I'd like it if all the panty stores were down. The thought of geek chicks and sluts alike being unable to buy panties excites me. What's not to like about girls getting around with no undies?
Why the hell did you waste a perfectly good first post trolling opportunity by posting a completely blank comment?!?!?
If I were you, I would have posted something about how my girlfriend's hot pussy doesn't have any wires attached to it! Or maybe something about a wireless dildo...
Hello, my name is Trollocks - a combination of Troll and Bollocks. I guess you could call me the Bollocks Troll, because everything I say is a load of bollocks. This is my first Slashdot post, but be prepared for more.
I like Asian chicks. Asian grrls are teh s3xy! Mostly Japanese, Chinese and Vietnamese, but Korean or Thai can be nice, too. I like Asian chicks so much I got engaged to a Vietnamese girl. Not only is she h0t, but she is t3h l33t as well. j00 don't know how cool it is to be able to scream out, "w00t! h0n3y you are t3h h07713! i'/|/| g0nn4 fuXX0r y0ur l337 pu55y h4rd!!!!111!" in the throes of passionate lovemaking.
Despite being engaged, I am still a good troll. I check out pr0n sites like this while I'm at work, so that my l33t p3n1s is rock hard when I get home, and I can fuXX0r my l0v3r straight away, even if her pu55y is dry.
I like pr0n search engines, too, because they help me find d1ck-hardening content faster. But c0uld the fu|<|<3r who marks galleries as showing Asian chicks, when they're obviously just white blonde bimbos stop it! It makes it harder to find h0t stuff! When I choose Asian females in the sidebar, I want Asian females! It was interesting and educational the first time I looked at a close-up ph0to of a white pu55y (and a black one, and a latina one, etc.), because I've never seen one up close in real life. But now it's just infuriating!
Hello, my name is Trollocks - a combination of Troll and Bollocks. I guess you could call me the Bollocks Troll, because everything I say is a load of bollocks. This is my first Slashdot post, but be prepared for more.
I like Asian chicks. Asian grrls are teh s3xy! Mostly Japanese, Chinese and Vietnamese, but Korean or Thai can be nice, too. I like Asian chicks so much I got engaged to a Vietnamese girl. Not only is she h0t, but she is t3h l33t as well. j00 don't know how cool it is to be able to scream out, "w00t! h0n3y you are t3h h07713! i'/|/| g0nn4 fuXX0r y0ur l337 pu55y h4rd!!!!111!" in the throes of passionate lovemaking.
Despite being engaged, I am still a good troll. I check out pr0n sites like this while I'm at work, so that my l33t p3n1s is rock hard when I get home, and I can fuXX0r my l0v3r straight away, even if her pu55y is dry.
I like pr0n search engines, too, because they help me find d1ck-hardening content faster. But c0uld the fu|<|<3r who marks galleries as showing Asian chicks, when they're obviously just white blonde bimbos stop it! It makes it harder to find h0t stuff! When I choose Asian females in the sidebar, I want Asian females! It was interesting and educational the first time I looked at a close-up ph0to of a white pu55y (and a black one, and a latina one, etc.), because I've never seen one up close in real life. But now it's just infuriating!
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That's funny, it worked perfectly when I searched for "your mom"!
I'd like it if all the panty stores were down. The thought of geek chicks and sluts alike being unable to buy panties excites me. What's not to like about girls getting around with no undies?
I want to shove my d1ck up a slut's wet pussy. Am I the only one? I know I'd have to use a condom for safety if she's a real slut. Life sucks.
Why the hell did you waste a perfectly good first post trolling opportunity by posting a completely blank comment?!?!?
If I were you, I would have posted something about how my girlfriend's hot pussy doesn't have any wires attached to it! Or maybe something about a wireless dildo...
Fuck Asian pussy without wires!
Hello, my name is Trollocks - a combination of Troll and Bollocks. I guess you could call me the Bollocks Troll, because everything I say is a load of bollocks. This is my first Slashdot post, but be prepared for more.
I like Asian chicks. Asian grrls are teh s3xy! Mostly Japanese, Chinese and Vietnamese, but Korean or Thai can be nice, too. I like Asian chicks so much I got engaged to a Vietnamese girl. Not only is she h0t, but she is t3h l33t as well. j00 don't know how cool it is to be able to scream out, "w00t! h0n3y you are t3h h07713! i'/|/| g0nn4 fuXX0r y0ur l337 pu55y h4rd!!!!111!" in the throes of passionate lovemaking.
Despite being engaged, I am still a good troll. I check out pr0n sites like this while I'm at work, so that my l33t p3n1s is rock hard when I get home, and I can fuXX0r my l0v3r straight away, even if her pu55y is dry.
I like pr0n search engines, too, because they help me find d1ck-hardening content faster. But c0uld the fu|<|<3r who marks galleries as showing Asian chicks, when they're obviously just white blonde bimbos stop it! It makes it harder to find h0t stuff! When I choose Asian females in the sidebar, I want Asian females! It was interesting and educational the first time I looked at a close-up ph0to of a white pu55y (and a black one, and a latina one, etc.), because I've never seen one up close in real life. But now it's just infuriating!
I might be a troll.
Hello, my name is Trollocks - a combination of Troll and Bollocks. I guess you could call me the Bollocks Troll, because everything I say is a load of bollocks. This is my first Slashdot post, but be prepared for more.
I like Asian chicks. Asian grrls are teh s3xy! Mostly Japanese, Chinese and Vietnamese, but Korean or Thai can be nice, too. I like Asian chicks so much I got engaged to a Vietnamese girl. Not only is she h0t, but she is t3h l33t as well. j00 don't know how cool it is to be able to scream out, "w00t! h0n3y you are t3h h07713! i'/|/| g0nn4 fuXX0r y0ur l337 pu55y h4rd!!!!111!" in the throes of passionate lovemaking.
Despite being engaged, I am still a good troll. I check out pr0n sites like this while I'm at work, so that my l33t p3n1s is rock hard when I get home, and I can fuXX0r my l0v3r straight away, even if her pu55y is dry.
I like pr0n search engines, too, because they help me find d1ck-hardening content faster. But c0uld the fu|<|<3r who marks galleries as showing Asian chicks, when they're obviously just white blonde bimbos stop it! It makes it harder to find h0t stuff! When I choose Asian females in the sidebar, I want Asian females! It was interesting and educational the first time I looked at a close-up ph0to of a white pu55y (and a black one, and a latina one, etc.), because I've never seen one up close in real life. But now it's just infuriating!