...they went out of business. I've been waiting for this for fifteen years! That's what you get for charging me that $1.50 late fee in 1998, suckers!!! Hahahaha!!! Where's your god now!?!?
A few years ago my town started making people dispose of their old microwave ovens at a special "transfer" location at the town dump, rather than just letting us bury them in our backyard like they used to.
I've always wondered what they did with all those microwave ovens. Now I know.
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...what'll it do if I already hallucinate every day? I'm hallucinating that I'm locked in my closet with Alyssa Milano right now!
They're still making new dinosaurs?!
...they went out of business. I've been waiting for this for fifteen years! That's what you get for charging me that $1.50 late fee in 1998, suckers!!! Hahahaha!!! Where's your god now!?!?
An LHC the size of a garden gnome should be big enough for anyone.
But I like jellyfish! They're crunchy and tasty and so tentacly good!
But will it make my voice all squeaky if I breathe too close to it?
I always have wonderful experiences using Wikipedia for information. I sometimes even survive without major injury!
A few years ago my town started making people dispose of their old microwave ovens at a special "transfer" location at the town dump, rather than just letting us bury them in our backyard like they used to. I've always wondered what they did with all those microwave ovens. Now I know.
But what about that time I got my head wedged in a railing...? Was that aliens too...?
Aliens.
Aliens.
Alien warp engines.
Alien space station.
Alien ice.
Aliens farting.