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  1. "We've got another one, Captain." on Dyson Invests £5 Million To Create 'Intelligent Domestic Robots' · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Flesh stripped from their bones, like they were attacked by a super-powerful vacuum."

    "Damn. Third one this week."

    "Place sure is tidy, though."

  2. Money is free speech! on FEC Will Not Allow Bitcoin Campaign Contributions · · Score: 1

    If you can't anonymously donate to a political campaign, your voice can't be heard!

    Um, wait . . .

  3. Obvious Solution! on Scientists Says Jellyfish Are Taking Over the Oceans · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Build ships which vaccuum up jellyfish, puree them, and use the proteins as feed stock for 3D printing of food. The stingers can get filtered out, or just left into the low-grade product used in prisons and orphanages.

    I'm sure that Red Lobster can come up with some clever marketing term for this stuff. After the actual lobsters, cod, and king crabs die off they'll have plenty of motivation.

    Interesting Geek-culture historical note: In the 1973 movie "Soylent Green," the titular product is supposed to be made from krill scooped from the oceans. The underlying horror of the movie isn't that the crackers are made of dead people, but that the ocean ecosystem has collapsed due to pollution. The movie also has Edward G. Robinson bitching about how the greenhouse effect has made it hot and damp year-round.

  4. Cycle Trooper Losing his Helmet on Lost Star Wars Footage Found On LaserDisc · · Score: 1

    I don't recall if I saw this scene in the theater, during "Jedi's" initial run, or in preview clips shown on TV, but:

    There's a scene in Return of the Jedi in which Luke goes mano a mano with a storm trooper riding one of those cycles used to zip around Endor.

    Luke knocks the guy's helmet off, revealing a dark haired guy with a rather skinny face.

    I do know that this brief reveal was cut out of the sky cycle chase as it was shown on the Laserdisc.

    Could it be on this new find?

  5. Try that a few times . . . on Grocery Store "Smart Shelves" Will Identify Customers, Show Targeted Ads · · Score: 1

    . . . and suddenly masks will be deemed a threat to Free Enterprise, and wearing one will put you on a terrorism watch list.

    Anyway, you'd better wear gloves too, because shopping cart handles will eventually have DNA sensors and galvanic skin response detectors.

  6. D'oh! Tre-not-Galileo on Linux-capable Arduino TRE Debuts At Maker Faire Rome · · Score: 1

    You are correct sir! I didn't realize Arduino had released multiple new boards.

    The Galileo is pretty cool, though.

  7. Unboxing Flickr Set on Linux-capable Arduino TRE Debuts At Maker Faire Rome · · Score: 1, Informative

    SF author / design maven Bruce Sterling picked up one at the Maker Faire and posted an Unboxing photo set:

    https://secure.flickr.com/photos/brucesterling/sets/72157636182707015/with/10085336073/

    Scroll to the bottom for the first picture in the set.

    The display box is rigged with a sound chip that plays portentous music when the board is removed.

  8. "Secure" meaning . . . on Microsoft Azure Platform Certified "Secure" By Department of Defense · · Score: 5, Insightful

    . . . the backdoor for the NSA is really well protected.

  9. Nothing to worry about. I'm sure that . . . on US Killer Robot Policy: Full Speed Ahead · · Score: 1

    . . . the targeting algorithms will be vetted by legal teams every bit as diligent and committed to human rights and Constitutional law as the people in FISA courts who have helped keep the NSA from misusing their powers.

    In related news, if you have legitimate business in areas of cities frequented by anti-war protestors, you can purchase a RapidPass Trusted Citizen(tm) badge which will eliminate time-consuming drop-and-freeze inspections by SecuriCorps (tm) PeacePal(tm) hover-drones. F%$ing hippies need not apply! (We'll know.)

  10. Make them ugly! on Emotional Attachment To Robots Could Affect Battlefield Outcome · · Score: 2

    Make the battlefield robots look like gnarly insects, with stink generators that make being around them unpleasant. If they can "talk," make them sound like tedious doofuses.

    Of course, the enemy could counter by making their robots able to shape-shift -- as soon as they are out of site of their own side -- into beautiful, elegant shapes that no one would want to kill.

    Uh . . . .

    Cripes, I just wrote the background for an anime series, didn't I?

  11. Re:Hardly enough enough bodies . . . on Final Mars One Numbers Are In, Over 200,000 People Applied · · Score: 1

    I only read the first Artemis Fowl book, and it didn't make much of an impression.

    Was a later one set on Mars?

  12. Hardly enough enough bodies . . . on Final Mars One Numbers Are In, Over 200,000 People Applied · · Score: 4, Funny

    . . . to fertilize King Barsoom II's lawn and flower gardens! MARS NEEDS MULCH!

    But seriously: Initial training for the would-be colonists will consist of living for five years in trailer homes buried beneath the soil of Antarctica's "dry deserts." People who can't cope with the psychological pressure, or who are judged insufficiently entertaining by the casting group of the MARS LIVE! production company and its advertisers and charter sponsors, will be summarily kicked off of the program. (They will receive copies of the home game, which consists of a refrigerator box equipped with fake controls and a framed color print of a Mars probe landing site.)

  13. Nebula Art on Mystery Alignment of Planetary Nebulae Discovered · · Score: 1

    View them from the right solar system and the nebula spell out WILL YOU MARRY ME SQUARDANTELLA?

    Amazing what a few dozen carefully arranged nova bombs can do.

    Yup, the marriage proposal that wiped out 17 promising young civilization.

  14. Favorite Sid Meier Encounter on The Father of Civilization: Profile of Sid Meier · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well, really my only Sid Meier encounter, if you don't count sitting in an audience.

    So, I'm at . . . COMDEX? CES? One of those big-ass electronics trade shows. Might have been Chicago, might have been Las Vegas.

    I got away from my booth for an hour, and I head for the area where computer games are being shown. I'm totally jazzed to see a dummy box and demo of Colonization. I look over the material about it, and to another totally jazzed gamer next to me say something like "Cool, it's like someone did a decent remake of Seven Cities of Gold!"

    A voice at my shoulder says "Good, that's what I had in mind."

    SQUEEE!

  15. "Malfunction" my ass! on Equipment Failure May Cut Kepler Mission Short · · Score: 1

    The reptoids will stop at nothing to prevent humans from finding their homeworld!

    But seriously, bummer. Many years ago (1997!) I went to a NASA Ames / Moffet Field open house. Various working groups had set up displays showing the mission concepts they were working on. One of these was Kepler.

  16. Bleaker than you think! on Mars One Has 78,000 Applicants · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you read the Mars One, you'll see that they're counting on revenue from a reality program to fund the project.

    So, the candidates must not only be emotionally stable and qualified, but be photogenic and charming enough to sustain the interest of viewers.

    Imagine the horror if, after three years, all of the surviving colonists turn out to be phlegmatic, agreeable, no-drama workaholics and stable family-minded folks.

    "These rating are terrible! My God, it's turned into The Waltons in space! Can we ship in some ninjas or a killer robot to liven things up?"

  17. Long strange road . . . on Villians & Vigilantes Creators Win Lawsuit, Rights To Game · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wrote several of the old V&V adventures. I have many fond memories of dropping by FGUs offices and seeing guys like Jeff Dee & Bill Willingham toiling in the art hole . . . sometimes working on art for my RPG adventures!

    For several years dealing with FGU was a good enough gig, but the publisher just sort of disappeared after the late 90s.

    I had given up hearing from him ever again when Jeff pointed out that the company was still in business, sort of, and selling my stuff.

    I eventually got back royalties, and even had a trunk manuscript (for another game system) published, but it is an uncomfortable situation. V&V aside, what other rights are up in the air?

    I hope the appeal gets processed quickly so Monkey House can start work on V&V e3 and I can work on new editions of my old stuff for them!

  18. Last message in system log was . . . on Solaris Machine Shut Down After 3737 Days of Uptime · · Score: 5, Funny

    . . . Mar 12 11:57:03 hedvig kernel:WILL I DREAM?

  19. He doesn't need a pardon . . . on New Call For Turing Pardon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    . . . he needs an official declaration that he was never guilty in the first place, and should never have been prosecuted.

  20. Number One Priority . . . on MESSENGER Probe Finds Strong Evidence of Ice On Mercury · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It would be expensive, because of the high delta-V required to match Mercury's orbit around the sun, but we should really get a lander down there.

    One that can take core samples, and that has a sophisticated chemistry lab.

    Or perhaps several landers / core samplers, with the ability to send samples to a central lab module.

    The ice, and the carbon material covering it, would contain a history of comet impacts, captured dust samples, and other events.

  21. REAL problems we should be worrying about: on Antarctic Marine Wildlife Is Under Threat From Ocean Acidification, Study Finds · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Why are we being asked to worry about this when Americans are facing REAL problems, like the War on Christmas, and Michelle Obama wanting to replace our children's cafeteria pizzas and sloppy joes with brocolli and whole wheat bread?

    PRIORITIES, PEOPLE, PRIORITIES!

    It's not like this problem is going to get worse and worse if we just ignore it, until there is a massive collapse of marine ecosystems leaving nothing but oceans full of algea blooms and teeming hordes of jellyfish.

  22. Relevant Freeman Dyson quote on Young Students Hiding Academic Talent To Avoid Bullying · · Score: 5, Informative

    This has been going on for a long time, and no, it isn't just public schools.

    George Orwell mentioned getting mocked -- by the headmaster's wife, for cripes sake -- for being part of a group that collected insects. ("Such, Such Were the Joys.")

    But the OA made me think of this Freeman Dyson quote:

    "So it happened that I belonged to a small minority of boys who were lacking in physical strength and athletic prowess, interested in other things besides football, and squeezed between the twin oppressions of whip and sandpaper. We hated the headmaster with his Latin grammar and we hated even more the boys with their empty football heads. So what could the poor helpless minority of intellectuals, later and in another country to be known as nerds, do to defend ourselves? We found our refuge in a territory that was equally inaccessible to our Latin-obsessed headmaster and our football-obsessed schoolmates. We found our refuge in science. With no help from the school authorities, we founded a science society. As a persecuted minority, we kept a low profile. We held our meetings quietly and inconspicuously. We could do no real experiments. All we could do was share books and explain to each other what we didn't understand. But we learned a lot. Above all, we learned those lessons that can never be taught by formal courses of instruction; that science is a conspiracy of brains against ignorance, that science is a revenge of victims against oppressors, that science is a territory of freedom and friendship in the midst of tyranny and hatred."

    -- From "To Teach or Not to Teach," 1990

  23. OMG! The star creators have Gone Galt! on Study: the Universe Has Almost Stopped Making New Stars · · Score: 2

    They're all hiding out in a black hole waiting for all those slacker main sequence dwarfs to die off. Damn pirates never contribute anything to the interstellar medium. Eliminate capital gains taxes now!

  24. YEAH, YEAH, I wrote "leaned" instead of "learned." on Ask Slashdot: What Were You Taught About Computers In High School? · · Score: 1

    snarks > /dev/null

  25. We leaned BASIC on a DEC PDP-8e on Ask Slashdot: What Were You Taught About Computers In High School? · · Score: 1

    I graduated High School in 1980. Personal computers were exotic, expensive things. I knew no one, in a fairly affluent town, who had one.

    What we got: A DEC PDP-8e. A bit wider than a refrigerator. OS and languages loaded via magnetic tape.

    Five teletypes with rolls of beige paper. Two-character variables. Program storage on strips of yellow paper.