ask?...


      Because at my age I don't expect to live long enough to get any stinkin' cancer.

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    136. Re:Great... by -Harlequin- · · Score: 2, Informative

      you can pour millicuries of tritium all over detectors, be it badges or geigers or whatever.

      No, only if you're using a gamma-only geiger tube. Any alpha-capable geiger tube detects tritium fine. My pancake geiger (as well as my beta-gamma scintillation probes) goes nuts from the tritium of those glow capsule (used in compasses and keyrings) though the glass capsule it's sealed in. You're right in that you need to get the sensor so close that it's not going to be an issue on public transport, but it definitely sets off standard sensors.

      I can't remember if I ever tried it with a beta-gamma geiger tube, though I imagine the "thin wall" isn't thin enough :-)

    137. Re:Great... by rlbond86 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter because Dr. Octupus stole all the tritium anyway!

    138. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Unlike nucelar reactors..."

      It is nuclear, not nucelar, even if you are Dubya!

    139. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Everyone on /. likes to blame everything on Bush ... Why don't you just admit you don't like his personality or his religious views, or whatever it is you don't like about him..."

      Okay, I don't like Bush's personality, or his views on morality, religion in government, lying for political gain, warmongering or economics.

      Happy now?

    140. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, Slashdot posts on fucking IDIOTS!

    141. Re:Great... by -Harlequin- · · Score: 1

      I should clarify a bit:
      Alpha particles are the ones that can be stopped with paper. Betas are a lot more penetrating. The article suggests, however, that tritium is the isotope in mind for the batteries, and tritium produces very very weak betas, which are much less penetrating than most.
      Lots of my (pretty basic) gear has no problem detecting tritium betas through the crystal capsule that contains it, so I think it's safe to say tritium betas can penetrate paper (what percentage of them can penetrate paper is, as always, a different matter), but at the end of the day, they are still easily sheilded, and if a sheet of paper doesn't stop them, keep adding sheets until it does :-)
      (Ok, so "keep adding paper" would work even for high energy gamma, but the point is that you shouldn't need many in the case of tritium. :)

      So - betas can't be stopped by paper, that's alpha particles, but in the specific case of tritium betas, being particually weak, several sheets should do it.

    142. Re:Great... by eluusive · · Score: 2, Interesting
      You really don't what to drink heavy water. The reason for this has nothing to do with radioactivity: http://66.102.7.104/search?q=cache:pw3L6D3x_iAJ:ww w.physlink.com/Education/AskExperts/ae685.cfm+heav y+water+poisonous&hl=en
      Question Why is heavy water poisonous? Asked by: Unknown Answer That's a very interesting question. There have been no detailed studies carried out that I am aware of, but decades ago a crude experiment was done in which mice were given water which had various percentages of heavy water, which is water in which both hydrogen atoms were replaced by deuterium. Low percentages of heavy water didn't have noticeable effects, but more than 20% heavy water did have adverse health effects and mice given 80% heavy water died within days. In another experiment, bean plants grown from seed given increasing fractions of heavy water showed stunted growth compared with control plants given normal water. The reason for these adverse effects is that replacing hydrogen with its heavier isotope deuterium slows down the rate of any chemical reaction in which the chemical bond to the hydrogen atom is broken. This includes a great many chemical reactions occurring in biological systems, and not just those involving water; the hydrogen atoms from water end up in a number of other biomolecules, so any process involving these hydrogen atoms will also be slowed down. Thus the heavy water acts like a brake on a large number of metabolic processes. The amount by which an isotopic substitution like this slows down a chemical reaction is called a kinetic isotope effect. Such effects are a major tool in the study of chemical reactions, including enzymatic reactions. Deuterium isotope effects can be as large as 6 or 7, which means that the reaction rate is 6 or 7 times slower when deuterium is substituted for hydrogen. In rare cases where a quantum mechanical effect called tunneling occurs in the reaction, deuterium isotope effects of 20 or more have been observed. The major reason for the difference in the rates of the chemical reactions involving the two isotopes of hydrogen is the difference in their masses. Deuterium atoms have an atomic mass of 2, which is double that of normal hydrogen. Of course other atoms have isotopes also, and your comment that for isotopes of other elements these effects would not be present is perceptive but not quite completely correct. Isotope effects do occur with the heavier elements but they are much smaller. For instance if we replaced the oxygen of water (which is normally oxygen 16) with oxygen 18 we end up with a water molecule having the same mass as in the heavy water discussed above, but in which the isotope effects on its reactions would be very small. This is because changing the oxygen atom's mass from 16 to 18 is a much smaller fractional change than the doubling of mass of hydrogen when we go from hydrogen to deuterium. Oxygen-18 isotope effects are never more than about 1.07, or 7 % slower with the heavier isotope.
    143. Re:Great... by -Harlequin- · · Score: 1

      Oops, sorry Toomanyhandles, I didn't see your clarification until I posted.

    144. Re:Great... by rapidweather · · Score: 1
      Reminds me of the story of the underground A-Bomb that was supposed to blast a hole in the mountains North of Los Angeles, to let the fresh air from the desert flow into the valley, and flush out the smog. (1960's) Idea cancelled, on liability lawsuits concerns. Might have worked, and L.A. would be smog free today, due to new landscape.

      I tried to find something on this story on Google, but failed.

    145. Re:Great... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      You obviously don't know anything about electricity or radiation.

      Ultraviolet light can cause significant damage, and it's only a few electron volts per particle. Chemical bonds are disrupted by energy in the single-digit electron volt range. These beta particles are in the keV range. X-rays are also in the range of thousands of electron volts. What's worse, a doorknob shock or a heavy dose of X-rays?

      "Paper stopping beta rays" is also irrelevant. I originally stated that the problem is if the battery is incinerated and the resulting tritiated water is ingested.

      So, in this case, radiation == electricity.

      Likewise "alpha rays are just helium". Therefore, breathing an alpha emitter like radon must be just as safe as inhaling from a party balloon!

    146. Re:Great... by coopaq · · Score: 1
      The side effect of this is that these batteries tend to be inherently safe

      That's what they said about microwave ovens.

      My cat still can't walk straight.

    147. Re:Great... by kbnielsen · · Score: 1

      There is another worry about this technology: pollution. And not just pollution, but pollution with radioactive materials that spills into the nature...

      Whenever radiactive batteries becomes an everyday thing, some dump or not caring persons will either find a way to break the batteries, or just dispose them in nature, like some batteries are disposed today...

    148. Re:Great... by Rei · · Score: 1

      That's deuterium, not tritium. Mind you, tritium would be even worse in terms of reaction rates, but if you're drinking *only* 80% tritium-heavy water for any measurable amount of time, I'm betting that the radiation will get you first. ;) We're talking perhaps hundreds of rem per day. My discussion was in reference to what would happen if you drank the contents of one battery ;) If it had a similar amount of tritium as rifle sights, and you downed it all, it'd be two years worth of natural exposure.

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    149. Re:Great... by rcamans · · Score: 1

      true, advanced weapons use all the big heavy fancy stuff, for max yield.
      I did explain that in my first email
      That has nothing to do with plutonium critical mass is about 1.5lbs / kg (I forget which)

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    150. Re:Great... by mnmn · · Score: 1

      We dont know, maybe he was trembling, shaking and saying things like please dont look in the trunk, theres nothing in there.

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    151. Re:Great... by grumpyman · · Score: 1

      I know it is frustrating to go thru security nowadays and some of the things they do are just plain stupid. But do you have any better idea on how to run the security checks on all the airports in this country?

    152. Re:Great... by Various+Assortments · · Score: 1

      So it's not really *GRILLED* then, is it?

    153. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Errr....

      Just how much energy do these things produce? Tritium doesn't produce a great deal of energy from its decay or it'd be much more dangerous. Just how much tritium is going to be needed to run a typical laptop ~40 watts? What size is the resultant device going to be?

      My guess would be quite a bit bigger than the laptop and a lot heavier

    154. Re:Great... by coopex · · Score: 0

      Now meltdown has a bad sound to it, and prompt critical reaction sounds too technical/scientific, so I propose a new term to endear the public to nuclear power: "unexpected suplus of fission".

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    155. Re:Great... by coopex · · Score: 0

      You fool!

      America's monopoly on grilled cheese technology will now crumble. The govt will crumble, martial law will be declared by the remainders of the military, and armed bandits will roam the wastelands in buttless chaps.

      You're brought about the complete destruction of society!

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    156. Re:Great... by coopex · · Score: 0

      Wait..., so what you're saying is you expected a politician to have rational views and make principled, unpopular decisions ala the founding fathers?

      Cynicism aside, the what's even more annoying than neocons are the anti-neocons, who seems to be acting like spoiled children who can't seem to understand why they aren't getting their way, AND THEN DOING THE EXACT SAME THING! Watching the debates it was almost painful how Bush came away as relating to the common man, while Gore and Kerry were aloof intellectuals. C'mon people, this isn't rocket surgery, it'd probably just take following most of the advice in Carnegie's book How to Win Friends and Influence People.

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    157. Re:Great... by deglr6328 · · Score: 1

      Well...They are useful for sampling air. You take air into the device with a little pump and measure the ionization level inside a small chamber. I've used them at work and they do a pretty good job, lots of false positives though from other things in the air. Surface samplers work on the same principle.

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    158. Re:Great... by deglr6328 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wish I had one of those keychains do test this out myself! I have a pancake ludlum too!! :) It's not that I doubt your claim, it's just that it is IMPOSSIBLE for the 18KeV (max) betas from H-3 to escape the glass capsule. Either you are detecting radiation from the glass itself (not an uncommon phenomenon) or you are detecting the X-rays (bremstrahllung) from the deceleration of the betas as they slam into the glass.... OR...could the phosphor be a rare earth (Eu?) variety with some leftover contamination from the separation process? (wild guess)

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    159. Re:Great... by danila · · Score: 1

      OT, but I liked the marketlingo at the linked page:

      "Can be clearly seen in total darkness from up to 30 ft!"

      Translation: the light is not noticeable normally. Even in darkness you will have a hard time seeing it from more than a few metres away.

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    160. Re:Great... by mlyle · · Score: 1

      No, a plutonium critical mass is about 10kg.

      If you surround it with a large mass of a good neutron reflector, it can be a fair bit less (4 kg or so). That doesn't get you a super lightweight weapon though, because the reflector weighs a lot more than the plutonium you're eliminating (for obvious reasons).

      The critical mass is the mass at which the mean number of neutron interactions per neutron causes more neutrons to be released. A sphere is optimal (because the average distance travelled through the mass is greatest). A reflector lowers the critical mass by reflecting a certain percentage of neutrons back towards the fissile material, but adds no energy-releasing interactions on its own-- thus, it has to weigh significantly more than the amount of mass of fissile material its is replacing. Of course, the reflector can be made of a much easier to come by material than fissile material, and can also serve to hold the structure of the bomb together during detonation.

      The W-54 "Davy Crockett" at 24kg (and about 6kg of fissile material) is very, very close to the smallest practical atomic fission warhead.

    161. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to let you in on a "little secret." The Sauds, including Bin Laden, wanted to see Saddam go. The US wanted to see Saddamn go. Bin Laden's beef with the Sauds was that they chose to let the US military operate from Saudi Arabia instead of supporting the Mujahideen, who had just finished up fighting the Soviets in Afghanistan. Of course, this was during the Gulf War I.

    162. Re:Great... by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      I'm sure Energizer and Duracell will do anything and everything to stop these from killing their business....

      ... or just as likely, Energizer would buy or license the rights to this technology, and use it to kill Duracell's business (or vice versa). Maintaining the status quo isn't the only way to win in business.

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    163. Re:Great... by MarkRose · · Score: 1

      Looks very cool. I just ordered one. Will see what they are like and perhaps order more :)

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    164. Re:Great... by dcmeserve · · Score: 1
      Tritium consists of a proton, 2 neutrons, and, unless it is ionized, a single electron. When tritium decays into helium 3, one of the two neutrons breaks down into a proton and an electron that goes whizzing off until it hits something.

      Hmmm, so you end up with two hydrogen atoms (or a hydrogen and a deuterium). That means that the volume effectivly doubles, and so the pressure in the sealed chamber of the battery will increase over time...

      Probably not a big deal, but interesting to think about.

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    165. Re:Great... by dbIII · · Score: 1
      I realize you're joking, but just for the record these *can't* go into a "meltdown" state
      I think the point has been missed - the nuclear powered laptop thing would have to a joke in the first place, because the battery would be very heavy due to sheilding. I've carried fairly small gamma ray sources up ladders - they are not light due to the lead sheilding. As for beta particle sources, the sheilding won't be quite as much since the radiation doesn't penetrate as much - but it does do more damage to what it hits, so the sheilding has to stop a greater percentage of the radiation.

      On your lap you need serious sheilding, on a unmanned probe you just need enough to safegaurd people that are working with it for short periods of time on the ground before launch.

      This is a sensible use of nuclear materials, as disctinct from making expensive steam with 1950's technology as the friendly side of the bomb.

      Radioactive materials are controlled by the government ... As a result, prices have stayed high.
      There is more than one government so that argument makes no sense whatsoever, apart from the fact that the materials are not particularly expensive anyway. You need to look outside the US nuclear power and defence industries - in those sectors as soon as the word radioactive is mentioned the accountants get very creative.
    166. Re:Great... by mythalethe · · Score: 1

      So do these batteries emit radiation? It seems like they would be dangerous...

    167. Re:Great... by amightywind · · Score: 1

      Really? So you're telling me that the ones we sent up on the Apollo missions don't exist? Or the ones sent up on Cassini?

      No, the RTG applications on Voyager, Galileo, Cassini, Viking... are superb acheivements of engineering and perfect applications of nuclear fission. And if one of the rockets carrying them crashed into a Greenpeace ship in the Atlantic, I would cheer. But sharing space with millions of Tritium batteries on Earth is another matter. I am entirely correct.

      Good God, you are acting stupid. Get educated, [wikipedia.org] will you?

      You blather on in great confusion and condescension then use wikipedia as a reference? LOL! How about Micro$oft Encarta? Slashdot in one tab, Wikipedia in another? A very powerful combination. Well, at least I know I am not trying to insult an nuclear scientist.

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    168. Re:Great... by dbIII · · Score: 1
      The onyl way to "detect" weak betas like tritium is to mix it with some other substance that glows just a tiny bit when hit with low energy beta particles, and then load it into a special very sensitive machine to look for that emitted light
      There's weak and then there's intense eneough to generate enough electrons when it hits a surface to be useful. Say your detectors work the same way as the battery - then anything not intense enough to be detected will be useless.

      Don't swallow the duck and cover bullshit advertising line, lots of things have hazards, and we need to deal with them sensibly instead of pretending they don't exist. low intensity radiation? No problem, lead foil fixes that. Lead? No problem, coat it in plastic and stop kiddies from chewing it.

      As for ingestion hazard - you just have to make sure no-one ingests it, like the cadmium in nickel-cadmium batteries or the sodium hydroxide used in heavy duty cleaners.

    169. Re:Great... by InvalidError · · Score: 1

      http://www.oehha.ca.gov/water/phg/pdf/draft_tritiu m.pdf

      "The energy of
      the tritium-emitted beta particles (maximum, 0.018 MeV) is quite weak, compared to the
      range of beta particle energies (maximum, 1.7 MeV), but is sufficient to produce ionizations and excitations of molecules in their path. The average range of these beta particles in water is less than 1 m. Because of the low energy and short range of the beta particles, tritium does not pose an external radiation hazard; the radiation is not sufficiently energetic to pass through skin."

      Tritium is present in drinking water and the atmosphere just like Deuterium is. When your atomic Tritium battery is dead, simply have it refilled - the previous "charge" can probably be safely vented outdoors.

      Smoke detectors have a tiny bit of radioactive materials in them too.

      In the UK, there are tritium-powered glow-lights on retail shelves and online stores... Tritium barely qualifies as a hazardous substance as long as you do not intentionally inhale or drink it.

    170. Re:Great... by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Because I learned a lot more about radiation and eventually learned that it's not as dangerous as it's made out to be.
      Learn a bit more - it's about radiation damaging important stuff, so the greater the intensity the greater the chance. It's not the two states of safe and instant death, but a long scale between. Safe doses are determined based on probability.

      People who should know better do not consider that it isn't a two state thing, and are either frightened of microwave ovens or thing that a lump of coal is just as radioactive as an unsheilded fuel rod.

      For a parallel example - normal risk is breathing in a bit of carbon monoxide from exhaust fumes and it tying up a small amount of oxygen in your blood. Increase the risk, say sit down to have lunch near a leaky coking coal furnace like a couple of guys did at my first workplace, and you get enough CO to drift off to sleep and never wake up. If a bit of something isn't a problem it does not lead to the conclusion that a lot is not a problem - thats the sort of thinking you only expect from execs of failing companies that only got there because daddy is important.

      Beta rays is really nothing to worry about. The radiation can't even penetrate your skin!
      Look up soil testing by radiation - guess what they use? What holds in the smallest case doesn't hold for all cases. You can't make the world soft and fluffy and warm by just pretending, we use dangerous stuff everyday without pretending that is not - cars run on a fuel that burns but that very rarely creates problems.
      In some cases, people exposed to higher levels of background radiation seem to live *longer*!
      Lots of variables, and probably skewed by fiction characters getting bitten by spiders! Since there are lots of variables we only have anecdotes - sure I know someone who worked with intense x-ray sources for decades, initially exposed to higher doses than we consider acceptable today, it probably gave him cancer, but the cancer was cured by destroying the cancer cells by radiation therapy, so it looks like he'll make it past 70 thanks to radiation! You can consider it in a similar way to asbestos exposure - some people exposed to small amounts die, more people exposed to larger amounts die, but not everyone exposed to large amounts in going to die from it becuase while they may have breathed in a lot of fibres they may not have got anywhere that will cause damage. With radiation it's risk but not certainty, increasing the exposure and intensity increases the risk.

      We can't take a narrow view on this things, the always safe | unsafe view is for small children. You can feel safe standing next to that nuclear power plant becuase the engineers took a realistic view, know that the stuff is dangerous as hell, and made sure that when things go wrong not much will happen as a consequence. When a cavelier attitude pervades an organisation - ie. if all the engineers beleive the propaganda, that's the only time you need to worry. Reactors are designed to have failure modes that are not too bad, things happen to stop reactions increasing - it's better the say a meltdown isn't going to happen because the bottom will drop out of part A when things get hot so the reaction won't precede furthur than to just say "meltdown - that'll never happen - neuclear is clean and gree and gets my shirts white!"

      This things aren't about fission anyway.

    171. Re:Great... by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Smoke detectors typically use Americium, a low grade radioactive element (typically about a microcurie or so).

      Nuclear batteries would probably house something a little more substantial, but it still wouldn't be a grade of material that could cause any harm.

      For instance, you never hear of anyone constructing dirty bombs or nukes out of old smoke detectors.

      ~X~

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    172. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the battery should be able to run reliably for more than 10 years without recharge or replacement, it would be perfect for medical devices like pacemakers,

      now instead of establishments having to post warnings about "microwave in use"; people with pacemakers will need warning stickers stuck to their foreheads, "warning: radioactive"

    173. Re:Great... by NitsujTPU · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If only Republicans could accept critism instead of the policy of: "Deny everything, accuse your accuser". Why wasn't the reaction to 911 "Why are these people so pissed?" instead of "Oh yeah? well we'll kill all ya'll - U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A!!

      I'm a peaceful person overall. There have been a few times in my life when people have picked fights with me, and, for the most part, I have been able to talk down the matter.

      That said, if someone pulled a gun on me, I would kill them. I wouldn't ask them to put the gun down. I wouldn't ask them why they drew it. I would make every attempt in my power to kill them.

      Bin Laden does not deserve my sympathy, compassion, or understanding. Bin Laden wants to see me dead.

      As for Palestinians, they are an entirely different matter than this. The Palestinians have their own leaders. They don't need Bin Laden starting wars for them.

      All of that aside, do you really think that recent U.S. involvement has made matters worse for the Palestinians? Think about peace talks from the past 20 years. Think about the Israeli army, and what they could do if their intentions really were malevolent.

    174. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting, but what a dumbass. Safety googles are cheap and he spent all that money and time collecting rare elements but didn't do much of anything with commonly available lead for protection of himself and the people around him. That's just stupid.

    175. Re:Great... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, catching crabs is right up there at the top of geek health risks along with sun poisoning and football injuries.

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    176. Re:Great... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      No, the RTG applications on Voyager, Galileo, Cassini, Viking... are superb acheivements of engineering and perfect applications of nuclear fission.

      They are? Wow, that's amazing. Here I thought they were Radioisotope Thermal Generators, not micro-fission reactors. You sound like an idiot. (Hint: You would have known better if you had actually *read* the Wikipedia article instead of insulting it. Or do you have an allergy to factually correct information?)

      But sharing space with millions of Tritium batteries on Earth is another matter.

      As opposed to sharing the space with all of those Tritum watches, gun scopes, and keychains? Lord Almighty, you are an idiot.

    177. Re:Great... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      If they emitted radiation, what would they use for power? Think about that a bit. (And reread my original post.)

    178. Re:Great... by SlimFastForYou · · Score: 1

      I can see the future now.. nerds with nuclear laptops. As if we didn't already have a big enough roadblock to procreation.. jeez.

    179. Re:Great... by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
      Except for the fact that a prompt-critical reaction is usually the cause of a meltdown situation.

      Not really. AFAIK, the problem here is the heat from the decay of the short-lifetime isotopes left from the fission. Old, partially used fuel is much worse in this regard than brand-new. The fission can be switched off, by pushing the regulation rods in or flooding the reactor with boric acid, but the decay can't. This is why the used fuel has to be stored under water for some time.

    180. Re:Great... by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1

      It's good enough to illuminate the keyhole in the dark. Weak light, yes, but does the job.

    181. Re:Great... by McFadden · · Score: 1
      "If you want to be a father, wrap your balls in lead foil..."

      ...and that was just the women!

    182. Re:Great... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, the problem here is the heat from the decay of the short-lifetime isotopes left from the fission.

      It's always possible that you're correct, but that doesn't sound right to me. Other than spontaneous fission, fission only occurs when slow moving neutrons are captured by heavy atoms. Those atoms become unstable and collapse, thus producing energy and more neutrons. Water or heavy water is often used to slow some of the fast neutrons produced in these reactions.

      Reactors are usually controlled via two methods. The first method is the use of a moderator such as control rods. These rods can be inserted so that they block a given amount of neutron radiation, thus ensuring that the reaction doesn't run away. However, control tods can only react so fast, and would not have time if the reactor went supercritical (unlikely, but possible). To mitigate these effects, reactors further rely on delayed neutrons from previously fissiled material. These neutrons show up anywhere from a few seconds to a few minutes after the initial reaction, thus providing time for reactor controls to respond to any signs that the reactor is going to reach a supercritical state.

      If things go really wrong, a reactor may end up in a prompt-critical state where prompt neutrons are feeding the reaction. At this point, reactor control may have been lost. The standard procedure is to attempt to scram the reactor before the reaction becomes supercritical.

      That's my understanding of it, anyway.

    183. Re:Great... by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 2, Interesting
      None of this changes the fact that boosting a bomb increases efficiency and yield consistency.

      Boosting a gun-type device with tritium is a pretty mighty task. Where would you put it? Into the pit? Won't do much good there. You'd have to inject it there very quickly before the assembly, or it'd soak into the metal and you'd get hydrogen embrittlement issues.

      Tritium is useful for the implosion devices, and even there you can do without; and making enough tritium is easier than making enough plutonium.

    184. Re:Great... by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 1



      All of that aside, do you really think that recent U.S. involvement has made matters worse for the Palestinians? Think about peace talks from the past 20 years. Think about the Israeli army, and what they could do if their intentions really were malevolent.


      Actually, I believe that Osama achieved his goals by the recent developments in Palestine. Even before arafat died, the sudden attention on the region made it less easy for the US to have unmeasured support for Israel and the Zionist agenda. I believe real change has begun in that area. Sharon is actually talking sense with the settlement pullouts - even if he does keep delaying them. This is NOT due to the events in Iraq, it is inspite of it.

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      Of course *justice* must be exacted for those that died. There must also be steps to prevent it from happening again.

      Hunt down and kill Osama - everyone could understand that. Do everything to break up his organization. But also take the time to understand what makes them want us dead.

      If you can understand why they want us dead, you can address it and remove that desire. If you kill more of the people that already want us dead, you will only strengthen their resolve and deepen their hatred. You cannot kill all of your enemies, violence is the tool of the inarticulate - which explains why Bush is so for it.

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    185. Re:Great... by StarsAreAlsoFire · · Score: 1

      No. Excess energy would have to be expended in some form or another.

      eh? How about just putting a cover over the radiation source?

      This isn't uranium or plutonium; it won't melt-down if you don't use the generated particles!

      Cheers,

    186. Re:Great... by Boronx · · Score: 1

      Any tactical nuke can be a suitcase (not quite suitcase, but maybe golfbag) nuke, and there are thousands of those.

    187. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Protium (as in ordinary hydrogen) is chemicly identical, so it isn't toxic chemicly, or atleast not relevantly so. And the radioactivity of it is so minor you could easily breath in a couple of times in a room (with normal ventilation) where such a battery (or say an exit sign) was broken, no issue.

    188. Re:Great... by -Harlequin- · · Score: 1

      I would guess at bremsstrahlung, it seems far too active for the glass to be a likely candidate. I never paid much attention to it.

      Why not could get yourself one to check out? I'm assuming you're in the USA, which, for reasons of "public safety" decrees that consumers must use tritium to enhance their guns rather than their keyrings, so you could buy some gunsights or a military style tritium compass to put on your keyring, or check out ebay - I've seen sellers sell the right keyrings with shipping to USA (sometimes there is no mention of tritium in the product description, but you can tell what it is. Sometimes it says it in the description).

      Whatever you get, get it new. I once bought a trit sight on ebay, still in the unopened package, but the packaging was faded and dusty, it had clearly been sitting on a shelf for many years, and the glow was all but gone. I suspect many of the military compasses in the surplus market will be the same - surplus precisely because they've outlived most of their tritium.

    189. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe someone can explain why I should care that a couple thousand New Yorkers, most of them rich, jewish, or both, died. Am I from New York? No. Why the hell should I care? More people died from buildings collapsing in the Kobe earthquake. Am I supposed to care more about yuppies? I sure don't. Good riddance. Wish the fourth plane hadn't been wasted.

    190. Re:Great... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      eh? How about just putting a cover over the radiation source?

      A nuclear battery is always on. There's no way of stopping it from generating power, since the power is derived from the radiation itself. Even if you weren't generating electricity, the heat would build up quickly. (A 20W heating element could easily melt itself if the excess heat doesn't get vented. Not to mention how uncomfortable it would get on your lap.) Did you know that a small chunk of Pu-238 can easily boil a pot of water within a minute?

    191. Re:Great... by Krid(O'Caign) · · Score: 1

      In soviet Russia, nuclear battery becomes YOU!

    192. Re:Great... by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      I understand why they want me dead.

      It's the same reason that "chechen rebels" want me dead.

      Nobody wants to say "muslim extremists hate everyone who isn't like them, and want to kill them." That's all that there is to it.

      Blaming things on the U.S. is a convenient avenue for them to sound like a victim and get world support for their slaughters.

      I don't strive to understand why the Jews pissed off the Nazis, because I know why they did. They were just there. I don't strive to understand what black people did to the KKK for similar reasons. Why should I strive to understand this? I can cut it down to the same thing. It's bigotry. Why is it so hard to imagine that a group could hate me because I'm Christian, and want nothing more than to kill me because of it?

    193. Re:Great... by StarsAreAlsoFire · · Score: 1

      It is Tritium. It is not a significant source of power. I would be surprised if this thing produces even a watt. The article is *very* thin on details, but I am going to wager that this is for *incredibly* lower power draw long term applications... such as smoke alarms and other 'standby' sensors.

      However, yes; I know quite a bit about nuclear power, and if the sucker produced that much power then it *could* melt itself down and it WOULDN'T be the safe power source they are claiming it is. Err.. well, it would melt -- the escaped tritium wouldn't be a real hazard, but the heat and potential for fire would be a hazard! Don't want to imply a runaway nuclear catastrophe here -- but melt-down is the correct (if loaded) term: you would be left with a pile of slag ;~)

      Anyway... Yeah. I concede the point to you: If this device produces more than a few watts, no, it couldn't be easily shut off. However, I'm voting for 1 to 3 watts max. Probably more like a tenth of a watt. I think if the battery is not *in* a device then the battery itself would warm up a few degrees and disipate the excess energy that way.

      Even if they do create the potential to have more than a few watts, I would wager that the design would require that the battery could disipate its own waste heat via passive methods. Active methods can fail, and given large numbers of something that can fail, at least one will. And Dell already knows all about recalling batteries and power-supplies that melt stuff ;~)

      Cheers :~)

    194. Re:Great... by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, bigotry may be the case.

      The problem I have is the method to combat it. As I said, you can not kill all of your enemies. Nazis and the KKK still exist. Potential enemies do not exist only once you are the only one left.

      We should have strengthen the resolve with the rest of the world, isolating our enemy. Instead, we have isolated ourselves and gained more enemies. Our oldest allies consider us arrogant and dispise us - how is this possible? We are the ones that lost 3000+.

      The policy is flawed. If we even took the time to try to understand or even went through the motions within the world community instead of saying "ok, 19 guys, 13 were Saudi's - lets attack iraq - what? They're cooperating with the inspectors? Attack them anyway. What? The rest of the world sees this as stupid? Well, you're either with us or against us!"

      Come on, no matter your desire for revenge, no matter your hatred for an enemy - if you just kill a swath of people (btw , over 100000 civilians in iraq during the first year), but not your enemy - what have you accomplished? What threat have you reduced? Have you not just created more enemies?

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    195. Re:Great... by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      So, I see your side of this, but there are truths on both sides of this.

      1) The CIA report that came out. People forget that it came out at a time when we were really re-evaluating the way we view and react to intelligence. It was obvious that we underreacted in the case of 9/11 intelligence.

      2) Many of our allies had profitable dealings that hinged on Iraq's status. They wanted nothing to do with the war, but were plenty willing to cash in on the aftermath. A good deal of what they say is rather 2 sided on this front.

      3) France has a burgeoning Muslim population that they are more than happy to comply with these days, even in ways that, frankly, rub against the grain of modern western culture. You really can't look at what they say on this front and take it in the same mindset as you would a country with no biases in the middle east, it's just not the case.

      4) Politicians on capital hill are going back on what they said in the fallout of 9/11 to look good to voting blocs. Forget what they say now. We couldn't have gone to war without them. They're backpedaling now because it's an unpopular war.

      I'm Libertarian, so I really don't mean to trumpet on Bush's side or anything, but I following this development isn't hard if you've got a long commute and enjoy talk radio. Listen to a balance of commentaries, and you'll see that, unfortunately, most people are talking out their ass on this issue.

      It would be much easier if everyone was honest about their intentions and what they meant. Muslim radicals don't want to say "oh, well, we're killing them because we hate Christians". People in government don't want to say "we're killing them because they're muslim radicals, see point A".

      I can almost guarantee that eventually WWIII will break out of all of this, mostly because of double-talking politicians.

    196. Re:Great... by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 1


      I can almost guarantee that eventually WWIII will break out of all of this, mostly because of double-talking politicians.


      Exactly. Unless there is effort to find peace, there can only be greater war.

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    197. Re:Great... by juhaz · · Score: 1

      Your microwave makes beta particles

      Um. No it doesn't, it makes microwaves, photons at ~2.4GHz wavelength, beta particles are high-energy electrons.

    198. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what they said about microwave ovens.
      My cat still can't walk straight.


      You know, I'm almost certain they never claimed that it's safe INSIDE of microwave owen, why did you stuff the poor critter in there.

    199. Re:Great... by rcamans · · Score: 1

      No, Plutonium critical mass is about 1.5 kg.
      Uranium is almost 10.

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    200. Re:Great... by Grotus · · Score: 1

      Based on a small sampling of Google references, I would have to go with the 10kg critical mass for a bare sphere of Pu-239.

      Here's a good reference IEER Factsheet on Pu.

      It does mention in that reference that the smallest theoretical critical mass is a few hundred grams, but it does not go into the other bits required in that extreme case.

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    201. Re:Great... by coopaq · · Score: 1
      That's what they said about microwave ovens.
      My cat still can't walk straight.

      You know, I'm almost certain they never claimed that it's safe INSIDE of microwave owen, why did you stuff the poor critter in there.

      Had to dry him off after the dishwasher.

    202. Re:Great... by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      [golf clap]

      Kudos. I virtually mod you up.

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    203. Re:Great... by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      The Bush administration is, as the texas expression goes, all hat and no cattle. They're beefing up security where it doesn't matter so that they can look like they're doing something. In the mean time, the real issues are going unaddressed because it's either "too expensive" or "too difficult" to do anything meaningfull.

      Replace "too difficult" with a phrase like "realistically impossible" and drop your pointless anti-Bush mewling, and you'd be on to something. For example, read "The Outlaw Sea", a book in which the author addresses this specific issue directly. Or have you become secretly aware of some sort of magical universal detector that would have been implemented by a gloriously enlightened Kerry administration? (See how political trolling utterly ruins the opportunity for serious discussion?)

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    204. Re:Great... by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      Far more detailed (and interesting, if you're into that kind of thing) information on the Davy Crockett can be found on this page, including radiation dosages at varying ranges from the detonation point, discussions of damage potential given the variable yield settings, and of course, the one thing everybody wants -- a picture of the explosion.

      Honestly it doesn't sound especially destructive. (See the "Blast Effect" discussion near the end.)

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    205. Re:Great... by TGK · · Score: 1

      It's not realisticly impossible. Admittedly, the possibility still exists for tampering while the containers are enroute, but that raises the level of difficulty enormously.

      Verify that containers are safe upon departure from foreign ports.

      Expensive? Yes -- but routing containers much as we do IPSec isn't impossible, just hard.

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    206. Re:Great... by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      You clearly don't have real-world experience in shipping. Having written cargo vessel mooring-space allocation software for one of the busiest ports in the US (something which is far more complex than it sounds), I had occasion to spend quite a lot of time in that environment. It is certainly theoretically possible in the sense that one can imagine ways to do this, but the real-world fact of the matter is that foreign governments do not cooperate in this endeavor, corporate entities do not wish to cooperate, and all manner of piracy and crime is basically rampant on the high seas. It *is* realistically impossible. Study the matter. It is shocking how often major vessels simply disappear -- very likely "becoming" another "new" ship while they're at sea. Bizarre but true.

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    207. Re:Great... by zabluda · · Score: 1

      Let me offer my own translation:

      If you want to be a dad
      You'd better cover balls with led.

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    208. Re:Great... by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      Check the movie 'The Sum of all Fears' for an example of a nuke hidden in a container... that's much more like it (and if you watch said movie, get yourself a subwoofer and wait for the neighbours to go out).
      I won't tell you if they find the nuke in time or not, 'cos that'll probably spoil your enjoyment of the film :-)

  2. Careful... by daveschroeder · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you ever have an iPod with one of these things, don't send it through the washing machine, and then start stabbing it with a screwdriver...

    1. Re:Careful... by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1, Funny

      Looks like Apple's going to have to relocate their "iPod service centres" to a bunker many kilometres under the Mojave desert...

    2. Re:Careful... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Informative

      They're probably pretty close to indestructable, so I wouldn't worry too much about idiots. Even if they do manage to penetrate the outer shell, the materials will probably be of a "safer" radioactive type such as an Alpha Emitter. Alpha rays are generally not dangerous as they easily bounce off the outer skin.

      The primary safety hazard is actually the inhalation of an Alpha Emitter. Once inside the soft tissues of the lungs, the emitter increases the risk of broken DNA strands, thus leading to cancer. Note that this is a worst case scenario. Most Alpha Emitters are far too heavy to float in the air, and far too strong to be easily pulverized into pieces small enough to float.

      Note that evidence suggests that the other concern, indigestion, is a non-issue. In all documented cases where Plutonium (a common alpha emitter) was accidently ingested, it was found to pass through the digestive tract without issue. Radiation was not an issue due to the general thickness of the digestive system.

      Compare this to the safety hazards of Alkaline and other battery technologies. These technologies can easily poison water wells, are quite dangerous if ingested, have the potential to explode, and can cause serious burns when in contact with the skin.

    3. Re:Careful... by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, it's called betavoltaics for a reason.

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    4. Re:Careful... by MrLint · · Score: 1

      In all documented cases where Plutonium (a common alpha emitter) was accidently ingested, it was found to pass through the digestive tract without issue.

      This doesn't Jive with what I have been previously lead to believe that Plutonium is in fact quite chemically poisonous.

      Plutonium is radioactive and highly toxic if you breathe it or eat it. We take very strict protection measures at each stage of the handling process to make sure the plutonium doesn't get into the body, by breathing or eating it, or through cuts in the skin. (via bnfl.com)

    5. Re:Careful... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I noticed that after I posted. Most of what I said still applies to betavoltaics (it takes a LOT of beta radiation to cause what are effectively electrical burns on the skin) with the exception of the inhalation. It's far easier to inhale Tritium gas because it's light enough to float. Note that it's so light that it usually evacuates the area before you can inhale it, so it's less of a concern. Also, it's far less likely that such a light particle will get lodged in the lungs. You'd probably just exhale it and be none the worse for the wear.

      Another bright side is that ingestion is *very* difficult with Tritium due to its gaseous nature. You'd have to swallow the entire container AND the container would have to be ingestable (which is doubtful). It's worth nothing that Tritium is already used in watches and scopes to provide always-on phosphorescent lighting, so there's little to no concern about introducing a new form of radioactive consumer products.

    6. Re:Careful... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Plutonium is in fact quite chemically poisonous.

      Plutonium is chemically toxic in sufficient quantities. However, at those quantities, the material would be so hot (as in temperature wise) from the radiation, that it would burn a hole through just about anything. The bright side is that you could use it to boil water in seconds! ;-)

      Thanks for reminding me about cuts in the skin. That is probably the *most* dangerous vector for plutonium to enter the body, since you could potentially get it under your skin. As I said about digestion, they still warn about it but evidence suggests that it's mostly a non-issue. Here's a link for you.

    7. Re:Careful... by hpa · · Score: 1

      Well, tritium is a beta emitter, which probably is a good thing... means the damage isn't going to be as focused on the inner surface of the lungs as for an alpha emitter (beta has larger penetration depth.)

      Radon is in many ways the worst case; it's a heavy gas (pools around, stays in your lungs after inhalation) which quickly decays into a chain of very active alpha emitters; in fact, some of the most active in the whole uranium decay chain.

    8. Re:Careful... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      and then start stabbing it with a screwdriver...

      Oh no. First it was the "run linux". Then the "welcomed overlords".

      What's next? "Does it explode when punctured?"?

    9. Re:Careful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why keep talking? You've already destroyed your credibility.

    10. Re:Careful... by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      It's not iPods or laptops we should be thinking about when it comes to these batteries, its exoskeletons and robots. Who can forget Arnie's 10-year nuclear battery in T2? Once these become commonplace, and I am sure that they will, nuclear boogeymen notwithstanding, one of the major hurdles in large scale robotics production is bypassed.

      Heck, while we're at it, why not slip a rack of them into your car? I could do with not having to stop at a gas station for 10 years! Aeroplanes, helicopters even might be limited by the weight of these things, but assuming no shortage of materials, you could put one of these batteries into every home, and run your house from it! The possibilities are endless...

    11. Re:Careful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I destroyed my credibility by saying "the materials will probably be of a "safer" radioactive type such as an Alpha Emitter?" Interesting. So you're saying that these nuclear batteries are NOT made of a "safer radioactive material?" Or are you just trolling? Me thinks trolling.

    12. Re:Careful... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Also, I believe Radon decays into a solid. So you get tiny solids precipitating out of the inhaled radon gas.

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    13. Re:Careful... by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      Note that this is a worst case scenario. Most Alpha Emitters are far too heavy to float in the air, and far too strong to be easily pulverized into pieces small enough to float.

      Of course, stabbing a chunk with a screwdriver might be one way to generate a small amount of airborne particulate matter....

      Note that evidence suggests that the other concern, indigestion, is a non-issue. In all documented cases where Plutonium (a common alpha emitter) was accidently ingested, it was found to pass through the digestive tract without issue. Radiation was not an issue due to the general thickness of the digestive system.

      Well and good for plutonium, but there exist other alpha emitters...some of which are more readily solubilized and absorbed by the body.

      Not that I'm trying to jump on the rampant paranoia bandwagon, but it is worth noting that alpha emitters should not all be treated as equivalent.

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    14. Re:Careful... by Mr.Zong · · Score: 1

      So what your saying is that I shouldn't make a bong out of it?

    15. Re:Careful... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      So what your saying is that I shouldn't make a bong out of it?

      Ummm... yes?

    16. Re:Careful... by mthiel · · Score: 1

      Is eating plutonium a common issue? Just how many wannabe X-Men are out there?

    17. Re:Careful... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Just how many wannabe X-Men are out there?

      About 40. Let's just say that in WWII Plutonium was a rather new thing. :-)

      Linky.

    18. Re:Careful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I had mod points to give you an insightful mod. You seem to be the only one here with any sort of vision. I'd seriously recommend you start startup companies, get patents, etc.

    19. Re:Careful... by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1
      Is eating plutonium a common issue? Just how many wannabe X-Men are out there?

      Dunno. How many people put on Superman capes and jumped off the roof?

    20. Re:Careful... by TorKlingberg · · Score: 1

      If you RTFA you would see that it is a beta-emitter, and in gas form.

    21. Re:Careful... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      And if you RTFReplies, you would have noticed that this was already pointed out and corrected. So, are we even then? :-P

    22. Re:Careful... by deglr6328 · · Score: 1

      While Ra is dangerous for the reasons you cite, it does not pool in the lungs because it is heavy. Yes the density is high but it is very easily thorougly mixed at room temperatures and further still, by the turbulent airflow of the lungs.

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  3. next time by mmkkbb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Next time your laptop battery runs out, you get to replace the entire laptop.

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    1. Re:next time by U1timateZer0 · · Score: 0

      Yes, but by that time; your laptop will be 10 years obsolete, so you won't be too bad off. . .

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    2. Re:next time by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have 10 year old Gateway laptop. It runs windows95, has 64 Mb of memory (Absolute Maximm) a 13Gb hard drive and a Pentium 200 MMX processor. It also has at one time or another had BeOS 4 and RedHat 6.2 on it. It is almost totally useless. It is just a piece of junk I still keep around for god knows why. I never use it. It's battery doesn't hold a charge for more than 2-3 minutes, just long enough to move it from one room to another and plug it in. If I had that battery in a new laptop, I'd probably buy a new laptop long before the battery ran out.

    3. Re:next time by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1
      Next time your laptop battery runs out, you get to replace the entire laptop.

      Because the concept of a removable and replaceable tritium battery is simply beyond the scope of modern cognition, right?

      That said, raise your hand if you're still regularly using a ten-year-old laptop. Keep your hand up if you'd expect the battery to be the first critical system component to fail after ten years of use.

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    4. Re:next time by Smidge204 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the point was that in ten years that the laptop would be antiquated enough that you would probably do well to upgrade *anyway*, for better specs if not for ten years worth of regular wear-and-tear.

      The "interesting" part being that the battery, which is typically the component most worried about, will become something you'll never have to think about.
      =Smidge=

    5. Re:next time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Another point is that if the computer quickly became obsolete, but the battery still works, even if you kept the battery, what is the likelihood that your new laptop will be able to use the older battery? Laptop batteries tend to be completely different and incompatible with each other; this is not a technical problem, it's a planned-obsolescence problem.

    6. Re:next time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an old P200 Dell inspiron I rescued from the garbage. It luckliy has 170MB RAM. It runs OpenBSD, and I use it as a thin-client/x-term upstairs. It works just fine, and I don't care what happens to it. The only thing that's unusable is Mozilla/Firefox/OpenOffice. But that's the x-display part from the fast machine downstairs. Old cheap hardware is still useful.

    7. Re:next time by tomcode · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, you'd keep the battery and buy a new laptop for it every few years.

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    8. Re:next time by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1

      Right--seems my brain followed the wrong disambiguation link...

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    9. Re:next time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It is just a piece of junk ..."

      Hey, I've got a 266MHz laptop with 64MB RAM and I use it frequently. It's essentially an X terminal using my desktop machine to run Firefox so I can, for example, check up on the news while sitting outside having breakfast.

    10. Re:next time by zoloto · · Score: 1

      if you're willing to send it to me for shipping costs or something else like other hardware you might need that I have, can we work out deal?

      email me at gmail, pubkey for gpg is on slashdot.org/~zoloto/pubkey

    11. Re:next time by garcia · · Score: 1

      Sounds like my laptop, only better...

      it's a Dell p-133 with 40MB of RAM (absolute maximum) and a 1.6GB HD with several bad sectors running Win98 (it has run various Flavors of Linux and even FreeBSD once).

      It has no battery because I threw it out a year ago when it refused to hold a charge at all (hell it's 8.5 years old, what do you expect?), it crashes frequently adding to the bad sectors problem but a new laptop HD is worth more than the machine itself so I won't replace it.

      The screen is starting to go on it and the LCD routinely flickers and becomes so fucked up I have to turn it off for a while.

      It works for games.yahoo.com and google searches. I use putty and screen to sit on the couch and surf/IRC while watching TV.

      I'd like to get a new one but $300 for something that is used and I only use for sitting there in front of the TV doesn't seem in the cards for me.

      I've been using my t-mobile hiptop more and more and if it played yahoo games I'd switch completely ;)

    12. Re:next time by eyeye · · Score: 1

      ..and you have to embed it in glass under a mountain for the next few thousand years.

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    13. Re:next time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...It is just a piece of junk I still keep around for god knows why.

      You could still give it away for free or for a small price to a poor College student, studying CS, who doesn't have the means to even buy an used one, like...

      Myself!!!

    14. Re:next time by FingerDemon · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that if possible this thing would be marketed as a separate power source for anything, including but not limited to laptops. Just like your surge protector, only it would NOT have to be plugged in, but you could plug stuff into it. Then, you wouldn't care if you got a new laptop or iPod or 2008 HDTV Smell-a-vision or whatever.

      If I'm wrong, then I guess compatibility will be a big issue for these things. Of course compatibility is a big problem for all sorts of tech right now, but most of it goes obsolete as you pointed out. So by that time you don't care about the battery life anymore.

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    15. Re:next time by P2x · · Score: 1

      Not just that either, you'd want it in a form factor that will be compatible with current and future notebooks, so that it is of use for the duration of its expected lifespan (10yrs). There seem to be about a million different notebook batteries out there.

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    16. Re:next time by shayne321 · · Score: 1

      it's a Dell p-133 with 40MB of RAM (absolute maximum) and a 1.6GB HD with several bad sectors running Win98 (it has run various Flavors of Linux and even FreeBSD once).

      Heh, not to get in a dick-waving contest over who has the worst laptop, but that reminds me of the one I use for router configuration. It's an ancient no-name model with a 486/66 chip, 4mb ram, a 300mb hard drive, and completely dead battery. My co-workers rag me about it everytime I pull it out. However the only thing I use it for is configuring routers and switches, and I can have it boot into DOS an execute Procomm and be in the router 10 times faster than a new laptop can boot into winxp then execute hyperterminal. Plus many new laptops are coming without serial ports, so they're useless for router configuration anyway.

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    17. Re:next time by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 1

      Actually after looking at all these ideas, I'm gonna stop by the CS department at CNU in Newport News, VA and offer it up to someone in need. I'll give it to one of my favorite Profs to decide.

    18. Re:next time by coolcold · · Score: 1

      so instead of getting a replacement battery for my laptop, I now get replacement laptop for my battery!!

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    19. Re:next time by Flying+Purple+Wombat · · Score: 1

      However the only thing I use it for is configuring routers and switches, and I can have it boot into DOS an execute Procomm and be in the router 10 times faster than a new laptop can boot into winxp then execute hyperterminal. Plus many new laptops are coming without serial ports, so they're useless for router configuration anyway.

      Back when I did that sort of thing, I used an HP 200 LX paltmop for that job. It runs DOS 5, starts up instantly, fits in your pocket and runs for weeks on 2 AA cells. CPU is an 80186 running at a screaming 7.91 MHz.

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    20. Re:next time by spauldo · · Score: 1

      Exactly - I've got an old toshiba P133 laptop running debian (HINT: enable the IR port _before_ loading linux on one of these things - can't do it in linux). I do my programming assignments on it. Devhelp is a bit slow, but most of the time the docs I need are in the manpages. Compiling small programs takes little time, and it runs java fine for my purposes.

      As a plus, I'm done with the COBOL-happy teacher who makes me flowchart everything. Dia sucks in 1024x768 and is slow as hell on that thing.

      I'd use it as an X terminal at home except my desktop doesn't like anything below 1600x1200.

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    21. Re:next time by dlZ · · Score: 1

      I have an old IBM 386sx/16mhz laptop floating around. Tiny grey scale screen, 4 megs memory, battery doesn't hold a charge (no idea last time it did.) It works great, even has a 20 meg hard drive. I found an old copy of Wolf3D and put it on it, and it played great! Oh, it has a built in keyboard but no kind of pointing device built in, and the PS/2 port is broken, so you have to use a serial mouse (I have one that looks like a gigantic blue crayon I bought just for it! Pen style, with a small ball at the tip.)

      I get the unit out once in awhile to see if it still turns on, and end up playing Wolf3D for hours.

      When I obtained it in trade for a pack of cigarettes, it had MS DOS 5 and Windows 3.1 installed.

      I wish I was kidding about this. I love the stupid old thing and refuse to part with it, though.

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    22. Re:next time by -Harlequin- · · Score: 1

      It's an ancient no-name model with a 486/66 chip, 4mb ram, a 300mb hard drive, and completely dead battery.

      Didn't the batteries of those old things have NiCd cells? Dead easy to take the battery apart, construct one out of modern NiMH cells (you'd probably get a 5 hour battery life!) and then you could load it up with classic DOS games that are hell to get running on a modern machine. Then it's not something old and crappy any more, it's something retro and cool :-)

    23. Re:next time by jonbrewer · · Score: 1

      10 years would be a bit of an exaggeration, as the 200mhz Pentium didn't even release until June of 1996. Perhaps you mean an eight year old laptop?

      I have a fantastic 200MHz laptop from IBM (Thinkpad 770) I purchased new in 1997 that still gets 2+ hours of use every day. It runs Win2k @ Office 2k just fine.

      It is however on its 3rd LiIon battery , and the current one just holds charge for 1 hour of use.

    24. Re:next time by WMD_88 · · Score: 1

      I got something similar. It's a no-name (CompuAdd...wtf?) clone of an old Thinkpad. 25MHz 386, 4MB RAM, 80MB hard drive, 10" B&W LCD. Mine has a built-in trackball with keyboard keys labeled "M1" and "M2". It has no PC Card slots, which pisses me off because I just got a hold of a 16MB expansion card.
      Right now I have DOS 6.2 and Windows 3.0 on it. It's actually faster than my P4 running Linux. Typically I use it to type on my bed, and to play Rogue and Nethack. I've also run Wolf3D on it...except for the lack of color, it's great!

  4. Non-lethal exposure by suso · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Before going off and thinking that a radioactive battery would be bad because
    of toxic exposure through its mere presense, please read this Wikipedia article about Tritium, which explains
    that " The low-energy beta radiation from tritium cannot penetrate human skin, so tritium is only dangerous if inhaled or ingested."

    So it might make a good candidate for a household battery.

    1. Re:Non-lethal exposure by jrumney · · Score: 1
      " The low-energy beta radiation from tritium cannot penetrate human skin, so tritium is only dangerous if inhaled or ingested."

      Still, I'm not sure that I'd like to have one of these in my laptop, unless it was as a form of permanent contraception.

    2. Re:Non-lethal exposure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so tritium is only dangerous if inhaled

      So I suppose you missed the part in TFA where they said that it catches electrons release from Tritium GAS. Why don't you have the first sniff. Mmm kay.

    3. Re:Non-lethal exposure by honcho · · Score: 1

      And what if it's used like the article suggests?

      "it would be perfect for medical devices like pacemakers, implanted defibrillators, or other implanted devices that would otherwise require surgery to replace or repair."

    4. Re:Non-lethal exposure by lbmouse · · Score: 0, Redundant

      "The low-energy beta radiation from tritium cannot penetrate human skin, so tritium is only dangerous if inhaled or ingested."

      Still, if this battery is powering your laptop, would you use the computer on your lap? I really don't want to take any chances in THAT area.

    5. Re:Non-lethal exposure by suso · · Score: 1

      Fine, don't trust scientific fact with your life. Besides, there are probably more dangerous materials in current household batteries than tritium.

      I tried really hard to get the first post and try to stop the hordes of clueless people from posting jokes about nuclear exposure to the crotch, but a silly slowdown on slashdot cost me those crucial few seconds. Plus, I guess people want to be stupid anyways.

    6. Re:Non-lethal exposure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still I iwouldn't want to have such a battery any time near me: If you have just a tiny dose of Tritium built into your body, your chances for getting cancer will increase considerably. Plutonium, for example, is also easily shielded (doesn't even penetrate rubber), but I guess no-one want to have that in the household either.

    7. Re:Non-lethal exposure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course you do realize that every single day you breath more Radon gas, which goes inside your body. This radioactivity could damage your whole body. These bateries are sealed, the gas itself cannot escape, therefor you cant inhale it. Since the particles cannot penetrate your skin you're safe from this battery. Due to the way it works i doubt there is any chance of radiation leakage into the enviroment in the first place, secondly seal the whole thing in foil and its pretty much 100% sealed.

      In otherwords, sign me up, i will gladly walk around with one of these.

      When is the mass hysteria about radiation going to end? when are slashdotters going to go back to middle school science classes and relearn the FACTS about radiation. Did you know raw plutonium is the most toxic substance known to man, yet that has nothing to do with the radioactivity. Its toxic if you ingest it. Now weapons grade plutonium is dangerous in the sense that its highly concentrated, and the radiation could cause harm. However a rock of unenriched uranium or raw plutonium is actually quite safe to handle bare handed etc because the decay rates are so increadibly low.

      Nuclear waste on the other hand is full of much more unstable elements, yes those are dangerous if you're exposed to them. However proper containment measures pretty much make it safe to the world.

      You would think the slashdot crowd would be smart enough to know the truth about radiation etc, since you know this site does get into science topics quite often. However it seems like most people continute to have thier head burried in the sand and think OMG RADIATION!!!!

      Did you know you're radioactive? Why do you think you can be radio-carbon dated in the first place!

    8. Re:Non-lethal exposure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it was dangerous exposure of vagina to the crotch that produced some of these people in the first place. Remember; safe sex prevents morons.

    9. Re:Non-lethal exposure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      There is just one flaw: It is very difficult to store hydrogen (or tritium) without leakage, so having a tritium battery in the same room with you *will* have you inhaling the gas.

    10. Re:Non-lethal exposure by DarthVeda · · Score: 1

      However, there ARE nuclear batteries with lethal radiation once their lead casing is stripped away. I seem to recall the Soviet Union had a nasty habit of discarding these.

    11. Re:Non-lethal exposure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well both of my dogs have one of these http://www.glowrings.com/index.php around their necks. I asked what the problems might be about having this close to their throats for what could be most of their life. They said:

      "The amount of beta activity sealed within the glowrings is extremely low and falls within the UK consumer regulations. As a comparison you would be exposed to more background beta radiation from a day in London than you would from wearing a glowring for over ten years."

      So either Tritium in a glass vial is safe or London is more dangerous than I thought.

    12. Re:Non-lethal exposure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wish I had mod points. You see this every time something "radioactive" is mentioned. Seems there are more "nucular" idiots on a "news for nerds" site than there should be.

    13. Re:Non-lethal exposure by Threni · · Score: 1

      > Before going off and thinking that a radioactive battery would be bad because
      > of toxic exposure through its mere presense ...
      > tritium is only dangerous if inhaled or ingested.

      I don't think people are going to think it's bad just because of it's presence. They clearly have no problem with radioactive materials in, say, wrist-watches or smoke detectors. But lithium ion batteries, for example, can explode, as can the older sort if they're not used properly, and if these can be similarly abused then there is the chance that they'll also be capable of releasing their fuel into the air where it can be inhaled. Children (and stupid people) love biting and destroying stuff.

    14. Re:Non-lethal exposure by bigwayne · · Score: 1

      "The low-energy beta radiation from tritium cannot penetrate human skin, so tritium is only dangerous if inhaled or ingested."

      So it might make a good candidate for a household battery.


      But a lousy sandwich.

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    15. Re:Non-lethal exposure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are there actual long term clinical tests? I'm asking because I don't know and because science has handed us a few other 'harmless' innovations over the years that I wouldn't want glued to my lap for a few hours a day either. Ask your parents about perfectly harmless X-rays for making sure your shoes have that perfect fit. Leaded gasoline. Thalidomide. I'm rooting for science here, but come on.

    16. Re:Non-lethal exposure by AviLazar · · Score: 2, Informative

      Tritium is not safe because of its casing, it is safe because it is extremely low radiation that cannot penetrate human skin

      Juggle some tritium in your hands and nothing will happen to you - sleep with it and nothing will happen. Eat it or let it into your blood stream and then you are in trouble... But then again let regular battary acid into your blood strream (or ingest it) and you are in trouble there too.

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    17. Re:Non-lethal exposure by fbjon · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, the radiation would still not penetrate the skin, even if you slam the battery up your scrotum. Something else might though. No matter how much one might wish, there is nothing magical about male balls. They do not have automatical attractional powers for radiation (or females).

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    18. Re:Non-lethal exposure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nuclear batteries are only dangerous if you eat them?

      Is there anywhere you can place a bet on the methods used by future Darwin Award winners?

    19. Re:Non-lethal exposure by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      I had a tritium watch and a compass - in both cases they were marked 'Radioactive' and had warnings about breaking open the cases. So that is absolutely correct - the concern was for inhaling the tritium residue used in the painted on 'glow in the dark' markings - not getting burns from radioactive material itself.

      Now that I no longer have a need to navigate at night - my simple watch and compass without radioactive materials works just fine.

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    20. Re:Non-lethal exposure by zardo · · Score: 1

      Don't underestimate the lethality of tritium. It is the only risky substance associated with a fusion reactor, tritium escaping into the atmosphere behaves the same as the strontium-90 released after an atomic bomb, it will contaminate drinking water, if your battery springs a leak it is still very capable of killing you, slower than a CO leak but much more potent in terms of volume. I don't know why the wikipedia article claims tritium is formed naturally in water when cosmic radiation hits deuterium, all significant amounts ot tritium formed in seawater has been as a result of nuclear bomb testing, there is no significant natural formation. In the real world, tritium would be formed in a nuclear reactor, not "harvested" from the ocean as a result of natural cosmic radiation bombardment. So like someone pointed out above, these batteries would be expensive, but if properly contained could be plenty safe, just don't assume tritium is a harmless gas, compare it to drinking the contents of a lead acid battery. I'll also point out that I'm not opposed to this, nor any other form of nuclear energy. It is just a matter of proper containment and disposal.

    21. Re:Non-lethal exposure by Dastardly · · Score: 1

      Eat it or let it into your blood stream and then you are in trouble...

      And, even then it probably won't do much since chemically it is hydrogen. Which I don't think your lungs absorb. Can't ingest in a pure form (it is a gas). Maybe as heavy water, but it would probably be diluted very quickly as you ingested and eliminated water through the normal course of life.

      Maybe tritium bound in an amino acid could cause trouble, but now we are getting into malicious adversary land.

    22. Re:Non-lethal exposure by lgw · · Score: 1

      Is the "nuclear bad" meme really that poweful in today's culture. There's far more dangerous stuff in batteries today than tritium!

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    23. Re:Non-lethal exposure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, you wouldn't want to get somehting as cool and useful as a 10-year battery near something as dangerous and nasty as your crotch! Best to keep the laptop safely on your desk where it won't be harmed.

    24. Re:Non-lethal exposure by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      I tried really hard to get the first post and try to stop the hordes of clueless people from posting jokes about nuclear exposure to the crotch, but a silly slowdown on slashdot cost me those crucial few seconds. Plus, I guess people want to be stupid anyways.

      D'uh...... but TV told me that tritium was dangerous... it's what Dr. Octavius uses in Spiderman 2 to explode things... uhhh.... TV good, me dumb...

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    25. Re:Non-lethal exposure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please, I've got one of these, And it's filled with tritium. And I'm still alive, and I still have 10 toes, 8 fingers and 2 thumbs.

      This "Nuclear is bad because they made big bombs out of it" is getting old. You can make perfectly good bombs/explosives without using any nuclear reactions AND it's far far easier.

    26. Re:Non-lethal exposure by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, I'm thinking if the battery in your pacemaker or other implanted device failed, you'd have more to worry about than some long-term radiation damage.

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    27. Re:Non-lethal exposure by jrumney · · Score: 1

      I don't know what you were exposed to in the womb, but it certainly didn't do your sense of humour any good.

    28. Re:Non-lethal exposure by chl · · Score: 2, Informative
      Don't juggle tritium in your hands! Tritium is a gas at room temperature and normal pressure. In order to make it jugglable, it has to be frozen to minus hundreds of degrees, which makes skin contact very painful.

      chl

    29. Re:Non-lethal exposure by juhaz · · Score: 1

      Did you know raw plutonium is the most toxic substance known to man

      And did you know that it's not? Nowhere even NEAR.

      Plutonium is a heavy metal, it's nasty, it's toxic, but it's not "the most toxic substance known to man". It's chemically in the same league of toxicity as, say, lead.

      The title of "most toxic substance known to man" based on smallest lethal dose is still safely and with respectable margin held by your friendly neighborhood bacteria produced botulin toxin.

  5. Boom! by XenoPhage · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Ok, so if the iPod explodes as-is with the current battery, what happens with a nuclear cell...

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    1. Re:Boom! by miscGeek · · Score: 1

      Huge freaking mushroom cloud? :)

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    2. Re:Boom! by Barryke · · Score: 2, Funny

      no, A huge freaking Apple cloud you silly cloth. \o>

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    3. Re:Boom! by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

      Ok, so if the iPod explodes as-is with the current battery, what happens with a nuclear cell...

      Tritium is flammable (it is an isotope of hydrogen), but it is not pyrophoric like lithium, sodium, uranium and a handful of other elements. As such, the puncturing of the battery will result in a short-term fire hazard, and a possible low-level inhalation hazard (not directly toxic, but the radiation isn't good for you) but it won't catch fire or blow up of its own accord.

      On the whole, it would seem to be safer than other existing technologies.

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    4. Re:Boom! by hpa · · Score: 1

      If you're really worried about it, you can put it in just about any compound which contains hydrogen, and it will still be radioactive, just not a gas. Combine it with oxygen (ditritium oxide) and you have superheavy radioactive water - unfortunately it's 2.5 times as heavy as the constitutent tritium, and it will give off monatomic oxygen as the tritium decays, which is highly corrosive.

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  7. Nuclear Battery+Laptop = Sterile Work Environment! by drizst+'n+drat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Naw ... just kidding but think of the added benefits ...

  8. Slashdot: Day-before-yesterday's news today! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  9. Sterility, here I come! by MoeMoe · · Score: 1, Troll

    I can imagine lots of applications for this new battery including my own laptop.


    Sure, who doesn't want to keep volatile nuclear material near their crotch for several hours at a time?

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    1. Re:Sterility, here I come! by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

      I can imagine an even better use: electric automobiles. Run 100,000 miles on a tank of tritium :)

      -Jesse

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    2. Re:Sterility, here I come! by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Sure, who doesn't want to keep volatile nuclear material near their crotch for several hours at a time?

      ...seeing as a tritium battery would only irradiate you if it broke open, take your pick. Would you rather:

      A) Have a freshly-maimed lap full of delicious, toxic, viscous, burning battery acid; or
      B) Inhale the rough equivalent of breathing a couple months' worth of naturally-occuring tritium?

      Take your time. This one's a toughie.

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    3. Re:Sterility, here I come! by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      Hey, if there's a market for the DivaCup...

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    4. Re:Sterility, here I come! by po8 · · Score: 1

      Heck, I already keep volatile nuclear material near my crotch all day every day.

      See, somebody found me a tritium keychain. The soft glow emitted by the tritium (encased in very solid transparent plastic, which blocks beta radiation) makes it easy to find the keychain when it's dropped in the dark. Besides, it's cool-looking.

      I worked at a research reactor for a while. Trust me: radioactive-wise, a small amount of tritium is one of the last things to be afraid of.

    5. Re:Sterility, here I come! by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      Hey, if there's a market for the DivaCup [divacup.com]...

      I think we could all have lived happily without that link. :-P
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    6. Re:Sterility, here I come! by lottameez · · Score: 1

      Heck, I already keep volatile nuclear material near my crotch all day every day.

      Moderate -2 Too much information.

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    7. Re:Sterility, here I come! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bought some of those keychains too, but when I dropped one, it broke, releasing the tritium. So much for the solidity...

    8. Re:Sterility, here I come! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and it obviously killed you... No wait, It gave you lung cancer... no wait, nothing happened!

    9. Re:Sterility, here I come! by khrtt · · Score: 1

      burning battery acid

      Hah! Forget acid - laptops don't use car batteries. They use lithium batteries, so aptly called because they contain, well, lithium. Metallic lithium. Nice, cute substance that bursts into flames when exposed to air and water.

      If they could make that safe, I really doubt that tritium would be a problem.

      a couple months' worth of naturally-occuring tritium?

      Does it really need that little? How much do you need for a battery, after all? Here, check my math:

      There are 6.24*10^18 electrons in a Coulomb, thus 2.25*10^22 electrons in an amp/hour. One mole of tritium gas weights 6 grams, and contains 6.022*10^23 molecules, or about 12*10^23 atoms. Each tritium atom only decays once, producing one electron, thus 6 grams of tritium produce, all in all, 54 amp/hours of electricity. Taking leasurely 10 years or so to do that. Resulting in current of .6 milliamps.

      So, here's my result: you get .1 mA per gram of tritium for 10 years. For a very modest laptop you'd need several kilos of the stuff, which would make the battery rather huge, considering that tririum is a very light gas, and the mass of a containment vessel for gas, or filler chemicals in a tritium-containing compound would be many times larger than the mass of tritium itself.

      Unless I'm making mistakes in my math above - please go ahead and check.

  10. Oh Noes--The "N" Word! by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Informative
    To help answer some of the imminent "nukular batteries? Isn't that going to kill us all?" questions, here's a sampling from the EPA's webpage on tritium:

    How does tritium affect people's health?

    As with all ionizing radiation, exposure to tritium increases the risk of developing cancer. However, tritium is one of the least dangerous radionuclides because it emits very weak radiation and leaves the body relatively quickly. Since tritium is almost always found as water, it goes directly into soft tissues and organs. The associated dose to these tissues are generally uniform and dependent on the tissues' water content.

    How does tritium change in the environment?

    Tritium readily forms water when exposed to oxygen. As it undergoes radioactive decay, tritium emits a very weak beta particle and transforms to stable, nonradioactive helium. Tritium has a half-life of 12.3 years.

    How do people come in contact with tritium?

    People are exposed to small amounts of tritium every day, since it is widely dispersed in the environment and in the food chain. People who live near or work in federal weapons facilities or nuclear fuel cycle facilities may have increased exposure. People working in research laboratories may also come in contact with tritium.

    How does tritium get into the body?

    Tritium primarily enters the body when people swallow tritiated water. People may also inhale tritium as a gas in the air, and absorb it through their skin.

    What does tritium do once it gets into the body?

    Tritium is almost always found as water, or "tritiated" water. Once tritium enters the body, it disperses quickly and is uniformly distributed throughout the body. Tritium is excreted through the urine within a month or so after ingestion. Organically bound tritium (tritium that is incorporated in organic compounds) can remain in the body for a longer period.

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    1. Re:Oh Noes--The "N" Word! by faqmaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Parent is right: Don't worry about those old and busted boogey men.

      Just try to imagine getting through airport security with a nuclear battery. Although maybe if you hid it under the gun in your carry on they wouldn't find it.

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    2. Re:Oh Noes--The "N" Word! by erwass · · Score: 1
      You missed the best part

      What is the treatment for tritium ingestion

      Drink lots of beer. No...really it is. (or at least was once upon a time)

    3. Re:Oh Noes--The "N" Word! by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1

      Dude, beer is the treatment for everything.

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    4. Re:Oh Noes--The "N" Word! by gnuman99 · · Score: 0, Troll
      Insteading of modding, I should reply since I do have some experience with Tritium.

      What is Tritium? It is just heavy hydrogen. You can stick it anywhere where H can be. One place is water and that is the least problematic. You can also get it as part of oils, or even some compounds that end up *in* your DNA. That is the reason why Tritium is so dangerous. Even extremely small amounts can end up in the wrong places and kill you.

      In the lab I worked at, we had an instrument contaminated with Tritium. According to regulations, any rate higher than about 1000 decays/minute had to be cleaned up (the tritium was in vacuum pump oil). The person doing the checks told me if some of these were in human consumable organic compounds (aka, not vacuum pump oil or diffused in steel), the entire lab would be shut down.

      It is pure ignorance that tells you Tritium is perfectly OK. What the heck happens to the crap when the "battery runs out"? What happens to the stupid "ever on night lights" when the light is low enough that you can't see it anymore? That's right, it end up being thrown out. Then it migrates and eventually will end up in oganic compounts (it IS hydrogen after all) and well, might end up killing hell of a lot of people.

      And please don't give me crap about how quickly tritiated water leaves your body (one lifetime in human body is about 14 days since you pee it out! - I say one lifetime, not bullshit like "it all leaves your body within a month"). Let's just agree that tritiated water is a low hazard. My point is about a miliard of other compounds that are stored in your body permanently and where the 18keV (mean is 9keV because it is a beta decay ) electron is very dangerous. Much nore dangerous than a muon or an alpha at the same spot.

      Tritium is exactly dangerous for exactly the same reasons as Sr90 is dangerous or radioactive Iodine or high dosage of C13. Hell, it is even more dangerous because of its low energy beta!

      I'm all for nuclear power, but not stuff put into disposable consumer stuff that is can and will be easily absorbed by the human body.

      Current modding when it comes to Nuclear on shashdot seems "Nuclear good" without any context. It is like blind leading the blind.

    5. Re:Oh Noes--The "N" Word! by jac1962 · · Score: 1

      "Tritium is excreted through the urine within a month or so after ingestion."

      So THAT'S why my pee glowed in the dark!

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    6. Re:Oh Noes--The "N" Word! by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It is pure ignorance that tells you Tritium is perfectly OK.

      Kindly point out where I say "tritium is perfectly OK." You'll find that I haven't. Kindly explain why you are putting words in my mouth, and further explain why you think I'd be so blindingly stupid as to suggest that any radioisotope is "perfectly OK".

      What the heck happens to the crap when the "battery runs out"? What happens to the stupid "ever on night lights" when the light is low enough that you can't see it anymore? That's right, it end up being thrown out. Then it migrates and eventually will end up in oganic compounts (it IS hydrogen after all) and well, might end up killing hell of a lot of people.

      Take your pick: a landfill full of mostly-decayed tritium batteries, or a landfill full of lithium-ion, nickel-hydride, nickel-cadmium, and alkaline batteries. Which is going to pose the greater environmental health hazard--the radioisotope with a half-life of 12 years, or the battery acids and durable heavy metals?

      I'm not suggesting that we should all pony up to the bar for a round of trititinis. I am saying that tritium batteries, at least at first glance, would appear to be much less hazardous to our health and environment than the batteries we use today. A constructive argument in this situation would be to debunk the notion that tritium batteries are safer than the batteries we use today.

      And please don't give me crap about how quickly tritiated water leaves your body (one lifetime in human body is about 14 days since you pee it out! - I say one lifetime, not bullshit like "it all leaves your body within a month").

      Well shit, Sparky, you'd better get right on the horn and set the EPA straight. Those knuckle-draggers clearly don't have the first clue what this "tritium" stuff is. I eagerly await links to scientific abstracts that support this assertion of yours.

      Current modding when it comes to Nuclear on shashdot seems "Nuclear good" without any context. It is like blind leading the blind.

      Again, show me where I say "nuclear good". All I did was directly link to and quote from the EPA's information. I'm not so much of a dullard as to think that tritium is harmless. That said, I'm quite willing to entertain the notion that a tritium cell could be significantly safer than what we use today.

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  11. I'd hate to see what would have by Clockwurk · · Score: 1, Funny

    happened to that kid if he tried to fix his ipod with one of these in it.

  12. This is too dangerous by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1, Funny

    Think about terrorism, this technology is unamerican.

    1. Re:This is too dangerous by dindi · · Score: 1

      that's what came into my mind -after imagining my never-ending laptop power, my always charged cellphone ... and my battery povered house .....

      then I started thinking: how many of these batteries do I have to pierce to suck out enough "radioactive gas" to do harm at a metro station .... an open area ... a park .....

      and how many security people started looking into that immediately to ban the whole thing before it sees sunlight .....

      I am not paranoid, but besides hoping for a new friendly lasting powersource.... thinking of carrying a "small nuclear reactor" of any kind in my pocket makes me kinda uncomfortable ....

      ahm and those idiots who just throw their batteries in tha garbage will dispose these nuclear ones safely .... RIGHT ...

      or are we going to be x-rayed, anal-probed, retina scanned and fingerprinted and profiled before we can buy a nuke battery ?

    2. Re:This is too dangerous by PaxTech · · Score: 1

      Forget the government, it won't even get that far. The environmentalist luddites that freak out over nuclear power will go absolutely NUTS over a nuclear battery that people carry around with them..

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    3. Re:This is too dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to think of the children :-)

  13. betavoltaics? by lawpoop · · Score: 5, Funny

    Betavoltaics? I'll wait until this radioactive battery is more... stable.

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    1. Re:betavoltaics? by nacturation · · Score: 1

      I like Isaac Asimov's word better -- nucleics. As featured in the Foundation series.

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    2. Re:betavoltaics? by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1

      No problem. These batteries will be twice as stable as they are today in just 12.3 years!

    3. Re:betavoltaics? by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      Heh. You would prefer gammavoltaics perhaps? :)

      The other interesting angle is that since we're starting with Tritium, we'll have to go through a whole lot of fusion reactions before we go gold. ;)

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  14. A new application immediately springs to mind... by crumbz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ....a combination laptop/birth control device. Where is a patent attorney when I need one?

  15. All this and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's only a wee bit dangerous to all living organisms including cockroaches.

  16. Will it sell? by miyako · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I just wonder, no matter how efficient, safe, and cheap this thing can be, if it will ever sell. Nuclear tech seems to be kind of a boogeyman still. How long until Fox or the SciFi channel makes a Made for TV movie about someone's pace maker having a meltdown and taking out 2/3 of north america.

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    1. Re:Will it sell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Nuclear tech seems to be kind of a boogeyman still.

      What sorta boogeyman we talking about here? Like your standard closet-dwelling boogeyman or a new breed of zombified radioactive boogeyman with two heads?

      Standard anti-boogeyman tactics are goin' to have to change with this new threat of triple headed boogeyman or boogeymen for that matter. Perhaps we should get Roboogeyert MaNamara to simplify the coming boogeyman threat with some equations.

      Boogeyman hate equations.

    2. Re:Will it sell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      incorrect, no one gives a shit about nuclear anything anymore. those "fears" never mattered much and they really can be disregarded now as people who are simply crackpots.

    3. Re:Will it sell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sounds like a plot for 24, Jack Bauer has been awake for 300 days trying to stop a terrorist, and the pacemaker he got put in on day 298 to keep him going is going to have a meltdown in the whitehouse, just like the terrorists planned

    4. Re:Will it sell? by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I just wonder, no matter how efficient, safe, and cheap this thing can be, if it will ever sell.

      I dunno--the promise of never having to plug your computer/cell phone in to anything may sway a significant portion of the population.

      Seriously. 100% self-contained, self-sustaining portable systems. Elimination of the single most annoying part of modern gadgetry--the external power source.

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    5. Re:Will it sell? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      That's why CNN, Faux News, MSNBC, and everyone else only mentioned dirty bombs a few million times after September 11. These fears not existing are why "our government" is building a (doomed) Missile defence system. These fears that nobody has ever had are the reason for the fucking cuban missile crisis.

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    6. Re:Will it sell? by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      we can get over it as a society, or perish. nuclear energy sources are really our only chance to keep our heads above water in the next 100 years. especially fusion reactors. either that, or say hello to a dark ages 2.0.

    7. Re:Will it sell? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      I just wonder, no matter how efficient, safe, and cheap this thing can be, if it will ever sell.

      I dunno--the promise of never having to plug your computer/cell phone in to anything may sway a significant portion of the population.

      And how significant a portion will be swayed away when they learn that (expensive) nuclear reactors (generating significant amounts of nuclear waste) will be required to 'charge' the batteries? (Tritium does not occur in sufficient quantities naturally, it must be manufactured.)
      Seriously. 100% self-contained, self-sustaining portable systems. Elimination of the single most annoying part of modern gadgetry--the external power source.
      Replaced by another seriously annoying requirment - to dispose of the batteries as nuclear waste.
    8. Re:Will it sell? by Insipid+Trunculance · · Score: 1

      Oh yes it will.No matter how dangerous a thing might be, if its convinient , it will sell.

      People will fight to have mobile phones which run for weeks on a battery , even if it increses their health risks.

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  17. Many uses? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
    I can imagine lots of applications for this new battery including my own laptop.

    Yeah. Just don't try to take it on a plane.

    1. Re:Many uses? by __aahlyu4518 · · Score: 1

      Just hide it behind a toothpick... they'll go nuts over the toothpick... you smile with an innocent 'I didn't know'-face and hope that after 3 days of questioning they'll let you go without the toothpick .. but WITH your laptop

  18. Nooooooo!!! by LordKronos · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Have we learned nothing. Calling it a nuclear (or nucular) battery will only ensure it's complete and total failure.

    1. Re:Nooooooo!!! by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

      Right! They should call it a Beta-Battery, like as indicated in the info, or something like that, so it sounds happy and friendly, and the hippies won't catch on.

      -Jesse

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    2. Re:Nooooooo!!! by samkass · · Score: 1

      Yes, because historically, things named "Beta" have fared so well in the marketplace.

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    3. Re:Nooooooo!!! by NetSettler · · Score: 2, Funny

      Have we learned nothing. Calling it a nuclear (or nucular) battery will only ensure it's [sic] complete and total failure.

      I was with you up to the equating of nucular with nuclear. Regardless of your feelings about Bush, pro or con, you have to admit he's managed to sway a lot of people by his [irony acknowledged] scientific choice of words. So since, as you seem to implicitly suggest, we seem a nation more susceptible to words than truths, maybe this is just the shift that's needed to get it over the hump.

      Then again, maybe it will later run afoul of something related to what I've heard cited about bicycles as the "40 pound rule", that is (if I'm recalling correctly): If you have a very light bike, it needs a 40 pound lock, if you have a 20 pound bike, it neeeds a 20 pound lock, and if you have a 40 pound bike, it needs no lock... so all bikes weigh the same. Maybe the same will be true with laptops, efficient batteries, and the weight of lead shielding to compensate for or protect from the so-called nucular option for efficient batteries...

      Let's not let the quantum mechanical nature of this thing lead to too much spin control. The public deserves an immediate up or down volt...

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    4. Re:Nooooooo!!! by ehiris · · Score: 1

      A 3H Cell sounds less threatening but it wouldn't have been interesting enough to get posted.

    5. Re:Nooooooo!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dude, about your analogy:

      Then again, maybe it will later run afoul of something related to what I've heard cited about bicycles as the "40 pound rule", that is (if I'm recalling correctly): If you have a very light bike, it needs a 40 pound lock, if you have a 20 pound bike, it neeeds a 20 pound lock, and if you have a 40 pound bike, it needs no lock... so all bikes weigh the same.

      Sure, if you're commuting. You don't buy expensive bikes to commute with. It doesn't make sense for more reasons than the lock.

      Maybe the same will be true with laptops, efficient batteries, and the weight of lead shielding to compensate for or protect from the so-called nucular option for efficient batteries...

      There's no shielding required for tritium. Your skin is sufficient.

      Let's not let the quantum mechanical nature of this thing lead to too much spin control.

      Don't make me slap you.

  19. mmm.... warm lap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice - I can keep warm and cozy on my chair with my new laptop that runs for years on a single charge. Is it worth the enlarged prostate and impotence? Damn straight!

  20. Re:Laptop?!? by baryon351 · · Score: 1
  21. AKA by ZagNuts · · Score: 3, Informative

    special pair of layers called a 'p-n junction'

    The p-n junction is sometimes called by its more technical name: the "diode".

    1. Re:AKA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I thought the letter O was what joined P and N

    2. Re:AKA by badfrog · · Score: 1


      Dang, beaten to it. I actually managed to remember something from high school physics class!

    3. Re:AKA by Avian+visitor · · Score: 5, Informative

      p-n junction can be so much more than a diode. A diode is in many cases composed of a single p-n junction, but diode != junction. I totally agree with the poster for calling it that way.

      You don't call two p-n junctions in the transistor a diode. You don't call the p-n junction in the solar cell a diode...

      The term "diode" can also be applied to a vacuum diode, Schotky diode, etc. neither of which is composed of a p-n junction.

    4. Re:AKA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nop, you're wrong

    5. Re:AKA by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 4, Informative
      You don't call two p-n junctions in the transistor a diode. You don't call the p-n junction in the solar cell a diode...
      Sure you do. Any electrical engineer would. Saying things like "don't forward bias the base-collector diode" or "the emitter-base diode has a low reverse breakdown voltage" is common.
      The term "diode" can also be applied to a vacuum diode, Schotky diode, etc. neither of which is composed of a p-n junction.
      You're correct on the vacuum tube diode. As for Schottky barrier diodes, it's been a while since my semiconductor physics class, but while it may be technically incorrect to classify it as p-n, it most certainly is a junction.
    6. Re:AKA by FenwayFrank · · Score: 1
      Am I the only one who misread that as special pair of lawyers?

      For when you're charged with assault and battery, no doubt..

    7. Re:AKA by mako1138 · · Score: 1

      You most definitely call p-n junctions in transistors diodes, if only (in the case of SCRs and triacs) to describe their structure. To calculate depletion effects in a MOSFET, it's essential to think of the junctions as diodes.

      The Schottky diode is a metal-semiconductor junction, so it's somewhat similar (we treat polysilicon as a metal at times), though it works in a different way.

      I think the parent took offense at how the grandparent seems to have never heard of the p-n junction, the foundation of modern electronics, even calling it a "special pair of layers." To be frank, it sounds juvenile. I mean, this is Slashdot. But then again, it's Slashdot.

    8. Re:AKA by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Also he's wrong about the solar cells. They are exactly diodes. In fact, you can shine light on regular diodes and see the same effect.

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  22. Good luck... by Nimloth · · Score: 0
    I can imagine lots of applications for this new battery including my own laptop.
    Good luck bringing that nuclear laptop on a plane with you...
  23. Re:Laptop?!? by Pyrrus · · Score: 2, Informative

    implanted defibrillators

    defibrillators are usually *not* implanted, so it's worth specifying.

  24. Tough call... by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


    I can imagine lots of applications for this new battery including my own laptop

    That a calculated risk: will you end up sterile and impotent or the proud wielder of a 14 inch hammer...

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  25. Re:Nuclear Battery+Laptop = Sterile Work Environme by Mariani · · Score: 1

    Like neat glow in the dark effects, hairloss, impotence ... ;o)

  26. Nucular by kevin_conaway · · Score: 1, Funny

    Its pronounced "nu-cu-lar"

    1. Re:Nucular by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...just like Jimmy Carter, GWB, and half my Physics professors pronounced it.

    2. Re:Nucular by spauldo · · Score: 1

      I believe that's a quote from the simpsons episode "Simpson Tide". Homer corrects the commander of a "nucular" submarine.

      Really, though, I'm from oklahoma, and the accent here tends more towards "nucular" than "nuclear". Just like February is pronounced "Febuary".

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  27. hmmm by justforaday · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Sounds good. Just don't let that kid in Australia anywhere near one...

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  28. laptop use? doubt it. by rokzy · · Score: 3, Informative

    nuclear decay is a completely spontaneous process. the only way to get more beta particles is to have more radioactive material. long lasting does not mean lots of power.

    this reminds me of an essay I read by a second year physics student that nanotechnology would allow us to run 10GHz computers for 10 years off a watch battery. it's BS but you don't need to look at the technology to see that, it's just basic thermodynamics:

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    law 2. you can't break even.
    law 3. you can't get out of the game.

    1. Re:laptop use? doubt it. by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 4, Interesting
      nuclear decay is a completely spontaneous process. the only way to get more beta particles is to have more radioactive material. long lasting does not mean lots of power.

      Consider the following:

      You could engineer your batteries to produce significantly more power than the system needs. As the isotope decays, you approach the system's minimum power needs. System alerts you six months before it needs a new battery.

      You could design a hybrid battery--part traditional power storage, part nuclear generation. As the traditional battery is drained, the nuclear battery charges it; best of all, when you're not using the laptop, it charges by default. You wouldn't need a nuclear battery big enough to run the whole laptop--just big enough to stretch that five hour standard battery to a ten-hour battery, with the added bonus of automatic, cordless recharging when the system isn't in use...

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    2. Re:laptop use? doubt it. by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2, Informative

      A 10GHz computer for 10 years. Let's see. Assume a single instruction demolishes 64 bits of data. That's 2x10^18 bits of data in total and hence you can place a lower bound of 2x10^18 bits of entropy being generated. Use E=kT*bits we find that at room temperature the lower bound on energy is 10^-2 Joules. I see no essential conflict with thermodynamics there. There may be some practical issues, but nothing that follows directly from the laws of thermodynamics.

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    3. Re:laptop use? doubt it. by imsabbel · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Dont be an idiot.
      Dont underestimate how much energy can be released by nuclear reactions. There is a reason why a few kg can level a city...

      There are a lot of atoms in a volume.
      Lets say you have a material with 10 years decay time.
      one Mole it.
      Thats roughly 6*10^23 atoms, so if half of them decays in 10 years, that means nearly 1000 TRILLION decays per second. Lets say each of the beta perticles has 100keV energy (a perfectly possible value).
      THis would mean about 15W average power during the first 10 years. Make it 1Mev, you got 150W.

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    4. Re:laptop use? doubt it. by 36+6_42 · · Score: 1

      Law 1: You can't win but you can lose less than you did before. Also, you can use someone else's work to get the odds closer (i.e. the Sun). Law 2: You can't break even but you can get pretty close. Law 3: You can't get out of the game but the game is pretty fun so you don't want to anyway.

    5. Re:laptop use? doubt it. by rokzy · · Score: 1

      you can prove anything if you start out with a combination of ideal and resonable values, caluculate the answer, then say you just need one of your initial values to be 10 times bigger.

    6. Re:laptop use? doubt it. by radtea · · Score: 1


      Information theoretic entropy is only equal to thermodynamic entropy for canonical ensembles. Norton's discussion of Landauer's exorcism of Maxwell's demon goes into this in considerable detail.

      Information theoretic entropy is always defined. Thermodynamic entropy is only defined for systems in thermodynamic equilibirium (same with temperature, and other thermodynamic quantities.) They are fundamentally different animals, despite their important similarities.

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    7. Re:laptop use? doubt it. by QuantumPion · · Score: 0, Informative

      Yeah, except that tritium's beta is only ~6 keV and one mole of hydrogen would occupy 22 liters at STP. Or be pressurized to over 3000 psi to be 0.1 liters.

    8. Re:laptop use? doubt it. by cartman · · Score: 1
      huh?

      nuclear decay is a completely spontaneous process. the only way to get more beta particles is to have more radioactive material. long lasting does not mean lots of power.


      They weren't claiming you could recharge the nuclear battery. They were claiming that the battery would still emit sufficient power to run a laptop, even after 10 years. That's obviously possible; radioactive half-lives are often measured in decades; it's just a matter of how much nuclear material the battery would have to contain.

      this reminds me of an essay I read by a second year physics student that nanotechnology would allow us to run 10GHz computers for 10 years off a watch battery. it's BS but you don't need to look at the technology to see that, it's just basic thermodynamics


      Neither the nuclear battery, nor the watch battery, violate the basic laws of thermodynamics.
    9. Re:laptop use? doubt it. by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      Just reviewing the abstract and the beginning of the paper quickly it doesn't seem to be quibbling with the claim that the cost of erasing a bit is kTlog(2) but rather with the question of whether this is derived from the 2nd Law or vice versa.

      Anyway, looks like a great paper and I hope I get the time to read it properly. Thanks for the link.

      And this paper is, in effect, even more optimistic than I was about the possibility of cheating Maxwell's demon to make even more efficient computers.

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    10. Re:laptop use? doubt it. by eth1 · · Score: 1

      er... tritium has a mass of just over 3 grams per mole... if the previous poster was correct with the $100,000/g price for tritium, your 15W battery would only cost about $300,000. Bit much for a laptop, don't you think?

    11. Re:laptop use? doubt it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What substance did you have in mind that releases the kind of energy you are talking about and has a mole the size of a watch battery.

      I I'm not saying it's impossible, just that the battery would have to convert a significant portion of it's mass to energy. If we stretch and assume the battery is as efficient as the sun's fusion reaction (0.7% of the fuel mass gets converted, 100% of that is useful) and that the battery has 3g of fuel that would be good for about 6kW over 10 years. Stretching less and assuming typical plutonium fission (~0.001%), we lose a couple places, call it 60W. If you get down to isotopes that are relatively safe to handle, that number drops off quite a bit more. Take half-life into account and you can cut it in half again depending on how much power you will allow the battery to lose over it's useful lifespan. Of course, as long as the battery doesn't actually lose integrity, the old batteries will run forever, just getting weaker over time...

    12. Re:laptop use? doubt it. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      you can prove anything if you start out with a combination of ideal and resonable values, caluculate the answer, then say you just need one of your initial values to be 10 times bigger.

      Except it doesn't, because you'd never have a laptop that burned 150W (talk about your burned crotch!). 15W, however, is quite reasonable for a thin-and-light laptop, particularly after however many years before tritium batteries become practical. There are plenty of devices today that use well under 15W, and being able to use these devices for ten years without a recharge looks pretty appealing.

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    13. Re:laptop use? doubt it. by Stankatz · · Score: 1

      According to the this article, the decay energy of tritium is only 18.6 keV. Also, you do realize that a mole of gas at room temperature and pressure takes up about 22.6 liters, don't you? To get one mole of gas into, say, a 100 ml battery, you would have to have a pressure of about 226 atmospheres (although, this is probably well into the realm of nonideality.) The technique described in the article sounds like it might allow significant adsorption to occur, but you'd need a miracle to get that pressure down to a manageable level.

      And here's a tip: it's not necessary to begin a post with "don't be an idiot," in order to disagree with something someone said.

    14. Re:laptop use? doubt it. by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Yeah, except that tritium's beta is only ~6 keV and one mole of hydrogen would occupy 22 liters at STP. Or be pressurized to over 3000 psi to be 0.1 liters."

      You seem to have a good point, but by not providing an estimate of energy output it's hard for people to tell.

      One mole of tritium atoms (3 grams and 11.2 liters at STP: it's diatomic) will, over it's half life of 12.3 years, generate 6.02e23 * (6500 eV) / 2 = 1.96e27 eV.

      Converting to ergs by dividing by 6.2e11 results in 3.16e15 ergs.

      Converting to watt-hours by multiplying by 2.8e-11 gives 88000 watt-hours.

      Over its half life, this gives an average energy output of (88000 watt-hours)/(108000 hours) = 0.82 watts. Half as much at the end than at the beginning, of course, but I don't care enough to calculate the actual values.

      Assuming a conversion efficiency to electricity of around 10% would give us 8 milliwatts to run our laptop. Ouch! Even the weight of enough tritium to power current laptops would be a burden.

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    15. Re:laptop use? doubt it. by UlfGabe · · Score: 1

      i wanted to mod you, but instead i will use gas constants.....

      i mole of gas is about 22 litres of volume.

      therefore you need a HUGE SPACE to HOLD that many atoms. It's different story when talking about one mole of mercury, or iron, or some solid....

      pv=nrt
      p=nrt/v
      p=(1)(8.314)(298)/Volume of choice (metres cubed)

      note there are 100*100*100 cm^3 in a meter^3

      how big is the ipod again?

      oh ya, pretty much 20 cm^3 so the pressure for a mole of a gas would be HUGE HUGE, and have risk of pressure causing explosion.

      mod me up

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    16. Re:laptop use? doubt it. by DiscoOnTheSide · · Score: 1

      I think I just got a boner from reading your post. A 17 inch powerbook that never has to be recharged for 10 years... Hell, just think of one of these baby's could do for an iPod or a PDA? or a bluetooth headset...

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    17. Re:laptop use? doubt it. by Philodoxx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You could design a hybrid battery--part traditional power storage, part nuclear generation. As the traditional battery is drained, the nuclear battery charges it; best of all, when you're not using the laptop, it charges by default. You wouldn't need a nuclear battery big enough to run the whole laptop--just big enough to stretch that five hour standard battery to a ten-hour battery, with the added bonus of automatic, cordless recharging when the system isn't in use...

      Lithium batteries require about as much voltage to charge as they give off during operation. If the radioactive battery can't deliver enough power to power the laptop, it won't be able to deliver enough power to charge the battery.

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    18. Re:laptop use? doubt it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Lithium batteries require about as much voltage to charge as they give off during operation. If the radioactive battery can't deliver enough power to power the laptop, it won't be able to deliver enough power to charge the battery.

      If you can charge them in pulses then it's not a problem. The flash tubes in disposable cameras take a few thousand volts to trigger but are usually powered by a single 1.5V battery.

    19. Re:laptop use? doubt it. by Scott+Carnahan · · Score: 1

      You're missing a factor of ten in your last division. It should be 80 milliwatts, not 8. To get initial output (about 120 milliwatts) just divide by ln2.

      This isn't as bad as it sounds. If you store your tritium as a metal hydride rather than in gaseous form, you can get decent power density. This site indicates that you can get one mole into 3 cubic centimeters without needing any sort of high-pressure containment structure. Even with 10% efficiency, it should be feasible to make a low-power laptop that runs on about 100 cubic centimeters of this, and it would not be particularly heavy.

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    20. Re:laptop use? doubt it. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Lithium batteries require about as much voltage to charge

      If the radioactive battery can't deliver enough power


      Voltage != power.

      If eletricty were water, voltage would be water pressue, amps would be total flow in gallons per minute, and power would be pressure times total flow.

      Even the smallest low power water pump can be used for a very slow high pressure trickle. This new nuclear battery could be designed to recharge a 2,000 volt battery, it would just do it more slowly.

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  29. Imagine the marketing meeting.. by Linker3000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "So ladies and gentlemen - here we have it; a high-tech battery that lasts many times longer than those made with current technology, a clean and efficient power source for the 21st century - ideal for all sorts of gadgets and items essential for the executive on the move! Just one small thing - how do we convince power laptop users to accept having a radioactive source approximately 2" away from their testicles? Anyone?"

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    1. Re:Imagine the marketing meeting.. by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Simple. Get Clay Aiken as the spokesperson:

      "Hey, after repeated exposure to the new betavoltaic battery on the Lenovo Thinkpad, you'll be able to sing just like me!"

    2. Re:Imagine the marketing meeting.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hire Women?

    3. Re:Imagine the marketing meeting.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Power laptop users are bound to be geeks right? At least if they went sterile theres a good chance nobody would notice.

  30. Laptops by iamacat · · Score: 1

    I can imagine lots of applications for this new battery including my own laptop

    As if the existing laptops are not bad enough for putting on your lap! After Chernobyl there was a joke in Russia - "if you want to become a father, encase your ____ in lead".

  31. Good Luck... by robinthecandystore · · Score: 1

    ... Getting that laptop through Airport Security!

  32. Re:Is the lead suit included? by Legato895 · · Score: 1

    nah, all you need is a lead cup

  33. Re:Slashdot: Day-before-yesterday's news today! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't link to Roland please....

  34. Pacemaker by Barryke · · Score: 1

    Perfect.
    I want one in my pacemaker!

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    1. Re:Pacemaker by deglr6328 · · Score: 1

      uhhhmmmm..... :)

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  35. Re:Is the lead suit included? by Goeland86 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    read post above: tritium radiation is too weak to penetrate human skin.
    Tritium does not emit in the gamma range. It emits beta particles (electrons), and neutrinos. Both are harmless to humans, since the electrons are caught to produce current, and neutrinos can go through the entire planet without colliding with a particle.
    It's particle physics, but it's not out of the public's understanding. Especially not the /. crowd.

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  36. Not on my lap by datadriven · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can imagine lots of applications for this new battery including my own laptop.

    I'm not sure I'd want a nuclear battery on my lap. Maybe that's just me.
    1. Re:Not on my lap by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      If the battery is letting out enough radiation to do damage to your precious testicles, its not a very efficient design. There isn't a lot of energy coming out of the tritium they're using anyway ...

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  37. Low sperm count by TeeDub · · Score: 1

    And you thought men had worries about this before?

  38. Bout Time by waterlogged · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Its about time we start turning this direction for portable power needs. If certain "agencies" and media outlets would quit spreading misinformation and lies about these viable power sources then maybe we could make some real progress in the lack in the portable power dept. The densities that we are currently capable of, pale in comparison with today's needs. This would be just the ticket if the PR were handled correctly.

    Just my thoughts..... Nothing to see here.

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  39. I CALL BULLSHIT! by justforaday · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    C'mon, a slashdot reader named Jenny?

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    1. Re:I CALL BULLSHIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next /. post should come from wet_bikini_clad_temptress thus satisfying all our nerdly needs to get off on simple text rather than real women.

    2. Re:I CALL BULLSHIT! by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 1

      kenny before the surgery.

    3. Re:I CALL BULLSHIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dammit! No e-mail address! Jenny, if you read this, here's my number again if you need it: 867-5309.

    4. Re:I CALL BULLSHIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got it!

  40. Special Layers by I+am+the+Bullgod · · Score: 2, Informative

    "As the electrons strike a special pair of layers called a 'p-n junction,..."

    Those special layers are in every diode (including LEDs) in the universe.

    1. Re:Special Layers by Bradee-oh! · · Score: 1

      Those special layers are in every diode (including LEDs) in the universe.

      So you are saying you have conclusive evidence that there is no other way, anywhere in the universe, in any form, to create a device that functions as a diode without having a p-n junction?
      If you have a source, I'd love to see it. Otherwise, sounds like a pretty bold and bs-filled assumption to me. </joke>

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    2. Re:Special Layers by quarter · · Score: 1
  41. this is great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    It can give energy for 10 years, but if it gets ^^^^ed up, it gives harmful radiation for 100?
    Sounds great.

  42. Re:Laptop?!? by websaber · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How long until Yukos Mountain becomes choice real estate as we learn to turn waste products in to new sources of energy. Like when natural gas was considered a "waste" product of oil.

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  43. I bet it takes 2 years to recharge... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and you'll still need to change the battery on a coast-to-coast flight to Uranus.

  44. Future slashdot headline by OverflowingBitBucket · · Score: 3, Funny

    Okay, I've made some adjustments to a previous story to cope with this new technology. Just a few words.

    Apple: iPod Dangerous When Wet

    Posted by CowboyNeal on Friday May 13, @05:43AM
    from the potential-hazards dept.

    somefutureslashdotter writes "What do you do when your mom washes your iPod? Fix it, of course. A teenager in Australia found out the hard way that messing with the insides of his iPod is dangerous and needed to be pieced together from basic components after it exploded, leveling several city blocks."

  45. Nuclear Battery That Runs 10 Years by Darvin · · Score: 1

    Ok, these things last for 10 years? But how long will it take for me to charge these little buggers?

  46. Not a new idea... but a great breakthrough by Cyclotron_Boy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is a really exciting breakthrough, but the idea is far from new. The parallel-place electrometer was used in the early days to detect ionizing radiation by knocking off stored charge with the incoming flux of charged particles. This is in a way harnessing the current created by radioactive decay. Modern radiation dosimeters use a similar principle. It was always discussed that if you could simply harness the current of the emitted betas, you would have a useable battery. Until now this wasn't feasible due to the efficiency of capturing those betas and using them as a current source. I can't wait till this is made available to the public.

    1. Re:Not a new idea... but a great breakthrough by OglinTatas · · Score: 1

      Conversely, could this new technology be used as an ultra sensitive sensor for ionizing radiation? And if it could, would there even be a use for it (if it could detect changes in radiation smaller than the natural variance in background radiation, how useful could that be)?

    2. Re:Not a new idea... but a great breakthrough by emseabrown · · Score: 1
      In short, no. The "new" technology is a clever application of existing silicon fabrication techniques. Hell, I'll tell you how it works, this diagram will be the example, so imagine X is a radioactive particle.
      Old nuclear battery.
      | \|/
      | -X-
      | /|\

      New nuclear battery
      | \|/ |
      | -X- |
      | /|\ |
      ~~~~~~~
      Get the picture?
  47. Similar work: Power source using radioactive decay by karvind · · Score: 2, Informative

    Earlier story on slashdot about Cornell work on atomic MEMS

  48. Re:A new application immediately springs to mind.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ....a combination laptop/birth control device.

    Nevermind birth control... I would finally have the means to create superbabies!

  49. Hmmm... Tritium by Ucklak · · Score: 1

    Wasn't Tritium the cause of that warehouse collapse in New York last year? I seem to recall that some vehicles were pulled to the source and there was a small weather disturbance as well.

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  50. Are you kidding? by jmcmunn · · Score: 0, Troll


    "I can imagine lots of applications for this new battery including my own laptop."

    I think I'll keep all of that radioactive stuff as far away from the family jewels as I can...thank you very much.

    1. Re:Are you kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, let's talk shielding: an excerpt from http://hps.org/publicinformation/ate/q1094.html

      Most beta radiation from radioactive materials will require less than one-half inch of paper or plastic to stop it. Less than one-tenth of an inch of lead would be required to stop the same beta particles, although we frequently do not use lead or other materials that have high atomic numbers for routine beta shielding because of a secondary process that occurs when beta radiation interacts in the vicinity of the nuclei of atoms. This process is called bremsstrahlung radiation production and results in bremsstrahlung x rays being produced (the process is actually similar to what occurs in the production of x rays in an x-ray tube when electrons are made to bombard a high-atomic-number target material). The bremsstrahlung production process increases with increasing atomic number of the material. The x rays are more difficult to shield against than the beta particles and, as a consequence, we often choose to use lower-atomic-number materials, such as plastic, to shield beta radiation.

    2. Re:Are you kidding? by jmcmunn · · Score: 1


      Leave it to the numbnuts at Slashdot to completely miss the humor of a simple joke. Was it funny? Maybe not. But it wasn't a troll you idiots.

  51. mod parent up by Barryke · · Score: 1

    Its true, these things won't ever be safe to hand out to the public.
    But that probably wont be the case anyway.

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  52. Pricy Battery by Volfied · · Score: 1

    If I'm not mistaken, tritium is, pound for pound, the most expensive material on the planet. I wasn't able to find the figures, but I would imagine that the amount of tritium needed to power a battery would cost a pretty penny.

    1. Re:Pricy Battery by OverflowingBitBucket · · Score: 1

      If I'm not mistaken, tritium is, pound for pound, the most expensive material on the planet.

      No problems, this technology could still be used in the manufacture of Intel processors. ;)

    2. Re:Pricy Battery by mogrify · · Score: 3, Informative

      I've heard the same thing once or twice, but this page says it's one of the least expensive radioisotopes.

      This blogger comes to the conclusion that it is at least a thousand times more expensive than gold.

      And here's a solid figure: the Canadian Ontario Hydro company asks about 28 million dollars (Canadian) a kilogram. Hang on, I'll get my wallet.

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    3. Re:Pricy Battery by PatrickThomson · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of helium-3, which weighs in at more than a billion dollars a ton. Tritium is readily produced in nuclear reactors and probably costs less given that it's used in glow-in-the-dark keyrings.

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    4. Re:Pricy Battery by pla · · Score: 1

      And here's a solid figure: the Canadian Ontario Hydro company asks about 28 million dollars (Canadian) a kilogram. Hang on, I'll get my wallet.

      Just how much of it do you want??? At $28 million per kilogram, that comes out to only $28 per milligram. At STP, a milligram of tritium takes up just under 7.5cm3. For comparison, a single AA battery has a volume of around 6.5cm3.

      So, although these things wouldn't come cheap, we'd only really have a cost in the hundreds of dollars here for something that would fit in a laptop - ie, comparable to a Li-ion laptop battery.


      The single biggest problem here comes from trying to explain to people that the evil nukular batteries can't hurt them because they only use beta decay.

    5. Re:Pricy Battery by smatthew · · Score: 1

      so it's about $200 american a pound, right?

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    6. Re:Pricy Battery by mogrify · · Score: 1

      ha ha ha... i love canadian dollar jokes. mod this guy up :)

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    7. Re:Pricy Battery by Ian+Peon · · Score: 1

      But you can get a tritium glowing keyring for less than $20 US.

      So, I'm guessing that perhaps either it's easier to obtain in smaller quantities, it requires VERY LITTLE to make a keyring (and possibly a battery), or that the Canadian Ontario Hydro company has a huge markup!

    8. Re:Pricy Battery by Stankatz · · Score: 1

      I think you need to take the math a little further. According to my calculations, 1 mg of tritium will output about 600 kJ in its entire lifetime. But less than half of that would have been released in a decade. And then there's the issue of efficiently converting this energy into electricity (which is the point addressed in the article.) I think you would need grams of the stuff in a battery to be useful as a trickle charger for a conventional battery, and perhaps kilograms to have a useful peak power.

      IMO, this research represents a small step forward on the long journey toward nuclear batteries. Don't expect to have one of these in your laptop anytime soon.

    9. Re:Pricy Battery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      the Canadian Ontario Hydro company asks about 28 million dollars (Canadian) a kilogram. Hang on, I'll get my wallet.

      Not your wallet, your pocket, that is Canadian dollars, so it works out to what, $0.35 USD?


      Okay, okay, $0.39 USD after the GST/PST...

    10. Re:Pricy Battery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that was hilarious! so it's like...$20 million US dollars per pound...or, 500 Euro..hmmm maybe 50 brit pounds...

  53. No Nukes by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    How about a more practical battery, working now? Sanyo and IBM have announced their ThinkPad fuelcell (demo video). They claim 8h of video editing (or other powerhungry apps).

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    1. Re:No Nukes by danharan · · Score: 1

      Bah, to the /. crowd, nuclear is the way to go. Fuel cells will be here sooner than nuke batteries, even without subsidies.

      Reality can't stop the nuclear fetish.

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  54. For those worried about Tritium by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    The military uses tritium in Lensatic compasses and it poses no harm. Though the running joke is that no guy should put one next to his crotch.

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  55. Re:Laptop?!? by Axe · · Score: 1
    "Due to government regulations, use of a laptop powered by XCell-N is prohibited in airports, government offices, schools, hospitals, public transport, hotels, residential areas or within 12 miles of food preparation areas.". XCell-N also weighs substantially more than a regular laptop battery, coming in at 7 kilograms (15.4 lbs). While Shephard says they are committed to safety, he does not recommend close exposure to an XCell-N powered laptop for more than 20 minutes a day.

    Even as a former nuclear physicist, I do prefer to keep radioactive gases as far away from my lap, as possible.

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  56. It's been a year or two.... by kramer · · Score: 1

    But isn't tritium the gas that turns a several kiloton nuclear weapon into a several megaton nuclear weapon? (i.e. turning a "conventional" nuclear weapon into an H-bomb)

    1. Re:It's been a year or two.... by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Yes. Also ANFO (common nitric fertiliser plus diesel oil) changes a pound of C4 or any other strong explosive into equivalent of 50 pounds of C4 or similar multiplier of that explosive. So let's all ban the fertilizers and diesel oil.

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  57. Pffft. by mandrake*rpgdx · · Score: 1

    What isn't unAmerican these days? Damn terrorists ruining all of our fun. :(

  58. Re'laptop use?doubt it' Just to help you out..FTA by Fox_1 · · Score: 1

    Betavoltaics, the method that the new battery uses, has been around for half a century, but its usefulness was limited due to its low energy yields. The new battery technology makes its successful gains by dramatically increasing the surface area where the current is produced.
    The Advanced Materials paper details how these wells were dug in a random fashion, yielding a 10-fold increase in current over the conventional design. The team is already working on a technique to create and line the wells in a much more uniform, lattice formation that should increase the energy produced by as much as 160-fold over current technology.

    It was all in the article, they aren't increasing the number of particles but the number that actually get intercepted and used to generate energy. Did you read that essay the same way?

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  59. big corporations by vikingwarrior · · Score: 0

    the problem is these will never go into production as companies would stop making money from selling electricity(to charge up batteries) or selling new batteries(in the case of disposables) unless of course they are so expensive to the consumer that companies can make enough money from them not to care about long term income.

    i once remember a teacher telling me that a guy invented and a near 100% efficient bearing. the rights wee bought by a large company because without people buying replacement bearings they would lose a large ammount of their income. whether or not that is true, its still relevant.

    damn the system!

    1. Re:big corporations by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      whether or not that is true, its still relevant

      Um... how many other not true things are relevant? Like, the whole flat-earth-help-up-by-turtles thing, maybe? I mean, it's not true, but I guess it is relevant.

      the problem is these will never go into production as companies would stop making money from selling electricity

      First, the companies that make laptop batteries are, generally speaking, not the ones that sell you electrons at 220/120VAC in the line to your house. Likewise, the sale of the electricity that charges your current laptop amounts to, perhaps, a few cents. With what it takes to do one load of laundry and you could charge your laptop, cell phone, iPod, and portable screw gun many times over.

      unless of course they are so expensive to the consumer that companies can make enough money from them not to care about long term income

      That's how every industry works. The company that makes the longer-lasting product generally gets more customers for life. Look at Honda or Sony.

      i once remember a teacher telling me that a guy invented and a near 100% efficient bearing. the rights wee bought by a large company because without people buying replacement bearings they would lose a large ammount of their income

      Apocryphal stories like this (just like the ones that have oil companies somehow preventing all scientists from doing research into more efficient fuels and delivery systems) are told by people with a political/idealogical axe to grind. I shouldn't be surprised that a teacher told it, but it's still embarassing. I'd hate to hear how that teacher handled history lessons, economics, biology, critical thinking, or... typing/spelling.

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  60. not much detail by warrior · · Score: 2, Informative

    There's not much detail in TFA on how it works. FYI a pn junction is nothing new, it's aka a diode, and is the basis of other more complicated semiconductor structures (FETs, BJTs). Does anyone know how this works? I'd imagine it's similar to the way a BJT works. In a BJT, two pn junctions join to make pnp or npn bipolar transistors, the n or p in the middle is the base and it is a very thin layer. Injecting a small amount of charge in the base causes electrons to diffuse across one of the pn junctions (of of them is doped differently than the other). The base is thin enough that before the electrons can recombine they are swept across the other junction. In this manner you get very high current gains -- a small base current results in a much larger current in your bjt. Anyone know anymore about the battery tech in the article?

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  61. Re:Laptop?!? by Alcilbiades · · Score: 1

    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=implanted
    You are incorrect read the definition or implanted for medicine. Don't flame something before you look up the definition.

  62. The Robots will love this by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    how else would the armies of killer robots achieve world domination without this?

    [seriously, you UR guys rock! cool lab techs]

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  63. Re: Laws of Thermodynamics by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

    My father has always told me those three laws regarded relationships with women.

  64. It can't power your laptop by davide+marney · · Score: 1

    As the the commercial site notes, the power levels are too low to power a laptop directly. BetaBatteries would be paired with normal chemical batteries. The BetaBattery is an always-on, trickle charger, and the chemical battery handles the heavy load.

    Not a perfect solution, but it means you'd never have to recharge your laptop ever again.

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  65. Re:Future slashdot comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    somefutureslashdotcommentator writes "I called this Ipod Nuclear Armageddon weeks ago. Clearly my suberbly large brain in this pasty white earthly vessel is far superior to all you other /.'ers. Bow down and worship me in this post-apocalyptic world where our brains have radioactively evolved psychic abilities to levitate our keyboards, we worship a once used nuclear Ipod and the statue of Roland Piquepaille carrying a large torch is covered up on a beach. YOu bastards you killed them all."

  66. Explosion is free of cost. Terrorists buy 1 get 1 by vensub · · Score: 0

    EOM

  67. How do you turn it off? by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If it generates electricity by catching electrons resulting from nuclear fission, then how do you turn it off? Is it always generating electricity? Do you have to have a constant connection to ground so that it can sink any current that's not being used?

    1. Re:How do you turn it off? by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If it generates electricity by catching electrons resulting from nuclear fission, then how do you turn it off?
      First off, its beta decay (a neutron in the nucleus in turn into a proton and ejects an electron), not fission. And you're correct, there no turning it off.
      Is it always generating electricity?
      Yes.
      Do you have to have a constant connection to ground so that it can sink any current that's not being used?
      You can just burn off extra power in a resistor (generating heat). Or you could charge a conventional battery (or run a fuel cell backwards) and use that extra power for when you need a speed boost (think of how currently, some laptops use a lower-powered/lower-speed mode when running on battery, and use a high-power/higher-speed mode when plugged in)
  68. Nuclear! by pastpolls · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Don't these people know anything about marketing. I would NEVER use the word nuclear and tie it into a product. Can't they hire some marketing person to think of a new term? Joe public has know idea what nuclear really is, other than it can blow stuff up or give you cancer.

    1. Re:Nuclear! by Ira+Sponsible · · Score: 1

      Standard marketing bamboozlery should do it. Just give it a good hyptastic name. Here's some ideas:

      • New/Clear Ultimate Battery
      • N-Free H3 PowerCell
      • A+0mic CellPlus
      • N-Durance Cell
      • EnviroChoice GreenCell
      • X-P/Load LapMaster deluxe

      The smart ones will know what's going on and the dumb/greenies won't know the difference.

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  69. Re:Is the lead suit included? by awhelan · · Score: 1

    Actually, you'll at least want to go use lead boxers while you use your new nuke-laptop. Otherwise, geeks will NEVER reproduce.

    Hmm... Poor social skills + Slashdot oriented sense of humor + Laptop heat + a nuclear battery sitting on your lap...
    No wonder there's a shortage of computer science majors, we can't reprodce, we're becoming extinct!

  70. Nuclear? Not in my backyard! by duffbeer703 · · Score: 0, Troll

    There is no way that I am going to allow my children to be exposed to nuclear batteries! Don't you people know that radiation is bad for you!?!?!

    If anyone near my property was walking around willy-nilly with nuclear batteries, I'd call the police.

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  71. Lightsaber! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    w00t!

  72. Sounds promising, but... by Bun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is no mention of the power delivered by the battery - only its lifetime. It doesn't take much to run a pacemaker, but a laptop might require a battery the size of a loaf of bread, for all we know. Also, while tritium isn't all that dangerous, it IS radioactive, and carries all of the regulatory baggage that goes with that designation, so great care would have to be taken to prevent leakage during its lifetime, which wouldn't be easy.

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    1. Re:Sounds promising, but... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Small amounts of tritium aren't regulated. You can get tritium "always on" night lights, etc.

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    2. Re:Sounds promising, but... by rebelcool · · Score: 1

      Depends on the amount. Watch dials often use tritium to make them glow and thats not regulated.

      Similarly, smoke detectors work by using an alpha particle source (americium) emitting at a detector and they're not regulated either.

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    3. Re:Sounds promising, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In terms of conservation of energy: Radioactive decay is always taking place in the battery. When the battery is hooked up to an external load, the energy captured from the radioactive decay generates electricity that delivers power to the load. But, what happens to the energy generated when the load is removed? Radioactive decay is still taking place, energy is still being released. Where does the energy go when nothing's connected? Heat?

    4. Re:Sounds promising, but... by TorKlingberg · · Score: 1

      If you want to get a lot of power from radiation, you will need lot of radiation. Can't avoid that.

      Like the grandparent, I think this battery generates very little power.

    5. Re:Sounds promising, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Into a Lithium Polymer surge battery of course. You can't expect these to provide enough power on their own to power a device, but they'd be great for trickle charging another battery. Think about it, your cell phone lasts a few days on a little Lithium Ion or Lithim Polymer battery, but if your replaced half of that battery with one of these nuclear batteries then it would constantly charge it. Instead of 4 hours of talk time you get 2 hours, but probably indefinite standby time, and after a while of not using it your 2 hours of talk time is back.
      It's the basic problem that capacitors were invented to solve! The capacitor in this case just becomes another battery. ::

    6. Re:Sounds promising, but... by Bun · · Score: 1

      I hadn't thought about that approach at all. If the details could be worked out, it definitely would make the 'beta battery' a much more likely source for powering things like cell phones, laptops, etc.

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  73. Practicality and Sterility by kravlor · · Score: 5, Informative

    Disclaimer: I am a nuclear engineering graduate student.

    This seems like a rather nifty extention of the technology. However, note that the fuel source, tritium, is rather hard and expensive to come by. (The total world supply of the stuff is < 40 kg.) So I see this as a great boon for, say, space probes or other fancy applications where getting your hands on some tritium gas aren't the biggest of concerns on the budget. It'd be interesting to see how they compare to other nuclear batteries that rely on heat from alpha-decay of heavy isotopes like plutonium to generate electrical currents.

    As far as all the jokes about a nuclear laptop battery using this technology causing sterility, note that tritium decays via beta emission (i.e. an electron), with a range in solid materials of a few mm, so those energetic electrons will stay in the battery. Your primary concern would be if you somehow cracked the thing open and inhaled the tritium gas -- then those few mm of exposure in your lungs etc. aren't the best things to have around energetic particles. (And, as far as having to ingest nuclear sources, tritium is probably one of the better ones, since not only does it have a relatively short half-life of ~12 years, but it gets flushed out of the body rather rapidly as it diffuses into the bloodstream/water in tissues, leading to a much shorter effective biological half-life of 11 days.)

    1. Re:Practicality and Sterility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If it's hard to get this stuff, why it is used in watches and exit signs?

    2. Re:Practicality and Sterility by __aaercy5451 · · Score: 1

      Has anyone recently experienced the phenomenon know by some as 'hot pocket' (no, not the cheese-filled flaky pastry beloved of geeks with microwaves). I speak of the effect of carrying rechargable batteries in your pocket with keys and loose change. It happened to me twice recently. The battery reached super-hot temperatures within just a few seconds (from shorting it), and I couldn't get it out of my pocket quickly enough before almost burning my leg [never occurred to me to take my trousers off, thank goodness!].

      When you have a handy-dandy MP3 player that goes through batteries like crazy, rechargables are the only way to go. Maybe I need some of these tritium ones (do they come in AAA size, and are they just as dangerous in your pocket?)

    3. Re:Practicality and Sterility by @madeus · · Score: 1

      This happend to me when, during a flight, I stuffed an open box of 12 AA batteries and a large selection of US coins together in the front pocket of a rucksack on a trip to the states. This was quite some time ago, when the 32 MB AA powered RIO was the first portable MP3 player and I was using an AA powered PDA, hense the battery supply.

      Here in the UK most of our coin currency isn't nearly as conductive so it's not something I'd given a second thought to.

      However, when I was getting up to disembark from the plane and picked up my luggage from the overhead storage, it was *very* hot indeed (uncomfortably so, even though the rucksack) and I was very freaked out. I had to wrap something around the metal zip just so I could open the thing comfortably.

      Most of the batteries had lined up in the same direction, in a rather unlikely manner, and the quarters (IIRC) had lined up on top of them touching either end of the chain of batteries, completing a circut. The result of this was several electroplated coins (not just the two at either end, but others connected to them too) and 12 dead batteries, I still have the coins.

    4. Re:Practicality and Sterility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      electroplated? in a dry environment?

    5. Re:Practicality and Sterility by @madeus · · Score: 1

      electroplated? in a dry environment?

      It was a completely dry environment as far as I am aware. I don't think I had anything that would have leaked in their, or that the bag was wet, but that's possible.

      It certainly looked like electroplating, and although before I posted, I tried to read up on it to see what might have happened, I couldn't find a better definition/explanation (though I'd welcome one). It may actually have been a completely different process at work that I'm not aware of.

      FWIW, it was prevolent primarily at the points where the coins touched each other and the batteries.

      I know I have the coins round here somewhere, but I have lots of banks of coins around the place, I'll look more closely at them if I can find them.

  74. Sterile...and radioactive by Swamii · · Score: 1

    I can imagine lots of applications for this new battery including my own laptop.

    For a limited time only! Now you too can have zero sperm and have a radioactive schlong. Just set this laptop on your lap for a few moments, and you'll be long, green, & sterile in no time!

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  75. Live Long and Prosper by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    How much energy will manufacturing these "efficient" batteries consume? Including the manufacture, handling, and disposal of industrial quantities of tritium? Compared to other battery tech, including NiCd, polymer, and fuelcell, also considering handling other materials like mercury? And then the energy savings of a single battery install for 20-100 years, rather than replacement maintenance consumption?

    Really, this tech might be a much better alternative to existing batteries. But only when the entire product lifecycle is considered, including safe disposal of the waste (if such is even possible with nuclear materials). A 100-year lifetime (or the more realistic 20 years) is a compelling maintenance energy savings. Especially considering the energy consumed in a worker manually replacing the relatively tiny battery in highly efficient embedded apps. If an app really can have a 20-100 year lifetime (realistically considering obsolescence replacement), its overall efficiency might make it worthwhile.

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  76. Re:Is the lead suit included? by Axe · · Score: 1
    Well, there is a good point about not wanting to inhale this stuff.

    While alpha and low energy beta can not penetrate a sheet of paper indeed, there ionization losses in what they DO penetrate are quite high. It can definitely damage cells in your lungs.

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  77. I hope theyre large because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kids tend to SWALLOW batteries Batteries are dangerious Still how toxic does this compare to batteries today they swallow?

  78. Use it to power an iPod? by no_barcode · · Score: 1

    Maybe they can use them to power Australia iPods? (iPod Article)

  79. Nuclear batteries by dokhebi · · Score: 1

    I was reading about nuclear batteries in Heinlein and Asimov stories years ago. The stories were written before I was born (in 1965).

    It's nice to see that reality is chatching up to fiction. Can I have my lightsaber and astromech droid now???

    Just my $0.02 worth.

  80. Re:Is the lead suit included? by DJ+Rubbie · · Score: 1

    The only problem is: tritium is a gas, and if the gas leaked and breathed by humans, those beta particles could wreak havoc in the lungs.

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  81. disposal and manufacture and accidents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you have posted nothing about these issues. important issues.

    1. Re:disposal and manufacture and accidents by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1
      Disposal: Tritium decays into helium-3, a non-radioactive, safe, and quite valuable helium isotope. (It is used in cryogenics and fusion research, for example.) If released into the air, tritium naturally interacts with oxygen to form tritiated water; helium-3 would simply mix harmlessly into the air. It's certainly a far cry easier and less harmful to dispose of than modern batteries are.

      Accidents: see above. Unless we're talking massive quantities, a tritium leak isn't a big deal; if we are talking massive quantities, then it can be a big deal--but then, this is true for pretty much all power generation or battery manufacturing.

      Manufacture: is currently expensive, but we already manufacture a non-trivial amount of tritium for our nuclear arsenal. (It's a key element in modern warheads.) Increasing production would be more a question of scaling our existing infrastructure up as opposed to researching how to go about manufacturing tritium in the first place.

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  82. Last night and the night before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will this technology let you power your home on a dozen D-Cells (and read people's thoughts)? [/obscure?]

  83. Laptop? by duffer_01 · · Score: 1

    I can imagine lots of applications for this new battery including my own laptop.

    A nuclear batter on your lap. What possibly could go wrong?

    1. Re:Laptop? by doctorjay · · Score: 0

      Yes... thats it! I want radioactive gas next to my balls! GRRREAT IDEA!

  84. Re:Great...for iPods! by j!mmy+v. · · Score: 4, Funny

    This will be awesome in iPods.

    Until your mother launders it.

    And you take a screwdriver to it.

    And it flips you into orbit.

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  85. Smoke detectors by Flying+Purple+Wombat · · Score: 1

    They could be used as a power source in smoke detectors. No worries about changing the battery every year. They already contain a radioactive source (Americium), although that's an alpha and gamma emitter (I think). They're supposed to be replaced (recycled) every 10 years.

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  86. Yeah, and Microwaves will never sell. by solomonrex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People would never be comfortable with "nuking" their food, anyway.

    1. Re:Yeah, and Microwaves will never sell. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Still, there are always the fearful. FUD or truth?

    2. Re:Yeah, and Microwaves will never sell. by juhaz · · Score: 1

      FUD, obviously, if there's any question about the rest, reading the "THEY can mind control you if you eat microwaved food" part should be enough to clear all doubts. Well, unless you wear a tinfoil hat, of course.

  87. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your ________ encases YOU in lead!

  88. Re:Laptop?!? by MisterBates · · Score: 1
    "I can imagine lots of applications for this new battery including my own laptop"

    Vibrators!!

  89. obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "i have this terrible pain in all the p-n junctions down my left side..."

  90. Re:Laptop?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    right, defribulators are not usually surgically inserted into the body.

  91. Re:Is the lead suit included? by willgott · · Score: 1
    Yeah, the alpha-radiation may not penetrate my skin, but if I ingest alpha-emiting particles the rays will penetrate the cell-walls easily and ionize stuff.

    The question is not "can the rays penetrate our skin?" it should be stated as "How big is the risk that dangerous amounts of this material enters our food-chain or is inhaled?". Considering how hard it is to keep heavy metals out of our dumps (and stored safely instead) this will probably be the one of the largest obstacles.

  92. Evidence my geekiness is changing... by stomv · · Score: 1

    My first thought of application was in automobiles, not in portable computers.

    I have no idea how much juice these puppies can continusly pump out, or how high that limit might increase. But, imagine a hybrid that also has a couple 10-year batteries in it, supplementing your electric engine with power...

    1. Re:Evidence my geekiness is changing... by Rod+Beauvex · · Score: 1

      Don't bother getting excited. This will be silenced soon enough.

  93. Power? by markov_chain · · Score: 1

    Any idea what kind of power this kind of battery can put out?

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  94. tritium on my lap by fasta · · Score: 3, Interesting

    About 25 years ago, I bought a very inexpensive digital watch that was 'glow-in-the-dark'. On the back was a radioactivity symbol that indicated the watch contained 200 mCi of 3H. As a molecular biologist who became very very careful when working with 5 mCi of 32P (a much stronger emitter) or 3H-thymidine, the idea of wearing 200 mCi of 3H seemed quite exciting.

    Indeed, I believe there was a superfund site due to 3H contamination from watch manufacturing.

  95. Recycling costs? by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Company I'm working at right now just gave away a bunch of old Thinkpads. Reason being - it's cheaper to give them away than send the batteries off for a proper recycling.

    So I wonder what the cost would be to recycle a spent tritium battery?

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  96. but first... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Relax - in order for sterility to acutally be an issue for you, you would have to first date a woman, marry a woman, and have sex with her with the intention of procreating. Now what's the odds of ANY of things happening?

  97. Obligatory Safety Warning by slashusrslashbin · · Score: 3, Funny

    1) Use specific tritium charger only. Do not use a NiMH or NiCd charger - Failure to do so may a cause fire, which may result in personal injury and property damage, across a wide area. 2) Never charge batteries unattended. When charging H-3 batteries you should always remain in constant observation to monitor the charging process and react to potential problems that may occur, by running away, fast. 3) Some H-3 chargers on the market may have technical deficiencies that may cause it to charge the H-3 batteries incorrectly or at an improper rate. It is your responsibility solely to assure the charger you purchased works properly. Always monitor charging process to assure batteries are being charged properly. Failure to do so may result in meltdown. 4) If at any time you witness a battery starting to balloon or swell up, discontinue charging process immediately, disconnect the battery and observe it in a safe place, several miles away, for approximately 500 years. This may cause the battery to leak, and the reaction with air may cause the isotopes to chain-react, resulting in mushroom cloud. 5) Since delayed chain reaction can occur, it is best to observe the battery as a safety precaution. Battery observation should occur in a safe area outside of any building or vehicle and away from any fissile material. 6) Wire lead shorts can cause fire! If you accidentally short the wires, the battery must be placed in a safe area for observation for approximately 800 years. Additionally, if a short occurs and contact is made with metal (such as rings on your hand), severe injuries may occur due to the conductibility of electric current. 7) A battery can still fission even after 1000 years. 8) In the event of a crash, you must remove battery for observation and place in a safe open area away from any combustible material, and major cities, for approximately 5000 years. 9) If for any reason you need to cut the terminal wires, it will be necessary to cut each wire separately, ensuring the wires to not touch each other or a short may occur, potentially causing a chain-reaction. 10) To solder a connector: Remove insulating 8-inch lead shielding of Red wire and solder to positive terminal of a connector, then remove insulating 8-inch lead shielding of Black wire and solder to the negative terminal of connector. Be careful not to short the wire lead. If you accidentally cause the battery to short, place it in a safe open space and observe the battery for approximately 100,000 years. A battery may swell or even possibly induce fission after a geologically insignificant time. 11) Never store or charge battery pack inside your car in extreme temperatures, since extreme temperature could cause irreparable damage to you car, and blow away half the state.
    With apologies to thunderpower-batteries.com

  98. What if someone *intentially* breaks one open? by dopeghost · · Score: 2, Informative

    What if someone *intentially* breaks one open?

    Apparently its quite a big thing in Jamaica to go around throwing car battery acid in peoples faces... ...don't underestimate the depths of human depravity

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    1. Re:What if someone *intentially* breaks one open? by Sheepdot · · Score: 1

      What if someone *intentially* breaks one open?

      What if someone *intentionally* breaks open a car battery?
      What if someone *intentionally* points a gun at someone?
      What if someone *intentionally* uses a flashlight to beat a baby's skull?

      You can gauge the "dangerousness" of something based on human intentions. The kinds of people that would purposely commit mischevious acts are going to do it anyway, and if you deny them one method of doing it, they'll just find another.

      It's intentions we try to curb by creating the "nanny state". How good has it been working so far?

  99. OH NO, IT'S NUKKKLEAR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jane Fonda says nukkklear energy is evil. Ban these batteries! Ban the sun! Ban stars! Ban supernovae. Strip naked and dance around, making sure to bend over frequently for reporters!

  100. This is photovoltaics, revisited by just+fiddling+around · · Score: 5, Informative
    For those of you who were not awake in the semiconductor course, a P-N junction is what a diode is made of. It is a junction between an electron-rich zone (the N) and a hole-rich zone (the P) in a semiconducting material. When "something" happens to the junction, the passage to the hole-rich zone is facilitated, making the electrons jump in the holes and generating current. In photovoltaics, the "something" is a photon hitting the junction; in this case, "something" is a radioactive particle.

    There is another way to make a "nuclear battery", which was discussed in the september 2004 issue of IEEE's Spectrum magazine (could not get a link...): by ionizing a bit of matter, it gets attracted to other matter (think static electricity). So you ionize a flat, piezoelectric part that's attached at one end over an unmovable base plate. The attraction makes the loose end of the part strain down to the base, and the piezoelectric nature of the part makes it generate electricity on the way.

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  101. Re:Great...for iPods! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh man... i wish i had not used all my mod points today morning...

  102. bad intel: p-n junction is NOT a diode by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1

    A p-n diode contains/uses a p-n junction for its properties but to say an p-n junction is a diode is a great over simplification.

    There are many other types of diodes, some which do not use p-n junctions...although probably for 90+% of diode discussion you are talking about p-n diodes.

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    1. Re:bad intel: p-n junction is NOT a diode by oojah · · Score: 1

      It is cute that they wrote it up like that though. On a par (for many people) to writing something like "and the simulations were done with a very special machine called a com-put-er".

      Cheers,

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  103. Incompetent grammar nazis by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Sheesh. They could have rewritten it with just one use of the word "implanted". It's just an economy of words things, doncha know ...

  104. cute editing by carn1fex · · Score: 1

    a "p-n junction"? does this quoatable newfangle device have anything to do with those "lasers" i hear about?

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  105. Politics and Energy by sterno · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is going to be an interesting thing to see develop over the next few decades. Nuclear power went from this supposed clean and perfect energy source to becoming the demon of nuclear war, chernobyl and three mile island. When you say nuclear power to people, they get images of three-eyed fish, cancer, etc.

    Having said that, safe nuclear power, which is entirely feasible right now, is really our best option for dealing with energy shortages in the near future. The pebble bed nuclear reactor technology doesn't melt down, provides copious energy, and doesn't emit a gram of CO2. Plus, if I'm not mistaken, the disposal of the pebbles is less troublesome than the leftovers from the more traditional reactors.

    A nuclear battery that could last 10 years would be way better, not only for the users of the batteries, but also for the environment. Think about how much energy you have to use to charge a laptop. All of that energy is primarily coming from fossil fuels. Then when you are done with the battery, you throw it in a dump (at least most people do), and the heavy metals that go into most of those batteries leak into the environment.

    Of course, in order for any of this progress to happen, you're going to have to get people comfy with having a radioactive source a few inches away from their crotch. It might have all the shielding in the world, but it's still going to make a lot of people nervous.

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    1. Re:Politics and Energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When you say nuclear power to people,

      Why yes, I say "Nuclear power to the people, right on!"

    2. Re:Politics and Energy by drew · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Of course, in order for any of this progress to happen, you're going to have to get people comfy with having a radioactive source a few inches away from their crotch. It might have all the shielding in the world, but it's still going to make a lot of people nervous.

      Then don't call it a nuclear power source. When most people think nuclear, they are thinking nuclear fission, a la chernobyl and three mile island. Just call it a "betavoltaic power source". Tell people it's similar to solar cell technology, just skip the 'N' word. If they still ask where the power is from, tell them it comes from natural decay of hydrogen atoms, the same thing that makes the hands on their watch glow.

      Besides, if I remember corrctly, beta particles can be stopped by a sheet of aluminum foil. When most people think of radiation shielding, they are thinking af gamma rays, which require much more effort to stop.

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    3. Re:Politics and Energy by -Harlequin- · · Score: 1

      A nuclear battery that could last 10 years would be way better, not only for the users of the batteries, but also for the environment. Think about how much energy you have to use to charge a laptop

      As far as I can tell, this is highly unrealistic. By improving the energy gain orders of magnitude, they're making nuclear batteries just barely viable. We're most likely talking miniscule amounts of power, but for a long period of time, not the massive amounts of power needed to run a laptop. The number of layers needed to accumulate a consumer-electronics level of charge is astronomical. Their system does involve the gas being inside microscopic pieces of silicon, so the possibility of astronomical numbers can't be ruled out alltogether, but assuming that that's even possible, the cost of lithographic producing such vast battery arrays suggests these will not be consumer-useful technology for some time, if ever.

      What I suspect you'll see this used in initially is very low-drain long-term applications, closer in function to memory capacitors than to power supplies.

    4. Re:Politics and Energy by fossa · · Score: 1

      I believe "MRI" (magnetic resonance imaging) was originally (and still is in science) called "NMR" (nuclear magnetic resonance) (or something, those acronym expansions might be a little off). Emotions are a big thing...

    5. Re:Politics and Energy by rawg · · Score: 1

      Heck, we've got people to sit hours and hours each day in front of a CRT. We have people spending hours on Cell Phones. You really think it's going to be hard to set a nuke in their lap?

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    6. Re:Politics and Energy by deglr6328 · · Score: 1

      Actually it was originally called Zeugmatography. Then NMR imaging, then just MR imaging.

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    7. Re:Politics and Energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Then don't call it a nuclear power source. When most people think nuclear, they are thinking nuclear fission, a la chernobyl and three mile island. Just call it a "betavoltaic power source". Tell people it's similar to solar cell technology, just skip the 'N' word.

      Oh, you mean like how they decided to call the medical test Magnetic Resonance Imaging ("MRI") even though the phenomenon it's based on is called Nuclear Magnetic Resonance? Naturally, if they had included the word "nuclear", people would be too scared to have the test done...

  106. Great Scot! I had it all wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Beta-radiation? Only lethal if inhaled? Then why didn't you say so, guy? That's so awesome, these'll get rid of engergizer bunnies everywhere!

    Except that tritium is helium, and helium is usually a gas in the conditions we live under. Their design specifications confirm the use of a circulating radiative gas. If this thing even so much as cracks during its ten years in operation you will end up with a god-aweful fuming battery of death. It's a great idea, but I would never feel comfortable around them.

    1. Re:Great Scot! I had it all wrong! by elFarto+the+2nd · · Score: 1

      Tritium is Hydrogen, not Helium. Altho it does decay to 3He.

  107. Moderators on crack by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It never ceases to amaze me how things get moderated. Quite obviously, anyone reading my actual post would have realized the devices would be safe in laps, same as anyone reading the actual FA. And just as obviously, the moderators saw the subject, assumed it was a stupid joke, and never bothered to read the post, just clicked that moderation button.

    Well, shucks. Is moderators reading part of the post better than moderators reading none?

    And hey, moderators ... take your best shot at this post too. It obviously deserves to be modded as flamebait or troll, as that is what I am hoping for ... or you could all decide to leave the post alone, and then it would not have baited or caught any trolls, making it -1 useless. Your call.

  108. Radioactive source near your laptop and nuts?!?! by stuartkahler · · Score: 1

    Aren't laptops full of p-n junctions that could get disrupted by this. Radiation is horribly damaging to microchips.

    And I don't care how small the reactor is, why would you want a radioactive source near your nuts for prolonged periods of time?

  109. This isnt New by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a Guy named Paul M. Brown, of Peripheral Systems, did this back in like, the 80's, but he used Strontium-90 as the 'fuel' because it also goesnt give off gamma radiation, but only alpha and beta particles, his battery could put out something crazy like 7500 watts per gram of SR-90.

    You can read about it here http://www.rexresearch.com/nucell/nucell.htm, his battery design was patented under the company Nucell or something.

    To bad he died back in 2001, mysterious hit n' run. Auto/Oil Industry Conspiracy!!!!

  110. Just don't call it nuclear by DarthVeda · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Remember, calling it nuclear is a sure-fire way to steer the public clear. Call it incandescent batteries. I still think the smartest move the creators of the microwave made was to not clue the public in that somehow radiation was involved.

    1. Re:Just don't call it nuclear by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Totally agreed. For example - I do not think I will ever see the product "Turkey Bacon" receive a Kosher/Parv symbol. Why is that? Because it has the word Bacon in it. It does not matter that it comes from turkey and will follow kosher guidelines - all that matters is the name.

      Perception is everything.

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  111. Think of the childern!! by thexgodfather · · Score: 2, Funny

    A nuclear battery in your laptop what an ingenious idea!

    My sperm count is already decreasing directly proportionally to the amount of minutes I keep my LAPtop on my LAP due to heat being generated by my laptop. Now you want to go ahead and mutate the few soldiers I still have left on reserves??

  112. regulating sales by unk1911 · · Score: 1

    On a more practical level, couldn't some malicious person or persons buy a large quantity of these batteries and extract the nuclear source out of them to build a dirty bomb? Just a thought..

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  113. Old notebooks as stereo equipment by erice · · Score: 1

    I have a similar machine, but worse, except for the battery. P120, 80MB RAM. My stereo tuner died so I pressed the Thinkpad into service as a replacement. It works pretty well, sitting right where my tuner used to be with it's output going to my intergrated amplifier. Now my "radio" comes in through the Internet. I really should put a wifi card in there to reduce the cable clutter, though.

  114. Tritium is too expensive for this by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative
    This thing runs on tritium, which is made in nuclear reactors. Or used to be. The US no longer has a tritium production capability, and hasn't had one since 1988 when K reactor at Savannah River shut down. Tritium currently costs around $100,000/gram. Current production is around 1500g/year, mostly from old CANDU reactors in Canada.

    There's a modest demand for tritium. It's needed to recharge H-bombs. Fusion researchers need sizable quantities of it. It's used for night lights in exit signs, watches, and gunsights. Tritium has a half life of about 12 years, so you lose 5.5% every year as it decays to helium-3. So a new product that requires tritium faces a major supply problem.

    The hazards of tritium exposure aren't high, but some precautions are required. Cleanup procedures for a broken tritium exit sign are as follows:

    When an Exit Sign Containing Tritium (3H) Is Damaged (broken with the release of 3H):

    1. Evacuate the area immediately.
    2. Ventilate the area to the outside.
    3. Isolate the area; do not allow entry.
    4. Identify all individuals possibly exposed to the H-3.
    5. Individuals possibly exposed should immediately:
      • Shower with soap and water (or at least wash face and hands).
      • Change clothing (retain in plastic bag).
      • Drink plenty of fluids.
      • Collect a urine sample immediately and then 24-hour cumulative samples and follow Nuclear Regulatory Commission (NRC), state, or health physics consultant advice on where to send them for analysis.
    6. Call the NRC Regional Office.
    7. Call the State Radiation Protection Program.
    8. Call manufacturer of signs for technical information.
    9. Be prepared to hire a health physics consultant to deal with initial monitoring, decontamination, and disposal of the exit sign and contaminated materials.

      The protective clothing required for cleanup usually consists of gloves and booties. The broken sign should be placed in an air-tight container by a health physics consultant. If silica gel is available it should be placed in the container with the broken sign. The silica gel will collect tritiated water. At a minimum, the broken sign and any miscellaneous pieces should be double bagged and sealed in plastic. Disposal of the broken sign should be arranged through the manufacturer or a health physics consultant.

    And people screw up, even with ordinary exit signs. Here's a Nuclear Regulatory Commission report from 2004:

    • UNPLANNED CONTAMINATION

      USAF personnel in the Johnston Atoll in the Pacific were attempting to remove the "batteries" from an exit sign they believed to be battery powered. During the attempt to open the case, they destroyed the sign only to discover that it was a tritium sign. All tritium modules were broken.

      Five personnel were in the room at the time and all were potentially exposed to the tritium. The Radiation Safety Officer (RSO) isolated the room and the personnel clothing, etc. Pre-cleanup surveys indicated greater than 6 times the normal background survey readings in the room. The RSO double-bagged the sign and tritium module debris. The room and work areas were decontaminated. Post-cleanup surveys indicated normal background readings. Personnel uptake and dose evaluations are currently being assessed.

    So, like the nuclear batteries of the 1960s, this will be a specialized technology of very limited application.

    1. Re:Tritium is too expensive for this by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Informative

      6 times background isn't much of anything. Flying in an airplane is at least 6 times the normal sea level radiation exposure.

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    2. Re:Tritium is too expensive for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pre-cleanup surveys indicated greater than 6 times the normal background survey readings in the room

      six times normal background is nothing.
      total overreaction.

    3. Re:Tritium is too expensive for this by alecks · · Score: 1

      Wait... explain to me how exit signs use this, if only 1.5 Kilograms are made a year?????

    4. Re:Tritium is too expensive for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOST exit signs don't use this, they're either perfectly ordinary metal or plastic signs (which will be illuminated by mandatory emergency ambient lighting if appropriate) or they are ordinary lit signs tied into the emergency dual-circuit lighting system, or they are (as the people in the incident described assumed) powered by an internal long-life battery, which can be charged by mains circuits or periodically replaced.

      However tritium also isn't very dense, so you could make an absolute shit-load of signs using just 100g of tritium. Such signs, though not cheap, might be convenient in locations where electrical power is hard to install or just plain dangerous.

      So, there you are, you may never have seen an actual tritium lit exit sign, but if you did it only had a fraction of a gram of tritium in it, which is one reason why it's safe - the procedures outlined above for dealing with a spill are totally paranoid, akin to initiating a full building evacuation due to a dropped cigarette. In most cases a tritium spill on this scale has no measurable effect on health.

      In the UK you can buy tritium key rings, and other little glowing things (with an even smaller fraction of a gram inside). They provide a warning telling not to breath the contents in (duh!) but realistically unless a train load of them crashed and someone heaved it all in they're not a health hazard, just a waste of materials.

    5. Re:Tritium is too expensive for this by Adeax · · Score: 1

      Tritium production in the United States is still active in the United States. Currently the Tennessee Valley Authority is producing tritium in one of its nuclear reactors in Eastern Tennessee for the Department of Energy at Oak Ridge.

    6. Re:Tritium is too expensive for this by Stankatz · · Score: 1

      "USAF personnel in the Johnston Atoll in the Pacific were attempting to remove the "batteries" from an exit sign they believed to be battery powered. During the attempt to open the case, they destroyed the sign only to discover that it was a tritium sign."

      The worst part about this story is that it took more than one person to replace the batteries in a single exit sign. That's government efficiency for you.

    7. Re:Tritium is too expensive for this by Animats · · Score: 2, Informative
      Tritium production in the United States is still active in the United States.

      Not quite. The TVA's Watts Bar reactor has a few rods being irradiated, and DOE hopes to get some tritium out by 2007. The facility to extract tritium from the rods, at Savannah River, isn't finished yet.

    8. Re:Tritium is too expensive for this by Dolda2000 · · Score: 1
      Now, I may not have made my homework correctly, but if I have, the price probably isn't a big problem.

      To begin with, my laptop can do for ~3 hours on a 15 V battery with ~3 Ah of charge, making for ~4 mW of power.

      As for Tritium, Wikipedia says that you get around 6.5 keV per decay on average. It also says that Tritium has a half-life of 12.32 years.

      If I formulate a function m(t) describing the mass in kilos of Tritium left after t seconds as m(t) = m(0) * (2 ^ -(t / T)), where m(0) is the initial amount of Tritium and T is the half-life in seconds, that means that m'(t) = ln(2) * m(0) * (2 ^ -(t / T)) * -(1 / T).

      The power that could be extracted from Tritium given 100% efficiency (which, of course, varies over time) is P(t) = m'(t) * Na * 6.5e3 * e, where Na = Avogadros number = 6.022e23 and e = the electron charge = 1.6e-19 C.

      Isolating the initial required Tritium mass from those parameters gives m(0) = (P * T) / (ln(2) * (2 ^ -(t / T)) * Na * 6.5e3 * e).

      Given t = T and P = 4 mW, that would yield m(0) ~= 7.4e-6 grams ~= 1e-5 grams.

      So, it all comes down to the efficiency of the battery, of course, but given your price, that would yield a Tritium cost of 1e5 * 1e-5 * (1 / E) USD, where E is the efficiency. With E = 1, that would be $10 per battery. With E = 10%, it would be $100 per battery, which isn't an impossible cost if you expect the battery to run for over a decade.

      Again, I may well have done something wrong, so correct me if you spot something. And of course, that is excluding the price of your testicles. ;-)

    9. Re:Tritium is too expensive for this by Dolda2000 · · Score: 1
      Oops... With E = 1, that would of course be $1 per battery, and with E = 10% it would be $10 per battery.

      Sorry, it was just my reflex to convert USD into SEK.

      Of course, it makes the costs even less.

    10. Re:Tritium is too expensive for this by robotoverflow · · Score: 1

      Cleanup procedures for a broken tritium exit sign are as follows:
      ...
      1. Evacuate the area immediately.

      Well that's just fine and dandy, but how am I supposed to find out where the exit is?!

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    11. Re:Tritium is too expensive for this by danila · · Score: 1
      Nonsense or paranoid overreaction. May be both.

      Here is a better action plan:
      1. Do absolutely nothing
      Self Luminous Tritium Exit Sign Questions:

      What If A Tube Breaks?

      Self-luminous signs contain a number of individual tritium filled tubes contained within a protective case. The tubes in signs are shock-mounted inside a high-impact plastic case designed to be tamper and vandal resistant. A clear high-impact plastic shield across the face of the sign provides additional protection and serves as another barrier against accidental damage. To meet the regulations of the U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission, signs are extensively tested to ensure that, when properly installed they will not fail under normal usage conditions.

      If the protective shield and case are penetrated and a Tube should break, releasing the tritium gas, there is no hazard. Because it is hydrogen and therefore lighter than air, when released, the tritium gas is dispersed rapidly and harmlessly into the atmosphere to join the naturally occurring tritium already dispersed. In the highly improbable event that all of the multiple tubes should fracture, the effect is still less than half of that received from naturally occurring radioactive sources during a year, and is similar to the difference between living at sea level and moving to an elevation of 5,000 feet. The chart below compares the unlikely complete release of all tritium gas in a self-luminous exit sign to some familiar comparisons we encounter in our daily lives.
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    12. Re:Tritium is too expensive for this by theNAM666 · · Score: 1

      The US no longer has a tritium production capability, and hasn't had one since 1988

      You are a little out of date. The Watts Bar NPP in the U.S. has been used for weapons-grade tritium production since October 2003, as a result of a projected need for tritium due to the 1998 shutdown. The rods used (approx 235 of a potential 2700 that were allocated for production) at Watts Bar will be de-fueled in April 2005 and transported to the Savannah River Site, where an extraction facility will be operational in late 2007.

      Tritium currently costs around $100,000/gram. Current production is around 1500g/year, mostly from old CANDU reactors in Canada.

      There's a modest demand for tritium. It's needed to recharge H-bombs[...] It's used for night lights in exit signs, watches, and gunsights. Tritium has a half life of about 12 years, so you lose 5.5% every year[...] So a new product that requires tritium faces a major supply problem.


      You are also a bit uninformed.

      Regular and planned tritium production is necessary to the production and maintenance of a nuclear arsenal, and sufficient production to meet this and any industrial needs is made years in advance.

      While highly valueable, there is certainly enough flexibility in supply to keep up with some minor increases in demand for tritium. Most commercial devices -- those that you mention -- use tritium only in minute quantities (micrograms). (Another common use is tritium labeling of drugs and other compounds, a fact that those of us who've spent time near the Lawrence Berkeley Labs Tritium Labeling Facility are well aware of). The uses mentioned -- beginning with a pacemaker -- generally require only a few mg; this is not a laptop battery technology (though perhaps a satellite battery technology).

      Aldridge's current research price of tritium, to authorized personnel, is $2/Ci. At about 10000 Ci/g, that's $20K/gram, not so high, and with real quantity there is likely further discount.

      this will be a specialized technology of very limited application.

      Thus common batteries with this technology might contain $40 or so of tritium. And 4 million batteries at 2 mg each would only require 8 kg of tritium. A battery for a satellite is quite a different thing, and of course is going to cost quite a bit more.

      As about two grams or so of tritium are necessary to the production of a "boosted" (and thereby portable nuclear weapon), it is worth noting that possession of more than .01g comes under NRC class B regulation. Let's also not forget that tritium would simply be a perfect component for a so-called "dirty" bomb; see below; but any battery large enough to supply a laptop is (other concerns aside) going to be a NRC-regulated item.

      The active US nuclear stockpile currently contains about 100 kg of tritium. At the "5.5% decay/yr" or so stated above (which is somewhat of a misunderstanding of half-life curve) the US would need to produce about 5 kg/yr to recoup loss and maintain its nuclear arsenal. Plus the US must theoretically recoup the 35 kg or so it lost between 1998 and 2007 during non-production. Russia has a similar problem, and all nuclear powers -- including Israel, Pakistan and North Korea -- are assumed to use tritium boosted bombs, as the use of tritium both drastically reduces the amount of weapons-grade material needed, and produces a bomb that cannot accidentally produce a nuclear explosion -- P239 particularly is unstable and prone to fission, and the tritium in a boosted bomb is stored just outside the bomb.

      In any case, every nuclear power needs regular tritium production, international shipments of more than 1kg are regulated by the NRC, and you can check the records if you want to see what is produced where and where its going (or more to the point, not going). But this boils down to that each nuclear power produces its own tritium, that the world tritium market is probably 50kg/yr or s

    13. Re:Tritium is too expensive for this by juhaz · · Score: 1

      Again, I may well have done something wrong, so correct me if you spot something.

      I'd like one of those magic laptops that chuck along with 4mW too. Unfortunately they don't exist.

      If 3Ah battery lasts three hours, then it's being drained constantly for 1A, 15V*1A is 15W. Maybe 4000x difference in power consumption will change rest of your calculations a bit?

  115. Paranoia will destroy ya by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You can take off your tin foil hat. Did the makers of slide rules prevent the introduction of the electronic calculator? Did the makers of buggy whips stop "horseless carriages" in their tracks?

    I see little evidence that "entrenched interests" have been able to stop progress. I work in an industry where technical advancement is continuous. Never once have I heard someone suggest we try to prevent the introduction of some else's advancement. People know that, practically speaking, it's impossible. The only intelligent thing to do is go with the flow.

    And if our company owned the rights to the advancement, we don't hesitate for a second in getting it to market. There's for more money in introducing a new product than maintaining the status quo. And we know that if we don't do it, someone else will. And we get to watch as they eat our lunch.

    So far as the "100% efficient bearing", well you can put that along side the carburator that doubles your gas mileage. Just another urban legend. Your teacher should be ashamed spreading such manure.

  116. waste? by pr0nbot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If we can turn radioactivity into electricity, can't we build generators around toxic nuclear waste?

    1. Re:waste? by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 3, Informative

      yes, we can. the problem is that to do this you need to reprocess the material and the US doe snot reprocess it. even though reprocessing it reduces the radioactivity of the material to much safer levels, so you could simply reprocesses it and transport it if you do not want to recycle it for energy.

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  117. Re:Is the lead suit included? by Mars+Ultor · · Score: 2, Funny

    that's probably overkill. A thimble would work just as well...

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  118. basic logical mistake by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 1
    A p-n diode contains/uses a p-n junction for its properties but to say an p-n junction is a diode is a great over simplification.
    This is a valid syllogism...
    1. A diode is anything that rectifies current.
    2. A p-n junction rectifies current
    3. Therefore: A p-n junction is a diode
    Now if the poster had stated that all diodes are p-n junction, I'd agree with you.
  119. I wonder..... by bmalnad · · Score: 1

    What happens when you punture it with a screwdriver?

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  120. just use a car battery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they work great with a UPS

  121. TheHoosierWeb: A Source of Intelligent Discussion by eattre · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This is the hottest college website around! Also, check out some pics from the site here.

  122. If I put this in my laptop... by PenguinBoyDave · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'd be REALLY friggin' concerned about putting this in my lap!

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  123. RTGs by MuMart · · Score: 2, Informative
  124. Constant energy - how is it dissipated? by Wholeflaffer · · Score: 1

    IANAP (I am not a physicist)...this may be obvious, but...

    If this nuclear source is constantly irradiating, but the battery is not constantly under load, how is the excess energy from the tritium breakdown finally dissipated into the environment? Won't this battery get awfully warm at "idle" if it's otherwise strong enough to power something significant?

    The only other way I can think of to dissipate this energy would be to allow some of the radioactivity energy through the battery's skin, and I doubt that's the case. If the radioactivity is actually loading a conventional battery, then the above-described "battery" is actually just a charging device.

    What's actually the case here?

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  125. approprite spelling error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take some PepcidAC before ingesting plutonium folks.

  126. that wasn't my point. by rokzy · · Score: 1

    GIVEN the progress they have made, do they have enough to power a laptop? I doubt it since they're talking about sensors and pacemakers. so to use this in a laptop WOULD require more material.

    if someone announces tomorrow that they've made a solar panel 10 times more efficient than previous panels, it doesn't mean next week we'll all have solar panel laptops. it just means anything that used to require 10 panels now requires only one.

    1. Re:that wasn't my point. by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Yes, but if its small enough it can recharge your conventional battery as its is always producing energy at a constant rate and can no be turned off, you wouldn't want to run the laptop straight off it anyways.

  127. You can buy some tritium today by karlandtanya · · Score: 1
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  128. cars by Frostalicious · · Score: 1

    Forget laptops. Can I get a big one of these and power my car with it?

  129. Who wants to glow in the dark? by DimGeo · · Score: 1

    Our new batteries are so efficient that you will never need a lamp after using one: you will glow in the dark!

  130. Imagine a... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    beowulf of...

    Couldnt it be a weapon of mass destruction?

  131. Re:TheHoosierWeb: A Source of Intelligent Discussi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This site rules. Thank you!

  132. What kind of energy density? by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    I mean, could you power tanks, battlearmor or exoskeletons with something like this?

  133. Yikes! New meaning to: by alex_guy_CA · · Score: 1
    New meanng to the dispose of properly warnings. Shit, "Do not put in a fire." No kidding.

    And am I the only one who would NOT put a nuke battery on my lap? "Sorry the kid has 3 toes and one kidney honey, but I was able to watch all of LOTR on those long filghts."

  134. can we do this with radioactive waste? by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

    So can we do this with radioactive waste from nuclear power plants/medical industry? Why not have a big bank of these generating more power instead of just burying our radioactive waste in a mountain?

  135. Not going to happen by Engineer-Poet · · Score: 1
    These batteries run on tritium. The beta emissions from tritium are so weak, they can't even be detected by conventional geiger counters; the electrons don't penetrate paper.

    This is actually a problem for spill detection and cleanup, because you need special sensor gear just to find the spill.

  136. Nice by SilverJets · · Score: 1

    That would be great....batteries that last a long time. Too bad they have already ruined the product's chances by using the word nuclear.

    No matter how hard they try, how well they advertise, or how many safety studies they publish, the common, ignorant, consumer will completely avoid this product and most likely hold demonstrations banning its use and its production. All it will take is one hysterical comment like "...but its nuclear so that means that your laptop will explode and blow up half a city.." or better yet "...nuclear powered devices are just giving more potential weapons to terrorists..."

    1. Re:Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in favour of adding the word "nuclear" to everything possible. MRI should still be called NMR. Stupid people should not be pandered to; let them face the consequences of their beliefs.

  137. screw batteries - what about generation by jshark · · Score: 1

    While I've never been morally opposed to nuclear power plants (except in my back yard...), It's always bugged me that they were nothing more than coal/gas/oil/etc burning plants that just use a different fuel to "burn" in order to spin a turbine. I don't know the thermodynamics involved, but that always struck me as a somewhat inefficient use of the energy that's being spewed out of a lump of radioactive material.

    Then again, maybe I've read about too many "clean fuel" situations in all those sci-fi stories down through the years.

    naaaah....

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  138. Carbon 14 is radio-active too... by Gopal.V · · Score: 1
    Also, while tritium isn't all that dangerous, it IS radioactive So is Carbon-14.. the real question is how concetrated it is. Also about paranoia about this power source, I'd like to quote -
    solar (is) not nuclear
  139. Luminous Keyrings... by david.given · · Score: 1
    ...powered by tritium decay have been available for ages. Here's one, for example.

    Of course, you can't buy them in paranoically advantaged countries like the US, but a couple of years ago I bought a bunch as Christmas presents for all the members of my family --- they're surprisingly useful.

    1. Re:Luminous Keyrings... by elFarto+the+2nd · · Score: 1

      I have one of these too, they're great. I like the look on people's faces when you tell them it's nuclear powered :D

      Regards
      elFarto
  140. This is really old technology... by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1
    The Six Million Dollar Man was using nuclear batteries back in the 1970's.

    /we can rebuild him, we can make him better than he was before...

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  141. Smoke detectors by Kobun · · Score: 1

    I believe the material in smoke detectors is usually Americium. Some links:

    http://www.uic.com.au/nip35.htm
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americium

  142. I got an idea, and it doesn't use nuclear fuel! by MrJerryNormandinSir · · Score: 1

    I've got an idea for a power source. For those who live in a metopolitan area why not tap the RF energy? RFID works this way. If you live close to a cell tower, television or radio station, why not
    tap the energy? Use the energy to charge your batteries, etc. And you don't have to worry about getting cellular mutation (unless you live way too close to the transmitting towers).

    How about good old 60hz inductive loads on the power lines? Not a problem.

    1. Re:I got an idea, and it doesn't use nuclear fuel! by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      because it is against the law.

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  143. For your laptop?? by ghettoimp · · Score: 1

    "I can imagine lots of applications for this new battery including my own laptop."

    So you think having radioactive materials near your balls is a good idea, eh?

  144. Re:Laptop?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Even as a former nuclear physicist, I do prefer to keep radioactive gases as far away from my lap, as possible.

    Why? I think the human race needs to be more open to mutation.

  145. it won't produce enough current by Uzik2 · · Score: 1

    To run anything as power hungry as a laptop.
    You might be able to run a watch with it if
    you designed it carefully to watch your power
    consumption.

    " I think that you might get at least a couple of milliamps of high-voltage current from it. "

    http://www.americanantigravity.com/plasmavolt.html

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  146. Re:Laptop?!? by bemenaker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is my biggest argument as to why exactly that storing nuclear "waste" is a non issue. As we finally get over our asinine fears of nuclear power, and understand that it is probably the best near term solution for power. (Crap digressed too far again :) ) Historically, as we use these "new" technologies, they spin off offshoot tech's the often find use for the original byproducts. I fully believe as we truely start to embrace nuclear energy, we will find more and more useful ways to recycle the current "waste" into other fuel sources.

  147. What is it weight/power ratio by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

    If it is a light battery that has more power than conventional batteries, maybe it could be used as a powersource for cars.

    1. Re:What is it weight/power ratio by CrazyJim2 · · Score: 1

      How could you powerslide your car with sucha light front end? There are some tricks you can do that require powersliding, which is why I specifically got my car without ABS. Think of it like Tetris. If you slide your car like an "L" shaped brick into an intersection you...no wait! Think of it like Bubble Bobble, your car is a dinosaur that can blow bubbles...err, no that's not it. It is more like Warcraft 3, where I was world class ranked as the first punter to beat the Korean netcafe strategies, though lies stand in front of truth. If properly marketed, this could make millions!

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  148. Now batteries in your digital camera... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...will last a full 45 minutes...woohoo...

  149. ObMelBrooks by sconeu · · Score: 1


    Hedley Lamarr: "You mentioned strontium-90 twice"

    Rei: "I *like* strontium-90!"

    Hedley Lamarr: "Kinky!"

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  150. Was he onto something? by Grip3n · · Score: 1

    Tritium? Isn't that what Doc Ock was after in Spider-Man 2? Was he actually on to something here? Am I going to see a dood with 4 mechanical arms welded to his body running down the road looking for the stuff?

    Scary times...

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  151. basic EE mistake Re:basic logical mistake by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1

    Except not all p-n junctions rectify current. In fact, your own link refers to such a thing as "Non-rectifying Junctions".

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  152. Perhaps not DIRECTLY. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    But think about it. Houses or offices can have their "mini nuclear power station" and recharge their standard batteries there. Who knows? You might see "beta benders" out there in the future. Just insert a coin and put your battery there.

    (Hmmmm wasn't this idea shown in the sci-fi game 'Flashback' by Delphine soft?)

  153. The bunny.... by SirChris · · Score: 0

    and not that bunny can keep going, and going, and going, and going...

  154. Many people are already wearing Tritium... by L0neW0lf · · Score: 1

    If you have an analog watch with glowing hands or markers, you may already have a source of tritium on your body folks. It's not that big of a deal.

    Admittedly, this is a small amount of tritium, but tritium itself isn't highly radioactive.

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  155. How do you turn it off? by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    How do you turn a nuclear battery off?

    I assume that the nuclear decay process will go on till the battery has run down, but what happens if you don't use all of the current?

    The decay energy has to be dumped somehow. Therefore, does the battery get hot when it is not in use and cold when it is?

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  156. Nanotech computers vs. BS by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

    this reminds me of an essay I read by a second year physics student that nanotechnology would allow us to run 10GHz computers for 10 years off a watch battery. it's BS but you don't need to look at the technology to see that, it's just basic thermodynamics:

    law 1. you can't win
    law 2. you can't break even.
    law 3. you can't get out of the game.

    You need to reread the paper, or rethink your objection to it. The point isn't that you can run a traditional 10GHz processor off a watch battery. The point is that there are systems permitted by the laws of physics (although we have no idea how to manufacture them at this point), which are capable of doing the same computations as a present-day 10GHz processor but produce far less heat in the process.

    Do you know what 99.99...% of the power of a modern processor winds up as? Waste heat! Just as a large fraction of what you put into a horse is spent on things other than moving your cart forward, a the vast majority of the power used by a processor is wasted. Just as it is quite reasonable to try to design something that is more efficent than a horse at moving a load forward, it makes perfect sense to try to design things that compute more efficiently. And since we only care about the abstract result, we are better off making it smaller.

    Before you lable something "BS" it's best to make sure you understand it.

    --MarkusQ

  157. I hate fuel cells by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    yay...8 hours of work. Then I recharge the battery overnight.

    Wait. You mean I can't recharge it? I have to buy hydrogen and refuel it? I'll keep my Lithium Ion even if it does last less, at least I don't have to keep buying stuff, I can just plug it in and recharge.

    Yeah, I can't recharge the nuclear batteries, but if it lasts for 10 years, it's going beyond the life cycle of current batteries anyway. That's a hell of an improvement if we can get actual power out of it.

  158. Pollution? by Infestivus · · Score: 1

    Oh, I'm sure it'll be just dandy for the environment with people improperly disposing of nuclear batteries. Is there even a safe way at all?

  159. Hold your breath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because if that tritium gas ever leaks, you don't want it in your lungs. It's not too bad if it's just a little bit, because it's chelated and expelled pretty quickly. But the article doesn't talk about mass. Say a commuter plane crashes, and the rescue crews have to deal with all the laptop batteries that are leaking tritium. They might just have to wait it out for a bit.

    Same thing if you decide to blowtorch a fire detector. Hold your breath; those few kBq of Americium will make your anus bleed.

  160. Lead Pants... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I think I might think twice about a nuclear battary powered laptop. Not sure if I really want something like that resting on my family jewels with only some cloth and plastic for protection.

  161. Oh Nooo!!!! by pottymouth · · Score: 1

    Nuclear!!!

    Do you realize just using that word is so dangerous they had to turn NMRI's into MRI's so that people wouldn't get hurt. You must be crazy!! Nuclear battery!!

    Run for your life.... Ahhhhhh

    Stick with the safe, clean, tried and true way to get electricity. Burn something......

    Brought to you by YOUR GOOD FRIENDS at OPEC

  162. Good luck going to market by orionware · · Score: 1

    Good luck going to market. If you have the word "Nuclear" in the description every anti-nuke lefty wackjob will be out protesting against the dangers of nuclear power.

    Just say that it's hydro-power or windpower. Then they'll move on over to the bio-engineered protest instead.

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  163. Re:Is the lead suit included? by WhiplashII · · Score: 3, Funny

    You are missing the real danger! What if a focused nuclear blast hits you while using your laptop! The tritium could fuse, and KILL you!

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  164. Tritium good for nukes by Muhammar · · Score: 1

    Tritium is the most expensive material (by weight) in modern nukes and the only reason why it is used there is that it greatly boosts the efficiency of the fission primaries. I don't know how much tritium costs, but one can produce by weight about 50times more weapon plutonium than tritium using the same neutron flux in the reactor.

    In fact, tritium is so expensive that US some years back was selling few hundreds gramms of tritium to UK (so that they could replace decayed tritium in their nukes) and it was a big deal.

    And the radiation safety: tritium is a real mess when ingested, it has high emission rate and looks just like regular hydrogen so it gets incorporated into tissues. And it is hard to detect because the produced beta is very soft - I worked in a lab where a colleague was using miligram quantities of tritiated (radiolabeled) chemicals and we were all pretty nervous about it. Each week we run swabs in the lab, putting it into scintilation mix to find out if places in the lab got contaminated, etc. Tritium-powered device does not belong into hands of public.

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  165. Let's have radiation safety facts please by Wills · · Score: 1
    Type B(eta) Slashdot effect: Any article related to radioactivity causes certain sheeple to rush to make selective citations in support of pre-fabricated ideas that radiation health-effects are always exaggerated.

    While tritium itself is generally less harmful than other well-known radiochemicals, don't get the idea that tritium is always relatively harmless -- in the right circumstances there can be a severe hazard to human health, and that's why it is included in many countries' radiation safety regulations. Learn what the risks are and if you know you are near tritium sources, take reasonable steps to avoid the risks.

    The beta particles emitted by tritium are electrons with energies from 6keV to 18.6keV. These electroncs are not energetic enough to be able to penetrate the surface-layer of dead human skin "epidermis", so the living cells underneath are protected. It's obvious that is not the way tritium can be a serious hazard. The health risk is from internal absorption of chemical compounds of tritium such as tritiated water (HTO), (tritium reacts just like hydrogen does to form water).

    Your body will initially absorb 100% of inhaled tritiated water vapour (HTO). Of the total amount absorbed, 3% goes into body tissues with longer-term storage with a 40-day biological half-time (BHT), while 97% goes into shorter-term storage with a 10-day BHT. All the while the absorbed HTO is inside your body it is used to form proteins, neurotransmitters, RNA, DNA and other components of living cells. All of these materials are known to be easily damaged by ionizing radiation which is what the beta particles emitted by the tritium are. Even though the beta particles from tritium are of relatively low energy, they are able to ionize and damage the body's cells due to the atomic-scale proximity of the tritium to the molecules inside cells (there is no protective barrier of dead skin inside a cell).

    The Relative Biological Effectiveness of tritium beta irradiation is generally greater than that of gamma irradiation and similar to or greater than that of X-irradiation. Although the observed effects of tritium are very largely attributable to ionization damage, the transmutation of tritium to helium also has the potential to cause damage to DNA (26,68). Rapid dissolution of carbon-helium bonds will leave reactive carbon ions that can damage DNA by causing single-strand breaks and interstrand cross-links(75,76).

    Quoted from a report of the UK Working Group of the Consultative Exercise on Radiation Risks of Internal Emitters (CERRIE)

  166. This technology is NOT for consumer level use by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    "The technology is geared toward applications where power is needed in inaccessible places or under extreme conditions. Since the battery should be able to run reliably for more than 10 years without recharge or replacement, it would be perfect for medical devices like pacemakers, implanted defibrillators, or other implanted devices that would otherwise require surgery to replace or repair. Likewise, deep-space probes or deep-sea sensors, which are beyond the reach of repair, also would benefit from such technology."

    Sooo, don't expect this in the next-gen iPod or laptop or cellphone, cause it just ain't in the cards.

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  167. radioactive battery in your "laptop" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the ticket... put a radioactive battery in your lap. Note the crazy mutations in your children.

  168. Landfill/Disposal Issue? by Oarsman · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't this pose an even more harmful environmental problem upon disposal of the battery? Even now, your standard Litium, NiCad or any battery has disposal issues. Throwing them into the dumpster to go to the landfill is supposed to be a bad idea (and companies who have large volumes of batteries probably do recycle) but your average consumer doesn't.

    What happens when your average consumer starts using these inplace of your standard AA's now? Is that a bigger threat to the environment? Seems the environmental impact studies will take just as long as the product development. :(

    Disclaimers:
    1. I understand you can use low radiation, short half-life material, but I don't know what they eventually decay to and how it compares to standard battery materials.

    2. I am not a tree-hugger or any other sort of extreme environmentalist, however I acknowledge their existence and the reality of the resulting laws and policies.

    3. I'm a dumb ass and could be completely wrong on all of the above.

  169. eh... ten years from now, what are we doing to do? by v0idnull · · Score: 0

    Yeah, in ten years, there will be a lot of dead useless and radioactive batteries to throw out.

    And what if the batteries break? What if they rupture or leak? I don't think thats going to be a very good scenario for your battery dependant gadgetry or medical devices like pacemakers.




    Imagine the lawsuits that can come from this!

  170. Doubt you will see it in a laptop anyway by Admiral+Ackbar+8 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Its a shame Physorg failed to mention that these generate about one-thousandth the power of a chemical battery, making them quite useless for most all consumer electronics devices that are remotely power hungry. See the press release.

  171. Old notebooks as LCD displays by swb · · Score: 1

    I wish that notebooks came with a way to use the video and PS/2 ports as inputs so that even if the computing hardware was obsolete, the display panel and keyboard could still be used. Obviously using the display is the most valuable part.

    At my last job I really could have used one of those flip-up LCD display/keyboard trays in our racks, but the boss saw the cost and said "dream on". Of course I've chucked a dozen laptops that would have been perfect for that very application if they could accept video in.

  172. Safety Notes by Inmatarian · · Score: 1

    Tritium is natually occuring. So naturally that you probably ingest trace amounts everytime you drink a glass of water. As a gas, you'd need a significant ratio in your breatheable air to be fatal. When I use the term significant, I mean the ratio at which most other things would also prove fatal, such as CO2 or Methane.

    Beta Radiation is a fany name for free Electrons. Its given its name because of it's source, but don't be fooled, lost of other things give off free Electrons such as: TVs, common rocks, other electronic equipment, the power outlet on your wall, and that staticy blanket on your bed.

    The fact that "Nuclear" is in it shouldn't scare you. When you go to the hospitol and get an MRI, remember that the process used to be called Nuclear Magnetic Resonance, and was changed to Magnetic Resonance Imaging to keep people from getting scared. The raditation amount you get from an X-Ray which your dentist does frequently is worth more of your fear.

    Heat coming out of your laptop would kill more of your sperm than beta radiation, which wouldn't be able to penetrate your scrotom's outer skin.

    Alkaline Batteries contain toxic materials. If you ever break one open, wash your hands and dispose of the battery. A tritium battery, if broken open, would disipate into the air and take off for the skys quite quickly, as it's atomic weight makes it comparable to helium, which if you've seen those balloons take off, you know how fast it is.

    So, I hope we're all more educated now.

  173. Space exploration by r2q2 · · Score: 1

    Possibly combined with a ion drive this battery could be very useful to power such a device for future space probes.

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  174. Prediction by Slightly+Askew · · Score: 1
    In 100 years, people are going to look back at how we had this clean, safe, powerful energy source at our fingertips, and how we continued to rely on coal and oil, and go "WTF?!"

    Of course, they'll probably be saying it through their black lungs, but they'll still be saying it, dammit

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    1. Re:Prediction by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Clean, and safer (by rate of accidents) than coal or oil, correctly.

      However, when an oil refinery explodes, hundreds may be killed, a huge fire producing toxins ensues, and eventually burns out. The toxins are swept away by natural processes.

      When a nuclear reactor goes up, the carnage is just about the same, with one small difference: Everything left is radioactive. Radiation is spread in the atomsphere, and that one, isolated incident kills more than a refinery going kaboom ever could.

  175. Re:Is the lead suit included? by smchris · · Score: 1

    The only problem is: tritium is a gas, and if the gas leaked and breathed by humans, those beta particles could wreak havoc in the lungs.

    Ditto -- speaking from a radon infested part of the country.

  176. Re:Laptop?!? by Pyrrus · · Score: 1

    this is a defibrillator. You know, the thing where they say "clear" and touch two terminals to your chest. Implanted defibrillators do exist, but a lot of them are not implanted. So, as I was saying originally, "implanted defibrillator" is not redundant. wikipedia link

  177. Amazing what they teach in college nowadays by heroine · · Score: 1

    10 years ago the democrats said, "No more nuclear power. Buy energy from overseas." and no-one wanted radiation within 10000 miles of themselves. Now the democrats say "Don't buy energy from overseas. Buy nuclear power." and no-one has a problem with radiation in their pocket.

  178. Surprise! Wikipedia is incorrect. by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 1
    Except not all p-n junctions rectify current. In fact, your own link refers to such a thing as "Non-rectifying Junctions".
    Well, that's what I deserve for linking to a low-quality Wikipedia article I guess. The "Non-rectifying Junctions" they talk about are Schottky barrier (metal-semiconductor) junctions. They are not p-n junctions. To prevent the rectifying action of the metal-semiconductor interface, you heavily dope the semiconductor side, so it acts more like an ohmic contact. Here are some better references on semiconductor physics and Schottky diodes to help you out.
    1. Re:Surprise! Wikipedia is incorrect. by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1

      I guess my POV is that based on how you dope your p or n material you could form a p-n junction that doesn't act as a diode at all and therefore wouldn't rectify anything. That was one of our tasks (really to show the power of doping) and a resulting wafer of a bunch of diodes (actually they were transistors) that required no forward or reverse bias (there was some voltage limit that the instructor set, but is was extremely small from what I recall, but it was 10 years ago). Now you got we wonder where all the wafers I made are stored.

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  179. Endless pr0n by StreetChip · · Score: 1

    I'm drooling. Think of how long I will be able to watch porn at the park on my laptop. My wife will never find me.

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  180. Yes. (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes.

  181. mmm ... .toasty by zixor · · Score: 0

    as if laptops weren't already a threat to sperm production, now we can look forward to roasting our testicles with radiation! Thats progress!

  182. Nucular. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
    The best would be if a battery that lasts years in a laptop-type application could also be rechargeable, with no "memory" that limits the future battery lifetime.

    This would be the ideal situation because you could use the laptop for any practical amount of time, and the battery would recharge whenever the laptop is plugged in, as it could and should be when used in a desktop situation where power is easy to obtain.

    Such a laptop might even provide power to external peripherals when used in a mobile situation.

    Other applications for such a battery could include UPS power supplies, in addition to embedded batteries in wall outlets in homes, office buildings, and even industrial facilities, such that you won't even perceive a power loss situation in a blackout. Furthermore, in a blackout situation, the meter could run backwards, supplying power to the grid, so that a blackout will be a thing of the past.

    Nucular, as our great president says. Nucular.

  183. yeah yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course this won't be ready for production and retail sale until they can get the overall lifetime of the cell down to a few months.

  184. Blame Batman by jhines · · Score: 1

    How many villians were killed by falling into the Bat-reactor?

    Kids of the 60's know nuclear reactors as killing machines.

  185. p-n junction! by JayJay.br · · Score: 1

    As the electrons strike a special pair of layers called a 'p-n junction,' a current results.

    That's an amazing technology. Let's release it 60 years ago and call it a "diode".

    Now seriously, I found the idea interesting, but what's so "special" about a pn junction anyway?

  186. Did my Thesis on These by boscosmith · · Score: 1

    Nice to see these went somewhere, we were working with PN junctions containing Tritium at the University of Toronto back in 2001. I figured, as I knew, I would through out some facts for those who were curious: 1 - Tritium, a radioactive isotope of Hydrogen, has a half life of around 14 years. 2 - Tritium undergoes beta decay, where one of it's neutrons emits a beta electron and becomes a proton (which is non radioactive). It becomes Helium-3, which is not radioactive. 3 - The beta electron has an average path length in silicon of around 1 micron, in other words beta electrons do not get very far before they decay. 4 - When the beta electron decays it will knock a valence electron off a silicon atom, which will generate an electron-hole pair. These are swept apart by the intrinsic field set up by a PN junction. I recall when I was looking at this, I found that the deliverable power levels were really low (read nanoAmperes) and the fact that they dropped over seven years was bothersome as well. One of the problems we encountered was that as the tritium decayed, we found that the dangling bonds left behind in the semiconductors would degrade the performance of the batteries faster than would be predicted by just looking at the half life. In fact, I recall really poor performance in just a few days. Anyway, that was about 4 years ago.

  187. PSP by Jakeypants · · Score: 1

    Can I hook it up to my PSP so that I can play for 2 hours at a time? Sign me up!

  188. What's the maximum draw rate? by MsWillow · · Score: 1

    My power wheelchair eats juice when I go out. I'd love not to worry over if I'll be able to get home. Will these supply enough current for a high-drain device?

    Goddess, it'd be great. With a catheter and leg bag, and this battery, I could axtually do all my weekly grocery shopping on the same day, instead of over three like I do at present. I might even get a life back!

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  189. Tritium, eh? by mdvolm · · Score: 1

    As wonderful as this battery would be, I seriously doubt that any government would allow any such nuclear material to be distributed to the general population. I doubt it would ever be safe/practical for general use.

    I mean what happens when your neighbor throws one of these things away in dumpster across the street from where your kids are playing and the casing corrodes?

  190. EV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can this be scaled up to run an Electric Automobile?

  191. not for my laptop... by wsock32.dll · · Score: 1

    I spend most of my time trying to keep sharp, hot, or radioactive things away from my crotch, so radioactive laptop batteries just seem like a bad idea to me.

    This technology is really cool though and there will be countless applications for it. Maybe radioactive waste could be used as the fuel for it.

    -Kevin

  192. Some important book-keeping to keep in mind here by Mendenhall · · Score: 1

    Before everyone starts planning their purchase of a tritium-powered laptop, keep the following numbers in mind:

    Assuming a perfectly efficient conversion of the energy released by the 18 keV beta particles from tritium, the specific power available from a tritium battery is 18 keV * 3x10^10 disintegrations/sec/Ci * 1.6x10^-19 Joules/eV = 86 microwatts/Ci.

    The last time I checked (a long time ago), the price of bulk tritium was about $10/Ci (probably still true within an order of magnitude), so the price of one of these batteries (assuming, again 100% conversion of beta energy to output power, which is not even close to correct), is $100,000/watt.

    Realistically, I think the efficiency could possibly approach 10% if they get very good at collecting the electron showers produced by the betas, but maybe tritium will come down a factor of 10 in price to compensate. I suspect that any large deviation in price from the $100k/W number is unlikely. For most people, that is a showstopper for daily use, since it significantly increases the price of a laptop, from about $1000 to about $1,000,000 (assuming your laptop takes 10 Watts, which is pretty optimistic). Of course, that would also imply that you are carrying around 100,000 Curies of tritium with you (again, at the 10% efficiency level). That's a LOT of tritium.

    These are only likely to be important as very long-term sources of sub-milliwatt power. Nonetheless, they may be quite useful there. The efficiency might be quite a bit better that current radiothermal generators, although that will take some work to achieve.

  193. I hope they can only be used by the forces of good by maduro55 · · Score: 0

    who knows what would happen if enough got into the wrong hands.

  194. Methanol fuel cell laptop batteries by wing03 · · Score: 1

    Smells like vapourware...

    So what happened to these things that were supposed to be released for consumers in 2004?

  195. In country Russia by vcjim · · Score: 1

    In America you charge battery. In country Russia battery charges YOU!

  196. Please, please by 2names · · Score: 1
    Please don't say that too loudly...

    The last thing we need is for some Washington "Genius" to propose we spend $56 trillion on a Neutrino Defense shield for the Whitehouse and Capitol Hill.

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  197. Garage? by BigZaphod · · Score: 1

    Can something like this be built in, say, a garage? Tech like this always sounds so intimidating but at the same time it seems like very simple principals. Anyone more familiar with this have any insight on how hard it actually is to experiment with stuff like this as a hobbyist?

  198. Power from nuclear waste? by hab136 · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that betavoltaics could allow us to turn all the nuclear waste that nobody wants into a small power plant. Can anyone provide some more insight in to why this wouldn't work? (or why nobody's done it yet?)

  199. Why use tritium..... by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Tritium is deadly to humans, why couldn't we just use gasified deuterium, which we consume in great amounts on a daily basis?

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  200. 1 mW/g ??? by swm · · Score: 1

    Avg decay energy = 6500 Ev
    Half-life = 12 years
    Avagadro's number = 6^23
    Atomic weight = 3

    6^23 * 6500 Ev * 1.6^-19 J/eV = 96 KJ/mole

    exp(-12/tau) = 0.5
    tau = 17 years = 2^7 seconds
    decay rate = -1/tau

    96 KJ/mole / 2^7 seconds = 5 mW/mole

    5 mW/mole / 3g/mole = 1 mW/g

    And that's at 100% efficiency.
    I don't think I'm going to be runing my laptop on one these things.

    1. Re:1 mW/g ??? by James+McP · · Score: 1

      Avagdro's is 6x10^23 and it's 1.6x10^-19 J/eV.

      6 x 10^23 * 6500 Ev * 1.6 x10^-19 J/eV = 624 MJ/mole

      That translates into 173KW-hr per mole or 57.6KW-hr/g of decay.

      Out of 1g half decays (28.8kWhr) over 12 years (105192 hours) =~ 0.27W sustained. An average laptop runs ~25W so you'd need 10g of tritium and a small battery to buffer the power (cursed unpredictable quantum events!)

      That's at 100% efficiency. One source indicated current betavoltaics are at 25% efficiency so you'd need 40g of tritium. If this news p-n capture grid really is the shizzle, it might be closer to 50% efficiency, meaning 20g tritium.

      The same source (http://peswiki.com/index.php/PowerPedia:Beta_volt aic) that quoted the 25% efficiency said total product power:weight ratio is 25W/kg. Dunno how much is, fuel, capture material, shielding, or power cleaning but being optimistic this new material might drop it to 50W/kg or roughly 22W/lb which is spot on for laptop usage.

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  201. Well that settles that argument by Atroxodisse · · Score: 1

    There will no longer be a doubt that laptops give you nut cancer.

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  202. Re:Laptop?!? by mboverload · · Score: 1

    Jesus don't tell my girlfriend. The only thing getting me booty is the battery life.

  203. Sure it can... and your car too. by cryptochrome · · Score: 1

    The first cells give 400 milliwatts per cubic centimeter. Assuming your computer consumes on the order of 65 watts (which is probably more than it does consume even at full blast) you'd need 165 cubic centimeters of material, or a cube 5.5 cm on a side, or a 1x13x13 cm panel. That's not that big. If, as they claim, battery efficiency is improved by an order of magnitude, then you only need 16 ccs of battery. That ain't much - roughly the size of a "C" cell battery, if I'm not mistaken.

    Of course, you would only be using a fraction of the power at any given time, and you can't turn the nukebatt off! So it makes more sense to use a smaller nukebatt have a normal battery that stores excess generation and delivers extra power when necessary. A well designed computer would scale demand when the battery is low. You could even allow it to charge off the mains or dump excess power onto the mains (how's that for a universal power supply?)

    What's interesting is you can easily run your car on that sort of system too. I'll be conservative about it. Say you use 2 gallons of gas a day - thats 2.6x10^9 joules per 86,400 seconds, for an average demand of 30 kilowatts. You'd need 75,000 ccs to meet that demand at 0.4 watt/cc - equivalent to 18 gallons. At 4 watt/cc, you'd need a mere 2 gallons worth! Again, charging from or dumping to the mains gives you more flexibility, and in fact makes a lot of sense since your car would be generating power where you are using it, thus matching location of generation with location of demand and avoiding transmission inefficiencies. Plus a true electric vehicle would make far more efficient use of the electrical energy than an ICE makes of gasoline, even with the inefficiency of temporary battery storage, and would simpler besides.

    Of course cost and availability of tritium is an issue, as is safety and proliferation. And heat dissipation should not be ignored. But imagine... never having to stop for gas again.

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  204. Energizer to the rescue... by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

    Don't worry your nuts. Energizer lobbiests are drafting legislation right now to put a stop to this dangerous technology.

    The draft bill says, simply, that the FCC will 'have authority to adopt regulations governing nuclear battery apparatus necessary to control the indiscriminate redistribution of electrons.'

  205. It's not nucler you need to worry about by markov_chain · · Score: 1

    How about 2.4GHz microwave radiation from built-in WiFi cards? Did you know that microwave ovens use almost exactly 2.4GHz? Now put *that* atop your family jewels :)

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  206. Oh my god! Radiation! by XNormal · · Score: 1

    I still think the smartest move the creators of the microwave made was to not clue the public in that somehow radiation was involved.

    The smartest move the creators of the lightbulb made was not to clue the public in that somehow radiation was involved. A lightbulb's radiation has a much shorter wavelength and is therefore more similar to gamma rays than microwave radiation!

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  207. Yes, but.. by patrick.whitlock · · Score: 1

    I'm not real sure that i want a nuclear battery in my lap.. i like my balls just the way they are... they've been good to me

  208. 5, 4, 3 .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BOOM! *mushroom cloud*

    also bring to mind the obligatory Far Side
    "Everybody run, the canary's mutating!!!"

  209. These are *very* interesting by photon317 · · Score: 3, Interesting


    At first I figured the output, while long lasting, would just be too low to be useful. I went to beta-batt's website, got the numbers and did the math. These batteries are surprisingly good.

    The first-gen tritium ones (and tritium ones is probably all we'll ever see in commercial applications) put out 400 microwatts per cubic centimeter of nuclear battery volume, half-lifing at 12 years of course.

    Based on various data I pulled from Energizer's website and Betabatt's website, it comes out like this:

    A regular AA-sized NiMH rechargeable battery (2,500mAh @ 1.2V) can be recharged by a nuke battery of identical volume (picture a companion Nuclear-AA battery next to it) from empty to full in roughly one month. Or five AA-sized nuked batteries could recharge a normal NiMH AA in a little under a week. In either case, that's for years (obviously, the charging rate gets slower as the years go on).

    Even in that form, it's quite useful. Assuming linear scalability in both regular and nuke batteries, that means if you have a device which can last up to two months on a rechargeable battery of some size, you can stick a nuke-charged of equivalent volume to your battery next to it, and between the two of them your device will stay continuously powered for at least 12.3 years.

    Imagine when the next generations come out and get more efficient. I can't wait. For useful largish devices you'll always need a chemical battery for bursty amperage, but have a nuke-batt as a recharger is so handy.

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    1. Re:These are *very* interesting by retrosurf · · Score: 1

      Some back of envelope calculations, before visiting
      the website, have 3 grams of tritium running at
      about .124 milliamps, assuming 100 percent beta
      capture by the battery, on average, for the first
      12.24 years.

      Old style beta batteries were high voltage (18,000
      volts) microcurrent devices. At these voltages, that
      3 grams of tritium is running at about 2.3 watts.

      However, beta capture by a p-n junction would seem
      to imply a much lower voltage (whatever the gap is on
      the junction). Generously assuming a 10 volt
      junction, that 3 grams is running at about a
      milliwatt.

      Photon317 has a AA betabattery charging a AA NIMH
      at about its self-discharge rate, which is a good
      place to start.

      But don't plan on having a Volkswagon Betabattery
      Beetle anytime soon. However, that Porsche
      Plutonium is a hot little model.

  210. Overseas by shmlco · · Score: 1

    Actually, that's why we're working to develop inspections systems overseas in the facilties where the containers are loaded to begin with. All cargo in transit to the US must be transhipped through one of these hubs.

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    1. Re:Overseas by uberdave · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the nuke doesn't have to be in a cargo container. It can be in a yacht or a sailboat. It could be flown in. It could be driven in in the trunk of a car. Heck, it could even be manufactured in the States to begin with, and not have to cross any borders. Good luck stopping that one.

    2. Re:Overseas by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Heck, it could even be manufactured in the States to begin with, and not have to cross any borders. Good luck stopping that one.

      That's probably actually a lot easier to track, especially if you purchase the materials from U.S. agents.

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    3. Re:Overseas by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised to find that Russia hid remote-controlled atom bombs in our cities during the height of the Cold War ... it would sure have been a lot cheaper and more reliable than building ICBMs. Forty years ago nobody was concerned about radiation detectors at seaports, or really cared about border security at all so it would have been no great trick. Hell, this could make a great plot for a movie: terrorists discover that there's a network of old Soviet-era nukes in all the major American cities and are tracking down all the aging scientists and KGB types that knew anything about it so they can set them off or blackmail us or something like that.

      What do you think? Harrison Ford and James Earl Jones? Maybe Ben Affleck and Morgan Freeman?

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    4. Re:Overseas by bcmm · · Score: 1

      What if it isn't on a cargo ship? What if it is in a small private boat?

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    5. Re:Overseas by TGK · · Score: 1

      There is a great deal of circumstantial evidance to say nothing of off the record comments from highly placed sources in the US government (president Nixon among others) to suggest that the Soviets had a low yeild weapon assembled in the Soviet Embasy.

      Beyond that, little data exists... but diplomatic cover is necessary, particularly for the unsophisticated (but effective) devices the USSR produced.

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  211. Re:eh... ten years from now, what are we doing to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Imagine the lawsuits that can come from this!

    America is doomed.

  212. Laptop Battery...Yikes by Procrastin8er · · Score: 0

    I am not sure I want a "Nuclear" battery anywhere my lap.

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  213. kodak disk camera battery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my kodak disk camera the i bought over 21 yrs ago still has a working battery that powers the flash.

    the camera is broken, but i keep it around to show people the amazing battery.

  214. MSDS for tritium by wsanders · · Score: 1

    All you people bragging about how safe tritium is, eat some stuff contaminated with it and let's see how well you do. MSDS (best I could do):

    http://www.emedco.com/emed2/resource/msds/msds_vie w.asp?pd=ca&pf=cbsbm

    Sure, the beta radiation doesn't do much harm. Neither does the beta radiation from radium. Unless it somehow gets into your body.

    OTOH Tritium's half life is only 12.26 years. So once it gets into the environment - and it will what with millions of these "tritium duracells" being tossed into landfills - I would it would be a problem worth investigating. I would expect tritium would behave more or less like hydrogen once in the environment, form salts, etc. Operating a 50W laptop will take SLIGHTLY more tritium than illuminating a watch dial or exit sign.

    Nevertheless this is a good innovation - the security risks associated with current TIGs - each with several Kg of cesium, or something equally nasty.

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    1. Re:MSDS for tritium by fluffy666 · · Score: 1

      I would expect tritium would behave more or less like hydrogen once in the environment, form salts, etc.

      Name three naturally occuring hydrides.. (no, there are none..) Actually, in the environment Tritium mixes fairly quickly with the ocean; even if we assume (on decadal timescales) that only the top 100m of the ocean is mixed, that is a LOT of dilution.

    2. Re:MSDS for tritium by wsanders · · Score: 1

      Yeah, what was I thinking? I am not a chemistry expert, just speculating "where would I go if I were a hydrogen atom". For the record, here is a semmingly authoritative article that describes what happens to hydrogen in the environment, besides being dissolved in the ocean and naturally oxidized in the atmosphere:

      http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2003-08/nsf -asg082003.php

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  215. Re:TheHoosierWeb: A Source of Intelligent Discussi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gigantic page, incompetent photography, ugly people. Lame.

  216. yes but how does the battery work? by nietsch · · Score: 1

    it is all fine and dany that it uses a PN junction to gather the beta radiation, but how it this converted into usable energy?

    As far as I know, the electrons that are emited by this decay are very energetic in the oreder ov 100's of KeV(Kilo electron Volt).
    Since the current == the decay, you have a fixed amount of total charge that can flow, and that are very few AmpHours. That current must be very low for a halflive of 12 years(=105120hours) but it is potentially at a very high voltage.

    But how do they convert this extremly higvoltage/exttremely low current into a usable current/voltage? Is that where this silicon pn junction has some tricks up it's sleeve?

    PLease explain.

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    1. Re:yes but how does the battery work? by just+fiddling+around · · Score: 1
      Well, to completely understand this, a B. Sc.-level class takes about 20 hours. Here is the crash course.

      Also, do not be fooled: KeV does not translate well to Volts. A Kilo electron-Volt is a quantum of energy, a really, really small part of a Joule. (to be exact, 1 eV = 1.602 176 53 × 10^19 Joules) Which means that to heat 1 gram of water by 1 degree celcius, this source needs to emit something like 10^12 electrons directly in it. Not much power, isn't it?

      From what I read in the Spectrum article, the trick is having a whole lot of units in parallel. As each unit is a few cubic microns big, they could jam a whole lot of them in a thumbmail-sized apparatus, plus shielding. Then you can generate interesting power.

      For the rest of the details, you'll have to dig the paper, because I am somewhat out of my depth!

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  217. cor.: the enegy of the elctron is only 18.6 KeV by nietsch · · Score: 2, Informative
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  218. Just the (nuclear) facts, Ma'm by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1

    A little calculation suggests this is a really screwy idea. One Curie is 3.7 x 10^10 nuclear particles/sec. One coulomb is 6 x 10^23 electrons. Assuming each particle is one electron at a (guess) 600 volts, to get 10 watts, you need 10^22 electons/sec. That's 2.7x10^12 Curies, considerably more than the total Tritium ever made. Does someone have a decimal point off by say 10 places?

  219. Re:Laptop?!? by tofucubes · · Score: 1

    wow does this mean bleeding edge desktop replacement that won't run only 2 hours. Who knows maybe it'll be enough to power the next generation CPU and GPU!

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  220. Am I missing something here? by guardiangod · · Score: 1

    "I can imagine lots of applications for this new battery including my own laptop."

    When did spermecide and impotentcy count as applications of a laptop?

  221. photodiodes by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 1

    Exactly. I've had those type of un-oh moments before. I was once debugging an analog IC under the probe station microscope. Except it wasn't behaving at all like what was on my test board. Turn off the microscope light, and presto! things were back to normal. That's one of those lessons you learn the hard way (but you'll never forget again).

  222. special layer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The p-n junction is the basic building block for semi-conductors, so what's so special?

  223. Electronics last 10 years? by failedlogic · · Score: 1

    I'm kinda joking here too but what's the point in a battery that lasts 10 years when most of my electronics will never last that long anyways. Sure I can re-use for another device but if the battery life is increasing, I think the longevitiy of some electronics should last just as long.

    The stuff that is being made nowadays last 4 or 5 years (and I'm young ... in my mid 20s) doesn't seem to last as long.

  224. Not milliwatts, microwatts by ThunderBucket · · Score: 1

    TFA says 400 microwatts/cm^3, not 400mW...

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    1. Re:Not milliwatts, microwatts by cryptochrome · · Score: 1

      Oops. You're totally right.

      Well, multiply everything by a factor of 1000, except the dimensions which you should multiply by a factor of 10. I guess that scraps my whole theory eh? Not so powerful after all.

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  225. Long Term Health Consequences by marcybots · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I dont believe the energy industry friendly epa's ideas about the dangers of radiation...long term exposure to radiation and its consequences would not be a good trade off for having your laptop work longer.
    I care more about my health than my computer and would hope that readers on slashdot would not care only about their own health, but for the health of those in the society around them that sit next to them on the plane when they are using this radioactive device...xrays are harmless but yet the technician stands behind a lead enclosure when they take the xray because over the long term it will wreck your body. I would be seriously angry if people sat next to me in public with a nuclear battery on a regular basis...that worse than second hand smoke!

    1. Re:Long Term Health Consequences by fluffy666 · · Score: 1

      Well, I'd advise you also remove all of the potassium, carbon and hydrogen from your body, they all have extant radioactive isotopes. And no X-rays, of course. And no smoke detector in your house...

  226. It'll pass through their body in 2 weeks. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    You'd have to inhale _a lot_ of it to get a deadly dose of radiation during that period.

    I think they were planning on using the gas form or heavy water, not a tritium-containing compound that will sit in tissues.

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  227. How much power will you get? by podperson · · Score: 1

    I couldn't figure this out from the article, but I assume that since they were talking about applications such as pacemakers and such we're talking VERY low power output for a long time.

    Everyone would love a laptop that can be used 6h a day for 10y without being plugged in (note that you may only be getting 3.5h a day by the 10th year), but this doesn't sound like where they're heading -- more like, say, a clock battery.

  228. Fundamental error in researchers' logic here by planetoid · · Score: 1

    Similar to the way solar panels work by catching photons from the sun and turning them into current, the science of betavoltaics uses silicon to capture electrons emitted from a radioactive gas, such as tritium, to form a current

    Well sure, but only if you defenestrate the bihyperthermal aeonic trasmitters via a series of Gaussian-engine transmutative capacitors, and even then, that doesn't guarantee that the overall torque of the endophotonic plasma difibrulator will reach maximum joules-per-atomic-nanogrammaton. I mean, this isn't rocket science, people.

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  229. The Perfect Power Source For Lightsabers! by Phaedra · · Score: 1

    Can't you see where this is headed? Of course a little tritium gas isn't going to power a lightsaber (what did the How Things Work article say, we needed about 3MW of power to get in the game?) but I can imagine if we cranked up the efficiency a couple of order of magnitude and then swap in a radioactive source with a little more jam we could light up Obi Wan's trusty enforcer. Now just have to figure out where to get those crystals and how to align them...

  230. Hulk Smash by bitswapper · · Score: 1


    Hulk smash puny lead batteries!

  231. 825 mW/mole by swm · · Score: 1

    erp...let's get the numbers right

    6500eV * 6x10^23 * 1.6x10^-19 J/eV = 624 MJ/mole

    You get half of that in 12 years

    0.5 * 624 MJ/mole / 12 years = 825 mW/mole

    So a 25W laptop needs

    25 W / 825 mW/mole = 30 moles

    Now that we have something worth talking about,
    let's look at packgaging.

    Gaseous T2
    30 moles / 2 atoms/molecule * 22.4 l/mole = 680 liters
    mmm...maybe not

    Heavy water T2O
    30 moles / 2 atoms/molecule * 22 g/mole = 330 g = 330 ml

    Lithium Tritide LiT
    30 moles / 1 atom/molecule * 10 g/mole = 300 g

    Water is a bit heavier, but doesn't leave metallic lithium behind.

    At 25% efficiency, we need 1.3 Kg. The p-n junction and a case bring it up to, say, 2 Kg. It's within field goal range.

    1. Re:825 mW/mole by retrosurf · · Score: 1

      I concur with your calculation of .825 watts/mole,
      but you neglect the second step and leap immediately
      to profit.
      That beta particle is captured by a p-n junction,
      and does the same thing for that junction that a
      photon does for the p-n junction in a photovoltaic
      cell. And the 6000 ev present in the beta particle
      is mostly wasted as heat while it is being slowed
      down to the maybe 5 volt range required to liberate
      an electron in the p-n junction.
      I suspect that the depth of the p-n junction is
      very important to its proper operation in a beta
      battery.

    2. Re:825 mW/mole by VoidWraith · · Score: 1

      That's supposed to be taken into account with the 25% efficiency. Presumably that includes the p-n junction and wasted heat.

  232. iPod Batteries!?! by aaaurgh · · Score: 1

    Great... a penlight sized battery with 5kg of lead shielding, like that's going to fit my walkman!?!

    Plus, given the recent case of the kid who tried to repair his iPod and punctured the battery, I think I'd prefer for them NOT to use these ones...

    "No, Mr. President, it's not a nuclear attack, just another kid who washed his iPod by mistake"

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  233. Re:A suggestion maybe by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
    Minor detail. Moderator is used to slow down the fast neutrons from the fission to lower speeds, typically by elastic collisions, on which they more easily interact with the fissile nuclei. The materials used are usually graphite, water, or heavy water. The control rods are from material that does not just slow the neutrons down but absorbs them instead. The materials used are boron or cadmium, or steels with high content of them.

    If I remember it correctly.

  234. Re:A suggestion maybe by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

    Correct. Sorry, I'm getting tired and called the control rods a moderator by accident. However, you'll note that the rest of my post jives with what you just said. (Other than the "control tods" that is. Whatever those are. ;-))

  235. Now I just need a MARK V blaster to go w/ it. by that+_evil+_gleek · · Score: 1

    Many, many years since I actually played GAMA WORLD (rpg), but now I finally how understand the nuclear cells there in, worked... I'd previously figured they must have been micro-reactors... Now I just need a MARK V blaster to go with it.

  236. Sorry by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 1

    I guess this math stuff is just too hard for me. One of these days I'll figure out how to do percentages.

    If you read the article, you know that this particular "battery" runs on tritium gas, which is why the guy I was quoting was talking about volume.

    If we consider a theoretical battery that can use solid fuel, and a three watt (really?) laptop, the 100 cc of LiT to power it would weight 330 grams (11.6 oz) for the fuel part of the battery. Not too bad, I suppose. A thirty watt laptop would be pretty heavy though.

    One good point about the hydride, tritium decays to helium 3, which would escape the battery case, making it grow lighter with time.

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  237. The so-called "p-n junction" by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, is there anyone reading Slashdot that doesn't know what a p-n junction is?

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  238. Re:Is the lead suit included? by Goeland86 · · Score: 1

    But we should have a decade from the moment they're sold to figure it out, since they last so long.
    Besides, to me it seemed that Tritium's decay was around a couple decades, so the question is: has it decayed to a level where it's safe enough to be handled without exhorbitantly priced precautions by the time they're brought in for recycling or not?

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  239. This is far from new by adaminc · · Score: 1

    a Guy named Paul M. Brown, of Peripheral Systems, did this back in like, the 80's, but he used Strontium-90 as the 'fuel' because it also goesnt give off gamma radiation, but only alpha and beta particles, his battery could put out something crazy like 7500 watts per gram of SR-90.

    You can read about it here http://www.rexresearch.com/nucell/nucell.htm [rexresearch.com], his battery design was patented under the company Nucell or something.

    To bad he died back in 2001, mysterious hit n' run. Auto/Oil Industry Conspiracy!!!!

  240. OT: laws by hawkfish · · Score: 1

    All the world's major philosophies are based on a negation of one of these laws Capitalism violate law 1, socialism violates law 2 and mysticism violate law 3.

    Oh, and they are also the three laws of thermodynamics...

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