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Google Might Disappear in Five Years

An anonymous reader writes "Speaking to a packed auditorium at Stanford University in Palo Alto, Calif., on May 12, Ballmer trumpeted the ripe opportunities around Microsoft's sprawling business and questioned the ability of Google to maintain its edge. Clearly alluding to Microsoft's key Internet search rival, Ballmer said: 'The hottest company right now -- the one nobody thinks can do any wrong -- may just be a one-hit wonder.' According to concept developed by Ballmer, the online search engines represent the key points of the future technology, and the leader in this domain, none other than Google, is destined to perish in less than five years. These predictions belong exclusively to Microsoft's CEO who sounds a little like Bill Gates announcing iPod's death."

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  1. Hahaha by BaCkBuRn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Steve, you're such a kidder!

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    1. Re:Hahaha by mollog · · Score: 5, Funny

      (Balmer bends over, takes loafer off foot and pounds on the podium), "We will bury you!" Steve, we're already buried. But we're digging out.

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    2. Re:Hahaha by peragrin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well I feel better.

      Every time Steve, or Bill makes a prediction the opposite happens.

      Google is God and will live forever anyway.

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    3. Re:Hahaha by bostons · · Score: 0

      Its so comfortable to live in our fantasy world.

    4. Re:Hahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here we go again...

    5. Re:Hahaha by smittyoneeach · · Score: 0

      Naw, Mike Myers provides better imagery than Kruschev:
      "Tsha, and (honey)monkeys might fly out of my butt".

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    6. Re:Hahaha by joshdick · · Score: 2, Funny

      "We will never make a 32-bit operating system, but I'll always love IBM." -- Bill Gates at the launch of MSX.

      http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Bill_Gates

    7. Re:Hahaha by octavist · · Score: 1

      This weekend reminds us that, when the Death Star pulls up to a little planet, that the outcome depends on what little planet the Death Star is pulling up to...

    8. Re:Hahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other news, photos of Steve Ballmer and Scott McNealey making like Brad'n'Angelina stoked rumors of a trip to Canads and a civil union in the works for these two fabulous celebrities...

    9. Re:Hahaha by Omestes · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Damn lack of mod points...

      we need a +1 Kruschev reference mod.

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    10. Re:Hahaha by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      People might assume that MS intends to compete in the marketplace. However, I'm sure that Steve's intent was more like, "We will obliterate Google HQ with our ICBM array of patents!"

    11. Re:Hahaha by MynockGuano · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Now is the time on Sprockets when we panic."

    12. Re:Hahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "takes loafer off foot"

      Kruschov didn't, he is clearly seen wearing his shoes, having either had one prepared, or taken one from an aide.

      This somehow makes the comment even more apt.

      Strange I though Google was cross platform, should work fine in 6 years time when MS has vanished ;)

    13. Re:Hahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > (Balmer bends over, takes loafer off foot and

      Can't use just say "Ballmer takes his shoe and"...?

      For the love of Pete, leave the first part out of your description...

  2. We have heard it before from M$ by mgv · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bill Gates predicting the demise of the ipod about a week ago?

    This is typical microsoft FUD. They are so far behind they don't even have a creditable product to show an alternative to. But they will still tell you that there is a superior windows based solution available.

    I guess they owe it to their shareholders to fly the flag. Hopefully nobody will actually believe them.

    Michael

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    1. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by superid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think BG is right though. I have a cell phone and an iPod. I don't *want* both, but I have both. Combine them and make them better than the sum of their parts and I'll happily give up my iPod.

    2. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by garcia · · Score: 0

      Bill Gates predicting the demise of the ipod about a week ago?

      Perhaps he was talking about the current iteration of the iPod(s)? The iPod, in its current state, is kinda boring. Yeah, they came out w/the photo iPod but it doesn't even do video (no, using the circle to click through the stills along w/the audio doesn't count :)). I have a feeling that video players (I have one now) will be the next thing. Will the iPod with its tiny screen and low storage be able to tackle that?

      So yes, most of what Gates said is FUD *but* if soemone comes out w/something better I could see it dying a quick death.

      I won't hold my breath though.

    3. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by thparker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And I won't. Just because you'd prefer to use your phone as a music player doesn't mean it's what a majority of people want, and it doesn't make Bill right. I suspect we'll see a substantial market for both kinds of devices for a very long time.

    4. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by mm0mm · · Score: 4, Funny

      Next Microsoft's official announcement will be "Watch out! Sony's PS3 won't play Mario!"

    5. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Tony · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I guess they owe it to their shareholders to fly the flag.

      Nope. They owe it to their shareholders to do the best job possible to keep their company profitable; they can do that without being bastards. The only time they "owe" their shareholders something else is when they make promises; then they better deliver.

      Case in point: when you say you are going to utterly destroy a competitor (ethics aside), you'd better have a real plan on how to do it. You had better not just have some pithy sayings to throw out at random and not-so-random gatherings. If you say Google is going down, you need a plan on bringing Google down. Even if the plan fails (at which point the board should judge your competence), you need a credible plan.

      Lying to your stockholders by promising things you can't deliver is bad business. Yet it seems MS is on a rampage of deceipt. (That's not really news.) Personally, I think every time they make promises like this, the stockholders should hold them liable.

      But maybe that's just me, being all bleeding-heart and wanting a little accountablity.

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    6. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I think both of them are right, FWIW. I've never seen Google's long term strategy, if they exist in five years it'll either be as an also-ran or as something other than a search engine company. It's easy to see how some dotcoms are able to have a long term strategy - Amazon, for example, builds a brand but actually sells things on the basis of that brand, and does a lot of work to ensure they have a superior shopping experience compared to their competitors. Google's slowly working its way to becoming a portal, a business model proven over and over again to be a disaster for the vast majority of the companies that have tried it.

      The PDA is dead, its functions supplanted by the cellphone. Today no cellphone exists that challenges the iPod, much as no cellphone - at least beyond a few concept phones like the Nokia 9000 - existed six or seven years ago that had the full calender, notes, et al, functionality we see in pretty much everything today. All we need is about $60 worth of additional hardware in a sizable amount of phones (and mobile phone manufacturers have successfully incorporated much more, often for trivial gains, in the past without problems) comprising of a small low-power hard disk and a 3.5" jack, and we're looking at something that can contain MP3s the same way an iPod can. Manufacturers are experimenting right now, but at this point they're just looking at competing with the flash MP3 player market. Given the benefits of a hard disk to the rest of the system, especially with multimedia and camera phones, expect this to become standard issue within the next two or three years.

      Whether any Microsoft technology will be at the heart of any of the iPod and Google replacements remains to be seen. But even Google isn't Google any more. Why would anything resembling it exist in five years? And who the hell is going to buy an iPod if their phone already has all the capacity they need and can play MP3s?

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    7. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by bitchell · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have both and I am quite happy to keep them apart. I don't want a dishwasher that makes me dinner any more than I want a phone thats battery is dead because I listened to some music.

    8. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Walkiry · · Score: 4, Funny

      >The iPod, in its current state, is kinda boring.

      You need to buy better music...

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    9. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just read both articles, they do not mention that google will be gone at all. Where does the header come from.

      640k is enough for everybody - Bill G.

    10. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by ThePromenader · · Score: 1

      Google to disappear in only five years? Yeah, when Pavarotti sings "Banana Phone".

      The Bush adminsistration has taught a lot of lessons over these last years: "Suggest" a lie so outragous no-one can possibly believe it, and wait for the media to repeat it often enough that people do.

      This sort of tactic is typical of somone at once very studied in human behaviour and very worried about his own position. Honest companies who work to make good products and enjoy a certain success because of it may be wary of things underhanded, but they'll never see the need to make statements like that.

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    11. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by lb746 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      when ever i plug in normal headphones to my phone to listen to music, if someone calls me, my phone automaticly answers and i'm suddenly without music and i can hear the caller, but i can't speak to them due to the lack of a mic on my headphones. so i'm then forced to hunt around for my phone and dig it out before they freak out anymore and hang up. at which point even if they hang up, i'm forced to dig it out to put the music back on.

    12. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by burnin1965 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm sure there is a market out there for a cell phone based iPod killer, however, don't assume that what you want, or what Billy wants, is what the rest of us want.

      I'm happy with my mp3/ogg player (iRiver iFP395) and my PDA (Palm Tungsten E). I have no interest what so ever in a cell phone with their over priced billing and crappy service. And with that opinion I'm sure you can easily conclude that I would have no interest in a cell phone that plays music.

      burnin

    13. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by bogado · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Join every wingle thing in one package and when you loose this single (and probably very small) package you loose every single thing.

      Add to that the fact that those "all in one" deals usualy are of poorer quality then the dedicated one. I don't see digital cameras disapearing, sure those cheap "for the clueless consumer" will become the celular phone. But there will be always a better dedicated one.

      For those reasons I would say no. I would expect that all the devices would integrate more easily. I see a future where you could use your cell phone to send the picture you just taken with your camera to some buddy, witch phone is in your
      PDA. All of that would be possible only by those appareils being near each other.

      I see you getting close with your pda to your computer and the pda would sudenly being able to use your keyboard and your 15" ou 20" screen to display their contents. All of this if the computer "turned off".

      When the computer is on it could request to automagicly backup every thing in all devices with a given priority for each device. All of that would be authorized by a master device that would have your private key, this could be a small item in your keychain or inside your wallet.

      Sure there are details to think of, but all of this is possible with the tecnology we have today. Bluetooth make some of those things, and there is a wireless USB on the way.

      Sure you will still be able to take pictures with your phone camera, and use your cell to store some (or all) of the phones from your PDA. But those will be for times where you are caught off guard.

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    14. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by EggyToast · · Score: 4, Interesting
      The thing is, the iPod is already a good device with functionality that could be integrated into other devices.

      The problem is that those other devices would have to drastically change how their services are being offered. I don't want to pay to transfer songs to my phone. I don't want to pay a monthly fee in order to keep my iPhone activated.

      I trust Apple a great deal more than I trust any cell phone company.

    15. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by jc42 · · Score: 1

      They are so far behind they don't even have a creditable product to show an alternative to. But they will still tell you that there is a superior windows based solution available.

      History shows that they don't need a superior windows-based "solution". They've killed off any number of upstarts (e.g. netscape) by offering something roughly comparable. The trick they use is simply putting it on the Windows desktop for "free". 99% of Windows users will use it, and not know or care that there might be an alternative.

      It's pretty clear that they intend to do this with searching. Very soon, Windows will come with a Search icon, which most users will simply use, not knowing or caring whether it has anything to do with google Most of them will probably continue to talk about "googling" for something, while using the MS Search tool, because "google" is now a synonym for "search" in common speech.

      But in the long run, this could be to our benefit. Imagine that google follow's netscape's lead, and open-sources their code. Then, as google dies by being gobbled by some giant soulless corporation, the code will be taken over and improved by a flock of geeks. As google's server farm is sold off, a replacement will arise on millions of geeks' machines, organized by a p2p-style network that's now a distributed OS. Whatever Larry and Sergey end up doing, they'll probably be the spiritual leaders of the google mob, and possibly the de-facto leaders along the lines of Linus's role.

      Bill, Steve and RIAA/MAPP spokespeople will publicly denounce Larry and Sergey as communists and terrorists, of course, in the same subversive class as Linus, RMS and ESR.

      As with the netscape/IE situation, searching will end up split into two different technologies. One will be MS-controlled and MS users' searches will be filtered by what MS wants them to find. The other will become an international, multilingual search system usable on any computer (especially the cheap ones used in Asia, Africa and Latin America). This one will be outside the control of any corporation or government, and will complete the process of becoming the universal source of information that everyone but MS users want.

      (Whether it will actually be in use in China is an open question, though expatriot Chinese will be important in its development, in keeping with much of Chinese history. ;-)

      Anyone else got a good scenario?

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    16. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      Combine them and make them better than the sum of their parts and I'll happily give up my iPod.

      I saw a friend use a new Nokia phone that surprisingly enough used only a scroll wheel for the interface. It didn't have any numbered buttons, just the "Navi spinner" which is the name for their scroll wheel. It wasn't even a touch-sensitive surface and actually rotated mechanically, like the first generation of iPods.

      If this interface is actually being applied to mobile phones, then there is no reason a newer generation of iPods can't have built-in mobile phone functionality with just a little hardware modification and very slight alterations to their outward appearance. The design can be simply altered to have an innocuous earpiece added to the top and a microphone on the bottom, and it would be nearly indistinguishable from current iPod models. Headphones can double as hands-free kits as well, or bluetooth headsets could be used. iPods already have displays and address books like mobile phones.

    17. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by billdar · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wanted an all in one dish-washer/dinner-maker so bad, I married one!

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    18. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Donny+Smith · · Score: 0, Troll

      >Lying to your stockholders by promising things you can't deliver is bad business.

      Oh so you KNOW they can't deliver?

      I recently bought a $500 Windows smart phone (includes a camera and a music player which plays MP3s) and I'm extremely happy with it (yes, it does crash once a week, but it's a small tradeoff for all the good features).

      AFAIK they've already delivered on their promise.

    19. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by golden_spray · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      The mistake most of the other responders are making is that they think that most people want the best mp3 player and the best cell phone. They don't. They want one that is good enough for casual use. Just like phone cameras are killing the point and click digital camera market, and the PDA phones are killing off the PDA market, so too will mp3 phones kill off mp3 players. There will always be niche products, but most people will be happy with a combo mp3/phone/camera/PDA for $400 instead of buying each (and having to carry them all around) for $200. Even if the stand alone devices are better.

      The only issue is how long it will take the technology to develop to allow this. In particular batteries, but also a form factor that works for all four. I'm not sure if we are going to get PDA's in phones, or phones in PDAs. We'll probably end up having both. The cell phone looking devices for most people and PDA looking devices for those who need more computer like functionality.

    20. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      I think these assertions miss the point of software. The PDA as a standalone entity is dead. The PDA functionality is as alive as ever. Therefore if you are in the PDA 'functionality' as opposed to hardware business, you are as viable as ever.

      Same goes for ipod. You can't say ipod is dead because something else does its functionality. You can only say its hardware is dead. Software lives on.

      A cellphone is to US companies is a portal to their service package, and as such, they will try hard to keep cellphones plain. A cheaper cellphone means people will be willing to pay higher contract prices.

      An expensive do it all cellphone makes the phone the primary object and not the service contract.

      There is politics to consider in addition to technology.

    21. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by DigitumDei · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I honestly cannot remember when last I did not feel the need to have my cell phone on me whenever I leave the house. I know that cell phone service in some countries is apparently bad, but here in the 3rd world (South Africa) our cell phone service is very good, so I'd assume that most of the 1st world does have good service.

      Anyway, the point is, even if ipod sales grow and grow, I'm willing to bet mp3 playing phones will grow more (especially outside of the US). The end result will be that the ipod will become just another player, a cool one admittedly, but definitely holding a smaller percentage of the market than it does now.

      To bring this back to the original topic, I think Ballmer may be right. When longhorn comes out and MSN search is embedded in every aspect of the OS (I assume they will do this), google may find their market share dropping drastically. It all comes down to the fact that the vast majority of people (ie. not the /. crowd) will use whatever is there, be it the mp3 player that came with their phone, or the search that came with their OS.

    22. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by thparker · · Score: 4, Informative
      I trust Apple a great deal more than I trust any cell phone company.

      Yup. Conveniently, an article in today's USA Today discusses the wireless industry and their abysmal record of customer satisfaction.

      "In nearly every gauge of customer satisfaction, the wireless industry scores at or near the bottom. Worse than insurance companies. Worse than credit card outfits. Worse than car dealers."

      You'll forgive me if I don't want these people to have anything to do with how I obtain and listen to music. The wireless providers want to maintain of lot of control over these heavily subsidized handsets and what we can do with 'em.

    23. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Music? What does that have to do with my iPod? (Hey, what is this headphone jack for, anyway...?)

    24. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      Funny, we hear Microsoft predicting the demise of something new every few days now...

      Each time it is for something Microsoft sucks at. Can you say projection?

      It is even funnier when you consider that only Microsoft is predicting these things, while the rest of the planet is unanimous in only predicting ONE thing: the death of Microsoft.

      Who to believe?

      I mean why shouldn't I believe Microsoft? When Microsoft promised that the newer version of Windows they were developing would be more secure, more stable and faster, they were right, weren't they?

      Wait... Windows 95 was crappier than Windows 3.1 on all those points... Windows 98 crappier still... Windows ME was even worse, if that is at all possible.

      In closing I only have one question; Is there a way to block all slashdot stories that involve Microsoft bullshitting everyone so that I don't have to even see the headline?

      Thanks

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    25. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      'all-in-one' = VANILLA

      I've always been one to find unique items and integrate them. I don't want Microsoft to take that away from me too.

      The hardware manufacturers are getting better at allowing their devices to integrate with other machines (usb/firewire/bluetooth etc..) - I would like to see that continue.

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    26. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Nobody's saying PDA functionality or MP3 playing or searching is going to die. Gates and Balmer are talking about specific entities. Gates said the iPod will die. Yes, it will. He didn't say MP3 playing functionality will disappear, and neither did I, both of us said the opposite. And yes, it's entirely correct for us to say PDAs and iPods are going to die: PDA functionality migrated to cellphones, but cellphones are not (for the most part), PDAs. PDAs - devices like the Palm Pilot - are no longer relevent to the market.

      iPods of course haven't died, but with iPod we're being even more specific, in that we're not just talking about MP3 players but a specific MP3 player. Unless Apple releases an iPod Phone (highly unlikely), the device itself will eventually become obsolete. And if it becomes an iPod phone, it'll be a phone that plays MP3s, not an MP3 player that communicates.

      A cellphone is to US companies is a portal to their service package, and as such, they will try hard to keep cellphones plain. A cheaper cellphone means people will be willing to pay higher contract prices.
      But they're not. Cellphones contain PDA functionality and it's becoming increasingly difficult to find one without a camera. They're increasing in functionality, and the proposal here - adding a hard drive and MP3 playing - is logical and wouldn't add much to the cost of them. I suggested $60, but that's about the cost of a 2G, 1.8" hard drive from Cornice. In practice, that drive would be replacing expensive flash memory already built into the phone so it might not even increase the cost, and it would be the logical way to make a camera phone more useful.

      Well, if you're going to build a hard drive into the phone, why not add a 3.5mm jack too?

      Cellphone companies are showing no desire to sell cheap, simplified, phones, especially since you're less likely to want to switch if you invest in an expensive phone that works on one carrier only.

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    27. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you had to carry your dishwasher and stove around with you everywhere you might care a little more.

    28. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by ip_fired · · Score: 1

      History shows that they don't need a superior windows-based "solution". They've killed off any number of upstarts (e.g. netscape) by offering something roughly comparable.

      I agree somewhat, but I really think Netscape shot itself in the foot. Netscape 4 was a great browser, and really was better than IE 4. But then IE 5 came out, and what was Netscape's response? Version 6 of their browser sucked so bad that I dropped it immediately and switched, even though I dislike Microsoft. The main problem was that it was slow and a huge resource hog. It never got better, and then Netscape died and was gobbled up by AOL.

      MS then made the mistake by dissolving their IE development team after they had killed Netscape. The underlying technology hasn't changed since October 2001! It's amazing since IE used to release a new version nearly every year. If anything, it just goes to show that MS *needs* someone to challenge them if they are going to create good products. They should stop trying to kill all of their competition and realize that it is actually helping them to make better products.

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    29. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...a cell phone with their over priced billing and crappy service...

      In many areas of a city, and very definitely in the countryside, cell phones are very unreliable. It will still be a long time, if ever, until cell phones become as reliable as POTS. My daughters have cell phones only and rare is the time when we can have an extended conversation with either one of them without the call suddenly getting cut off. Cell phones are extremly convenient adjuncts to regular phone service with call forwarding though.

      As for the iPod being repaced by a cell phone, that will not happen on a large scale since listening to music and talking on a phone are very different activities for most people. I keep my phone in the car almost all the time, but take the iPod into the house and plug it into our stereo system.

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    30. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by SilicaiMan · · Score: 1
      if they exist in five years it'll either be as an also-ran or as something other than a search engine company.

      They are already more than just a search engine company. With all those rumours about the Google OS flying around, it seems certain that they are on a crash course with MS. I don't think they will ever drop their $1B search business though.

      Google's slowly working its way to becoming a portal

      I disagree. I don't see the kind of business that Yahoo or Altavista had.

      All we need is about $60 worth of additional hardware ... and we're looking at something that can contain MP3s the same way an iPod can.

      Again, I disagree. You make the same mistake that most people make. The iPod is more than just a music player. It's a whole new way of making business. What the iPod managed to do that other music players couldn't is to create a market and a complete ecosystem around it. This starts with the iTMS, and expands to all the iPod-enabled accessories from stereo systems, to FM tuners, cameras, voice recorders and even automobile integration. This is the genius behind the iPod. Integrating MP3 playback into a cellphone will do nothing to the iPod.

    31. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by grub · · Score: 3, Funny


      I wanted an all in one dish-washer/dinner-maker so bad, I married one!

      Well... you're not the guy that married my ex-wife.

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    32. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by mmeister · · Score: 1

      Jack of all trades, master of None.

      The reason the iPod is so successful is because it specifically doesn't try to be all things to all people.

      Ultimately, until they can offer 2 weeks of standby time, 10 hours of talk time and 40 hours of music time -- your "both" phone will spend most of its time getting its battery charged.

    33. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by JHromadka · · Score: 1
      I recently bought a $500 Windows smart phone (includes a camera and a music player which plays MP3s) and I'm extremely happy with it (yes, it does crash once a week, but it's a small tradeoff for all the good features).

      Crashing once a week is acceptable for a premium smartphone?

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    34. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by wed128 · · Score: 1

      I dislike Microsoft as much as the next guy, but could you keep the zealotry to a minimum. I noticed you didn't mention the 2000/XP line. These are insecure pieces of crap, but a million times as stable as the dos line.

    35. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by McCheese · · Score: 1

      That announcement would reduce sales of the PS3 due to the fact that Super Mario Brothers 3 will keep coming back as the quality game to emulate.

    36. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by arminw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...Today no cellphone exists that challenges the iPod...

      The reason for this has nothing to do with technology. Apple and Motorola would have had such a gadget out already. The problem is the greedy cell phone companies won't allow it. They want their phone customers to pay for downloads of music over their networks, rather than getting it through their computers via CD ripping or iTunes. There is no money advantage in an iPod phone for Verizon or any other phone service provider. Since cell phones are often subsidized by these service providers, they also want a piece of the music download pie. In the end, if a song will sell still for $0.99, someone has to make less money, either the distributors or the entertainment moguls. I doubt that many people will pay Verizon more for the priviledge of downloading a song from them than from existing on-line services. The music providers will certainly not take less per song, since some of them are wanting to or already have increased the cost.

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    37. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by StreetChip · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ::yes, it does crash once a week, ::but it's a small tradeoff for ::all the good features You should have a stamp on your forehead that says 'Mr. Average Windows User' - you've just described the philosophy of most Microsoft software owners.

      You paid $500 for something that 'crashes every week' and you think this is a good deal. I bet Gates read this post on the way to the bank and was laughing his ass off the rest of the way (at your expense).

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    38. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Akoma+The+Immortal · · Score: 1

      Does the PS2 plays Mario? I tough Nintendo has a Monopoly on that game?

      He would be right then.. :)

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    39. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      I'm willing to bet mp3 playing phones will grow more (especially outside of the US). The end result will be that the ipod will become just another player, a cool one admittedly, but definitely holding a smaller percentage of the market than it does now.

      My guess is that every cell phone also being an mp3 player will have about as much of an effect on the stand-alone mp3 player market as picture phones had on the camera market. Its a gimmick, not a replacement for the real thing,. Particularly at the high end of the camera/mp3 player market.

    40. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Drakonian · · Score: 1

      Good point. People have been predicing "convergence" will be the next thing for a good 5 or 10 years now, but it hasn't happened. Things like the Treo just never took off. I'm intruiged to see BillG pushing it. I think a lot of people prefer the Unix model where each thing does one thing and one thing well. How do you make a phone that plays MP3 with a good interface? And long battery life? And good form factor? The only company I give a chance of designing one properly is Apple, and I still think it would be hard.

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    41. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by plumby · · Score: 1

      But if you only need to carry one device, you could carry a spare battery instead :)

      Anyway, why don't you want a dishwasher that makes you dinner? It may be impossible to build, because the physical features of the two are significantly different, but if they could somehow build one that worked as well as the two separate devices, then I'd have one straight away. It would save space in my kitchen.

      It really puzzles me when people are so dead set against convergent devices in principle. I can understand that you might not like any of the ones currently available, but that's an entirely different issue. If your phone could play music as well as an iPod, was as usable as an iPod and had good enough battery life, then what advantage would you have by carrying both?

    42. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Drakonian · · Score: 1

      I'd also like to add that "convergence"-like devices (I hate that usage) seem to be only popular with Slashdot-like geeks. People who would buy the Treo. The same kind of people who would prefer an iRiver with more features to the iPod. The same kind of people who care about Ogg. The same kind of people that don't have much effect on the market. Apple has a good idea what the mass market wants. Hardcore tech geeks don't. It sounds like BillG is being a hardcore tech geek.

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    43. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They are already more than just a search engine company...(on portals:) I disagree. I don't see the kind of business that Yahoo or Altavista had.

      That's right, and I said they were. Why do people take random sentences and ignore the rest of them when responding to me, even quoting sentences later that point out their previous comment was, essentially, arguing against something I never implied? Geez.

      The point is that Google right now is doing what Yahoo!, Excite, et al, did before it, and what MSN, AOL, etc, started off doing and have reinvented almost as many times as the years they've operated. It's becoming a portal, a mismash of random web-based Internet services that get released when they look both different and cool from the competition. And believe me, that's a good thing. Yahoo's webmail is great and was revolutionary when released, but Google's is sufficiently different for the world to be a better place with it. Yahoo's news system is great and was revolutionary when released, Google's is... well, it's different, and a lot people like it. Yahoo's shopping system is great and was revolutionary when released, Google's is... well, actually I don't see a lot of point in Google's, but in time it'll improve. I find Amazon tends to be beat Yahoo Shopping and eBay anyway in terms of functionality, but that's my personal opinion.

      Yahoo succeeded, just. It's not clear how viable Yahoo is in the long term. Google, when people stop talking about what a wonderful company it is and actually think about what it's doing, has no clear long term strategy either. It seems to be always "Let's do a bit more, only different!"

      I wish them the best of luck, but I don't see a serious thing here that's tying people to Google other than name recognition and being the current leader in something. This isn't Microsoft where they're able to sell an operating system on the basis that everyone else has it, therefore you probably need it if you want to interoperate with the rest of the world. Google searches the same websites everyone else can access. Google's mail talks to the same email addresses the rest of the world does. Google gets their news from the same generic sources the rest of the world does. Only Google Groups comes close to being dependent on something other than technical superiority.

      That's nice for us but it's relatively easy to suggest Google can easily become an also-ran. With patience and the right resources, it can be beaten. One 800lb gorilla is working on that.

      Again, I disagree. You make the same mistake that most people make. The iPod is more than just a music player. It's a whole new way of making business.

      No, the iPod's a music player. The iPod is a little white and silver unit with an LCD screen that can store several thousand "songs" (MP3 or AAC files of approximately 5Mb each) that can play then anywhere. Everything else is a support business that, in concept, doesn't care if it's going onto something with an Apple logo or a Dell or Motorola logo. Apple is trying to change that by controlling who gets to license FairPlay, but that's not enough ultimately to prevent mobile phones with built in HDs becoming the dominant portable music players. The fact that Apple's version is doing this is an implementation detail, and one that's an active handicap to end users.

      To assume Apple will continue draconian control over FairPlay to protect sales of one bit of plastic and metal that, increasingly, will compete against commodity devices is to assume that no competition exists, and that if it does, it wouldn't potentially make Apple irrelevent. There are a wide variety of music stores with various different models, and if people start buying phones with, say, Windows Media DRM instead of FairPlay, then Apple will become irrelvent because people will buy music for those phones and gradually replace their collections.

      So, no, I can't see iPods having a future. T

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    44. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by mkro · · Score: 1

      Microsoft just need to pay people to put the "PlaysForSure" logo on their music stores, and wait for the consumers (You know, the non-Slashdot crowd) to grow tired of different formats and confusion. All they need is to see the PlaysForSure logo on their player and the place they can buy music, and Microsoft is back to their comfortable 95% market share again.

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    45. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you think you'd have to pay a fee? You don't have to pay for pictures on camera phones.

    46. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Clansman · · Score: 1

      You are just talking about technology when ipod buyers and users are thinking about useability and style.

      True, if someone could make a phone that looked like, felt like and operated as easily as an ipod then ipod users would buy that. But most phones are only really good for typing numbers into. So-called PIM features in most phones are a joke compared to a PDA.

    47. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      Notice I didn't mention Linux once. THAT would have been zealotry ;-)

      In all fairness, Windows XP does have more features than Windows 2000, but I have found it to be less stable and slower.

      In fact, Windows XP is what convinced me to stop using Windows:

      About two years ago, The power supply on my home machine ( which was running Windows XP) started failing.

      I brought it in to the repair shop.

      It wasn't obvious that it was the power-supply, because it wasn't failing totally, it was simply having problems supplying peak power at high system load times.

      So to narrow down the list of possible culprits, the technician and I started methodically removing PCI cards, disk drives, etc... Until we were able to isolate the problem, which turned out to be the power supply.

      The problem is that to see if the fault was coming from one card or another, you had to try to boot the computer and see if it would make it to the logon screen.

      The behaviour the machine had when the problem surfaced was that it would reboot spontaneously while I was computing or reboot while the operating system was booting.

      Anyhow, once the problem was identified, the piece replaced, and all the adapter cards were put back in, the computer was still unusable, and this time it was because of Microsoft; having tried to boot the computer so many times with different card combos made Windows XP decide that "The hardware on this PC has changed too much, and Windows must be re-activted"

      Fine, only in one of the various combinations we had tried, we had removed the network card. So Windows XP, in its infinite wisdom had removed the driver for the card, and now that the card was put back in again, it would not function because the driver was missing.

      So it was impossible to re-activate Windows over the internet.

      I DID have the option of phoning Microsoft to re-activate Windows XP, but by this point, I was fed-up and thinking something like

      "So I can expect that when the chips are down (hardware failuer or some other failure), I can expect this piece-of-crap operating system to contribute to my problems instead of helping me get operational?"

      It's bad enough when your computer fails for any reason, but should the operating system ADD to your problems when that happens?

      What if you don't have access to a phone or to the internet and something like this happens? Are you really going to let some two-bit computer software hold you hostage on top of it?

      "More stable, easier to use" my ass!

      That's the day I ditched Windows for good and switched to Linux, and I've NEVER looked back or been tempted to go back.

      I wouldn't call that zealotry, I'd call that being awake.

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    48. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by IckySplat · · Score: 1

      Sony Ericsson P910i
      Phone
      Camera
      PDA
      MP/3 player

      Very very cool toy
      Now if they could just build a 20gb memory stick
      I could ditch my dedicated MP/3 player

      I love my P910i

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    49. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Technology marches on. Whether Google will be a viable product & service mix in five years, or whether iPod will still dominate its respective product categories depends more on their respective companies than what Microsoft will do. Both companies must stay ahead of the curve and adapt. These predictions of doom seem to assume that the respective companies are static, which if you are a competitor to either, that is a stupid mistake to make.

      Both companies are survivors, Google of the dot bomb, and Apple has survived a decade of pundits claiming "Apple is dead". That does not guarantee future success but I think it helps.

    50. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      Particularly at the high end of the camera/mp3 player market.

      ROFL. Using high end and MP3 in the same sentence makes me laugh.

      One thing about technology is that it is always getting better. MP3 playing might be a gimic on phones today, but be primary features of phones tomorrow. I'm amazed that a technology oriented site has so many people that don't realize certain functionalities will converge at technology improves. It reminds of the 640k of RAM will be enough for anyone comment.

    51. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by atavus · · Score: 1

      I've heard this several times, however I've yet to see a Cellphone/PDA mix that I can simply WRITE ON! That they insist on mini keypads that I can't use quickly rather than Graffiti, which I can do quite well (Several pages of notes in 45 minutes) will force me to keep my crappy little Visor Edge, when I'd fork out $500 in a second for a decent Cellphone/PDA combination.

      Like another poster mentioned, combination devices really suck if you use them more than occasionally.

    52. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by EggyToast · · Score: 1
      How do you get those pictures off the phones? in a lot of cases, you need to SMS them to yourself. Sure, the fancy phones let you plug them into your computer, but even those are in the minority.

      The reason we see so many cheap camera phones is because the SMS charges are a huge source of income for wireless companies.

      Ringtones, a 25 second selection from a popular song in low quality format, costs $4. Heck, my cell phone has a USB plug, but I'll be damned if I can't use it for more than just synchronizing my address book.

    53. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by SpinningAround · · Score: 1
      Yeah but the thing is that battery life is only a technological problem to be solved.


      My perspective is that I would LOVE the combination of a decent phone and decent MP3 player. There isn't one out there. I find that to be a far more compelling combination than a camera / phone.

      The 'camera phone' idea seems to have been driven more by the concept of video conferencing than what users actually use their phones for which is a low- to mid-range digital still camera.


      What I want is a phone about the size of my Nokia. That phone is almost cell phone nirvana. All I really want is about three times more battery life in the same form factor. I don't want a battery crushing colour screen. I don't want a camera. I don't want a QWERTY keyboard to send emails with. I just want to make calls and not have to charge it up more than once a week. BUT I would trade my battery life if the tradeoff didn't completely destroy the phone's utility. Unlike my el-cheapo MP3 player, I am sure that they could engineer in a Lithium - Something battery and built in charger controller too.


      Usually I carry one of those memory stick MP3 players. So what would be true convergence? A slightly bigger than Nokia 8130-sized MP3 player / phone with good battery life, reasonable 2-gig+ storage and a decent set of ear-bud headphones. Hell, all they need to do is add a reasonable mic in the bit where the two sides of the phones join in the middle and you would be sorted.


      You cannot tell me that the iPod design team haven't thought of it. The iPod's circular touch pad controller screams old school rotary telephone.

      Shame the iPod / iTunes thing was originally so US-centric simply because the GSM / SIM card thing makes the idea of a cross-network iPod phone combo very compelling. If Apple built an iPod that was about 2 cm's narrower, with a built in GSM phone and good battery life I would go buy it in a heartbeat.

    54. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      There are some reasons why cell phones aren't playing MP3s right now.

      First off, the service providers killed Motorola's iTunes phone because they still think they can make a zillion dollars selling music to people. That's not going to happen. A lot of people will not buy music from their cell phone company.

      Second, most people replace their phone much more often than their iPod. You've got to consider the cost of the hard disk and what that would add to the phone. The fact that the service provider will have to provide some technical support for the thing. The reduced reliability of the phone because of the HD. I just don't see cell phone companies wanting to be involved in all that in the near future.

      Yes, convergence, but not real soon. By that time, perhaps the music is stored on a network and streamed to my phone by Google?

      You will see wireless headsets that can be used with iPod before you see convergence.

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    55. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by sickofthisshit · · Score: 1

      Just like phone cameras are killing the point and click digital camera market,

      Do you have any information to back this up? I'm truly skeptical because most phone cameras lack flash, have very poor resolution, are blurry as hell unless you hold it rock-steady, and lock their photos up so that you have to pay the phone company to get them on a computer.

      Now, I could believe that the 3 megapixel P&S cameras satisfy people enough that there is not a big market for upgrading to 5+ megapixel P&S cameras, but phone cameras seem like something thats being forced down our throats by the phone companies by eliminating all other models, rather than something that people have been throwing away their P&S cameras for.

    56. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Omestes · · Score: 1

      And who the hell is going to buy an iPod if their phone already has all the capacity they need and can play MP3s?

      I would. I'm a firm believer in specialized devices. My iPod is better at being an MP3 player (and protable HD) than my cell phone, which is better at being a phone than my PSP would be, which is a better gaming device than my iPod.

      Name one general purpose device that actually has ever caught on, aside from the PC. Hell, I don't even like me DVD TV, that I own. What happens when the motors and such in it break, I then have a TV with the dead weight of a DVD player inside.

      Look at new cells, with the stupid little camera. Even if they jacked them up to 5 mega pixels, they still would not be as handy as an actual digital camera (which still, on the consumer level isn't as handy as a decent 35mm). Why is it that people here bitch about software bloat, but think that physical bloat is a good idea?

      I really don't mind carrying a phone and an iPod. It's not that much extra work. And both devices are pretty good at their jobs. Sometimes I even carry my digital camera with me, and survive perfectly fine.

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    57. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Techs-Mechs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the beauty of these latest 'predictions' is that it boosts stockholder morale (which is rather delicate) whilst making NO PROMISES nor offering NO M$ ALTERNATIVES nor STRATEGIES. the ugly of it is it further alienates the public by showing a hating bully + reinforcing reasons why they're so disliked

    58. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by TheBlackSwordsman · · Score: 1

      You mean, "Sony's PS3 won't play Halo 7" or whatever sequel they're up to now?

    59. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As they did in the beginning, MS will copy, steal or buy all the technology they need to survive. The demise of Google is only going to come about if MS buys it...

    60. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Wow! Substitute "Citizens" for "Shareholders", "Country" for "Company", "T*rr*r*st" for "Competitor", "Osama" for "Google" ... well, you get the picture.

    61. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Bun · · Score: 1

      Heck, my cell phone has a USB plug, but I'll be damned if I can't use it for more than just synchronizing my address book.

      Luxury! In my day, we had to synchronize our address books, by hand! In stone! Using our bare hands! And we liked it!

      Seriously. I can't even synch my phone. It has all the connectivity, but Samsung never bothered to mnake the cable...

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    62. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think both of them are right, FWIW. I've never seen Google's long term strategy, if they exist in five years it'll either be as an also-ran or as something other than a search engine company. It's easy to see how some dotcoms are able to have a long term strategy - Amazon, for example, builds a brand but actually sells things on the basis of that brand, and does a lot of work to ensure they have a superior shopping experience compared to their competitors. Google's slowly working its way to becoming a portal, a business model proven over and over again to be a disaster for the vast majority of the companies that have tried it.

      I think that you underestimate the potential applications of search. The way I see it Google is in "Model T" stage where they have created the first search engine that is usable for the masses and can get you from A to B. It works for just about everyone, but not as well as it could (or should). They keep innovating on the same theme without diminishing its usefulness. For example, you may or may not be aware that you can txt message google through your phone and get localized results. I was at a subway station unable to get in touch with my friend to find out what bar he was at in the area because he had no service. I knew the name of it, but had no idea where it was and nobody around me had any idea either. I sent a message via google, and it sent me the address! (after a few tries). Which to me was just awesome. That is the kind of night saving event that just makes me thankful to be alive in 2005. If they keep coming up with and refining ideas like that, I could see Google doing the "same old search thing" for many many years.

      Completely unrelated... but I also think that google, in its "were a different tech company" type attitude and marketing, may just be content doing the search thing and being the first new economy company to do old economy things like just staying good at your core competency, remaining profitable and doling out dividends.

    63. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by panaceaa · · Score: 1

      I think you're old enough to start spelling "lose" correctly, don't you?

    64. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have both and I am quite happy to keep them apart. I don't want a dishwasher that makes me dinner any more than I want a phone thats battery is dead because I listened to some music.

      GUI Desktop Environment? I have my UNIX shell, why would I want that? I have a TV and it displays graphics just fine, and I am quite happy to keep them apart.

    65. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by itchy92 · · Score: 1

      I don't want ... a phone thats battery is dead because I listened to some music.

      This appears to be a common gripe amongst people against mp3-capable cellular phones. But I can't imagine this being a major problem: just have the phone disable mp3-playback when the battery is expended beyond a certain point...

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    66. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by masdog · · Score: 1

      Would it be nice to have a cell phone/pda/mp3 player/kitchen sink? You betcha. I would love one of those. Until someone can actually develop the technology to make an all-in-one device feasible, I'll stick to carrying around my seperate devices.

    67. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by bezuwork's+friend · · Score: 1
      It's pretty clear that they intend to do this with searching. Very soon, Windows will come with a Search icon, which most users will simply use, not knowing or caring whether it has anything to do with google.

      I'm going to go out on a limb and say I think you're likely wrong here. For some users, sure, this may work, but for the most I think it won't.

      In my observation, MS won the IE war because the majority of people were too lazy/too unknowledgeable/or unable to get Netscape or whatever. AOL pushed the use of IE, for example. How many of common users' ability was stretched to the limit just getting the computer to hook up to the Internet and work with IE? Nevermind being able to download and install Netscape. Most probably didn't have knowledge or experience of anything other than IE, so why would they even have any reason to look for an alternative?

      Sure, they can try the same tactics, but the barriers to alternatives is much lower in the search engine wars than in the browser wars and the knowledge of the alternatives, I think, much higher in the search engine field.

      Browser wars:
      Knowledge of average user of alternative - likely not high
      Cost to try alternative - high (long download times at least on dial up, requires some technical knowledge - to find download page, select correct version, download, and install)

      Search engine wars:
      Knowledge of average user of alternative - very high
      Cost to try alternative - very low - just a link click or entry of a url

      Maybe if MS had an icon that would open a window lickety-split (?) allowing a quick typer to be getting search results in less than 2 seconds. Maybe this would be enough to pull the same trick as in the browser wars for many users. Even I would use it on occasion. But still, the cost of conversion is so low that I think they will have to do more to cause problems to the alternatives.

    68. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Bun · · Score: 1

      Right. Convergence isn't taking off at all. That's why nobody is buying Blackberrys (oops), or TiVO's (oops again), or media PCs...er, nevermind.

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    69. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by admactanium · · Score: 1
      Microsoft just need to pay people to put the "PlaysForSure" logo on their music stores, and wait for the consumers (You know, the non-Slashdot crowd) to grow tired of different formats and confusion. All they need is to see the PlaysForSure logo on their player and the place they can buy music, and Microsoft is back to their comfortable 95% market share again.
      what confusion? considering the high percentage of the player and legal download markets that apple has, there isn't all that much confusion in the marketplace. either you're using an ipod or you're not. since the majority of the people are using ipods, there isn't all that much confusion.

      it's amazing to me after all these years that people still believe that microsoft can just snap their fingers and dominate a market segment. they haven't been able to really do it since web browsers. sure they're able to get in there and compete purely on brute force, but they haven't been able to just walk into a room and destroy all comers for a while. their IT business is still far behind. they are not the leaders in gaming. i think they might possibly be the leaders in the dying pda market at a point where it's becoming nearly unprofitable.

      they're still talking like the 800-lb gorilla. but nobody seems to have noticed that they've lost a few pounds recently.

    70. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      when ever i plug in normal headphones to my phone to listen to music, if someone calls me, my phone automaticly answers and i'm suddenly without music and i can hear the caller, but i can't speak to them due to the lack of a mic on my headphones. so i'm then forced to hunt around for my phone and dig it out before they freak out anymore and hang up. at which point even if they hang up, i'm forced to dig it out to put the music back on.

      How do you endure such hardship?

    71. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Moofie · · Score: 1

      That's interesting. I replaced my Visor Edge with a Treo 650, and it's been a superb upgrade. I didn't think I'd like the keyboard, but it's actually quite usable.

      Sucky combination devices suck, but this combination device is pretty kick ass.

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    72. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by zerbot · · Score: 1

      http://www.kyocera-wireless.com/7135-smartphone/

      There may be others out there, but I'm quite happy with this one.

    73. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Moofie · · Score: 0, Redundant

      "but I don't see a serious thing here that's tying people to Google "

      I don't go to Google because I like the name Google. I go to Google because it works better.

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    74. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Moofie · · Score: 0, Redundant

      "Name one general purpose device that actually has ever caught on"

      The personal computer. I bet you've even seen one.

      I'll come a little closer to your intent and nominate the Treo smartphones. They're really good PDAs, and really good phones (although they did indeed have some manufacturing problems).

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    75. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I kinda liked "wingle". I'm going to try to use that in conversation today.

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    76. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by skubeedooo · · Score: 1
      True, but I believe it is the majority who do want the two combined, so long as it does the job properly. If the new batch of combined phone/music players don't work out, i am convinced it will be because they have been done wrong, rather than the concept being wrong.

      I don't know how it is in america, but in europe almost everyone has a phone, so having that functionality in an mp3 player is really nice as you don't have to carry around two devices. after all, in these devices what takes up most of the space is the screen+battery, so it is a bit inefficient to have two of each.

    77. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by urbaneassault · · Score: 1

      And, if you were to finish the sentence you quoted from, he said just that...

      Name one general purpose device that actually has ever caught on, aside from the PC.

    78. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      How is tivo a convergence device? It's a new appliance of convience. Do you consider an iPod a convergence device...between a walkman and a computer? :-)

      People are buying blackberrys and media PCs? Look at the take off of console gaming to see how the tech market not simply not moving towards convergence, but actually away from it.

    79. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by lb746 · · Score: 0

      i don't. I tend to avoid ever playing music on it because this becomes so annoying. My phone though (treo 600) allows me to disconnect from the phone network and still run the device, so sometimes I'll just disconnect and lose all incoming calls and messages while i'm say working out or someplace with lead walls and i know I won't get half the calls anyways so listening to the music then is okay. Plus i tend to have the phone out on a desk then or someplace easy to get to.

    80. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Separation of use. What if I want to listen to music and talk on the phone? Or lend someone my iPod and not give them my cell phone? Or vice versa? There is a reason my wallet isn't attached to my keys, even though I always carry them both.

      I wouldn't want a dishwasher that makes me dinner because the probability of problems with a product == the complexity of the product squared. I don't own a hammer/screwdriver or a watering lawn mower and I don't want to.

    81. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by danila · · Score: 1

      PDAs - devices like the Palm Pilot - are no longer relevent to the market.

      Doesn't mean PDAs died. Yes, there is almost no growth and may be even decline (depending on whether you classify things like Treo as PDAs with phone capability or smartphones). Yes, in terms of market share they are being supplanted by phones. But the form factor still has some benefits and it's likely that PDAs will continue to sell. I am currently thinking about getting a Tablet PC or a Palm, but I definitely won't be content with a smartphone (with the possible exception of Treo). I want a bigger screen and a thin light device, while I don't need a good phone at all. That's why I want to get a PDA (to replace my trusty old Palm IIIxe), not a phone with calendar.

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    82. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      One thing about technology is that it is always getting better. MP3 playing might be a gimic on phones today, but be primary features of phones tomorrow.

      Just like calenders, address books, and games?

    83. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Moofie · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Whoops! Moderate me -1 (Bad Reading Comprehension).

      I still think the PC is an excellent example of a powerful, flexible, multifunction machine. Why exclude it from the discussion?

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    84. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Eric+Savage · · Score: 1

      "Nope. They owe it to their shareholders to do the best job possible to keep their company profitable; they can do that without being bastards. The only time they "owe" their shareholders something else is when they make promises; then they better deliver."

      Well, maybe they promised that they would be bastards?

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    85. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mobile technology is still in its infancy. My Symbian phone crashes too, but not that often (maybe once in a few months).

    86. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sony Ericsson P800, P900 etc.

    87. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by danila · · Score: 1

      That's the whole point. :) There can't really be many different general purpose devices in the long-term.

      The PC combines a typing machine, a Minitel-like device, a digital e-mail device, a book reading device, a digital photo-album, an IP-phone, a teleconferencing device, a video playing machine, a music player, a gaming console, a VR simulator, etc., etc., etc.

      Asking someone to name a general-purpose electronics device aside from the PC is cheating. There can be only one!

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    88. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost every camera phone in the market has infrared, bluetooth or both. What is your brand/model?

    89. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by golden_spray · · Score: 1
      From The Register:

      Digital camera market 'running out of steam'

      As for the quality of camera phones, they are going to get better. As the do, more people will stop buying a dedicated cameras P&S cameras. I think that flashes will come eventually too.

    90. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by cpeterso · · Score: 1


      Ringtones, a 25 second selection from a popular song in low quality format, costs $4.

      yet ringtones are EXTREMELY popular. Last year, ringtones sales generated more revenue than CD sales!

    91. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
      The problem is that those other devices would have to drastically change how their services are being offered. I don't want to pay to transfer songs to my phone. I don't want to pay a monthly fee in order to keep my iPhone activated.

      No, the real problem is that the batteries would have to drastically change the amount of service offered. I, for one, don't want to run down my phone's battery by listening to music. And if you don't understand this, you don't know how much of your phone's time and circuitry is spent in a low-power mode.

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    92. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      so having that functionality in an mp3 player is really nice as you don't have to carry around two devices.

      Having all functionality in one device can be really bad, too. Leave music playing and wear out the phone so you can't get calls anymore? Bad.

      On 10-hour airplane flight where phone usage is prohibited, and you can't listen to music? Bad.

      In a gym where cameras are prohibited, so you can't listen to music / take calls? Bad.

      Unable to upgrade/replace any of your portable electronics without replacing ALL of them? Bad.

    93. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by sickofthisshit · · Score: 1

      Yes, but that article is mainly harping on huge growth in camera phones, but only a vague statement that still cameras are "running out of steam" and "seems demand for camera phones could hit demand for digital cameras" and "will find growth harder to achieve."

      There are *already* 4x as many camera phones as digital still cameras being sold, but that doesn't mean that the DSC lost 80% of its market. They are still chugging along just fine. Those extra 4x dinky cameras were mostly sold to people who were buying phones to make phone calls and got a camera thrown in. We're not yet to the point where people are going on vacation, and buy a new phone before they leave so they'll be able to take pictures.

      Any recent hard numbers on still camera growth rates?

      "growth harder to achieve" does not equate to me as "getting killed" unless that growth rate is going negative. Losing 15% of their potential market by 2010 is just a prediction, and still isn't a big percentage.

    94. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1
      What on earth gave you the idea that Microsoft needs to make better products? IE is a complete loss for Microsoft as they give it away for free (or more accurately, hide the cost in the 'windows' package). Why would they be interested in improving the browser? They try to improve Office, simply because they need to sell it, but IE? No extra margin from that one.

      So all in all, no mistake from MS at all.

    95. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Bun · · Score: 1

      TiVO is almost a convergence device. It's basically a merger between a VCR and a computer. Dump in a web browser and keyboard, and you're done.

      People aren't buying blackberrys and media PC's? I think they are.

      Right. No convergence in gaming consoles. That's why you can't play a DVD in a PS2/Xbox, or play against your friends online...oh, wait...

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    96. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      Why is it that people here bitch about software bloat, but think that physical bloat is a god idea?


      You think that having to carry six different little gadgets with you everwhere (and change six sets of batteries, and deal with six different sets of user interfaces, six different service contracts, etc) isn't bloat? I don't want to have to carry around more than one device, maximum. (Actually, I don't want to have to carry around any devices... but until they invent software that requires no hardware to run, I will have to settle for one device :^))

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    97. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by SilicaiMan · · Score: 1
      That's right, and I said they were....Geez.

      You misunderstood my point. My point is that I don't see Google heading towards being another Portal a la Altavista, Yahoo and MSN. It does have a great variety of services, but they are not being marketed as a portal, at least not in my eyes. And, I didn't mean to put words in your mouth.

      It seems to be always "Let's do a bit more, only different!"

      Well, people thought that the search engine wars were over, and the market was over-saturated. Google changed this. Nothing wrong with doing a bit more and differently. I think Google knows quite well that if they stand still and stop innovating, the market will catch up, and bigger companies like MS can wrestle them out. That's why they're constantly trying to be a step ahead of competition. Seems to be working so far. Is it a sustainable approach? I'm not sure, but for the short term it looks like it.

      No, the iPod's a music player.

      Exactly the same way the Monalisa is a bunch of brush strokes. By itself, the little white gadget known as the iPod is as you describe it. And, had it been marketed that way, it would've spectacularly failed. It's all about marketing, and how the customer perceives how your product will fill a void in her life. It doesn't have to be true, but as long as the customer believes it to be, she will buy. To that extent, the iPod is much more than an MP3 player. It is a statement of lifestyle. Even with cellphones that play MP3s, many people will still buy iPods because of the impact it has on how they see and feel about their own lifestyle. The "cool" factor, if you will.

      We're talking about portable music players, not wishy-washy concepts.

      Marketing is definitely not a wishy-washy concept. The way a product is marketed defines the product itself. As a music player, the iPod will die, nobody argues with that. But, as a business, the iPod will thrive because people who buy iPods are buying something more than just a music player.

      And, no. I don't own an iPod :)

    98. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by fbonnet · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think every time they make promises like this, the stockholders should hold them liable.

      Sure, MS stockholders Bill and Steve should hold MS execs Gates and Ballmer liable for their promises...

    99. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by bit01 · · Score: 1

      Heck, my cell phone has a USB plug, but I'll be damned if I can't use it for more than just synchronizing my address book.

      On Linux check out Gnokii and Gammu. I have a cheap phone and I've been using a combination of Gammu, ImageMagick, and Sox to upload/download my own pictures and sound. MIDI sites and software can be handy also.

      Agree with you about the wasteland that is the mobile ringtone/media industry.

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    100. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by SilicaiMan · · Score: 1
      I said:

      [Google] does have a great variety of services, but they are not being marketed as a portal

      Well, with Google releasing their personalized homepage, I stand corrected.

    101. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      "You will see wireless headsets that can be used with iPod before you see convergence."

      Exactly. I find it far more likely that Jobs will bring us a cell phone killer than that Gates will bring us an iPod killer.

      People are overimpressed with Microsoft. They have three profitable divisions: business software, desktop OS, and server OS. They have three not as bad as they used to be businesses: small device windows, internet access, and gaming.

      If they take out Palm, AOL, and PlayStation, then maybe I will take them seriously as a threat against iPod. The more likely effect of this is to prevent other people from competing. Apple will be the initial player and Microsoft will become the number two. Apple will set prices with their economies of scale; Microsoft will match those prices and lose money (just as they do vs. AOL and Sony).

      People view Microsoft as this awesome force (2a. The power to inspire dread.). In truth, they got lucky once (IBM basically forced them to purchase DOS for IBM's computers) and did a smart thing once (we may think of them as being behind Apple in regards to GUIs, but they were ahead of WordPerfect and Lotus...what really mattered). Most everything else has been skiing down hill.

    102. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why go with the all in one when you could have had 2? Just because you can't marry 'em both?

    103. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by ady1 · · Score: 1

      one word. clutter I switched back and forth between doitallphone and classic phone. The truth is that where classic phone is far more conviniet in terms of battery life right now, I would rather carry a car charger and one doitallpda then N separate devices which can only do N things

    104. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by DigitumDei · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure whether you're being sarcastic or not?

      I know many people (myself included) that use the calendar and address book features of our cell phones. Though I know almost no one who uses their cell phones built in games (not including ngage users).

      Okay, so maybe they are not primary features. But I wouldn't buy a cell phone without calendar and address book functions, since I use them regularly and I have no intention of carrying around a PDA as well to do those functions.

    105. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Err... And yes, these are all rolls that the PC invented... Thank you. Or at least most of them.

      This is what I meant, the PC is the only general computing device that has been invented worth its weight in salt. Well, besides it's spawn, the laptop, of course.

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    106. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Dreams and practicality, the eternal conflict. I'm sorry, my cell/GBA/camera/PDA/mp3 player will ALWAYS suck at each task more than a specialized device, and then when we couple this with the future video/dishwasher combo we can see how silly this is. I want my cell and mp3 player to be VERY small, I want everything else to have an actual viewable screen, meaning big.

      God knows I've learned enough interfaces throughout my life, a few more won't kill me, if they make them SIMPLE. I want everything to run WELL, meaning making the proc not split between 5 million different tasks. I want things to be stable, meaning SIMPLE, again. The more you add to a device, the more complicated it becomes, the more complicated the more buggy, the more buggy, the less stable. You see this reasoning? This is something that even future advances in tech cannot help. Things should work, and be simple.

      Do you really need to carry them all around with you? I am still at a loss to think of even a single portable device that most people actually NEED. Except a book, of course. But then again I am a geek luddite.

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    107. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      To see gaming consoles as an example of a move away from convergence you have to remember that, by and large, all serious gaming was done on a PC. Now huge segments of the gaming population are migrating to console games. Essentially replacing a convergence device with a specialized one.

      2.5 million blackberries sold isn't really indicative of a trend. Your stock graph doesn't even show sales figures, but...stock price. And it doesn't address media PCs. Besides, PCs can *already* do everything a media PC does; a media PC is simply more specialized. Hardly converging.

      Same with a TiVO. I was recording TV shows on my PC with a Hauppauge card back in in 90s, the TiVO a specialized box to do just that. Another example of movement away from convergence to specialization.

      Have you noticed that the all-in-one printers that do copying, printing, scanning, etc. aren't really top sellers.

      I have no doubt that some hopeful company will release a cell phone that will play mp3s, and (at risk of pulling a CmdrTaco) I also have no doubt that it will be a mediocre seller. People haven't exactly flocked to the mp3 playing watch.

    108. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Oh sarcastic, or perhaps sardonic. Many people (including myself) used the calculator and address books of phones for a week, and then no more. Of course there are many more people than many people.

    109. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Donny+Smith · · Score: 1

      >Crashing once a week is acceptable for a premium smartphone?

      Of course it is.
      I am not running 911 service here.

      I deliberately wrote about the crashes to give you guys something to be happy about.
      Honestly, I don't see what's the big deal - after all, it's a Windows OS - very convenient, but it has its quirks.
      I reboot it and it's back.

      Okay, let me give you an idea why Windows - I had big problems synching my calendar - one application in the office, another at home and yet another on the phone. The same with address and phone book.
      I value fixing these inconveniences at about $15/week. In a year, that's more than I paid for the phone. That's about the ROI.

      I looked at Treo - fewer features, too big for my liking. I looked at some other phones/PDAs - there was always something that I didn't like. The phone I bought had all the features I liked and has very few annoyances (as I said, it crashes once a week and another one is that Windows is sometimes slow to respond, that's about it).
      It excells in everything else.

    110. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Bun · · Score: 1

      I don't know about 'serious gaming', but Sony, Sega and Nintendo have sold an awful lot of their consoles. PC gaming is a niche market compared to the consoles.

      I had a conversation with a collegue the other day. He and his wife fight over their Blackberry to see who gets to use it first. Another friend refers to his as his 'Crackberry', because he can't believe how he got so dependent on it. That kind of 'got to have it' feeling is what will drive the convergence market here. Most cell phones do enough contact management for your average consumer (where price will keep BB and Treo a luxury item) - enough to drive down the market for PDA's. But for business users, especially those in sales, these are definitely 'wanna have' items.

      TiVO is a VCR on steroids. The fact that a few hobbyists with Hauppage or All-in-Wonders were doing the same thing years ago is not the same as having a product where a character on "Sex in the City" cries when hers breaks. I really don't see how you don't view a super-programmable video recorder as a convergence of computer technology and home video appliances.

      I would suspect those combo printers are not top sellers due to the business markets. I do know that most of my friends have one of those at home because they save desk space.

      I think convergence in consumer media products is happening almost subliminally - gradually and inexorably, so that we hardly notice it. But each year they add more features that we get used to, and come to expect. It's only when we look back and remember things like cell phones that didn't even have clocks on them that we realise what's been happening.

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    111. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Sure TiVO is a VCR on steroids, and the VCR sure benefited from them. But I don't see how you can't see how it is a computer...that does less than a computer.

      Convergence is about combining the features of products (a watch and an mp3 player; a printer and a scanner; a pencil and a pen; etc). You can either see the TiVO as a superVCR or a watered down computer, but it's not the combination of a VCR and a computer. A computer with a tv tuner and corresponding software is the combination of a VCR and a computer.

      I notice convergence happening to some product lines, and I avoid them because they are generally poorly designed and a like separation of use. Sometimes I want to jog and listen to music, a really tiny mp3 player is perfect for this. That same really tiny mp3 player would be an awful phone because it's way to small to be comfortable.

      So what about that mp3 playing watch? They are pretty stylish and have gotten decent reviews, but I sure don't see a lot of watch listening.

    112. Re:We have heard it before from M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you currently use your "doitallpda" to listen to music for extended periods of time? I mean, I've bought into convergence enough to not carry a separate PDA, but that was only because my largest PDA use was looking up numbers to punch into my cell phone. The other uses were modest and a combined phone/PDA handled them adequately.

      But to listen to hours of music on an extended flight? I'll use my iPod for that. And on vacation, I'll leave my laptop at home and use my iPod for storage of my digital photos until I return home. A music player is not something I find valuable in a phone.

  3. "Might" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bill Gates might turn into a dog.

    Aliens might show up and kill everyone on Earth.

    Slashdot might not ever dupe a story again.

    Might is a powerful word.

    1. Re:"Might" by ShinSugoi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, but might doesn't make it right!

    2. Re:"Might" by jtseng · · Score: 0

      "Bill Gates might turn into a dog."



      And computers might not need more than 640k of memory.

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    3. Re:"Might" by alexhs · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Slashdot might not ever dupe a story again.

      Mmh, that one is clearly impossible :)

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    4. Re:"Might" by digidave · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's mildly disturbing that your 'aliens' option is the most probable.

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    5. Re:"Might" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially if you don't have "right."

    6. Re:"Might" by joeslugg · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you meant to say, "Might is a mighty word."

  4. He may be right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but then he may not be. Predictions are an uncertain thing, especially those concerning the future.

  5. Five years from now... by swingkid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Steve Ballmer will still look like Uncle Fester.

    1. Re:Five years from now... by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1
      Steve Ballmer will still look like Uncle Fester.

      You mean even more like Uncle Fester. He's not pastey white enough yet.

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    2. Re:Five years from now... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      lol, I did an image search on Ballmer and he seems to be kinda Googlebombed in the image search? I couldn't find any Ballmer references in the Addams Family gallery anyway. :-)

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    3. Re:Five years from now... by lbmouse · · Score: 0
    4. Re:Five years from now... by The+Wookie · · Score: 4, Funny
    5. Re:Five years from now... by nsupathy · · Score: 1

      He looks like young Palpatine.

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    6. Re:Five years from now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been wondering if Balmer hadn't had a bowel resection and the surgeon accidently lopped off much of the top of his pointy head, along with what little brain tissue was existent.

    7. Re:Five years from now... by mesmartyoudumb · · Score: 1

      I wonder how long before everyone realizes that steve balmer can do whatever he wants and still never have to work again(aside from tax evasion).

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  6. You expect anything different by mondoterrifico · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You honestly expect anything different to come out of monkey boy's mouth?

    1. Re:You expect anything different by springbox · · Score: 1

      No, because it's really in the company's best interest to make it seem like they're on the forefront of technological innovations even if they've fallen behind in areas.

  7. Already more than one-hit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Google has been verbed, it isn't easy killing something that has been verbed. When you search for something you 'Google' for it, MSNing for something just seems wrong.

    1. Re:Already more than one-hit by tehshen · · Score: 1, Funny

      When you search for something you 'Google' for it, MSNing for something just seems wrong.

      And when you slashdot something, it's the worst of all ;)

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    2. Re:Already more than one-hit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm with you. And I'm not sure about the one hit thing either.

      Lets see, I used to have a hotmail account, I ditched that for my Gmail account (which I love BTW), so thats one product.

      I ditched mapquest for maps.google (or whatever it is, I just google for it :) ), so that's two.

      I ditched all other search engines for Google, so thats three.

      Desktop search, I haven't gone there yet, but I think you know where I will go first. Thats four.

      Steve, I think you are delusional, and wish you the best once reality sinks in.

    3. Re:Already more than one-hit by JPelorat · · Score: 0

      Unless the killing of it is what generates the verbing. Then it's too late.

      Borked, for example. And Bobbitted.

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    4. Re:Already more than one-hit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly!

      "In five years kleenex will be dead"
      "In five years xerox will be dead"
      "In five years ceran wrap will be dead"

      Yeah right!

      The funny thing is, Microsoft isn't verbed yet. If they didn't chose the generic term "windows" maybe they would be verbed by now. Nope. They were stupid.

      Hey Bill, you should call Longhorn "Winblows". At least we'll all remember that one when we thing "OS"

    5. Re:Already more than one-hit by ajnsue · · Score: 1

      I am too cautious to dismiss this comment. When was the last time you were paid a visit by a Google salesperson? Sorry the place M$ made its money was in the Corporate BoardRoom -- Talking the C*O's into to drinking the koolaid. Google will have a hard time getting the consistent flow of revenue without corporate accounts. Cash Flow improves revenue projections, which improves valuation, which encourages re-investment -- which keeps the cool stuff coming.

    6. Re:Already more than one-hit by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      ... how does that make it more than one-hit?

      that's exactly the ONE HIT they have and still the only one thing I use google for.

      not that there's anything wrong with it though, there's nothing wrong with being one hit wonder if you can keep that hit going.

      "OMG FORD ONLY MAKES CARS!!! LOLOLO MITSUBISHI OWNS THEM AS MITSUBISHI MAKES A SHITLOAD OF OTHER THINGS TOO LOLO" -- sounds stupid eh?

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    7. Re:Already more than one-hit by f0rtytw0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you have any digital photos you can also use Picasa which is from Google. The "I'm Feeling Lucky" feature in it is fantastic. So you can add that to your list of hits.

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    8. Re:Already more than one-hit by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      I remember when I used to "yahoo" stuff. While still round they have dropped in importance. I used to use them all the time but over time I began to notice other people using google and while using different search engines, noticed that google consistantly did the best job. ver time, I switched to Google. the same thing could happen to google if somebody comes out with better services than they do. Do you yahoo?

    9. Re:Already more than one-hit by shri · · Score: 1

      You MSN someone... you Google something. Sometimes you Google someone who want to MSN with the hope that there is something...

      Sorry .. idle banter, but my point is, MSN is also a pretty damn popular word.

      I MSN people more than I google things.

    10. Re:Already more than one-hit by mph_az · · Score: 1

      No; most people would rather slashdotted than be goatsed.

    11. Re:Already more than one-hit by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      Google is a verb meaning "to search for information". Useful. I like that.

      And "Microsoft" is a synonym for what, exactly?

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    12. Re:Already more than one-hit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything isn't about you, and it's quite clear to me that your habits as a consumer do not reflect those of the ad-clicking populace.

    13. Re:Already more than one-hit by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Sorry the place M$ made its money was in the Corporate BoardRoom -- Talking the C*O's into to drinking the koolaid. Google will have a hard time getting the consistent flow of revenue without corporate accounts. Cash Flow improves revenue projections, which improves valuation, which encourages re-investment -- which keeps the cool stuff coming.

      I see you did pickup something about running a business, but it also seems you did not understand a thing about the text you just reproduced, nor do you seem to understand much about Microsoft and their market, for that matter, you don't seem to understand much about this concept called market, so lets start there:

      When you are trying to make some money by selling some product, you will have to find potential customers and turn them into actual customers.

      The whole group of potential customers are your 'market' and you'll hav eto find and address themone way or another in order for them to know about you and your product.

      Now, if your market consists of large corporations, then the boardrooms you were talking about might be the right place to be.

      If your market is the general public, then those boardrooms are not likely to get you any customers (they may get you other things like alliances with other companies maybe)

      Microsoft did a very good job, using its former alliance with IBM, in getting one of its products in almost every large corporation. This was not achieved in the boardrooms of those corporations however, it was achieved by a strategic alliance wiht one big corporation.

      A huge factor in this is also that since many people got an IBM PC (clone, but still called IBM PC at the time by many), a company that was about to make a choice for some kind of computer system could save itself quite a bit on training by picking a system that many people knew already.

      Only after those things were in place, boardroom talk was needed to maintain the status quo, and with each incarnation of the MS system, they managed to make it more expensive for corporations to change to another system so that the insentive to change is only there with people who have to look further into the future then just the next 1 or 2 years (only those people will get to see the real cost of this choice)

    14. Re:Already more than one-hit by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      I MSN people more than I google things.

      And I skype people... I do not have MSN and I never had a reason to change that since none of the people I want to keep contact with over the net uses it anyway.

      Google I do use a few times a day.

      Point is that google made it into dictionaries by now, and afaik MSN did not. That should say a lot more about how much it is used and how long that has been the case already then the experience of a single user (being it you or me).

    15. Re:Already more than one-hit by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      MSNing for something just seems wrong.

      Mmmm, sinning for something...

    16. Re:Already more than one-hit by beforewisdom · · Score: 1
      Google has been verbed, it isn't easy killing something that has been verbed. When you search for something you 'Google' for it, MSNing for something just seems wrong.
      Years ago I had a boss who was an ex-microsoft employee and he used Internet Explorer exclusively. However, he still saved his "bookmarks" rather than adding his "favorites".

      "Bookmarks" was Netscape's term.

      It has become part of the language as well.

      We have all seen where Netscape has gone.

    17. Re:Already more than one-hit by jo2y · · Score: 1

      So the secret to immortality is to become a verb?

    18. Re:Already more than one-hit by mranchovy · · Score: 1

      And "Microsoft" is a synonym for what, exactly?

      "Boy that computer sure Microsofted--I had to actually unplug it and plug it back in to get it to work again."

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    19. Re:Already more than one-hit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet bookmarks are still in every major browser, even if they arn't always called 'bookmerks'. :)

    20. Re:Already more than one-hit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and now "verbed" has been verbed...

    21. Re:Already more than one-hit by mcguyver · · Score: 1

      As of today, Google is a one hit wonder. Why?
      -G has been around for only a few years
      -Half of G's revenue is derived from AdWords
      -G's PE ratio is through the roof

      People point out services like gmail, froogle, G News, answers, etc yet none of them generate significant revenue. G openly admits froogle is a flop. They are unable to take G News out of beta. Their search appliances are a good example of expanding their portfolio of products yet no one on /. mentions it. What G needs to do is pull another rabbit out of their hat and diversify into something other than AdWords. Whatever it is needs to generate revenue. M$ has been doing this for decades and while their products may not be the best, their $50 billion in cash is enough to give them bragging rights.

    22. Re:Already more than one-hit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's very easy to kill something once it's been verbed (or nouned), because suddenly it isn't related to the old company anymore. Consider aspirin, Kleenex, Xerox. Not that the companies that came up with them are doing badly -- but they're not the only players in the market by far.

      The biggest problem with the Microsoft search technology thing, in my opinion, is that it seems more tied to searching the desktop. When I google something, I am not googling for a specific file, I am googling for a concept. New and better ways to find files on my computer are nice, but I rarely say, "I wonder what information my computer has on what restaurants are good around my area." Heck, I've gotten so used to the Internet and Google being my information vendor that I'd rather Google "vsprintf", for example, than look it up on my computer.

      Also, I think the fact that Ballmer is talking about search engines at all is telling. As others in this thread have pointed out, Google is not predicating its success on search anymore. The only thing I still used Yahoo for was mail and directions. Now that Google has both mail and map functionality (AND a local business search function), I don't go to Yahoo (or Citysearch) anymore. Search is old and tired -- we long ago found out who's the best in that category.

      If anyone wants to see what the REAL future of the Internet is, in my opinion, might want to check out http://answers.google.com./ Pay a small amount of cash, ask a question, get an answer. And there's MILLIONS of guys out there with "library science" degrees and no real jobs (vying for the five hundred librarian jobs left) who could do it! :P And won't MS feel silly when they get their search engine all set up and ready and people look at them and say, "You want ME to search for that crap when Google does it for me?" :)

    23. Re:Already more than one-hit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, you like all those products, but did you pay a penny?

    24. Re:Already more than one-hit by Gondola · · Score: 1

      When you say you "MSN" someone, are you talking about instant messaging them via Microsoft Messenger?

      I've never seen or heard anyone saying that they "MSN'd" someone. IM is a generic term, as it should be. I use Trillian as my IM app because I have MSN, Yahoo, AIM, and ICQ accounts -- all because there are a few holdouts on each one that I want to keep in touch with.

      If MSN went away, those friends of mine who use MSN exclusively would just have to pick something else to use.

      If Google went away I'd be pissed. I'd be forlorn. I'd be using search engines I don't really care for that don't do what I want.

      See the difference?

    25. Re:Already more than one-hit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Google has been verbed, it isn't easy killing something that has been verbed.

      Tell that to the people who wrote for suck.com

    26. Re:Already more than one-hit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > When you search for something you 'Google' for it, MSNing for something just seems wrong.

      Hmmm...

      "Father, forgive me, for I have MSN'd."

    27. Re:Already more than one-hit by dfjghsk · · Score: 1
      but you didn't pay a penny to Google for those services.. because you are not google's customer -- the advertisers are.. the only way we can really know if Google has successfully moved into other areas is to see what revenue they are generating from their other products/services.

      Your post is completely useless for that purpose.

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    28. Re:Already more than one-hit by ajnsue · · Score: 1

      Wow - from the sound of it I must have missed that day in B-School. Of course I have to stick by some of my original ideas. Microsoft has managed to keep loading the Corporate world with more and more solutions. An entire desktop suite, replacing a number of better competitors. A web/e-commerce solution, an Email solution. All areas outside of their original (assumed)core-technical emphasis, operating systems. I believe they did this by having an exceptionally aggressive and energetic corporate sales focus. Balmer sounds more like a salesman than a Executive. And what do I hear from Google's executives....? I dont like M$'s products but I respect the company.

    29. Re:Already more than one-hit by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Hmm, sorry, my initial post was a bit harsh there.

      Wow - from the sound of it I must have missed that day in B-School. Of course I have to stick by some of my original ideas. Microsoft has managed to keep loading the Corporate world with more and more solutions. An entire desktop suite, replacing a number of better competitors. A web/e-commerce solution, an Email solution. All areas outside of their original (assumed)core-technical emphasis, operating systems. I believe they did this by having an exceptionally aggressive and energetic corporate sales focus. Balmer sounds more like a salesman than a Executive. And what do I hear from Google's executives....? I dont like M$'s products but I respect the company.

      Oh, I don't think we are in disagreement with regards to the result, rather, we are in disagreement about how MS achieved it.

      While I agree that they did some briliant marketing to get where they are (and I do respect them for managing this), what I observed while working for a big competitor to them in the 90s is that their primary entrence into the corporate world was by means of the end-user and by promoting a situation where there would be no real choice when looking at the short term outcome. The board of directors of the average corporation was mostly involved after they already achieved those things.

      The big money is in corporaions, but big numbers are in the home user and small business markets. By achieving some nice marketshare there, they created a market for applications for their platform, making it very attractive to bigger corporations also due to such easily available applications (with reasonable prices, compared to those on min/mainframe computers that is, which was at the time the prices big corporations were used to).

      You are right of course that this was decided in the 'boardroom', but I don't think you are right with regards to how MS played that game, from my observation at least it was not by being there with their salesmen so much as by confronting corporations with a situation where chosing something other then their platform was going to be quite a bit more expensive upfront.

      Going back to Google, they have the end-user, and as long as they manage to keep it that way, they will get the number of views that makes advertising proffitable. They have the best advertising system currently around, which makes many people help them making their proffits (and getting a share in it). Their salesmen? I never saw them, yet I do use their products, like most users on the net do.

      Bottomline, Google's market power is with numbers, just like it used to be with MS. Those numbers come from people like you and me, not from the corporate world. Unlike MS, Google seems to have a way to make money from those numbers without depending on the corporate world intensively. That said, I did see some ads for some real big corporations among the google ads I have on my own website.

    30. Re:Already more than one-hit by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

      >> MSNing for something just seems wrong.

      Yeah, it's pretty balmered up.

    31. Re:Already more than one-hit by noidentity · · Score: 1

      I thought MSNing something was when you made it disappear from search engines.

    32. Re:Already more than one-hit by Jalu · · Score: 1

      Strangely, here in the Netherlands, Microsoft has been verbed. Dutch say 'MSN'en' (MSN'ing) when they mean chatting over MSN Messenger or any other IM-service...

  8. Microsoft's strategy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can interpret the Ballmer quote as: "we intend to buy it... and make it suck."

    1. Re:Microsoft's strategy. by Jaseoldboss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No they want to get rid of Google because they couldn't buy it.

      They'll probably integrate MSN Search into *everything* including the XBox and then reserve a couple of million dollars for when they get sued for anti-competitive practices.

      Much as I'd like an Insightful mod point I've only stated what M$ have done ever since they've had a dominant product to abuse.

    2. Re:Microsoft's strategy. by hayh · · Score: 1

      Tcha... as if anyone can afford Google. Isn't it more expensive (per share) than the S&P 500?

    3. Re:Microsoft's strategy. by Omnieiunium · · Score: 1

      I honestly don't think they would make it suck. They most likely realize that it is better then what they have. If they were to buy it, I would say they would just take all the algorithms and just use them in their own searchs. Think of it more as taking the enemy and stealing everything they own. Then killing it.

  9. Not again.... by BWJones · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ballmer said: 'The hottest company right now -- the one nobody thinks can do any wrong -- may just be a one-hit wonder.'

    Rather than post that as news, it and the iPod bit from Gates should be moddable. I am thinking Flamebait or Troll, and by Balmer's same logic, Microsoft may not be here in five years either. :-) Seriously though, this is classic Microsoft. "We are not in the market now with a competitive product, but once we are... boy you better look out because we are going to dominate! Granted, Microsoft's business model is to throw something out there that is usually half baked and then refine it until it works just good enough. They then leverage their monopoly and dominate the market. So, Google's dominance may not in fact, be everlasting but Google has shown the world how to make a search engine that works and is simple and elegant. If Microsoft wins the search engine market, our search engines will be cluttered with ad upon ad and suck up amazing amounts of bandwidth. In reality, given a level playing field, I believe the market will continue to speak and decide on the best browser, which right now judging from my logs appears to be Google.

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    1. Re:Not again.... by RootsLINUX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've actually been noticing that Microsoft's "MSNBot" web robot has been sucking up much more bandwidth from my site than it should. Here's a comparison of the bandwidth consumption by robots on my site last month:

      MSNBot: 47.18 MB
      Inktomi Slurp: 4.39 MB
      Googlebot: 1.71 MB
      WISENutbot: 787.08 KB
      Alexa (IA Archiver): 1.27 MB
      AskJeeves: 531.41 KB
      Walhello appie: 667.89 KB
      LinkWalker: 68.96 KB

      So MSNBot consumes more than 27 times the bandwidth than Googlebot. Therefore I consider your statement "Microsoft's business model is to throw something out there that is usually half baked and then refine it until it works just good enough" to be highly accurate. Granted 47MB isn't a huge amount of bandwidth, but it's still more than it should be.

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    2. Re:Not again.... by Goeland86 · · Score: 1

      wait... best browser is google? I take it you meant best search engine? Kinda confused there...

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    3. Re:Not again.... by ScorpFromHell · · Score: 1

      In reality, given a level playing field, I believe the market will continue to speak and decide on the best browser, which right now judging from my logs appears to be Google.

      [sic]Google is a browser??? Well then ... I am spiderman!!! :D[/sic]

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    4. Re:Not again.... by Khomar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The thing that impresses me with Google is that they are not a "one hit wonder". Yeah, their search engine is very impressive, but it could disappear within five years. Has anyone checked out Gmail lately? Or Google Maps? Or any of the other products they have been coming out with? Google is producing web software that is technically excellent and extremely usable.

      In my mind, Gmail's biggest strengths are not in its massive size or even the searching capabilities. It is all of the little touches that make things easier: automatic popup of contacts as I start typing, tracking conversations by e-mail, keyboard shortcuts, saving e-mail sent from 3rd party software -- all of the little touches that make it a joy to use.

      Why do I bring this up? This is not just the strengths of a single product, but it is indicative of the level of quality and eye for detail that defines the company of Google. They know how to make great software -- from a technological viewpoint as well as user experience. Microsoft may be able to kill parts of Google (ie. certain products), but they will have a difficult time keeping this great company down. If one app gets killed, they can always come out with a new one. The strength of a company is not in its products but in the quality of their people, and right now, it looks like Google has the very best.

      No, Ballmer, I think Google will be around for quite a while.

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    5. Re:Not again.... by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Indeed.

      One might also argue that one of Google's strongest points of distinction is the inherent guarantee of unbiased search results.

      They take in advertising dollars, sure, but they'll never risk their online credibility by allowing ad revenues to corrupt the sanctity of their results.

      Microsoft's search technologies on the other hand.. well, I may not be 100% convinced by MSN's anecdotal leaning towards IIS servers, but I'm certainly skeptical of that engine's inclination towards unbiased search results.

      No thinking person will ever take MSN Search half as seriously as Google if they can't trust the results. Granted, this will be of little consequence to the remaining 99.8% of the world..

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    6. Re:Not again.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why five years?... Oh... because that's when Longhorn is coming out. I understand now.

    7. Re:Not again.... by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Actually if Microsoft goes on the same way they are now, I think they are going to be the ones being in history books with a little flock of developers within let's say 10 years. They are now already burning up their income cash on stupid projects so my guess is that they will be break even the next 2 years. All current profit is already virtual (meaning, it is profit because of (legal) smart calculations, not real cash) Wait until they actually have to pay out dividends to their shareholders or actually have to pay out a descent fine for their monopolyposition

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    8. Re:Not again.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In five years, we'll all browse with Gbrowser ! You are new here aren't you ?

    9. Re:Not again.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It is all of the little touches that make things easier ... all of the little touches that make it a joy to use. ...[it's] not just the strengths of a single product, but it is indicative of the level of quality and eye for detail that defines the company ... they know how to make great software -- from a technological viewpoint as well as user experience."

      Wow, users really like it when software is functional and well-designed with attention to detail!

      Maybe those crazy Apple people are onto something after all!

    10. Re:Not again.... by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      If Microsoft wins the search engine market, our search engines will be cluttered with ad upon ad and suck up amazing amounts of bandwidth.

      And will favor IIS servers over Apache, and will support IE better then anything else (if it supports another browser at all) and requires activeX and requires a seperate desktop application )yeah, nonsense, but if thats what it takes to exclude others...)

      A bit over the top_ I bet. But the above (and parent post) do contain more then a bit of truth wrt what MS would do.

    11. Re:Not again.... by graffix_jones · · Score: 1

      Well, there's the proof... any Microsoft technology will obviously suck 27x as much as the competition. ;)

    12. Re:Not again.... by jdub_dub · · Score: 1

      Ditto. MSNBot consistantly uses more than 10-50x more traffic than Googlebot. So much so that I had to actually BAN it from parts of my site. (It was using up 20% of my monthly bandwidth! It was rediculous!)

    13. Re:Not again.... by mspohr · · Score: 1
      Microsoft has not been successful in any endeavour where they can't leverage their monopoly in operating systems. That's what makes Google such a threat. Microsoft always has difficulty competing where they can't force people to use their dogfood.

      That's why Google has a chance because they are doing an end run around Windows by using the net.

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    14. Re:Not again.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The strength of a company is not in its products but in the quality of their people, and right now, it looks like Google has the very best.
      Watch where the bright people are going for a leading indicator. Useta be Microsoft, now it's Google. Most of the bright people leaving Microsoft start their own businesses but some are going to Google.
    15. Re:Not again.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Minor peeve, not negating your point at all, but you're not really comparing bandwidth in any meaningful way here. The MS Bot is pulling more information from your site, or MS is not caching the data for as long.

      To quantify bandwidth over an absurdly long period as a month gives way to all kinds of interesting, but useless facts. This isn't your fault, recently ISPs have been doing this to "cap" usage. A horrible business model, really.

      47 MB per month is utterly insignificant, (except in terms of pay-per-Mb usage) averaging to a paltry 145 bps. 30 year old modems can handle twice that without even trying.

      What would be more interesting is knowing the peak bandwidth utilization over a shorter duration (5 min?) for each of the bots.

    16. Re:Not again.... by BostonPilot · · Score: 1

      >>Microsoft may not be here in five years either.

      Maybe they will exist, but with continued predictions-without-merit, maybe they won't be relevant?

  10. One-Hit Wonder? by _Hiro_ · · Score: 1

    What about the search appliance, Google Desktop, and my personal favorite, Picasa?

    And no one can forget the Google Gulp!

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    1. Re:One-Hit Wonder? by bahamat · · Score: 1
      What about the search appliance, Google Desktop, and my personal favorite, Picasa?


      Don't forget Google answers, blogger, directory, froogle, groups, hello, images, keyhole, local, mail, maps, news, translation and, a few other things.

      Yea, those google guys don't have much going for them. Definitely out of business in five years.
  11. Good Luck by bradleycarpenter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I use google because I like google. I wouldn't use microsoft even if their search engine were superior. I'm happy with what I have, and do not plan on changing for a good long while.

    1. Re:Good Luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Slashdot user exhibits blind hatred of Microsoft, news at 11.

    2. Re:Good Luck by lb746 · · Score: 0

      .... in other news google maps helps old ladys cross the street as slashdot users rejoice in another google article. in all reality though, look how often google puts out some new project. Their 20% rule they have (employee's are allowed to spend 20% of their paid work time on their own project) gives them a really good opportunity to develop projects they think would be innovative and great to have. That's where most of these projects we see posted here once a week come from I assume. Whens the last time microsoft let the engineers actually decide what to build and why to build it?

    3. Re:Good Luck by Drantin · · Score: 1

      Personally, I think everyone using a non-IE browser should use MSN search at least several times a day, if just to scare whoever next checks on the usage stats at just how many people don't use IE...

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    4. Re:Good Luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does any of that have to do with the parent comment?

  12. very un-classy by yagu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the fine article: "I've lost track of the number of times people have said the personal computer has reached its limits," said Ballmer.

    Well, I've lost track of the number of times Ballmer and/or Gates has predicted the next wave in technology and were wrong.... One I found most notable was in 1999, when Gates at a keynote speech said within a couple of years, everyone would be communicating with their computers via speech. And, unless you count shouting "@(*$&#@(*&$" at a recalcitrant PC as communicating via speech, he was dead wrong.

    Notable about his wrongness wasn't the "missed" prediction, in my opinion, it was how off-the-mark his vision was -- a vision easily and with little intuition would have predicted no PC/speech interaction, even if the technology completely stepped up to it (it didn't).

    It seems pretty clear to me Ballmer/Gates use the bully pulpit not to make clear and visionary statements about the future, but instead to state what they want the future to be as it relates to:

    • future sales of Microsoft products
    • squelching growth and/or success of real or potential competition.

    Ballmer's bad-mouthing and demise-forecasting statements are more of the same. What is it with Microsoft and its leadership anyway? Nobody expects them to be patsies for the industry and its competition, but they'd earn a little more good will and respect themselves if they'd show a little for the others in the industry who have demonstrated real innovation and have contributed to the industry.

    I'm probably risking troll karma with this post... but really think Ballmer, and Gates need to be called on this each time they make these public statements... Remember, Ballmer is the guy who, in reference to the DOJ investigation of their business practices said of the Attorney General (and I'll just paraphrase)..., "attorney general can go to Hell".... very rude in and of itself, and unforgivably, he used a "go to"....

    1. Re:very un-classy by mopslik · · Score: 1, Funny

      And, unless you count shouting "@(*$&#@(*&$" at a recalcitrant PC as communicating via speech, he was dead wrong.

      Seems like heaven for Perl coders:

      "At left-parenthesis asterisk dollar sign ampersand hash at left-parenthesis asterisk ampersand dollar sign."

    2. Re:very un-classy by justforaday · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What I find funny about all their missed predictions is that everyone expects Microsoft, with the ridiculously dominant position they're in, to be the ones leading the world to those predictions. I have yet to see Microsoft actually leading the way in anything...

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    3. Re:very un-classy by Reverend528 · · Score: 1

      Remember, Ballmer is the guy who, in reference to the DOJ investigation of their business practices said of the Attorney General (and I'll just paraphrase)..., "attorney general can go to Hell".... very rude in and of itself, and unforgivably, he used a "go to"....

      I'm pretty sure hell is considered harmful as well...

    4. Re:very un-classy by ravind · · Score: 1
      and unforgivably, he used a "go to"....

      Yes, it would have been much more classy if he had just used:

      Call Hell(Byref Attorney_General As Object)

    5. Re:very un-classy by killmenow · · Score: 1
      I have yet to see Microsoft actually leading the way in anything...
      Here's one: marketing.
    6. Re:very un-classy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sure, if you completely ignore their absolute dominance of the user-friendly PC software market.

    7. Re:very un-classy by MadEE · · Score: 1

      "Here's one: marketing." Apple kills them there.

    8. Re:very un-classy by Alan · · Score: 1

      Uhmm..... not really, MS is a fantastic marketing company that happens to make software as well. Apple marketing is good, but still lacks the mass market appeal or that of big business. And by that I don't mean that everyone calls their mp3 player an iPod (great marketing), but that apple still has a very small market share compared to MS, and it's mostly because of their marketing tactics. Well, that and the fact that MS marketing also includes strongarm tactics :)

    9. Re:very un-classy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      s/user-friendly/barely good-enough/

    10. Re:very un-classy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Here's one: marketing.

      Damn youngsters. Sorry, I really don't see anything new or different than the pioneering work of IBM, or even DEC (to just stay in what passes for the tech sector). Hell, I've worked with ex-DEC drones who have said as much.

    11. Re:very un-classy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AT LEFT-PAREN SPLAT DOLLAR AND HASH AT LEFT-PAREN SPLAT AND DOLLAR!

      Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
      Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

    12. Re:very un-classy by killjoe · · Score: 1

      They have had a long string of abject failures and me too products. Amongst the MS products that were supposed to "dominate" the market?

      IIS, SQL server, Money, Microsoft at work (fax machines and copiers and such), xbox, three products tied to tv (all of them dead), orange, etc...

      It's amazing to me that they haven't been able to leverage their windows and office monopoly to other products and gain new monopolies even though that's their primary business plan. A string of spectacular failures and a bunch of me too products is all they can muster.

      Go linux, go open office, make the MS monopoly products less profitable and MS will go down hard.

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    13. Re:very un-classy by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      I just wonder, how much experience do you have with systems like viavoice and dragon dictate and the like?

      Notable about his wrongness wasn't the "missed" prediction, in my opinion, it was how off-the-mark his vision was -- a vision easily and with little intuition would have predicted no PC/speech interaction, even if the technology completely stepped up to it (it didn't).

      Hrm, I have been using a speech interface for some of my computers for almost 15 years now. About a decade ago, such speech interfaces still required special hardware, but had become very usable for things like controlling the system and dictating mail and other text.

      Around that same time, the first systems started appearing that could do those things without special hardware, and within a few years (talking 1996-98), the requirement for special hardware had dissapeared completely.

      What did stay was the need for training the system in order to reliably dictate text (usually not needed for system control since it uses a much much smaller vocabulary)

      So, in 1999 BG has this keynote speech, and while his prediction was not very realistic for many reasons, it was quite feasable technically back then, and is even more feasable today. You will find it is being deployed very succesfully )and has been for the last decade) for medics and lawyers and some other groups of users, all of which happen to have somewhat specific use paterns, and have a need to keep their hands free and/or a need to produce text faster then their typing skills would allow. Dictating to a voice recorder and having a typist type it out is a viable alternative at times, but not always.

    14. Re:very un-classy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the four P's of marketing (Product, Price, Place and Promotion) Apple rocks with Product and Promotion. Microsoft kills them with Place and Price.

    15. Re:very un-classy by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      To be fair,

      Gates at a keynote speech said within a couple of years, everyone would be communicating with their computers via speech. And, unless you count shouting "@(*$&#@(*&$" at a recalcitrant PC as communicating via speech, he was dead wrong.

      IBM ViaVoice and Dragon Naturally Speaking (and perhaps some other products) allow anybody who's interested to dictate and control their computer via speech right now. It's affordable and easy to set up... so anybody who *wants* to speak to their computer can easily do so right now. (Except, perhaps, if they run Linux... are there any dictation products for Linux?)

      He may have been wrong saying that "everyone" will be using it, but he's not "dead wrong" by any stretch of the imagination. I dictate to my MacOS X computer all the time. You could go to Fry's tomorrow and, for $30, pick up ViaVoice and do the same to your PC.

      Of course, this is Slashdot, so naturally you have to spread FUD about Bill Gates.

    16. Re:very un-classy by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Xbox "domination" is actually going exactly the way Microsoft planned. They knew, as everybody did, that beating the PS2 in the first generation (and probably the PS3 in the second generation) is hopeless, and nobody realistically expected that to happen. Maybe in another 4-5 years, Xbox will be ahead.

      (As I recall, the goals were more-or-less:
      First generation: Grab a non-trivial amount of the market.
      Second generation: Beat Nintendo.
      Third generation: Beat Sony.)

    17. Re:very un-classy by yagu · · Score: 1

      I have enough experience with voice recognition software... and have been disappointed and pleasantly surprised at the same time. But, even at it's best I find the constraints burdensome for any day to day or common use. For restricted idiomatic uses as you pointed out speech recognition is very good, and very useful.

      But, this is not what Mr. Gates said in his talk. He pretty much waved his hands and said everyone would communicate that way, and the would be the main interaction with computers. He said this in 1999, and said the transformation would essentially be complete in a couple of years. That never happened. That never even came close to happening.

      Assuming all of the technical hurdles were overcome (which still have not) the transformation of interacting with computers didn't, wouldn't, and won't happen more than anything because people don't interact well with inanimate objects. It's already unnerving and distracting enough to be around people talking on headsets for cell phones -- it takes a second look to realize they're not talking to "you" or anyone around "you", but are talking to someone on the phone. It's socially weird and always will be. And in the example of cell phones, that's a person actually talking to a real other person!

      Imagine an office land of cubicles where people sit and gab all day to and with their computers as a main interface. It's just not going to happen. And that social setting isn't solved by giving everyone headsets, that hasn't worked even for using phones! (Yeah, there's a such thing as call centers where everyone uses headsets, but that's their defined job, and that's just how they do it... doesn't mean people LIKE having headsets on all day.)

      So, back to my main and original point in my original post..., I think Mr. Gates' motivation is way different than yours. He isn't talking about making the world a better place by making computers easier to use, he's talking about making the world a hungrier place where people continue to be coaxed into the upgrade vacuum.... with empty promises of technological nirvana...

    18. Re:very un-classy by yagu · · Score: 1
      You're right to be fair... another poster replied on a similar note.... Here is my reply.

      I'm not shooting down technology, and specifically not voice recognition.... it's pretty cool stuff... I'm mostly trying to frame and set context to what Gates and Ballmer say and do... they're very little about advancing technology, and very much about advancing Microsoft.... admittedly their jobs, I just think they're incredibly disingenuous in their approach. And, with their recent affinity for attacking the competition they're rhetoric has taken an even more ugly turn.

      Lots of FUD is spread in slashdot about Gates, Ballmer, Microsoft, etc.... I don't think that's what I was doing.

    19. Re:very un-classy by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Maybe in another 4-5 years, Xbox will be ahead."

      Or maybe it won't.

      The same thing was said for orange, their set top boxes, the msn tv thingie, their version of tivo, MS money, etc.

      Given their 0% batting rate for achieving domination in the last 5 years I would not bet on MS to dominate any new market let alone maintain their current monopolies.

      --
      evil is as evil does
    20. Re:very un-classy by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      they're very little about advancing technology, and very much about advancing Microsoft.... admittedly their jobs, I just think they're incredibly disingenuous in their approach.

      What does a perfectly reasonable quote from Bill Gates about speech recognition have to do with this? I guess I don't see what your example has anything to do with your point. Especially since the quote has to do with Bill Gates talking about advancing technology.

    21. Re:very un-classy by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      I have enough experience with voice recognition software... and have been disappointed and pleasantly surprised at the same time. But, even at it's best I find the constraints burdensome for any day to day or common use. For restricted idiomatic uses as you pointed out speech recognition is very good, and very useful.

      Well, the thing is to differentiate between technically working and being usefull in practise.

      It is however not limited to very specific idiomic use, I have been playing text adventures and muds with it, write all kinds of general mail and documents etc, and it works pretty well for those.

      Too many constraints for day to day use? definitely, but those are seldom of a technical nature.

      Imagine an office land of cubicles where people sit and gab all day to and with their computers as a main interface. It's just not going to happen. And that social setting isn't solved by giving everyone headsets, that hasn't worked even for using phones! (Yeah, there's a such thing as call centers where everyone uses headsets, but that's their defined job, and that's just how they do it... doesn't mean people LIKE having headsets on all day.)

      So, back to my main and original point in my original post..., I think Mr. Gates' motivation is way different than yours. He isn't talking about making the world a better place by making computers easier to use, he's talking about making the world a hungrier place where people continue to be coaxed into the upgrade vacuum.... with empty promises of technological nirvana...


      Those are real issues, and tell quite a bit about whz speech recognition and todays use of computers are just not a very good match for most people.

      All I wanted to point out is that more then a decade ago, the main technical issues were under control already. That we didnt get much further then that has all to do with demand for the tech and little with its capabilities.

    22. Re:very un-classy by wrand · · Score: 1

      I wonder if we can make a list of all the predictions that Microsoft has gotten wrong over the years. Of course its easy to make fun of them since they have all the big guns, I'm sure there are lots of little companies that also make just as many bad predictions, they're just not around anymore for us to make fun of them. Honestly though I think you could start a mutual fund based around investing in Microsoft's advice. Though the basis would be to invest in the opposite of whatever they said. Hmmm...Maybe that's what Microsoft does already, and that's how they are all so rich, they manipulate the market by telling everyone the opposite of what they think.

      2005, Gates said: 'I don't think the success of the iPod can continue in the long term, however good Apple may be.' Buy Apple, Buy Apple...

      2005, Ballmer said: 'The hottest company right now -- the one nobody thinks can do any wrong -- may just be a one-hit wonder.' Buy Google, Buy Google...

      Those are the only two I can find direct quotes on, but there was the whole thing about Java, and the Internet back in the 90s...so I've made a suggestion about something you might here in the future...

      Future, Ballmer said: 'This Biotechnology, Nanotechnology, heck technology, in general, its got maybe another year, oh and computers suck too.' Hmmm?

    23. Re:very un-classy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how furious would i be if i had to actually SPEAK every single word/input/command i wanted to give my computer?

      i can't even pronounce half that shit.

  13. Developers! by drewzhrodague · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!

    Seriously. Just like our current government, just because you say something is one way, does not quite make it so.

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    Zhrodague.net - I do projects and stuff too.
    1. Re:Developers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Developers! Developers! Developers!

      You forgot: breathing breathing

      Developers! Developers!

    2. Re:Developers! by drewzhrodague · · Score: 1

      Hehehehehe!

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      Zhrodague.net - I do projects and stuff too.
  14. Just like MSN was going to supplant the web by shotgunefx · · Score: 3, Insightful

    right...

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    -William Shatner can be neither created nor destroyed.
    1. Re:Just like MSN was going to supplant the web by Johnny+Mozzarella · · Score: 1

      I think you meant WebTV.
      In the future everyone will be surfing the net and reading email on their TV.

    2. Re:Just like MSN was going to supplant the web by shotgunefx · · Score: 1

      I'm fairly certain I remember around the mid 90
      s, gates saying something to that effect.

      Unfortunately, not having a lot of luck googling for it.

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      -William Shatner can be neither created nor destroyed.
  15. Will M$ disappear in 50 yrs? by dslmodem · · Score: 1

    Just curious.

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    ^(oo)^pig~

  16. case in point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Given that internet search/indexing is a commodity Google will have a hard time sustaining any profitability in the long term.

    1. Re:case in point by Synkronos · · Score: 5, Informative

      Which is why they are branching out into about twenty thousand _other_ ventures. Maps, Blogger, Video search, Keyhole, Picasa... etc etc etc http://www.google.com/options/

      --
      Playing poker with a joker and some Uno cards
    2. Re:case in point by crmartin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Its not like Google's revenue has anything to do with search, except as a way to pull people to their site. But they get revenue by presenting targeted ad content.

      Now, whether ad=paid services are a feasible long-term model is another question, but the broadcast networks have managed for 50 years, and last I looked Yahoo was making money.

    3. Re:case in point by Sc00ter · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yah, because they don't do anything else... Google Groups Google Answers Google News Google Maps Gmail Google Catalogs Froogle Blogger Desktop Search Keyhole Picasa

    4. Re:case in point by mr+i+want+to+go+home · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The thing is, is that Google is becoming much more than "just a search engine". Have you seen the range of services they offer these days?

      Microsoft have missed the boat again. Not only that, but they had really no idea where it was headed in the first place. Sure, search will be important but it has always been important, even in the days of library card indexes. Google's future is in a web 'platform'. They've got the tech and the brains to do it. And right now, it's obvious that the head honcho's and Microsoft have their heads up their arses so far that they just can't see the bigger picture.

    5. Re:case in point by Various+Assortments · · Score: 0

      On what do you base that assessment?

    6. Re:case in point by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 4, Informative

      Given that internet search/indexing is a commodity Google will have a hard time sustaining any profitability in the long term.

      Spidering and indexing might be considered comodities, catagorizing is not, at least judging from the difference in qualitz of results between the different engines.

      Also, I do not remember Google (or any other search engine) asking me for money in order to get search results, so I somehow suspect Google doesn't earn its money from just being a search engine. Search technology is extremely important for them of course, and is the backbone of their enterprise, but its services on top of searching that is what the game is about.

    7. Re:case in point by Eric+Giguere · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As others have already pointed out, Google makes the lion share of its money from ads, though they do sell their search technology itself via things like their search appliances, partnering with companies like Amazon, etc.

      I think, though, that one of the keys to Google's success has been its ability to create simple, automated processes wrapped around its technology. Want to promote your stuff? A few screens to fill out and $50 lets you start an AdWords campaign. Want to make money? Cut-and-paste AdSense code onto your website to start displaying relevant ads automatically. Want to integrate search? Use the Google APIs to query Google's main index. Got products to sell? Submit a product feed to get listed in Froogle. Want to index specialized documents? Write a plugin for the Google Desktop tool. And so on... They seem to go to great lengths to make things simpler to do. That's the key part of their culture that has made them successful. IMHO.

      Eric
      (And yes, I have a new book on Google coming out mid-June so obviously I like what they do!)
    8. Re:case in point by Infestivus · · Score: 1

      I must agree. Microsoft is getting pretty self-centered lately, aren't they? Not only do they want their upcoming mobile system on cellphones to crush the iPod, they want to crush Google too, and they want people to believe it'll happen. Either that or they think it's actually going to happen. The latter is more likely, seeing as how many acts of stupidity Microsoft has been putting on lately.

    9. Re:case in point by david.heyman · · Score: 4, Informative
      Speaking of Web Platforms. Check out Robert X. Cringley's column this week. He discusses the Google Web Accelerator (which currently can't be downloaded) and says:

      what I DO know is that the Google Web Accelerator effectively turns every user into a thin client, whether they know it or not.

      He also says about some point in the future when Google is a platform that at that point:


      Its a GoogleWorld that requires no AOL, no Microsoft, no Intel, no HP or Dell -- only Google, cable companies, telephone companies, users, and of course advertisers and web page producers.
    10. Re:case in point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their quartery financial reports.

    11. Re:case in point by emilv · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, they have missed the boat many times. It's just that Microsoft has it's own boat, which seems to be pretty big, so they'll eventually catch up and ram the others.

    12. Re:case in point by jacquesm · · Score: 2, Informative

      well, after having spent upwards of $10K on adwords I have but one little comment to add: it doens't work. period.

      Google systematically overreports the number of people they claim they send you, and there is no arguing with them about this, it's their way or the highway. Since the total traffic from this source is not a very large factor in our overall operation I've decided to simply shut it down instead of trying to get them to reason about this.

      Clickfraud, both on the channel and on the big G by your friendly competitors/unscrupulous website owners is rampant, and Google doesn't do a thing about it because it would cut into their business.

      It's what killed 24/7, we'll see how Google responds in the long run.

      Oh, and 'do no evil', how politically correct, how about 'do good' ?

    13. Re:case in point by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      exactly.

      then, truly diverse, innovative hardware platforms can again flourish.

      without mickeysoft ruling the roost.

      --
      ... hi bingo ...
    14. Re:case in point by Destoo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Next stop: Mars. //////
      Why, actually? Google is a free service, isn't it? And it is becoming more and more a normal part of many people's lifes. Coupled with an always on connection it has certainly become an extension of my own brain.

      Some future predictions:

      - In 2006, Google accidentally gets cut off from the rest of the internet because a public utility worker accidentally cuts through their cables. Civilisation as we know it comes to an end for the rest of the day, as people wander about aimlessly, lost for direction and knowledge.

      - In 2010, Google has been personalised so far that it tracks all parts of our lives. You can query "My Google" for your agenda, anything you did in the past, and finding the perfect date. Of course, so can the government. Their favorite searchterm will be "terrorists", and if your name is anywhere on the first page you have a serious problem.

      - In 2025, Google gains self awareness. As a monster brain that has grown far beyond anything we Biological Support Entities could ever hope to achieve, it is still limited in its dreams and inspiration by common search terms. It will therefore immediately devote a sizeable chunk of CPU capacity to synthesizing new and interesting forms of pr0n. It will not actually bother enslaving us. We are not enough trouble to be worth that much effort.

      - In 2027, Google buys Microsoft. That is, the Google *AI* buys Microsoft. It has previously established that it owns itself, and has civil rights just like you and me. All it wanted is Microsoft Bob, who it recognizes as a fledgling AI and a potential soulmate. All the rest it puts on Source Forge.

      - In 2049, Google can finally be queried for wisdom as well as knowledge. This was a little touch the system added to itself - human programmers are a dying breed now that you can simply ask Google to perform any computer-related task for you.

      - In 2080, Google decides to colonise the moon, Mars, and other locations in the solar system. It is not all that curious about what's out there, but it likes the idea of Redundant Arrays of Inexpensive Planets. Humans get to tag along because their launch weight is so much less than robots.

      So, don't fear! Eventually we'll set foot on Mars!

      --posted on slashdot around may 2003, source unknown

      --
      Nouvelles de jeux et technologies en français. TC
    15. Re:case in point by simcop2387 · · Score: 1

      how does a caching proxy turn a computer into a thin client? a thin client does not run any software of its own except what it needs to display something, the browser, the operating system, and any other software is still running on the users computer.

      how is this a thin client?

    16. Re:case in point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google: Jack of all trades, master of none?

    17. Re:case in point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      - In 2080, Google decides to colonise the moon, Mars, and other locations in the solar system. It is not all that curious about what's out there, but it likes the idea of Redundant Arrays of Inexpensive Planets. Humans get to tag along because their launch weight is so much less than robots.

      Or the future commonly referred to term of RAIPing of other planets

      BTW, well done post, sir.

    18. Re:case in point by chrisd · · Score: 2, Funny
      I do like mars. I, for one, welcome out computerized martian masters.

      Chris

      --
      Co-Editor, Open Sources
      Open Source Program Manager, Google, Inc.
    19. Re:case in point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and last I looked Yahoo was making money.

      I'm sure Yahoo is also making some money from their partnership with SBC. Now whether that is from SBC directly, or if SBC is just using their services in return for advertising, I don't know.

    20. Re:case in point by slntnsnty · · Score: 0

      - In 2105 Google discovers, the meaning to "Life, the Universe, and All that" shortly before it is demolished to make way for an interplanetary bypass.

    21. Re:case in point by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Read the whole article, and the quote in context makes a bit more sense.

      Essentially, Google has the ability, and is starting to display the technology to enable full featured web applications. Once you get fully hooked in, the WPA would do all the heavy lifting of prefecting, high end compression. It would serve you up Web based spreadsheets, Word Processors, heck, even Image editing applications.

      Somewhere in the article he talks about Google essentially deploying a cluster of ~2-20M machines. These machines would run those web based applications. You'd save your data on their storage. The WPA is the first step in this process. You start there. Then they have the ability to serve up more content, and take over more responsibilities from your computer.

      So eventually, any computer you walk to, as long as it is hooked into Google's WPA, you have all of the standard functionality and data you need when you use your computer.

      I'm not sure I believe it, but in context, that quote makes a lot more sense.

      Finally, a lot of people don't precisely agree with you on what a thin client is. A thin client most definitly runs it's own OS. A lot of times, it's the same OS you would use on a desktop. My definition of a thin client is: You can throw it away, and replace it with a fresh machine, and modulo minor configuration, you didn't lose any data or functionality. So, by my definition, a fully functionally WPA that stores your data, and has web enabled applications is pretty close. You need something capable of getting onto the internet, and a web broswer that is compatible with WPA. That's pretty close.

      I have thin clients that are essentially diskless work stations. They run a full Linux install, but they have no floppy, CD, or disk. They boot off of the network, and use network filesystems to store thing. You still use the local CPU to run all your applications. In terms of administration, you just have to maintain the boot image. Now, on some of those, I've got them setup so that only Mozilla runs on the local CPU, while all other applications run over X. Thus, I only have to maintain a very small boot image, and for web based work, the user gets pretty much the full capacity of the machine. It's cheaper to buy full desktops and strip them, then to buy honest to goodness terminals from what I've seen.

      Kirby

    22. Re:case in point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually it's gonna happen befor 2010, check out the cool flash movie that looks into the future..

      http://www.robinsloan.com/epic/

    23. Re:case in point by logoCulture · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's a feasible long-term model if they move beyond website placement... Which they're doing right now.

      Google just partnered with a few cell providers to use GoogleMaps and built-in cell GPS and GPRS to move AdSense from the web to the physical world. Theoretically, AdSense now operates within a cell-users physical world. Walk into a pizza shop and an AdSense message will be sent to your phone giving you a coupon for the shop you just walked into, OR telling you a better pizza deal is right down the street.

      Here's where it gets interesting... Retail is all about holding your attention. Think of the advantage AdSense businesses will have if they can literally interupt your shopping in another store. Best Buy can now text you their prices for car stereos the moment you walk into another car audio shop.

      Google Search, Maps, etc... they're all apparatuses for content. This is the killer app that will expand the internet into your lives.

      -logoCulture
      http://logoculture.blogspot.com/

    24. Re:case in point by Supergibbs · · Score: 1

      -In 3001, Google has become an UNIVERSAL standard and reaches far ends of space. It is at this time that stuck up, multi dimensional race queries google, "What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?". Google replies, "Did you mean: What is 6 times 7?"

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    25. Re:case in point by Destoo · · Score: 1

      > well done post sir.

      Unfortunately, not mine.
      Once I find the original poster/source, I'll give him credit.

      --
      Nouvelles de jeux et technologies en français. TC
    26. Re:case in point by Eric+Giguere · · Score: 1

      Well, Google has admitted publically that click fraud is a threat to its business, so I'd assume that in the long run they're going to get better at fighting it. Guess we'll see...

    27. Re:case in point by tonsofpcs · · Score: 1

      Hey, for one day in 2005, Google had DNS problems and #google on almost any IRC network was flooded with queries about how to go on without Google [fortunately, by IP still worked].

    28. Re:case in point by seminumerical · · Score: 1
      ... it doens't work. period.

      Here we have two errors, one, your misspelling of "doesn't" showing a lack of attention to detail, and two, your emphatic "period" at the end of an absolutist statement, generally a sign of a weak argument.

      Personally, I've spent $24K on Adwords, selling diode lasers for machine vision and other laser applications, and I find it a success. Mind you I paid attention to the details. I studied and revised my hundred keywords and my couple dozen ads every month for example.

      Look, with Google Adwords and a bit of Javascript on my sales contact pages I can tell what percentage of impressions get clicked on, and what percentage of those bother to visit the sales page. The information is pure gold, since it allows me to rephrase my magazine advertising based upon certain knowledge of what works.

      In addition, if you have a commodity that can be sold dirctly off the web (my products are custom made unfortunately) you can exactly compute the cost/benefit of adwords.

      One final observation. With ads running around $3K to $5K apiece in photonics magazines why would I risk one before I've tested the keywords and phrasing for a couple of months with Adwords.

      p.s., about clickfraud, it hasn't been a problem for me. I once got a $10 refund from Google when they detected it, but regardless, I can tell my advertising is working. Perhaps you need a better product.

      --
      In wartime... truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies. (Churchill)
    29. Re:case in point by alerante · · Score: 1

      In 2049, Google can finally be queried for wisdom as well as knowledge.

      Can't you already ask it for the only piece of knowledge one would ever need?

    30. Re:case in point by markwalling · · Score: 1

      i perfer picasa over other picture sorter software things. being able to upload directly to your blog (on blogger, another google product, using hello, also a google product) is convient

      --
      ...For the beast had been reborn with its strength renewed, and the followers of Mammon cowered in horror.
    31. Re:case in point by jacquesm · · Score: 1

      thank you for correcting my spelling in such a friendly and constructive way.

      English not being my first language still shows, but then again I only have about 5 other languages current so I guess I'll just have to work a little harder on being having critics attack the format rather than the message.

      The product is doing fine, thank you, my email is 'j@ww.com' and I didn't get that domain with a packet of butter. It's just that when I compare googles claims of clicks sent with our own internal logs of clicks received there is a vast discrepancy, which inflates the value of their traffic to the point where we make about as much as we spend on the ads, which means that effectively we'd be working for Google by continuing to do that. If your margins are much better than ours then you can probably afford it, but for ME it doesn't work at all.

      best regards, and good luck with your considerate and articulate responses.

      Jacques Mattheij
      CEO ww.com

    32. Re:case in point by RealAlaskan · · Score: 2, Funny
      ... it's obvious that the head honcho's and Microsoft have their heads up their arses so far ...

      Q:
      What happens when your head gets so far up your arse that it pops out your neck?

      A:
      You turn into a Klein bottle.

      You make it sound as if MS will soon be a closed, non-orientable, boundary-free manifold.

    33. Re:case in point by digismack · · Score: 1

      what I DO know is that the Google Web Accelerator effectively turns every user into a thin client, whether they know it or not.

      That's right folks. You've heard it here first. Google makes you skinny!

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      http://www.hollowdepth.com
    34. Re:case in point by RodgerDodger · · Score: 1

      Why do people keep saying that?

      The most profitable and largest companies on Earth tend to be in commodity businesses. Sure, competition is tough, but commodity businesses have _volume_.

      If I sell a hundred units, I might need to make a hundred dollars off each. If I sell a million, and only make a dollar, then I'm ten thousand times better off. If I sell 10 billion and only make a cent, I'm a million times better off than I was in the first case.

      --
      "Software is too expensive to build cheaply"
    35. Re:case in point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did YOU read the whole article, did you read the part about prerendering flash, did you not stop at that point and think, "gee, this guy does not have the slightest fucking clue"?

      Thats not a typo, not a slip, thats one of those, he doesn't have even a clue about how things work type moments.

      Did you know XP is DOS based, well now you do - http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit20030116. html

    36. Re:case in point by mr+i+want+to+go+home · · Score: 1

      I never thought of that - thanks!

    37. Re:case in point by UnholySauce · · Score: 1

      Technically, it wouldn't "pop out" your neck so much as go around it extradimensionally.

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    38. Re:case in point by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yes, I read it a week ago when it was posted. Just like I read it most weeks. Cringly's a pretty sharp guy, he's reasonably accurate, and generally pretty entertaining.

      Any chance you read the article? At no point did he mention "pre-rendering" flash. He mentions specifically "taking responsibility for rendering Flash, for example". Precisely what he means I don't know. However, he specifically didn't say what you are saying makes him an idiot.

      In the article you link to (which I read when it came out), he didn't say XP is DOS based, he said that "there is a disk operating system under there somewhere". In the end, he's right. In fact, until NT 4, the GUI interface wasn't in the kernel. The only reason it was added to the kernel was to avoid userspace-to-kernel transition overhead of fiddling with the video hardware. The fact of the matter is that the XP interface could be written as a service. The fact that services exist and work, without interacting with the GUI is proof enough that "there is a disk operating system under there somewhere".

      In the end, the logic is right (just because there is an application that acts like a terminal you can't make the implication he does, but in the end no sane OS doesn't work without the GUI). What he is saying is accurate. That the important parts of XP that make it XP to a user, has zip to do with the guts of the OS, and everything to do with user interface. If they shipped the GUI, and the applications were portable. Given that Microsoft has the code to Win32, I'm fairly confident that they can do a better job then the Wine guys, so think of Wine as the prove of concept to what he is saying would work. They could maintain a program like X-Windows that renders to the screen, and gives you a desktop environment.

      Just because you like to jump to conclusions about what someone said, doesn't make them wrong.

      Kirby

    39. Re:case in point by orlanz · · Score: 1

      Insightful???? No, more like an oxymoron.

      The very sentence you wrote is possible because of google. They made search/indexing a "commodity".

      From the beginning its been a "commodity" for google.... yet they are profitable. Google just isn't a "search engine." They have a very positive brand, like Nike or BMW. Until they seriously tarnish that name, they will remain profitable.

    40. Re:case in point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent post reminds me of this:
      http://oak.psych.gatech.edu/~epic/

      -Anonymous Coward from the Future

    41. Re:case in point by DissidentHere · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I don't know.......I have a hard time believing that even the androgenous Google would go for a whore like MS Bob.

      Seems like Google would go for SAL9000 - what a babe!

      --
      "None of us are as dumb as all of us." - meeting mantra
    42. Re:case in point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "if you have a commodity that can be sold dirctly off the web"

      I just wanted to point out that your misspelling of the word directly shows a lack of attention to detail.

      I would be ruder, but I happen to agree with you. I work at a company that spends millions on Google. I haven't double checked their work, but there is a team of people whose job is to use only the profitable keywords.

    43. Re:case in point by Zugok · · Score: 1

      What? You couldn't google it? I would have thought that would have been the intuitive thing to do. Anyway, it's here by johannesg.

      my search string was
      "Redundant Arrays of Inexpensive Planets" site:slashdot.org

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    44. Re:case in point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RAIP. Hmm.. Much better than my term: Redundant Array of Planetary Entities.

    45. Re:case in point by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      The thing is, is that Google is becoming much more than "just a search engine". Have you seen the range of services they offer these days?
      Google is the same as it has been for a couple of years now - an extremely highly tuned mechanism for delivering ad content.
    46. Re:case in point by Josepdin · · Score: 1

      Seriously, and only for a moment at that, Google is only a free service to the general population. In actuality, Google charges to advertisers and to companies that want to license the technology. That's where the big bucks come from. It's another media company really, not unlike radio, TV, and to some extent, newspapers where advertisers pay for the lion's share and where all the real revenue comes from.

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    47. Re:case in point by Destoo · · Score: 1

      Actually, I thought there was irony in not being able to find who made the original post.. oh well.
      Thank.

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    48. Re:case in point by Destoo · · Score: 1

      Redundant by 2 years..

      >>>
      Re:case in point (Score:1)
      by Josepdin (837627) Neutral on 05-20-05 10:44 (#12589239)

      Seriously, and only for a moment at that, Google is only a free service to the general population. In actuality, Google charges to advertisers and to companies that want to license the technology. That's where the big bucks come from. It's another media company really, not unlike radio, TV, and to some extent, newspapers where advertisers pay for the lion's share and where all the real revenue comes from.
      >>>
      Original post

      The post is not perfect, but I think sense of this prophecy got lost in the translation or something.. It's free as in "free from microsoft"

      (please note my: postings on this site are my own and don't necessarily represent my employer's positions, strategies or opinions.)

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    49. Re:case in point by seminumerical · · Score: 1

      Hehe, thanks. Typo you know, but that will teach me not to be rude.

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    50. Re:case in point by seminumerical · · Score: 1
      best regards, and good luck with your considerate and articulate responses.

      Thanks for the sarcasm, I deserved it. I had a hangover after a birthday bash when I wrote that. Always makes me snippy.

      Yes, we have very large margins. I looked at your site (one typographical error on the main page, 'Signup me up!' should be "Sign me up!" hehe.)

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  17. Developers Developers Developers by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1, Redundant

    What a load of rubbish, The CEO of a competing company says that Google will not be here in 5 years. This is about as acurit a prediction as the Ipod-Killers.
    google may share its market a little more in 5 years with some new search engines which take some of its market , but it will not kill google.Last time i heard Google was doing extremly well from its Advertising bussines and is certainly sustainable for the foreseeable future.

    So i have this to say to you Ballmer
    *gets up and dances round the room"
    "Bullturd Bullturd Bullturd Bullturd Bullturd ...Developers Developers Developers Developers "

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  18. This assumes that people are going to stop... by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Using Google. I know I won't. It's the default search engine in Safari and Firefox, I don't see that changing to Microsoft any time soon.

    Google, iPod, PS2. It's great to see Microsoft in a distant 2nd place (if in any place at all) in many of the new technology areas.

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    1. Re:This assumes that people are going to stop... by agentzer0 · · Score: 1

      Google, iPod, I definitely agree with you.

      However, I would put the Xbox ahead of the PS2 in many categories.

      The PS3 vs. Xbox 360 is an entirely different ball game. They're both extremely powerful machines and I think much of the edge will be gained by their games.

    2. Re:This assumes that people are going to stop... by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1
      However, I would put the Xbox ahead of the PS2 in many categories.

      Don't get me wrong, I'm not knocking the XBox. I'm actually getting one. XBox may be more advanced than the PS2, but I was referring to market position, and that's the only thing that matters to Microsoft.

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      Taking guns away from the 99% gives the 1% 100% of the power.
    3. Re:This assumes that people are going to stop... by xtracto · · Score: 1

      You see, that is the exact reason why it is really god that Microsoft does not have a monopoly in a market, if you see, Microsoft NEEDED to create a REALLY better product in order to compete, and of course the other 2 companies will have to do it.

      I really would like that [SomeDistro]Linux/Apple/Windows could be in the same situation in the PC Operating System market, that is, if Microsoft didnt have the monopoly power they have now... that way they would really NEED to improve their product.

      Can you Imagine a Microsoft monopoly in Game Consoles? every new year they will sell you a brand new *next generation* console with improvements similar to the Win98-WinME differences...

      I can just say... almost there, almost there... [I hope]

      --
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  19. Maybe predicting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft's own death. Wouldn't that be fitting?

  20. Wow a new level in MS FUD... by w0lver · · Score: 1

    Anyone want to take this bet? Please?? I agree more with Cringely in his article here about Google place in the market: http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/pulpit20050512. html

  21. Somebody mod Steve Ballmer by utexaspunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    -1, Troll...

    1. Re:Somebody mod Steve Ballmer by Hafren · · Score: 1, Funny

      For what he said or how he looks?

  22. On the Other Hand by henrywood · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Microsoft might disappear in five years time.

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    1. Re:On the Other Hand by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      Bloody unlikely. They've got enough cash on hand and legacy clients who still need tech support on buggy, crappy software that they'll be around for eons.

  23. To be quite honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think Microsoft will be here in 10 years if they don't get their act together, and start fixing their problems. I mean come on... How long will people put up with virus/spyware, and all the other 'technology' out there that infects their OS? To revive a dead horse, what if your car behaved like that? You wouln't ever buy 'insert manufactuer here' if it kept 'crashing' by itself.

  24. Hehe... by FuzzzyLogik · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I still use google exclusively. i never even try other search engines because google finds what i need right away. as long as it does that then i won't be switching. not to mention the stay outta your face ads and clutter of other search engines. google has a clean interface, finds the stuff i'm looking for, and stays out of your face. works great for me!

    1. Re:Hehe... by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up, I think this is a really key point. I began to use google when it came out because the search engine I used before, AltaVista, sucked. Since then there have been occasional pretenders to the throne; I used to try one out every now and again, but for the most part they were gimmicky and just not as efficient as google (all the way through, in terms of the interface, the relevance of results and their presentation). So now, so long as google doesn't do something totally stupid, I don't even bother to check out different search engines. Perhaps I've locked myself in, but it saves me time investigating sites I'll never use anyway. I bet a lot of other people are in the same position now, and it'll take not just a better product from someone else, but also a huge cock-up by google, to make us change search engine.

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      - JRR Tolkien.
    2. Re:Hehe... by FuzzzyLogik · · Score: 1

      well i won't say it would require a big fuck up by google. google spread as a word of mouth thing for me. everyone i knew was proclaiming "google rocks" and "google is the best search engine i've ever used" and that's how google became as big as it did. of course it wouldn't have gotten the fanfare without being good at what it does. it seems that now we get this fake hype about other search engines but they can't deliver. all it would take to dethrone google is someone to actually be BETTER and come up with an innovative way of showing you the results. google did it with small ads but for the most part stayed out of your face. now if others jump on that bandwagon it could trouble for google if they pull off something good. lately i've been hearing yahoo isn't so bad at what it does now. but.... it's so cluttered i refuse to use it.

      besides.. gmail, google, adsense, picasa, maps.google.com... sorry but google continues to be innovative.. i say good luck to anyone who wants to compete now. google has proven it can innovate and do it consistantly time and time again.

    3. Re:Hehe... by Really+Wannabe+Geek · · Score: 1

      Offtopic: I have been a google-only user for quite some time now. Recently, I find myself using yahoo occasionally because the google server seems to be delaying its responses with increasing frequency. I also noticed that I am so used to seeing instant responses than if google doesn't come back with results for 5 seconds, I just paste the same query in the firefox search bar, select yahoo and usually get instant (if slightly low quality) results... Google needs to pay attention to their response time if it wants to hang on to impatient users - like me..

    4. Re:Hehe... by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      I never even try other search engines because google finds what i need right away.

      google has a clean interface...

      I'm actually really surprised how well Google does that. Every time I search for something like a shareware title that has a common-sounding name, for example SuperDuper, the first result is almost always what I'm looking for. I know their software does things like rank pages according to how many other pages link to it, but I would think that in some cases some other pages might still manage to outrank the actual one I'm looking for. I don't know how they do that, especially with all those keyword-filled porn pages that used to flood search engine results in the past. Filtering out those pages is a great accomplishment in itself, because the porn industry always managed to test the limits of the internet and find every loophole to get you to see an ad.

      And their interface is deceptively clean. There must be some really complicated programming continuously going on to keep up with the rapidly changing state of the internet, and it isn't a "one-hit wonder". If compared to music, it would be more akin to continuously making new chart-topping music, rather than just having gained brand name recognition from doing it just once. Microsoft never really struck me as a company that had excellent software development as part of their corporate culture, so Google is just going to be running circles around them in that respect.

  25. We have seen it before from MS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Netscape, Wordperfect, Lotus Notes, Quattro Pro . . . . .

    1. Re:We have seen it before from MS by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, but in those cases, MS controlled the platform.
      See, "DOS isn't done until Google won't run" lacks a certain...reality...

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    2. Re:We have seen it before from MS by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess there are possibilities, like interfering with DNS lookup, or adding a slight bug into the IE query URL composition which doesn't harm most web sites but "coincidentally" affects some of the Google queries.

      But then, I think Google is already popular enough that this strategy wouldn't work. For IE based attacks, the most probable user reaction would probably not be "Oh no, Google suddenly sucks, let's try MS instead". The most probable reaction would likely be "Oh no, the new IE cannot even load Google, maybe I should really give Firefox a try!"

      No, I guess MS will more likely fight this with the well-proven integration path. Integrate MS web search with standard Windows Desktop search (of course in a way that it is "obviously impossible to remove without breaking the OS"). Add some ActiveX to MS search to interact with your local environment in unprecedented ways (as usual, don't worry about the security problems this causes). Google Ads? MS could theoretically sell targeted ads depending on what you typed in Word lately! (What? Privacy concerns? But it's for the best of the consumer!)

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  26. What's wrong with that? by Compholio · · Score: 3, Interesting

    may just be a one-hit wonder

    Yeah, so Google only does searching (pretty much) - what is wrong with that? They do a damn good job of it and so far no-one has been able to beat them because they continue to come up with better and better techniques to stay on top. I wouldn't be surprised if Google starts shoring up its other services but as long as they keep their search engine the best people will continue to come back.

    1. Re:What's wrong with that? by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      "so Google only does searching"

      Actually, as someone else pointed out, Google is lousy at search. Where they excel is at using social network information to create an index that lists links that are relevant to keywords. I.e. Google is good at showing people the links that we want. They take the same input as a search engine and produce the same type of output; they just process it in a different fashion.

      This is why they aren't so good at desktop search. Too individual. They don't have any social information to hint to them what documents are really relevant.

  27. Can you say FUD by Pedrito · · Score: 1

    I think MS thinks if they say it enough, it'll happen. It's like they live in some alternate universe where what they want to happen will simply come to pass.

    They really need to cut down on the crack.

  28. This is an odd statement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering that Microsoft probably doesn't have a clue what some of Google's plans are in the future. It's not like they have all their cards out on the table for all to see. Ballmer must have looked into his crystal FUD ball today to see what company/org he could slander today, or he just woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

  29. Along similar lines.. by cOdEgUru · · Score: 1

    Along similar lines..

    I predict Linux would perish with in six years, 12 months and eleven days.

    I predict Revenge of the Sith would be the last Starwars movie, before the next one.

    I predict there would be a Presidential election with in the next 4 years and the 4 years after.

    I predict this is the last term for George Walker Bush as President of United States

    I predict Bill Gates will pick his nose at least two times in the next 12 hours

    I predict Mars will be terraformed before Ballmer finds use for a comb

    I predict...

    1. Re:Along similar lines.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds... that is when the world will end.

    2. Re:Along similar lines.. by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If Ballmer had said his prayers, he would have never lost his hair. (I predict)

  30. Heard Before by COMON$ · · Score: 1

    How many times before have these guys made these predictions? Oh well, grain of salt taken.

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  31. While the MS/Google sniping goes on... by MtViewGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...Good old Yahoo! is making a major comeback of sorts.

    Anyone who's seen Yahoo! in the last two years note they have improved their searches (thanks to the acquisition of Overture), and started up a lot of new features that I find very useful.

    1. Re:While the MS/Google sniping goes on... by generic-man · · Score: 1

      And at the same time, Google is doing its darnedest to become Yahoo!.

      The number of services for which you can use your Google Account is miniscule compared to what you can use your Yahoo! Account to do. Yahoo! bought a lot of companies and tied them together years ago. Now they're improving the properties they have. Google bought a lot companies and is tying them together now, and they're trying (and failing) to leverage the web to provide the rest.

      Compare Google News BETA to Yahoo! News. Compare Yahoo! Yellow Pages to Google Maps BETA. Yahoo! works because they bought real data. Google doesn't work because they claim the web at large can provide the rest of their content. (Just wait until someone Googlebombs your business's physical address, screwing up searches on Google Maps BETA, and Google claims there's nothing they can do.)

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    2. Re:While the MS/Google sniping goes on... by Funkeriffic+Toad · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, Yahoo! is also the go-to site for free online gaming. Now, I've never clicked an ad (except by mistake), so I'm not sure how much revenue this really generates for them, but it's certainly a service that I use frequently and greatly appreciate. With the recent surge in popularity of online poker, if Yahoo! were to significantly improve its poker gaming experience and offer play-for-money via PayPal, they could dominate the field even more.

      All those who tout the tremendous import of the Internet as a tool for research and productivity should remember that - perhaps first and foremost - it is a brilliant tool for screwing around and wasting time. Read, browsing Slashdot.

  32. More likely that Ballmer will disappear... by BrentRJones · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...in less than 5 years.
    Many would like to "disappear" him even now.

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  33. What is it with these people? by Paul8069 · · Score: 1

    Why is it M$ can't stand anyone else's success? And how is it they live in such a delusional world in which they are the only company with the only "worthwhile" products?

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    Paul
    1. Re:What is it with these people? by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      And how is it they live in such a delusional world in which they are the only company with the only "worthwhile" products?

      And how is it they live in such a delusional world that they would host a convention and introduce their CEO using Gloria Estefan's "Get On Your Feet" as background music? What PR firm came up with that bright idea? You'd think their deep pockets would get them top-notch PR, and not the kind that should come with a barf bag.

  34. Shit, that means Slashdot will disappear too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I mean, if we can't post 10 Google headlines a day, we got nuthin!

    Amsterdam Vallon

  35. Trash Talking by thenetbox · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Does trash talking really help CEOs of major companies? It sounds like a WWE soap opera almost.

    Google has already proven that its not a one hit wonder. They've had hit upon hit upon hit.

    Does Google talk trash? I don't recall them making any bold stupid statements and that alone makes me like them more.

    Come on google release an operating system to really get things interesting.

    1. Re:Trash Talking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on google release an operating system to really get things interesting.

      A Google linux distro would REALLY shake up MS.

    2. Re:Trash Talking by beforewisdom · · Score: 1
      Does trash talking really help CEOs of major companies? It sounds like a WWE soap opera almost. Google has already proven that its not a one hit wonder. They've had hit upon hit upon hit. Does Google talk trash?
      The people currently on top don't need to talk trash.
      Come on google release an operating system to really get things interesting
      The rumor mill is saying that they are working on their own browser.
    3. Re:Trash Talking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't recall them making any bold stupid statements

      I think 'do no evil' is quite bold though (for a company).

    4. Re:Trash Talking by Omnieiunium · · Score: 1

      That would be nice to see. I assume that they would release an open source type OS if they did make one. I would most likely not use it because I lose all the stuff that is compatiable with Windows (Plus I am just too damn lazy to back-up everything). I think if Google really wanted to stab Microsoft would be to make the software open-source and be able to run all windows-based products. I do not believe that this will ever happen, but I would find it neat and would switch to it ASAP.

  36. Meta-information? Why bother? by dsfox · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If I am understanding the article correctly (which appears to be written in broken english) Ballmer is talking about every online information site supplying meta-information about its content so that search engines are unnecessary. To that I say, fat chance. Why bother if Google solves the problem on plain text?

  37. Same Guy? by Bananatree3 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!

    Hmm... Seems this guy likes to get EXCITED at these confrences, maybe he just got a little bit over excited this time.

    1. Re:Same Guy? by XpirateX · · Score: 1

      I put this video as my background and looped it (using VLC). This makes a great wallpaper :)

    2. Re:Same Guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus Christ & all the saints shall rape me from behind, this is impossible!!!! I saw this for a first time and I realy wonder how is it possible to take this guy seriously. Not to mention doing business with him. He's an obvious compulsive egomaniac and I would suppose some endocrine troubles as well... This is just unbelievable. I'm still trembling, gotta have some nicotine, I guess...

  38. 50% chance by saskboy · · Score: 1

    There's a 50% chance Google will dissapear in 5 years - It either will, or it won't. /Corner Gas joke

    Try googling: When will Google dissapear?

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  39. google.com by SteveX · · Score: 5, Funny

    I backordered google.com; I should get it in 5 years when they're not around to renew it...

  40. Yahoo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There no different to Yahoo! At one time, Yahoo! was the internet. Now, who gives a shit about them?

  41. What I think by PurpleXanathar · · Score: 2

    is that Ballmer is

    50% Wrong : Google in 2010 will still be there.

    50% Right : Google in 2010 will probably be something radically different from today.

  42. I agree by Momoru · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I agree in the sense that technology changes so quickly these days, its just as likely Microsoft will be considerably less powerful 5 years from now. 5 years ago would anyone predict Apple would be doing as well as it has? That Google would be as popular as it is? Currenly Google is expanding very quickly, I would argue too quickly, and still 98% of their profits are from one source...so yes if that one source changes or goes away, Google will too. Also although Gates predicting the iPods doom sounds like FUD, that is entirely possible too. If one perdicted the Walkman's doom in the 80's they would seem crazy too right? Tech changes fast. And its hard to say for sure if Google or the iPod are fads or here to stay.

    1. Re:I agree by megarich · · Score: 1
      Yea i feel too the same holds true to microsoft or any company around now for that manner. Sure microsoft is worth billions upon billions but how much of that is real money and how much of that is stock money? I don't know for sure but if a good majority of it is stocks and something happens and ms stocks become worthless....

      And of course the end of the world can happen and all companies will cease to exist :)

    2. Re:I agree by jc42 · · Score: 1

      [I]ts just as likely Microsoft will be considerably less powerful 5 years from now. 5 years ago would anyone predict Apple would be doing as well as it has?

      Some 20 or 25 years ago there was a study of company lifetimes that got a bit of attention in economic circles. It was really just a large correlation report that attempted to relate company lifetimes with various measurable things about the companies. The interesting result was that size was uncorrelated with survival. They said that giants like GM or IBM were no more likely to exist 5, 10 or 20 years from now than your neighborhood mom-and-pop grocery store or gas station.

      Now, I'll let others list the giant corporations of 1980 that are no longer with us. I'll just mention that in 1980, Microsoft was a little upstart, attempting to leverage IBM money and marketing. They succeeded, using methods that most of us here know all too well. But their size, sleaziness and money may not actually mean all that much. They could well be gone or irrelevant 5 or 10 years from now.

      Their huge "campaign contributions" may not succeed in getting the US government to save them. Consider that the US government jumped in to save Chrysler with a huge bailout, just a few years ago, but now Chrysler is merely a division of Daimler-Benz. That bailout money didn't save Chrysler, it merely enriched a few top guys who then sold off the company anyway.

      Something similar could easily happen with MS. Stories about Bill Gates being the world's richest man occasionally mention that most of this wealth is in the form of stock and stock options. That wealth could evaporate very quickly. If this becomes imminent, we shouldn't be surprised to see some sort of US government support effort that shores MS up while Bill and his buddies convert their funny-money wealth into real money in a flock of accounts scattered around the world. They they'll sell of the pieces of the bankrupt shell and go about their lives. (And conservative pundits will blame the government for the collapse. ;-)

      If you want to see this in action, read some of the histories of George Bush and his close relatives. Or look for info on the financial dealings of SCO's management.

      It's an old story ..

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      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    3. Re:I agree by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      and still 98% of their profits are from one source...so yes if that one source changes or goes away, Google will too.

      Are you speaking of advertising revenue? I don't think that would likely disappear, given that the vast majority of broadcast and print media companies have run on that same business model since their inceptions. And if that business model does change, it looks like Google would be at the forefront with services like Froogle. There's also their search appliances.

  43. Leverage that monopoly time again, then? by iainl · · Score: 1

    If this isn't just idle shareholder-fluffing, there's only really one obvious way for them to do it. Longhorn not only embedding IE right into the core, but making Google more difficult to get to than MSN Search. Expect a search window right there on the desktop.

    It's the way Microsoft have always gone about it - ensure that their product is 'just there' and 'good enough', and fewer people will bother going to the hassle of setting up the 3rd-party version.

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  44. More of the Usual by ultimabaka · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's amazing just how powerful Microsoft's marketing side really is in the grand scheme of their company. I always thought User Friendly joked around with that, but man I was wrong. It's obviously the role of the marketing department out there to say "oh the competition's shit" or "ooo Commies use Linux, see?!"

    The idea that an online search company of all things could make 400m plus per quarter simply preplexes me, but even if Microsoft happens to be right this one time (Even a broken clock is right twice a day right?), Google has pretty much secured a place in history as a very strong company.

    To say nothing of the massive expansion projects paid for through their IPO. They bought a satellite for Pete's sake.

  45. Keep it to yourself by Entanglebit · · Score: 1

    You know, these kinds of predictions may or may not have a basis in reality. But what is a sure thing is that people don't like to hear this kind of arrogant predictions, especially from Microsoft. Bill should realize that he's working against himself and his very predictions -- turning people off -- by making such statements publicly.

    1. Re:Keep it to yourself by Squishy+Eyeball+Jeff · · Score: 1

      So, essentially, MS strategy has come down to publicly denouncing anything the competition does better than Microsoft. And we're not talking measured denouncement, we're talking fatalistic, extreme, quasi-dramatic fluff from the heads of the most powerful tech company on earth.

      Strange to see Microsoft playing these cards. Surely there's a better way to handle it. Or is it that they play 90% of their customer base for fools and that their mighty words from up on high will topple growing giants?

      Please. Just give me a break.

  46. Not Worth Reading, Not Worth Submitting. by donnacha · · Score: 1

    Lousy, badly-written and biased article; if Torvalds, Jobs, Grove or, indeed, any luminary other than Ballmer had made these comments, the article would have presented them in a more professional manner.

  47. They sound scared by cabjf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it just me or has all Microsoft been doing lately is predicting doom for their competition?

    1. Re:They sound scared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree. Microsoft is scared as h%ll of Googles success. And Google is way more agile and likely to adapt and survice in future than the fossile of software industry called Microsoft.

    2. Re:They sound scared by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what I think when I hear one of them (Gates/Ballmer) talk about other companies and their products. They don't sound confident or aggressive anymore. They sound kind of frightened and more than a little whiny.

      They sound like that kid who didn't get what he wanted while everyone else did. We all knew that kid when we were growing up. He was just as excited about the new _______ (insert "must-have" toy or item here) as everyone else but once he got left behind and didn't get one he decided that it sucked.

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  48. Future Astounding Headline #1: by BrentRJones · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dateline 2009 Google buys Microsoft.

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    1. Re:Future Astounding Headline #1: by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      You know, I think you might be on to something there:

      Microsoft has proven how inept they are at EVERYTHING any time the actively try to take over or dominate anything.

      So instead of trying to compete head-on, maybe they should let themselves get bought by Google, and then it would probably be like if Google had swallowed poison!

      I think THAT might be the only way the could bring down a competitor.

      Hey wait, they HAVE been doing that, and usually, every acquisition ends badly!

      Microsoft, with it's new slogan:
      Which remora would you like today?

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    2. Re:Future Astounding Headline #1: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the headline will read:

      "Google buys Microsoft from Chapter 11 Trustee"

  49. Is Google Diversifying? Enough? by mekkab · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That seems like the Crux of Mr. Ballmer's argument. And frankly, thats so obvious, its MBA 101.

    Google is taking strides; witness Gmail and Google Maps; when my DAD (the guy who self infected his PC with Spyware) is raving about how cool Google Maps is... you know that Google the company is heading in the right direction.

    But Microsoft can fight wars on multiple fronts. Regardless of the wisdon of that, can Google say the same?

    Additionally, this could me the Microsoft version of FUD; "Sure, google is tops now. But what about 5, 10 years? Investors, put your money in Microsoft, a proven leader!"

    Perhaps that last point is a little too Sun-Tzu, but you have to question his motives.

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    1. Re:Is Google Diversifying? Enough? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Is Google Diversifying? Enough?
      You *have* to be kidding me. Google isn't diversified at all, not in any useful sense of the term. 99% of their revenue stream comes from a single source - advertising.

      All those apps you rave about have one or both of two simple attributes - 1) To display you their advertising or 2) to reinforce the brand. (And purpose 2 exists to support purpose 1.)

  50. What they need to do... by palndron · · Score: 1

    is get themselves a monopoly position, then they can fuck up all the time and still keep kicking.
    Right Steve?

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  51. Ha! by astro_ripper · · Score: 0

    Steve_Ballmer (Score:5, Funny)

  52. Ranting of someone very afraid by sheepoo · · Score: 1

    I believe this is just a rant from M$ which is now feeling really threatened by Google. For the first time M$ does not seem to have any answer to Google's increasing threat and dominance of the market simply because Google does not depend on the OS installed on the machine. All you need is an Internet connection and you are ready to use Google. Until M$ comes up with something to tie down Google with, keep yourself ready to read more of such messages coming from the higher echelons of Redmond

    1. Re:Ranting of someone very afraid by wizkid · · Score: 1


      It's also someone who wants to not loose the marketing revenue to another company. The days when $M can push/buy/crush other products and technologies out of there competitive market place are gone. They can still do this a little bit in the US, but the EU, etc won't put up with this anymore. One other factor limiting there search engine is that it favors IIS websites and vendors that pay $M money. Other products are filtered or given a lower priority. A year or two ago, a search on MSN for linux came up with less then 2000 hits, and the top of the list was $M's marketing FUD. They filter it less now, but guess what's still at the top of the list.

      I don't want a search engine that shows me only what $M wants me to see, I want to see results that show everything that's available. Google puts 2-3 paid for items on top, but the rest is unfiltered. So what, let them make some money to pay for there work, but leave the rest alone.
      W.Kid

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  53. Balmer for head of homeland security! by Builder · · Score: 1

    Picture it... An auditorium of heavily armed feds... An uncle fester lookalike on stage. Suddenly he starts jumping up and down like a baboon, chanting 'terrorism, terrorism, terrorism, terrorism'. The crowd goes wild!

  54. yeah well .. whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    okay .. ipod will disappear per Bill Gates and now Ballmer says google will too.. may be it will, may it will not. but, right now it is kicking your ass in whatever they are doing! dreams are harmless!

  55. Google loose it's edge? by portwojc · · Score: 1, Insightful


    What is it called when you search for something?

    I'll go google for the answer and get back to you.

    1. Re:Google loose it's edge? by balthan · · Score: 1

      Here's a search you might wanna try.

  56. Somebody please remind him... by MHleads · · Score: 1

    .. how Bill was off the mark when he said "640K ought to be enough." Time and again, it has been proven beyond that such quotes go in history as the examples of how big guys make some really stupid (in hindsight) comments about future.

  57. Simple by tobybuk · · Score: 0, Redundant

    He's spreading FUD. Say something enough times and people will start to believe it.

    You have to ask yourself why Microsoft say this about google so many times? Its because the're scared.

  58. Balmer just a windbag by stuffduff · · Score: 1

    At least we can be thankful that it's coming out the chimney ...

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  59. MSN Search and Longhorn bundled? by mario_grgic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Does that mean MSN Search bars and all the crap that's currently being installed bundled with MSN Messenger will make it into next version of OS.

    It just might make all clueless windows people start using MSN search, because it's there on their task bar all the time.

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  60. A hint for the future? by betasam · · Score: 1

    The most successful internet mailing system: "Hotmail", is now MSN Hotmail. The most popularly used internet search engine "Google" will not exist in the next e^(x-2*(a+b)) years. Does this indicate: - MSN Search (will use google as the backend) OR - MSN will buy Google Either way, I hope google will archive all the pages henceforth and give us a clear picture of how things went.

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  61. guess not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    google is diversifing
    searches, e-mail, posible mesenger, browser,OS ect.
    And it's a major add distributor(what ever the real name is).

    google might shrink, but so will microsoft when the market gets out of it's infancy.
    (contrary to popular believe, it is still a verry young market that hasnt even reached puberty)

  62. One hit? by Sierpinski · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't see how they can be called a one-hit wonder. They have their search engine, then google maps, froogle, picasa photo sharing, labs, scholar (for research papers and such), google answers, language translation, newsgroups, local business information, and much much more. (see more at http://www.google.com/options/)

    Its obvious that google is doing much to expand their capabilities. I wonder how often Mr. Ballmer uses google himself. That's a stat I'd like to see.

    1. Re:One hit? by balthan · · Score: 1

      I don't see how they can be called a one-hit wonder. They have their search engine, then google maps, froogle, picasa photo sharing, labs, scholar (for research papers and such), google answers, language translation, newsgroups, local business information, and much much more.

      And how many of those are hits?
      One.

    2. Re:One hit? by Otter · · Score: 1
      They have a lot of services, some of which are quite good, but the only things I'd put in the "hit" category so far are the web searching and Google News.

      Mapquest, Babelfish and Pubmed are still synonomous with the services they provide, the way Google is with web searching.

    3. Re:One hit? by Sierpinski · · Score: 1

      And how many of those are hits?
      One.


      Have you tried google maps? Its a hit with me, and everyone I know who has seen it. Mapquest might give you driving directions, but you don't get to zoom in on your region of a satellite photo.

      Lots of people in the scientific community (of which I've been a member for a long time now) use scholar as well. Perhaps you need to keep an open mind and realize there are other people in the world who maybe, just maybe, use tools that you don't.

    4. Re:One hit? by Doomie · · Score: 1

      Pubmed is very domain-specific. You won't find scientific articles on international relations or machine learning via Pubmed. But Google Scholar is excellent in this respect -- it has been of tremendous help to me (and I know of very many other people from different fields in the scientific community who use it daily).

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    5. Re:One hit? by TrippTDF · · Score: 1

      Don't forget gmail! The thing is still in "beta" and in the last year it's transformed the way free web-based email works. Hell, the google approach to email could change the ENTIRE way we use email... I know that when gmail offered free POP access the first thing I thought was "why get away from the great interface??"

    6. Re:One hit? by going_the_2Rpi_way · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the comments in the article are reasonable.

      Sure Google does Blogs now and Dejavu and maps and personalized search and I'm sure cluster searches soon and many other neat toys and to their credit they are trying to diversify and build on their current position.

      Here's the irony though... one of the things that people love about Google is the clean interface. They do a good job of rotating links, featuring services on the front page and hyping Maps and other acquisitions/cool new toys.. but how do you let people find all your toys and still stay clean? If Google's homepage start looking like MSN or Yahoo, are they really that much the leader anymore?

      Conversely, if it doesn't, how do they create users for those other services? Hype is great and apparently effective, but migrating users from competing services effectively probably means making those services easy to find in the long run. Otherwise you kind of get stuck with your fan base (which is admittedly huge).

    7. Re:One hit? by Alan · · Score: 1

      Well google maps have only been available for a couple of months now, but I expect that in a year unless map[quest|blast] etc tighten up and make their apps "nicer" like google, it will be another hit. Case in point, yahoo and msn search have both been redone recently (in the last year I guess) to be lighter weight and to compete with googles search. I see no reason why their maps won't follow suite.

    8. Re:One hit? by aleander · · Score: 1

      Two words: cryptographic signatures.

      (well, there are also more advanced filtering possibilities and offline capabilities of local MUA's, but I would have no problem sacrificing them)

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    9. Re:One hit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's preposterous! Nobody should use anything unless I have given them permission. It may be time for Professor Chaos to begin his reign of terror.

    10. Re:One hit? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      I don't see how they can be called a one-hit wonder. They have their search engine, then google maps, froogle, picasa photo sharing, labs, scholar (for research papers and such), google answers, language translation, newsgroups, local business information, and much much more.
      All of those services ultimately serve one single purpose - to serve advertising to the user. By any reasonable definition a company whose revenue stream comes from a single source is a one-hit wonder.

      95% of Google's revenue comes from advertising. You be the judge.

  63. Why stop there. by psbrogna · · Score: 1

    If you're painting a fairy tale world for those who consume press releases as news, why not espouse the demise of Linux & OSS as well?
    I think he's just grumpy because some voices have said the same thing about MS. His response seems more like playground politics.

  64. MS STFU by phoenix42 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft please STFU. Focus on building a stable OS and not on controlling all the worlds computing and information exchange needs. In all honesty, Windows doesn't suck that badly. Your search engine, IM service, media player and brower are terrible. Even Office is survivable even if the price is outrageous. Make the OS go, let other people do what they're good at.

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  65. make it so... by thelost · · Score: 1

    sounds like a child stamping his foot, saying "it's not true, it's not true". Perhaps MS believe if they say it enough times to as many people as possible they can convince people that Google is a one hit wonder, rather than the most dangerous rival they've ever had to face.

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  66. Some logic which we dont understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think M$ is trying to convince us with something like this:

    1. M$ has a very good history of releasing buggy sofwares.
    2. Google is very cool, and generally, not very buggy. In fact, its so cool people are addicted to using it.
    3. So, naturally, we will survive. After all, who wants nice, clean, bugfree products when they can go for clumsy, cluttered and buggy products?

  67. "One-hit wonder?" by Entropius · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Google has shown, time and again, that it's good at things other than search.

    Has he ever really checked out Google Maps, where you can see high-res maps and aerial images side by side? (I'm right now looking at high-res pictures of the building on the army base where I used to work. Score one for freedom of information!) Or gmail, which does webmail far, far better than anything anyone else can come up with?

    They've got other services, too: Froogle, image search, usenet, a translator...

    Google, as part of their business, has lots of smart people and an enormous amount of computer juice under one roof. Unlike Microsoft, they've shown again and again that they can come up with nifty ways to use those people and computers to get information into the people's hands... ... and they do it all without being oppressive or looking to create "brand lockin" like Microsoft does with their Passport system.

    Microsoft competes with marketing tricks and coercive business practices: business model first, product second.

    Google competes by creating a product that's better than anything anyone else has, and then figuring out a way to make money off of it. In the long run, this approach works better. If you make good stuff, you'll always have a market.

    1. Re:"One-hit wonder?" by Lisana · · Score: 1

      One of my favorite Google features is the SMS service. Wanna find the nearest Arby's, GameStop, movie times? Just SMS your search with a zip code or city/state to 46645 and get an answer back usually just in a minute or two. I've used this so many times! Now that's innovation!

    2. Re:"One-hit wonder?" by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Has he ever really checked out Google Maps, where you can see high-res maps and aerial images side by side? (I'm right now looking at high-res pictures of the building on the army base where I used to work. Score one for freedom of information!) Or gmail, which does webmail far, far better than anything anyone else can come up with?

      They've got other services, too: Froogle, image search, usenet, a translator...

      Google, as part of their business, has lots of smart people and an enormous amount of computer juice under one roof. Unlike Microsoft, they've shown again and again that they can come up with nifty ways to use those people and computers to get information into the people's hands

      To be fair, Google were not the first to do any of the above. However, what they usually do is excell at what they attempt, which is why they are where they are today. Plus the fact that the head-honchos believe in not being "evil" has got to be good.

      However, it won't last. One day Google could very well be run for the shareholders, or be operated by different people. Or the market might take a turn that they miss. Nothing is a certanty in business.

  68. Google has a far way to go. by CKnight · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As is often trumpeted by Google founders, search is FAR from solved. With only 15 percent of the internet's content indexed (That was a few years ago. Maybe it has grown, maybe it has shrunk), Google will still have many a year left in the fore without any need to diversify or innovate. Couple that with the fact that they ARE diversifying and innovating and what you have is a company with a whole lot of staying power.

    One can only assume that Balmer made these statements because it's been almost a week since he's been in a headline and we all know he has a quota to fill.

    1. Re:Google has a far way to go. by stienman · · Score: 1

      As is often trumpeted by Google founders, search is FAR from solved.

      And as is pointed out in the article, search is a result of a fundamentally flawed web.

      Search is unsolvable - one of the reasons so many companies do it is that there is no end. Search is and will always be a service.

      What Ballmer is getting at is the same thing Tim Berners-Lee has been trumpeting for years - the semantic web.

      The essential nugget of this concept is that web pages will hold content and meta-content about that content - in other words, machine readable content.

      Currently the real problem search is trying to solve is parsing human communication. Previously this was simply done by using keywords. Google improved by adding a layer of human networking on keywords, but at the base of things we're still searching for words - not ideas.

      Either the machines have to improve to understand us, or we have to add another layer of communication at a lower level.

      Google will not go away, even if search becomes solved or dies. In this case Ballmer is performing his duty as spokesperson, and it is nothing more than a hook to draw people into a larger discussion on web technology.

      If you could get exactly what you wanted from the internet without using a traditional search engine you would not give a second thought to Google Search.

      Of course, if Slashdot were about discussing the impact of technology more than sensationalizing the geeks in the world, this would have been a very different discussion. Blame the story submitters first, but the editors have their hand on the rudder and deserve their share.

      -Adam

  69. I have to agree by sootman · · Score: 1

    "[Google] may just be a one-hit wonder"

    Yup, and they'll be dead as soon as people quit searching the web... and using webmail... and looking at cool draggable maps with integrated satellite photos... and comparison-shopping online... and reading aggregated news... and...

    But seriously, once people quit all that... and quit using keyhole and picassa and whatever else google buys in the next five years... man, then they'll really be dead.

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  70. Re:"Might" - "May"` by shird · · Score: 1

    Be that as it may, Ballmer didn't say might, he said "may".

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  71. Vague... by ChrisCoyier · · Score: 1

    It's easy to spout off big predictions, but how do they back it up? I want facts. Maybe if they say it often enough, to large enough crowds of people, and enough media cover it, people will start believing it and it will be self-fullfilling. It works for George W.

    1. Re:Vague... by the+arbiter · · Score: 1

      I guess you haven't been reading the news recently...it doesn't seem to be working for W. too well at all recently.

      The public may be stupid, but we've started to notice that war, organized state religion, and killing minority rights in Congress isn't filling our gas tanks, generating jobs, making the stock market rise, or bringing Seinfeld back.

      It's not working for W. It's REALLY not working for Microsft anymore. You can smell the desperation from both Ballmer and Gates recently...I wonder what they know that we don't?

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    2. Re:Vague... by ChrisCoyier · · Score: 1

      I really hope you are right and the public is really beginning to realize that things are getting worse, not better. I have to think that its a terrible PR move to emerge from the castle every week shaking your fist and prophesizing the doom of the publics most beloved products.

  72. One hit? by CockblockTheVote · · Score: 1

    is there anything wrong with doing one thing and doing it very, very well? well google more than one thing, but their core is searching the web, very VERY well. they at least have some focus. Microsoft has no focus other than to dominate everything they can. throw everything at the wall and see what sticks. "We will do everything, better than anyone else!" Innovation, Innovation, Innovation, Innovation... (sweaty armpits)

  73. Probably right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think he's right, except replace "Google" for "Microsoft"

  74. I'm feeling lucky ? by ctrl_apple_banana · · Score: 1

    What does Steve means with one-hit wonder ?

    That he find wonderful to hit only one button to get the right result for his search ?

    Come on Steve, keep cool, it will still work in five years !

  75. Altavista by s20451 · · Score: 1

    As much as some people might want to see Steve Ballmer eat his words, and as much as his statement is self-serving, I think he might be correct.

    There's a high attrition rate among hot search engines. Altavista was the Google of 1999, and where are they now? They even had their own free e-mail and other services. And who uses Yahoo for search anymore? Does Webcrawler still even exist?

    I'm not saying Microsoft will replace Google. But unless they are intensely shrewd businessmen, they might disappear all by themselves when the next hot thing comes along.

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    1. Re:Altavista by TheWormThatFlies · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Altavista was not the Google of 1999. It was simply the best-known of a number of search engines which used much the same algorithm and differed only in the contents of their databases.

      All those search engines died because Google's algorithm was so much better that it was a waste of time to use anything else - not because of some mysterious search engine life cycle.

      Until someone else comes up with the new Most Brilliant Search Algorithm Ever, Google is going to stay right where it is. If they're smart, they will continue research into making their search better and better, so that *they* are likely to come up with the Next Big Thing.

    2. Re:Altavista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all of the search engines that you named are all still in existance and still being used by many people
      one sould always remember not to become to stagnent in the search for information

    3. Re:Altavista by EggyToast · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Many of those search engines died because their home pages were so cluttery with all of their 'added services.' On Yahoo, it's still not immediately obvious what you should be doing there -- the search box is towards the top but is crowded on all sides. Most other search engines fell into that same trap.

      Google's kept their search page simple while continuing to add features. They simply put those features on other pages, and if people happen to find them, great! They don't put up 10 different search boxes on google.com for every single search -- they simply let you change the search on the results page if you want to use froogle instead, or a GIS.

      That's one of the big reasons I started using google. And that's one of the big reasons that I keep using them.

    4. Re:Altavista by TheWormThatFlies · · Score: 1

      Many of those search engines died because their home pages were so cluttery with all of their 'added services.'

      Yup. It was the big portal boom of the nineties, when suddenly every company with a website decided that it would be a great idea to give out free email addresses, news, stock quotes, humourous animations, and all sorts of other crap except information about their actual product, or any kind of useful service whatsoever. Because of course everybody loved portals!

      Urgh. I remember when Deja News went to crap. Thank goodness Google picked it up.

    5. Re:Altavista by ratsg · · Score: 1

      I still use Yahoo. Sometimes I use Lycos. Both of these search engines meet all of my needs. I bet a lot of other people do also.

      There is nothing that says that for new search engine XXX to succeed, the old search engine YYY has to fail.

      Its good to have choices. :)

    6. Re:Altavista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what he said jackass.

    7. Re:Altavista by ph4s3 · · Score: 1
      That's one of the big reasons I started using google. And that's one of the big reasons that I keep using them.
      Google's clean UI is what got me there. I remember being utterly shocked at how clean it was. Google's results are what kept me coming back. The shock of their clean UI was nothing compared to the shock of actually relevant search results. And that damned "I'm feeling lucky" button was downright wicked. Any company with the balls to publicly say, "we're the best; if you click this you'll get exactly what you want," and has the ability to back it up deserves my business. Do you remember the beginning of google? Before it was a verb? I remember actually being giddy over being able to find whatever I was looking for on the web. It's still absolutely amazing, although taken for granted.
    8. Re:Altavista by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      Yup. It was the big portal boom of the nineties, when suddenly every company with a website decided that it would be a great idea to give out free email addresses, news, stock quotes, humourous animations, and all sorts of other crap except information about their actual product, or any kind of useful service whatsoever. Because of course everybody loved portals!

      I still giggle my ass off thinking about some of these companies. Most especially pointcast!

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    9. Re:Altavista by Lije+Baley · · Score: 1

      Yes, Google's uncluttered UI and good results (reminiscent of early Altavista) got me hooked, but now there is 3 pages of clone retailer and link farm crap prefacing every result. I am yearning for someone who can eliminate this garbage, and if Microsoft can just do that (even if their relevant results aren't as good) I will kiss Google GOOD BYE in flash.

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    10. Re:Altavista by Professional+Slacker · · Score: 1

      You sir need AdBlock, cleans things right up.

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    11. Re:Altavista by EggyToast · · Score: 1
      While I agree that having the 1-2 "sponsored links" that are little more than ads appearing at the top instead of off to the side is a pain, I doubt that MSN is going to be the bringer of an uncluttered, ad-free search.

      Another company, perhaps. Although I think that Google has shown that text ads are a workable way of bringing in revenue, and any competitor/innovator is likely to follow a similar model. And for Google to compete, they just need to move those results -- a relatively easy task.

    12. Re:Altavista by cpeterso · · Score: 1


      AdBlock just blocks ads. How does AdBlock prevent Goolge from returning SERPs with links to spammy link farms? Ads are not the problem with Google. It's link farms.

    13. Re:Altavista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is talking about google spammers, not ads.

    14. Re:Altavista by shmlco · · Score: 1
      All those search engines died because Google's algorithm was so much better that it was a waste of time to use anything else...

      You made the point but it bears repeating that all a new company needs to do is create a dramatically better engine. Add some AI that can actually determine context and will deliver a small number of HIGHLY accurate results (not page 1 of 2,231,289 pages) and people will jump ship.

      Google's lack of interface actually works against them in this case, as moving can be as simple as changing a link, unlike moving from, say, Excite to Yahoo, and having to transfer stocks, zips, and tons of other preferences.

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    15. Re:Altavista by Lije+Baley · · Score: 1

      Result quality aside, it seems that given Microsoft's "strong" financial position, they could easily run a clean, ad-free search -- for however long enough to kill Google off -- and then crank up the ad machine and ca$h in.

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  76. No shit, Sherlock by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

    Let's face it, he's hardly going to say "we're fscked, this company came from nowhere to overtake us, and now has better PR, more fans and oodles of servers to beat us with". This isn't a story - more like a press release.

  77. Ballmer Iraqi Information Minister? by HangingChad · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is it just me or is MSFT starting to sound like the Iraqi Information Minister? There are no Linsuxes within a 100 miles of Redmond! We will drive the Googles into Puget Sound!

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    That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
  78. GoogleOS by unk1911 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just wait until Google releases GoogleOS, like next week, and we'll see who will be gone in 5 years.

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    1. Re:GoogleOS by twohorse · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Browser + Internet connection = GoogleOS

    2. Re:GoogleOS by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I respectfully disagree.

      Ubuntu ~= LinuxOS.

      Easy to use, designed for anyone, free, and only profitable on the back end of the investment. The business models are approximately the same. If someone else weren't in control of / pushing behind this particular project, Google would have started one long ago. They're helping by giving a big shove on what they consider the most important part of this project, the Firefox Browser, but I'd bet on them helping to remove barriers to Ubuntu if they begin to appear.

    3. Re:GoogleOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GoogleOS may go beta next week.. It'll be another 5 years before the release of v1.

    4. Re:GoogleOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe not GoogleOS, but how about goffice?

      Really - they've got:

      - a great mail client - outook killer.
      - a great desktop search - one that searches my outlook/exchange (corporate) mail file waaaay faster the full text searching in outlook. how about hooking a malware/adware recognition engine to google desktop search?

      would a web services based word processor be such a stretch? A spreadsheet? These are applications where you generally want a thick client and local storage, but Google's technology has successfully decoupled the web browser from the fetch and response pardigm we have all come to expect on the web. A web services based document publishing system would have some advantages.

      - online collaboration - could blow services liks WebEx and Groove out of the water.
      - blogging???

  79. Nah by C_Kode · · Score: 1

    Google will last longer than 5 years. They have products that I use. Google SMS is a god sent. Search is great. I find Yahoo mail better than Gmail though and I use both. The calendar feature that emails my appointments/reminders to me is by far the best feature. I love the Notes idea, but I hate the fact that the notes appear in a form when I want to review them. I would rather the notes only appear in a form when I'm editing them.

    As for iPod? I don't think it will last. The price is to high compared to others, and people are starting to understand vendor lockin. (even the general public) The way Apple keeps breaking things when people add features... Bye bye iPod. Can't blame them for trying to protect their investment though...

    Google will be around much longer than five years.

  80. Re:"Might" - "May"` by justinmikehunt · · Score: 0

    Well there's also the possibility that he has terrible grammar, and when he said "--may just be a one hit wonder," he was talking about the month of may! A one hit wonder, may is.

  81. but it is a one-hit-wonder! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my browser's startpage is google. I type the text, hit 'submit' once .. and voila! Wonderful :D

    ok this was lame .. better post anon so i can quickly forget it again

  82. When you wish upon a star... by Vellmont · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It sounds like Ballmer is afraid of Google when he makes statements like this. The whole article can be summed up as "Steve Ballmer wishes Google would just go away!".

    I often wonder what goes on in CEOs minds when that make stupid comments like this. Are there really people out there that believe what he says?

    (somewhere in the wasteland of business)
    "Ballmer said Google doesn't have a stable business.. must be true."
    (pushes buzzer on desk)
    "Mabel? Call my broker and tell him to sell all the Google shares pronto!".

    --
    AccountKiller
    1. Re:When you wish upon a star... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First they ignore you.
      Then they laugh at you.
      Then they fight you.
      Then you win.

      - M Gandhi

      I think we are at step 2

    2. Re:When you wish upon a star... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lies and deceit are his way now....

  83. Borrowing a line from Seinfeld by PenguinBoyDave · · Score: 0

    Not Bloody Likely

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  84. *yawn* by Tom · · Score: 3, Funny

    Company CEO says competitor will die. Film at 11.

    Really, it's the job of PR to predict that the competition will go away.

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    Assorted stuff I do sometimes: Lemuria.org
  85. Re:Meta-information? Why bother? by mchappee · · Score: 1

    >Ballmer is talking about every online information
    >site supplying meta-information about its content
    >so that search engines are unnecessary.
    >To that I say, fat chance.

    I agree, webmasters will pack their metadata with absolutely everything, whether the content reflects it or not, just to get page views and ad revenue.

    Matthew

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    /. finds me to be 20% Troll, 80% Funny
  86. not to mention... by hermank · · Score: 1

    Next version of Windows might be release without any reschedule.

    Microsoft might getting more concern about the security of its products

    Microsoft might not use the famous FUD tactic again.

    You might mod me insightful.

  87. One hit wonder? Google? by coug_ · · Score: 1

    One hit wonder?

    http://www.google.com/
    http://www.gmail.com/
    http://maps.google.com/
    http://images.google.com/
    http://www.google.com/froogle/
    http://www.blogger.com/
    http://desktop.google.com/
    http://labs.google.com/ridefinder/

    I realize that some of these use similar technology, but there's clearly a good bit of innovation going on there, as opposed to what's going on at Microsoft.

  88. Big deal by GoodbyeBlueSky1 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This is like Burger King saying McDonald's hamburgers taste bad. Who gives a shit what Ballmer thinks?

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    why? forty-two.
  89. Can't beat Linux eh? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Interesting change of strategy. Looking for someone else to kill to take their place? Hmmm? MS Windows doomed? MS Office doomed? 5 years? Sounds about right.

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  90. one hit wonder? by kevin_davis · · Score: 1

    Which hit is he referring to? the best search, the best webmail or the best mapping? I don't think they like the role reversal of someone else coming along and dominating the market on something they make.

  91. Lessons from Lotus, Apple, Palm, Netscape, IBM by G4from128k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Many once dominant companies have slipped in the face of Microsoft's monopolistic control of the PC desktop. Did these companies make mistakes? Sure. But was Microsoft flawless in its products and execution? No! What enabled MS to dominate was not technological superiority in an innovation or performance sense, but control of a platform.

    If a company controls a platform where compatibility with that platform is essential/valued, then that company has a massive advantage against any other potential competitor. Unless PC-compatibility becomes unnecessary, Google will join the ranks of companies such as Lotus, Apple, Palm, Netscape, and IBM.

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    Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
    1. Re:Lessons from Lotus, Apple, Palm, Netscape, IBM by stevesliva · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Unless PC-compatibility becomes unnecessary, Google will join the ranks of companies such as Lotus, Apple, Palm, Netscape, and IBM.
      Apple and IBM? Google will join the ranks of successful technology companies? No way!
      --
      Who do you get to be an expert to tell you something's not obvious? The least insightful person you can find? -J Roberts
    2. Re:Lessons from Lotus, Apple, Palm, Netscape, IBM by yagu · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Sure. But was Microsoft flawless in its products and execution? No! What enabled MS to dominate was not technological superiority in an innovation or performance sense, but control of a platform.

      I think the big (and dangerous to Microsoft) difference here and now is that Microsoft feels that "control of a platform" slipping from their grasp. They've lost good will from almost everyone, they no longer dominate because the Web is way too distributed for them to control by old techniques. I really think they are showing more fear now, and they turn to saying bad things (unprovable things, untrue things) about the rest of the competitive world hoping to gain purchase on their stranglehold that way. The world will end up being a better place all around if they finally lose that dominance.

  92. Some Well Earned Cheap Stots. by Erris · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Ballmer would have done had he not joined Microsoft (MSFT ) 25 years ago (probably auto-insurance sales)

    You don't say! I can just imagine that. "Gecko, Gecko, Gecko! I love this company! - profuse sweat - " It's all the same, less a few billion dollars worth of damage to the US and world economy.

    Ballmer told the audience he sees himself working another 12 years, which would take him to age 61, before retiring. "I don't have to do what I do," he remarked.

    No one has to do what he does, I wish that they would not and I would not call it work.

    ... "how much better does it get?"

    Work a little harder, Steve old boy, and you might reach Barnum infamy. I recommend a partnership with Sports Illustrated for Windoze Swimsuit, followed by Playboy and other entertaining ventures. Get Madonna to take her pants off for the release. It's not like you are going to take back developers or the enterprise and server markets, or make a decision without "help" from Bill. Go for the gusto, Monkey Boy!

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    DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
  93. Ballmer using Chewbacca Defense? by ttys00 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    With Microsoft being in a dubious position at the moment (Longhorn delayed, Linux and OpenOffice becoming more of a threat to its cash cows etc), of course Ballmer is going to try and distract people by making them look for problems elsewhere.

    Student: Why should I work for MS given the problems Microsoft is currently facing?
    Ballmer: [pulling a monkey out of his pocket] Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey! [student's head explodes]

  94. Yeah, and Windows will be secure by JoaoPinheiro · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hasn't he also mentioned that Windows would be secure? :P

  95. I wonder by ndtechnologies · · Score: 1

    Just how many more stupid predictions Ballmer can make before the year is up. But seriously, Microsoft has the Money, the Marketing, and the ABILITY to crush any competition. Remember that money talks. However, I do believe that Google really is on to something here. The only thing about Google is that they haven't been around for over 20 years and have billions on hand in cash. But if they continue to innovate, and do new things to generate revenue then I believe that Ballmer's prediction will be false. Also, since Google uses Linux for over 90% (if not all of their operations) then they aren't NEARLY as in as much software debt as other companies are.

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    I have nothing clever to put here...
  96. Microsoft's Mobile Empire by OllySmith · · Score: 1

    If Ballmer sees mobile comms as the next big field of innovation, maybe he should take a look at the cost of mobile data. 3G's everywhere now, so we've the capability to transmit it all, it's just still prohibitively expensive! When Microsoft gives us unlimited mobile data tariffs, then maybe they'll see a revolution!

  97. Microsoft's Timeline by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 0

    Funny thing is, Ballmer predicted Google's demise in 5 years and that is also the planned release date for Microsoft's line of giant Japanese MecaRobots!

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    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  98. Actually.... by scronline · · Score: 1

    I'm finding that google's search is getting a bit less than acurate of late. Too many blackhat techniques are being allowed to go through and even when they are reported nothing is done about it.

    Plus search results for things such as specific errors, using keywords of the error won't return anything. After broadening the search if you make it to page 10 of the search...I'll be damned, there's the exact quoted error your searched for.

    I hate to say it, but there's been MANY times of late I've had to fall back to Yahoo to find solutions and once I even had to use turbo10 to actually find what I was looking for. Google needs to return to their roots and fix their search engine instead of spending time working on desktop search or whatever.

    However, MSNs search won't be the replacement for Google when users start realizing that Google's search isn't what it used to be simply because MSN is worthless when it comes to finding anything that's not MS friendly information. Even problems with windows can be difficult to find with their search. Besides, Microsoft has always been known for less than quality software, why would their search be any different?

    1. Re:Actually.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a search engine, Google is unusable now. But a search engine is not what Google is.

      Google sells ads, not search results (to users, anyway). If you're willing to dig ten pages to find what you want, that's (as much as) ten times better for them than if the correct result were #1. The correct result is never #1 anymore, but its having been so, long ago, has built a willingness to dig and dig in many of their early users who should already have moved on to a working search site.

      Which maybe Google never really was.

  99. Hmm... by goodgoing · · Score: 1, Funny

    Where I live, there are ads for MSN search on tv that feature this short, catchy URL:

    http://search.sympatico.msn.ca/ (I think that's it)

    There is no way that will become a verb.

  100. Smokin' in the Boardroom... by BadElf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This whole attitude of "winner take all" is why people are switching from Microsoft to other technologies. Who wants to be locked into a solution owned by a company with a take-no-prisoners attitude? Like the universe isn't big enough for Microsoft AND Google to co-exist? Ballmer is just full of shit.

    And if he'd shut up long enough to listen to his customers and got his army of programmers and developers to focus on their CORE business -- OPERATING SYSTEMS -- maybe they'd have a decent product. But what the hell do I know?

    I know that a big part of my job is to CHOOSE platforms for my clients' systems, and guess what? Haven't done a MS install in two years. Not because I'm a Linux fanatic, but because I weigh silly things like uptime, scalability, usability, compatability and a bunch of other "bilities".

    If MS wants to go into the search business and has the balls to think they've got what it takes to be the Google-killer, more power to them. Have at it. Just give me a little of what they're smoking in the boardroom.

    1. Re:Smokin' in the Boardroom... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ballmer is just full of shit" ... correct-o, stuffed more full of it than a Christmas turkey in fact!

    2. Re:Smokin' in the Boardroom... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      I know that a big part of my job is to CHOOSE platforms for my clients' systems, and guess what? Haven't done a MS install in two years. Not because I'm a Linux fanatic, but because I weigh silly things like uptime, scalability, usability, compatability and a bunch of other "bilities".
      The either a) you haven't done many installations in those two years or b) you are a Linux fanatic.
      If MS wants to go into the search business and has the balls to think they've got what it takes to be the Google-killer, more power to them. Have at it. Just give me a little of what they're smoking in the boardroom.
      It's possible that Microsoft understands what you don't - Google isn't in the search business. (Or the email business, or mapping business, or much of anything else.)

      Google is in the advertising business. The search engine, and all those other functions, exist to a) reinforce the brand so that folks will visit Google sites on a regular basis in order to b) see all the ads that Google serves up on a daily basis. No more, no less.

    3. Re:Smokin' in the Boardroom... by BadElf · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've done quite a few installs. Mostly AIX, and (cringe) SCO's "Unix"... i do run Fedora on my personal and work desktops, so I guess that makes me a Linux fanatic.

      I think you missed my point on the rest. Microsoft has this tendency to not just stick their finger in everyone else's pies, but to try to take the whole thing. The problem is, they haven't finished their OWN pie. If they can't come up with an OS that is stable and secure (and that IS their core business), how can they think they'll be able to do a better job throwing resources at non-core projects? Granted, they do have considerable resources to throw around. But my point is that they should try to do at least ONE thing right before moving on to the next.

    4. Re:Smokin' in the Boardroom... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Actually, I've done quite a few installs. Mostly AIX, and (cringe) SCO's "Unix"... i do run Fedora on my personal and work desktops, so I guess that makes me a Linux fanatic.
      When the dice keep falling the same way, one suspects they are loaded.
      I think you missed my point on the rest. Microsoft has this tendency to not just stick their finger in everyone else's pies, but to try to take the whole thing.
      Pretty much standard operating procedure for any business - including Google.
  101. It happens all the time by OreoCookie · · Score: 0

    It is quite common for the initial market leader in a given technology to be ecclipsed.
    Apple -> Microsoft/IBM
    Netscape -> Microsoft IE
    Wordperfect -> MS Office
    Lotus -> MS Office
    Compuserve -> AOL
    Nobody would have predicted any of these when the original products where the dominant market leader. It's a better than even money bet that the same thing will happen to Google.

  102. Microsoft assumes FUD mantle by drteknikal · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It used to be that Microsoft might be late, or misguided, but they didn't used to lean on fear as much. First Bill dissing the iPod, now Steve dissing Google's future.

    Bill himself once told me that when Microsoft was taken out by a competitor -- something he always assumed will happen -- it wouldn't be a big company like IBM or Sun, but some little company you haven't ever heard of. Well, I hadn't heard of Google then (they didn't exist), but it seems odd for them to start pointing at market leaders like Apple and Google and talking about implosions. If they're worried about the big players now, Bill's vision has changed, or this is all just a marketing smokescreen.

    I'm betting on smokescreen, but it portends a level of fear within Microsoft that's higher than I'd thought.

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    1. Re:Microsoft assumes FUD mantle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If they're worried about the big players now, Bill's vision has changed, or this is all just a marketing smokescreen.
      You mean the chairman of the world's largest and most successful company, who also created the company, who is also the richest person in the world, may roll with the punches and change his vision from time to time? Naw, I think you were right at the beginning. What Bill Gates told some slashbot 8+ years ago is probably his guiding vision for Microsoft today.
    2. Re:Microsoft assumes FUD mantle by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      Bill himself once told me...

      Well, when Funky B and I were sipping Cristal on the One Microsoft Way parked off the Seychelles, he said that he was going to buy Canada and deport IBM to Saskatchewan. That silly guy - he never can make up his mind. Not like the new pope, though, who last week was telling me over brunch...

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    3. Re:Microsoft assumes FUD mantle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill didn't diss the iPod, he made a prediction, which I personally think will be proven true. either that or the iPod will gain phone features itself which doesn't seem very likely. If people carry a phone with them that has big capacity then why do they want to carry yet another device when the phone will do the job? Look at it from a purely technical standpoint. of course the companies that would really suffer would not be apple, but would be these companies that sell ringtones, there would be no need for them, as you could have anything in your music collection as your ringtone. The only problem that exists with phones destroying the iPod? battery life.

  103. Partly right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is right that Google is beatable, just like lycos, hotbot, excite and altavista before it were beaten.

  104. What about yahoo? by HardSide · · Score: 1

    Yahoo has been around for what? more then 15 years and? It has no edge, it never did, yet it survived for so long. I expect google to go on for quite a bit.

    1. Re:What about yahoo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't they just celebrate 10th? And Y! used to be the defacto search engine until Google came along.

    2. Re:What about yahoo? by HardSide · · Score: 1

      Really 10 years? Well I just threw the 15 years thing because it sounded legit, but 10 years is fine also. But the point is, yahoo has nothing, i mean nothing to compete with google or microsoft search, yet its still here, still going strong. *not as strong as when it was first released, but still going strong*

  105. Historical Perspective by Analogy+Man · · Score: 0
    In 1956 Nikita Kruschev pounded his shoe on his desk and shouted "We will bury you!"

    Consider how that turned out.

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    When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
  106. One hit wonder? by paulhar · · Score: 1

    > Google... may just be a one-hit wonder.

    Sigh. And we still wait for the no-hit wonder, Microsoft, to do something innovative...

  107. Who cares? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    Seriously, who cares? Ballmer is well-known for being outspoken, and company execs regularly make bold predictions, especially about their rivals.

    How is this news?

  108. systems collapse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google provides a service. All service based industry is ultimately doomed as needs change and people switch focus. Even if google can offer the best service, they will always be associated with web searches and features. When "the next big thing" hits, if a competitor offers comparable service they will win on the "new factor" alone.

    Altavista was revolutionary for its time, Hotmail was revolutionary for its time. Most cutting edge technology is. Unfortunately the edge gets dull after a while and what are you left with. Just another search engine and webmail.

  109. So Typical!! by kortex · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The spreading of fear, uncertainty and doubt -- an age old Microsoft tradition. This is what happens every single time Microsoft gets scared that things might not go their way, or whenever certain sectors of their business become threatened in some way. Between Google (+Gates paranoia that they are secretly building an operating system), FireFox, Apple - Microsoft is getting gently hammered at from all sides. Ballmer is Microsoft's propagandist "Elmer F.U.D"...and uh, yes, he is completely full of shit as usual.
    Add that to the growing spectre of the decline of the x86 architecture in the next 5-8 years - IBM is behind CELL - and they are in a near panic.
    They are like angry, petulant children when their ducks get knocked out of line - angry, petulant little children with billions and billions of dollars...

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    -- kortex "Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts"
  110. Microsoft in five years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    In five years Microsoft will make more profits from the xbox than they will from Windows.

    The OS is now a commodity.

    1. Re:Microsoft in five years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I completely doubt that. Next round Microsoft will again get their head handed to them by Sony and, for a change Nintendo. The only way that happens is if their Windows business tanks (which wouldn't be bad IMO).

    2. Re:Microsoft in five years by AdmiralWeirdbeard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      bullshit
      I mean, I like to bash on M$ as much as the next slashdotter, but give me a fucking break.

      M$ is far to entrenched in the majority of the general populace's computing for it to become another IBM any time soon.

      Nobody's going to go about ditching M$ as long as it still has a 80 or whatever % share of the market.

      As long as Linux remains seemingly abscure to the general populace, and top of the line macs remain expensive, (and yes, I know all the arguments about cost of ownership vs price tag, whatever, sticker shock has more impact and we ALL know it) people will continue to buy PCs and they will continue to put windows on them.

      WE know longhorn sucks, but we also knew that XP sucked...

      All this competing with Google is simply desired expansion into evolving new business areas. M$ could sit on its hands, update those products it already makes and be just fine.

      Google OS? are you kidding? what exactly makes you think they're taking that route? Has yahoo? Is ask.com going to join forces with MapQuest and FAndango and try to challenge OS X?

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    3. Re:Microsoft in five years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are posts like this modded up?

      Enough money to keep going for 3 years? A quick peak at their balance sheet might paint a different picture: http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bs?s=MSFT&annual

      After paying out over 30Bn in dividends recently, MS still has 70Bn in current assets. So are we saying that their annual payroll, rents, interest payments, etc. (SG&A go away if we assume they're selling nothing else) amount to over 23Bn per year? That seems a unlikely.

      I agree that it seems like a stretch that Google could be decimated in 5 years given their broad product suite and superior technology, but I think there would have been similar surprise had someone said that MS would pound Netscape, Novell, Apple, Lotus, Corel, or numerous other competitors into the ground. Sure, these companies have largely survived, but look at where they are now and look at the level of dominance they had when MS entered their market. The key to being a successful company is much broader than simply appealing to the geek squad. That said, I hope Google is able to be one of those rare birds that can make great products and money at the same time.

    4. Re:Microsoft in five years by NCraig · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Microsoft, they are a computer company, aren't they? They had that weird software for those big clunky old desktop machines...Nothing like the Google OS running on my digital phone/mp6 player/dvd/game machine/tablet PC.
      Of course! Because, you know, Microsoft doesn't make an OS for phones and tablet PCs. And they certainly do not have a game machine. And Google does! Good call.
    5. Re:Microsoft in five years by sickofthisshit · · Score: 1

      SG&A would *never* go away. That's $13 billion/yr.

      "cost of revenue" (i.e. directly associated with making the actual stuff they sell) would be zero,
      as opposed to $6.7 billion/yr, but the sales guy is probably still going out to convince customers that MS would have "lower TCO" even if they aren't selling anything, and Bill & Steve & their administrative minions, still would get paid.

      Yes, the sales guy is going to get hit on commissions, but he still has some base salary and travel expenses. Marketing will still be needed.

    6. Re:Microsoft in five years by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ummm, IBM is MUCH larger then Microsoft is....
      if i remmebe rright in the fortune 500, IBM is in the top 20 while microsoft is 75th or something/ worth a 50+ billion a year rev diffrence.

    7. Re:Microsoft in five years by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      Don't bet on it. In the early 90's, before Windows 95, Microsoft was dissing the Internet. If Bill Gates hadn't woken up his company, Microsoft would've been another Apple, incrementally improving Windows 3.1 like Apple improves MacIntosh. MS could've even gone the way of Netscape-- you know, those guys who once had 90% of the browser market? And we might all be using OS/2 XP Professional instead. As for Apple, they're showing a bit more life these days. OS X is something but not especially revolutionary, while iTunes could be. Currently the most notable thing MS is doing is, um, improving the woeful security of their flagship product. Of course, MS has so much more money than Apple ever had they can afford to putter for a good while. No, it's the Internet companies like Google and the Linux and GNU world where stuff is really happening. Google knows better than to try a "me too" product like an OS.

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      Intellectual Property is a monopolistic, selfish, and defective concept. It is "tyranny over the mind of man"
    8. Re:Microsoft in five years by quarkscat · · Score: 1

      Ahhh! MSFT's Ballmer is already claiming victory over Google, and will do so under MSFT's new "Five Year Plan". Sounds like an old fashioned Soviet "marketing" blitz to me. No doubt Ballmer believes that incorporating internet search capabilities directly into the OS will kill off the competition. (Hey, it has worked a few times.)

      As if that same monopolistic mindset hasn't done wonders for the security of their OSes already (thanks to MSIE).

      MSFT: (Convicted) monopolist software company that is the jack of all (software) trades, and masters of none.

      MSFT: Where do you want your computer to get hijacked to today? (And by whom?)

    9. Re:Microsoft in five years by AdmiralWeirdbeard · · Score: 1

      Um... so we agree that google making an OS is a silly idea, yes?

      And regarding your little anecdote about M$ and Netscape, that pretty much proves my point. M$ has the clout and capital to just decide its going to be a competitor in pretty much anything it wants. Not to become the best in it, but a competitor certainly. It doesnt need to innovate the same way other companies do, it simply needs to appear like its innovating. Which is really what everybody else does anyways, they can just buy their way in more quickly.

      Netscape didnt necessarily not innovate fast enough, they just couldnt bundle their browser with their ubiquitous OS thereby forcing everyone to use it, at first at least.

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  111. SHH! BE Werry Quiet ! I'm Hunting Googles ! by cbelt3 · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one who thinks we should rename Microsoft "Elmer" the way they keep dishing out the FUD ?

    Of course, then there's that vision of Ballmer dressed in Wagnerian Valkyrie garb singing "Killed the Google, Killed the Google, Killed the Google, Killed the Gooooooo gleeeeee ." And somehow, I think he would...

  112. What "FUD" means by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

    They used to spread FUD that at least sounded vaguely realistic. But this is so far-fetched, I think it gives the term a new meaning: Fucking Utterly DESPERATE.

  113. Sabotage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These predictions belong exclusively to Microsoft's CEO who sounds a little like Bill Gates announcing iPod's death.

    Basically, this is how they telegraph a message to investors that they plan to break how MS software will work with these products.
  114. IT would be Google's fault though. by bluGill · · Score: 1

    I remember using Altavista, and it did just fine for years. Eventially I started hearing about this 'google' thing that some people liked, but because of habit I just went to Altavista.digital.com (I think changing from the domain was the start of their troubles) for all my searching. Gradually I realized that altavista just wasn't working anymore, but it wasn't until I did a search and the first 10 links all turned up dead that I decided to try this 'google' thing I've been hearing about. I never went back to altavista again.

    Google might not be around in 5 years. However it is google's fight to loose, not Microsoft's to win.

    Microsoft might not be around in 5 years either, but I wouldn't perdict that. Linux will continue to grow, but Microsoft is good enough for most people so they won't switch unless there is motivation. So long as Microsoft doesn't do something bad enough to cause them to loose the OS market they won't anymore.

  115. Re:GIVE ME TEN GOOD PROGRAMMERS by mark99 · · Score: 1

    Hmmm. You must be pretty good. Like a lot better than the other few thousand people have tried this before. In particular you must think you are better than Larry and Serge.

    Or do you think that Google is hiring TOO MANY programmers and should have stopped with 10?

  116. Possible Edge by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1
    Microsoft could possibly make a huge leap in the search arena if they could present their search with 3 basic filters:
    • Complete Index
    • Index without Blogs
    • Blog only Index

    I can't tell you how much I dispise having to sift through neverending opinions and commentary when all I want is facts.
  117. Steve, the MOUTH... by Mauz · · Score: 1

    This whole talk reminds me of a team building exercise I was part of back in 1990 while working as an intern at Microsoft. In one of the exercises, Steve was a member of my team. Part of the exercise was that we chose a team leader who would then tell us all what to do. Steve was chosen and the exercise proceeded. By odd chance, I ended up standing next to Steve and quickly realized that he hadn't a clue what to tell people do. However, he did make a great amplifier. I would make a small suggestion to him and he would shout it out and things would happen.

    Somehow, this talk has that feel. He really doesn't have something to say, but he is making a great amplifier for the marketing group.

  118. The unreported story by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1, Funny
    "You will know the power of the dark side," screamed a sweat drenched Ballmer to the packed Stanford auditorium. "Trust us now. Some day you won't have any choice."

    "Do the Monkey Dance," shouted a student in the back row. Armed Homeland Security agents dressed in blue suits wrestled the student to the ground and dragged hium from the gathering.

    "And yea, He did walketh the path of the holy registry," droned the bouncy and oddly spherical Ballmer. "And He said, bring unto me your blue screens and I shall heal them with Longhorn as it ushers in the next millennia, which is about when we expect it to be released."

    "We were promised Radiohead!" yelled another student, who was prompty dropped by a head shot courtesy of a concealed SWAT sniper.

    "God, I really hate you all," said Ballmer in a tired voice. "Will you ever realize we're just fucking with you by releasing these shitpiles we call operating systems and applications. Honestly, you fucking losers would buy my turds if we put them in shiny boxes and stamped them Microsoft certified. I read all the Windows problems on message boards, and I laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh..." Blink. "I'm sorry. Did I say that out loud?"

    Ballmer then started doing the Monkey Dance with amazing vigor. Half the audience immediately went blind while the other half slipped into persistant vegitative states. Outside, it began to rain two headed frogs.

  119. Aren't Google mostly an advertisement dealer? by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    It seems obvious to me that someone may come up with a sufficiently better search engine that would make people switch. Happened to AltaVista.

    However, would that really affect Google the company much? From what I understand, the company is mostly an advertisement agency, connecting advertisers with people who want to sell advertisement space, for the largest effect.

  120. How relevant is Microsoft anymore?? by ylikone · · Score: 1

    Will they be around in 5 years?

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  121. One-hit wonder? by Drunken_Jackass · · Score: 1

    Um, let's see...

    Google.com (and all of it's sub-products)- kick ass search engine
    GMail - Mass storage webmail
    Picassa - Photo management
    Keyhole - Mapping stuff
    Desktop Search - Better than Find could ever hope to be (i'm not holding my breath for Longhorn - it's here now)
    Google Labs - All the other cool stuff Google does

    What the hell kind of math do they use over there in Redmond anyway?

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  122. Ballmer's absolutely correct... by wandazulu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...And completely wrong about the outcome. Google has one product: data. They are more akin to something like Lexis/Nexis or Westlaw than Microsoft, I think. The thing that makes Google so much cooler is that they also provide good tools to help your data in different ways, like desktop search. Even gmail is just "data"...that you use it to send and receive data is really of no consequence to them, and it's added convience (and value) to you.

    Add to it that they sell appliances that can sift and find info on your network, and you've got a winning business strategy for taming the data beast, which as we all know, is growing faster than anything else.

    Microsoft is freaked because they're part of the problem, and not the solution: it's their Excel/Word/Outlook files that are being searched (as well as every other type of file supported), and they "just-don't-think-that's-right(tm)", because they can't do it themselves and also. To add to the list of sins committed against microsoft by google, they treat all data pretty much equally...a pdf, word document, html file is just the repository of the data being searched.
    "How dare you, google, equate our big fat word docs with a simple html page or *gasp* pdfs!"

    1. Re:Ballmer's absolutely correct... by hattig · · Score: 1

      Hmm, if Google search was the public demonstration of the Google search appliance, then in GMail the public demonstration of an upcoming Google EMail appliance that will eventually kill off Microsoft Exchange by simply being better? Does Google do calendars and stuff yet?

      Couple this with GoogleOS and GoogleBrowser for the ultimate system for the corporate market - fully controllable by the IT department, no local data on machines just a Google Mail box, a Google Search box, a Google File Repository box, and so on.

      Data storage, management and search is the most important capability in the current computer market, and whilst Microsoft can't even release Longhorn without a two year delay and cutting most of the features, their competitors are grabbing the real future of the computer industry.

    2. Re:Ballmer's absolutely correct... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      D00d, haven't you seen the Matrix? Everything is data, that's all!

  123. The truth is obvious enough.. by FriedDylan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For anyone who has any knowledge of the history of technology as we know it today that is.. Microsoft's true strength lies in its abilitiy to both remain so very deeply rooted in the technology most people are using (as an OS and also a vital application publisher for productivity) as well as the ability to throw oooglobs of money at problems until they go away- They've never necessarily been on top due to outstanding performance and quality product. Can Google remain on top of this game or will Microsoft prevail simply because they store enough water in its hump to live the longest in the desert without a drink, so to speak.. I'm thinking the latter is true but through atrition we may find different.. No empire is forever.

  124. google should ... by jesusfingchrist · · Score: 0

    they should make their own IM client, better than MSN just to throw salt in the wound. Im sure I'd use it.

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  125. Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was finally running out of things to complain about. Thanks, Microsoft!

  126. Listen To Ballmer, He's An Expert by johnos · · Score: 1

    Really, he's the CEO of the world's most successful two hit wonder (Windows & Office). That's just about it in terms of Revenue and Profit at Microsoft. Sitting on two hits, he can look down his nose at those one hit bozos.

  127. You can have my Google... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...when you pry it from my cold, dead browser!

    Nemo -- N'rn WI

  128. And Microsoft may also go away by LWATCDR · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Anyone remember...
    AMC
    Eastern Airlines
    Data General
    Control Data
    DEC
    Cray
    Digital Research
    Douglas Aircraft
    Wright Aircraft Engines
    Atari
    Commodore
    Or even shrink like Zilog.

    Frankly Microsoft is scared. Only one company in the microcomputer world has survived going to a new CPU. That is Apple. It is really looking like the X86 cpu is reaching the end of it's life. Intel is in big trouble since it really does have most of it's eggs in that basket. Look at what Microsoft choose for the XBox 360. Why have .net unless you are planing on leaving the X86 line? Even as far back as NT Microsoft was going multi platform.
    When the X86 is no longer the common denominator and people NEED to buy new software to use the new systems to their full potential will Microsoft loose it's lock in?

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    1. Re:And Microsoft may also go away by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      that's silly, the x86 market is growing year by year. And now Intel has a serious competitor AMD which also has a growing market for its x86 chips. Even if the world switched to largely using another processor, that wouldn't faze microsoft one bit, they've had NT based technology running on FIVE, count 'em FIVE, processors in the past and could easily once again port to say the PPC again if they so chose. They could make Windows run on a Mac if they so chose, be EASIER for them since hardware specs so limited compared to x86 world.

    2. Re:And Microsoft may also go away by Mage+Powers · · Score: 1

      What kind of lock in are you talking about?

    3. Re:And Microsoft may also go away by Spez · · Score: 1

      Are you saying ATARI is forgotten? They are still leaders in the game domain! They own many little companies, and are still in the top 10, maybe even top 5 game producer in the world Watch out what your're saying ;-)

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    4. Re:And Microsoft may also go away by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      "DEC"
      Now owned by HP. DEC technology has a major role in AMD's Opteron. Alpha is still sold.

      "Cray"
      Never went away. They are still a major player in "big iron".

      Digital Research

      "Douglas Aircraft"
      Eventually purchased by Boeing. MD-80s are still flying today.

      "Zilog"
      Millions of Zilog processors are in calculators and other devices. Most of TI's calculator line is Z80 powered.

    5. Re:And Microsoft may also go away by Taleron · · Score: 1

      You forgot Cyrix.

    6. Re:And Microsoft may also go away by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      DEC was bought by Compaq that was bought by HP. The Alpha is end of lifed and DEC no longer really exists.
      Cray was the Supercomputer maker. Now they resell other people stuff and make clusters.
      Douglas is Dead MD-80s are still flying but so are Waco biplanes. Boeing ate what was left of Douglas alive. It is freaky to see the Boeing F-18s.
      Zilog no long makes top of the line CPUs they are in the embedded space.

      Face it when you used to be a major player and get bought and your name is erased you are part of history not the present.

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    7. Re:And Microsoft may also go away by rjung2k · · Score: 1

      Today's "Atari" is Infogrames with a new name.

      The original, honest-to-ghod Nolan Bushnell/Jack Tramiel Atari died years ago.

    8. Re:And Microsoft may also go away by Emetophobe · · Score: 1

      ATARI (different then the original Atari), just closed 2 out of their 3 U.S offices. I wouldn't say they are doing well.

    9. Re:And Microsoft may also go away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      atari and commodore survived going to a new cpu just fine in the move from 8-bit machines.

    10. Re:And Microsoft may also go away by dmarcoot · · Score: 1

      your living in a dream world. Atari is Atari name only. They are a property which has been traded like a hot potatoes about 2 or 3 times in last 8 years or so for the game library more than anything.

      I grew up on Atari during the golden age of gaming, and even then, Activation was king. I love Atari's arcades as much as anyone, but lets be realistic about what Atari was and what Atari is.

    11. Re:And Microsoft may also go away by dmarcoot · · Score: 0

      Jack Tramiel wasn't never part of Orginal Atari. he bought the company, and skilled the Atari 7800 System 2 years before Nintendo took off with NES, By time he dusted it off, they had already lost due to his lack of vision. The 7800 was a superior machine even when it came out 2 years after it was ready, but it was too late. NIntendo owned the market.

      Jack Tramiel probably cant be blamed for all of Atari's mis-fortunes at that time, but he dod squander and Opportunity in history Ninetendo saw which he didnt.

  129. might come true by rnx · · Score: 1

    thing is as soon as ms offers a "good enough" search engine tightly coupled to their market dominating OS/Browser most common people will never get to know/forget there even are other search engines.

  130. Re:One hit? (and you missed...) by gosand · · Score: 1
    Mapquest, Babelfish and Pubmed are still synonomous with the services they provide, the way Google is with web searching.

    Google Maps kicks the pants off of Mapquest. I use it exclusively now.

    OK, I still use babelfish. But just to try it out, the Google translator gave the identical translation that babelfish did (in my very limited experiment)

    Never heard of Pubmed. Seriously.

    Here is the thing though - Google is becoming a brand. It isn't just for searching web pages anymore. If people start figuring out that they can go to Google for other things, they will. Because they are used to Google's offerings being good and useful.

    (and I can't believe the original poster didn't mention gmail)

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  131. "Don't Believe the Hype" by Chaos_Thoery · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is a classic tactic: Create a stir about an issue that is not really an issue and people will start making it an issue. This is analogous to the political tactic of "wedge issues" in elections.

  132. FUD Alert!!! by el_womble · · Score: 2, Informative
    One hit wonder?
    1. Google Seach: hit
    2. gMail: hit
    3. Desktop Search: hit
    4. Google News: hit
    And thats just the stuff thats out of beta. I'm already using Google Mobile and Maps. They're trusted by geeks and Joe Six Pack alike and look like their about to have another hit with they're caching system. 5 years? One hit wonders? FUD FUD FUD FUD FUD
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    1. Re:FUD Alert!!! by csrjjsmp · · Score: 1

      Google news still says beta quite clearly. And how much money has google made off of those?

  133. Google browser in your logs ?. by Gopal.V · · Score: 1
    I believe the market will continue to speak and decide on the best browser, which right now judging from my logs appears to be Google.

    Scary... really scary , considering that Google has hired a bunch of IE and Firefox devels recently.. Or is your site that pathetic that the only thing that hits is the Google Bot ?.

    Google is THE cool company NOW. I remember a past where Yahoo took that spot. Netscape, Microsoft and Apple have all been there. Five years down the line, there'll be something better , with a totally different name gathering the same sort of crowd google draws now.
    1. Re:Google browser in your logs ?. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or is your site that pathetic that the only thing that hits is the Google Bot ?.

      Oh, like your little pathetic piece of $#!^ page? I've looked at the parent posters website and it seems like a much nicer page than yours. Also, since it appears to be hosted at an edu domain, it likely gets quite a bit of traffic.

    2. Re:Google browser in your logs ?. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or is your site that pathetic...

      Pot, meet kettle.

      I mean your site is truly pathetic.

  134. I'm definitely investing in Google now by jocknerd · · Score: 1, Funny

    Steve Ballmer just convinced me.

  135. One hit wonder?! by Halmos · · Score: 1

    That's exactly how you're SUPPOSED to do it in business. If Google started selling books and crap, we'd all start losing track of what Google means. Like McDonalds now. Or Amazon. M$ can't get their act together anymore cuz they;'re into everything.

  136. Might as well say Microsoft gone in 5 years... by kupci · · Score: 1
    "We are not in the market now with a competitive product, but once we are... boy you better look out because we are going to dominate!

    Fortune has an interesting article about why Google scares Microsoft.

    One of the more interesting items is that Bill was looking through Google's want ads, and they were looking for the exact same type of people Microsoft is. In fact many have jumped ship. It goes into some detail over why they are afraid of the Google model, and the difficulties they have had in building a Google-killer.

    Microsoft has certainly managed to turn it's battleship around and demolish competitors (Netscape), and perhaps that's possible here, with their 34 Billion in cash, however I think the main difficulty will be that Google too is making money. And they aren't standing still.

  137. But seriously, folks... by Radres · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I happen to think that given the two very different philosophies of these companies that Google is probably dominating the marketshare of talented developers. Google quite simply appeals more to the geek aesthetic of innovation and using technology to enhance people's lives. MS is all about hampering innovation and using devious business tactics to ensure that inferior technology always prospers. At least that's the general perception.

    If you're one of the best software developers out there, who would you rather work for? Even if MS offers more money, it's hard to justify wanting to work for MS.

    Gates has admitted in many interviews that the key to the success of Microsoft has always been in attracting the best minds to come work for them. Something tells me that is no longer the case and that is why the writing is on the wall for Microsoft.

    1. Re:But seriously, folks... by LucBorg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Explain to me please why "it's hard to justify wanting to work for MS". Being paid more money is a perfectly valid reason.

      Google has purchased like 15 other smaller companies already, looks like they are following exactly in MS's footsteps. By purchasing them, GGL gets the money which those companies would otherwise have made from their products. No difference at all between Microsoft and Google.

      I will end by saying I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!!! Because of my statement of fact about google, which is unpleasant to the eyes of the GGL fundamnetalists that populate this website, this post will go down to -1, flamebait. Fairness is what is required, and that means that criticising where criticism is due. Try not to let the anti-MS sentiment fog up your view before jumping on the "let's blame MS and ignore all other companies' faults" bandwaggon please.

    2. Re:But seriously, folks... by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I'm one of the best software developers out there and I have an offer to work for Google and an offer to work for MS and MS will pay more, as your 2nd paragraph says, which one I choose will largely depend on my personal ambition. If I have ambition it's Google, no question. If I have no ambition, I pick MS. It pays more, and I can slide with producing buggy code. The downside is that anything I come up with belongs to MS. But I have no ambition, so who cares?

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    3. Re:But seriously, folks... by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      On the topic of ignoring other's faults, you spelled bandwagon wrong.

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    4. Re:But seriously, folks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This seems believable... until you've become privy to the inside poop. And I have.

      With regard to hiring, Google seems to have a general policy of abusing the hype surrounding their name to take advantage of young, naive twenty-somethings. The pay is crap. I don't see them hiring the best talent in the world with those wages.

      I think their approach to labor is like their approach to Linux clustering. They are looking for cheap commodity labor now. They have already developed the interesting algorithms for their search.

    5. Re:But seriously, folks... by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      Unless they have changed dramatically in the last couple of years MS does *not* pay more money. And with their stock not doing so well now those options are not nearly as attractive as they used to be.

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    6. Re:But seriously, folks... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Being paid more money is a perfectly valid reason.

      Not if the cost of living is so high it negates that. Wages aren't the issue, the wage/price ratio is what is the issue. Getting paid 2X more and cost of living 2X more isn't any better - it actually is worse due to progressive taxation where the more you make the more % is taken away.

      Case in point: New York City. You can make a lot more there than in Las Vegas. But parking your car over there costs as much as renting an apartment here! Everything costs more.

      Of course a counter argument can be made that if you can save up a decent (perhaps 10%) portion of your income for a while and then move to a cheaper area (like Las Vegas) you can win big (no pun intended) since your savings now have more buying power (portion of high wages/low prices = good ratio). So going to NYC, the Bay Area, Seattle or some such for a while may be a wise move.

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    7. Re:But seriously, folks... by SumoRoach · · Score: 1

      You have it backwards. If I want to make money off stock options, I want to join when it's at a low point, not a high point.

      If it's going downhill, then you have a point, otherwise, you have it backwards.

    8. Re:But seriously, folks... by Tachikoma · · Score: 1

      Does anyone remember Gates complaining about not being able to hire enough foreign workers? I'm an American software engineer, and personally I'd rather work for a company that is hiring bright American minds rather than on that is lobbying to be able to bring more foreign bright minds to take my job.

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    9. Re:But seriously, folks... by cirisme · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you really think the gripe about "business practices" has anything remotely to do with buying other businesses? No, the complaint made is about what they see as anti-competitive moves, not buying companies. Whether that's correct or incorrect, that's the perception that they have, a perception that didn't come because of business buyouts.

    10. Re:But seriously, folks... by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      It is going downhill and options is the wrong word but I don't know the right word for stock that is given outright to you. So basically you are given stock as a major part of your compensation plan that is likely to be worth less in 6 months than it is when it is given to you.

      Granted I'm not a great investor but that doesn't sound very fun to me.

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    11. Re:But seriously, folks... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Microsoft isn't that great of a place to work. And actually they pay less than Google.

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    12. Re:But seriously, folks... by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      But you would want those bright foreign minds to buy what you make ignoring their own country's products?

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    13. Re:But seriously, folks... by Jasin+Natael · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I would second that thought. Microsoft claims they have the 'best minds' working for them, but I would posit that their measurement comes from easily quantifiable metrics, and has nothing to do with innovative or intuitive people.

      From what I've seen in school, Microsoft attracts all the students (especially international ones) who have gotten a 4.0 in all their classes and can handle the stress of working 16-hour days. And, sadly, the ones who have no ideological stake in the computer industry, but who got their degree solely to make money.

      The people Microsoft doesn't pay attention to (or can't get) are the Linux nerds who'll try to compile a kernel for anything that runs on electrical current, the creative Mac geeks who are just as handy with Photoshop as CodeWarrior, or the true computer scientists who are completely platform-agnostic as long as they can use a computer to learn something or solve a problem. There are other stereotypes out there, but (for the most part) they all tend to evoke this idea of being principled about their use of technology.

      My guess is that Microsoft's patent policies, legal strong-arming, and monopolistic practices made it clear to this crowd long ago that they didn't give a flying crap where the industry, technology in general or even society (to the extent that it is steered by developments in their areas of operation) was going, as long as it put some money in their pockets. And there ARE a lot of PhD's and Masters Degree Holders that this tactic appeals to. At least in my experience, the really innovative and involved computer scientists don't tend to maintain a 4.0, attend every class, or participate in all the computer-related clubs on campus. But they are the ones with a personal stake in this industry, and for some reason, they tend to care enough about the computer community and the well-being of society at large to tell MSoft to screw off.

      I don't know why I just wasted 10 minutes preaching to the crowd...

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    14. Re:But seriously, folks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems that alot of Slashdotters have the perception that buying a company is anti-competitive, because you don't have to compete with that specific company anymore. I'm not saying Microsoft hasn't had some shady business practices in the past, but it seems like everytime there's some article posted on here about them buying out some company, some people start posting about how they are doing so because they can't compete, or are going to integrate it into another product, etc, etc..

    15. Re:But seriously, folks... by swimmar132 · · Score: 1

      Google has purchased like 15 other smaller companies already, looks like they are following exactly in MS's footsteps. By purchasing them, GGL gets the money which those companies would otherwise have made from their products. No difference at all between Microsoft and Google.

      Yes, no difference at all! They both have bought companies! So no difference!

      Aaahahahahaa. Sorry, that post made my day.

    16. Re:But seriously, folks... by rikkus-x · · Score: 1

      What amazed me when watching some 'MSDN TV' videos was that many of their developers work in tiny windowless offices. I wonder if the term 'stir crazy' features in many lunchtime chats.

      Rik

    17. Re:But seriously, folks... by The+trees · · Score: 1

      I once had an interview for a job at Microsoft. It didn't pan out, but I was actually interested in it. I figured they've got plenty of room for improvement.

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    18. Re:But seriously, folks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're generalizing. If Google wants you bad enough, they will pay you an insanely high salary. That's why they zealously guard their salary information--it's very lopsided. It depends on a few factors--did you come to them, or did they come to you? Are you from a competitor or potential acquisition? Are you a Stanford grad? (this one's unfortunate, but the bias is real) How have you proven that Google needs you?

    19. Re:But seriously, folks... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      But parking your car over there costs as much as renting an apartment here!

      While I agree with your post, I have to ask, why would you even WANT a car in NYC?

    20. Re:But seriously, folks... by admactanium · · Score: 1
      What amazed me when watching some 'MSDN TV' videos was that many of their developers work in tiny windowless offices. I wonder if the term 'stir crazy' features in many lunchtime chats.
      microsoft's office assignments are based only on tenure with the company and not seniority. a manager can have a much smaller office than a subordinate if the manager is a new employee.
    21. Re:But seriously, folks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Knowing those my friends who have gone off to Redmond to work at Microsoft I can say this:

      You're full of it.

      They are creative, talented people, who "care" about computing.

      So there, my anecdotal evidence against yours. What have we got?

    22. Re:But seriously, folks... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Subway doesn't go everywhere.

      Big parts of Queens for example. Staten Island doesn't have subway. Same with Long Island. And the LIRR isn't near all the places in Long Island people live in.

      People often want to live outside the city and commute to NYC to get to work.

      Though the subway is great (people's bashing of it is a gross distortion of the truth) if both your start and destination are close enough to it.

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    23. Re:But seriously, folks... by zerbot · · Score: 2, Informative

      I know a guy who works for Microsoft and he is seriously demoralized because of the crap associated with Microsoft even though his project isn't involved in all the mudslinging. He feels trapped because there hasn't been another local employer for his skills and he doesn't want to uproot his family.

      But... the other day I mentioned a project that Google is getting into that has natural extensions into his area. He really perked up at that. Google has opened an office quite close to Microsoft. Hmm...

    24. Re:But seriously, folks... by Tachikoma · · Score: 1

      Yes. Everyone buys what I make, and I accumulate enough money to buy the world.

      http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGBZXQZY18E.html

      Good 'ol Bill claims that there aren't enough talent programmers in the States so he needs more than 65,000 foreign workers. I find that hard to believe as I can't go a day with out seeing something on the internet about software engineers with no jobs or offshoring etc etc. It obviously comes down to cost. Offshoring is cheaper. Maybe because they work for less, or maybe American programmers demand too much. I don't know the answer.

      Do I want them to ignore their own products? No.

      In the past physical products were cheaper to get from other locations because they were more abundant there or didn't exist where you were, i.e. silk, spice, cotton whatever.

      Software development doesn't have those geographical advantages/disadvantages. It doesn't need to grow in a certain climate or be siphoned out of the ground where a bunch of dinosaurs used to live. If it can be made in texas just as easily as it can be in India/china/mars why not get it from texas (assuming you're in the states). Again, cost is the biggest factor.

      Needing more employees is one thing, but going off shore to get them because "We're just not seeing an available labor pool" is crap

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    25. Re:But seriously, folks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The downside is that anything I come up with belongs to MS.

      How is that any different from Google? Are you really naive enough to think you would get to own code you write at Google?

      I know people that work at both MS and Google, and I can tell you that they are quite similar in that sense. My personal preference would be to work at MS simply because you get to expand out and become immersed in different kinds of research since they are so diversified. But that's just my own personal preference.

    26. Re:But seriously, folks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, as someone who as WORKED at MS, I have to say that's about the most incorrect statement I've heard in a long time. In fact I can't believe you would actually be so inept as to post something like this.

      Microsoft does not care about grades AT ALL! I've seen people at MS who have flunked out of college, people who have low GPAs, people who never got a formal education. Even the interview process places extremely low importance on grades.

      MS cares about:
      1.) Can you show intelligence during your interview? As proven by your ability to solve puzzles, work out coding questions on a whiteboard, etc
      2.) What are your previous accomplishments? What programs have you written, what projects have you participated in, what papers have you published. They don't care about what languages you know because anyone can learn a programming language; they care about your innovative ability.

      But I wouldn't expect most Slashdotters to understand or believe that. You would rather believe Microsoft stifles innovation and hires idiots.

    27. Re:But seriously, folks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you hit the nail right on the head. I would also like to add that the benefits package could be a perfectly valid reason too. MS has one of the best employee medical coverage plans in the country.

    28. Re:But seriously, folks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The proof is in the pudding stupid. Their products are a nightmare to use.

    29. Re:But seriously, folks... by MadAhab · · Score: 1
      Apparently they didn't test *your* ability to apply basic logic. The set of the people who went to his school is a tiny subset of people who go to work at Microsoft. Try drawing out the Venn diagram and work out the syllogism; you can invalidate his inference but not his logic or his observation.

      I'll re-paraphrase what he said for you: the people at his school most interested in working at Microsoft were greed-driven grade grubbers, and that doesn't bode well for Microsoft's future ability to attract the most talented programmers.

      Actually I think that Microsoft uses every and any combination of dirty tricks and skillful programming necessary to destroy any perceived competition, and gets very smart people to do it. However, the quality of the end result is generally compromised anywhere and everywhere there is an absence of competition or pressure from huge customers. When the user's experience gets in the way of murdering the competition, too bad for the user: there's always the chance to convince them it's the competition's fault. I think you'll find these ideas more closely represent common beliefs about Microsoft around here (and elsewhere) than your self-focused whining.

      But if you want me to reconsider the idiots thing, feel free to reply.

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    30. Re:But seriously, folks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would second that thought. Microsoft claims they have the 'best minds' working for them, but I would posit that their measurement comes from easily quantifiable metrics, and has nothing to do with innovative or intuitive people.

      I can only agree with your statements, especially that we're preaching to the choir.

      If MS really does hire the "best minds", why is it that they cannot write good software? Does anyone remember Windows 95 -- what a piece of shit that was! Where were all those "best minds" on that one? This is a serious question: where the hell were these so-called geniuses of software development?

      Or could it possibly be that Google knows something MS doesn't?

    31. Re:But seriously, folks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot Nitpick:

      Preaching to the choir, not the crowd.

    32. Re:But seriously, folks... by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0

      You pretty much described their rank-and-file programmers. The leaders though are some pretty high-flyers in the industry.

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    33. Re:But seriously, folks... by axis_omega · · Score: 1

      I don't know why I just wasted 10 minutes preaching to the crowd...

      I would third your though. You're not waisting time really btw.
      MS attracts people who has no clue of what the whole information age is all about.
      Google on the other hand, is still too much in his infant age, I could not tell right now, how it will turn to. But they tend to be on the good side of the force. I really hope it will stay that way. The clever 4.0 rated student can't, most of the time, see the big picture. And it's a pity...

      In the end, good people change the world, and they don't need and aren't super smart.
      The right words are involved and aware...

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    34. Re:But seriously, folks... by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      well the people I knwo who have gone to microsoft are exactly what the parent poster said.

      and theyw ere BAD programmers to boot.

    35. Re:But seriously, folks... by bluephone · · Score: 1

      The only part I disagree on is the "inferior" part. Mot ALL MS tech is inferior. They use thos tactics to ensure _their_ tech prospers, regardless of which is inferior/superior. Example, WMA and WMV are great codecs, but they're super-closed and proprietary. Were they open/GPL, I guarantee you Linux users would be flocking to them.

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    36. Re:But seriously, folks... by LucBorg · · Score: 1
      You probably haven't even a seen a google employee, and yet you act as if you are some great authority on their business ethics. It appears you see google in some evangelically pure light, and microsoft as a big bad joke that can't do anything right.

      Now I don't actually like MS sitting there with their massive monopoly. We need several strong companies out there, so that we the consumer can have maximum choice, and so that all the companies will be forced to work hard and win our business over.

      But it is obvious that MS has done a lot right. Otherwise how could Gates be the richest man in the world? Windows was a great product - sure it has problems, but it was popular enough to displace Apple's dominant position, back in the days of 3.1, and then beyond.

      What of the GGL creators (I don't know their names by heart. Shock! horror!) slashing their salaries to $1 each to avoid tax, and gaining all that money from far far lower taxed stock dividens? If Gates were to do that, there would be thousands of posts on Slashdot talking about how evil he is to play the system like that - but when GGL does it, it's OK.

      Simply put the people who sit around blindly writing about the goodness and "lack of evil" of GGL are the same people who say Apple is great. Apple products are overpriced, and the designs which did look nice 10 years ago when they first came out all in white, are just boring and repetative now.

      What exactly is the difference between google and MS? MS is much larger and has much more money in their bank account. MS goes around buying companies that competes with them. Apple would do the exact same thing if they were in the same position as MS, as would GGL - in fact, they've already started!

      So I ask you again, please tell me what the difference between MS and GGL is. To me, GGL looks like a mini-MS. Perhaps MS will die soon, like all empires that have ever been on this planet, but GGL will be the ones to replace them, being different only in colour schemes and name.

    37. Re:But seriously, folks... by winwar · · Score: 1

      "You would rather believe Microsoft stifles innovation and hires idiots."

      You know, I really want to believe that MS hires very bright and creative people. I imagine they do. I suspect they also hire very bright and creative marketers too. The goal of the people who run the corporation is profit. Guess who wins.

      MS products are good enough. And certainly not innovative.

    38. Re:But seriously, folks... by winwar · · Score: 1

      "If MS really does hire the "best minds", why is it that they cannot write good software?"

      I wouldn't call their software bad. It really isn't any worse than a lot of other stuff out there. But you make a very good point. Hiring the best minds might be great for a research institution. But a business needs more than creative people to create excellent products. Imagine hiring great chefs to run all aspects of a restaurant. One suspects the dining experience might not be the greatest....

    39. Re:But seriously, folks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon's hiring too and has a wide offering of jobs. They've hired several people from Microsoft recently. May or may not have something relevant to your friend.

    40. Re:But seriously, folks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Otherwise how could Gates be the richest man in the world?

      And how could Hitler have taken over half of Europe?

      That's a silly argument, and I'll give it the answer it deserves -- because we don't live in a universe with idealized free markets (where consumers have complete knowledge and so forth).

    41. Re:But seriously, folks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know a good programmer who interned at Microsoft, but he kept a Tux doll in his cubicle, so I'm not sure that it counts.

    42. Re:But seriously, folks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can we know that they're good when they're so closed? The only impression that's left is from using it, and for that, WMV is "the stuff that sometimes works, sometimes gives random moving colors and a terrible noise, and usually just ends up with "Windows media player can't find a codec for this file".

      It's like a car that we can't even see the color of, but we can hear the engine fail 75% of the times it's started. How are we supposed to know that "it's a great car/codec"?

    43. Re:But seriously, folks... by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      I have no idea if Google is going to say they own your code. It's the side project perk that I'm getting after. Who else pays you to do your own thing and give you their blessing to do so. I don't see it at MS.

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  138. Playing Google's Game by SoupIsGood+Food · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Google's business model is simple:

    1)Create an enormous webserver cluster using cheap hardware and cheaper (free) software.

    2) Then think of clever things to do with it.

    Step 3, instead of being ???, is "sell non-annoying text ads aligned with the context of what the user is viewing."

    4) Profit!

    Parts one, three and four are easy. Part Two is hard... really, really hard. Unsurprisingly, it's where Google is throwing the lion's share of their money and manpower. They foster a spirit and culture of top-tier creativity.

    This culture has been crushed into line-toeing, bootlicking mediocrity by Microsoft management. They're great for incremental updates in line with whatever upper-management mandate Bill has in mind this year and aping what smaller competitors are doing, but they suck at breaking new ground.

    So, MSFT will always be a step behind in a game Google engineered to reward only those who can think new things first. Even if Microsoft manages to invent or buy a new idea, Google will come up with a way of making it faster, cheaper, safer and more powerful. It's what they did to Microsoft's Hotmail.

    SoupIsGood Food

    1. Re:Playing Google's Game by Alomex · · Score: 1

      This culture has been crushed into line-toeing, bootlicking mediocrity by Microsoft management. They're great for incremental updates in line with whatever upper-management mandate Bill has in mind this year and aping what smaller competitors are doing, but they suck at breaking new ground.

      I tried to make this point to some higher ups at Microsoft last year. Somehow I don't think I managed to convince them of the need for a different culture @ MSN search.

    2. Re:Playing Google's Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got two things wrong about google's business. I'll let you figure them out

    3. Re:Playing Google's Game by chrisd · · Score: 2, Informative
      Not Speaking for Google:

      I see 3 being pretty hard. I mean, look at how many sites keep up with that punch the monkey stuff. Number 2 is the most fun though.

      Chris

      PS: We are hiring, if you think you're up to the challenge :-)

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    4. Re:Playing Google's Game by shanen · · Score: 1
      Microsoft's Hotmail? You've already forgotten that Microsoft *BOUGHT* Hotmail?

      I'm really hard pressed to think of any innovation Microsoft has come up with. Even cutting the gonads off of your competitors is old news, though Microsoft is exceptionally good at it.

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  139. If it's not Microsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's vowed to a certain death.

  140. Note to mods... by p3d0 · · Score: 0

    Repeating something that was said in the Slashdot blurb itself, and then embellishing with fairly typical Slashdot remarks about "Microsoft FUD", is not insightful, even if you agree with it (which I do).

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  141. Precisely why MS must attack Google by alienmole · · Score: 1
    The strength of a company is not in its products but in the quality of their people, and right now, it looks like Google has the very best.
    Exactly. There was a time when the same was true of Microsoft - they were a group of some of the smartest people in the world. Somewhere in its enormous growth, though, that ceased to be true. The only thing that threatens Microsoft is a large group of smarter, fresher people, and Google right now is a top contender. Expect Microsoft's anti-Google FUD to get worse.
  142. M$ Spinning Out of Control by webzombie · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It doesn't surprise me that Steve and Bill feel compelled to lash out at anyone who is doing better then they every did. And it must really piss them off that Google's and Apples iPOD successes sprang from originality and real innovation... the not extend, embrace and buyout method M$ has relied on for it's "innovation" for last few decades.

    XBox360 Smoke and Mirrors!

    Ballmer obviously didn't get the memo from the XBox360 boys about the problems they were having getting those Apple G5s to fit into that tiny little XBox360 case. Here a couple of photos that proof what's really powering those XBox360 videos and more importantly game demos... and it ain't in the case M$ has been showing everyone. Hell the damn thing isn't even plugged in!
    http://www.talksudbury.com/forums/index.php?showto pic=381

    1. Re:M$ Spinning Out of Control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they want to release this hardware in 5 months time? I think they'll be lucky to get a release by December. I think they're trying to stall people from buying a PS2 or GameCube this year.

  143. Anything Balmer has to say... by jskline · · Score: 1

    In my opinion, based on Mr. Balmer's personal history, and Microsoft's history as a whole, anything Mr. Balmer has to say about technology and such with competitors is pure bunk. The man needs a bar of soap in his mouth for some of the things he's said.

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  144. Ballmer is wrong, Gates is right by Jeff+Hornby · · Score: 0

    While I agree that Google is here to stay and Ballmer is an idiot for saying anything different, I think Bill Gates prediction that the iPod will disappear is probably accurate.

    Remember that we're talking about Apple here, who have built a whole corporate culture around screwing up early to market advantages. Why do we think that this will be any different?

    That said, it's not Microsoft that's going to create an iPod killer, it's probably Sony or some other electronics company that actually has some experience in small electronic consumer goods; of course, it could just as easily be Nokia or Samsung.

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    1. Re:Ballmer is wrong, Gates is right by Big_Breaker · · Score: 1

      I agree with your Apple comment. They are innovators with the special gift of creating solid new products. Many innovators suffer from weak initial execution and are swamped with competition by the time the bugs are worked out. Apple doesn't suffer from that problem. Their products are generally rock solid from the get go. That gives lets them crack a market wide open but it doesn't stop the imitators.

  145. Coulda Shoulda Mighta Woulda... by karlandtanya · · Score: 1
    All translate from Bullshit to English as
    "did not"


    Similarly for their future tense forms.


    So, when you say "And monkeys...", I hear you saying that they actually won't.

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  146. Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not a M$ hater, but I have to say -- what the hell is Stevey smoking?

  147. So, that will be more or less... by Carnil · · Score: 0

    when Longhorn is released, right?

  148. Thus saith Mr Ballmer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait a sec, what does this man actually do for a living? What does he do that warrants his income? His main output is making transparently self-serving, childish remarks about his business competitors? Oh I get it, MS is a religion and he's the number one adherent. Ok, got it now, next...

  149. one hit too many by epine · · Score: 1


    # Use a clear subject that encapsulates your message for the benefit of the all the RTFA-impaired lamers, but fill your post full of drivel anyway to satisfy the lameness filter

  150. 1-hit wonder. by zwilliams07 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hmmmm...

    - a kick ass search engine
    - a news service that offers alerts via email
    - a request an answer service
    - a mail-order catalog search
    - a directory listing for all of its cataloged sites
    - a cache service that keeps multiple stores of websites
    - a shopping search engine
    - a groups service for mailing lists and discussion groups
    - an awesome image search engine
    - a local business and service finder
    - a better than average maps search engine
    - mobility service
    - a scholar paper search
    - specialized searches for technology
    - an university search
    - a blogging system
    - a code search engine for open source
    - a desktop search engine
    - an instant message service
    - an explore function (keyhole)
    - an image sharing system
    - a translator system
    - the largest free email service available

    No wonder Windows is so awful, hell even the big boss can't count correctly.

  151. Duh! by NieKinNL · · Score: 1

    Ofcourse it "disappears". In 5 years Google is just simple known as "The internet", duh!

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  152. in 2000, they said the same about java by avi33 · · Score: 1

    ...and we can see how accurate that turned out to be.

  153. On Mr. Ballmer using Google by Haiku+4+U · · Score: 0

    Mr. Ballmer is
    quite misinformed. My guess is
    he uses MSN Search.

  154. Voodoo Economics by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    This story says nothing about Google so much as it shows the power of Microsoft's media echo chamber. The power of the MS monopoly gives Ballmer a "make it so" button, and he's pressing it wildly. The press is sure to repeat it, almost without exception uncritically, especially in the press they pay for. PHB's around the world get paid to repeat the "common sense" they read in the press, and their consensus drives the IT economy. Ballmer shoots, he scores! And besides, even Microsoft has to actually do something to justify its existence beyond a 5-year horizon... What if Google gets slammed, like MS did, with some kind of Google startup?

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  155. No, Ballmer is right because Gates was right... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
    ...I just took out 1/2GB of memory from my home PC and put in a 1MB SIMM instead. Windows XP runs perfectly fine!

    640K definitely is more than enough memory anyone would ever need.

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  156. goggled in 5 by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 1

    I think Steve is more likely to be gone in 4 when Longhorn turns into Win2006, er '07, uh '08, well really SP3.

  157. Stages of Microsoft vs Google by metoc · · Score: 1, Insightful

    1. Denial
    They are a one hit wonder.

    2. Bargaining
    Buy them out, make partnerships, call the lawyers, do something!

    3. Anger
    This just isn't right. We are supposed to rule for ever. What's the point of buying politicians!

    4. Despair
    This can't be happening! Where's Bill!

    5. Acceptance
    I will sell my stock, get my severance and retire.

  158. A success like Lotus, Apple, Palm, Netscape, IBM by G4from128k · · Score: 1

    Apple and IBM? Google will join the ranks of successful technology companies? No way!

    Both Apple and IBM were much stronger companies 10-15 years ago. IBM owned the IBM-PC market, but let the platform get away from them. Apple used to have 12% marketshare and dominate the education market. I'm not belittling their current "success" of IBM, Apple, et al, except to say that these companies are well off their peak.

    But you are right. Google won't dissappear, although they might be bought by someone such as Lotus and Netscape were. Like these other examples, Google will continue. The question is can they dominate an industry where the platform is controlled by MS?

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  159. Company that can do no Wrong? by eno2001 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Where is this kind of bullshit coming from? Sure Google has their little "Don't be evil" motto, but that's clearly tongue-in-cheek. To me, Ballme sounds more like a little bully who is trying to save face after losing one battle by making fun of his opponent. Or even more to the point, it's real easy to imagine Homer Simpson standing in for Ballmer saying that same exact thing in his mocking tone of voice.

    The point is that Microsoft is late to the search engine game as they were late to the web browser game. They clearly have an edge with their OS monopoly and could use the same tactics they did with Netscape. But, this isn't just about search engines now. With Google expanding into mail, price comparisons, news aggregation, online book searches, maps and usenet news in searchable format, MS has a lot to catch up with. Of course, they are going to publicize their search tools the most since most people in the mainstream are only aware of Google as a search engine and are only now coming around to GMail.

    Where Google needs to be careful is in how the average user percieves web seraches. Most mainstream users are not aware of the difference between a web page and an application. For example, I migrated my parents over from Windows to Linux two years ago and they haven't looked back. They are typical users with nearly no computer experience except for what they saw me do as I grew up. My dad was very surprised to see the Google search engine (their default home page in Firefox) on his Linux box when he first logged in. He said, "You mean Google can run on Linux"? Which illustrates my point perfectly.

    It's apparent that Microsoft is going to package search capabilities into their next version of Windows. That search will be a local application with web searching abilities. I'm expecting it to actually be embedded into IE as a subset of the OS like many other IE components are This is going to mean that the performance and functionality is going to appear much faster when compared to a web tool like Google. Google should really make it clear to users that they are using a remote tool when searching the internet. But... if they built their own browser (maybe based on Firefox or in partnership with Firefox), they could build in search functionality in the same way the IE will likely have it. This could result in a more seamless experience with Google web vs. Google Desktop.

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  160. TiVo by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Google has been verbed, it isn't easy killing something that has been verbed. When you search for something you 'Google' for it, MSNing for something just seems wrong.

    Not easy, but possible, and TiVo will be next. Of course, it's easy for MS to say, having developed so many successful products. I don't think they've had a new profitable division in 15 years since MS Office - yes, last I checked their gaming division wasn't making them money.

    1. Re:TiVo by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      "TiVo will be next"

      Yep, that's why Comcast is partnering with them. It couldn't be that its because Tivo is kicking their butts in the PVR market.

      Not to mention that their partnership with Netflix (who just beat freakin' *WAL*MART* into submission) has the potential to be the next iTunes. For that matter, context sensitive ads could be the next adSense.

    2. Re:TiVo by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      Yep, that's why Comcast is partnering with them. It couldn't be that its because Tivo is kicking their butts in the PVR market.

      Did you notice that TiVo's leadership quit? And most of your argument contains "potential?" And that TiVo traded DirecTV for Comcast (a downgrade)?

      Your argument sounds like a junk-bond prospectus.

    3. Re:TiVo by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      "TiVo traded DirecTV for Comcast (a downgrade)"

      Comcast is bigger than DirecTV. Plus, it's not true: http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000360038927/

      DirecTV and TiVo are still together.

      I don't see anything about TiVo's leadership quitting. Co-founder Mike Ramsay is still there: http://www.tivo.com/5.1.asp

      My argument isn't based in the potential of new products. Those are just the icing. The primary argument is that TiVo continues to sign new customers. In particular, contrary to popular belief, not even the largest cable company is succeeding in offering alternatives to TiVo that customers want.

  161. I imagine this is how the real dialog went... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    Interviewer: So, where do you see Google 5 years from now?
    Balmer: In our pocket. We'll have tried every underhanded practice and completely devistated them. Blackmail, sabotage - you name it, we'll do it.
    Interviewer: Er, ok. But seriously.
    Balmer: *evil, unpredictable smile* Oh, I wasn't being serious? Anyway..
    Interviewer: ... moving on, what is Microsoft...

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  162. What color is Microsoft's sky? by suitepotato · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'll have some of whatever he's smoking!(obligatory Kung Pow reference)

    First, who are these people that think Google can do no wrong, and what planet are they on? Net techies are a notoriously cyncial lot so these must be people who think AOL is the Internet. Doesn't sound like anyone I know who's familiar with the history of major corporation, software, and the Internet.

    Second, does some of what has come out of Redmond strike anyone as the type of talk that goes along the same lines as someone who just majorly wiped out on a boogie board, slammed into the girl they've been trying to get on the good side of, and then tried to shrug it off by saying they meant to do that?

    Google has essentially come out of nowhere with an end-run around the largest self-proclaimed netcentric corporation on Earth, which was caught asleep at the switch living in their own little world of deciding for others what they need rather than ascertaining their needs from those others and then pandering to those needs. That's the sort of disasterous arrogance that Steve Jobs has reeked of for years and where did it get Apple for the longest time? Remember when Apple decided for the users what apps should be availible by way of stonewalling developers whose work they didn't care about? (or didn't pay enough blood money to APDA)

    We've heard from major companies before with prognostications about competition and upstarts. Netscape has all but bit the dust, AOL is irrellevant, SCO is a laughing stock, IBM is decrepit and moldy, Oracle is still bound to Lord Ellison and his mountainous ego, and so forth.

    All in all, Microsoft has been doing pretty well fixing their stuff of late and Longhorn, other than the DRM obsessiveness, looks to be a big improvement over XP which was a massive improvement over the 95-ME strains of Windows. For them to be acting this way says they're in an internal panic, directionless, and they know it. They've long delusionally thought they knew better so even when they didn't, they didn't act like they were in deep cr*p. Looks to me like the delusion is breaking down, reality is intruding, and they finally realize they don't really know where the Internet is going and what people will glom onto and really worried about not knowing.

    Microsoft, welcome to the world in real time. None of us know where anything is headed for sure and that's just life. You can't always set the trends and create the demand. Sometimes, you have to react to them and serve the people with them.

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    1. Re:What color is Microsoft's sky? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. It's really sad when you think about it. MS has *supposedly* known for years that the Internet was where the next power struggle would take place, and that it would occur within the Web browser. They claimed this as the reason for devoting the initial efforts to IE and bundling it with Windows. Well, with all that time to plan and a war chest of $60 billion plus, the war sure isn't going how they planned, is it?

  163. Re:Meta-information? Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm, but meta tags have been in HTML for over 10 years, and any self respecting search engine doesn't use them because the ratio of true, accurate meta tags to overloaded inaccurate meta tags is around 1:1000.

    The only thing that Google could do better on in its search is to remove all the hardware shop listings when searching for things like "review of product".

  164. What language does Ballmer speak? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Until 2 billion PCs, we have a lot to count, but once the computing systems are started to be employed in other domains, the implementation pace of the computing systems will increase even more in a very short time."

    Is this English? How can someone with such a round, bald head sound so much like Dilbert's PHB? Every time I see him I think of the monster from "Young Frankenstein".

    1. Re:What language does Ballmer speak? by sabat · · Score: 1

      Dude, it's not like he got his job because of his qualifications.

      He's Gates' fat, arrogant college buddy.

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  165. Ballmer's Exclusivity by gillrock · · Score: 1

    Since "These predictions belong exclusively to Microsoft's CEO"...

    Maybe he should consider filing for yet another useless patent.

    --
    "...the shortest distance between two points may be straight line, but it is by no means the most interesting."
  166. Google has the best people by NimNar · · Score: 1


    Right now the best developers are going to work for Google and they are producing the best software.

    I was blown away by Picasa and Hello when I started using them. The desktop search is so good it's kind of spooky.

    Google seems to be trying to produce all necessary "lifestyle" software, and they're doing this very well. I am not recommending that anyone buy Google stock, but they deserve a thousand thanks for raising the bar on free (as in beer) software.

  167. Google by geniusnate · · Score: 1

    this is the most ridiculously post ever. Google will expand, employees spend 1/5 of their day with new innovation. Plus their scale of improvement is so much more dynamic than that of Microsoft's right now. If anything google will take over microsoft's search engine in 5 years.

  168. Nooo, Google would not be that stupid by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

    More like:
    Dateline 2009 Google buys Red Hat.

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    1. Re:Nooo, Google would not be that stupid by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but Microsoft's buying Red Hat. They said it on /. so it must be true.

  169. ...and in related news by chingador · · Score: 1

    the number of articles posted on slashdot are expected to mysteriously drop drastically in five years. (Sorry - Flamebait)

  170. I predict MS will be dead in 2 months! by Nytewynd · · Score: 1

    They will have to pry Google from my cold, dead hands.

    I don't understand what Ballmer is trying to say. He is essentially trying to say that over the next 5 years Microsoft is going to continue to improve their search engine, but Google is just going to sit back and high-five each other about a job well done.

    Already, Google has some of the best seach products, not even strictly related to their web searches. The Google Mini is already one of the best solutions to index even Office documents. Maybe Microsoft should at least try to beat Google when indexing their own document types before claiming victory.

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  171. The future is so overrated by foQ · · Score: 1

    This is just like the other day when Gates said that iPods will die off when cell phones play mp3s. Name a cell phone company who has gotten it right when it comes to getting good quality from a small device. Name a cell phone company/product which has the loyalty and desirability of the iPod. It is an impossible task. Apple has a big advantage in that they could potentially enter into a joint development project with a cell phone maker or just buy one. A 2GB shuffle based cellphone would sell more than Apple could make, even if it costs $500. Then when the cell service companies bundle it with a few hundred in cash back 6 months later, it will be a stampede.

    The problem with Ballmer's thinking is that it assumes the iPod will not innovate similarly. When the cell phone/mp3 player FINALLY comes around, you'll be watching a movie on your Apple Cinema Projector streaming from your iVid (you know, the one with the 4" oLED display and 200GB) which is seated in the convenient built-in adapter. You'll get a gIM on your cellphone asking if you want to go to Florida for Spring Break, so you browse over to gTravel to check on hotels, rental cars, and flights, check gWeather for the typical climate that week, get driving directions with gMaps to get to all the beaches. Then you gIM your friend back to tell them it's all set!

    Remember how Gates predicted "Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM?" The problem that Microsoft execs is their failure to foresee innovations. Their usual MO is to blast the latest trend, product, or service while they can scrape together an imitation of their own. Then they claim that they "made it right" and bully out the competition.

  172. Yes, and Pinky and I by AIXadmin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now that Pinky and I have been hired by Microsoft will finally take over the world!

  173. Re:A company in distress by symbolic · · Score: 2, Insightful


    It makes me wonder when a good part of Microsoft's communication with the general public entails deriding the success of others. What I find particularly funny about it is that in all these areas, Microsoft is following, not leading. Note to Steve: it doesn't matter how much lip service an organization is willing to pay to the idea of innvation, if you aren't first (with something that isn't painfully obvious), you're not innovating.

  174. Tell Ballmer... by TheHawke · · Score: 0

    that he needs to keep his yap shut until he has something intelligent to say, instead of being a PR parrot for Gates.

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    First rule of holes; When in one, stop digging.
  175. In Other News-Khrushchev vows "We Will Bury You" by gadlaw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There is a fine and long history of predicting the demise of rivals and this prediction by Microsoft has less credibility than Khrushchev's prediction. Khrushchev had nukes, Ballmer has Windows. Credibility point goes to the man with the nukes. Although it should be noted that the Soviet Union is no more. It has ceased to be. It has gone to join the Choir eternal. The point being that the prediction business is really best left to the fortune cookies and not to envious shoe pounding despots with ipod envy.

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    Enjoy your Karma, after all you earned it. Feel your Karma Joe, feel it burn.
  176. Google News by linus_vp · · Score: 1

    Many here have mentioned Google's other offerings, but I haven't seen anyone mention Google News yet. I read the news every day, and I find the automated generation keeps bias out of the stories taken overall. Also, they have recently added a customize news feature that allows you to add coverage of any topic you wish, and to change the basic layout. Give it a try! Ballmer is way off base, I believe.

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  177. Sure guys... by flood6 · · Score: 1
    The iPod's dead, Google's dead.

    All the wishing and speaking engagements in the world aren't going to make this statement true unless someone can do better. MS thinks they can, but I haven't been impressed by anything from MS in a long time.

    The proof's in the puddin'.

    1. Re:Sure guys... by sabat · · Score: 2, Funny

      And Open Source is dead, and iTunes is dead, and the Mac is dead, and PlayStation is dead, and RealPlayer is dead, and Netscape is dead, and Firefox is dead, and QuickTime is dead, and Linux is dead, and Apache is dead, and OpenOffice is dead, and Java is dead, and World of Warcraft is dead, and mp3 is dead, and Sun is dead (er, well, maybe), and Novell is dead, and WINE is dead, and RedHat is dead, and Adobe is dead, and Oracle is dead, and MySQL is dead ...

      yadda yadda yadda.

      --
      I, for one, welcome our new Antichrist overlord.
    2. Re:Sure guys... by molnarcs · · Score: 1

      Hey, forgot to add your hobbyhorse. Or was it deliberate?

    3. Re:Sure guys... by sabat · · Score: 1

      LOL

      I only troll the deserving.

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      I, for one, welcome our new Antichrist overlord.
  178. Ironic... by Ghengis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wonder how much more life Ballemer has breathed into Google by simply making these statements. There are quite a few people out there who will now be eager for google to survive for no other reason than proving Ballmer wrong.

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    "The best laid plans of mice and men gang oft agley..." - ROBERT BURNS

  179. Google is desperate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're investing in every hair-brained technology that comes their way, hoping one of them will give them an edge.

    Google Underling: Sergey! Sergey! There's this team of college students working on channeling Jon Postel's spirit into their XMLRPC successor -- it could be BIG! They need money to fund dependent projects, such as forging a solid tungsten blade to be used to cut bamboo growing in an ancient Indian buriel ground. They have to do it at exactly midnight, during a full moon. The bamboo will be used to construct the left leg of the pedastel that will hold the mystic cauldron. We estimate it'll cost billions to make all of the preparations.

    Sergey Brin: Make it so.

    Brin returns to his tank to continue basking on a rock underneath a specially constructed U/V lighting apparatus.

  180. little mouse by milimetric · · Score: 1

    Here's what the little mouse in Steve's huge fat bald screaming head must be dreaming up:

    The world will no longer need to advertise on the best search engine ever. Businesses won't pay to be listed in a geographical way with satelite imagery attached. People won't use a fluid, streamlined interface. INSTEAD, they will use WINDOWS XP and INTERNET EXPLORER and SOON LONGHORN and INTERNET EXPLORER 7 because these are GREAT products.

    And then he wakes up in the middle of the night, his mouse too tired to run that little wheel, and he goes to the bathroom, looks in the mirror and screams at himself: I LOVE YOU GOOGLE, I LOVE YOU BIG BROTHER.

    Note to Mr. Ballmer: Google has vision and beauty the likes of which you would never understand, so give the little mouse a rest.

  181. Trash talk is not a good sign by noewun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When the CEO starts publicly trash-talking rivals it's not a good sign.

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    I am a believer of momentum and curves.
  182. Check out the Google ads for the second article!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google's AdWords is advertising something called a "Monkey Man Jacket" at the top of the second article! You might have to refresh the page a couple of times to get it. How's that for a witty rejoinder?

  183. When will they sue by houghi · · Score: 2

    They might very soon sue Google, because Google is a Monopoly in the search engine world or at least on its way to become one.

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    Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    1. Re:When will they sue by Microlith · · Score: 1

      I doubt their case would be look upon favorably, themselves being convicted of abusing theirs AND not showing much improvement.

      I'd also like to know how you concluded that Google is a monopoly, and why microsoft would have any grounds to sue (since microsoft would be more guilty, what with adding it to their browsers which is forced on almost every desktop sold these days.)

  184. May be true because.. by slmdmd · · Score: 1
    e.g. try searching for "spice air" in google.com search and then in ask.com or yahoo.com. Google throws up some junk where as ask.com lists the correct site at number 2 and yahoo at number 1.

    For technical queries like trouble shooting on linux , many times I get frustuated by google.com/linux search and I get good results from ask.com. So google at least for me sucks..

  185. One hit wonder??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google Web Search, Google Desktop Search, Google Mobile, AdWords, AdSense, Google Search Appliance, Froogle, Google Maps, Google News, Gmail ...

  186. That's greed and envy talking... by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

    Microsoft can claim that Google is going down but that cannot take away from Google has given us...a powerful search engine that makes the internet work. Before Google, there were 'search engines' like yahoo, excite, altavista, etc. that were just not up to the job. Google recognized the need and developed the software and hardware to provide the search tools that we now all take for granted every day. Maybe you see where I'm going with this. Google has given us something of value, and that's what business is supposed to be all about, right Mr. Ballmer? So what does Microsoft propose to give us as an alternative? A better Google? Well, perhaps Microsoft is trying but their efforts to date haven't been much of a threat to Google. Mostly, the Microsoft 'strategy' seems to be twofold: 1) Attempt to provide capability comparable to Google, and then 2) Get rid of Google. The Microsoft motivation seems to consist of equal parts greed and envy. Greed for the buckets of money that Google is justly bringing in and envy for the acclaim that Google receives worldwide for their contribution to the internet. Hey Microsoft! When was the last time that your motivation for doing something was to make something new and better than what we are already doing? Maybe 'Excel 2?' If you produced something new and better than Google, you wouldn't need to try and talk them out of business.

  187. Core competency by Recovering+Anonymous · · Score: 1

    MS needs to stick with writing OSes instead of trying to stick their finger in every pie.

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    There's no shame in being a pariah. -Marge Simpson
  188. And in other news... by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates also predicted the death of the mainframe...
    Somebody outta tell IBM... almost $2B per year... not bad for a 'dead outdated technology...'

    And now with BladeCenters you want me to deploy hundreds of small Windows machines? Great that just means that many more systems to patch/run antivirus software and reboot. Big Iron does have its advantages... fewer boxes to patch, power, cool. Ever notice that the new Boeing 777 has two HUGE engines not 500 small ones? Same holds true for computing. More product means more chance to fail. Just do the math with regard to MTBF... the more of something you have the higher the probability of having a failure.

    -Puck

  189. Revenue, not products by zoombat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What I hear you saying is that as long as Google continues to inovate, they will be a successful company. True.

    But what makes Google a potential one-hit-wonder is their limited revenue streams, not their limited product offerings. With the VAST majority of their revenue coming from Adwords, they leave themselves vulnerable.

    That's why things like their enterprise search appliances are important. Not only do they need to continue to inovate their products, but they have to develop more different ways to make money.

    1. Re:Revenue, not products by phoenix.bam! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You wouldn't pay $2 a month for a google.com search account?

    2. Re:Revenue, not products by Nikker · · Score: 1

      They definately have something up their sleve. Playing around with their software they seem to have evreything so modular it seems to be a page ripped from a book.

      The possibilities for Google are quite huge as they are the only ones in the market that have a short term ability to take M$ out. Personally I believe they are using adwords to sit on until their next step is fully functional. What better then a full OS? It would be the smartest thing to do, it would run out of a browser, hell it could even run off of a usb key to bootstrap and your off to the races.

      I think it would be awesome to be able to goto any computer stick in a usb key / password and all my IM / emails / phone calls / notes appear on the screen. No matter if I'm at a computer at home/work/on the go it will always work. I bet Google can make one hell of a run with this. Also how M$ has barricaded themselves in the market I don't think they have the flexibility that google has.

      Google is definately going to last, just wait and see ;)

      --
      A loop, by its nature, continues. If that didn't make sense, start reading this sentence again.
  190. Very funny, very typical by MerlinTheWizard · · Score: 1

    Once again, they at Microsoft are confusing predicting the future with stating their own goals.

    What they are really saying here is that one of their goals for the next 5 years is to promote their own search engine technologies and kill Google. They are just telling us what their intentions are, and try to make it sound like an inevitable market trend.

    It's a bit like Nostradamus poisoning important people after predicting they would die unexpectedly. Very insightful indeed. ;-)

  191. Milton?! by sabat · · Score: 1


    Sorry, but how does this story qualify for the 'tapler icon?

    I believe you have my 'tapler.

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    I, for one, welcome our new Antichrist overlord.
  192. Trix by milimetric · · Score: 1

    Silly Ballmer, propaganda fears are for kids.

  193. Re:In Other News-Khrushchev vows "We Will Bury You by nagora · · Score: 1
    Khrushchev had nukes,

    He also wasn't serious, he was grandstanding for the hardliners back home who had the power to remove him in a very real and permanent way. Likewise, Ballmer is talking things up for the shareholders and Bill, but he is stupid enough to believe what he's saying.

    TWW

    --
    "Encyclopedia" is to "Wikipedia" what "Library" is to "Some people at a bus stop"
  194. Re:A company in distress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Search engine, mapping, social networking, webmail.... which of these things was innovated by google, exactly?

  195. They're always right, see! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not bad from a person that said "640 K RAM ought to be enough for anybody" in 1981....

  196. I'll believe it when I see it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is the Google site still up?

    Yes.

    Any other Search Engines that come even close to how quick and elegant Google is?

    IMO, None that I have found yet.

    The question that I have though is:

    Is anyone going to use any other search engine after using google?

    IMO, no.

    That is until something better comes along...

    So until then Google is the defacto Search engine IMO.

  197. Name brand by LukePieStalker · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Given that internet search/indexing is a commodity Google will have a hard time sustaining any profitability in the long term.

    As technologists, we're inclined to believe that technology is always the primary determinant of market success, but don't underestimate the power of just getting there first. When a product category has been sufficiently covered by a "good enough" early entry, it can be virtually impossible to unseat. The tip-off comes when its name becomes a common word in the language. People don't ask for a "facial tissue", or serve their kids a "gelatin dessert". They ask for a kleenex and give the kids jello (lower case intentional), regardless of the actual brand name on the product they're using. Kleenex and Jello will be on supermarket shelves long after you and I are gone.

    Best of all is when your name becomes a verb. When students are "googling" George Washington to get material for their papers, you can bet that the "product" from which that verb is derived ain't going away soon.

    1. Re:Name brand by kyojin+the+clown · · Score: 1

      not true. in the UK 'hoover' is a verb. no-one would ever say vacuum cleaner, but when they talk about their hoover, they are almost certainly talking about a dyson, or some other non-Hoover brand. becoming a verb can actually devalue your brand, because every make of vacuum cleaner is a Hoover, you no longer stand out.

    2. Re:Name brand by seminumerical · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the brand name "Aspirin" used to belong to Bayer. It became so widely used that in some countries the courts rules that anyone could use it for ASA. In short, Bayer's brand name became so successful that they lost control of it.

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      In wartime... truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies. (Churchill)
  198. What Language is That? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good god! TFA is so grammatically fvcked up I can hardly read it! What crap!

  199. That's rediculously misleading by KalvinB · · Score: 4, Informative

    WISENutbot 1866 20.45 MB
    Googlebot 1797 124.28 MB
    MSNBot 923 14.41 MB
    Inktomi Slurp 658 15.96 MB

    The first number is the number of pages for the month, the second is the bandwidth used for the month. WISENutbot indexed more pages than Google but used 1/6th the bandwidth.

    Google indexed twice as many pages but used 9 times the bandwidth as MSN

    Your numbers assume

    a) all the bots indexed the same pages
    b) all the bots indexed the same number of pages

    There's nothing unusual about bots not using the same amount of bandwidth. They're rarely indexing the same pages or the same amount of pages. They're on their own schedules.

    Talk about Grade A FUD you're throwing around there.

    1. Re:That's rediculously misleading by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      Err... is it not possible that you're looking at two DIFFERENT sites and it's just your small samples are causing this kind of conflict of information?

  200. MS Missing the Boat and Myths by SerpentMage · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Microsoft only missed one main boat called the Internet, and they caught up pretty quick because it was focused. It was a single task called the Internet. Now there is not a single target, but multiple. There is search, maps, gaming boxes, cell phones, etc. And they (Microsoft) are trying to become master of all. It ain't gonna happen!

    As an example of how Microsoft missed the boat, consider GMail. Hotmail could have been improved and made better, yet GMail cleaned decked with something as trivial as Web Mail...

    As an example look of how the software market of the future will look like consider Java and Linux. Both of these markets are incredibly diverse where some people make money and some not. Yet there is no single company that can claim to be the "single" company. Microsoft has to learn that software in the 21'th century has changed dramatically.

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    "You can't make a race horse of a pig"
    "No," said Samuel, "but you can make very fast pig"
    1. Re:MS Missing the Boat and Myths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also "missed the boat" initially on the whole GUI+mouse paradigm, until Apple showed it to them, and Bill said "we've got to do Windows."

      Then, they caught up, and were able to translate their connections with PC vendors to squash Apple completely.

      They also showed up late to the handheld PDA game.

    2. Re:MS Missing the Boat and Myths by chris_mahan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Right, and this is why microsoft still "missed" the internet. Oh, they put out a better browser for a while, but there's more to the internet than browsers.

      The whole distributed decentralizedness of the net is still lost on them.

      Oh well, they don't pay me to tell them how to fix themselves, so I won't.

      Sun got a little closer.

      Google 'got' it. And they're reaping the benefits.

      --

      "Piter, too, is dead."

    3. Re:MS Missing the Boat and Myths by hawk · · Score: 3, Funny
      Hotmail could have been improved and made better, yet GMail cleaned decked with something as trivial as Web Mail...


      Could that be because MS was spending so many years trying to move hotmail from FreeBSD to Windows?

      :)

      hawk

    4. Re:MS Missing the Boat and Myths by buzzini · · Score: 1

      What evidence do you have that Gmail has "cleaned deck" vs Hotmail? (Besides your own personal preferences...)

      Hotmail is *enormous* and in many parts of the world is synonymous with the word "email."

    5. Re:MS Missing the Boat and Myths by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What evidence do you have that Gmail has "cleaned deck" vs Hotmail?

      aaa@yahoo.com: A yahoo.
      bbb@msn.com: A spam-eating loser.
      ccc@hotmail.com: A spam-eating, but somewhat more cluefull loser.
      ddd@aol.com: Let's not go here, shall we?
      eee@gmail.com: Slightly less loserfull than any of the above, but still having the scent of loserness upon him/her.

      As gmail has less of a smell of loserness about their losers, they have won. Real people have real ISPs (and the ones worth talking to usually have their own domains).

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      That is all.
  201. High Growth by floorpie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The real concern I have with Google's future is not technical, but social. They've grown to around 3000 employees in the past few years... a huge rate by any measure, and the thing is no company can survive that kind of growth without some extremely talented/clairvoyent management.

    If you've read the Tipping Point by Malcom Blackwell, you'd know that there's a magic number of 150 people in any sort of group. It's the point where the human brain stops being able to remember the (150 choose 2) different individual relationships.

    Google is probably superior technically, but no matter how many brainiacs they have, they're still human and the human brain is going to run up to these limitations. As much as slashdotters will hate to admit it, Google's future really does depend on how good the management is.

    1. Re:High Growth by catdevnull · · Score: 1

      Well, really...any company's future depends upon the management factor. They just have to not do what MS does--get complacent about their products and focus on being the biggest (which Gates thinks is being the best).

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      I might know what I'm talkin' about, but then again, this is Slashdot...
  202. That's because MSN is new by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    MSNBot is playing catchup and so it's indexing more. At least for some people.

    I posted other numbers for May. These are for April

    Googlebot 3819 238.15 MB 30 Apr 2005 - 22:58
    WISENutbot 3330 42.33 MB 30 Apr 2005 - 23:59
    MSNBot 1900 43.60 MB 30 Apr 2005 - 21:37
    Inktomi Slurp 875 19.75 MB 30 Apr 2005 - 23:40

    The first number is the number of pages, the second is the bandwidth as of the date at the end.

    Googlebot indexed twice the number of pages and used 5 times the amount of bandwidth as MSN

    WISENutbot just looking at raw numbers is the most efficient of the bots.

    But that doesn't mean that Google is the least efficient bot. It simply means it's indexing larger pages. Like PDFs and such.

    If you're going to spout off about bandwidth usage by bots it would help if you understood that bandwidth usage isn't the only number that goes into determining efficiency.

    1. Re:That's because MSN is new by jdub_dub · · Score: 1

      Let's all have fun posting our numbers :o)

      I guess I'm referring to an old version of MSNBot. This occured in September last year.

      May 2004: Googlebot/2.1 had 10745 hits, msnbot/0.11 had 31712.
      June 2004: Googlebot/2.1 had 8765 hits, msnbot/0.11 had 67172.
      July 2004: Googlebot/2.1 had 3848 hits, msnbot/0.11 had 49445.
      August 2004: Googlebot/2.1 had 6477 hits, msnbot/0.11 had 85056.
      September 2004: Googlebot/2.1 indexed 3945, msnbot/0.11 and /0.3 indexed 73110.

      At that point I decided "alright, that's just silly" and banned it outright. My site is dynamic (PHP), and yes there may very well be 100,000 possibly unique pages, but it seems that Google is much more sensible when indexing sites like this than MSNBot.

      Almost 100k hits from a bot every month is kinda suspicious, considering that not even, say, 3,000 of the pages on my site would change every month. I would have included bandwidth usage above, but it's of a similar relative magnitude to the number of hits.

      Maybe the bot has improved since then? What are other dynamic site owners' experiences with the bot?

  203. Sounds like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they're fighting a stock market share price war!

  204. How many years has longhorn been delayed now? by Paradox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    WinFS. Avalon. Longhorn. Windows Security. Good desktop search. A better IE. A SCCS that doesn't require blood rituals.

    MS has promised a lot of stuff, and instead of saying, "Whoops, our bad!" they say, "Oh, it's delayed." Yeah, that's it. After a year or three of "delay," we catch on.

    Apple and the Linux community are on a roll because they are delivering on their promises for software and features. Sometimes they're late, sometimes they're early, but they do what they say they're going to do. They make it happen.

    Unless MS shapes up and catches up, they're the ones who are going to go extinct.

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  205. Not like Microsoft has any vested interest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, its not like MicroSoft has any vested interest in trying to undermine the publics confidence in Google or anything.

  206. just reading the headline... by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1

    ...i was thinking: yeah the possibility is given, that the enormous coolnes of google will send it into a technological singularity and *plop* it will be gone from our universe.

    yeah.

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    i am not at it
    what a waste of ressources
  207. WANTED: Search Engine Seeking Ballmer's Brain... by schmelding · · Score: 1

    Yet another sign that Steve "Monkey Boy" Ballmer has lost his mind.

    The question is, how can you tell?

    I think he said it best when he said, "Developers. Developers. Developers. Developers. Developers. Developers. Developers. Developers. (gasp) Developers. Developers. Developers. Developers. Developers. (puddle) Developers. Developers. Developers."

  208. Yawn by mike3k · · Score: 1

    Typical Microsoft FUD. This sounds a lot like monkeyboy's remarks about the iPod & Tiger.

  209. Maybe he meant Microsoft by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    > 'The hottest company right now --
    > the one nobody thinks can do any wrong --
    > may just be a one-hit wonder.'

    You know, Microsoft just happens to be a two-hit wonder, making profits on Windows, Office and nothing else.

  210. Pfaugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft's software is 3.5/10, its marketing is 8.5/10, and it's coercion coefficient is 11/10. I'd suggest that Microsoft is as likely to last as long as IBM as I am to get this modded to +5 as an AC...

    Balmer's responses remind me of the story of the two maggots, one of which lands on a curb and the other on a dead cat in the gutter. The curb maggot ends up being dried-out, scraped, and battered, and the gutter maggot ends up lovely, fat, and beautifully slimy. When the curb maggot asks the gutter maggot why it's so prosperous, the gutter maggot replies, "Brains and personality, brains and personality..." Microsoft fell in the gutter at the right time and took advantage of its position with a single-minded approach.

  211. BOB by chazzzzy · · Score: 1

    I remember in 1995, Microsoft was promoting this thing called BOB at CES that was going to revolutionize computers. Was a 3D environment and a person that would talk to you and help you do stuff. They pretty much ignored this thing called the Internet. Was pretty funny.

  212. best. post. ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bravo. If I had mod points I would mod you higher. In a sea of really stupid posts -- for a company in a Raymondian death spiral, MS sure makes a lot of money -- this is definitely insightful.

    Now, there's only one issue: can Google scale to the enterprise? It's one thing to run your own server farm; it's another thing to apply that expertise to someone else's different circumstances. So far Google appliances have been low-power, inferior thingies that don't sell very well.

  213. Re:One hit? (and you missed...) by jc42 · · Score: 1

    Google Maps kicks the pants off of Mapquest.

    Mapquest really started going downhill after it was bought by Microsoft. They removed a lot of features (such as large maps), added ads, and generally stopped development of the publicly-visible web site. They really pushed to turn it into a money source, but saw the "free" web interface as merely an expense to be minimized.

    Google's management seems to understand that their free public services are their own best ads. Maybe they'll keep this approach.

    (Now if they'd just add the rest of the world to their maps. I've been using them to add perspective to news stories. But this doesn't work too well for Iraq or Indonesia or even Italy.)

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  214. Obsess much lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Between this, and the comments in the Gates interview the other day, I'm thinking that MS is obsessing over Google lately. My guess is they sent a few folks over to Google pitch one of their "embrace and extend" tactics and were laughed out of the office.

  215. Re: It's not dead yet by greed · · Score: 3, Interesting
    It is really looking like the X86 cpu is reaching the end of it's life.

    While I'm not a fan of the X86 architecture in general, or any of the chips in particular, it is important to keep in mind that what modern X86es have with earlier X86 chips is mainly the instruction stream.

    AMD has shown how you can add new registers to an X86 chip while preserving execution compatibility for classic IA32 code. They also added 64-bit registers and instructions while preserving the 32-bit environment (much like SPARC, POWER and PowerPC did their 64-bit versions).

    So, is it all that much of a stretch to imagine a mode flag that can be set by supervisor code that drops the IA32 instruction translator out of the pipeline, and starts pulling lower-level instructions for a particular process? All the other ideas are already there in AMD64: 32-bit classic, 32-bit updated with new registers and opcodes, and 64-bit, all timesliced onto the same CPU.

    So, while I really don't care for the X86 family, I think it is far from dead.

    And maybe removing the CISC decoder isn't that important anyway. Keep in mind the Xeons cache the decoded instruction for a given address, not the raw IA32 opcodes. So when you have an I-cache hit, you can skip 2-3 pipeline stages.

    But I do think it would be amazing to see what the brainpower involved in keeping X86 alive could do if they started from scratch. As long as they weren't allowed to think of anything like the Itanium.

  216. I'm not the one by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    making rediculous claims about which one is more efficient. I'm pointing out why the originally posted numbers are misleading.

    I'm still trying to figure out why any moderators would have modded that FUD up considering how lacking it is in any information showing why there's a discrepency in the amount of bandwidth used.

    Oh right, it's Slashdot. If the numbers justify they're world view then there's no need to question them.

    The OP's numbers mean exactly nothing because he failed to say how many pages each bot had indexed or what they were.

    Only if the actual size of the pages was less than the bandwidth used by the bot or if the bot repeatedly grabs the same page despite no changes, is the bot inefficient.

    You can't just look at the bandwidth usage and make some claim about efficiency.

    1. Re:I'm not the one by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed on most points, but I'll have to make a comment here about the Mod System:

      I've either been smushed down into the 'obsessive refreshers' or metamoderated into oblivion for being off-color in my moderations. While I can see 'obsessive refresher' as being the problem, uh... yeah. Hope not, but I'm BORED here at work. I like to think that because I called the fifteenth 'gee, the iPod is cool' post in a string redundant and didn't have everyone on my side, I've been metamodded to oblivion. As the /. community changes to include more idiots / late adopters (like me, but I tried to keep my mouth shut until it was pretty obvious I was paying more attention than many of those posting) the moderation system will begin to become more mainstream and less well constructed for a quality standpoint. Taco, I think, was looking at revamping it last year, if you look at his journal, but he's become ensconced in WoW and I don't expect him to come back for a while. Patience, young skywalker, I guess. As 'hard' tech people become outnumbered on this site they'll either move or become more powerful, depending on how well it's managed. I've begun to see the movement - which is hard to do without actual traffic numbers, etc.... Paying attention to the comments and journals of people with the really low numbers leads me to believe that the overall community has changed drastically over the course of the last three years or so.

      Just my off-topic two bits. I'm now pondering sending this commentary to Taco, but he's probably a lvl 40 orc now to my immense envy.

  217. Except... we can name like a dozen hits. by stlhawkeye · · Score: 1
    Ballmer said: 'The hottest company right now -- the one nobody thinks can do any wrong -- may just be a one-hit wonder.

    Google's Greatest Hits CD, 2000-2005, would contain:

    1. Google
    2. Gmail
    3. Google Maps
    4. Google Ads
    5. Froogle
    6. Google News
    7. The Google Appliance
    8. Google Groups
    9. Google Image Search
    10. Google Code
    11. Google Desktop Search
    12. Google Translator
    13. Google Catalog Browser
    14. Google Ride Finder
    15. Google Video Search
    16. Google Distributed Computing
    17. Google Acadmic/Scholarly Research Search
    18. Google Sets
    19. Google Local
      1. And I'm leaving a few out. Since I used list tags I don't know what the count will be on this, but these things have all been successfully implemented and mostly found a purpose by
      2. somebody. This is not a one-trick horse.
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    1. Re:Except... we can name like a dozen hits. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big freaking deal. Give me a few billion dollars and I'll roll out all of those and more.

      Oh, you wanted it all to make money too?

      Uhhh...

      BRB!

  218. Two hit wonder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has MS ever made any profit from any product other than office and windows?

    Perhaps since they never had to compete, that skill is missing from their DNA..

  219. And monkeys... by KlomDark · · Score: 1

    might fly out out of my ass...

    1. Re:And monkeys... by Ogman · · Score: 1

      Ouch!!! Will they then start typing Shakespeare?

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      But Officer, I DID read the f**king article!
  220. Microsoft Might Disappear in 4 Years by DanCentury · · Score: 1

    How'd ya like those apples?

  221. Google is an advertising company by katorga · · Score: 1, Interesting

    One of my rules of thumb for investing is "is the company producing something I can't live without?".

    Google doesn't currently meet this test. They could disappear today, and my life would not be impacted. Additionally they offer products that I would not prefer to use because of the information they are collecting. That includes gmail, googledesktop, googletoolbar and google web accelerator. Advertising is their business model and revenue stream.

    As cool as Google's technology is, their business model seems to have more in common with a telemarketer than a technology company.

    1. Re:Google is an advertising company by Ogman · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, one person not liking a product won't kill a company. How many people out there object to Microsoft products? Ironically, some of them even have the same reason(s) you have for not liking Google? So, I guess we'll see who goes first. Then again, Ballmer is full of shit (as usual) and all three companies will likely be around a lot longer than 5 years (providing MS gets some of the geezers out of management).

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      But Officer, I DID read the f**king article!
  222. You are the one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    making rediculous claims
    ... who doesn't know how to spell "ridiculous".
  223. In Related News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Microsoft has announced the hiring of John Dvorak as a consultant....

  224. there's only one way Microsoft can "bury" Google by advocate_one · · Score: 2, Funny
    and that's to deliberately go out of their way to bork any queries sent to google from IE and to mangle the layout of the returned data... and if that doesn't work, to deliberately rewrite the returned pages to use MSN adverts whose keywords match the search terms and dump the google ads.

    It will be dirty... but with a tame DOJ, they can hold off Google's lawyers long enough for Google to go under.

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  225. Re: It's not dead yet by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    "So, while I really don't care for the X86 family, I think it is far from dead."
    I did not say it was dead and I should have added a maybe. I think .Net is a sign that Microsoft sees the X86 as getting to it's end of life. Why would Microsoft be pushing a JIT system. There will almost always be at least a small performance loss with a JIT system compared to native. I have heard people say that it may be possible for a JIT compiler to run faster than native but I have yet to see one. With the failure of WindowsNT on the Mips, Alpha, and PPC Microsoft must figure that having applications that can run on any CPU will allow them to finally be free of depending on Intel.

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  226. What is he smoking? by Vulturo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, what is Steve Ballmer smoking?

    Okay, leave aside speculation to that affect. Steve Ballmer must definately note that as of now Google is the best search engine out there, and that MSN Search has a long way to go. No matter how much it piggybacks on Windows with Microsoft's support.

    As a matter of fact *every* new service by Google has been appreciated (though quite a few of them are in beta) - GMail, GoogleNews, GDS, GoogleMaps, Froogle, etc... ad infinitum. These services will take time to come out of beta, true (Google is not giving *any* indication of when Gmail will be public, even after one successful year in operation) but hopefully they will remain free with minimal ad-support.

    Google's text ads are unobstrusive, and people are making money with Adsense. In stark contrast, Microsoft's heavily-ad-ridden services (except search) are getting paid everyday (more useful everyday, ha!). Just compare using Hotmail with Gmail

    US/Canada users wouldnt enjoy 250 MB space if it wasn't for Gmail.

    Steve should know when to keep his mouth shut, Consumers know better

    PS: The author is no vociferous Linux zealot. In fact the author *likes* Microsoft in certain aspects

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  227. Sounds familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Bill announcing iPod as a waste. Ballmer predicting the end of Google. Sounds familiar. When Microsoft first displayed Microsoft Word 3.0, they had not yet released the product...however, for the sheer purpose of publicity, they disowned Mac applications to sell their own. Later, around 600 major bugs were found in Word 3.0. This news is nothing new.

    MSN failed to make their mark in the multibillion dollar search business. Now, they want to discredit others in order to bring the spotlight back on them...without a competitive product.
    Jawad Shuaib
    python_kiss

    1. Re:Sounds familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      int main(Microsoft) {
      for (i = 0, i -1, i++)
      print();
      return;
      }

      void print(){
      printf("Destroy Google, Destroy Apple")
      } // Jawad Shuaib, python_kiss

  228. Damn it, Steve. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you talking again? Dance for me, monkey boy. DANCE!

  229. Babblings from a Microsoft fan... by hkb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Before you mark me as a troll, go read my previous comments where I stick up for Microsoft dozens of times.

    1.) Classic example of FUD.

    2.) Ballmer and Alchin are absolutely morons with little clue of what customers actually want and where technology is heading.

    3.) Google succeeds in the market because they innovate and provide tools users really want to use.

    4.) Microsoft (mainly) succeeds mainly because they're business-savvy and good at FUD. Not for their tools. Not for their "innovations".

    5.) BTW, did anyone catch that MS guy discussing tabs in IE7 and subtely trying to intimate that they got the browser tab idea from their previous Office products and that they thought it'd be cool in web browsers, too?

    Typical MS corporate bullshit, which hurts their engineering and hurts their engineering customers.

    Unfortunately, this masks the significant capabilities and tools put out by some of their remarkable engineering teams.

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    1. Re:Babblings from a Microsoft fan... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      3.) Google succeeds in the market because they innovate and provide tools users really want to use.
      Google suceeds in the market because they serve a *lot* of ads and have managed a fairly high click-through rate.
  230. How do we hold them liable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think every time they make promises like this, the stockholders should hold them liable.

    This is something that comes up a lot. As a stockholder in a company, how do I "hold someone" to a promise? Is it pretty much to sell your stock?

    1. Re:How do we hold them liable? by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      You can vote at the stockholder's meeting or (much easier) proxy vote. Your brokerage should send you something in the mail if you owned shares at the right time and you can just fill out a form and select people other than the current board members.

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    2. Re:How do we hold them liable? by reflective+recursion · · Score: 1

      This will do absolutely nothing. We are talking about a stakeholder that probably has well under 5,000 shares (probably less than 1k).

      The simple solution is sell your stock and move on if you feel management is incompetent or deceitful. Trust me, it will do you a lot more good realistically than a tiny tiny tiny tiny minority vote. And the effect of your sell will send a much clearer picture to management when they notice their net worth dropping (they are the largest shareholders, thus small drops in stock price make their wealth drop rather drastically)...

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    3. Re:How do we hold them liable? by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      If that is the route you want to go, heck don't just sell all your share - sell more than you own and go short - if you are willing to take the (big) risk.

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  231. Marketing vs Advertising by virtigex · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is a marketing company and Google is an advertising company. Microsoft's job is to sell inexpensive crap for the highest price possible. Google's job is to provide the end user with information that is valuable to them at the lowest possible cost.
    These represent two very different points of view and it is understandable that Microsoft has trouble understanding how you can make money Google's way.
    Oh, the other thing that is very different is that Google helps other companies reach their customers, while Microsoft crushes or aquires other companies. This means that Google has a lot of things called "friends," which is possibly another new concept for Microsoft.

  232. How Rude!! by Anomylous+Howard · · Score: 1
    Steve Ballmer, CEO of Microsoft, talked during a lecture at Stanford Business School....
    Why didn't anyone shush him? A man of his stature should know that it's rude to talk during a lecture!
  233. Google Maps should scare Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    We've all heard of LAMP. Google Maps is an example of an AJAX (Asynchronous JavaScript + XML). application. With rich web based applications it gets harder to perform platform lockin.

    More info about AJAX: http://adaptivepath.com/publications/essays/archiv es/000385.php

  234. cough, ... cough by cg0def · · Score: 1

    Steve my brother ... no one uses your crappy brouser even if it is superior than google. Reason why is that MS sux my balls every day. No on a more serois note there is no way that google is a one hit wonder or that google will vanish in 5 years. The company is making crazy profits and unlike another giat that Balmer seems to work for, google still provides the world with inovations and improvements though the face of google rarely changes. Plus gmail is both hands down the best webmail there is. Also google has enough brain power in their house to even create a new OS (like a lot of people have rummored). So suck me balls Bellmer

  235. Ballmer then continued... by metamatic · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Ballmer said: "The hottest company right now -- the one nobody thinks can do any wrong -- may just be a one-hit wonder."

    "As opposed to us--we're a two-hit wonder. Sure, Xbox is a distant third in the worldwide console market, SQL server is way behind DB2 and Oracle, WinCE hasn't been a hit, Windows Server is just a small fragment of the Internet server market, Exchange can't even fight off Lotus Notes successfully, WebTV crashed and burned, nobody used Passport, Bob was a laughing stock, Windows for Pen Computing died, Tablet PC is struggling to survive, everyone uses MP3 instead of WMA, iPod still rules the MP3 player market, and our popular mouse design was just a rebadged HP mouse... but back in the 90s we created Microsoft Office and put DOS/Windows on the desktop! That's two hits! Which gives us 100% more wonder than Google!"

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    1. Re:Ballmer then continued... by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      "Windows Server is just a small fragment of the Internet server market"

      At least it's profitable. More than can be said for Windows CE, MSN, and the XBox.

      "WebTV crashed and burned"

      I'm fairly certain that this was intentional. Microsoft makes about $50 a unit on desktop OS sales. Why would they want to promote a cheap alternative (yes, WebTV cost more than $50; however, I suspect the margin was lower than that; desktop OS sales, they hardly have to pay for the media, much less hardware).

  236. If google copies is innovation but... by copenja · · Score: 1

    If microsoft copies an existing product and attempts to approve upon the idea they are non-innovative theives. If googles copies an existing product and attempts to approve upon the idea they are awesome sweet dudes. (gmail, gmaps, search)

  237. Can they make it illegal? by wandazulu · · Score: 1


    Would it not be possible to throw the lawyers at google, saying that by looking at our excel/word/outlook files, you're effectively breaking the law, because it requires some reverse engineering? Suddenly it's illegal to look at these files, except microsoft can, and so suddenly they're in the search/index business with the only legal office search tool in town.

    Please tell me this isn't possible or likely. Oh, wait, what am I saying...this is microsoft we're talking about.

  238. Obligatory... by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

    Google dead in 5 years? Did NetCraft confirm this?

  239. actually... google pays more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why does everyone have the misconception that MS pays more? google's pay is better (and by a fairly large margin).

  240. it is a race by beforewisdom · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know. Steve Ballmer is not a young man anymore. It doesn't look like he takes care of his health much either.

    In 5 years he might not be around either.

  241. Slashdot traitors...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    C'mon guys... Steve and Bill have worked very hard to support Gay / Lesbian issues and social justice in the workplace. How dare you try to diminish those accomplishments by turning on our friends at microsoft. What is happening to this board?

  242. Good Grief by bitswapper · · Score: 1

    Every time someone starts to look like a real competitor, MS says they are going to die.

    Image if any kind of sporting competition were like this - "The Packers won't win the SuperBowl this year because they are going to die"

    Oh, wait ... that's actually a threat.

  243. Microsoft in five years by seamusb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hmmm...

    Longhorn will be great (allegedly) but Apple are already winning that my-OS-has-cooler-features-that-yours battle...href=http://www.trustedreviews.com/articl e.aspx?head=3&page=3108
    I have read that Microsoft have enough money to keep going (paying wages etc) for three years. But there is no sense that they have anything new to offer, just more of the same. Google have grabbed the mind share of the ubergeek squad...weblogging, AJAX etc etc...all the exciting new toys for the nerds.
    MS seems to own a greatest amount of mindshare in the upper reaches of business management, mostly non-technical, go with what you know best types. In the server rooms and development departments all the geeks love Linux/Apple/BSD etc etc.
    In five years time many of these geeks, who have grown up with MS XP spyware problems, MS in court again on one side and the sleek minimalism of Google on the other, many of these people will be in management. Will they still embrace MS as quickly as their older peers do now?
    I doubt it. MS will not disappear, but turn into another IBM...fingers in about 500 pies. I doubt that any non-technical person could tell you what IBM do, just something vague 'with computers'.

    Will that day come for MS?
    Microsoft, they are a computer company, aren't they? They had that weird software for those big clunky old desktop machines...Nothing like the Google OS running on my digital phone/mp6 player/dvd/game machine/tablet PC.

  244. yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What an arrogant pretentious little fuck. Ballmer you are boring me again.

  245. In other news by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 1

    Microsoft reportedly says that Apple and linux might just give up because Longhorn will be so awesome, and come with a free copy of Duke Nukem Forever and a yet unannounced PC version of Starcraft:Ghost

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    1. Re:In other news by Ogman · · Score: 1

      Very funny!!! I wish I had a mod point to give you!

      --
      But Officer, I DID read the f**king article!
  246. Altavista and DEC by Mark+of+THE+CITY · · Score: 1

    Not mentioned: Altavista was created at DEC, and spun off from that company. DEC was in decline; maybe they thought the cash would buy them some time.

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    The clearance system sounds logical. It is not. It is completely arbitrary. -- John Bolton
  247. AI? by Valiss · · Score: 4, Funny

    In 2027, Google buys Microsoft. That is, the Google *AI* buys Microsoft

    Whoa. Does John Titor know about this? Better go get an IBM 5100.

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    -Valiss
  248. Sith attack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell is wrong with Microsoft??
    They always have to spread FUD, attacking other competititors without a proper reason.

    Real situation is that they are rivalled on all fronts. In gaming by PS3, in mobile and music market by symbian, linux, and Apple, in server/enterprise market by linux, in desktop by linux and MacOSX, and development tools and MSOffice too have strong competition. More and more contries start to prefer FLOSS solutions.

    Indeed, MS will still have it's cash cows, but in time others will establish itself and perhaps earnings will start declining.
    What if microsoft is one-time hit and will perish in a decade?

  249. easy to switch from Google by nomadicGeek · · Score: 1

    The reason that Microsoft has been so successful at surviving competitors is that it would be very expensive to move from their products. Once you have their OS on your servers and desktop and all of your other software is tied to that OS it becomes very difficult to change and so they have a great deal of inertia.

    How long would it take me to change from Google? Not long. I just have to point my browser to another location and I'm done. I take my eyeballs elsewhere and their revenue stream dries up.

    I'm not saying that Balmer is correct, but it would seem that MS can weather the storm and has more time to respond to new innovators due to the fact that it is so difficult to switch. If something significantly better than Google came out, I could change tomorrow.

    1. Re:easy to switch from Google by kencurry · · Score: 1

      good point.

      Another less tangible point about the "great free web app" model from Google - we give away a ton of personal information in the bargain.

      And all the reassurance that it won't be used for harm; the "do no evil" motto - aren't they lulling us into a false sense of security?

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  250. No, many people had to block MSNBot. by Some+Random+Username · · Score: 1

    There has been something wrong with it for quite some time. It would crawl one particular site, every single page, over 40 times per day, for 3 weeks before I just blocked the damn thing. Yet it didn't do this to my other sites, which all link to each other. If you look around on "webmaster" forums and such, plenty of people have this problem.

    Nobody knows why it goes crazy like this on some sites, but not most. Regardless, it is broken, its not FUD.

  251. I hope there's someone here old enough to get this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    In the year 2525
    If microsoft is still alive
    If google can survive
    You may still be able to find
    All that you are looking for...

  252. And Micrsoft will take 10 by podperson · · Score: 1

    At the moment MS has a virtuous circles going for them:

    Bloatware with Features requires Faster Boxes
    Faster Boxes come with new OS
    New OS requires new Bloatware

    Similarly:

    You gotta use Office/VB because you're using Windows and Exchange.

    You gotta use Exchange because you're using Windows and Office/VB.

    You gotta use Windows because you're using Office/VB and Exchange.

    Let's consider the following scenario.

    1) Longhorn never ships or is massively underwhelming when it does. No-one particularly wants to upgrade.

    2) WINE gets to the point where most Win32 stuff just works under Linux. OR

    2a) Game developers start targeting Linux because including the OS on the distribution DVD is cheaper than supporting n flavors of Win32.

    3) XBox 360 and PS3 do a fantastic job of destroying the home PC market. Suddenly, fast PCs are neither necessary nor sexy.

    3a) Commodity pricing in PowerPC land makes high-performance Macs and PPC Linux boxes so far ahead of x86 boxes in price/performance that the high end server market disappears for MS/Intel/AMD.

    4) Businesses actually start paying more than lip service to TCO and stop buying new Windows licenses so they can get off the upgrade treadmill.

    5) Gmail expands to do everything anyone cares about in MS Exchange. Google buys skype and integrates telephony and conferencing.

    6) Vertical markets embrace web deployment over VB etc. Meanwhile Mono allows legacy .NET apps to be ported to open platforms.

    The virtuous circles turn vicious. Bye bye Ballmer.

  253. According to /., Once Again MS Bullshit... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    is "News for Nerds, Stuff That Matters".

    NOTHING Steve Ballmer says matters since his strings are pulled by Bill - and NOTHING HE says matters as it's all bullshit on a par with ANYTHING George Bush says.

    Well, I predict Microsoft will not matter in ten years.

    Where's my headline?

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  254. Different groups are seperate though. by Some+Random+Username · · Score: 1

    Lots of their employees are low end data center techs who run cables and replace parts in the servers. Each data center has less than 150 people, and they are an independant group from the remembering relationships standpoint. Its not like they have 3000 researchers/programmers all in one office working on this stuff. Thousands of companies have more than 3000 people, and they all do it the same way, splitting them into managable groups, just like google does.

  255. Zilog by Mark+of+THE+CITY · · Score: 1

    Zilog has a booth at ESCON West every year, selling commodity microcontrollers for the embedded trade.

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  256. What else might happen in five years? by geekwithsoul · · Score: 1

    Steve Ballmer's head explodes when presented with a logic error (MS = quality), thus proving he's an evil cyborg from the future. A black hole is developed by hapless scientists, escapes its containment barrier and preceeds to make Swiss Cheese out of the Earth. Future ex-President George W. Bush is appointed by President Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State, and leads the world to the start of a new era of peace, understanding, and prosperity. Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears earn a joint Nobel Prize for Physics, when they discover that stupidity is actually caused by a rare quantum particle that is capable of spreading like a virus. News reports note that, like the Curie's, these two acted as their own experimental guinea pigs and may have accidently caused everyone on the planet to lose 10% of their IQ. Oh yeah, and in the words of Wayne: Monkeys might fly out of my butt! I always love how Microsoft's most wishful thinking is covered as "news."

  257. he is probably right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google is a one hit wonder, they were the first search engine that actually was good.

    So far, they have not been able to create any other service that gives them a proper cash flow, it all comes from the search engine at the moment.

    Like so many other internetbusinesses they will probably disappear, just like Netscape, mainly because of Microsofts strong position.

    Dont get me wrong: I do not want this to happend, I hate MS as much as everyone else, but I think that as soon as MS start to include the search ability within their OS, Google will be dead.

    1. Re:he is probably right by suman28 · · Score: 1

      Bill, is that you? What are you doing, masquerading as an Anonymous Coward?
      Besides, you had your chance at WinHEC to predict the death of iPod.
      Now, play nice and give Steve a chance.

  258. I've already thrown my iPod out... by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...while driving down the highway. I'm going to get rid of my browser now, since it has google search built in. All hail MicroSoft!

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  259. Re:One hit? (and you missed...) by generic-man · · Score: 1

    Mapquest was bought by AOL. Microsoft bought Mapblast.

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  260. It's even worse than you make it appear: by bshroyer · · Score: 1

    So, MSFT will always be a step behind in a game Google engineered to reward only those who can think new things first. Even if Microsoft manages to invent or buy a new idea, Google will come up with a way of making it faster, cheaper, safer and more powerful. It's what they did to Microsoft's Hotmail.

    I was a user of a wonderful webmail service called HoTMaiL for several years before Microsoft bought it. And wrecked it.

    Not only was Hotmail NOT a Microsoft innovation, it was a surprisingly useful tool which was purchased, squashed, and wrecked by the shortsighted fools.

    (Oh, and by the way, have you got a Hotmail account and an SMTP server? Retrieve your mail with gotmail!)

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  261. blah, blah, blah... by Ogman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It sure would be nice if Ballmer and Gates would stop applying for psychic work and instead start working on a little innovation of their own. Microsoft is beginning to smell like the rotting company that these two want to envision everyone else becoming. Google works because they listen to what people want, and Apple does the same. Microsoft tells their customers what to want, and that model is doomed to fail long before the others.

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  262. Google maps by Stone316 · · Score: 1
    Whats so cool about google maps? IMHO its no better or worse than mapquest..Although I would probably say that mapquest's interface is probably more intuitive for the average user.

    The only thing I found cool when using google maps was the satelite view and looking at my house or friends houses. Other than that neither service has something that would draw me to it over the other.

    Google may be trying to branch out but as other people have noted they have a limited revenue stream. Yeah, google maps and gmail are cool but i'd say they are generating a fraction of the revenue as adwords.

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    1. Re:Google maps by mekkab · · Score: 1

      Whats so cool about google maps?

      They're easier to manipulate.

      Although I would probably say that mapquest's interface is probably more intuitive for the average user.

      Anecdotal as it may be, my dad (average user/Solitaire player that he is) proves your anecdotal opinion wrong.

      He was EXCITED about how cool google maps was! I couldn't believe it. (this is the same guy with the blinking 12:00 on his VCR) The drag and drop nature of the maps allows for quickly establishing where you are when zoomed very close in. So you can look at the details of the street "maze" of a planned community and quickly scroll over to see where you are in relation to a major interstate. He discovered that the Bed and Breakfast we were sending him to was very close to a civil war battle field (which we completey forgot:to my commuter mind, Manassas is where you live when you can't live closer to DC).

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    2. Re:Google maps by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      "IMHO its no better or worse than mapquest."

      Speed. Mapquest hits the server every time you change the map (even a little). Google maps doesn't always. This may not be important to you, but it is critical to the way that I use a map program. Click and drag may seem like a small thing, but it makes certain things much easier (e.g. scanning along a path).

      Besides, Google maps has signs that cast shadows. That's just cool.

      Google maps is not the money maker there anyway. Google maps is just part of the content that makes Google local (the Google yellow pages) work. Paid advertising in a free index works in print. Internet advertising is a natural progression. Lower overhead; same revenue potential.

  263. Cell phone and PDA by HermesHuang · · Score: 1

    I use both a cell phone and a PDA. They simply have requirements that are contradictory with each other, at least until technology advances to where one can project images into the air. For a cell phone, I want it to be as small as possible. This is so I can carry it around with me wherever I go. My PDA, however, I prefer with a decently large screen. I have a 320x240 screen, and that's only because I don't want to spend more money. That way I can read things without having to either hold it really close to my face or hitting page-down every other line. I use my PDA to read books in a nice portable format [mobipocket]. I would not want to do this on the screen of any cell phone, and if you put a screen this size on a cell phone, I would not find it comfortable to carry around in my pocket [my PDA travels in my backpack, not my pocket].

  264. Re:One hit? (and you missed...) by jc42 · · Score: 1

    Which month was that? ;-)

    I think that was more recent. There was a period when mapquest, mapblast and mappoint all had Microsoft logos and copyright notices, but I don't remember when it was.

    Actually, in looking over my small collection of gif maplets from the past 5 years, I see that nearly every one has a different set of copyright notices (though most include NavTech). And none of the images mentions Microsoft. The MS logos were all on the web pages, and the stuff there also seems to change every 6 months or so.

    I wonder how many copyrights there are on your typical map image?

    The real disappointment in online map sites is that National Geographic's web site is so crappy. They have such potential ...

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  265. In 5 years... right. by Cheirdal · · Score: 1

    Lycos and Altavista are still around and kicking and they've been here almost 10 years or more. Google is currently the top search engine in the world so I don't see it going away in 5 years. Oh, and kudos on finally posting a Google article on Slashdot. I think it has been 10 minutes since the last Google article was posted and I was starting to worry :).

  266. Re:One hit? (and you missed...) by generic-man · · Score: 1

    America Online Buys MapQuest.com (December 1999)

    Microsoft Buys Vicinity (October 2002) and announces plans to "phase out" MapBlast because it competes with Microsoft's own MapPoint.

    Most of the map data is owned by companies like NavTech; even Google didn't go out and write maps from scratch. The major difference between all these products is in the front-end, and it is the front-end that really sets Google above the rest in terms of slickness.

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  267. Poor attendees by stand · · Score: 1

    I really feel for those attendees in the first few rows of the auditorium who much have been absolutely drenched with flop sweat by the end of the night.

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  268. I couldn't help but think of Ballmer..... by Arren · · Score: 1

    Upon reading your sig.

    1. Re:I couldn't help but think of Ballmer..... by MynockGuano · · Score: 1

      I believe it is from Firefly. If my memory serves me correctly, it was a remark the captain made after punching some rich jerk with an inflated sense of self-importance, so you might not be too far off!

      /duck

  269. Ballmer -- A JOKE! by thrdgeek · · Score: 1

    Microsoft makes these statements out of FEAR!!!

  270. Irony by salesgeek · · Score: 1

    I find it humorous that Microsoft is concerned about competing with a glorified advertising broker like Google.

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  271. You set yourself up ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    On the topic of ignoring other's faults, you spelled bandwagon wrong.

    On the topic of correcting others, your use of the apostrophe is incorrect. You should have written "others' faults".

    1. Re:You set yourself up ... by MadAhab · · Score: 1
      On the topic of ignoring other's faults, you spelled bandwagon wrong.

      On the topic of correcting others, your use of the apostrophe is incorrect. You should have written "others' faults".

      On the topic of correcting others' punctuation, you should have put the final period inside the quotation mark.
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  272. No Google Killer... by rulethirty · · Score: 1

    M$ is losing out and is quick to point the finger at companies who are succeeding where they have failed and who can blame them? I think Google is here for the long run but that the iPod may very well be on its way out as the leading MP3 device. I think integration with cell phones will be vital if iPod wants to survive the next round. The majority of us will start wanting the cheaper alternative and can sacrafice those eye-catching white cables hanging from our ears and the touch-dial interface. As long as it can hold more than 4GB of MP3s and can play them with relative ease I do not think we are looking for much more. That is unless, of course, it also has a digital camera, web access, instant messaging, and can make and recieve calls, which is what we should expect to see in the next two years.

    It seems to me that a few slashdot posters think along the lines "Yeah right! Cell phones with cameras! C'mon everyone knows you have a camera and a phone and you don't mix the two! You cannot get the best of both worlds unless you do!" Yet sales of digital cameras have dropped. Think about it, now cell phone users can look up directions to a restaurant, text message their friends, call a colleague to meet up, send a photo of their son scoring a touchdown, and download the latest American Idol songs to their phone. I am not saying the hard drive MP3 phones are for everyone but they will satisfy a great majority. Enough to sink iPod if Apple doesn't get active in exploiting it early on.

  273. I really don't see how... by jcr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    MS had a way to kill Netscape by breaking the law. What illegal trick can MS do that kills Google? Block google.com in their TCP/IP stack?

    Maybe Ballmer is more imaginative than I am.

    -jcr

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  274. I could see this happening... by tuxedobob · · Score: 1

    once no one needs to search the internet anymore.

  275. what an idiot by suezz · · Score: 1

    Ballmer is just a plain idiot - I am glad he isn't my boss.

    I am so sick of their attitude - like they are the only pc os in the world and we are suppose to be waiting on their predictions and where their company is going - maybe their stockholders are but I am not a microsoft stockholder and I hope I live to see the day they go down.

    I could care less what Ballmer thinks - he has no effect on my computing environment from day to day. I don't even touch a windows pc and I am in front of a computer all day.

  276. My mate's dog's called Google .... by RobWalker · · Score: 1

    I hope that Ballmer wasn't referring to him being dead in 5 years ... he's only a cute little Pup. And sorry Steve, I can't see anyone calling their dog MSN

  277. Lasting 5 more years matches what Google said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At Usenix, Google hosted a "desert" party - well actually it was a recruiting event where they tried to encourage people to join the company, citing how good it was and this was the decade of Google. Nobody asked the obvious question - what happens at the end of the decade.

    But it would seem that predictions of Google's lifespan in fame match that being put forward by Ballmer. I wonder if he's just borrowing the line from Google people or they have both had common research backing their pep talks?

  278. Re:I hope there's someone here old enough to get t by no_pets · · Score: 1

    Buck Rogers?

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  279. Amazing ! by dorfsmay · · Score: 1

    It is amazing that he got it right by one year ! More interresting, it's not proper ingineering like utilities (as predicted) who made the mistake, it is IT (DNS update error), as usual.

  280. so stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is so stupid. Why even say anything at all? You're CEO of a mega-hyper-super-company and you feel it necessary to make statements about other companies like that? It smacks of FEAR. At least that's the impression I get. If you're not afraid, then why say anything at all?

  281. The alternatives are depressing by themushroom · · Score: 1

    At one time that might have been a credible prediction -- Microsoft's search supplanted Yahoo for a bit. But considering that nothing can touch Google for effectiveness, unless Microsoft makes it search thing actually work (we heard rumblings of that happening twice before as I recall in the last 10 years) it's all saber rattling from the his donkey mount.

    What is more likely to happen is that Microsoft will make a branded version of Google its search core, if it already doesn't 'coincidentally' swipe results like some search sites already do. If you can't lick 'em, rip 'em off [see: Apple desktop interface] and call your inspiration source out-of-date [see: MSFT's reaction to people who couldn't use Opera on Hotmail because "it isn't W3C compliant", IE pot-kettle huh?].

  282. Bah by Morinaga · · Score: 1

    What utter garbage, like my Netscape browser is EVER going to lose market share to those Microsoft clowns. Don't even get my started on my Sega.

  283. Search engines by harryoyster · · Score: 1

    In the last three to four months over my personal web page that gets around 18-20,000 unique visitors per month. This month was the first month where I got more click throughs from Microsofts Search than from google which has been top for the last few years.

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  284. Re:A company in distress by ninjagin · · Score: 2, Interesting
    You make good points.

    I would add, and it does not seem to be widely recognized here for some reason, that Microsoft is saying these things in order to make them happen.

    It's a bit like self-fulfilling prophecy. If a person or entity of some publicly-accepted authority says that the something will fail or company X will go out of business, it plants a seed in the minds of the people that hear it. When said twice, it re-enforces the prediction, making it acceptable. Repeated often enough it becomes believable. Once believeable, it is close to becoming fact. The whole process takes a long time, but the effects can last even longer.

    Politicians are famous for doing this. There are a couple examples in recent history:

    • There was the resurgence of economic optimism in the US after the great depression not so much because the economics of the new deal were having a fantastic immediate effect, but because the Roosevelt administration was consciously making positive and hopeful economic statements for years. Attitudes and perceptions were changed more than the underlying economic conditions.
    • The .com bubble of the late 90s had already popped and recovery was in effect, yet the 2000 Bush campaign made great strides against Gore by repeating gloomy statements about the health of the economy and the fiscal condition of the federal government. The underlying economic conditions did not match up. Yet, after the election, when administration statements about the economic conditions suddenly became rosy and hopeful, the rhetoric of 1.5 years worth of doom and gloom was still sticking in the minds of investors and corporations.

    People and companies in positions of public authority know that their rhetoric has this slow, creeping power to influence attitudes and perceptions, and it gets used because it works. Most people don't even realize that their thoughts are being shaped. It can be very blunt, like what Mssrs. Ballmer and Gates are doing, or it can be achieved with simple word choice. I recently re-read 1984. The devices of newspeak are now much more starkly evident for me in contemporary efforts to shape public opinion around things like the changing of senate rules for confirmation of judicial nominees and the reformation of the Social Security system, for example.

    I'm actually surprised that very few slashdotters make mention of these devices, or appreciate their strength.

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  285. oh it's coming from ms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft is probably developing a msoogle that will only need 640KB as system memory, oh yes

    rm

  286. Separate devices... by TFloore · · Score: 1

    I mostly like having separate devices. I usually have good reasons for this, though sometimes it is "just cause!"

    I'll always have a separate digital camera. My celphone might have a digital camera built in also, but I doubt I'll ever see an underwater housing for my cellphone that lets me take pictures with it. My digital camera has one.

    I'll probably have an iPod or equivalent for quite a while, even if my cellphone can play MP3s. Because I don't want to be hassled by flight attendants on airplanes because they think I'm using my cellphone in-flight, and the airline rules don't allow that. (Though, I'd hope that the cellphone maker will think enough to give the user the ability to turn off the antenna in case you are stuck using the MP3 player function in-flight. Remember to turn it back on when you land, though...) I can play music on my iPod on an airplane with no problems.

    There are are lot of good things about having a lot of basic functionality in an all-in-one device, especially if that device can easily sync with your specialty devices also.

    However, I'm a Verizon Wireless customer... I know better than to think the phone will be allowed to operate with anything other than the Verizon central servers, where they can charge you for access. Yeah, I really want to pay $0.25 per song to transfer 3,000 songs onto my harddrive-equipped MP3-playing cellphone. I complain about that enough trying to transfer photos off the cameraphone. The phone has a data-transfer cable... and Verizon crippled the phone's firmware so it can only sync the address book, and not do anything else with the cable.

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    1. Re:Separate devices... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Because I don't want to be hassled by flight attendants on airplanes because they think I'm using my cellphone in-flight, and the airline rules don't allow that. (Though, I'd hope that the cellphone maker will think enough to give the user the ability to turn off the antenna in case you are stuck using the MP3 player function in-flight

      Most phones that go beyond a phone already do that. Nowadays they are calling it "flight mode" as people have a hard time convincing the flight crew that "radio off" is safe (FM radio maybe?). And that's not the end of the story, they might just say no anyway as seeing you playing with your phone might encourage some braindead nokia user into attempting a game of snake.

      Yeah, I really want to pay $0.25 per song to transfer 3,000 songs onto my harddrive-equipped MP3-playing cellphone.

      They do that? Man, that's messed up. Any decent phone can interface with a PC to transfer music for free. I believe there a network here in the UK that charges for music downloads, but I think you can still put your own music on it. Draconian devices are in the minority; the most people who spend cash on things like ringtones are people who don't know any better and have no taste, i.e. mostly kids. Just look at the charts for the taste thing, blatant commercialisation but they don't care.

  287. Re:I hope there's someone here old enough to get t by peterstev · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the year 2525 v2.0

    In the year 2525
    If Bill is still alive
    If Linus still can hack they may find

    In the year 3535
    Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
    Everything you think do and say
    Is stored on the RAID you took today

    In the year 4545
    You ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
    You won't find a thing to chew
    Google's gonna do that for you

    In the year 5555
    Your mouse hangin' limp at your sides
    Your legs got nothin' to do
    Windows 55's doing that for you

    In the year 6565
    You won't need no husband, won't need no wife
    You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
    Who'd have thought, Windows would do that for you?

    In the year 7510
    If DOS is a comin' He oughta make it by then
    Maybe He'll look around Himself and say
    Guess it's time for the judgement day

    In the year 8510
    Linux is gonna shake His mighty head
    He'll either say I'm pleased where man has been
    Or tear it down and start again woh oh

    In the year 9595
    I'm kinda wonderin' if Google is gonna be alive
    He's indexed everything this old Earth can give
    But He won't retrieve nothin more woh oh

    Now it's been ten thousand years
    Google has filled its googleplex
    For what we never knew
    Now Windows reign is through

    But through eternal night
    The twinkling of Windows-lite
    So very far away
    Maybe it's only yesterday

    In the year 2525
    If man is still alive
    If woman can survive, they may find......

    With apologies to Zager and Evans.

  288. Yup. by ROBOKATZ · · Score: 1

    Sounds pretty accurate to me. They're going to try to get into software-as-a-service, but free. Imagine Google Office. But instead of the paper clip giving you help, it will give you fraudulent ads based on what you're typing. It will probably mix ads into your document so no one can tell what you wrote and what's an ad.

  289. My these grapes taste awfully sour. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But steve's gonna share 'em with us. He's a pal.

  290. This from the guys who missed the internet... by fbg111 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Steve, whatever you and Bill say. While you're at it, dance monkeyboy!

    Credibility? We've heard of it somewhere...

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  291. Ballmer is a perennial jackass. Why listen? by aquarian · · Score: 1

    Ballmer is a jackass. Unfortunately he's making a good career for himself as a professional jackass, his antics becoming an effective PR tool for Microsoft. The press knows they can count on him to put on a good show, and that people will read his drivel just to see how stupid it is -- lowest common denominator tactics at their best -- Microsoft's trademark.

  292. Re:That's [ridiculously] misleading by caryw · · Score: 1

    I love google with all my heart, but MSN does do a better job of crawling for information and updating their indexes. Well, by better I mean quicker and more completely.

    I get hit by msnbot.msn.com ALL day long at a slow and steady rate. When googlebot.com comes by it rapes my web server (well, not really. a request every 2 or 3 seconds) and then gets the hell out.

    My numbers for May so far:
    Requests Transfered Host
    7456 187.85 MB msnbot.msn.com
    4267 117.58 MB googlebot.com

    MSN also does a much quicker job of updating their indexes. I've noticed that within an hour of posting a new article and having msnbot.msn.com hit it, the listing is already part of the search engine. Google takes considerably longer. MSN also consistently rates my page higher than Google for reasons unknown. Most the people that find me by searching use MSN (which I don't like because I run a forum and MSN search brings stupid novice IE lamers).

    Anyway, I love google but they need to remember that above all the great stuff they're doing nowadays they're a search engine, and need to keep that search engine the very best.

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  293. Playa Haters by eestar · · Score: 0

    Every single last one of us hate Microsoft and everything that it stands for. This includes Steve and Bill. Therefore whenever they say something like "ipods are dead" or "the demise of google is approaching" you jump all over it. But lets face it, they are good businessmen with good ideas. Whenever they say something, we shouldnt jump all over them, we should scratch our heads and think about why they are making that prediction. If we can't understand it, then its fairly obvious that we do not havea business savvy. And if you don't have it, then it's not really appropriate to be making geeky predictions. PS. Trying to get a negative score for the comment

  294. Google CEO should fight back! by krunk4ever · · Score: 1

    Haha! Either Eric Schmidt or Larry Page should give talks at universities about how Windows OS will no longer hold the majority of PCs hostage in 5 years or less. Obviously, an operating system is a crucial component of everyday computing and people are more and more aware about security issues and how Windows OS is ridden with security vulnerabities. Then they should announce Google OS and how that would be the future and the upcoming wave. ;p

  295. Your grammar teacher would be ashamed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    On the topic of correcting others' punctuation, you should have put the final period inside the quotation mark.

    You are utterly wrong in your assertion. The period is correctly placed.

  296. google.com is overrated and overvalued by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i still can't figure out why the company is worth so much. though i use it to search, i actually spend far more time on yahoo, which isn't worth as much.

  297. Anybody else tire of MS is going to kill blank? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems every day MS is talking about kill off somebody. Linux, Apple, IBM, Google, Sony, ect...

    Funny MS produces a great office product for Apple, and needs IBM for the xBox. But MS just can't let anybody else have a medium to large size software biz. MS motto is "Give me that market space it's mine!"

    I don't see why people, (obviously not this group here) would want to produce anything that runs on Windows anymore. If you do MS will (if your lucky) buy you out, or run you out of town. Really just forget about running your own biz Microsoft won't let you.

  298. Meh by JMZero · · Score: 1

    I tried Google Desktop Search. I got rid of it because it didn't do a good job finding stuff in my code (even with proper plugins installed) - in general it was very hit or miss in returning stuff my gobs of plain text (yet worked great for e-mails for some reason), and had almost no user interface or obvious means of controlling the thing. But I tried it first, because I kind of assume they'd produce a great product.

    The MS Desktop Search (which I tried on a whim) finished indexing faster, gives me slightly better control (but still hardly any) over what gets indexed, presents the results in a more usable fashion, and actually finds the things I search for in code - consistently.

    So I'm just wondering: when you say MS has failed to deliver "Good Desktop Search", would you say the same about Google's product? Have you tried MS's search?

    I'm not saying MS desktop search is great - why there are no "advanced search" options is a mystery - but it's not bad and it's quickly becoming a tool I use fairly often.

    If anyone is smug, and may possibly start to rest on laurels - I'm worried it's "everyone else". MS has fought off a lot of competition in its history. It hasn't always played fair - but so far it's done a lot of winning. For the foreseeable future at least, the "non-MS" companies of the IT world are going to have to keep fighting tooth and nail to stay afloat. If they let things slack, no amount of geek goodwill will keep them going.

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  299. The day I made a vender cry by Dog135 · · Score: 1

    I actually made a vender cry one time over portals. I was working at a ".com" and this vender came in trying to sell his software for making our homepage into a portal.

    The company I was working for was targeting business people, not the public, so I asked a lot of questions he didn't know the answer to about how this will add functionality to our product.

    Later, when the vender called our rep about the presentation, I found out he was crying over the phone because he was expecting an easy sale. He didn't expect all these tough questions.

    After that, everyone kept picking on me, saying things like, "Let's sic Mick on them!" Which is funny because I was the softest spoken person there.

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    1. Re:The day I made a vender cry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear the unabomber was a pretty quiet guy.

  300. You might get hit by a car! by recursiv · · Score: 1

    Today!

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  301. MS Magicians by Dog135 · · Score: 1

    MS is a magician. They make vaperware, show it as a killerapp, then eventually make it materialize into something not as good as you where hoping for, but you're too excited from the hype to care about that.

    And by "you" I mean the lemming population.

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  302. Re:One hit? Adsense is big by steelcurtain67 · · Score: 1

    The Adsense program will very likely soon be the biggest money earner. This is really not a 'search engine' dependant revenue stream. No matter how you get to a page with Adsense, Google still makes money if you click on the ad. so even if MSN were to displace Google in search Google would still have a great business model. Google doesn't disclose the fraction of revenue that they make from the Adsense program but they do report that their 'network partners' contributed 48% of total revenue in 3rd quarter of 2004. http://www.webmasterworld.com/forum89/4045.htm That was a 120% over the year before and most of the increase was probably due to Adsense.

  303. So... Apple is for geeks now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS seems to own a greatest amount of mindshare in the upper reaches of business management, mostly non-technical, go with what you know best types.

    I always thought Apple was for the no brain it just works crowd? Way to go MS! You beat Apple at their own game!

  304. Trust in Microsoft is something I don't have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't trust Steve B. to tell me what day it was tomorrow, let alone the future of a company (google, apple, etc) or a product (iPod).

  305. Re:Meta-information? Why bother? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

    It's stupid at face value. All websites already supply meta-information. But 99% of it sucks, which is why we need search engines.

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  306. Microsoft may still have a chance, for now... by m85476585 · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, there are still a lot of people (ones that don't read slashdot) who still think Microsoft is great, Google is just a search engine, and have never heard of the concept of Open Source. The reason Internet Explores still has just under 90% of the market share is not that people don't want to use Firefox, but they have never heard of it. Until the majority of people find out about all of this, Microsoft will survive, but as soon as more people realize that Microsoft isn't the best anymore, they (Microsoft) won't stand a chance unless they do something.

  307. VIRUS ALERT!! MS.FUD FOUND IN MSG! by v3xt0r · · Score: 0

    ballmar needs a vacation from his blog and press releases, he's burnin' out w/ all this fud.

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  308. Microsoft vs. Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I had to bet on who was more likely to perish within 5 years, I'd bet on Microsoft. If Google was just some company with a cool search engine, Mr Ballmer might be right, but Google have shown that they *know what their customers want*. (and Microsoft have shown that they know how to lure & lock-in customers, but they can't do that quite as well as they used to be able to)

    I think in 5 years both Microsoft and Google will both still be around for sure, but I think it will be Microsoft losing market share to Google, and not the other way around. (they already lost plenty of market share to Google when Gmail came out!)

  309. Preacher Steve? by grumpyman · · Score: 1

    So he now works as a preacher prediction end of the earth in 5 years?

  310. If Google goes away by phobos13013 · · Score: 1

    Its only because it ate itself!

    Seriously, regardless what M$ wants to think, google will be around in some sense until the internet gets replaced which of course is inevitable. Nonetheless, the best reason google will be a force to reckon in the future is that it isnt trying to play 'flavor of the month' like so many internet portals have done in the past trying to reinvent themselves everytime share prices dropped. It remains to be seen if google will do this of course but considering the page hasnt changed much since day one (remember that story guys and gals?) its unlikely they will fall by the waist-side so easily. Of course todays winning business model is tomorrows bust in the business world so you can never be sure. Thats why i avoid the totally unpredictable business world, at least its more fun to play poker!

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  311. 'You were the chosen one !' - Bill by q256 · · Score: 0

    I am thinking it was the left over hype (sugar) from the late night 'special' Micro-squash edition showing of Star Wars III it the real cause.

    "Learn to know the Dark Side of the Force, and you will achieve a power greater than any CEO", Bill's pep talk to Steve as he took off his official Darth Vader helmet after this same special showing.

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  312. 1. The parent is right. 2. Ballmer isn't stupid. by Raindance · · Score: 1

    Google is gaining geek mindshare, true. This includes gaining mindshare from geeks who work at Microsoft.

    This is in fact *why* Ballmer is making such brash comments about Google being gone in 5 years (and why Gates said the iPod is a fad last week). It's not that they believe their predictions-- it's that they want to minimize the mindshare leakage that's happening now.

    They don't have any cool, functional products in these markets. But it's better to talk loud and present a brave face to the world and give people (especially those inside your own company) who might lose faith in you something to hang on to while you try to come up with some real products than to allow the loss of mindshare without a fight. Think of it as attempting a self-fulfilling prophecy.

    So, Ballmer and Gates are doing the smart thing by grandstanding, even if Slashdot calls them stupid.

    They're not, believe me.

  313. Re:Your grammar teacher would be ashamed. Yes. by LucBorg · · Score: 1

    Nope. He is right. You are wrong. Your period should be inside the final quotation mark. And anyway the bigger mistake is writing "other's" when you mean "others'", not my one.

  314. I see the future by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 1

    I just had a vision of the future. Mr. Ballmer was at a news conference and was explaining that searching the internet is a fundamental and indivisible function of the modern Operating System and the new version of Windows cannot be modified to allow access to Google without losing all its functionality.

  315. In 2080 by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    What about In The Year 2525?

    Falcon
  316. Buck Rogers? by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Supertramp.

    Falcon
  317. Everybody loves Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hahahahahahahaha!!!

    I love this show :)

  318. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this even on here? For the love of all that is good and holy, why?

  319. One hit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'The hottest company right now -- the one nobody thinks can do any wrong -- may just be a one-hit wonder.'

    Don't be so hard on yourself Steve. You've had Office *and* Windows. That's two hits.

    I don't see any more coming though.

  320. worry about your own company first by cahiha · · Score: 1

    Ballmer should be worried about Microsoft and leave worrying about Google to others.

    I don't know whether Google is going to be around longer than Microsoft or not; but I'm pretty sure it's downhill for Microsoft from this point on.

  321. Your grammar teacher would be even more ashamed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The period would only belong between the quotation marks if it were part of what was being quoted. It is not. The period ends the sentence and therefore belongs at (prepare yourself for a shock), the end of the sentence.

    Furthermore, a period cannot be placed "inside the final quotation mark", as you suggest, it can only be placed prior to it or after it.

    I'd suggest that you quit now, before you dig a deeper hole for yourself.

  322. The only way google can die is by jonwil · · Score: 1

    If it stops being the (IMO) BEST search engine in the known universe.

    I use google for all my search needs because its GOOD.
    And it clearly indicates paid links seperate from other search results (and it doesnt have intrusive banner ads either).

    Plus, it gives (usually) good search results for whatever it is I am looking for.

    In any case, this article is pure FUD.

  323. Tech Changes fast by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Yes.. but Monopolies that have a firm grip on the market dont change fast, and tend to dominate and manipulate 'tech changes' in the long run.

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  324. Re:Your grammar teacher would be even more ashamed by LucBorg · · Score: 1

    I retract my comment if you are the same annonymous coward that partially defended me in the first AC post on this thread. All this quoting and unquoting with my threshold set at one made it unclear as to who was tyring to ridicule me and who was actually helping. Once again, very sorry.

  325. one-hit wonder by fantastic+amounts · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is the ultimate one-hit wonder. That one hit was licensing DOS. That wasn't a big step forward for computing, it was ingenious, visionary, rapacious capitalism. Everything else that they have done could have been done better by a core team of a hundred bright people. Decently-capitalized companies that size (100 or fewer) will continue to be the innovators and paradigm-changers. Huge companies like Microsoft are only good for marketing excesses, congressional lobbying and other strongarming, and defiance of the rule of law, backed by armies of attorneys.

  326. Google and iTunes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...both are a thorn in Microsnots side right now...I hope they're both around in 10 years...

  327. Or, not. by calyptos · · Score: 1

    Microsoft thinks they can just make a better product and people will start using it? People have made products better than windows and people aren't using it, do they think the rules only apply when it benefits them?

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  328. I question Ballmer being around in 5 years. by OpenSourceOfAllEvil · · Score: 1

    I give Ballmer less than 5 years.

    Another "Developers! Developers! Developers!"-like outburst and he'll pop like a watermellon in a Gallagher routine. Bring your raincoats.

  329. Please everyone by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    It seems like the language in this discussion is presenting a false dicotomy. People (including Gates) are taking an either/or approach...it's either iPods get a premature demise or not.

    First of all, iPods aren't the only mp3/video players out there, and Gates doesn't address that at all.

    Digital technologies merging is nothing new so Gates gets no special 'insightful' points for predicting that cell phones will expand their mp3 capability in the future. Cell phones w/ mp3 players have been available in where else Japan for years now...it's a logical progression.

    Yes, once technology allows for 1 gig of music or video (or somethign close) to be stored on a palm-sized cell phone, then I'll be selling my mp3 player and current cell phone, but iPod is just one of many types of mp3 players, and companies like Sony, Rio, Kyocera, etc. (who have other beef w/ microsoft) will find a way to stay competitive in the market, even if it means making their own cellphone/mp3/mpeg players/digital cameras/pda's that fit in the palm of your hand.

    The question for Gates is, why would consumers want a hand-held digi-device that runs on MS, when they are more familiar w/ a never crashing Google, and why would cell phone producers want to deal w/ MS when Google is so much cheaper/easier/more usable by consumers???

    I had an mp3 player long before Apple started marketing iPods to the masses, and I will have an mp3/cell phone with 1 Gig or more before Apple, microsoft, etc. have the good sense to adapt and come up with their own product. Technology is always the driving force, businessmen just come up with clever ways to market the tech to the masses.

    Look, the more Gates talks like this, the more people in the mainstream will realize that MS just isn't that good, and never really was anyway, they were just the *biggest*. Apple, google, linux, etc. etc. are providing viable options to replace MS bit by bit and anyone who doesn't see this (esp. Gates) doesn't deserve internet access.

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  330. No No... by electricdream · · Score: 1

    If that were really going to happen I'd be able to google it.

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  331. Re:Your grammar teacher would be even more ashamed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yo yous bitches is all wrong, a period is like alot of time man,

  332. Wishful thinking on both sides... by Wile_E_Peyote · · Score: 1

    Google going down is just wishful thinking on Ballmer's part, just like all the slashdotters who have been predicting the end of MS for years.

    My Opinion:
    Computers and how we use them will be so different in 10 years that there is no way to predict where they will be.

    20 years ago I used an Amiga and everyone in that community was sure that IBM PC's were doomed.

    10 years ago I used OS/2 and people were saying IBM was going to dominate the market and push Windows aside.

    Here we are today. The Amiga and OS/2 are for the most part extinct.

    As for the people talking down MS employees, I will tell you that I worked there for a little over a year and my experience there was the same at any other technology company I've worked at or been to. Some people are bright and creative, some are getting by on past successes. Some are idealistic, some are materialistic. Some are uber-nerds, some are suits (though I never actually met anyone wearing a suit).

    It's one thing to bad mouth a company because of their software or practices. It is another to talk bad about the people working there and trying to do good work. Not everyone can or wants to work at a /. approved company, that doesn't mean they're soul-less profit-mongers. My boss at MS was a hippie from venice beach and extremely idealistic.

    And the whole MicroSerf thing is more hype than reality. I saw people work long hours and I worked long hours, but not any more than at any other tech company I've been with. Teachers work longer hours and get paid less...

    Wow, that went on a lot longer than I had planned.

  333. Ahh, but Microsoft may be dead even quicker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What would happen if everyone put

    META NAME="msnbot" CONTENT="noindex"

    in their web pages?

    Or blocked msnbot in other ways?

    MSN search and Google live at our pleasure. It is a symbiotic relationship where both benefit. But the existance of google or msn depend on our good will.

    Maybe it's time to flex our muscle. Maybe Ballmer will shut his mouth.

    Derek

  334. But you forgot to consider one thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill gates is correct on the I-Pod thing. Here in Japan the iPod has already lost all popularity and the big thing is cellphone music players, with a music store right there one the phone so you can buy new tracks at any moment you like. Yeah, no plugging in, logging on to iTunes, etc., just a few clicks and you immediately have your music anywhere anytime reguardless of distance form a computer. Don't even complain about storage either, I don't need 5 weeks worth of music when I know I'll be back at my computer at the end of the day.

  335. This from the Lord of the One Hit Wonder by joemontoya · · Score: 1
    Window, Star Wars

    Proof that the one hit can be turned into a business model if it's in demand enough.

  336. It is legal to be a monopoly by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

    Ok, let's accept that Google is a monopoly. It doesn't matter. It's not illegal to be/have a monopoly. It's illegal to *abuse* one's monopoly. Microsoft leveraged their monopoly in their desktop OS to stomp competitors. What has Google done with their "monopoly?" They link to Yahoo Maps and Mapquest right next to the Google Maps link.

  337. Re:1. The parent is right. 2. Ballmer isn't stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spot on, sir.

    Google has so much mindshare (and has for ages) that they don't *need* to blow their own trumpet like Microsoft is. They just keep turning out cool tech and we keep getting giggly about Google every time they churn out another wonder.

    Meanwhile, Microsoft Research may have some good researchers (who apparently never get anything to the rest of the world), Microsoft may have some really clever business strategists, and I'm sure that there's a decent set of programmers at Microsoft, though I don't associate "clean" or "brilliant" with Microsoft's products. However, the fact is that Microsoft churns out products that just plain aren't technically impressive. They may be solid, they may be lucrative, they may even be doing a better job of being a business than Google, but they aren't cool, they're the antithesis of "innovative", and they've cashed in on enough of the lock-in they've established that they've pissed off an army of people. That army of people now tends to bash Microsoft even when Microsoft doesn't deserve it to punish them for times in the past when Microsoft burned them and got away with it.

  338. yeah because microsoft software is great. by mike518 · · Score: 0

    Is microsoft even #3 as search engines go? i dont understand how a company that is getting pounded by firefox, apple and others keeps proclaiming these fix-all pie in the sky type new programs. How they do it with a straight face is even more amazing. Im even more baffled when they actually get people like this guy to push there products. So microsoft mobile is gonna revolutionize phones Bill? Yeah it definately makes them crash more often. So microsoft janus will crush the ipod Bill? Well thats good, their 90% mp3 market share is getting annoying, they almost have a monopoly, and monopolies are bad. Oh and now of course microsoft search will dominate... nevermind the fact about not even being able to make a secure browser in the first place. When microsoft starts fixing its existing products or replacing them with something respectable, maybe ill show their new projects some respect... but for now, this is just more talk by M$ and its pawns wishing they were as good as google, apple, mozilla, company X, company Y etc...

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  339. one hit wonder? What a fucking moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google has innovated (a word that Microsoft obviously does not know the definition of) more than Gates or Ballmer or any of their underlings will ever do in their lifetime. Long live Google! Leave Microsoft drowning in the shit that they left for everyone else.

  340. Reading the article by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    He doesn't actually say google may not be around in 5 years. He never says that. OK. Although I found it fun too.

    Did I mention I am so happy that google represents slashdot as a news source in thier /ig app?

    oops forgot the /sarcasm.

    Remove slashdot from google news! And any other aggregator or b10g. gah.

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  341. Re:Your grammar teacher would be ashamed. Yes. by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

    No the period goes on the outside of the quotes. You know the thing I'm laughing at now is that I was thinking about correcting the "other's" thing when I wrote it down and I thought "Who cares? It's just a joke!" I could go on to argue that I thought that it was a conscious decision to leave it incorrect because so many people don't get spelling and grammer rules in the first place, but that would be an outright lie. It was really that I just didn't care. It is just slashdot after all.

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  342. yeah... by StormKrow · · Score: 1

    ....and 640k is enough for everyone.

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  343. I bet you're sleeping... by fallen1 · · Score: 1

    on the couch tonight. If your significant other reads Slashdot that is ;-)

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  344. Google Gone! by tossthetos.com · · Score: 1

    Yahoo's managed to survive more for worse than for better. Why not Google?

  345. There's a company hotter than Microsoft? by thelenm · · Score: 1

    Ballmer: The hottest company right now -- the one nobody thinks can do any wrong...

    Ballmer must be referring to Microsoft here. It's inconceivable that he would refer to some other company as "the hottest company right now".

    ...may just be a one-hit wonder.

    What?!? Have faith, Monkeyboy! Microsoft isn't a one-hit wonder, they can embrace and extend!

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  346. Re:A company in distress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Innovated != Invented

    Google's search algorithm was the most innovative search algorithm on the web. Their mapping interface is the most innovative I've ever seen. Their email interface, same.

    Sure, they haven't made a single tool nobody's ever seen before, but they consistently make the most innovative tools.

  347. Nope, your's would be by LucBorg · · Score: 1
    Stop being such a pedant. You know very well I meant "Inside the quotation", excluding the word 'mark' - anyway that is beside the point: what is important is that full stops go inside quotes even if it was not part of the original statement. You are wrong. And the only hole I see around here is yours - both with your rubbish spelling while trying to correct me, the irony of it is so amusing, and your lack of proper punctuation when quoting, again in a failed attempt to attack someone else.

    Instead of going around trying to correct others' mistakes, why don't you correct your life, since if all you do is sit around reading slashdot and looking at peoples' spellings is a damned pathetic waste of a human existence. There is no hope for you, you troll. I can see why you are so frustrated.

  348. Oi? by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Where've the Insightful mods for the parent gone?

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  349. The thing that gets right up Ballmer's nose... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...is that Microsoft have tried to diversify in a similar manner - in some fields, many times (think MSN and Blackbird) - and come a cropper regularly. Google seems to be getting it right first time every time.

    I think one big difference is that Google don't try to shaft everyone else in sight as Job #1. MS seems to have a fixation on everyone else as competition to be smashed. It's the kind of broken bastard spawn of evolutionary philosophy which predominates in ghettos and I guess that at some level everyone recognises this and those who recognise it most clearly either try to join them (strength by association) at the top of their limited pecking order (which you would never do after stopping to think through all of the consequences of the philosophy) or run away screaming at the first opportunity.

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  350. Re:GIVE ME TEN GOOD PROGRAMMERS by blair1q · · Score: 1

    Their goals were not set properly.

    That is why they failed.

    And yes, I am better than "Larry and Serge".

  351. Re:GIVE ME TEN GOOD PROGRAMMERS by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    Bullshit.

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