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  1. Re:Saw that, want to leave now on Facebook Unveils Timeline, Updated Open Graph · · Score: 1

    Good point. I'll just go hide in my cave from here on out, shooting anyone who gets near enough to look at the rock covering it.

    What! Are you a Muslim?

  2. Re:social replaced religion on Facebook Unveils Timeline, Updated Open Graph · · Score: 1

    I use FB (yea yea) but you'll be hard pressed to find much about me on my profile other then the fact that I listen to Metal and like photography

    No I wouldn't describe the photos in detail on my profile either

  3. Re:Die! on Oracle Removes Java Signatures, Breaking Webstart · · Score: 2

    What landed on your head to make you switch to ....... java?*shutters*

    If I'm honest it was money. But I don't miss pointers, references, destructors, the pre-processor and many other things in c++

  4. Re:Self-signed? Big Scary Warning! on Oracle Removes Java Signatures, Breaking Webstart · · Score: 1

    And a how many minute job to earn money to buy the certificate from a CA to sign your signature?

    $60, and about an hour of back-and-forth emails in identity verification for a class 2 identity cert. Surprisingly cheap and easy.

    You might not think so if you were a start-up in India.

  5. Re:Die! on Oracle Removes Java Signatures, Breaking Webstart · · Score: 4, Funny

    Die Java! Die! Go Oracle! Kill this shitastic language! Once it's dead, the horde of Java "programmers" can go back to being fry cooks like they were before Java was created.

    fry cook! If only .... I was a C++ programmer

  6. Oracle only said they'd keep it open source on Oracle Removes Java Signatures, Breaking Webstart · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Oracle only said they'd keep it open source. They never said they'd let you use it.

  7. Re:TLS 1.1 or 1.2? on Google Prepares Fix To Stop SSL/TLS Attacks · · Score: 1

    Call me ignorant here, but how hard would it be for people to enable TLS 1.1 or 1.2 support in browsers and sites, since that apparently isn't vulnerable?

    I think it would be hard for them to do this quickly. The Google Chrome solution is really a stopgap until then.

  8. Acronym hell on Google Prepares Fix To Stop SSL/TLS Attacks · · Score: 2

    Having looked up "1.2. FTFA" on google I now feel like a complete idiot

  9. Re:Google bla bla bla on Google Accused of "Cooking" Search Results and Charging MSFT Too Much · · Score: 1

    I don't really think the next economic meltdown will cause the extinction of the human race (© 2001 Discovery Networks ), or am I missing something?

    No , its just wishful thinking that it will lead to the extinction of Fatus Amercanus Nausiosum

  10. Re:Years ago, I patented Bribery and Corruption on Tax Loopholes No Longer Patentable · · Score: 1

    Now the world will be mine - bwahaaahaaaah

    I'm sure people will have difficulty finding prior art on that one....

  11. Re:let's exapand this to all law... on Tax Loopholes No Longer Patentable · · Score: 1

    Stopping at a redlight can be considered a loophole to avoid paying the fine. Thus you should pay a royalty Not stopping at a red light can be considered as a loophole to avoid paying the royalty, thus you should pay a royalty.

    Extend for non binary decisions and enjoy!!

    Quick patent it. Then nobody will be able to stop at a red light without paying you.

  12. I think you're too moderate on Tax Loopholes No Longer Patentable · · Score: 1

    Surely since the poor are more likely to use social services they should be taxed more than the rich. Why should Bill Gates pay his $13,000 flat rate when he is unlikely to use madicare, medicaid or the state school system?

  13. Re:FLAT TAX on Tax Loopholes No Longer Patentable · · Score: 1

    This is Slashdot. Don't you know that the rich deserve every penny that they have, and the poor CHOSE to be that way?

    Right, so they deserve to be imprisoned if they don't pay the $13,000 each in tax that the flat rate would have to be to maintain current levels of revenue. The above figure assumes that children are also paying - after all they did decide whether or not to be born into a wealthy family.

  14. Re:Isn't this escalation? on Samsung May Try To Block Next iPhone In Europe Too · · Score: -1, Troll

    Germany since there's no requirement to inform the other party there.

    When surrounded by homos you have to watch your backside

  15. Re:Isn't this bad for Samsung? on Samsung May Try To Block Next iPhone In Europe Too · · Score: 1

    Apple fanboys are pathetic. Worthless hipster DOUCHEBAGS that don't know anything about technology and just buy the latest shiny device because a fancy commercial convinces them that they need it.

    OMFG DROID BIONIC????!!! HOLY FUCKIN SHIT, that thing looks fuckin AWESOME. omfg DUAL CORE PROCESSOR and LTE, this thing makes my Thunderbolt that I just bought last month look like a pile of puke. I need that, I'm buying that the DAY IT COMES OUT.

    Anyway, Apple fanboys are stupid and just buy the newest super greatest next product based on hype.

    Its nice to see a reasoned and balanced argument here

  16. Re:Noooooo!!!! on Samsung May Try To Block Next iPhone In Europe Too · · Score: 1

    I might be wrong, but I seem to remember that the market share of Apple is higher in the US than in Europe...

    But unless they have an extremely high level of empathy they won't be crying out in pain over the next iPhone being blocked in Europe

  17. Re:Shame on Microsoft Ousts IE Mobile Manager For Revealing Nokia Phone Details · · Score: 2

    I'll be buying the one with Meego installed.

    Meego is dead, Webos is dead, and I don't feel very well.

  18. Re:What detail was revealed? on Microsoft Ousts IE Mobile Manager For Revealing Nokia Phone Details · · Score: 1

    Obviously, because of his loose tongue, WP7 will surely fail.

    Yes, they are preparing a scapegoat.

  19. Isn't it great to see on Samsung May Try To Block Next iPhone In Europe Too · · Score: 1

    Isn't it great to see someone turn round to a bully and say "no you give me your lunch money muthufucah"

  20. Re:As for the best news of all; on How Microsoft Can Lock Linux Off Windows 8 PCs · · Score: 1

    Windows will be very hard to pirate properly now.

    Why is this great news?

    Because now people who can't pirate will switch to Linux instead! :D

    .... until they find that they cannot install it on their PCs.

  21. Re:Caveat Emptor on How Microsoft Can Lock Linux Off Windows 8 PCs · · Score: 1

    Buyer Beware.

    Seriously we moved passed "Caveat Emptor" centuries ago. Hence rulings on product safety, reasonable quality, being as described and not facilitating uncompetitive practices.

  22. The RIAA saying they wanted something like this on How Microsoft Can Lock Linux Off Windows 8 PCs · · Score: 1

    Sorry I can't find any references but I remember a few years ago the RIAA said they wanted something like this. They used their usual dishonest wording and said something like "equipment should not allow the installation of any systems that allow the circumvention of DRM".

  23. Re:Compared to some UK houses its luxurious on MIT's $1,000 House Challenge Yields Results · · Score: 1

    My guess would be that they did see it beforehand but didn't appreciate how much smaller the rooms were because it was either empty or dressed to look bigger than it really is.

    That is a real danger if they saw a show-house. A tactic used by 26% of large UK developers is to use smaller than standard sized furniture, which when done professionally is not obvious and makes the room appear larger than it is.

  24. Re:Compared to some UK houses its luxurious on MIT's $1,000 House Challenge Yields Results · · Score: 1

    Because I have tall children..and they have queens

    That's very liberal of you

  25. Re:Why Ipad? on British Govt Debates Swapping Printers For iPads · · Score: 2

    Not that I'm suggesting my very poor government tries to build it's own device but surely a tablet sized kindle would be better? Some of those documents must be pretty bug, surely e-ink is the way forward in that regard?

    Am I just being naive?

    I'm sure you're right - but the cynic in me says that this is more about "what freebee can I get paid for by the taxpayer" than "what will be useful in doing my job". These iPads will get more use in playing "fart apps" in the house of commons bar and viewing porn in hotels than they ever do in the debating chamber.