Frenchman: We hate America too! Come to France, where we will mock the country that saved us twice from the Germans!
Marge: Oh, I've always wanted to go to France! Your women don't age. Like Catherine Deneuve.
Frenchman: Eh, you wait till see her up close, then you tell me.
A man of my acquaintance once wrote a poem called "The Road Less Travelled," describing a journey he took through the woods along a path most travelers never used.... Sure enough, that poet is now dead. --Lemony Snicket, "The Slippery Slope"
Dale: Hey, I know what's wrong with your truck. It's your quote-unquote "pollution control". I heard on talk radio you don't even need 'em. They're just an egghead government plot.
Hank: How is cutting down on pollution a government plot, Dale?
Dale: Open up your eyes, man! They're trying to control global warming! Get it? GLO-BAL!
Hank: So what?
Dale: That's code for U.N. commissars telling Americans what temperature it's gonna be in our outdoors. I say, let the world warm up! See what Boutros Boutros-Ghali-Ghali thinks about that! We'll grow oranges in Alaska!
You "cranked it up" to just 12 dB, and it caused your house to shake? You know, you should probably consider getting your house's foundation retrofitted or something, or else it's gonna collapse as soon as you start saying anything...
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No... Space Coyote. Get it right!
Oh wait... I get it....
Sort of...
Frenchman: We hate America too! Come to France, where we will mock the country that saved us twice from the Germans!
Marge: Oh, I've always wanted to go to France! Your women don't age. Like Catherine Deneuve.
Frenchman: Eh, you wait till see her up close, then you tell me.
No, Google Earth is a Windows-only thing.
Do you really think they're ever going to give you that money? It's local pickup only!
A man of my acquaintance once wrote a poem called "The Road Less Travelled," describing a journey he took through the woods along a path most travelers never used.... Sure enough, that poet is now dead.
--Lemony Snicket, "The Slippery Slope"
Haven't you heard of Google bombing?
You know, I can't tell if you're making a (bad) joke, or if you're just being a simpleton.
Dale: Hey, I know what's wrong with your truck. It's your quote-unquote "pollution control". I heard on talk radio you don't even need 'em. They're just an egghead government plot. Hank: How is cutting down on pollution a government plot, Dale? Dale: Open up your eyes, man! They're trying to control global warming! Get it? GLO-BAL! Hank: So what? Dale: That's code for U.N. commissars telling Americans what temperature it's gonna be in our outdoors. I say, let the world warm up! See what Boutros Boutros-Ghali-Ghali thinks about that! We'll grow oranges in Alaska!
You "cranked it up" to just 12 dB, and it caused your house to shake? You know, you should probably consider getting your house's foundation retrofitted or something, or else it's gonna collapse as soon as you start saying anything...
What's more odd is that the United States is only 10 miles across....
Inconceivable!