User: radicalrendell

But wait until they try my....

On: Military Labs Develop Caffeinated Jerky and "Zapplesauce"

... meatinated caffeine sticks! (Certified by the Vegan Authority of Califonia to contain no meat)

Holding off for now...

On: Star Wars Coming To Blu-ray In September

I don't want to waste my money on Blue-Ray... I am holding off until they come out with the Red 4K version. :)

SCO = FAIL

On: Novell Wins vs. SCO

cue keyboard cat!!!

Then,just rip up the pavement and leave the dirt..

On: How To Build Roads To Control How Fast You Drive

Pluses:

• Simpler to design roads
• less dependence on oil
• rough roads and/or mud will slow traffic
• increased sales of shock absorbers, car washes, rubber boots and dust filters will end the recession.
• dirt is plentiful
• speeds are slower
• "high speed cop chases" will look like the "Dukes of Hazzard"

Negatives:

• Your Lambourghini will look funny with "big mudder" tires.

Re:Its a trap!

On: Warner Brothers Hiring Undercover Anti-Pirates

Good point... its "a honeypot".

Re:My only question is...

On: Warner Brothers Hiring Undercover Anti-Pirates

Using their "trace buster busters"! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw3G80bplTg

What qualifies as IT background?

On: Warner Brothers Hiring Undercover Anti-Pirates

Have you ever used BitTorrent? [X] -- Congratulations you are hired!

Enough already!

On: MP3 Player Tax Proposed In Canada

Please can we stop worrying about the artists already? Someone has to start thinking of the struggling lawyers and politicians.

Finally!

On: Amazon Patents Changing Authors' Words

Finally, Amazon can put to use their secret warehouse full of monkeys and typewriters!

Re:Government FRAUD?

On: Congress Mulls Research Into a Vehicle Mileage Tax

Gee, I wonder if he has a relative who just happens to have a research company that could "help out". ;)