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Five PC Innovations the Industry Should Get To

An anonymous reader writes "Flexbeta.net has an article which describes 5 great technological advancements in computing that just about every PC user wants." From the article: "Why has there been such a sudden lack in innovation as of late? Are we in a technological drought? I like to stick to my own diagnosis of the industry as being too concerned with keeping a steady cash flow over social experimentation with new products but then again that's just an opinion from a little guy."

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  1. This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. Better fans. Fast fans are going to make noise. There are quieter fans, and newer technologies like tip magnetic driven fans.

    2. Better Cases. A BOTTLE OPENER?! What the hell? I stopped reading there.

    3. Wireless everything. Sounds great until you realize wireless everything will probably conflict with your neighbor's wireless everything and the fact that encryption to keep your wireless everything will be another burden most users won't bother with. And of course, you still need power, so you're either back to wires or you have a lot of batteries.

    4. More USB storage key uses. Already on the way via some new portable application standard. And, no, game keys won't work because you can still copy the files to other USB keys and thus the game's copy protection is worthless. They want you have to the actual CD (with their patented copy protection) because it makes piracy more difficult.

    5. Store re-haul. Your hard drive is the same physical size because you probably want a lot of capacity that's really fast. If you could be happy with 5 gigs of storage that's pretty slow, you could have a smaller drive. And, yes, they're working on bootable flash drives.

    I can't believe this is on Slashdot.

    1. Re:This is a joke, right? by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 4, Informative

      the site wasn't loading, and I thought your post was a joke.

      then I looked at Network Mirror

      I completely agree with you. Worst. Article. Ever.

      Now, some REAL innovation I'd like to see (which I've been talking about for YEARS):

      1. GPS built-in to laptops. So you can use mapping software more easily on the go.

      2. digital clock on laptops. I'd love to have an external LCD display showing the time, even when the machine's not on. hell, that'd even be useful on a desktop machine.

      3. touchpad on the side of a laptop. Sometimes I'm holding my powerbook in my arm and I wish there was a way to control the mouse from there. One idea I had was like an inverted optical mouse with the laser sensor that would detect thumb movements. That'd even work for the side of a PDA for scrolling

      4. how about an integrated mouse in a laptop? it could snap on/off and you could use it on the side, then just have the cord retract and it would re-attach to the machine.

      5. I say bring back the keyboard/CPU combo for small-footprint computing.

      c'mon, whadaya say?!

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    2. Re:This is a joke, right? by Mr.+KFM · · Score: 1

      I just bought a bootable AVIXE 512MB flash drive for 129RM ( about $40USD ) yesterday.

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    3. Re:This is a joke, right? by NitsujTPU · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sometimes I'm holding my powerbook in my arm and I wish there was a way to control the mouse from there

      You've read too much Slashdot if you dream of mousing while cuddling with your laptop.

      Get a room you pervert!

    4. Re:This is a joke, right? by Matthias+Wiesmann · · Score: 3, Interesting
      digital clock on laptops. I'd love to have an external LCD display showing the time, even when the machine's not on. hell, that'd even be useful on a desktop machine.
      Basically, for laptops, this amounts to have a second small external LCD like some mobile phones have. I'm not sure that I need such a thing on my laptop, as I already have it in my mobile phone. For desktops, what I really would like is a small single LCD screen on the keyboard. This could display the time when the computer is turned off, or enable the keypad to be used as a calculator (some external USB keypads do that). When turned on, it would be convenient to be able to run a shell and attach it to this display.
    5. Re:This is a joke, right? by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I completely agree with you. Worst. Article. Ever.

      That's a pretty broad claim to make. I liked this recent piece, a post by an anonymous high-schooler about how useless he thought floppies were, described as an "editorial". And there have been some completely false stories published without apparently anyone bothering to read the linked articles through. But, yes, the vapidity index for this one is pretty high.

    6. Re:This is a joke, right? by Chrispy1000000+the+2 · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see you encrypt that wireless power.

      Come on, you mean you can't see 128-bit tesla conections? ; )

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    7. Re:This is a joke, right? by lenulus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Better yet...

      1.) Faster HD access (the real limiting factor in PC computing these days)
      2.) More memory (e.g. Terabytes as opposed to gigabytes)
      3.) Immediate start PCs (e.g. Press a button and they are on)
      4.) Mulit-core chips which are readily available and cheap
      5.) A printer which can print $20 dollar bills (my personal favorite).

    8. Re:This is a joke, right? by Donniedarkness · · Score: 1

      "2. digital clock on laptops. I'd love to have an external LCD display showing the time, even when the machine's not on. hell, that'd even be useful on a desktop machine." You know, you have a good point... why DON'T we have this? Hell, my cellphone has an external LCD. Also, you had a good point with the whole side-touchpad thing. If I were you, I'd patent that before Amazon does.

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    9. Re:This is a joke, right? by mwilli · · Score: 0, Redundant
      I can't believe this is on Slashdot.

      No kidding. This is quite easily the worst story I have ever seen on Slashdot. No wonder this guy posted anonymously!

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    10. Re:This is a joke, right? by Eric604 · · Score: 1

      I bet he has also a swiss army knife, camara-phone and a calculator watch.

    11. Re:This is a joke, right? by Daddio · · Score: 1

      OK it's all impossible and you know best right? Hah its guys like you that can't seem to move forward and basically say no to everything immediately before even thinking that keep the pc industry where it is. You are the kind of guys that give engineers bad names. Whats freaking wrong with a botle opener on the case? IF it was case mod with a cold cathode lit bottle opener for Bawlz you'd be stroking yourself over it right now.

    12. Re:This is a joke, right? by xslf · · Score: 1

      4. how about an integrated mouse in a laptop? it could snap on/off and you could use it on the side, then just have the cord retract and it would re-attach to the machine.



      How are you planning to deal with the right hand/left hand mouse issue? Make two models (one for lefties and one for righties, and hope the computer only has one user thrughout it's lifetime)? Have the left handed mouse user drag the cord all the way to the other side and use it there?

      Aside from left/right hand issues, will that mouse replace the current pointing device? If so- how is one going to use it where you don't have much room for the mouse, like on the seat tray you get when you fly coach?

      I dunno. I just never understood people who use mice with laptops. I guess they don't travel much with the laptop.
    13. Re:This is a joke, right? by iwadasn · · Score: 5, Interesting


      How about a few of relevance....

      1) P ?= NP
      2) Memory protection through typesafety alone. Would give all computers a 30+% boost to performance if the security was handled by the compiler, and not the hardware.
      3) IPv6, static IPs for everyone...
      4) Diamond semiconductors. Smaller features than silicon (the carbon atoms are physically smaller), able to withstand immense temperatures, higher performance, more efficent...pretty much just better in every way.
      5) Non volatile ram that doesn't burn out. Instant on computers, and more...

      How's that for a top 5 list of things to do before 2025?

    14. Re:This is a joke, right? by benjamindees · · Score: 2, Interesting

      5. I say bring back the keyboard/CPU combo for small-footprint computing.

      Keyboards are essentially disposable. CPUs aren't. In the non-IT-guy world, people treat computers like playschool toys.

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    15. Re:This is a joke, right? by hacker · · Score: 4, Informative
      1. GPS built-in to laptops. So you can use mapping software more easily on the go.

      Yet another feature for employers and others to use to track you and invade your privacy further. I can see uses for this (LoJack for laptops?), but I can see it being abused right out of the gate. "Sorry, in order for you to connect to the corporate LAN, your GPS needs to be enabled."

      2. digital clock on laptops. I'd love to have an external LCD display showing the time, even when the machine's not on. hell, that'd even be useful on a desktop machine.

      Someone has figured out how to write software that displays on the LCD touchpad of some of the recent laptops (a penguin of course). Perhaps you could use that... but if your lid is already open so you can see the touchpad, why not just have a clock on the screen? I use osd_clock and osd_cat to keep 6 different timezones in the corner of my screen, so I know what time it is where my colleagues are.

      3. touchpad on the side of a laptop. Sometimes I'm holding my powerbook in my arm and I wish there was a way to control the mouse from there. One idea I had was like an inverted optical mouse with the laser sensor that would detect thumb movements. That'd even work for the side of a PDA for scrolling

      4. how about an integrated mouse in a laptop? it could snap on/off and you could use it on the side, then just have the cord retract and it would re-attach to the machine.

      The Toshiba Librettos had a very slick little mouse device on the lid of the laptop, which worked surprisingly well. You can see an image of it here.

      Basically your thumb sits on the grey "dot" on the lower-right, and your first finger and middle finger "pinch" the lid there, and where your fingers rest behind the lid, are your left and right mouse buttons. It was amazingly intuitive.

      But back on point, IBM has a foldaway mouse that fits in their UltraBay slot. I Googled but couldn't find a good image of that.

      The technology exists, but the motivation to produce it does not. Vendors are too busy producing garbage that they THINK we'll buy, instead of listening to our needs and producing what we WILL buy.

    16. Re:This is a joke, right? by Christopher+Bibbs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      2. digital clock on laptops

      Seriously, I wish a fewer things had clocks on them. If you really have the urge to constantly know what time it is, buy a watch.

    17. Re:This is a joke, right? by KylePflug · · Score: 1

      Too late. Microsoft already has em coming. I forget when it was announced, but you'll be able to access (but not change) calendars, emails, contacts, music, etc.

    18. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want real time satelight mappings for in game environments. Imagine driving around Newyork in realtime in a video game. I know the concept has a lot of issues... how do you past a game on top of realtime.. how do you track people's movements inside buidlings and on and on. Nothing that can't be worked around I'm sure :)

    19. Re:This is a joke, right? by salemnic · · Score: 1

      I say Cord, schmord! If you're plugging it in at some point, it could have batteries, and if it has batteries, it could have the need for wires removed! That way, no wires, a software-configurable handedness, and you still have the cool snap-n-go(tm) functionality!

      -s

    20. Re:This is a joke, right? by Zerth · · Score: 1

      4. how about an integrated mouse in a laptop? it could snap on/off and you could use it on the side, then just have the cord retract and it would re-attach to the machine.

      I had a dual mouse/trackball just like that over 5 years ago. Clip it to the laptop and it was a trackball, take it off and flip it over and it was a mouse.

    21. Re:This is a joke, right? by kassemi · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I wouldn't mind a few of those... But I don't see how they would be that useful to that many people...

      Something a keyboard manufacturer could do though... a little LCD on my keyboard that could display things (with corresponding buttons) like:

      1: open applications
      2: Workspaces (with preview)
      3: My weather, system monitor, battery, sound, system temp, and time applets. || gkrellm
      4: xmms

      I could save loads of screen space and wouldn't have to come up with hundreds of long keyboard shortcuts that I can never remember...

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    22. Re:This is a joke, right? by BitchKapoor · · Score: 1
      Keyboards are essentially disposable. CPUs aren't. In the non-IT-guy world, people treat computers like playschool toys.


      I think you've got it backwards. These days, any old computer is good enough, but the average keyboard is terrible.

    23. Re:This is a joke, right? by mr100percent · · Score: 2, Informative

      Better fans. Apple had some great fan designs and ideas, like their convection cooling iMacs, and silent G5's.

      Better cases, Apple is my favorite.

      Wireless everything. I can see what you mean, but Apple took care of that, you could have an entire room of Macs in a lab all with cordless mice, as long as you setup and pair them one at a time. Also, they don't go far enough so your neighbor gets the interference, unless you're in an apartment maybe, and there's some simple ecryption done anyways.

    24. Re:This is a joke, right? by istaz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I want my laptop's keyboard luminous so that I can use it a total darkness and also built-in radio receiver.

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    25. Re:This is a joke, right? by arminw · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ....A printer which can print $20 dollar bills....

      Most decent inkjets will do a pretty good job here, but the US Govt. takes a rather dim view of such activity.

      as for immediate start computers...

      The wake up from sleep on Macs is essentially instantaneous. Unless an installation of new software requires a restart, there is no real reason to ever shut down a Mac. My PB has never even once failed to wake up properly from sleep. Who cares if a computer takes a few minutes to boot up if that only happens maybe once or twice a month, if that.

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    26. Re:This is a joke, right? by yintercept · · Score: 2, Funny
      You've read too much Slashdot if you dream of mousing while cuddling with your laptop.

      The technology of "cuddling with machines" is probably a lot more advanced than any of us care to admit. This type of technology is more the domain of the Leisure Suit Larry crowd than the Dilbert programming crowd...so I am not sure if the jab at the /. crowd is fitting.

    27. Re:This is a joke, right? by GerbilSoft · · Score: 1

      2. digital clock on laptops. I'd love to have an external LCD display showing the time, even when the machine's not on. hell, that'd even be useful on a desktop machine.

      The Toshiba Satellite 5005/5105/5205 series has this. There's a mini LCD in the front of the system with CD controls as well. In standby mode, the LCD can be used to show track information while playing audio CDs. Unfortunately, the clock only works properly if Windows is installed. (Has anyone written a driver for the mini-LCD yet?)

    28. Re:This is a joke, right? by sunwolf · · Score: 1

      Hey, he's not as bad as the guys complaining about their scrotal temperatures... Absolutely indecent!

    29. Re:This is a joke, right? by reflective+recursion · · Score: 1

      was going to say the same. I got an IBM Aptiva in '97 or so and I'm still using the keyboard that came with it. Removed all the buttons and cleaned it twice. Not that it's quite like the older IBM keyboards.. but damn, IBM knows how to make them.

      Half the time I forget what CPU I'm even using (not joking!). I know it's AMD, but the Ghz has slipped my mind temporarily. This is at least the 4th CPU that this keyboard has been used with.

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    30. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >> 1.) Faster HD access (the real limiting factor in PC computing these days)

      I'd _really_ like to see solid state drives come down in price and go up in size. The current choices are really cool, but not quite ready for prime time....

    31. Re:This is a joke, right? by GerbilSoft · · Score: 1

      That is, has anyone written a driver for Linux (or another non-Windows operating system) for the mini-LCD yet?

    32. Re:This is a joke, right? by BloodAngel_Au · · Score: 1

      4. how about an integrated mouse in a laptop? it could snap on/off and you could use it on the side, then just have the cord retract and it would re-attach to the machine.

      Many, many moons ago, Compaq used to have this, it was a small trackball mosue that attached to the side of the laptop and plugged in the back like normal, so waas really just a small PS/2 trackball.

      This was back when pen computing was first attempted (a compaq notebook with a pen touch screen, I forget the name)

      Would have been 10 - 12 years ago.

    33. Re:This is a joke, right? by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      I remember, once upon a time, seeing a laptop with a built in mouse like you're talking about. It didn't work extremely well and was very prone to breaking.

      I can't remember what laptop it was on, however. It belonged to a friend of mine several years ago.

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    34. Re:This is a joke, right? by dextroz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dude, the printer you can get - it's the paper that's tough :-/

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    35. Re:This is a joke, right? by fbartho · · Score: 1

      my keyboard already does this minus the radio. it has 3 lights, and I can type in total darkness. in fact the only light in this room comes from my monitors.

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    36. Re:This is a joke, right? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      As for number 4,All he had to do was go here http://www.portablefreeware.com/all.php and they got a ton of great portable freeware.Love the browser and antivirus tools.Great for a hosed windows machine infected with those damn browser hijackers.

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    37. Re:This is a joke, right? by jessecurry · · Score: 1
      . how about an integrated mouse in a laptop? it could snap on/off and you could use it on the side, then just have the cord retract and it would re-attach to the machine.

      I believe that toshiba had this on their satellite laptops many many years ago, it really was more of a pain than it was worth IMO. You can always pick up an external mouse and throw it into your laptop bag.

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    38. Re:This is a joke, right? by chudgoo · · Score: 1

      These are really as bad as the original article!
      Ahem!

      RE : No.1 - Fine why not make all new laptops of reinforced steel and shock mount all the internal hardware? Why not? because there are niche fillers out there that do these types of things already. GPS is available on several portable devices. Of if you require the functionality of a peripheral PLUG ONE IN and deal with the change in form factor and usability. (obviously the less obtrusive they are the less likely anyone would be to object to their inclusion.. (wifi) Also

      RE : No.2 - Not to be a douche, but doesn't nearly everything have a clock on it these days? Why waste the (admittedly insignificant) power to run redundant services.

      I mean I have a clock on every screen of every computer...and one on my wrist...and on my cell phone...and on my pager...and on the busses that pass by...and on the bank's sign...and on the microwave...and on the stove.......

      RE: No.4 - They had attached trackballs back in the late 80's on laptops and if you had spent any time with one you wouldn't be suggesting the return of that design.

      RE: No.5 - Some companies are still doing this...and other than to fill a few niche applications I fail to see why the hell anyone would want that design again.

      You seem to want things that were already determined to be bad ideas 15+ years ago. Not sure how old you are but this is most disturbing for someone who has had to USE these flawed designs...

    39. Re:This is a joke, right? by tylernt · · Score: 1

      HP made them. The original Omnibook, 486-class, IIRC. We have a couple of them at work gathering dust. The mouse is actually pretty cool, it has no ball but is attached with a plastic "tongue" and it senses mouse movements via that (no mousing surface needed). The mouse is small, but feels surprisingly good.

      It was probably dropped due to the left-right handedness issue, and the fact that touchpads take up less room in the chassis.

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    40. Re:This is a joke, right? by arch_avaj · · Score: 1

      Digital clock on laptops. I'd love to have an external LCD display showing the time, even when the machine's not on. hell, that'd even be useful on a desktop machine.

      Extending the external LCD idea here, I'm thinking that we could put an extra little display in the corner of my desktop LCD monitor, possibly configured as a separate device attached via a USB cable that can be reprogrammed to display what you want. I already got speakers and a microphone jack on there, those could be replaced with a small display easily.

      So when I'm playing games or working, I could still have a clock on my monitor, see the weather, etc. And it wouldn't overlap anything on the monitor.

      It seems like a cool idea to me, but I'm not sure how much I'd be willing to pay for it.

    41. Re:This is a joke, right? by neonstz · · Score: 1
      2. digital clock on laptops. I'd love to have an external LCD display showing the time, even when the machine's not on. hell, that'd even be useful on a desktop machine.

      My old HP Omnibook XE3 had a small LCD in the front, which, as far as Iremember, could show the time.

    42. Re:This is a joke, right? by jfengel · · Score: 1, Troll

      Funny. Just today I was working with an iMac whose mouse stopped responding a few minutes after I started. (I was just web browsing; I was checking my mail at a friend's house.)

      We played with it, checking connections and such, couldn't get it to work, and rebooted it. A hard reboot, since the mouse was dead and we didn't know any keyboard shortcut for shutting down. It worked fine after that.

      I realize that this is anecdotal and proves squat. It's just coincidence that the first Mac I touch in ages immediately develops a problem that only a reboot could cure. It could be anything: a flaky printer cable, a rare Mac virus, a glitch in the memory.

      Oh, one other thing: I have owned exactly one Mac in the last 10 years. A Powerbook 5300 CS. Many people tell me it was the worst thing Apple ever made.

      So like I said, it's probably just coincidence, but I'm going to have to take your "there is no real reason to ever shut down a Mac" with a grain of salt.

    43. Re:This is a joke, right? by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      That would be the one. Like I said, it was several years ago.

      It was kind of neat, though.

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    44. Re:This is a joke, right? by E8086 · · Score: 1

      I'd go with 4) more use of flash memory
      just about any USB flash drive can be made to be bootable: http://fuzzymunchkin.dyndns.org:8080/tdot/usbkeyfo b/index.php
      It worked with getting DamnSmallLimux on a year old 128mb PNY attache. The only problem is not every m-board wants to support boot from USB yet. I'm refering to the older/cheaper machines you're trying recover data from, not your own personal machine. And unlike a CD/DVD you can write to the free space.

      What we need are the part flash and magnetic drives I think Hitachi or Toshiba or whoever is working on. The small partition we'd normally put Windows(yes, windows, I like new games) on is flash and the data area is a standard hdd, hopefully 10000+rpm with 16+mb buffer. It'd be nice if the flash part was removable/swapable that way it can be backed up once in a while and replaced when it nears 1mill writes or whatever the current estimated fail point is for flash memory. It seems to work with PDAs or at least the Zaurus(only one I've worked with) instant hibernation and resume. Startup time is about the same as a PC, but only needs to be done out of the box and when installing some apps.

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    45. Re:This is a joke, right? by TerminaMorte · · Score: 1

      4. how about an integrated mouse in a laptop? it could snap on/off and you could use it on the side, then just have the cord retract and it would re-attach to the machine

      My old tobisha laptop (486) had this very feature. Guess it never caught on.

    46. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the thing that's holding us back is the need for backwards compatibility.

      How about:

      Virtual desktop.

      3-d, panoramic computing. Like working in a virtual reality, only for a desktop. I know this is being done, but it's still got some hurdles. (for example, the ability to sense where your fingers are with enough precision to produce a usable virtual keyboard, with tactile sensation
      so it doesn't seem like you're just typing in thin air.)

      Being able to use the spatial portion of your brain to work would be cool. Also, since it's 3-d AND panoramic, your "monitor" is essentially the entire room. Maximum screen space. The keyboard is a virtual device that you just motion for and it appears in front of you.

      Organic/Self healing computers:

      A computer with the ability to produce the silicone to actually fix itself, much like a human body can, not just redundancy, but actual self repair.

      Also, it should be able to respond to excercise. If you use the storage device a lot, it should get stronger, faster, larger. Operations and instructions should be self optimizing with excercise. Most computers should be able
      to sleep with amazing effectiveness. :-)

    47. Re:This is a joke, right? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      "2. digital clock on laptops. I'd love to have an external LCD display showing the time, even when the machine's not on. hell, that'd even be useful on a desktop machine."

      You mean like a watch?

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    48. Re:This is a joke, right? by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Eh?

      "If the security was handled by the compiler" . . . so when some guy goes and writes a binary by hand, it doesn't have to worry about the system security?

      Not that anyone would do that. Only virus writers and adware writers would want to bypass the OS security!

      Does this sound like possibly the worst idea imaginable to anyone else?

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    49. Re:This is a joke, right? by strider44 · · Score: 1

      The guy obviously hasn't read much of Dvorak's work.

    50. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do I read /. with a +5 funny filter

    51. Re:This is a joke, right? by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd like a computer that can automatically defeat any and all DRM that it's subjected to, so that I can make legal, unencumbered use of content that I pay for.

    52. Re:This is a joke, right? by Jerry+Smith · · Score: 1

      >>2. digital clock on laptops. I'd love to have an external LCD display showing the time, even when the machine's not on. hell, that'd even be useful on a desktop machine. Good you're mentioning this: one thing that annoys me in mobile phones is the clock. You have a digital clock in your phone, that every hour or so connects to the network to find out where it is. Right? IS IT SO MUCH TROUBLE TO SYNC THE CLOCK WITH A NETWORK TIME SERVER?! Now, as long as that is not happening, I don't see a powerbook with an extra clock.

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    53. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Number 4 on your list was done about a decade ago by HP. They ahs a great lil' mouse that you could pop out of the side of the PC. It was tethered by a flat nylon band and worked great! To bad it did not catch on. I guess it caused folks to not but a seperate mouse. After all they are in the parts business too".

    54. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's. "Sorry this copy of Windows is licensed for Region 1 only. Please call MS sales to purchase a Region 2 license."

    55. Re:This is a joke, right? by Deflatamouse! · · Score: 1

      1. GPS built-in to laptops. So you can use mapping software more easily on the go.

      Yet another feature for employers and others to use to track you and invade your privacy further. I can see uses for this (LoJack for laptops?), but I can see it being abused right out of the gate. "Sorry, in order for you to connect to the corporate LAN, your GPS needs to be enabled."

      Sorry, but that's not how GPS work. The GPS device can locate itself based on the signals from the satellite. It does not allow others to track you unless you send them your location.

    56. Re:This is a joke, right? by icedevil · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the fact that compilers are far from perfect. Any vuln in the "automagic security" of the compiler would be exploitable in every application compiled by that compiler.

      Yeah, sounds like a recipe for disaster to me.

    57. Re:This is a joke, right? by martinX · · Score: 1

      I've started shutting down my G4 because it spontaneously wakes from sleep. Sometimes 10 minutes after I put it to sleep, sometimes a few hours. Sometimes never. Very annoying.

      It did it with all the 10.3s and now 10.4.2

      Maybe the Intellimouse is dodgy. Hoo-nose.

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    58. Re:This is a joke, right? by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Memory protection through typesafety alone. Would give all computers a 30+% boost to performance if the security was handled by the compiler, and not the hardware.

      This is not possible without crippling the programming language. For example:

      • You would have to eliminate arrays, because it is impossible to do all array bounds checking at compile time.
      • You would need to eliminate the concept of a NULL pointer because checks for NULL pointers cannot be always done at compile time. This would make recursive data structures problematical.
      • You would need to eliminate narrowing of pointer types.
      and so on.
    59. Re:This is a joke, right? by Boronx · · Score: 1

      And of course, you still need power, so you're either back to wires or you have a lot of batteries.

      Tesla coils.

    60. Re:This is a joke, right? by fuzzymutant · · Score: 0

      Hmm. How about: 1) portable / laptop with projector built in (would need innovation 2) 2) portable / laptop with builtin but detachable wireless kb / trackball (or mouse) 3) portable with satelite broadband :) 4) portable dynamic paper large display 5) which is touch sensitive ..... 6) laptop / portable with wearable display 7) Light weight client with telephony integration, gps and video camera build in. Ofcourse, this is all hardware. Software still has a huge gulf to bridge.

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    61. Re:This is a joke, right? by terranman2 · · Score: 1

      my imac does the same thing, i'm certain it's the intellimouse, i have one as well, and the imac never woke up from sleep at random times until i hooked up the new mouse.

    62. Re:This is a joke, right? by InvalidError · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you can get your hands on the paper, I suggest you walk to the next storage room and grab the finished bills instead!

      In both cases, getting through security on the way in/out, that's tough.

    63. Re:This is a joke, right? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Informative
      Dude, the printer you can get - it's the paper that's tough :-/

      Crane's Crest Opaque Fluorescent White. It's close enough to fool most regular folks, and readily available.

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    64. Re:This is a joke, right? by Khyber · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I agree hardcore on static IPs for EVERYONE.

      When I ban you from accessing my server, I want you gone. Oh, and while we're at it, make those dial-up IP's static, too. And get rid of all the fucking proxies.

      Here's what I want to see. A hardware OS. Fuck software. Hrdware. Faster access, faster loading times, make the OS an actual hardware card with perhaps upgradable firmware for security patches, bugfixes, stability issues, etc. People always talk a 'plug and play' OS, why not make the OS itself plug-in and off you go, like a Nintendo cartridge? (I still say optical media is BS, cartridge-based/solid state is where it's at)

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    65. Re:This is a joke, right? by tempest69 · · Score: 1
      How about this...... 1. REDO the whole fricking architecture....

      A. The memory should be shallow, where there is a low end processor that handles simple stuff for each memory block (ie 64k) etched right into the memory chip itself.. for instance walking through an array would be a simple procedurem where the memory access time would be ameloriated. Searching memory would be much faster..

      B. The main system should be user-centric, the whole waiting 15 seconds for the words to show when I type in a URL in IE because some POS hogging resources is a Joke with the cap J. The user side of things should always be responsive and snappy.

      C. Memory protection IN HARDWARE.. where the memory itself is guarded with low latency.

      D. Wild parallel processing, 2 procs is weak, when a well done machine could run with 64 on a chip and have some brutally low latency. you would need some wide memory, but it would make a system really smooth.

      ok, my time here is up..

      Storm

    66. Re:This is a joke, right? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      One other response said they use their cell phone to tell the time.

      I abandoned my watch years ago, and the reason was because I couldn't stand my left arm getting stuck in places my right arm wouldn't. Having to re-learn body motion really kinda sucked.

      I'd pay to have a semi-transparent clock in my glasses, though.

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    67. Re:This is a joke, right? by Solosoft · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's the mouse. What I do to combat this is to simply flip the mouse upside down. It's a cheap hack but it works.

    68. Re:This is a joke, right? by RedWizzard · · Score: 2, Informative
      I completely agree with you. Worst. Article. Ever.
      That's a pretty broad claim to make. I liked this recent piece, a post by an anonymous high-schooler about how useless he thought floppies were, described as an "editorial".
      You might not be suprised to find that the floppy "article" is from Flexbeta.net, just like this "article". Can people please stop submitting this sort of rubbish?
    69. Re:This is a joke, right? by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sure, but once your laptop has GPS, what is to stop your boss requiring location-reporting spyware to be installed as a condition for connecting to the corporate network? I think the OP probably meant this anyway, I doubt many people here are that clueless about how GPS works.

    70. Re:This is a joke, right? by InvalidError · · Score: 1

      Re-read the scenario...

      "Sorry, in order for you to connect to the corporate LAN, your GPS needs to be enabled."

      This implies that the LAN is already connected and the authentication software reported a denial based on GPS being disabled. It seems reasonable to presume the same LAN could be used to send the coordinates during the authentication process.

      For a real intrusive GPS scenario: GPS is always on and logs the location changes every 5-10 minutes with the log uploaded to the company's server whenever the laptop is within range of the company's WiFi. Now the employer knows where you are, where you have been using the laptop and how long at each location.

    71. Re:This is a joke, right? by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 1

      This might interest you. It's kind of what you're looking for, I'm sure it could be programmed to do exactly what you're wanting.

    72. Re:This is a joke, right? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Crane's Crest Opaque Fluorescent White.

      It's paper. Real money is mostly rag and linen.

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    73. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3.) Immediate start PCs (e.g. Press a button and they are on)

      That's already there thanks to 'standby' plus a motherboard that shuts everything down but the memory.

      Works well. It's been a little more than a mounth since I had to restart my pc.

    74. Re:This is a joke, right? by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I completely agree with you. Worst. Article. Ever.

      From the article:

      About the author
      Clarence Ladson is currently a college student (emphasis mine) in Tocoma(sic), Washinton and works in robotical and anatomical engineering. His hobbies include contributing programming skills to various console homebrew developements and orchestrating local LAN gaming events.


      So now apparently what are essentiall slashdot comments (by the slashdot primary base of college students) are worthy of becoming entire news stories for technology websites. I'm going to be rich! We all are!

    75. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Better fans. Fast fans are going to make noise. There are quieter fans, and newer technologies like tip magnetic driven fans.

      Build your system to be quiet and it will be. If you just go for the cheapest hardware you can get and never blow out the dust or replace dead fans, it will get noisy.

      Alternatively, you can get VERY quiet if you're willing to sacrifice a little power. What's more important?

      4. More USB storage key uses. Already on the way via some new portable application standard.

      Dongles have been around for AGES... I'm guessing they're just a lot more expensive than crappy CD stuff, at least for now.

      And, yes, they're working on bootable flash drives.

      Same here. CompactFlash has an interface compatible with ATA. Get an adapter, plug in flash card, boot off of it. A 1GB card is ~$60.

      A lot of embedded motherboards have a CF slot built in for exactly this. They're also a lot smaller and quieter (fanless, but <1GHz processors), maybe that's all this guy wants? Or maybe he wants a PS2 and a swiss army knife.

    76. Re:This is a joke, right? by stoborrobots · · Score: 1
      Yet another feature for employers and others to use to track you and invade your privacy further. I can see uses for this (LoJack for laptops?), but I can see it being abused right out of the gate. "Sorry, in order for you to connect to the corporate LAN, your GPS needs to be enabled."


      Sorry, but that's not how GPS work. The GPS device can locate itself based on the signals from the satellite. It does not allow others to track you unless you send them your location.


      On a company issued laptop, with the company-approved VPN client, I'm sure that the company can ensure that the "... unless you send them your location ..." part is taken care of. It's not that they can wirelessly read your GPS, but they can install GPS tracking software in the laptop, and have the data uploaded when you connect to the network...
    77. Re:This is a joke, right? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      once your laptop has GPS, what is to stop your boss requiring location-reporting spyware to be installed as a condition for connecting to the corporate network?

      Your choice of employers? Seriously, what right does your boss have to know where you are? If they implemented that where I work, I'd never take my laptop home. As it is, they don't care about pointless crap like that - I can go down the street, sponge off a coffee shop's WiFi, and work (believe it or not).

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    78. Re:This is a joke, right? by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      3. Wireless everything. Sounds great until you realize wireless everything will probably conflict with your neighbor's wireless everything and the fact that encryption to keep your wireless everything will be another burden most users won't bother with. And of course, you still need power, so you're either back to wires or you have a lot of batteries.

      First, it's possible to actually have a wireless network that works without people having to remember keys. Just use something like the resurrecting duckling protocol described here from a few years back. Basically, you have some contacts on the outside of your box. You touch your device to the contacts, and it securely transmits the network key non-wirelessly. The device then 'imprints' on your network. The also device has a reset switch so that if it ever needs to be, you can put it back in duckling mode so it can get a new key.

      But, despite the utter simplicity of this scheme, all the designers of wireless networks feel compelled to design yet another stupid, worthless encryption protocol that doesn't actually work. It's pathetic, and I don't understand why things are that bad.

      As for wires...

      Well, having a power connecter, but no data connector would be very nice. And for a household wireless network, you could put your amp and speakers in some other part of your house than the computer for a sound system, or any number of other interesting things.

    79. Re:This is a joke, right? by BorgDrone · · Score: 1
      I'd love to have an external LCD display showing the time, even when the machine's not on.
      err.. what is this "not on" thing you talk about ?
    80. Re:This is a joke, right? by smokin_juan · · Score: 1

      what percentage of a drive is FAT? Seems to me that it might be enough to store data on a platter and the FAT in flash. quite a bit less head movement and seek time ought to speed things up.

    81. Re:This is a joke, right? by Nermal6693 · · Score: 1

      Seriously, I wish a fewer things had clocks on them.

      I fully agree there. Why does my car need an in-dash clock and another clock on the CD player?

    82. Re:This is a joke, right? by overture1812 · · Score: 1

      Currently OS still stays on hard drive, while they only need be read only.So flash memory is better than HD to store OS.If flash memory becomes low cost to produce, it should be the default boot device while the hard drive being used for data storage and cache.

      Blade system is better than multi-core chip system.

    83. Re:This is a joke, right? by ars · · Score: 1

      "what percentage of a drive is FAT?"

      Almost none? And anyway have you ever heard of caching? Not to mention that putting FAT on flash would wear it out very quickly. Flash has a very limited lifetime, and there is a whole complicated scheme that has to be used on flash to avoid earing out the section that holds the FAT.

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    84. Re:This is a joke, right? by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      If it's crane paper, it's a good chance it is linen. Otherwise, swing by your local office depot and ask for "cotton paper" - it'll be next to the post-it notes. (may be different for office max or staples - people mix them up alot)

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    85. Re:This is a joke, right? by Palal · · Score: 1

      1. GPS built-in to laptops. So you can use mapping software more easily on the go.

      1. Could also be used for tracing your laptop if it's stolen

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    86. Re:This is a joke, right? by montyzooooma · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I bought my (70 yr old) dad a Mac Mini because I heard so much about how simple Macs were to use. I put in a small router to handle the internet (he kept fugging that up on his laptop by insisting on entering passwords when he didn't need to). In the couple of months since he's had it I don't think he's had to restart it once. He just leaves it alone for a while and it goes to sleep and when he wants to use it he shakes the mouse. Sweet. Before I was getting calls about why won't his laptop start up right or shut down right and everything in between - now he's getting me to talk him through burning pictures from his D70 onto a CD and I only need to tell him once. I know this sounds like a pro-Mac troll but I'm just really impressed with the little lunchbox though I've no use for one myself. For anyone who's likely to use me for free support though it's my first recommendation.

    87. Re:This is a joke, right? by pHDNgell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is not possible without crippling the programming language.

      Such languages exist, and I certainly don't consider them crippled. OCaml does lots of type safety checks at compile time, and the resulting applications run fast relative to what I can get any other compiler to do.

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    88. Re:This is a joke, right? by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Insightful
      You might not be suprised to find that the floppy "article" is from Flexbeta.net, just like this "article". Can people please stop submitting this sort of rubbish?

      It's perfectly fine for people to submit articles from anywhere; however the job of an editor is to winnow the wheat from the chaff. Not to post the first six stories in the queue and go back to playing video games.

    89. Re:This is a joke, right? by ottothecow · · Score: 1
      Well, the mouse could pop out of the center of the rear of the laptop in which case it could go in either direction.

      It is nice to use a real mouse with laptops when you are doing the things that require control. Photographers for instance tend to prefer a real mouse to a powerbook's touchpad for photoshop and gamers just cant deal with touchpads or clit-mice even if its just for an occasional game when the computer is sitting on the desk at home. The integrated pointing device must always be available for times when the computer is not in a mouse friendly location.

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    90. Re:This is a joke, right? by stuartkahler · · Score: 1

      So:
      1. Faster
      2. Bigger
      3. Faster
      4. Faster
      5. Essentially free.

      Looking at advances from 20 years ago, this isn't really much to ask for in the next 20.

    91. Re:This is a joke, right? by ottothecow · · Score: 1

      The clocks definately exist on desktop machines. My friend has a case with a nice little blue LCD panel on the front that has a few temp monitors and maybe even fan RPM in addition to the time. Of course its pretty lame (I could have had one on my case but I chose the model that just had buttons) because it doesnt interface with the motherboard at all and I would rather have the temps that come straight from the mobo and the time that comes straight from the internet.

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    92. Re:This is a joke, right? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      This was back when pen computing was first attempted (a compaq notebook with a pen touch screen, I forget the name)

      That would be the Compaq Concerto. I still have one of these, and the Win 3.1/Pen Windows software to run it. There were good reasons why pen computing didn't take off. This computer is one of them...

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    93. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3.) Immediate start PCs (e.g. Press a button and they are on)

      That went out of fashion years ago. My Commodore 64 still starts in less than a second from power-on.

      A modern PC can't even get the BIOS POST done in that time, and then XP takes way too long to load, and even then, I still need to start Visual Studio. That's probably around a minute to do what the C64 could do in a second.

    94. Re:This is a joke, right? by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      So maybe use NVRAM instead? (self-battery-powered RAM, allowed interval between recharges - 10 years.)
      Or maybe store it all in a plain RAM chip and provide enough extra power to commit the changes to disk (flash?) on powerdown?

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    95. Re:This is a joke, right? by kisielk · · Score: 1

      1. Would be quite cool. I worked for a comany (which will remain unnamed) on a product (which will also remain unnamed..) which featured a magensium body. The cool thing is that the device had an integrated GPS unit, and used its own magnesium case as the GPS antenna. It would be cool to do something similar with a laptop, maybe use the top edge of the screen or something, or provide a connector for a pigtail antenna.

    96. Re:This is a joke, right? by GCP · · Score: 1

      3. touchpad on the side of a laptop...
      4. how about an integrated mouse in a laptop?...


      Just get an IBM ThinkPad or Dell with a TrackPoint ("eraserhead") in the middle of the keyboard and three mouse buttons right under your thumbs (right below the space bar), then learn how to use it.

      It works so well, I can't stand using a keyboard and standard mouse anymore. Command line bigots are always claiming that GUIs are bad because you have to move your hands back and forth between the keys and the mouse, but it's not the GUIs that are bad. It's the input device. I felt the same way until I got a machine that made mouse action just another quick keyboard function from the home keys.

      You ask for a touchpad on the side of the laptop, presumably so you can take you hand (hands?) off the keyboard, scratch, scratch, scratch, at it, poke a button way off somewhere to click the "mouse", find your way back to the keys and get resituated for a half dozen keystrokes, move your hands away again to go scratch, scratch, scratch, etc....

      My left thumb sits on the "left mouse button" at all times. Moving my index finger from the "J" key to the "mouse" (the eraserhead) is less motion than moving it to the "B" key. The eraserhead is set to the fastest motion with the lightest touch. Yes, that took a while to learn, and it pays off every day. Tiny, quick finger movements put the mouse pointer anywhere on screen and my fingers never leave the home keys.

      And with a slight movement of my wrist, my right thumb slides off the spacebar and onto the "middle mouse button" while my index finger lands on the eraserhead. From there, tiny motions of my index finger scroll the window containing the mouse cursor and scrolls in two dimensions (i.e., vert, horiz, or diagonally).

      Unfortunately, no such input option is available for a Mac laptop, and if you install Linux on a ThinkPad, you lose most of the TrackPoint functionality and reestablishing it is only partly successful after a great deal of research and fiddling.

      The TrackPoint, like the command line itself, seems to be one of those innovations that are for people who use their computers a LOT and are willing to learn to use something that is initially more difficult for the increased payoff. It's not that such innovations are never created. It's that they tend to fade into obscurity, missed only by a few passionate cranks(CLI on a client device, TrackPoint, Lisp, great outliner programs, ...)

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    97. Re:This is a joke, right? by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      Realistically, the most common reason for shutting a mac down would have to be when you've installed a software update that requires a restart. Freezes just shouldn't really happen as long as the hardware is good. They're not impossible but then, it's not common for a naked maniac with a sword to rampage through a church in London but it did happen once ;-)

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    98. Re:This is a joke, right? by cryptoz · · Score: 1

      "semi-transparent"?

      Do you mean "translucent"?

    99. Re:THIS is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which bit of "Liquid Crystal Digital Display" is tautologous?

    100. Re:This is a joke, right? by wodeh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As the impressionable gadget lover that I am, I fell in love with the Mac mini as soon as I saw it and was bought one as part of a design contract shortly after. I never even bother putting mine to sleep, it stays on 24/7 serving up my personal micro-site, downloading random stuff, and annoying my MSN contacts by sending them automessages when they try to talk to me.

      Consequently I have only touched my PC-Laptop for playing GuildWars and I no longer have a functional desktop PC.

      Mac mini- as fast as you'll need, reliable, compact and quiet. Sure, even OSX isn't infallible but it's a damn sight better than my experiences with windows.

      Well, back to the point, because I never turn it off, and never put it to sleep, wake up is essentially instantanous. I have an apple mouse but use a Saitek Notebook mouse (white, mmm) which has never spontaneously brought it out of monitor power-saving mode.

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    101. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he either means see-through or gossamer-like. Personally, I'd just settle for glassy.

    102. Re:This is a joke, right? by glitch0 · · Score: 1

      I completely agree with you. Worst. Article. Ever.

      Like anyone could even know that, Napoleon.

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    103. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 2, Funny

      2. digital clock on laptops. I'd love to have an external LCD display showing the time, even when the machine's not on. hell, that'd even be useful on a desktop machine.

      And for some reason I picture that a lot of them will be blinking "12:00".

    104. Re:This is a joke, right? by squoozer · · Score: 1

      The "intergrated mouse" and the "hold it in your arm and use the mouse easily" features have already been implimented on a laptop. Admitedly the laptop I have used them on must have been pushing 15 years old. Seems like they knew more about erganomics then. On the right hand side was a clip in mouse with track ball that could be used fairly easily while holding hte laptop. It was a bit of a pain when it was put down actually.

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    105. Re:This is a joke, right? by Post · · Score: 1

      I would kill for reliable and affordable GPS in a notebook.

      A clock? Hmm. As another poster said, I own enough widgets telling the time.

      The touchpad-on-the-side idea is wickedly cool. I would love this, as the ocassional grabbing for the mouse is even worse when you are sitting in a real tight place. However, I am afraid developing this would be tough - how should that sensor know that the guys jacket a few inch away should be ignored, yet every move of your thumb be tracked immediately?

    106. Re:This is a joke, right? by Technician · · Score: 1

      They want you have to the actual CD (with their patented copy protection) because it makes piracy more difficult.


      The bad trade off is it makes the game hard to find, load, and run.

      What I find amusing is they wanted another dongle. Forget that. What I realy want is software that installs and runs. Other than being called a theif, why won't my game install and run like my GPS map or CD burner software?

      Why do you think I bought a PC with a large fast hard drive? So I can keep all my applications in a folder of slow optical disks of course.

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    107. Re:THIS is a joke, right? by stjobe · · Score: 1

      Which bit of "Liquid Crystal Digital Display" is tautologous?

      You know, you can't just make shit up and claim that that's what the acronym stands for.
      I don't know where you pulled that "Digital" from, but it has nothing to do with LCD's.
      LCD is an acronym for Liquid Crystal Display, and therefore LCD Display is like OP says tautological.

      Dictionary definitions of LCD
      LCD entry in wikipedia

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    108. Re:This is a joke, right? by Crayon+Kid · · Score: 1

      Otherwise, swing by your local office depot and ask for "cotton paper"[...]

      And remember to wear huge sunglasses and a fake beard when you do that, to cover your tracks. And talk in a low, husky voice.
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    109. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have an optical mouse (particularly an MS one) this happens often. Pull the mouse and then sleep - plug the mouse back in to wake.

    110. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3 and 4 are just plain stupid.

      3. Yes, and now leave all those amazingly unpatched and unsecure Windows systems out in the open, without even the benefit of NAT and other somewhat protective implementations.

      4. Yeah, but diamonds will cost an exponentially larger amount of money when compared to silicon. This is the reason why our computers aren't made out of solid gold, even though it's a good conductor.

    111. Re:This is a joke, right? by silverdr · · Score: 1

      It's a poor excuse for a joke :-(

      One of the brilliant sentences from TFA: Have you seen an AMD 64 being ran with a fan-less solution? They melt like marshmallows on a campfire.

      I can only answer: try before you state something, which you have no clue about...


      P.S.: Yes, I have seen AMD64 with a fan-less solution many times (actually I see it almost every day) and it calculates amazingly well for a melted marshmallow...

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    112. Re:This is a joke, right? by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      May I ask what kind of places your arm was getting 'stuck' because you were wearing a watch?

      Sounds faintly disgusting to me...

    113. Re:This is a joke, right? by Hadlock · · Score: 3, Interesting

      office depot uses el cheapo closed circut television and usually forget to change over the 8 hour tapes exactly after they've finished. there's usually a 2-3 hour gap in the tapes from 11am-3pm. we've had weirder people come in than Rabbis before. just pay with cash and you'll be fine; we sell probably a thousand sheets of that stuff a day, more in feb-march when all the college students are preparing resumes for summer internships.

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    114. Re:This is a joke, right? by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      I'm Australian, you insensitive clod!

    115. Re:This is a joke, right? by Calydor · · Score: 0

      Re: 2; digital clock. I had an old Olivetti machine, a DX-4 100mhz. Yeah, ancient now. That came with a digital clock and a standby button that turned everything off, fans, drives, everything. The machine looked almost like a video when in standby. I miss that, and hope someone's gonna build a new line like it.

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    116. Re:This is a joke, right? by Zombie · · Score: 1
      "Sorry, in order for you to connect to the corporate LAN, your GPS needs to be enabled."
      Oh great. Do any of you actually have a GPS device?

      "Need clear view of sky to connect to the LAN."

      That'll work in the basement lab. ;-) I can just see the whole office sitting in the garden or on the parking lot, just to be able to log in.

    117. Re:This is a joke, right? by Kuad · · Score: 1

      3. touchpad on the side of a laptop. Sometimes I'm holding my powerbook in my arm and I wish there was a way to control the mouse from there. One idea I had was like an inverted optical mouse with the laser sensor that would detect thumb movements. That'd even work for the side of a PDA for scrolling

      How about the thumbpad mounted on the side of the screen, like the old Toshiba Libretto used to have? I still have an old CT100, and it's a bloody useful thing to have the controller where it is.

    118. Re:This is a joke, right? by MSZ · · Score: 1

      No way, this is totally serious.

      I mean, the most important case upgrade is beer opener. Who wants anything else? OK, maybe next he'll want a dildo, using vibrations from fans...

      And wireless everything is so cool! I want EMI everywhere, so all the devices operate at minimum speed with at least 50% packet retransmits.

      And when you have big fancy case, with bottle opener and all, giant silent fans etc, then you will truly need smaller disks, so the case will be 99% empty inside, just like TFA author's head.

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    119. Re:This is a joke, right? by Sinus0idal · · Score: 1

      Ya but don't forget about the anti conterfeit stuff in Photoshop etc

    120. Re:This is a joke, right? by hacker · · Score: 1
      Your choice of employers? Seriously, what right does your boss have to know where you are? If they implemented that where I work, I'd never take my laptop home.

      But how would you know, unless you disassembled your laptop and all of the software running on it?

      There are in-keyboard, in-laptop keystroke loggers now that corporations are considering putting in their laptops and desktop keyboards, which sends the data back up the pipe at regular intervals when connected. Companies are using this stuff TODAY.

      Granted, its not GPS, but that'll eventually be a part of it as well. With Always-On devices becoming the standard, there's nothing to stop them from including a bit of firmware that simply stores your coordinates every 5 minutes and when you're connected polling your mail or whatever, sends that back upstream. Were you in a meeting for the last hour? Or down the road at the coffee shop? They'll know.

    121. Re:This is a joke, right? by BlueTooth · · Score: 1, Funny

      In other news: ZZ Top members arrested for counterfeiting

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    122. Re:This is a joke, right? by zerocool^ · · Score: 1


      I wouldn't even worry about it. Once, when I went on a roadtrip, my friend brought his laptop and a copy of MS Streets and Trips, as well as a serial port GPS. The GPS was completely dependant on the laptop for power, it didn't function without the laptop (no display or anything). It drained the laptop's power very quickly (we only got about 45 minutes out of it, and then we got lost).

      I think if they ever did built in GPS, it'd end up being one of those things that's turned off and you have to use a Fn+key combo to turn it on.

      So, in other words, just turn it off.

      ~Will

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    123. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting through security is simply a matter of jumping the turnstile. It is the hail of bullets that is tough.

    124. Re:This is a joke, right? by adamjaskie · · Score: 1

      I know my optical mouse on my main workstation will sometimes start jiggling around a few pixels on the screen if I don't touch it for a while. I think it is the surface of my desk: shiny varnished wood. If it is on a certain place on the wood, it has issues tracking, and starts jiggling around. If I am going to be leaving for a while, I usually slip a book or something under the mouse; that seems to cure the problem.

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    125. Re:This is a joke, right? by Ulric · · Score: 1
      Yeah, this was just too stupid:
      Haven't you even dreamt of having your case double as a food/drink dispenser as well? Of course you have! Wouldn't it just be oh-so cool to have a bottle opener or a soda dispenser built into the case without having to do tedious and sometimes ridiculous amounts of modifications? I mean, the possibilities are quite endless really when it comes to being a dispenser and it wouldn't necessarily be all that hard.
      Short answer: No.

      Full answer: I want a tricorder.

    126. Re:This is a joke, right? by hswerdfe · · Score: 2, Informative
      ....A printer which can print $20 dollar bills....

      Most decent inkjets will do a pretty good job here, but the US Govt. takes a rather dim view of such activity

      not in canada, we have real money
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_twenty_dolla r_bill
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    127. Re:This is a joke, right? by adamjaskie · · Score: 1

      I'm recommending one to my parents, and that my parents get my sister an iBook when she goes off to college for pretty much the same reason. I have an iBook, and I love it. Linux, like on my main workstation, would be nicer for certain things, but the iBook is just completely trouble-free. It isn't the fastest little thing, only 1ghz, and OSX isn't quite as... Unix as I would like, but the extra gig of RAM I just ordered ought to speed it up a lot (only 256 megs in it now - yes, I know) and I have a dual Athlon box for when I need fast processing. That box (and all of my other computers) runs Linux, so I use that when I need the *nix stuff. OSX can deal with some of that stuff, but X11 is a bit painful on 256 megs, and some of the stuff doesn't work quite right, mainly lower level stuff that I'm just not used to yet.

      My parents have so much trouble with their current computer. It's running Windows 98SE, which is horrible. I get calls all the time and have to fix stuff over the phone. "Click here, click there. Ok, now click Properties. Click this, click that. YOU CLICKED CANCEL? WHY?!" Grr. I told them I don't want to support their old Pentium 3 running Windows 98se anymore. Get a Mac, or get support somewhere else. I don't know XP well enough to support them on that, and I'm not willing to deal with 9x anymore. If they have issues with 98, they back their stuff up and use the re-image disk I prepared for them.

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    128. Re:This is a joke, right? by Wolfger · · Score: 1

      Now these are 5 good ideas. I'm not so sure I want built-in GPS so that hackers could find my house, but I love ideas 2, 3, and 4.

    129. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ok, the quality of editorial-work is under increasing reader scrutiny at Slashdot. So, why not do the same thing to editing that was done with comment-moderation? Spread the load, let a number of people vote on proposed articles and their editorials. How about it?

    130. Re:This is a joke, right? by araemo · · Score: 1

      "4. More USB storage key uses. Already on the way via some new portable application standard. And, no, game keys won't work because you can still copy the files to other USB keys and thus the game's copy protection is worthless. They want you have to the actual CD (with their patented copy protection) because it makes piracy more difficult."

      Let me fix that last sentence for you:

      "They want you have to the actual CD (with their patented copy protection) because it makes piracy less annoying than buying the game legally."

    131. Re:This is a joke, right? by coldmist · · Score: 1

      1.) Faster HD access (the real limiting factor in PC computing these days) Search for Gigabyte's I-Ram product. I'm planning on getting one.

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    132. Re:This is a joke, right? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      To all those people who say it's the mouse. Does it strike anyone else as weird that simple moving the mouse would bring the machine out of sleep. Mice, especially optical ones, are quite prone to picking up even very small movements. I would think that bringing it out of sleep would take a little more than the cat hitting the mouse. Maybe hitting the spacebar, or something even harder like a key combination. Like Ctrl-Esc. Or that power button that seems to be on many keyboards. Maybe something nifty would be typing your password to have it wake up. Moving the mouse is a pretty stupid idea.

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    133. Re:This is a joke, right? by mikael · · Score: 1

      1. GPS built-in to laptops. So you can use mapping software more easily on the go.

      And if your laptop gets stolen, it can send you an E-mail telling you where it is located.

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    134. Re:This is a joke, right? by umrgregg · · Score: 1

      saitek has a great keyboard that does this. Minus the radio--but it does have volume controls...

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    135. Re:This is a joke, right? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      "the job of an editor is to winnow the wheat from the chaff."

      YNH,R?

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    136. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe store it all in a plain RAM chip and provide enough extra power to commit the changes to disk (flash?) on powerdown?

      Works great on expected power downs. Those unexpected ones are what will cause major problems with this.

    137. Re:This is a joke, right? by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 1

      welp. patents are good sometimes. but, for these things, I'd like to see them in wide use.

      Consider my post as prior art to prevent patenting. ;)

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    138. Re:This is a joke, right? by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 1

      How are you planning to deal with the right hand/left hand mouse issue?

      good point. I guess have it have a long enough cord to move to either side? I'd recommend bluetooth, but there'd be the chance that the mouse would fall out and get lost. I hate losing parts.

      will that mouse replace the current pointing device?

      na, there'd still be a touchpad or similar.

      I dunno. I just never understood people who use mice with laptops. I guess they don't travel much with the laptop.

      well, for me, I carry my powerbook in a bag, and in that bag is a mousepad, mouse, power adapter, monitor adapter (just in case), retractable ethernet, retractable firewire, and a phone wire.

      I whip the mouse out if I'm gonna either play a game (one reason I'd bring my mouse with me) or be in one location for an extended period of time doing work (at work or on vacation, etc). Just because you're mobile with your computer doesn't mean you've got it sitting on your lap. there are desks and tables outside of your house, you know. ;)

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    139. Re:This is a joke, right? by Nalkar · · Score: 1

      You can change the sleep preferences so that moving the mouse doesn't cause the machine to wake. In addition, a password can be required after the computer wakes from sleep.

    140. Re:This is a joke, right? by jfengel · · Score: 4, Funny

      They're not impossible but then, it's not common for a naked maniac with a sword to rampage through a church in London but it did happen once ;-)

      Yeah, whoops. Sorry about that.

    141. Re:This is a joke, right? by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      I knew there had to be at least one interesting person on Slashdot!

      BTW. I should have posted this link, it's quite a bizarre story and happened not to far from where I used to live.

      Man with chopper

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    142. Re:This is a joke, right? by indifferent+children · · Score: 1
      4.) Mulit-core chips which are readily available and cheap
      5.) A printer which can print $20 dollar bills (my personal favorite).

      If you get #5, you can drop the 'cheap' requirement from #4

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    143. Re:This is a joke, right? by LetterJ · · Score: 1

      "Sounds great until you realize wireless everything will probably conflict with your neighbor's wireless everything"

      No doubt. Just witness the ever-frequency-climbing cordless phone. Every unlicensed band wireless technology that has reached *true ubiquity* has run into collision issues. Phones went from 900Mhz to 2.4Ghz and now on to 5.8Ghz, with each change happening faster. While we, as geeks, like to think of wireless Internet as having "widespread" use, it's nothing compared to things like baby monitors and cordless phones.

      I have an 802.11g setup at home with several laptops, as well as a few PC's hidden away with PCI wireless cards (home automation, etc). When all of them, the microwave, the bluetooth adapters, etc. are all using the 2.4Ghz spectrum simultaneously, I can watch my bandwidth completely plummet. And, that's with only 1 other access point within range of any of my clients.

      Wired networks scale (not necessarily a simple task, but they do) where wireless ones break down. I can have hundreds of PC's all physically networked together through a few switches without any major issues. Try setting up even 10-20 machines for heavy network use between each other (transferring multi-gigabyte files) and you can pretty much plan for failure.

      Wireless works where it does because it's primarily been used for outbound connectivity, i.e. web browsing, email checking, etc. In other words, each connected client is really using the connection to connect to the Internet at large. Because our use of the Internet tends to be in short bursts and relatively small files*, this works, and the slower speeds are OK. However, the kind of usage that internal networks with Samba file storage, regular backups, large email attachments, etc. flying back and forth, wireless takes SERIOUS effort to get working at all.

      *In terms of network transfers MP3s and even DivX files are small. I transferred 10 DVD images last night from one machine to another on my wired network. I wouldn't even try that from the wireless side.

    144. Re:This is a joke, right? by 4of12 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      5.) A printer which can print $20 dollar bills (my personal favorite).

      And why not? You can print stamps, after all.

      Paypal and the like are fine for pure electronic transactions, but being able to issue your own checks/currency on paper that you could take down to some storefront vendor and have them punch in your name and 20 digit number (or read it from the bar code) would make everyone happy (except VISA and its member banks who exert monopoly like control over the transaction fees).

      I would guess the biggest problems with setting up a personal line of credit system based on public key cryptography and 3rd party certificates from anyone who wanted to be a banker are not technical problems, but rather political problems with intruding onto someone else's existing scheme for making money.

      Sure, you can be a bank if you comply with these 48 lb books of barriers to entry , er, I mean, regulations to protect the consumer. (Yes, it's an oversimplification, but there's plenty of margin for profit in tailored industry regulations as the FDA evidences.)

      Anyone who has paid 18% credit card interest ( or even 5% on a mortgage) and gotten paid 1.2 % on their bank balances knows there's got to be some slack built into that system.

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    145. Re:This is a joke, right? by Mignon · · Score: 1
      how about an integrated mouse in a laptop? it could snap on/off and you could use it on the side, then just have the cord retract and it would re-attach to the machine.

      The HP OmniBook 800 has "the paw" which is visible on the right of the photo. It slides back into the main laptop body when not in use. It works pretty well, I've found. Others have mentioned the trackpoint "nipples" which I like too. I've never really liked trackpads.

    146. Re:This is a joke, right? by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      If the drive has its own standalone backup power (for about 1s of work, no powering mechanical elements, just mem-mem transfer, so it's very little, a bigger capacitor would suffice) then it's not a problem. It doesn't have to receive any kind of signals from the computer, just sense its own power supply voltage and switch to "survival" mode on power failure.

      The NVSRAM chips I'm talking about work on similar basis. For the outside world they are just plain RAM chips, maybe with an extra pin or two, which can be neglected if you choose to. But inside they contain a Li-ion battery and power monitor. If the voltage goes out of bonds, the chip goes into read-only mode (and signals that on one of the extra pins) to protect content from corruption by random values on input (a good bet is that if the chip's power is failing, so is the power in the rest of the device and other circuits may start behaving unpredictably), switches off own battery charging, switches power supply to its own battery power (through internal regulator) and if the power doesn't go back in some timely manner, enters "sleep" mode, when the battery can sustain the contents for 10 years. As soon as the power is back, the chip goes "online" just like any RAM chip would, except its content isn't changed since last powerdown.
      I don't really see why this technology couldn't be implemented in harddrives.

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    147. Re:This is a joke, right? by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny
      what percentage of a drive is FAT?

      Depends how much you exercise it really
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    148. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well then, under the DMCA, such a laptop would be illegal by definition, wouldn't it? Or did you want the laws to be changed first?

    149. Re:This is a joke, right? by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      But then on a PC, if you unplug a PS/2 mouse you have to reboot the machine every single time. It seems to happen that way with PS/2 keyboards sometimes too.

    150. Re:This is a joke, right? by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1
      I had an old IBM laptop that had an LCD readout for battery, disk access, and a clock. It was just an old LCD recessed in at the top about the same size as one of the old calculator displays. It was very handy. I really liked the clock display and wondered why it went away.

      I even liked the old Dell computers that had an LCD display on the case that showed what address was being used. If the machine locked up on D800 and you knew your NIC was on that address, you knew what to look for. Also very handy.

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    151. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2. digital clock on laptops. I'd love to have an external LCD display showing the time, even when the machine's not on. hell, that'd even be useful on a desktop machine.

      My Scoutmasters Toshiba laptop has a LCD clock on the front between the access lights

    152. Re:This is a joke, right? by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1
      But then on a PC, if you unplug a PS/2 mouse you have to reboot the machine every single time

      Not sure what type of problems you are having but if this were true, KVMs wouldn't exist. Mine hasn't done that since NT4.0. Some BIOS versions let you disable probing for PS/2 so that it will still reboot even if there is no keyboard plugged into the PS/2 port.

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    153. Re:This is a joke, right? by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Definitely not time to rehash a format war, so I'll just concede right here: Windows sucks.

      But I did want to bring up one pet peeve about Mac. If my Windows mouse goes out I can do an awful lot with just the keyboard. I can even shut the thing down. On a Mac you're limited to the shortcuts, and only those you've memorized.

      To conclude: Windows sucks.

    154. Re:This is a joke, right? by theTerribleRobbo · · Score: 1

      > Faster access, faster loading times, make the OS an actual hardware card with perhaps upgradable firmware for security patches, bugfixes, stability issues, etc. ... Which would make it... Software, yes?

    155. Re:This is a joke, right? by Curate · · Score: 1
      5.) A printer which can print $20 dollar bills (my personal favorite).

      At the cost of ink these days, it just wouldn't be worth it.

    156. Re:This is a joke, right? by CrankyFool · · Score: 1

      If your computer's defeating the DRM, the end result of that is rather decidedly *NOT* 'legal' content.

    157. Re:This is a joke, right? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      That assumes that the Hard Drive knows where the FAT is.

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    158. Re:This is a joke, right? by snorklewacker · · Score: 1

      My Linux machine doesn't sleep, but the monitor does. I find I have to move the mouse a good couple inches before it wakes the monitor up -- just nudging it a little doesn't do it. No idea whether that will translate to the same for an actual suspend.

      However, I don't really jiggle the mouse all that easily, since I put it on a mousepad, even though it's a wireless optical mouse (it's built in to the swing-out tray). Tracks better with the pad too, which has a busy design on it, unlike the smooth desk.

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    159. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, this is irony...

      from dictionary.com:
      Irony - An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.

      Innovation - The act of introducing something new.


      All of the things mentioned in the parent post (no, I can't RTFA and, if parent poster is accurate, I don't want to!) are not "innovation"; they are incremental improvements on or increased use of things that are already here.

      Methinks that he himself has answered his own question: Why has there been such a sudden lack in innovation as of late? Are we in a technological drought?

      More like a brain-drought!

    160. Re:This is a joke, right? by bdcrazy · · Score: 1

      Maybe, i dunno, GET A WATCH?

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    161. Re:This is a joke, right? by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily, all the KVM has to do is pretend to be the mouse when the mouse has been switched and everything remains kosher to the PC

    162. Re:This is a joke, right? by Salamander · · Score: 2, Insightful
      2) Memory protection through typesafety alone. Would give all computers a 30+% boost to performance if the security was handled by the compiler, and not the hardware.

      Not possible, because you don't control what compilers other people use before they ship you their application/driver/whatever. The closest you can get is to check at install or load time (like Java's bytecode verifier) instead of run time, and there's still a lot of work to be done before that approach becomes useful for all kinds of programming and not just for the easy stuff. Does your favorite language have built-in support for the concept of multiple users extending variable privileges to each other? How is your compile- or load-time checker going to handle privilege changes during execution, or are you just going to slap on yet another pair of handcuffs and preclude that? Can you write a device driver in your "safe" language of choice, or will you need two different security models for different kinds of code (and very carefully manage transitions between them)?

      Typesafe languages are great within a single application. When you get serious about trying to apply that approach at a system level, though, you run into some pretty nasty problems. It's not at all clear whether the necessary solutions to those problems are better than what we have now.

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    163. Re:This is a joke, right? by melstav · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Sure, but once your laptop has GPS, what is to stop your boss requiring location-reporting spyware to be installed as a condition for connecting to the corporate network?


      Actually, I can see this as a prime reason to adopt the technology....

      If a user has access to sensitive material stored on network fileservers, the GPS could be used to make sure that the laptop was actually IN a secured area before allowing its user access. It'd be just one more added layer of security.

      If you don't want to access the corporate network, you don't have to have the GPS reporting application running.

      That having been said, if it's a company-owned computer, then the company is well within its rights to demand that such an application is always active when the computer is in use.
    164. Re:This is a joke, right? by Kazin · · Score: 1


      #4, the integrated mouse.. some old HP laptop had one. Neat, but totally useless if you weren't at a desk.

    165. Re:This is a joke, right? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      I have a Trackball I prefer to use, and I use with all my computers, its sufficently small to toss in the laptop case and a trackball doesn't take up that much space.

      examples can be found On ebay Quite frequently

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    166. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and even the content I don't pay for.

    167. Re:This is a joke, right? by cmdr_beeftaco · · Score: 3, Funny

      Better prints 50's because printing 20's doesn't even cover the ink costs...

    168. Re:This is a joke, right? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      YNH,R?

      Probably too long.

    169. Re:This is a joke, right? by Mac+Degger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "what right does your boss have to know where you are?"

      I agree...but what right does an employer have to know that you smoke marihuana? Or, even more preposterous, what your credit rating is? I love the last one: it actually can stop you from getting a job when you really need one!

      The only thing an employer should need to know about you are your educational/employment history and your personality (to see if you fit in/can work with your collegues).
      But that hasn't stopped employers from wanting to know everything from your DNA-specified prediliction towards cancer of the little pinky and your sock-size.

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    170. Re:This is a joke, right? by spectrum- · · Score: 1

      What about this one or this ?

    171. Re:This is a joke, right? by acaspis · · Score: 1
      Any vuln in the "automagic security" of the compiler would be exploitable in every application compiled by that compiler.

      What would you rather spend time auditing for security vulnerabilities ?

      • one compiler ?
      • a few mainstream operating systems (with dozens of device drivers each) ?
      • hundreds of applications ?
    172. Re:This is a joke, right? by Xiaran · · Score: 1

      Oh, one other thing: I have owned exactly one Mac in the last 10 years. A Powerbook 5300 CS. Many people tell me it was the worst thing Apple ever made.

      So like I said, it's probably just coincidence, but I'm going to have to take your "there is no real reason to ever shut down a Mac" with a grain of salt.


      The close all windows and reboot try Control-Command-Eject. Heres a neat page with some more.

      As to rebooting Macs. I havent rebooted my power book in a long time. In fact thinking about it... Ive hard rebooted twice in the last like... it has to be 8 odd months. The reboots were due to security updates.

    173. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there were ever a good time to post as Anonymous Coward, I think the tangential thread on counterfeiting Federal Reserve Notes must qualify.

      Also, remember to hack your print driver such that your fake twenties don't encode the serial number of your printer in near-invisible yellow dots.

    174. Re:This is a joke, right? by ShortBeard · · Score: 0

      ....A printer which can print $20 dollar bills....

      Most decent inkjets will do a pretty good job here, but the US Govt. takes a rather dim view of such activity.


      Since the mid to late 90's colour copiers either will print a nice black banner across the image of a currency note or not print at all.

      On the other hand, it is amazing that cashiers will accept fakes printed on 25% cotton bond. Yes this happened. I worked at the place where the guy was doing this. He's in prison now.

    175. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you know, having integrated wireless in a laptop is completely useless if you don't have a wireless network available.

    176. Re:This is a joke, right? by uglyduckling · · Score: 1
      Here's my list:

      1. A PC case with a breadmaker built in. Why should I have to fork out the money for a PC and a breadmaker? Surely Microsoft can use some of their hardware skills to channel the excess heat in the PC case to cook bread and small pastries.
      2. Better keyboards. They've already got those buttons that launch the interweb and email thingy - why can't there be a key for each of the common words in the English language to speed up typing?
      3. More colours from the monitor. It's stupid that it's limited to red, green and blue. Surely the technology is already there to emit ultra-violet and infra-red? Then I could get a tan whilst typing my college essays and the computer could control my VCR without needing to have a separate IR dongle.
      4. A Microsoft OS motherboard. Why bother with flash memory cards or the positively archaic method of using hard disks. It's such a waste of time having installation disks that are used once then forgotten about in a drawer, and who wants to use any other OS, right? It would increase speed 1000 times if the OS was built into the motherboard, just like RISC OS on those Acorn machines that my 733t friend goes on about.
    177. Re:This is a joke, right? by don.pratt · · Score: 1
      2. digital clock on laptops. I'd love to have an external LCD display showing the time, even when the machine's not on. hell, that'd even be useful on a desktop machine.

      My 3+ year old HP laptop (Pavilion N5495) has this. The front edge has a small LCD that can display date, time, or battery charge. It's right next to the buttons that control the CD player when the laptop is off.

    178. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Intelligent ordering in software. If I click "sort by name" I want
      01, 1, 02, 12, 20
      not
      01, 02, 1, 12, 20.

      That cant be that hard can it?

    179. Re:This is a joke, right? by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      "A hardware OS. Fuck software. Hrdware."

      You want a BIOS? You are a little late here...

    180. Re:This is a joke, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have the left handed mouse user drag the cord all the way to the other side and use it there?

      Who uses mice with cords these days?

      Aside from left/right hand issues, will that mouse replace the current pointing device? If so- how is one going to use it where you don't have much room for the mouse, like on the seat tray you get when you fly coach?

      Beleive it or not I own a laptop that has 1. one of those nipple dealy 2. a touchpad 3. a bluetooth mouse 4. I could plug in a PS2 and USB mouse as well. All these pointing devices can be used to control the pointer at tyhe same time.

      I dunno. I just never understood people who use mice with laptops. I guess they don't travel much with the laptop.

      I got a friend who uses a bluetooth mouse with her power book all the time. She travels a lot even. Cause shes a graphic designer. Some people are also more comfortable with mice.

    181. Re:This is a joke, right? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      If your computer's defeating the DRM, the end result of that is rather decidedly *NOT* 'legal' content.

      First of all you are ignoring the jurisdictional issue. Only the US is subject to the DMC, and only a handful of countries were stupid enough to pass their own DMCA-like laws, and of those countries that did almost none of them are as draconian as the DMCA.

      Second, no, the files would NOT be infringing. Non-DRM copies are NOT illegal.

      Of course as someone else already posted, the magic laptop that can remove any and all DRM would itself be illegal to sell under the DMCA. In *some* cases you might even go to prison for using it to remove DRM. So while it may often be difficult to transcode to a non-DRM format, that file is NOT itself illegal.

      Actually if it is say a music file, it is quite easy to convert it to non-DRM format 100% legally. You simply play it back under the DRM system and record it with a microphone.

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    182. Re:This is a joke, right? by arminw · · Score: 1

      .... it spontaneously wakes from sleep....

      A Mac can wake up due to a network request. This is default behavior. To make sure it DOESN'T, turn that off in the energy saver 'options' by un-checking that selection. That has fixed the spontaneous wake-up problem for me.

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    183. Re:This is a joke, right? by iwadasn · · Score: 1


      Think java. There is no "writing binary by hand" because the JVM still verifies it. It is not possible to construct a valid .class file that will compromise system security.

    184. Re:This is a joke, right? by iwadasn · · Score: 1


      You just need part of the compiler to run on the client machine. Java, OCaml, etc.... They all do exactly this, and they work very well....

      It is likely that a machine that could only run java would be faster running java than a normal machine is running C. The reason is that a java only machine could turn off all memory protection (as everything would have to be safely inside the VM, except the kernel, which wouldn't be protected anyway). Memory protection verifiably costs you something like 30% of your performance. That number was from a few years ago, it has doubless gotten worse, not better. That much performance would overcome the couple percent performance handicap java has, and give it the edge. The same would apply to OCaml, etc... Anything that's VM based would have this advantage...

    185. Re:This is a joke, right? by PriceIke · · Score: 1

      > I wouldn't even worry about it. Once, when I went on a roadtrip, my friend brought his laptop and a copy of MS Streets and Trips, as well as a serial port GPS. The GPS was completely dependant on the laptop for power, it didn't function without the laptop (no display or anything). It drained the laptop's power very quickly (we only got about 45 minutes out of it, and then we got lost).

      Cell phones don't seem to have this problem with power consumption.

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    186. Re:This is a joke, right? by ars · · Score: 1

      There is no thechnical reason for this can't work - it's just totally and completely pointless.

      As I wrote earlier, have you ever heard of caching? Including write-back caching?

      Add a little cache to the computer and you have all the benefits of your scheme + more - since it caches whatever is most used rather then just the FAT.

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    187. Re:This is a joke, right? by pen · · Score: 1
      2. digital clock on laptops. I'd love to have an external LCD display showing the time, even when the machine's not on. hell, that'd even be useful on a desktop machine.
      My friend's Toshiba laptop has one of those.
    188. Re:This is a joke, right? by sosume · · Score: 1

      You forgot to mention this Jon Katz story.. Pullitzer prize material

    189. Re:This is a joke, right? by ChatHuant · · Score: 1

      I'd love to have an external LCD display showing the time, even when the machine's not on. hell, that'd even be useful on a desktop machine

      It's coming

      Or google for "Microsoft auxilliary display"

    190. Re:This is a joke, right? by evilviper · · Score: 1
      1. Better fans. Fast fans are going to make noise. There are quieter fans, and newer technologies like tip magnetic driven fans.

      Fast fans can be very quite, and slow fans can make ungodly ammounts of noise.

      T.M.D. fans that you mentioned are a GIMMICK, not a solution to anything.
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    191. Re:This is a joke, right? by Pope · · Score: 1

      Turn on Full Keyboard Access in the System Preferences, and go nuts. I can shut down my Mac with just two keys: Power, enter.

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    192. Re:This is a joke, right? by Hockney+Twang · · Score: 1

      I had one too, it did show the time, and still does. And it runs linux, too.

    193. Re:This is a joke, right? by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 1
      You just need part of the compiler to run on the client machine. Java, OCaml, etc.... They all do exactly this, and they work very well....

      Oh please! The virtual machine is NOT part of the compiler.

      It is obvious to anyone who understands the Java Virtual Machine that it handles memory protection well enough to render classical virtual memory support hardware unnecessary (with some caveats *). But it is equally obvious that the Java Virtual Machine has to do runtime checks to implement memory protection. They cannot be done by the compiler.

      I will grant you that it is hard to be sure whether the runtime overheads (i.e. extra instructions executed) for array bounds checking, null pointer checking, etc in (say) Java are more or less than the hidden overheads (i.e. more or longer clock cycles) of classical virtual addressing support. And this would be a difficult experiment to perform ...

      (* The caveats are that the JVM implementation including the JIT compiler, bytecode verifier, and core native runtime libraries are all free of bugs that cause/allow memory violations, and that JNI is banned.) Memory protection verifiably costs you something like 30% of your performance. That number was from a few years ago, it has doubless gotten worse, not better.

      Why "doubtless"? Do you have any evidence for this, or do you just think that the Intel, AMD, etc architects/chip designers are all idiots?

    194. Re:This is a joke, right? by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Diamond semiconductors ... able to withstand immense temperatures
      Only if you also subject them to immense pressures at the same time. A hot diamond at atmospheric temperature is also know as graphite - only the surface to start with, but that is likely to spall off and expose the diamond underneath and leave you wuith some expensive dust. Graphite on the other hand can withstand high temperatures, and is used to make crucibles to hold molten metal (gold, steel etc).

      Silicon semiconductors are likely to be able to handle more heat than diamond ones. The real advantage with carbon is the different voltage difference.

      Instant on computers
      The ones in cars come very close to that - as with a variety of embedded systems.
    195. Re:This is a joke, right? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      1.) Faster HD access? Buy two and you're there. My SATA hard drives were 60 megs per second each, striped together they are 120 megs.

      2.) More memory. Talking about RAM? That's expensive. Disk space? 250 gig drives are relatively cheap: get five, and do a RAID5 array -- you get a terabyte, and on SATA, you can hot swap. I haven't actually tried it, but I suspect that with a modern computer, you've just approached the speed of a really good SCSI RAID controller.

      3.) Immediate start? You that impatient? My desktop running XP resumes from Hibernate in 10-15 seconds to where I can type my password, and after I finish typing, the time to a usable desktop is almost nil. The biggest annoyance is the long POST, but I've seen some boxes POST so fast you need lightning reflexes to get into the BIOS setup.

      4.) Wait two or three years. They are readily available now, they jst aren't cheap. In two or three years you should be able to get dual-core Athlon64 for $150-200, what it costs for a cheap Venice core today.

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    196. Re:This is a joke, right? by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 1

      Please reread the grandparent article. He expects all type safety checks to be done at compile time.

    197. Re:This is a joke, right? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      No, bios is basic input/output system. not OPERATING system. But the BIOS interfacing with a hardware-based OS might be considered having two BIOS in the system. I'm talking more of an add-on card, you know, like a nintendo cartridge. I don't like this OS, I swap it out instead of worrying about install times, etc. Hey, it'd probably help stop software piracy. I mean, asides from hijacking a warehouse or a truck or illegal reverse-engineering, how do you pirate hardware?

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    198. Re:This is a joke, right? by confused.brit · · Score: 1

      "This commentary was submitted by the author to take part in our contest." Fluxbeta is going to be getting a lot of this shit guys. Let's not submit every little article as fact - it isn't, just some teen's competition entry

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    199. Re:This is a joke, right? by srmalloy · · Score: 1

      Well, you could use MUMPS (aka 'M Technology'), which sorts array indices automatically. However, it alpha-sorts after numbers, and while '1' is a proper number, '01' isn't, so you get 1, 2, 12, 20, 01, 02, "Ralph", "Samuel", etc.

    200. Re:This is a joke, right? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      If there were ever a good time to post as Anonymous Coward, I think the tangential thread on counterfeiting Federal Reserve Notes must qualify.

      Bah! The Crane's Crest trick is well known. The fact that I'm dirt-poor both according to my tax return AND my lifestyle is enough to make the feds yawn and change the channel. I'm way too lazy to be a criminal.

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    201. Re:This is a joke, right? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Crane's Crest Opaque Fluorescent White.

      It's paper. Real money is mostly rag and linen.

      You do know that "paper" does not automatically mean "wood pulp", right? Paper was at one time made by pounding up old linen and running the linen pulp through a press. "Paper" status has more to do with the material's suitability for writing upon rather than its makeup.

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    202. Re:This is a joke, right? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      You do know that "paper" does not automatically mean "wood pulp", right?

      Walk over to a photocopier and yank one of the drawers open. Then open a book at Borders. To most people, that's what paper is, historical trivia notwithstanding.

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    203. Re:This is a joke, right? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Walk over to a photocopier and yank one of the drawers open. Then open a book at Borders. To most people, that's what paper is, historical trivia notwithstanding.

      The contents of the copier drawer and what most people believe notwithstanding, paper is processed cellulose pulp, and that pulp can contain cotton, linen, or any other material. Sure, the cheap stuff is wood based, but any time you get anything fancy (e.g. wedding invitations) you've got a piece of that "historical trivia" right in front of you. I'm sorry people don't know this. That doesn't mean they're not wrong.

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    204. Re:This is a joke, right? by iwadasn · · Score: 1


      Pick up an OS text book once in awhile. Memory protection (stuff running in User mode, with virtual memory turned on) is around 30% slower than stuff running in system mode (with memory protection turned off). This is true regardless of things like context switches and system calls. The whole page table doesn't fit into the TLB, so you have to have cache misses from time to time, and they are EXPENSIVE.

      I'm not saying they're idiots, they did the best with what they had. If you have to support unsafe languages, then you're going to take a hit making them safe with hardware. Making them safe in software costs a few percent (compare simple java programs to simple C programs, their speed is very close if they are similar enough), hardware takes a few tens of percent.

      You are a poser, and you know next to nothing about computers. Go to college, take an operating systems class, and actually try to learn the material.

    205. Re:This is a joke, right? by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 1
      You are a poser, and you know next to nothing about computers. Go to college, take an operating systems class, and actually try to learn the material.

      Actually, I'm a Phd in Computer Science with 15+ years experience in R&D. I first came across TLBs in about 1985 while running 4.1bsd on a VAX. Recently, I've been doing a lot of Java work, including developing an open source Java VM.

      What are your credentials Junior?

    206. Re:This is a joke, right? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Corners, reaching into a computer, not the gutter pervert. ;-)

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    207. Re:This is a joke, right? by iwadasn · · Score: 1


      Then why are you wrong... Lets start.....

      First of all, the cost of virtual memory. As we all know, it is not free. Google "virtual memory cost TLB percent" and hit "I feel lucky", you should come to this page...

      http://developers.sun.com/solaris/articles/optimiz ing_apps.html

      This is talking about a common case where an app causes a lot of TLB misses, using a substantial proportion of the execution time doing nothing but VM translation. Notice that the performance penalty is (in their example) roughly 30%, due to TLB misses causing floating point pipeline stalls. This is a commonly accepted figure. EVERY TLB miss will cause a few hundred clock cycles. A TLB miss rate of even 1% will have a SUBSTANTIAL effect on performance. Running without Virtual Memory (in system mode) completely eliminates the TLB and all of this performance is reclaimed. This is possible with any truly typesafe system, such as JAVA.

      Secondly, compilers..... Yes, some of the compiler/verifier is on the client, however you could just as easily say that the hardware underneath is a compiler itself (translating CISC x86 instructions to RISK opcodes), so this terminology isn't particularly meaningful. It becomes totally misleading when you consider that there exist hardware platforms that can execute java bytecode directly. My meaning should have been clear from context to someone of your credentials. In any case, most of the checks are done within the compiler (Hotspot), though that compiler happens to reside on the client machine. If you dislike this being referred to as a compiler, then that is your business.

      Third, you include some extremely bad examples of runtime checks. Modern Virtual Machines already eliminate a lot of array bounds checks with compiler passes (though granted, this particular compiler pass is performed on the client machine), and null pointer checks are handled by a hardware interrupt, just like an integer divide by zero. Both of the examples you gave are very unfortunate, as they are two checks that rarely actually must be performed by software.

      As for your question of whether or not the software checks in java are more expensive than the hardware means, there is very little direct research available, but Java is commony accepted to be around 95% of the performance of straight C, and Virtual Memory is commonly accepted to be about 70% of the performance of System mode, so you tell me. For instance, see...
      http://www.idiom.com/~zilla/Computer/javaCbenchmar k.html

      I wouldn't have assumed you were junior if you didn't make such classic mistakes.

      Once again, it is very foolish to make claims about my chip designing skills. Everyone who has investigated the issue accepts that modern CPUs do the best they can GIVEN that they are running unsafe languages. It is also commonly accepted that dramatic efficiencies could be realized (I just gave one example, no TLBs needed, saving around 30%) if the software itself could be proven safe. It would be another mistake expected of a novice confuse this rather clear cut situation and claim that I was calling the Intel designers idiots.

      Who knows, perhaps in your zeal to call me out as a fool you skimmed over some implications and said things that didn't sound particularly well founded.

      However, since you asked... I'm a BA in Physics from an Ivy League institution. I currently work in computational finance. I spend a great deal of time working with java, and occasionally native code. We are largly performance bound, so I have studied this issue extensively.

    208. Re:This is a joke, right? by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 1
      I'm not saying they're idiots, they did the best with what they had.

      Actually, I think you are implying this. After all, you state (without any citing evidence) that the TLB costs have "undoubtless gotten worse, not better".

      Now I would have thought that Intel's engineers would understand the scaling issues, and would compensate for extra TLB contention (due to larger working sets) and larger TLB miss penalties (pipeline stalls) by increasing TLB sizes and other measures. On what basis do you think that they "doubtless" failed?

      The fact is that the computer industry is not ready to switch to using only type-safe programming languages. The computer industry has far too much invested in software written in C & C++ to change in the forseeable future. And certainly not for a mere 30% improvement in performance.

      The current road that the industry is taking for improved performance is to hardware support for parallelism (e.g. multi-core chips, Intel's HT, Sun's CMT, IBM's Cell architecture), multi-processor servers and processor farms.

  2. Dammit! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Slashdotted before I could get to the second page. Crap.

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    1. Re:Dammit! by Will2k_is_here · · Score: 1

      Tell me about it. Slashdotted off it's motherfucker. Anyone with a mirror, or at least the list 1-5?

    2. Re:Dammit! by cranos · · Score: 1

      Slashdotted off it's motherfucker

      This makes no sense,. I must be too tired but this really makes no sense.

    3. Re:Dammit! by nickos · · Score: 1

      It was down before anyone posted any comments and even before MirrorDot had a chance to cache it.

      I wonder if their webmaster could have taken it down deliberately?

    4. Re:Dammit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumbledore dies.

    5. Re:Dammit! by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      I gave up trying to parse /. comments like that one a long time ago. I think they might be part of an enemy plot to cause mass dyslexia.

    6. Re:Dammit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Snape kills him.

  3. Distilled Version by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

    Before you seek inspiration, lets see what you'll get:

    1) Quiet case fans
    2) Cool cases
    3) Wireless
    4 & 5) Slashdotted by the time I got to them... but my guess is that they're equally... innovative and astounding... I guess.

    1. Re:Distilled Version by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      1) Quiet case fans
      2) Cool cases
      3) Wireless


      Ooookkkaaayyy. Anyone who's shopped for a PC as of late knows that 2 is pretty easy to come by (even on Dell PCs) and 3 is pretty standard on laptops. 1 is included in all Macs, with the PowerMac being the ultimate quiet cooling solution. (It's a combination of lots of low RPM fans with heat pipes.)

      Honestly, on the hardware side we're seeing plenty of innovation. It's the Operating System/Software side where things are crawling. I have my own thoughts on how to accomplish innovation in software, but there's a LOT more that can be done that isn't being addressed. Apple is the closest one to accomplishing massive innovation, but there's a lot more that can still be done.

    2. Re:Distilled Version by pdbogen · · Score: 1

      For the record, I think "Wireless" means everything wireless. Mouse, keyboard, monitor, power supply (...)

    3. Re:Distilled Version by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      For the record, I think "Wireless" means everything wireless. Mouse, keyboard, monitor, power supply (...)

      Fair enough. We have that technology today with Bluetooth devices. The problem is that wireless isn't necessarily better. Wireless means batteries, which occasionaly need to be replaced or charged. Chargable batteries result in a lower lifespan for the device. Wireless also means interference, causing problems at weird times.

      The IBM PC Jr came with a wireless keyboard. It was, to put it in a word, annoying. The batteries were always dying, and the IR alignment was always problematic. The latter doesn't apply with bluetooth, but many of the other problems still do.

      Wireless is a feature that IMHO should always stay optional unless there is a very compelling reason to make it standard. In my experience, there is no compelling reason for wireless input devices on a desktop computer.

    4. Re:Distilled Version by pdbogen · · Score: 1

      Easy: Build a Tesla coil into the top of the computer.

      And, er, tempest harden the CPU..

    5. Re:Distilled Version by NitsujTPU · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you mean EMP. Tempest has to do with listening in on the device. It's a spy technology.

    6. Re:Distilled Version by tmortn · · Score: 1

      There is always induction powering. You could have an induction top imbedded in a desk or just a pad that you sit your periphials on for the most part and get power that way which would solve the wire/battery problem for power.

      I think a bigger issue would be number of channles for keepin things from cross talking. Would probably need to have some ability for cross communication between nearby devices for managing which channles are in use for what. Probably wind up being a fiasco like IRQ management in DOS/windows for a while.

      No no no you can't have a mouse your neighbor already uses all the moust allowed channles. Sheesh.

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  4. Server is toasted. by mOoZik · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does anyone have a mirror? I think it's important to first make the existing problems go away rather than jump head-first into groundbreaking technology without considering potential problems, though that's how it has always been. I'm referring to spyware, viruses, and general malware. Of course, fixing the operators will most likely do it! ;)

    1. Re:Server is toasted. by bigpat · · Score: 1

      "I think it's important to first make the existing problems go away rather than jump head-first into groundbreaking technology without considering potential problems, though that's how it has always been."

      I hope you are joking... so you really think we should just stop making and buying computers until the bugs are worked out. Or is your theory not limited to computer technology and you wouldn't allow us to have cars until they can make one that can't crash or heat our houses until they can make a furnace that won't ever malfunction and cause a fire. Let me get that straight, no new technology until all problems with current technology are figured out and potential problems with new technology are considered and figured out?

      I ask you, no beg you, to follow your own advice and please stop using your computer until all the bugs are worked out.

      Please either mod the parent back down or funny, but "Insighful" comments like that give me the willies.

    2. Re:Server is toasted. by mOoZik · · Score: 1

      Would you rather have wireless everything than some means of reducing the number of or eliminating the bad crap that happens to computers with regular use?

    3. Re:Server is toasted. by bigpat · · Score: 1

      You present a false dichotomy.

  5. Innovations the Industry Should Get To: by VeryProfessional · · Score: 5, Funny

    Servers that survive /.ing...

    1. Re:Innovations the Industry Should Get To: by Mr.+KFM · · Score: 1

      Servers that sur--

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    2. Re:Innovations the Industry Should Get To: by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 1

      Fat chance. We would like to see it, but we try to strive for realistic goals ... like fusion powered laptops (they get hot enough anyways).

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    3. Re:Innovations the Industry Should Get To: by Omnifarious · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I consider it a defect in the HTTP protocol that Slashdotting can happen. Distributed caching ought to have been built into the protocol from the start. Coral is a step in the right direction.

    4. Re:Innovations the Industry Should Get To: by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
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  6. Did the article by WormholeFiend · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    say anything about a non-Microsoft OS that we can use to do everything we can do on Windows?

    1. Re:Did the article by ThaFooz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      say anything about a non-Microsoft OS that we can use to do everything we can do on Windows?

      Agreed. I know another ant-MS comment is kind of passe, but I feel like the lack of innovation isn't on the hardware side. The average users I meet today are exctatic with the transition to LCD monitors, high quality speakers, wireless mice & NICs, and light laptops with phenomanal battery life. But they're less then impressed with the improvements MS has made in the same time - and frequently complain that the user experience is worse with the sheer number of viruses/malware out there (sure, I know the leaps and bounds that win 95 to 2k was, but it doesn't feel different to the average joe).

      I like my fedora desktop well enough, but I'm praying for an x86 release of OSX.

    2. Re:Did the article by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...a non-Microsoft OS that we can use to do everything we can do on Windows...

      Such a system is called Mac OSX. Well maybe not EVERYTHING, such as many games, but most things a computer can do can be done on a Mac. The X-plane sim I just got recently works really well on my Mac. The Mac will even run Windows, still kinda slow in emulation right now, but that will change when the x86 Macs come on the market.

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    3. Re:Did the article by Casandro · · Score: 1

      Well I have tried MacOSX Version 10.2. OK, they are not at Version 10.4 so I've heared.
      But the things I didn't like at that old version (it was labelled as a production release) which now might have been fixed, and are unfortunately now found in almoust any OS to some extend, are:

      1. It's a complete memory hog, my iBook came with 128 megs of RAM and OSX installed, it just was _slow_.

      2. It really lags quite a lot. When I had 128 megs of RAM, I could understand that it takes a few seconds between pressing the volume button and the volume actually changing. But with 640 megs it still did the same. Even worse, it did it again when I pressed the button again a few seconds later. Before that iBook I had an old one running MacOS 8.5. The harddisk was actually able to turn itself off while watching movies as I was able to make a ramdisk holding the movie and still make the OS run. And that all on a machine with only 96 megs of RAM.

      3. It's not quite there yet. There are many usability problems, for example all programs beeing not compiled with libreadline support. It really sucks, when you have to retype your lines in bc again.

      4. Many things are extremely non-obvious. For example, imagining running your computer as a webserver. They could have made a folder named "Webserver content" somewhere or stick with /var/httpd/httpdocs or something. Insteadt they used a directory somewhere hidden under /lib. That's just sick. And when you want to edit the settings of Apache, there's no nice dialog, not even a file in /etc/, you have to find your httpd.conf by yourself. Adding a network printer is done by going to http://localhost:631/ despite of there beeing a printer setup dialog.

      MacOSX just became another one of those boring unixoid OSes. And at least that old version was really bad at it. Still, even a good Linux-distribution is not a _lot_ better than this. Some of the points are even solved a lot better by Windows, especially the old versions (Windows 3.11, etc.).

      I really wish Apple would have done this: Develop a thin GUI-less unixoid OS and run MacOS in an older version in a virtualized "machine" (it works, MacOnLinux is doing this for years now), and perhaps move the new main GUI to something based on the Newton OS. Then they would stand out of it. They wouldn't be compared to Linux anymore, they would have something special. Something that worked. Something they could even scale down for pocket sized devices. They could build $40 Macs, connecting to the TV or VGA-monitor. They could even have the first "secure" content protection system by running it in a seperate virtual system.

      This is not intended to bash MacOSX. It's still probably the best commercial operating system there is. But it still has it's quirks and problems. It could have been done better. Things won't change if we just consider things to be "good enought". That "good enought" philosophy has created such ugly things as C(++) leading to masses of malware and worms. (Buffer overruns and stack overflows are only found in C(++) programms)

  7. Innovation by GGardner · · Score: 5, Funny

    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    1. Re:Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Excluding Bell Labs and XEROX, naturally.

    2. Re:Innovation by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      He's using it in a new way.

    3. Re:Innovation by HTL2001 · · Score: 1

      Parent is exactly right. R&D labs can create some optimizations, but original ideas come from outside sources

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    4. Re:Innovation by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      IBM research comes up with some stuff every now and again, as well.

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    5. Re:Innovation by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      I went for an interview at IBM a few years back. They told me at the interview "This is not a research company". IBM is a service company. The research is a tiny part of their work. (And I did get the job, if you were wondering.)

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    6. Re:Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally work for a Large Company that's sinking *millions* into R&D to do something that nobody's done before, that's extremely innovative, and that eventually you'll probably enjoy the advantage of. Unfortunately, like all Large Companies, they have a policy stating that I can't discuss any details. Maybe that's why everyone thinks large companies aren't very innovative, they keep their mouths shut.

    7. Re:Innovation by mfloy · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. A number of companies have excellent R&D labs but what goes into production is often a small fraction of what was invented there. Also alot of the research is "guided" toward profitable results.

    8. Re:Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most appropriate quote EVAR!

    9. Re:Innovation by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Ya, no kidding. Let's try for something a little deeper and farther-reaching than fans and cases...

      How about an operating system that never needs to be rebooted to check/repair disks, or to add/remove software or drivers.

      Also an OS that takes a snapshot of it's "completely loaded" environment (kind of like a laptop hibernation) and store that to HD, so the next time it boots, it just loads the image to a default state, then updates the clock and other housekeeping tasks.

      N.

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    10. Re:Innovation by aminorex · · Score: 1

      So, does the job suck as much as I imagine?

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    11. Re:Innovation by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points for that comment.

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    12. Re:Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You keep using that quote.

    13. Re:Innovation by oldwolf13 · · Score: 1

      Ok... lemme see...

      Windows doesn't need to reboot to check/repair disks.

      Linux doesn't need to reboot to add/remove software/drivers.

      Now I know you have to umount disks to fsck them in linux, but if you chrooted maybe there's a way to do that without rebooting... I dunno, I've actually never tried that. ...what's wrong with just using hibernation? Desktop PCs can used it as well as laptops (look in start -> settings -> control panel -> power options -> hibernation).

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    14. Re:Innovation by Khyber · · Score: 1

      How the fuck did this comment get modded off-topic?

      AFAICT, everything there is perfectly legit, (I would much rather not have to turn my PC off at all to install a new card. I'd like to disable whatever slot I am installing hardware in, then just have the OS turn it back on, scan it, install drivers, and go) plus it's something I do by default, now. (Image my HD after totally installing what I need) Install everything I want/need that I know of, image it, ban access to the HD. True, I have to reset my controls everytime I wanna play Enemy Territory, and keepings logs is fairly next to impossible without saving it to floppy or burning to a CD, but that's something I'm willing to do for security's sake (And for the sake of my shredded sanity.)

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    15. Re:Innovation by Deodat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Inconceivable!

    16. Re:Innovation by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 1

      Really? Try doing a repair on the system drive in windows on a NTFS drive without rebooting...

      Linux doesn't need to reboot to add or remove software or drivers - something I hope will make it's way to Windows eventually.

      The problem with using hibernation is that it requires shutting down your machine in a controlled state. Why can't you make a "startup hibernation image" that's loaded every single time the machine is turned on, rather than when it's powered-off. Stuff like the registry and such would need to be updated at each load to take care of changes since the image was made, but surely there's a way to do this...

      N.

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    17. Re:Innovation by oldwolf13 · · Score: 1

      I think it might just be if you try to repair system files off a system folder, or anything else in use where it needs a reboot... but I could be wrong... be a long time since I did a repair. (also, unsure about surface scanning).

      Come to think of it... maybe I remember having to reboot doing one... I don't know..

      Yes, I agree with you., saving a universal system state is a great idea. There's tonnes of things Windows doesn't need to do after booting... in Linux you could change your init scripts to reflect the current state, but in windows, we're S.O.L.

      For now, however, hibernation works for me, I got the power button to do hibernate, so it's almost as good... with the added benefit of my usual apps are loaded in the state they were in upon boot.

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    18. Re:Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up, it's funny for those of us who get the joke :)

    19. Re:Innovation by slashflood · · Score: 1


      The key with innovation is that it usually doesn't come directly from companies, but rather academic and research based groups. Large companies merely buy and build upon interesting research work in order to create large profits.

      Innovations paid by the tax payer.

    20. Re:Innovation by symbolic · · Score: 1

      Windows doesn't need to reboot to check/repair disks.

      Huh? Just last night I was having a terrible problem with a game that kept freezing my XP system. I opened a DOS prompt and typed 'chkdsk /F', and to my dismay it said that it required "exclusive use" of the HD, and asked if I wanted to schedule this check for the next reboot.

    21. Re:Innovation by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      I quit there long ago. I was working in a marketing group writing demos. Frankly, these people thought I was some kind of super whizzkid just because I could write a few lines of code. Bascially, doing 30 minutes of actual work a day was enough to convince them I was working ultra-hard.

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  8. The two words have been stoppinig new products by varmittang · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Patents, and Lawyers.

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    1. Re:The two words have been stoppinig new products by debrain · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Both patents and lawyers are utilities and have no motivation of their own. While they may stop innovation, they are no more proactive or caring than a wall placed to move water in a certain direction.

      The wall, in this analogy, is placed by someone else. That would almost be the legislators, were it not for the heavy handed corporate lobbying that drives them, who are in turn driven by expectations of greater profit, and fear of lost income, in the absence of their protectionist lobbying. Even that is overly simplistic, given the long history of patents and their perceived positive effects on society, and the prohibitively costly access to judicial representation and remedies by the common person.

      Tongue in cheek, patents and lawyers prevent innovation. The cause, and blame, is much more complex, I humbly submit.

      Would it be hypocritical to find bittorrent absent of copyright infringement, and then lawyers and patents guilty of stymieing innovation? (Or would that be overly simplistic?)

    2. Re:The two words have been stoppinig new products by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'll post two different words:

      Cost and Standards.

  9. This guy is a whiny bastard... by MinutiaeMan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Okay, some things like the USB key to function as a verifier (to avoid needing to plug a disc in for games) are a good idea, but I really think that he's asking a bit too much, too fast. I'm not fully versed in the development of today's hardware, but I do know for a fact that miniaturization costs money. That's the big reason why laptops still cost much more than desktops. Additionally, the wireless data transfer standards are still not sufficiently fast to support purely wireless connections. Sure, there are certain examples, but these are specific (like building 802.11b/g cards into printers?), but in general, stuff like Bluetooth can't handle the kind of speeds that consumers demand these days. And wireless monitors for near-consumer prices? Forget it!

    I don't fault this guy for dreaming -- that's the stuff innovation is made of -- but I do fault him for thinking that companies seem to owe him this technology for some reason...

    (Note: Slashdotted already?)

    1. Re:This guy is a whiny bastard... by pdbogen · · Score: 1

      This is already used, in very expensive high-end software. When I worked for Texas A&M Civil Engineering we had one or two packages that required a USB dongle (used to be serial or parallel dongles) for them to run.

    2. Re:This guy is a whiny bastard... by asavage · · Score: 1

      Some Allen Bradley PLC Software works the same way.

    3. Re:This guy is a whiny bastard... by robolemon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      OK so I want this new system and this new game. Oh OK I just plug in this USB key, I see. Now how do I plug in my joystick? Oh, its a wireless joystick! Everything is wireless now? Cool! ... now where do I plug in this USB key?

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    4. Re:This guy is a whiny bastard... by BillyBlaze · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Actually, instead of requiring either the CD or a USB key to verify games, let's have a system that works equally well - nothing!

      Seriously. That's one area where what the industry needs isn't innovation, it's common sense. There are tons of artificial limits on what we can do that really don't have much basis in reality. There are tons of easy fixes that could be made, and tons of compatibility that could be added, but that for some political reason or other, isn't. Game publishers should stop making me waste five minutes installing the No-CD crack that they know will exist, they should just let me play without a disc. Microsoft should halt its failed attempt to own the web and spend the few months to make IE standards-compliant. Microsoft and Apple both should quit their format squabbles and ship with support for Ogg Vorbis (no effort on their part, the glue is already written). (DRM could be applied at the file level, there's no real advantage to owning the format.) On that subject, the music industry should get the clue with which iTunes's success has been beating them over the head - DRM only works when it's so dilute that it effectively doesn't exist, and therefore it's just an expensive bit of bloat that limits their market.

      And so on. The general idea is, for a variety of really stupid political reasons, from an outsider's perspective, technology is going backwards in a lot of cases. When hard drives were 60MB and games came on 2 floppies, you could install them and then play them without the floppies. Now we have 2000 times that capacity, but you can't do that.

    5. Re:This guy is a whiny bastard... by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1
      Dreaming isn't the problem. This guy just can't write.

      Have you seen an AMD 64 being ran with a fan-less solution? They melt like marshmallows on a campfire.
      Or how about this gem in the very next paragraph...

      Seeing how there are is a nearly frictionless lubricant in Japan, I'm sure that some engineers from these fan manufacturers can conjure up the nerve to walk into the sex shops selling the stuff and just...

      I stopped reading there. The content of the article is not only laughable, but if someone can't be bothered take the time to present a carefully-written article, it means it likely isn't worth the time spent reading.

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    6. Re:This guy is a whiny bastard... by DianeOfTheMoon · · Score: 1

      Or, to keep everyone happy, how about doing the cd check on install?

      The marketing heads get to feel warm and fuzzy for "combating piracy" and I don't have to swear at them for making my games take 5 minutes to start up.

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    7. Re:This guy is a whiny bastard... by realityfighter · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'm all for copy protection. But I think game developers should do it the old school way: Give us a game supplement and make us look up little bits of info at certain points in the game. It's interactive, you only have to go through it once or twice, and you get a cool piece of swag. I still have my Mixnmojo wheel from Monkey Island 2. Heck, it's on my wall.

      Yeah, it can be a pain in the ass. But it also has at least the potential to be fun. Staring at a loading screen for five minutes: not fun. "Now what was her channel number, I have it written down somewhere... Oh yes! It's on the back of the CD case!": funny. Fun. Easy to play through, if you have the CD case. If not, you have to stop playing and look up the code. Yeah, so that won't deter pirates. So what? Nothing else does either.

      I'll gladly play a game that uses the copy protection to add to the game. Heck, I might even pay for it.

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    8. Re:This guy is a whiny bastard... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Microsoft and Apple both should quit their format squabbles and ship with support for Ogg Vorbis

      I don't want to sound like an Apple apologist here, but you do know that Apple ships MPEG-4 audio files, don't you? It's not some proprietary format, it's a recognised industry standard. The only thing proprietary is their DRM (which we would be better off without). Why should they abandon an industry standard in favour of an open source project?

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    9. Re:This guy is a whiny bastard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple ships MPEG-4 because they are one of the patent holders. The more is MPEG-4 successfull, the more money they make.

    10. Re:This guy is a whiny bastard... by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Or, to keep everyone happy, how about doing the cd check on install?

      No, because then you can install it on your friend's computer (or install his copy on yours) and play to your heart's content. Disc checking on installation is essentially the same as no checking at all.

      Note that *I* would support this, but then I'm an end user, not a publisher. Frankly it annoys me that while I can have 20 or 30 games installed at once, I have to keep swapping the damn discs to play them. It annoys me even more that my 5 year old daughter has to keep swapping her discs, and scratching them, losing them, occasionally breaking them... You don't tend to get as many nocd cracks for kid's games, either.

    11. Re:This guy is a whiny bastard... by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

      For which reason, while it may be an open standard by some definition, it's not an open standard in the sense that you can get the standard, write an implementation, and distribute it as open source without paying anyone in countries with software patents.

    12. Re:This guy is a whiny bastard... by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

      I never said they should abandon MPEG-4 or AAC, I said they should also ship support for Vorbis. They should do this because they supposedly care about their customers, and doing this would save some of their customers some time, and it would make things interoperate better. They should support it for the same reason Adobe Photoshop supports PNG - because it makes their software more useful. But they don't, for some political or petty reason, which was exactly my point.

    13. Re:This guy is a whiny bastard... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Actually, you can. If you implement the AAC bytestream without using the Dolby-patented algorithms you don't pay a penny. The PsyTEL AAC encoder does this - it uses its own algorithms to generate the bytestream (and does a better job than the Dolby consumer encoder).

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    14. Re:This guy is a whiny bastard... by DianeOfTheMoon · · Score: 1
      No, because then you can install it on your friend's computer (or install his copy on yours) and play to your heart's content. Disc checking on installation is essentially the same as no checking at all.

      ...which was my point. Most online games these days use license authentication, which if done properly, is what keeps pirating out. For the rest, that cd check can typically be eliminated with about 5 minutes worth of effort as it is, and there is nothing that can be done about it.

      As long as information needs to travel from one location to another(ie CD to game), and you are in control of the origination...it can be hacked.

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  10. Here's a link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    to a mirror showing the next generation computer.

  11. Re:Rove resigns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's amazing. I wasn't sure if it was really going to happen. I hope a new Hot Coffee mod is realized where you can be Karl Rove. What would the character do ?

  12. OLED keyboards by Dracos · · Score: 1

    Aw, somebody already did get to that.

    1. Re:OLED keyboards by 0b501373 · · Score: 1

      That farken rocks!!

    2. Re:OLED keyboards by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 2, Informative

      It would rock even more if it actually existed

    3. Re:OLED keyboards by Dracos · · Score: 1
    4. Re:OLED keyboards by Anarchitect_in_oz · · Score: 1

      It exists.... Just not in mass production.

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    5. Re:OLED keyboards by TheRaven64 · · Score: 0

      Patent pending? I thought patents had to be non-obvious. I had the idea of a keyboard with a display on each key years ago, but didn't think it worth pursuing because the display technology wasn't up to it. I thought about it again when Apple released their back-lit keyboards on the PowerBook, but assumed they had already thought of it so it was less effort to just wait until they released one.

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  13. a commercial operating system... for free by techrunner · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Someone will soon offer an operating system for free. Not Linux, but something like the Mac. Most likely, Google is going to release their own operating system. It won't have more features than Microsoft Windows. It will however, be more stable, and similiar to the Mac which is based on a UNIX core.

    Since it is free, Google won't need to protect a monopoly unlike some other companies. That will encourage further innovation

    I've used Windows, Solaris, and Linux. But if google made an os, I would switch to that pretty quickly.

    1. Re:a commercial operating system... for free by HyperChicken · · Score: 1

      I've used Windows, Solaris, and Linux. But if google made an os, I would switch to that pretty quickly.

      Yeah, you didn't drink the Google koolaid. I mean, you already pledged to switch to Google OS before it is even announced (and likely before they are even working on it).

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    2. Re:a commercial operating system... for free by bogie · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "Most likely, Google is going to release their own operating system."

      No they won't. I think when people say this they haven't really thought about what's involved in marketing a new OS. Google isn't stupid enough to get involved with pushing an OS to compete with Windows, and there is much more money to be made in managing data then putting out an OS that Dell and every other OEM won't touch with a ten foot pole. I know people love to guess on what Google will do next, but trust me it won't be a Free OS that compete with Windows and OSX.

      btw everything you described already happened. Recently someone developed and put out a Commercial OS for Free that was kinda like a Mac, had less features than Windows, was more stable, and had a somewhat Unix-ish core. It was BEos. It was a total failure.

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    3. Re:a commercial operating system... for free by joe90 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Most likely, Google is going to release their own operating system


      Most likely not. More likely is a Google presentation layer sitting on top of an existing OS.
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    4. Re:a commercial operating system... for free by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

      Hmm, it would be nice if this presentation layer were able to do cool things like display formatted content from multiple server on a global network. Maybe it could even have scripting languages, thus allowing Google to not only provide search results and advertising, but also create useful applications. I wonder what such a beast would be called. Firegoogle? GFox?

    5. Re:a commercial operating system... for free by vhogemann · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The funny thing is...

      With so many efforts to bring more usability to both KDE and GNOME, does Google really needs to release an OS? Does they need to worry about what Microsoft is doing to Windows? I don't think so, all of their web-based applications run well on Windows, and even if Microsoft does something nasty to IExplorer there will always be Firefox and Opera.

      The OS itself is becomming less, and less relevant. The applications are what really drives the user needs. And Google has provided lots of web applications that are OS agnostic.

      Thats whats driving Microsoft mad, Google is slowly making Windows NOT relevant.

      Now, imagine a Google plugin that integrates OpenOffice with Gmail, one that allows you to perfectly preview and make simple modifications to your attached documents online. With almost 2.5GB of online storage I could keep all my documents there, and access them from whatever OS I'm using at the moment. This can cause some severe damage to Microsoft, one that wouldn't be easly recovered.

      As long as you can edit, preview and print your documents... does it really matter what OS youre using?

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    6. Re:a commercial operating system... for free by trime · · Score: 1

      I'm going to make a wild guess here that you have no idea how much work goes into creating an OS. A simple kernel isn't that hard, I've written one myself back in the day. Even virtual memory, memory management, the filesystem etc, while probably the most complex things I've ever had to contend with, were not impossible for one person to do in a few years in spare time.

      But the device drivers. Average Joe cannot be expected to write a driver for some hardware he and only 500 other people bought from a company in Taiwan 3 years ago. To some extent, this is part of the problem in Linux; nonstandard hardware is generally supported by manufacturers in Windows first, and other OSs later. Every time a new kernel comes out I'm there checking the change log to see if my network card will finally work with suspend-to-ram yet. (and no, so far it doesn't)

      Apple has a real advantage in the OS world: They have almost total control over the hardware. That's IMO why MacOS can do so well. Windows has a good decade of desktop acceptance. Linux is catching up, but slowly. Why on earth would Google want to try and compete? They may as well try and invent their own language and try and market it as a replacement for English or Chinese.

    7. Re:a commercial operating system... for free by aminorex · · Score: 1

      What is Windows, but a badly debugged collection of device drivers?
      The network is the computer, and Google is it's OS.

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    8. Re:a commercial operating system... for free by CuriosityKilledWHAT · · Score: 1

      Definitely. Generic hardware support is a nightmare, and proprietary hardware would require a lot of infrastructure built up. If anything, they'd be a lot better off teaming up with a company making cheap but powerful hardware that'll be fairly ubiquitous without their help, and not reliant on Microsoft or Apple. That might possibly run a form of Linux. Like...Sony's forthcoming Playstation? Making sure it has a browser that'll fully support Gmail and porting Google Earth to it would be a good start... Running Google Earth on a future PS portable that could connect from anywhere would be pretty awesome too.

    9. Re:a commercial operating system... for free by KillShill · · Score: 1

      it was a total "failure" because microsoft went after it and killed it.

      i don't know if it was brought up in the antitrust trial but it should have been.

      it was a great OS, featuring many things that to this day many os's don't have and other that do tout it as though they're the best things since sliced bread.

      with just a few years of maturing it would have been serious competition to linux, windows, mac and unix.

      to this day, i haven't seen any OS that had the massive multithreading (read immense support for SMP) throughout the entire system.

      that in 1998 you could open up 20-30 video windows and run them all SMOOTHLY on a p2 400. (something the 3-4 ghz cell proc. is boasting of doing though it was just a "demo")

      frankly, it had a ton of potential. all these OS's of the past, including linux and unix are pretty much encumbered with slow multimedia relative to the absolute potential of the hardware.

      anyway..

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    10. Re:a commercial operating system... for free by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

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    11. Re:a commercial operating system... for free by yow2000 · · Score: 1

      But if google made an os, I would switch to that pretty quickly. What apps would you run? But seriously, for Google, the network really is the OS. Beyond search, that's their whole thing. They are actually doing what Sun and Netscape publicized.

    12. Re:a commercial operating system... for free by SleepyHappyDoc · · Score: 1

      Google probably has no real incentive to create or market an OS for us desktop users, but with the mad clustering they have going, I'd bet their customizations and tweaks to their server farm would make for a great distro for large clusters. There's more market for an OS than a desktop....

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    13. Re:a commercial operating system... for free by oldwolf13 · · Score: 1

      aye, BeOS was and still IS a great operating system, kept alive by the Haiku Project, Zeta, and a bunch of other developers.

      However... I no longer run it because the apps aren't there (don't get me started on games).

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    14. Re:a commercial operating system... for free by oldwolf13 · · Score: 1

      It would be called AOL Google.

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    15. Re:a commercial operating system... for free by huge · · Score: 1
      The OS itself is becomming less, and less relevant.
      No, OS is becoming what it's supposed to be - an arbitration layer between hardware and applications. OS itself shouldn't include GUI, or any other UI, for that matter.
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    16. Re:a commercial operating system... for free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're underestimating the power of branding. Nobody would touch BeOS because nobody knew it. GoogleOS on the other hand would instantly be known to more people around the world then Windows is (yes, there are actually people that google from non windows machines).

      And they don't need Dell to touch it, even with a 10 foot pole. It's free and there's a link to download it every time anyone is out to look for some information. Also works on Dell computers.

    17. Re:a commercial operating system... for free by stlhawkeye · · Score: 1

      Not a new OS. A Linux distro. Googlix!

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    18. Re:a commercial operating system... for free by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a film about lesbian jellyfish.

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    19. Re:a commercial operating system... for free by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      That's the point.

      I'm guessing that eventually, Google will sell an Internet Appliance. They will have transferred every app that most end-users care about, such as email, office apps, and music, and so people will simply buy a GoogleBox for less than $100, it will boot a scaled down Linux and Firefox off a tiny hard drive, use Software Suspend and LinuxBIOS so that "Booting" and "Shutting Down" becomes more like "Push the power button and wait 5-10 seconds".

      Basically, a thin client for the Web.

      That leaves... hmm... Gaming and multimedia editing. (Multimedia viewing is already being handled by TiVo and clones.)

      I think that kind of environment would be a lot easier to compete in for something like Linux.

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  14. I got ripped off by Quick+Sick+Nick · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Why has there been such a sudden lack in innovation as of late? Are we in a technological drought?"

    They are 100% right. I have a new dual core processor, with two 7800 GTX's running in SLI, 4 10,000 RPM Raptor Hard Drives in a RAID array running Windows x64 edition.

    But the the real innovation these days is in quieter fans.

    1. Re:I got ripped off by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      True. The only thing that lacks innovation these days terribly is batteries. They are working on fuel cells, but they are far from being as convenient, because they can't be easily "recharged".

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    2. Re:I got ripped off by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      Forgive me for pointing this out, but is seems that every technology you mentioned is a "more of the same" philosophy. Two processors! Two videocards! Four harddrives! And I'll leave win64 to your imagination, largely because I don't have a good enough one for the task.

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    3. Re:I got ripped off by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1

      Where do you get the idea that fuel cells can't be recharged? You just fill up the reservoir. Instant recharge.

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    4. Re:I got ripped off by Kufat · · Score: 1

      And yet your front doorkob still makes use of lock technology that's more than a century old!
      In unrelated news, I have a new dual core processor, with two 7800 GTX's running in SLI, 4 10,000 RPM Raptor Hard Drives in a RAID array running Windows x64 edition.

    5. Re:I got ripped off by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I agree. Moving several-years-old server and workstation technology to the enthusiast market isn't a huge shift, it is simply a nearly inevitable transition, provided the technology benefits from mass production scaling.

      Making something faster in itself is a nice innovation, but it doesn't really change how people use them, it is more evolutionary than revolutionary.

    6. Re:I got ripped off by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 1

      Thus why I put it in quotes. I'm well aware of that. But is it going to be anywhere near as convenient or cheap as just plugging a typical NiMH or similar modern battery into a household charger? And are people going to have Menthynol/Hydrogen piped into there homes or have tanks for this, or are they going to have to stop at the store to get them refilled all the time?

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    7. Re:I got ripped off by nine-times · · Score: 1
      You pick "quieter fans" as the silly part of his article? How about:
      Wouldn't it just be oh-so cool to have a bottle opener or a soda dispenser built into the case without having to do tedious and sometimes ridiculous amounts of modifications?
      So the real innovation these days, the things that computers really need are bottle openers and soda dispensers built into the case. Apparently, though, the problem isn't that you can't get a bottle opener built into the case, but that-- boo hoo-- you would have to make the modification yourself. There aren't any computers being sold with already built-in soda dispensers.

      I hope this kid is joking.

    8. Re:I got ripped off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is better to say it seems like more of the same, but in reality simply to make things faster, hold more, or whatever bigger,better, faster you want to pick. Tend to require considerable improvements and I suppose what you would call innovation.

      Even then, if what you wanted to define innovation as making things possible that were impossible before. There are quite some example of that in recent times as well. From forinstance microscopic sensors to ion drives for spacecraft.

    9. Re:I got ripped off by __int64 · · Score: 1

      Your right people arn't going to store Menthynol/Hydrogen in their homes, that's doubtful. And will probaby be banned by some pork-law. Instead common battery companies are going to suppy the fuel in small pricey ammounts in modular reservoirs. Laptops will run on D reservoirs, or something similar, and everything will cost 5x what it does now.

    10. Re:I got ripped off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey mine already has a couple cup holders.....ooops....damn I burnt myself on my tea! :D

    11. Re:I got ripped off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC SLI video cards (for high end 2d graphic stuff awhile back), 10krpm hard drives, RAID and dual core processors aren't new.

      All you've got is SLI in generic 3d gaming video cards, and 64 bit computing...

    12. Re:I got ripped off by BillyBlaze · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I almost hate to give anybody the idea, but the fuel-cell-battery fuel industry could turn out being exactly like the printer ink industry is now. *shudder*

    13. Re:I got ripped off by calculadoru · · Score: 1

      Dude. If you can afford that kind of box I should think you could afford a decent cooling system as well. Come on now - buy the ticket, take the ride.

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    14. Re:I got ripped off by oldwolf13 · · Score: 1

      What's a bottle opener?

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  15. Innovation by mfloy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The key with innovation is that it usually doesn't come directly from companies, but rather academic and research based groups. Large companies merely buy and build upon interesting research work in order to create large profits.

  16. a better list by iggymanz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1. permanent read/write random-access storage that doesn't spin
    2. ubiquitous ten-megabit wireless networking coast to coast
    3. direct computer to brain link
    4. batteries with 10 times existing capacity, or fuel cell that runs on common cheap organic liquid such as wood alchohol.
    5. common-sense AI knowledgebase/engine to check spreadsheets, documents, databases for obvious errors.

    1. Re:a better list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. permanent read/write random-access storage that doesn't spin

      Back-up tape slide!

    2. Re:A better list by argent · · Score: 1

      If the OS is going to do away with the distinction between "disk" and "RAM", then it can do that without getting rid of physical "disk" and "RAM", thanks to the miracle of virtual memory. That's what Multics was heading for, back in the '60s. You've heard of Multics, right? No? How about Unics?

    3. Re:a better list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now you're talking!

    4. Re:a better list by djChinito · · Score: 1

      Companies like Electrovaya already supply #4, but it costs more and makes your portable computers less portable. I suspect many manufacturers shy away from these type of innovations because people want their stuff cheap. It is one of those nice-to-have things, but not if it means adding $200-$300 extra on each laptop ( specially if the Dell ones are to sell for $700-800 ).

    5. Re:a better list by Omega+Blue · · Score: 1

      1. permanent read/write random-access storage that doesn't spin

      They already had this many moons ago - it is called Bubble Memory. Check some old computer magazines that came out in the early 1980's, Byte is a good one. Anyway, they thought this new gadget would be the end of the clunky, noisy, heavy, easily-damaged HDD. But istead, HDD wiped out Bubble Memory because capacity mattered.

    6. Re:a better list by TheClam · · Score: 1

      "5. common-sense AI knowledgebase/engine to check spreadsheets, documents, databases for obvious errors."

      We've got that. It's called people.

      Soylent AI is made of PEOPLE!!!

    7. Re:a better list by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      oh yes, I remember bubble memory & even core for that matter, what with my age > 40, and there's still other types of experimental magnetic RAM out there. I'm hoping one catches on, the seek times for data are slowing the whole IT world

    8. Re:a better list by zornorph · · Score: 1

      2. ubiquitous ten-megabit wireless networking coast to coast

      Make that _symmetric_ ten-megabit, not the retarded symmetric crap home users are stuck with right now. With symmetric, the users can become content providers, thus creating an explosion of creativity and innovation. Yes, there would also be an increase in the number of warez ftp sites, but I think the amount of good this would create would outweigh the bad.

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    9. Re:A better list by TheLink · · Score: 1

      What would be good for him would be low-cost battery-backed disks. Stick in a lithium battery (that lasts 10 years) into a HDD, add some RAM, and then your disk writing algorithms can be a bit different and perform better since you don't really have to write everything to disk, and data loss rates might actually go down, since when stuff is fsynced to the drive even if it doesn't hit the platters when the power fails, it's still on the battery backed RAM.

      Whereas for most drives out there whilst fsync does mean the data is flushed to the drives, it doesn't mean it is flushed to nonvolatile storage - it could still be on the drive's caches.

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    10. Re:A better list by argent · · Score: 1

      What would be good for him would be low-cost battery-backed disks.

      I was responding to "this will allow the OS to get rid of the (largely unnecessary and unintuitive) distinction between "disk" and "RAM" -- everything just becomes "storage".". The thing about this is that virtual memory already lets you treat everything as "just storage", you don't have to actually have physical silicon RAM to have an API based on mapping storage into your address space. In fact Multics, the system that inspired UNIX, worked that way.

      Multics was ahead of its time: 256 kwords wasn't a large enough address space to pull it off, so they still had to have a file system and they had to develop an overlay mechanism to map large files. But even though Multics ultimately failed, the approach of having the fundamental object the OS looks at being "storage" rather than "files" is very old and entirely orthogonal to how the storage is actually implemented.

    11. Re:a better list by evilviper · · Score: 1

      1. Give me infinitely small, ultra-cheap, limitless storage.
      2. I want ultra-fast internet access, but I don't want to pay for it.
      3. Mix "The Matrix" with "Windows 95" and get the "Blue Brain-Matter of Death"
      4. Limitless power that can be pulled out of the air by a very cheap device.
      5. There's no such thing as an "obvious" error.

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    12. Re:a better list by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Why is #2 only ten megabit?

      The rest of your list is pie-in-the-sky, but there's already pretty ubiquitous 50 megabit wireless on campuses, and 100 megabit exists.

      What about UltraWideBand? That would probably kick the sh!t out of my gigabit.

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    13. Re:A better list by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      The problem with using software abstractions to eliminate the distinction between disk and RAM is that it doesn't eliminate the performance differences: disk access will still be thousands of times slower than RAM access. For some programs, performance may be unimportant, but many programs (games, audio, video, real-time apps, etc) it's critical that the software know when it will be hitting the disk, and when it won't be. So, while I agree that you can make a system that abstracts away the logical differences between disk and RAM, I don't think it would be a very useful system, at least not for the sort of tasks that people like to do on their desktop PCs. Having large-scale persistent storage with the same performance characteristics as RAM, on the other hand, would completely solve the problem.

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    14. Re:a better list by dbIII · · Score: 1
      fuel cell that runs on common cheap organic liquid such as wood alchohol
      It exists, but there are two annoying problems.

      1. Ethanol is regulated because people drink it, and tax on it is a major source of revenue for a lot of governments.

      2. Methanol is poisonous but people will drink it anyway, so it is also regulated. The only real reason to use it is because it is less regulated than ethanol.

      Because of these things a lot of work has gone into trying to make tamper proof cartridges for a fuel cell to be used in mobile phones or whatever, while some years back one was developed where you just needed to pour lab ethanol into a small tank.

    15. Re:A better list by argent · · Score: 1

      The problem with using software abstractions to eliminate the distinction between disk and RAM is that it doesn't eliminate the performance differences: disk access will still be thousands of times slower than RAM access. For some programs, performance may be unimportant, but many programs (games, audio, video, real-time apps, etc) it's critical that the software know when it will be hitting the disk, and when it won't be.

      Real-time applications (and all the applications you listed are real-time) are already compromised by virtual memory. Remember the old sayings: "Memory is like sex, it's better when it's real" and "Virtual Memory means Virtual Performance".

      And yet they seem to work... even when my poor little computer is swapping its heart out.

      You see, techniques that are used to mitigate the already existing problems of virtual memory can be applied here: so long as your working set is in memory, it doesn't matter how your memory is implemented. Simply declare the objects that you will need for the duration of the real-time task as "important", and it will be as good as reading them in.

    16. Re:a better list by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      haha, a big jug of denatured ethanol (a little methanol mixed in so they can put a skull and crossbones on it) is pretty cheap. Some idiots still drink that too. We really need to stop making the world safe for dumb-asses. No protection by law for dumb-asses. No medical coverage for injury sustained while doing a dumb-ass thing. No police or fireman to come rescue you for doing dumb-ass thing. Someone else would be president of the U.S. in that world.

    17. Re:a better list by dbIII · · Score: 1
      haha, a big jug of denatured ethanol (a little methanol mixed in so they can put a skull and crossbones on it)
      That hasn't been done for decades, it killed too many people. Other additives are used now that are as cheap but not as nasty.

      Lab ethanol is very cheap, in bulk it can be less than you would pay at the hardware store for stuff with more water etc. in it - but in a lot of places you have to fill out a lot of paperwork to get it.

    18. Re:A better list by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      Simply declare the objects that you will need for the duration of the real-time task as "important", and it will be as good as reading them in.


      That is a reasonable work-around for systems that must use slow storage. That doesn't mean it wouldn't be nicer to have a system where all storage is fast, and the programmer doesn't have to worry about what is "important".

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    19. Re:A better list by argent · · Score: 1

      That doesn't mean it wouldn't be nicer to have a system where all storage is fast, and the programmer doesn't have to worry about what is "important".

      I've been programming for more than a quarter of a century now. Over this period, the memory hierarchy has gotten deeper, not shallower, and the difference in latency between the processor and storage has increased a millionfold. In the '60s some computers executed directly from rotating storage (cite: The Story of Mel). In the '70s the program and all data fit in physical RAM and the speed difference between registers and memory was small enough for memory-memory architectures to be realistic. Now you have registers mere nonseconds away, three levels of increasingly slower and larger cache, buffers in the RAM chips themselves, local disk, network file systems, and web-served files that can be seconds away. For a gighertz processor, a modest desktop computer in 2005, the ratio between the fastest and slowest storage is a billion to one.

      I don't anticipate a system where "all storage is fast" any time soon.

    20. Re:a better list by phcrack · · Score: 1

      or fuel cell that runs on common cheap organic liquid such as wood alchohol.

      The real problem with the adoption of such technology is that a laptop running on something as volatile as wood alcohol will never be allowed on an aeroplane. I currently get 5 - 6 hours with my iBook so long as I don't compile too much or use the SuperDrive. That's exactly the amount a person on a trans-antlantic flight requires. Battery manufacturers have it pretty much figured out I would think.

    21. Re:a better list by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      That hasn't been done for decades, it killed too many people Dang, you made me feel old. In my grammar school, we played with little balls of mercury with our bare hands too.

    22. Re:a better list by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      because I don't think anything faster would be possible in truly remote parts of the U.S - it would be pie-in-the-sky to get just that. The ev-do rev a standard coming in about 2 years gets to 3.5 mbit

    23. Re:a better list by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      1. I would say biological cells are close to that, I believe someday we'll be storing our info in them. Cheap if you can grow it for free. 2. Someday maybe we'll grow our internet & most other things too. What kind of world if money not needed because everything needed could be grown? 3. eeeek 4. Sounds like sunlight to me. people say solar can't provide the huge energy consumption we have..but what if everything pulled 1/100 the power it did now? (see #1 & #2) 5. heh, all errors become obvious the moment they come back and bite you in the kiester. The ones that never do that don't count.

    24. Re:a better list by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      great news for you, the wood alchohol in the fuel cell will make a flaming puddle or little fireball, while the common laptop battery is a fucking bomb under the right conditions, which any deranged whacko nutjob could easily bring about with the items on the soft drink cart.

  17. Anyone by Cytlid · · Score: 2, Funny

    get the feeling this guy smoked a little too much dope during a Jetsons marathon?

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  18. little guy by sewagemaster · · Score: 2, Informative

    " but then again that's just an opinion from a little guy.".

    no one's going to listen to you if you're a dick ;)

    1. Re:little guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "no one's going to listen to you if you're a dick ;)"

      Thats a crock. Too many listen to Cheney. And he's a big dick!

  19. Things I'd like to see become prevalent by millennial · · Score: 0, Redundant

    1. Large-capacity, solid-state hard drives
    2. What about those HDDs that were being developed where the bits were "standing on end"?
    3. Biometrics instead of passwords
    4. Improvements in voice-recognition software
    5. DECREASED prices on things that shouldn't be as expensive as they are. For example, why do floppy disks often cost ten times as much as CD-Rs?
    6. Large-scale ad-hoc networking. It'd be really nice if you could create a mobile hotspot with a range that increases with every computer that connects. I suppose this would mean that we'd have to make wireless adapters that can operate in ad-hoc and client mode at the same time.
    7. Quantum computers, dammit!

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    1. Re:Things I'd like to see become prevalent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As to number 5:
      A) Floppy disks cost more to make
      B) Supply and demand

    2. Re:Things I'd like to see become prevalent by waffffffle · · Score: 1

      Why do you care that floppy disks cost so much? Why are you even using them? The floppy has been dead since 1998. And there is a good reason that the floppy costs more than the CD-R. Take a floppy apart and look at all the different pieces involved. The CD-R is one piece of plastic. It is far cheaper to produce.

    3. Re:Things I'd like to see become prevalent by tehcrazybob · · Score: 1

      5. DECREASED prices on things that shouldn't be as expensive as they are. For example, why do floppy disks often cost ten times as much as CD-Rs?

      The price here isn't related so much to the usefulness of the product as to the complexity. A floppy has two shell halves, a sliding door, retained by a spring, and a moving disk in the center, with a metal hub in the middle of that, and a movable write-protect switch. That's seven parts, most of which move. A CD, on the other hand, is a few layers of plastic.

      I'd much rather see CDs that could be written as easily and used in the same situations as floppies, thereby destroying the need for floppies altogether.

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    4. Re:Things I'd like to see become prevalent by kinzillah · · Score: 1

      There exist numerous DLA packages which provide this functionality.

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    5. Re:Things I'd like to see become prevalent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's a floppy disk?

    6. Re:Things I'd like to see become prevalent by doormat · · Score: 1

      2. What about those HDDs that were being developed where the bits were "standing on end"?

      Coming out at the end of the year. In fact I thing Seagate has their momentus drives out very soon.

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    7. Re:Things I'd like to see become prevalent by millennial · · Score: 0, Redundant

      The CD-R is not plastic - it's plastic, metal, protective acrylic coating, and, sometimes, ink.

      I care about floppy disks because some schools still use them. One of my professors makes us turn in our VB .NET homework on a floppy. If it were left up to me, I'd never use floppies. You can hold over 1000 times as much data on 3 CDs for $1 as you can on one floppy for $1. It's ridiculous, really.
      On that note, why do Jaz, Zip, etc. disks cost so much?

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    8. Re:Things I'd like to see become prevalent by millennial · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the heads-up. I've been looking forward to those ever since I read about them here.

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    9. Re:Things I'd like to see become prevalent by tricorn · · Score: 1

      When diskettes ("floppies" are 5.25" or 8", with a few minor other formats; diskettes are the ones with the hard plastic cases, no longer "floppy") first came on the market, it was about $50 for a pack of 10. Eventually you could buy a box of 100 for about $5. Now they're back up to $10 for a box of 10? That's amazing.

    10. Re:Things I'd like to see become prevalent by tricorn · · Score: 1

      They were, at one time, less than $0.10 each. If they're more expensive now, it is because there is no longer much competition for them. The only people who use diskettes now are people who really need them, so I guess the price can go up and people have to put up with it.

    11. Re:Things I'd like to see become prevalent by doormat · · Score: 1

      Yea, it'll be a while before you see 1TB+ HDs (2008), however I would expect 600-750GB HDs throughout next year based on perpendicular recording. (For reference, Hitachi 500GB drives have just started to show up in the channel, and it is expected that other HD manufacturers will have 500GB drives out by the end of the year).

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    12. Re:Things I'd like to see become prevalent by millennial · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Well, many places sell them individually for $1 each. That's what I was basing it on.

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    13. Re:Things I'd like to see become prevalent by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Odd, I was sure that the "diskette" on the 3.5 inch floppys was pretty floppy. The "hard plastic case" is the container, the disk was floppy.

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  20. faster load up by aendeuryu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I want faster load ups. I want a machine that turns on and boots instantaneously. I want games to start running the moment I double-click on them. I want my 2 GHz chip with its generation of software to perform quicker than my 400 MHz chip did with its generation of software.

    Ok, I understand we can't all get what we want, so I want to know why what I want isn't happening.

    1. Re:faster load up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have that already. It is called Standby. My system comes back in less time than it takes for my CRT to warm up.

    2. Re:faster load up by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me like basically you want in the short term a faster hard drive, and in the long term, non-mechanical fast permanent storage.

    3. Re:faster load up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, not a faster hard drive, but OS on ROM. Then there is no boot up. The old 8 bit computers e.g. Commodore 64 (I had an Amstrad 6128) were great in this way. Your microwave has a CPU and doesn't boot so why should your PC?

    4. Re:faster load up by Jessta · · Score: 1

      fast startup ey?
      The problem with software is that people always want to much from it. This always comes at the cost of speed.
      If you only used text based apps then you'd have your fast startup.

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    5. Re:faster load up by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1
      My microwave's CPU* has two functions - turning the microwave on and off, and telling me what time it is. Only one of these functions is even necessary. I will never, as long as I live, need the CPU in my microwave to do anything else. The company that manufactured the microwave has made hundreds of thousands of other microwaves that were identical to mine, and they used the same ROM for all of them, because it is cost effective and fulfills all the necessary requirements.

      My computer, however has almost infinite functions, and I'd be pretty pissed if I couldn't do any of them. I'm always requiring my computer to do different things; I have several OSs loaded, I keep them updated, and in the future I might want to run others. My computer is a hodge-podge of mostly-modular parts that was put together by me, and there is only one just like it. Even Wal-mart PCs have more variety than microwaves. Because my computer has all these requirements, storing the OS on a ROM chip wouldn't work.

      *Actually my microwave has a mechanical timer and power dial, and probably no CPU - it was the cheapest one Wal-mart had last year. Which means it's EMP-safe. We should just make computers out of dials, springs, and levers. My microwave can survive nuclear war, why can't your PC?

    6. Re:faster load up by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The old 8 bit computers e.g. Commodore 64 (I had an Amstrad 6128) were great in this way.

      The old 8 bit computers also all had identical, known hardware, so there was no need for driver updates. They were far less complex, so there was far less chance of bugs. They were far less interconnected (if at all), so far less chance of (exploitable) security holes.

      Likewise, as another poster points out, your microwave does essentially nothing compared to your PC. A better comparison would be a satellite receiver or PVR. I've had one of each, and they both take a non-significant amount of time to boot before they're usable. In fact, my gut feeling is that they take around as long as my PC.

      Having the OS on some sort of non-volatile storage would be good for fast boots, but how often do you boot your PC? I boot my home one once per day, and my work one once in a blue moon. The advantages of that sort of a system just don't outweigh the potential problems associated with it, for me at least.

    7. Re:faster load up by srleffler · · Score: 1

      Just use Hibernate instead of Shut Down. On modern computers it works great. You can also configure the power button to put the computer into Hibernation, so a single press puts it to sleep and another wakes it up.

    8. Re:faster load up by Mechcozmo · · Score: 1

      Instant Wake from Sleep. Featured on Macs for at least 6 years. Works like a charm. My iMac G4 hit a 54 day uptime once. Instead of shutting down, I just go to sleep. Works great.

  21. How about? by elgee · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about websites posted in slashdot that would not get slashdotted? Now that would be innovative.

    1. Re:How about? by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      I think by definition that's impossible. Hell, on the day of the London bombs, Reuters' website was slashdotted, so it happens to the best of us....

      It wouldn't be hard, however, for the /. devs to put in code that automatically converts all links to coral cache. :)

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    2. Re:How about? by kgruscho · · Score: 1

      /. has devs? They must do a lot of "innovating".

    3. Re:How about? by kv9 · · Score: 1
      It wouldn't be hard, however, for the /. devs to put in code that automatically converts all links to coral cache. :)

      it wouldnt be smart either.

  22. My idea for a good PC innovation... by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I was motivated, I'd patent this and make something of it, but too lazy. the Power and maybe data cables of computer cases should be integrated into the case. This is mostly due to my like of windows (The physical, not binary type. Linux all the way) and modding a case, and that too many wires uglify the inside of my case. I think it's a good idea. Just have contacts somehow built into the drive bays so that you can just plug a drive in, and it'll run without having to fiddle with wires.

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    1. Re:My idea for a good PC innovation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever seen the inside of a PowerMac G5?

      http://www.apple.com/powermac/design.html

    2. Re:My idea for a good PC innovation... by KylePflug · · Score: 1

      Ever tried to significantly upgrade a G5 on your own?

  23. 5 inoovations by ulfjens58 · · Score: 1

    1= flash start up ie no booting at all 2) Superior power access ratio compared to size of task ie start photoshop in a flash 3 more of the same

    1. Re:5 inoovations by D1rtyBa5t4rd · · Score: 1

      1= Suspend To Ram, check your BIOS for ACPI S3 support

  24. Slashdotted by foo+fighter · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's slashdotted, but here's my top three wishes:

    1. PCs that finally boot from USB and FireWire.
    2. PCs that can boot into target disk mode.
    3. PCs that go to sleep and wake up instantly.

    My Mac laptops have had this for many years -- a decade already? -- but I still can't find any PCs that have this standard. This is brain dead stuff that should be there but isn't. Come on PC manufacturers, catch up before you try and "innovate".

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    obviously no deficiencies vs. no obvious deficiencies
    1. Re:Slashdotted by KylePflug · · Score: 1

      My three year old Tablet PC can do one and three out of the box.

    2. Re:Slashdotted by qyiet · · Score: 1

      1. PCs that finally boot from USB and FireWire...My Mac laptops have had this for many years -- a decade already?

      How quickly they forget.. In 1996 Apple.com had this baby on the front page. I guess it *may* boot from usb, but I'm not sure how you would get it to, as I can't figure out where to put the plug in.

    3. Re:Slashdotted by radish · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what target disk mode is, but the other 2 have been common place on PCs for at least a couple of years.

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    4. Re:Slashdotted by radish · · Score: 1

      It's bad form to reply to myself, but you can do firewire networking (giving essentially the same functionality as TDM) in Windows.

      More.

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    5. Re:Slashdotted by chadseld · · Score: 2, Informative

      Disk target mode turns your computer into an external firewire hard drive. Though this sounds silly ($2000 comp -> $100 HD) it is super useful when performing backups, first-aid, disaster recovery etc...

      As for the quick sleep/wake. In my experience, the PC world has only had 'reliable' sleep mode since WinXP SP2. Your results may have been different.

    6. Re:Slashdotted by MacDork · · Score: 1
      1. PCs that finally boot from USB and FireWire.

      If you're talking about Windows XP machines, wouldn't the Product Activation prevent that from happening? It's not like you could carry an iPod with a boot-able copy of XP on it since every time you plugged it into a new machine, it would demand reactivation... no?

    7. Re:Slashdotted by dspisak · · Score: 1

      Target disk mode works OUTSIDE of the OS. That is, when you turn on the Mac you hold down the T key and the system skips booting into OS X and runs in a special mode supported by the OpenFirmware on the Firewire-capable Macs at which point your Mac can be plugged into another Mac or PC via FireWire and it looks like a standard external harddrive to the computer connecting to it. This is mighty useful for working on disks with messed up filesystems that won't boot into OS X or you have some need to quickly mirror the contents of a Macs disk to another, etc.

      And no, I've yet to run into a single PC that could do that as of yet. Maybe when the EFI standard becomes more widely adopted it will finally happen.

    8. Re:Slashdotted by chadseld · · Score: 1

      That's no good if you're trying to repair a dead PC. Disk Target Mode and Boot-From-FireWire are used mostly for disaster recovery.

    9. Re:Slashdotted by KillShill · · Score: 1

      no, sleep has been reliable for me and others for quite a while, at least since win2k.

      buggy device drivers usually are the culprit or the device physically not in compliance with acpi.

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    10. Re:Slashdotted by Khyber · · Score: 1

      1. PCs that finally boot from USB and FireWire. We've already got that. Go check your BIOS and go look up under your boot order/devices. On my little supermicro p4sda+ mobo (Award/Pheonix BIOS) I can boot from USB-HDD. TYVM. Oh, and my bios natively sees the Panasonic D-Snap CAMERA as a bootable SD storage device. (It counts as a USB HDD when plugged in) And Yes, you're right, MACs can boot from Firewire. Command+N on bootup sequence, If memory serves me right. As for Number 2, Why? Number 3. Mac's do it. PC's could do it if Windows wasn't so stuck on dumping everything to HD in hibernation mode, when (as NATURE DOES when squirrels/bears hibernate) Just shut down and use MINIMAL POWER to keep things running. (In other words, keep that shit in ram and only use enough power essential to keeping that memory in the ram)

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    11. Re:Slashdotted by foo+fighter · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's reliable.

      But it takes almost as long to wake from sleep or hibernate on a PC as it does to boot up.

      On my Macs, waking from sleep is basically instantaneous.

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    12. Re:Slashdotted by foo+fighter · · Score: 1

      Really?

      None of the Dell, Gateway, or Compaq/HP machines we looked at buying this Spring offered booting from anything that wasn't ATA/SATA/floppy except the Dells that allowed booting from USB as an option hidden in the BIOS that had to be turned on.

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    13. Re:Slashdotted by foo+fighter · · Score: 1

      Firewire booting wasn't an option on any of the Dells, Gateways, or Compaq/HPs we looked at purchasing this Spring.

      USB-booting was only an option on the Dells, but it was buried in the BIOS config menu and had to be turned on manually.

      Sleep doesn't work on PCs. I use PCs for a living, but have two Macs at home. Macs do sleep right.

      You come across as a PC fan-boy/apologist

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      obviously no deficiencies vs. no obvious deficiencies
    14. Re:Slashdotted by Khyber · · Score: 1

      I have reasons for being a PC Fanboy. I used to work for an Apple laptop repair depot here in Memphis. You obviously have no clue how bad things really were with Powerbooks. Allow me to enlighten you, by repeating what I've said and shown proof of several times before here on /.

      Apple prices = outrageous. Why? One out of every three systems manufactured actually works as it's suppoed to off the line. Apple spends more money refurbishing those other two failed systems, and out of that, only one of those will work reliably, albeit minor errors (number marching in Cashmere burn-in test on the RAM fails by one bit, USB fails to init properly, firewire sporadic, etc. The list goes on and on.) And let's not forget how many board revisions had to be made because of the onboard ATi graphics conflicting with newer versions of Mac OS X, while we're at it, so of course, customers had to send in their already working laptops for more repair jobs.

      Secondly, note all the problems Apple's had with some of their stuff. The iPod battery only lasting 18 months, laptops using magnesium in the casing and catching fire (Bet that was a nice RMA call, I've never seen one come thru the depot before but I'm sure one or two have been thru there indeed,) battery problems in the laptop, overheating issues in the titanium G4 notebooks, the list goes on and on of what I've seen in the depot.

      Third, Apple lies. If you've ever sent in any Mac product for a repair, you no doubt have seen that letter that says "All of our work is done by Apple-certified technicians. Got news for you; that's a big lie. I don't have any Apple certifications, yet I was doing function testing, repair, and burn-ins on every laptop I handled. Don't believe me? Come to Memphis. I'll take you directly to that depot for a little tour. Start asking questions. The answers will AMAZE you.

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    15. Re:Slashdotted by toddestan · · Score: 1

      1. PCs that finally boot from USB and FireWire.

      Last time I checked, Macs can't boot from USB, just firewire.

    16. Re:Slashdotted by KillShill · · Score: 1

      i've never timed my standby to desktop before but i just did... 5 seconds.

      i can only dream of an OS that !boots! in 5 seconds. hell even Beos took 15 secs.

      i would still call that instantaneous.

      your mileage may vary.

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  25. It was mainly satiracle! by Dangerouslycheesy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Hey all, I'm the writer of the article and I just want to make a few things clear:

    This list is just mainly things I personally have gripes with in the industry, not so much a "What's most important to do in the next 5 years" article.

    I agree with you guys on the fact that there are many leaps and advancements in a lot of the technology sectors but I must say that in many ways, innovation and new ideas are not coming out like they used to.

    It's great that they are building on the present technology but how many years do we expect them to re-tool the "same" thing over and over again until we demand something better and completely new?

    Call my article bad or the "worst article ever" but again, this is just a playful list of things I personally would like to happen in the next 5 years and I would of included at least 10 more things but I'm a lazy bastard and I wrote the thing at nearly 3 A.M. before passing out on my desk.

    Just...take it [the article] for what it is and try to honestly and truthfully discuss your ideas and wants for the future, because if no one talks about this sort of thing then things will just keep looking the same for the next decade without any real considerable change.

    1. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the writer of the article's boss. You're fired.

    2. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by Saxton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Call my article bad or the "worst article ever" but again, this is just a playful list of things I personally would like to happen in the next 5 years and I would of included at least 10 more things but I'm a lazy bastard and I wrote the thing at nearly 3 A.M. before passing out on my desk.

      If you really were the person that wrote the article, which I am not disputing, perhaps you should have been drinking Sparks instead of whatever it was you were getting inebriated with.

      Secondly, you spelled satirical wrong. In fact, I don't honestly believe your article was "mainly satiracle (sic)." If it was satire, you probably at this point would know how to spell it and you could have used the space to make it humorous! It wasn't funny. Satire doesn't always have to be funny, but in a case like this, IMHO it should have been.

      So that said, you should have been drinking SPARKS. Would have been a laugh.

      On a more serious note, if you wanted honestly to spur discussion on innovation, you could have had us write the article for you. Try the "Ask Slashdot" feature. Out of the 400 troll posts you could find 5 "Insightful" and probably even 5 "Interesting" ideas on innovation.

      Have fun. Meow.

      -Aaron

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    3. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by Dangerouslycheesy · · Score: 2, Informative

      :) I won't argue that my spelling is attrocious. I've never actually had Sparks but I've heard of it, is it really any good? Hahaha, send some over to me if you have the dough and I'll write an article about how well it goes down ;) As for the "Ask Slashdot feature..." I'll definately do that but for this instance I didn't ask to be Slashdotted, someone else /.'ed me :( Thanks.

    4. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      "in many ways, innovation and new ideas are not coming out like they used to."

      In what ways? Like they used to, when?

      "I would of included at least 10 more things but I'm a lazy bastard and I wrote the thing at nearly 3 A.M. before passing out on my desk."

      Brilliant.

      "try to honestly and truthfully discuss your ideas and wants for the future, because if no one talks about this sort of thing then things will just keep looking the same for the next decade without any real considerable change."

      You're a technologist or a marriage counselor?

    5. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fair enough, but please do not write any more articles at 3am...

    6. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What is this, product placement for Sparks?!

    7. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by natrius · · Score: 2, Funny

      Slashdot UIDs over 900000 make me seem authoritative.

    8. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by 1u3hr · · Score: 3, Funny
      Hey all, I'm the writer of the article

      Since your server is fucked and none of the usual mirrors have a complete copy, how about pasting the whole artilce here? Then we could abuse you for what you actually said.

    9. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by banuk · · Score: 1

      i was gonna mod this funny, but then I realized this might actually be the author, so you're just trying to cover your ass for the article?

    10. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      worst article ever

      Not really, it would take a mind-bendingly bad article to top some in the past, but I don't think innovation has slowed down and your complaints seem entirely negligible and pointless to me.

      Additionally, writing an article at 3 A.M. is not a very good excuse, but the real crime is that your article ended up on the front page.

      Again, bad article, but it sparked some good conversation and it's not your fault it actually got posted.

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    11. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by Dangerouslycheesy · · Score: 1

      You know what? After actually hearing all the hate that people apparently have over my article all I have to say is: Right your own article and see how it fairs on ./ I offer no apology for it anymore.

    12. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by EEBaum · · Score: 1

      And yet you can't spell "satirical"?

      If you are, indeed, the person who wrote the article, what are you doing buying Thermaltake fans and expecting a quiet box? Do some research before cooling your CPU with a hairdryer.

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    13. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by Dangerouslycheesy · · Score: 1

      1.) Yes. Discredit me and throw away the artical because I forgot an "i." 2.) The fans I purchased were indeed reasearched before purchase. They were said to offer near 25db operational sound yet for a stable experience they need to be cranked at hi which is somewhere in the ballpark of 47db. In general, if fan manufacturers used better lubricant, then many complaints of having a loud desktop would be solved.

    14. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      my spelling is attrocious.
      "atrocious" : P

      Learn something new every day...
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    15. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you write a sensible article, no apology would be necessary.

    16. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'artical', 'reasearched'.. how about this for an innovation- slashdot adds a spell checker for lazy assed posters. yay!

    17. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by wallior · · Score: 1

      I couldn't read the entire article, and I don't necessarily agree with the suggestions of new ideas within what I read. However, having said that I agree with the idea that new technologies and gizmos have been released rather slowly.

      I think technology hasn't been able to keep up with innovation. People may have the idea, but not the means to implement it.

      I suppose discussions could revolve around what could be improved and how, or what new products could be created from existing technologies. To beat up the author like this doesn't encourage people to discuss their thoughts openingly.

      -- My mother always said: "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."

    18. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by EEBaum · · Score: 1

      Contrarily, my Zalman 7000 currently runs at 1700 RPM, staying very quiet and keeping my Athlon64 system at a stable 43C on this warm summer day under load. Manufacturers' specs aren't the best place to do research. I have 3 fans in my case, including power, due to carefully selected components. You can have it now, no innovation required.

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    19. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      how about pasting the whole article here?

      And he did post it, here.

    20. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by jjoyce · · Score: 1

      And I'm God.

    21. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by Eugene · · Score: 1

      It's not new idea being released slowly, it's new idea being ADOPTED slowly.

      USB, firewire, DVD-ROM/R/RW all have been around for quite a few years, but only the last couple years we've seen it actually being *utilized*(yeah, you can buy the computer with all those, but when it came out, no one has anything to plug it in). even now it's not a complete replacement of older technology yet. (your computer still have PS2 connects for keyboard, mouse, serial, and parallel port....) Most of the software still come with CD rather then DVD..

      and there are problem of trying to be the first one in the market, since those bleeding edge technology cost a lot of money, it won't be easy to sell your idea to the mass public (I remember the first USB flash drive, 32MB cost around $200, now you can get 2GB for less then that).

    22. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
      Secondly, you spelled satirical wrong.

      I thought satiracle was iSpeak for "satirical article" :)

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    23. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My god, I think you meant satirical

    24. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by YomikoReadman · · Score: 1

      Anyone who wrote an article on tech improvements could have done better with a modicum of research and thought involved. As it stands, what you wrote was nothing more than an uninformed bitchfest about everything you didn't like.

      As it's been pointed out by at least a dozen others, there are quieter fans. There are smaller HDDs; however, they're not nearly as fast and don't have near the storage capacity of the larger drives. The case mods you're talking about are flat out retarded; buy a mini-fridge and stick it beside your PC or under your desk. Thinkgeek sells a really nice, small one, by the way. USB keys are out there, and then there's always CAC card access for logins. I use one of those at work and love it. As for Wireless everything, short of power, that's all out there too. I have wireless keyboards, mice, headphones, etc.

      So, in short, the problem here is that you're a lazy moron who couldn't be bothered to take the time to do some research and do a proper write up on tech innovations that would be nice to see over the next 5 years. Now you're getting flamed for it, and rightfully so after that horrible flamebaiting troll of an article.

      Cheers.

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    25. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by Dangerouslycheesy · · Score: 1

      You clearly didn't read my article because if you had then you wouldn't of said a word about the USB key idea nor the combination of different devices with the PC case. I wasn't discussing those specific ideas (food dispenser or bottle opener) but rather the idea of incorporating more functionality into cases (again, if you had read the whole thing, you would of realized this).

      I appreciate your input though and perhaps I might actually spend a week or so doing a thorough investigatory op ed on this subject when you offer me the money to do so. Until then, have fun waisting your obviously genius mind on offensive and abusive statements to people that like to share their opinions on the internet, you truly are using that massive brain of your for good.

    26. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by Politburo · · Score: 1

      What's with the astroturfing for sparks? IMO, it's pretty general. It's basically a red bull malt liquor, and it tastes like cough syrup. It's an OK way to start the evening, but I was warned when I purchased a case to not drink more than 3 in a day (it contains taurine, among other things). I'll stick to PBR.

    27. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by JohnG307 · · Score: 1

      "...but I'm a lazy bastard and I wrote the thing at nearly 3 A.M. before passing out on my desk."

      Why the hell is this an excuse? I am so sick and tired of people passing off shoddy work and then saying, "Well I was tired when I did it so give me a break." You think if I turned in a load of crap to my boss and said that, he'd cut me any slack?

      If it's no good, it doesn't matter what time you wrote it or how lazy you are, that doesn't excuse subpar performance. You are a lazy bastard, your article was written at 3am, and you acknowledge that the quality of the article reflects this, and as such, it should never have even been submitted.

    28. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by YomikoReadman · · Score: 1
      Actually, I did read the entire article; You yourself posted it. You were the one who mentioned better use of USB key functionality, in the form of keys.
      4.) More use of the USB storage keys -- If you're like me, then you game on your PC. A lot. And also like me, you must absolutely despise having to keep the damn game disk within the drive all day long. Well, grief no more because I have a handy dandy solution that would not only please you and me but also the game corporations and that idea is: Keep all necessary verification data on a single USB storage key! Simple, right!? Of course it is! Game publishers can each make available a custom "Game Key" that would hold the same information that a CD/DVD of the game would hold for simple "ownership verification." It would kill the need for no-cd patches and be an absolute hit for any avid gamer. Think of it, you could have a custom "EA" USB key that holds verification data on every single current EA game out there and you could "unlock" a game on the key by simply running a registration program or during the initial installation. Genius, isn't it? I know. It simply baffles me as to why game developers and publishers would skip an idea such as this. I'm sure some people would say that this would simply be unsafe and lead to easier access for pirates to do their thang' but in all actuality, it's just as safe, if not safer than using disk verification. Also, if you don't want to buy or have a separate USB key for each game publisher, then I propose one company which would collectively hold an agreement with game makers, to sell and manage this entire system. Gamespy is one company that certainly comes to mind. As for production fees, it really isn't too expensive to make an 8MB-32MB USB memory key anymore, in fact, I see them being given away by software companies looking to spread their product. It's no excuse.
      Look familiar? It should. As for increases in case functionality, such as beverage dispensers/bottle openers and other ridiculous ideas, again that was all you.
      2.) Cases with more functionality -- Haven't you even dreamt of having your case double as a food/drink dispenser as well? Of course you have! Wouldn't it just be oh-so cool to have a bottle opener or a soda dispenser built into the case without having to do tedious and sometimes ridiculous amounts of modifications? I mean, the possibilities are quite endless really when it comes to being a dispenser and it wouldn't necessarily be all that hard. It doesn't have to stop at food either, I mean how many of you have or use the phone near your computer? Well, why not combine the two!? Wouldn't it just be so cool to have a fully functional phone right there on your case? There would be no need to get up ever again except for bathroom breaks but they have bags and jugs for that anyways, right?
      That should look familiar as well.

      As for that load of BS about me paying you to do proper research, which doesn't take a week; I could research and write an article better than that drivel while doing laundry. Oh, and if you need a link to what YOU posted to remind you have how absolutely shitty that so-called article you wrote was, here it is:

      Link

      Insofar as me wasting my genius on being offensive, I think you should consider that 'people in glass houses should not throw stones' You've spent a goodly portion of your time in this thread flaming people for pointing out your own fallacies.

      In short, you shouldn't need some sum of money to take a few hours to do some actual, proper research before writing a tech opinion piece and submitting it to slashdot; AFAIC it's part of *gasp* good journalism.

      So, until you can do that, do all of us here a favor. STFU and GTFO. While you're doing that, start running your posts through a spellcheck, or at least preview them and proof for errors. Or would I need to pay you for that too?

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    29. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by Dangerouslycheesy · · Score: 1

      I would love to read an article of yours. Email it to me and post it here in the next hour as I am just dying to read it.

    30. Re:It was mainly satiracle! by pengolodh · · Score: 1

      "I would of included at least 10 more things but I'm a lazy bastard and I wrote the thing at nearly 3 A.M. before passing out on my desk." Please don't say "would of." It's "would have."

  26. Should always be on the list by dbouius · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A better mouse trap.

    (For the mice with legs, and teath)

  27. How about... by Apathetic1 · · Score: 1

    Where's my desktop batteries? It'd be really nice to be able to count on my machine not droping because of a momentary power interruption. This is one reason I find myself using my laptop more and more.

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    My username does not make me Apathetic. It's irony, get it?

    1. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called a UPS.

    2. Re:How about... by Xikteny · · Score: 0

      They already have those. They're called UPSs (Uninterruptible Power Supplies).

    3. Re:How about... by softends · · Score: 1

      Speaking of innovations, why do we even have power interruptions anymore? The electricity that runs through our neighborhoods should run on a better system than a series circuit.

    4. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Where's my desktop batteries?

      Naaa, that is only relevant for third-world countries with flawky power supply like Uganda, Afghanistan or California.

    5. Re:How about... by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Of course it's called a UPS. The question is, why isn't it built into the bloody power supply.

    6. Re:How about... by stuartkahler · · Score: 1

      Um, there's these things called Uninterruptible Power Supplies (UPS). Start at around $50 for a 5 minute supply to your desktop computer. As low as $20 on black friday. They've been on the store shelves at best buy for at least 7 years.

      I have 4 in my house: 2 computers and 2 Tivos (you lose about 5 minutes of recording while the machine reboots and acquires the signal again). They're fantastic if the power lines coming into your house aren't so reliable. I also plug a compact flourescent light into one that stays on permanently. When the power went out for 12 hours last year, I had light for 6 hours before I switched to the second UPS.

    7. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they're too damn big!

    8. Re:How about... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Um, there's these things called Uninterruptible Power Supplies (UPS). Start at around $50 for a 5 minute supply to your desktop computer"

      My laptop lasts for four hours when there's "a power failure". I would love for my desktop to have at least 30 minutes of capacity. UPS's aren't sufficient for that kind of demand.

      It's not the most important thing int he world to me, but I agree with the other poster that it's an enticing feature. That's one of the main reasons that my next desktop will likely be a laptop.

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    9. Re:How about... by Apathetic1 · · Score: 1

      Precisely. Thank you.

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      My username does not make me Apathetic. It's irony, get it?

    10. Re:How about... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      UPS. The question is, why isn't it built into the bloody power supply.

      Becasue people would have things like hot water heaters, air-cons and electric ovens connected to them and drain them in a few seconds.

    11. Re:How about... by stuartkahler · · Score: 1

      He only asked about short power failures. Five minutes should be enough to ride out every power failure except for about one per year.

      You can get UPSes that last 30 minutes for around $150. That's quite long enough to transfer the power cable to your gas powered generator.

    12. Re:How about... by uberdave · · Score: 1

      How many hot water heaters, air conditioners, and electric ovens run off a computer power cable?

    13. Re:How about... by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      Just for anyone else out there who doesn't know what a power supply is, it's a box built into the computer case that turns the wall socket AC into the steady DC the computer needs. You don't plug other things into it. A UPS, on the other hand, often has printers and lamps and subwoofers and whatnot hooked up to it because it has lots of inviting AC plugs.

      With automatic hibernation and a built-in small UPS, no other peripherals would need power in order to preserve data, which is the most essential function of a UPS. Batteries wouldn't really be needed, either - pretty soon supercapacitors will be cheap enough to do the job.

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    14. Re:How about... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      for anyone else out there who doesn't know what a power supply is,

      From that I guess you and the OP were talking about a COMPUTER power supply, not the household one that the ambiguity of his phrasing suggested to me. Try not to assume I'm completely stupid because I couldn't read his mind.

    15. Re:How about... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      How many hot water heaters, air conditioners, and electric ovens run off a computer power cable?

      The OP didn't say "computer power supply"; he actually said "bloody power supply". Sorry I'm not au fait with this technology, in my ignorance I assumed he was referring to mains power, as data centres and the like have backups (generators, etc) for.

    16. Re:How about... by blane.bramble · · Score: 1

      Just for anyone else out there who doesn't know what a power supply is, it's a box built into the computer case that turns the wall socket AC into the steady DC the computer needs.

      Wrong. That is the PSU - or Power Supply Unit. In other words, the unit that supplies the power. Certainly in this part of the world, to anyone who knows a bit about electricity, "power supply" refers to the power coming into a building.

      Batteries wouldn't really be needed, either - pretty soon supercapacitors will be cheap enough to do the job.

      Care to back this up with some evidence - Have you seen the size of 1 farad capacitors, and seen how little power they really store?

    17. Re:How about... by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      You are overestimating your knowledge. I had Horowitz and Hill's undisputed bible, "The Art of Electronics", open on my desk as usual, so I checked the index. "Power supply" refers exclusively to sources of DC power in TAoE. The AC mains are called simply "power lines" or referred to more specifically with voltage, e.g. "120V AC". I don't know why you think sticking the officious little word "unit" on the end of the common term "power supply" makes a difference. To me the word "unit" simply suggests that it is being treated as a black box component rather than as a mutable part of the circuit design. In context you could refer to the AC mains as "the power supply", but when used by an electronic engineer without qualification, the term means a circuit which provides a local source of DC, most often one which derives its own power from an AC input.

      As for supercaps, the carbon aerogel Cooper-Bussman PowerStor 2.5V 50F (0.025ohms @ 1kHz, 18.5mm dia.x 42 mm height) caps are available for $17.26 ea / qty. 100. (http://dkc3.digikey.com/PDF/T052/0919.pdf, http://www.cooperet.com/products/products.cfm?page =supercapacitors). You would need 5-10 of these (depending on capacitance variance and circuit efficiency) to store 1 kJ (100W x 10sec) plus a fancy charge pump to get the voltage up to the 12V needed. A brute-force approach would use 24-36 caps and would leak a little due to the voltage-sharing resistors needed for series capacitors.) Not cheap enough, but getting there, as I said. Of course, if you only need enough power to refresh the DRAM and perhaps power a device other than the main processor which transfers the data to flash memory, then you would need much less juice. Also promising is the idea of using batteries bufered by supercapacitors for situations with a high peak/average current ratio.

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  28. Odd definition you have there by DavidinAla · · Score: 1

    So if you take money from someone else to pay off a person's debt and steal money from other people to pay for the guy's health care, THAT is what freedom is? Were you a consultant for Orwell with that Newspeak thing? :-)

    1. Re:Odd definition you have there by node+3 · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about "stealing"?

      The word you were looking for is "tax", and you avoid it because it makes you look stupid to claim there should be no taxes. Like them or not, they are a necessity.

      Regardless, people need to be free in order for innovation to flourish. It's not coincidence that there are a flurry of "where's the innovation" stories.

    2. Re:Odd definition you have there by DavidinAla · · Score: 1

      Taxing a person to pay for goods or services going to other people IS theft. If a gang of thugs takes money from one person to give it to another, it's called theft. If government does the same thing, we sanitize it by calling it taxation. Either way, it's theft.

    3. Re:Odd definition you have there by oldwolf13 · · Score: 1

      I support you buddy!

      now let's kick back with a beer and watch some poor people die.

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    4. Re:Odd definition you have there by mc6809e · · Score: 0

      I support you buddy!

      now let's kick back with a beer and watch some poor people die.


      You think you're being sarcastic. But unless you live in a one bedroom shack eating rice and giving all your surplus money to the poor in Africa, you ARE letting people die.

    5. Re:Odd definition you have there by mc6809e · · Score: 1

      The word you were looking for is "tax" and you avoid it because it makes you look stupid to claim there should be no taxes.

      And you avoid the word "theft" because your conscience won't let you admit that redistributive taxation is exactly that.

      And he never said there should be NO taxes, btw.

    6. Re:Odd definition you have there by oldwolf13 · · Score: 1

      now I'm letting people die? I thought I was just watching.

      so by your definition then... I should let more people die?

      and I'm pretty broke these days, since I've had a year long illness that just about killed me, thanks for asking!

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    7. Re:Odd definition you have there by node+3 · · Score: 1

      And you avoid the word "theft" because your conscience won't let you admit that redistributive taxation is exactly that.

      No, because it's *not* theft. On the other hand, it actually *is* taxes.

      Theft is a specific thing, and taxes resemble theft in many ways, but is also different in many ways. However, if someone can convince you that taxes equals theft, then they can argue away any specific tax or government service they want. It's a philosophical and political trump card.

      "Schools? You want schools? Yeah, they're nice, but they shouldn't be funded by theft!" Replace "schools" with anything you like. In fact, to be consistent, you must apply it to everything.

      And he never said there should be NO taxes, btw.

      Yes, he did, just not explicitly.

      Either there should be some taxes, or there should be no taxes, right? If there should be some, then claiming they are theft is no argument against them, because your argument assumes that theft is necessary.

    8. Re:Odd definition you have there by mc6809e · · Score: 1

      You miss the point. It very much depends on whether or not the taxes you pay are used to provide you with a service or to provide another with a service.

      It's not theft when you receive a service for the taxes you paid.

      It is theft when someone else receives those services or, more obviously, when someone else is given that money directly.

  29. RM? Reich Marks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, what is an RM?

  30. The real innovation everyone wants: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HD-3D porn.

  31. My real five by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Way faster bootup, application startup, shutdown
    2. Better security, like a smart card, but better
    3. Slashdot archives the web sites in the stories, ala the Wayback archive, geee, was that a smart idea or what?
    4. Add on stuff that works like legos. Plug in a faster processor, or plug on another processor when you need more speed. Want more graphics capablilty? Plug on a graphics accelerator. None of this open the case and limited PCI slots, just keep plugging more on. Go buy a 40 Gig addon and plug it in, then go get another 100 Gig drive and add it on, just keep going. Soon we would see "I plugged in 3 Terabytes using extra support and SuperGlue"

    5. An Internet that allowed segmentation. If I didn't care for porn, and didn't want my little kids exposed, set a flag in the firewall and everything classed porn can't get in. But if my kids wanted to browse the barney web site......

  32. Can't read TFA... by (H)elix1 · · Score: 1

    But I don't think so... Things are much better on the hardware front than they use to be. Forget the OS. The hardware alone is head and shoulders from where is was when I pieced together my first 286.

    First off - No more bloody jumpers. Most of the current motherboards set the voltages, frequencies, and all the other stuff that use to require careful jumpering all over now is done via the BIOS. Way cool.

    Secondly, the processors are stupendously faster than what they use to be. Just rebuilt a Sun 420 with 4x450mhz CPU, 4G of RAM, and some old 18G SCSI HHD. This thing went for stupid money a few years ago (like over 50k USD). Built a home system for me with 4G of RAM, RAID 0 SATA drives, and a 3800+ CPU for under a grand which runs circles around the Sun box. Getting ready to build a dual core Photoshop box for my bride in a couple months for under 2K.

    Back in the day I use to take a razor to my IDE and SCSI cables to get better airflow. Now we have SATA ribbons that are fast enough to walk away from SCSI in a workstation config. Hey, they are hot swappable too! Did I mention cheap?

    Onboard equipment is pretty nice these days. Dual gigabit Ethernet ports, sound, firewire, a mess of USB ports, 4-8 SATA ports with RAID 0,1, or 5... Getting hard to find an excuss to use the PCI/PCIe ports. (nature abhors a vacuum, however)

  33. Innovation and Amazon... by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

    How can others innovate while Amazon has a patent on "Innovation" itself?!

  34. Re:RM? Reich Marks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About 40/129 USD, apparently.

  35. THIS is a joke, right? by Inoshiro · · Score: 1, Funny

    "I'd love to have an external LCD display showing the time,"

    Is that like a PIN number, being built on NT technology, or one of them ATM machines?

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  36. Am I missing something? by paiute · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is a long list of PC features that you may want, but are you willing to pay for them?

    How do you expect to see innovation in products which are commodities engaged in a race to the minimum price?

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  37. He's not a "just about every user" by GuitarNeophyte · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't think just about everybody wants those things. I think, for the most part, "just about everybody" don't realize options in computers.

    The average user doesn't realize that fans can be quieter, or that a computer even needs to run cooler.

    The average user just says, "That's the computer." when looking at the case. They don't think of a way that it could be better in any way. Sure, slashdotters do, but "just about everybody" isn't one of us.

    The average user doesn't know how to plug things in (I just tell people plug things into the hole that it fits in and then plug the speaker in the hole with a picture of a speaker next to it and then they get it on their own), but they don't think of wireless everything. I tell (middle age adult) coworkers that my computer has a wireless mouse and keyboard and they're very impressed. They don't think of extrapolating like that.

    The average user doesn't know what a USB key is.

    The average user doesn't know much about hardware inside the computer at all (my website, ChristianNerds.com has a question and answer section, where they email me questions about computers and I try to answer them, and I get at least one person every week asking what a printer is... A Printer! "Um, it's the thing that prints out your stuff onto paper."). The average user doesn't know enough to know what else to want. They like faster and they like flashier graphics. That's about it. Oh, and music.

    Luke

    1. Re:He's not a "just about every user" by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I would like to see some of the proposals from the I2O group adopted. Specifically, the separation of device drivers into two components - a category driver in the OS and a hardware-specific driver in the device. The driver in the device's firmware would handle everything implementation-specific and provide an abstract interface to the OS. OS developers would only need to write one driver for each type of device (e.g. graphics card, printer, etc).

      The end user would benefit, because they would see significantly enhanced plug-and-play. If they bought a printer, and their OS supported printers, then their printer would work.

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    2. Re:He's not a "just about every user" by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1
      The average user just says, "That's the computer." when looking at the case.

      If you're lucky. Otherwise they'll refer to it as 'the hard drive'.

      Hey, I think I just figured out why the guy who wrote the article thinks it's important to make smaller hard drives... :)

  38. Microsoft MUST Be Destroyed First... by Halvy · · Score: 1

    before innovation can make a comback and we begin to see this slowdown end.

    How much more 'good' and spectaculare things would we have, if it wasn't for the Evil DragGoon the last 20 years?

    And now with this big push by gates to totaly control our computers, intelectual property, software and thought of expression,.. I think many people and companies are just plain afraid to invest or let ideas out-of-the-bag, for fear that m$ and their henchman will swoop down to ruin it.

    Linux is having serious problems, which seem to be mounting lately...and it should be VERY obvious as to the reasons and causes behind it..

    However hope is NOWHERE near lost!!

    gates may have alot of money and 'key' people behind him, and what.. 50,000 employees?

    But we, 'the community', represent not only the Linux freaks, but quit a few on 'this-side' of the 'culture war' which is well under way around the whole earth.

    We CAN make up for what we lack in money, with fortitude, wisdom, and above allll.. patience :)

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  39. World Domination by SoupIsGood+Food · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you look at the rate of progress throughout the '70s and '80's and the first half of the '90's in the personal computing industry, it seemed as if there was a new miracle on sale every month.

    This is because there was intense competition between a number of personal computer and workstation and server vendors using an array of technologies and platforms.

    Then, as smaller companies died off, instead of being replaced, thay were smothered outright by platforms seeking "world domination" - Linux is partly to blame, killoing the market for specialized server and workstation hardware, but really, most of the problem was and is Microsoft and Intel.

    For a while, the Gaming industry bouyed the rate of innovation, but the game consoles are getting better and better, and the market for spiffy new peripherals for spiffy new games is slowly shrinking.

    This isn't to say that there's nothing new under the sun. The computer industry outside the PC/Server market is berzerk with innovation at the moment: the next gen consoles, FPGA SOC's, 24 megapixel DSLRs and cheap 5mp digicams, HDTV solid-state digital camcorders, amazing new mobile phone technologies being rolled into smaller and sexier phones on almost a daily basis, PMP systems ranging from the simple and stylish iPod to HDTV DVR's.

    It's just that the personal computing field and the server/workstation field has collapsed into singularity. You got your choice of Unix-derived OS's running GUI environments on top, running on the latest version of the bog-standard IBM PC Clone. Everything else has died off. No wonder it feels as if no more innovation is possible... of course new innovations are possible. It's just that the barrier to entry is now insurmountable.

    So microprocessors to make cars and pacemakers go will be getting hot new tech, and cell phones will get smaller and easier to use and last hundreds of hours on a single charge, but your Linux workstation or iMac or Windows tablet, 5 years from now, will be featured and equipped exaclty as it is now. It might be marginally faster at doing what it already does... but it won't be doing anything new.

    World Domination is never a good thing.

    SoupIsGood Food

    1. Re:World Domination by Walter+Wart · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points. This is an excellent and succinct view of the state of the world.

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    2. Re:World Domination by linguae · · Score: 1

      You might want to read this paper that Rob Pike wrote about five years ago about the state of systems research. What has happened in the computing world over the past decade is a lack of innovation, especially in computer architecture and in systems programming. In the architecture world (which Pike only tangentially covers), most of the RISC architectures and the Alpha are fading away in favor of the Intel x86 chips. In the operating systems world, the only decent and usable choices that we have are Unix clones/derivatives or Windows; Plan 9 failed to make a splash in the market, and most new OSes are heavily influenced by Unix's design. Ultra-fast and very elegant workstations are being displaced in favor of boring PCs. Even Apple is going to turn into yet another PC vendor in two years.

      My goal is to be a computer scientist and to do research that would hopefully have an impact on computer science. However, I'm starting to worry about the state of the field in general. I hear more about outsourcing, architectures and OSes dying, and new DRM technologies more than I hear about the latest advancements in computing. On the flip side, look at game consoles and cell phones. The next generation of game consoles get all of the cool processors, and cell phones just get more innovative each week. If the computing field were truly innovative, in five years we'll see 128-bit processors with an elegant RISC architecture, running an exokernel operating system, featuring an ultra easy-to-use desktop, and is also very easy to develop with using a very high level programming language and a nice set of libraries to program. (Ok, I might have been dreaming in that last sentence). Knowing how the field is performing, in five years we'll still be using x86 PCs with either Linux/BSD, Mac OS X (only with Apple's proprietary x86 PCs), or Longhorn. But wait a minute. We will get the latest and greatest in DRM technology, since the only processor vendors left will be Intel and AMD, and they're both in the Trusted Computing Group. Oh boy.

      I completely agree with you about the lack of innovation. Something needs to change before we start going into the computing dark ages.

    3. Re:World Domination by reflective+recursion · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Have to agree, sadly.

      I'm big into language and OS design research, but a new OS becoming a success is a pipe-dream. Rob Pike has a good essay on this.

      Briefly, a new OS will never happen because as you said the barrier to entry is massive. I slightly disagree with where to place blame, though. It's not so much the fault of Microsoft/Linux/Apple dominating the scene as it is apathy and laziness in users.

      Hypothetically, if OS/2 crushed Windows we would all be split between OS/2, OS X, and the Unix variety. Once an OS gets a decent amount of apps written for it, it's nearly impossible to leave it. This is also the cause for the backwards compatibility insanity of today. I've written an x86 assembler and was dumbfounded by the crap one must go through just to do what appears to be a simple task (translating mnemonics to binary). ModR/M+SIB is hell and deserves the Ugliest Hack of the Universe award. Microsoft, Intel, Apple, Linux, etc. They are all bound to backwards compatibility. That alone puts a big block on innovation. I'd love to just toss out the traditional WIMP interface some time. It will likely never happen.

      I must say, I'm more than a little concerned about languages as well. There have always been many languages around, but not like today. COBOL, Fortran, C, Lisp, BASIC and a few others with small userbases were around 15-20 years ago. Today it is looking more and more like the Tower of Babel.

      I'm tempted to say that the language design insanity (Perl, Python, Ruby, PHP, Java, JavaScript, etc. etc.) and the excessive search for the silver bullet is a response to the stagnation of software innovation. Why I say this, is because it is completely misplaced.

      Perl is a response to a platform (Unix) that has hideous structured information. Or, rather, it has no structured information. Everything is unconnected text that sits in files. The closest thing to the ideal Perl replacement today would probably be SQL and a RDBMS. If properly integrated into the OS, I wager that 99% of the problems Perl solves would disappear. Hence, Perl would be unnecessary.

      TCL, Python and Ruby (with Perl overlap)? Those are there because people tire of using low-level languages. C *is* Linux and Linux (Unix) is C. And of course, much of it politics which completely kills innovation. Python/Ruby aren't that far removed from Lisp, yet we must reinvent for political and egotistical reasons.

      Look at Java for the worst example of NIH ever, and I don't see how any of it solves a single practical problem. The portability problem will never be solved by a VM, because everyone knows that the quality of the VM implementation is the key factor and varies widely. There is no difference between porting a C compiler to 100 platforms or porting a JavaVM to 100 platforms. The portability benefits are equal. Except Java has a seperate layer of indirection which adds further complexity and is a source of inefficiency. Sure, you can't distribute C apps like Java. But Java definately isn't the pinnacle of distributed applications.

      The biggest area of innovation will happen vertically as it is today. Things like Final Cut Pro, Photoshop, Firefox, etc. They will continue to go off on their own direction. But essential system-level innovation is dead, I'm afraid.

      On a side note, Linux employs the purest form of democracy seen to date. If you want something, you stick it in the system. This unfortunately does not make a well-designed system. A single person or a small team design the best systems. There are simply too many cooks stirring the pot to make it unifed and coherent. What we end up with is a pile of hacks on top of hacks. Nothing really well thought-out. It wouldn't be such a big deal if Unix was a system designed for evolution. It's not.. it's a big static ball of bits. Linux (and many other things) seem to require a recompile on the simplest changes to the system. And rarely does anything adhere to the Unix design philosophies (everything is a file, simple programs that

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    4. Re:World Domination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the market is still innovative. Mac OS X Tiger for example brings you alot of innovative functionality like spotlight and smart folders. It is a continous stream of small improvements.

      And it doesn't stop. For instance, the dual-core trends in hardware will need programs to use them in innovative ways, otherwise that trend is dead and buried (which has already happend once with dual-processor systems on the desktop that no one really could say why they needed).

      In the development area, I'm still waiting for a new, truly innovative way to make GUI:s. I actually think the whole GUI building concept with events and controllers needs a redesign. Current methods just make your GUI-code ugly like hell for anything but the most basic examples.

    5. Re:World Domination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Most of the GUI programs today are simple wrappers to command-line programs." That IS the unix philosophy! Everything should be accessible from the command line (so it's easy to script and still usable to someone stuck on telnet), and modular (i.e. one app to do the work and another to do the human interface).

    6. Re:World Domination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Python/Ruby aren't that far removed from Lisp, yet we must reinvent for political and egotistical reasons.

      Your kidding, right?

    7. Re:World Domination by OmniVector · · Score: 1

      not really. the grand parent poster is pretty much right. LISP solved programming about 45 years ago. once you reach a certain level of features (recursion, lambdas, continuations, redefining functions) you've pretty much written a dialect of lisp. rather than reinvent the same fucking thing over and over, why not use the solution created so long ago? i LOVE ruby. it's my favorite language right now, but NOT because ruby solves anything that lisp doesn't already, but because ruby's actually popular enough to get noticed now a days. LISP it seems is long since forgotten, which is utterly sad because people will fail to realize that lisp was the solution so long ago and until people do they will be doomed to repeat the past over and over reinventing new programming languages.

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    8. Re:World Domination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its true, UNIX and the likes have been hacked on so many times its pretty messy in C land, then you have big project ingoring UNIX philosipy on simple little programs, and make 1 super program, but its the fault when you use "keep it simple" style of philosipy, sooner or later, a project will just make it complex, even in standard "simple" C, something as simple as comunicating with the OS (kernel) becomes very complex, it has a relativly simple interface, but thats really a bottleneck, code on both ends of it tends to be complex, and forcing it thru "simple" interfaces just adds to complexity, also the fact that lots of simple things will make complex things, and in a OS, sooner or later, something must be complex'ed, sadly on UNIX'ies this usually happens in the application programs (or, "later", rather then "sooner" at the OS level), a better philosipy would be "complex things are nessesary, but application programing should be simple" ..... hmm, how about i blab about some new OS design?

      since all OS's and hardware today is limited by the past, thats forget everything, reinvent it all, changing what should be changed simply because we can ta make thing feel uniform?

      thats start with a overview, but first i should note that in here, the programing language must be a objective-C style language (in its object orentated programing side, this is because its simple, and allows for dynamic classes (ones not known at all, or not know till run time ... read up on it if you dont know))

      now that thats there, hopefuly the rest will make more since ..... thats start with programs and libraries, usually the libraries are called from the programs, and in memory, no matter how many programs use it, only 1 copy of a library fuction is in memory, programs peice this together to make a runable software, but there does happen a small problem, code duplication occurs at scray levels, and it would be a poin to have every unique project also make itself a library others can use, but now, that we are using OOP (object orentated programing), we can replace functions with objects, and thier methods, and in objective-C (obj-C) style, classes are dynamic, so now when programing, programs should be able to load other program's classes at runtime, this essentially makes libraries and programs the same thing, as classes are essentially seprate of programs in the runtime.

      but we can also redefine programs as being a object, a object that calls on other specific objects to do work, this redefines "program arguments", as theres no need for long lines of stings for "arguments", rather a user calls (or a shell will) a programs methods sepratly, but back to programs for a second, threads are also objects (essentially programs are a named set of objects, and each of these program/thread objects can be contianers (programs) for other theards, making a tree of objects/programs/threads , while this is a bit confusing, it lets the CPU schedular treat certian groups of programs better then others, just because its in a "program" (yes, its complex, but thats face it, its really simplifying/continuing the trend set forth earlyer, pluss no real world program should be spawning a overly complex tree of threads/programs, and applications dont even need to worry about it, they can just go on like nothing matters)

      now, we have programObjects that run other programObjects (threads), that can code (which are objects that arnt programObjects ....), every program is essentally a object (yau can call it the main object(s) that where started when the programObject started them up ...), so the programs/objects are now forced (or should) create new classes to do its jobs, other programs will then have acess (if they want to) to these new classes, and theres less need to either rewrite code, or copy/paste (in obj-C, like other OOP languages, objects can inherit a parents methods, in in obj-C, you can also add-on to a class at runtime in a applic

    9. Re:World Domination by reflective+recursion · · Score: 1

      Unix does not extend naturally to a GUI, nor does the Unix philosophy say much about the DLL hell that KDE/GNOME/etc. bring and that is required by those "simple" wrappers. That was my mistake--I called them simple. They are simple in that they don't do much but execv() a command-line program. That's nice and good, but realize that the command-line program is being wrapped by a GUI because it's a nightmare to use. Do you know all the flags to cdrecord? What about lame, etc. etc. In this case, the command-line interface is being used incorrectly as an API.

      I did express my displeasure for the Unix system. It was the best back when text was all our hardware could manipulate. And by text I mean ASCII. Today we could have so much more than "everything is a file" (an abstraction which is badly broken on any *ix, and any programmer will tell you never to break your abstractions).

      Today we could have proper databases. Not those silly file systems that masquerade as databases, where the only organizing policy is "toss it where you can remember it." That's just one example, and I'm not picking on any one OS. Every system today seems to be homogenizing towards a *ix system, where the common ingredients are 1) file system, 2) command-line, 3) multi-user, 4) WIMP. There really isn't much difference between Linux, Windows, and OS X in terms of system design. Each share the exact same concept of "process" (which is so ingrained into our thinking that it will take you a few minutes to think about how it could differ).

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    10. Re:World Domination by reflective+recursion · · Score: 1

      I'm not familar with spotlight or smart folders, but they likely err on the side of feature creep.

      Innovation is something that completely changes the way things are done. Not small little upgrades, patches, hacks, etc. When there is talk about innovation, we all assume it must be in the positive direction. Positive innovation is anything that removes complexity, elucidates, and generally makes things easier to use and better (more stable, robust, secure, reliable, scalable, etc.).

      Negative innovation is anything that adds complexity and stifles positive innovation. Things like feature creep, hacks, etc. are bad because backwards compatibility is not opt-in. Every little hack, library, feature added to a system is there *forever*. People become dependent on it and it becomes impossible to remove. An example, we will never free ourselves of either GTK+ and Qt in Linux. You may use a different CLI shell, but you will never be able to remove bash from your system. Perl is there to stay as is Python now. We still are dependent on TCL/Tk, Motif. OSS (the sound lib) has been replaced by ALSA, but you likely have ALSA OSS emulation for the many apps that still require OSS. All this dead weight just makes true (positive) innovation impossible.

      GUI is one part that needs innovation, but just about everything can be rethought. File systems and how we store and recall information is one area that could use massive work. Processes, multi-users, security, etc. It all needs innovative new design.

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    11. Re:World Domination by Arkaein · · Score: 1
      LISP solved programming about 45 years ago. once you reach a certain level of features (recursion, lambdas, continuations, redefining functions) you've pretty much written a dialect of lisp.

      I'd say this is at best a half truth. What you say is true about how LISP and similar languages function under the hood, but largely ignores the actual act of writing the code, something that many people do not appreciate about LISP with its unusual syntax. I think that Python (don't know Ruby personally) might be viewed as an attempt to reconcile some of the core features of LISP with a more friendly coding style.

      It's common to see people argue in favor of LISP on the merits of its expressive capabilities while glossing over it's syntax, despite the fact that history has shown that programmers overwhelmingly prefer more procedurally derived, block structured syntaxes. Language purists might argue that syntax is not important, or that LISP's syntax is superior, but in terms of which languages thrive and which lapse into obscurity, it's evident that this type of preference counts quite a bit.
    12. Re:World Domination by OmniVector · · Score: 1

      python can't really be a dialec of lisp. it can only do one statement lambdas (that's pretty damn useless). ruby's a lot closer really. not just because it supports lambdas, but because the language uses TONS of functional concepts all over the place. block structured programming is highly prevalent in ruby and it's a concept that lisp people will scoff at because they've been doing it since the beginning of time.

      in the grand scheme of things, syntax is a factor of usability. however what the language can do, is a factor of how well it implements lisp-like semanetics. functional programming is absurdly powerful. and it's a sad turn of events that OOP so glaringly outshines it. it's not to say both can't be used in tandum. just look at ruby. i would say ruby is the modern evolution of lisp. it has the C derived imperative syntax, functional programming concepts ingrained in the base syntax, and extremely powerful and dynamic OOP tools as first class citizens (something lisp really should have done sooner).

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    13. Re:World Domination by Arkaein · · Score: 1

      Well like I said, I don't really know Ruby so I didn't want to talk about it. Remember also that Python is a continually evolving language, so it's possible that it might include higher level lambdas at some point. Additionally I'm not an expert on functional programming style, but I believe I've read an argument that Python can do everything LISP can through lambdas in a slightly less direct manner because the key ability lies in treating functions as first class data types. In this case LISPs syntax would win out, but not by a huge margin. Correct me if I'm mistaken here.

      Python was just an example in any case, my point being that even if LISP is the purest language ever created, it is not necessarily the most productive across a wide selection of developers because the syntax may not provide the best mapping of a mental model of computation to the processor for this set of developers.

    14. Re:World Domination by reflective+recursion · · Score: 1

      No, I'm quite serious.

      If you can tell me with a straight face that Python and Ruby solve a technical problem that cannot be solved with Lisp (or BASIC, Fortran, C, etc.) and can tell me what exactly that problem is, then maybe I'll believe you. As I see it now, they are both invented for political reasons or the search for the silver bullet (the mythical software technology or language that solves every problem). Or possibly they are created for egotistical reasons. You can't deny that Larry Wall has an overinflated sense of himself. Or James Gosling. Or Guido van Rossum.

      Scheme's call/cc mechanism is a real technology. Syntax is a political tool, not a technology. Politics is the cause of many wars which kill innovation and progress.

      You can read the reason behind Python's existance here

      Guido mentions much about why Python was needed in the late '80s and early '90s. But it's 2005. Why continue with Python? And the only experience Guido claims to bring to the design table of Python is Modula-3 and the ABC language.

      What was the motivation behind Modula-3? No one really knows. Greater stability and robustness are a few claimed desired attributes, yet neither of those is substantial motivation. Greater stability than what? C? Modula-3 adds garbage collection as if it were innovative in the late '80s. Complete NIH syndrome.

      The Python/Ruby development models follow the same democratic evolution model that Linux does, to a certain extent. Neither is innovative, simply progressive. Evolutionary.

      My favorite quote on innovation happens to come from Scheme R5RS spec. Keep in mind this quote does not only apply to language design, but design of all sorts:

      Programming languages should be designed not by piling feature on top of feature, but by removing the weaknesses and restrictions that make additional features appear necessary.

      This goes back to what I was saying with Perl becoming unnecessary if the OS had the proper design to begin with. We wouldn't need all these silly hacks and languages we do today. Sure, Python and Modula-3 do make things easier in a certain sense than C. But that's only for doing things that C was doing in the first place. If you remove the restrictions C is bound by (file systems, etc.) then you won't need ten new languages for dealing with every tedious thing you have to do in C.

      As much as people harp on about innovation on Slashdot and elsewhere, I have extensive first-hand experience that people really do not want innovation. What they want is to keep familiarity. They want their Linux, Windows, OS X, etc. but only patched up, and slightly better. Evolved. I once had a discussion about orthogonal persistence on a fairly open-minded forum (Lisp forum). A few people suggested no less than total apocalypse. "We can't have a global database like that! Look what happens with the Windows registry!" etc. etc. Yet they forget that their nice "plaintext" file system Unix is an illusion, albeit a damn good one (only because it's stable). If they had a look at PalmOS they would likely claim it's only possible on a small-scale. Yet any Palm Pilot or Clie today is just as capable as a Unix workstation 30 years ago.

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    15. Re:World Domination by Mechcozmo · · Score: 1
      Once an OS gets a decent amount of apps written for it, it's nearly impossible to leave it.

      OS X was a nice difference between the old (OS 9) and the new (OS X). My friend deleted the Classic environment from his computer, because he never used it. I still keep mine around. It is a great way to maintain backwards compatibility but still allow for the future.

    16. Re:World Domination by OmniVector · · Score: 1
      my point being that even if LISP is the purest language ever created, it is not necessarily the most productive across a wide selection of developers because the syntax may not provide the best mapping of a mental model of computation to the processor for this set of developers

      precisely! usability :)
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    17. Re:World Domination by Ricardo · · Score: 1

      Dammit this is a great post/series of posts well done....

      you should write a book on this...

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    18. Re:World Domination by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      having done LISP for a living in the past, would add that Ruby generally is alot less typing for the same job when it comes to real world apps and much easier to read/debug. With some of the brightest Rubyists working on letting us mess with the internals of the language, I think it's just a matter of time before Ruby can do those few things LISP does but Ruby doesn't, like metaprogramming with macros and 100% full aspect oriented tricks (we've got like 2/3 of that now)

  40. 3D! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want a real 3D display with a real 3D input device!

    Of course I have no idea how the latter would have to look like or I'd have already patented it ... :}

    Andreas

    1. Re:3D! by jonwil · · Score: 1

      Yeah, why cant we get the same thing as seen in the first part of "Paycheck"?

    2. Re:3D! by Khyber · · Score: 1

      3D input device?

      Your keyboard has height, width, and depth. Hrm, sounds already 3D to me. Hrm, it's already patented, too. Looks like you're SOL.

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  41. Operating systems don't matter to Google by flinxmeister · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Google is going to release their own operating system."

    Why would they do that?

    When you write software that runs on any operating system like Google does, you don't care about operating systems.

    As applications become more abstracted from the OS by implementations of standards, operating systems matter less and less. Why do you think MS is so big on "embrace and extend"? They have to control the standards so they can funnel people into Windows.

    Google is aimed squarely at the next chunk of value in computing: abstracted functionality. Let Apple and MS squabble over desktop searching. I can already search my Gmail from any of my several PCs. The remaining relevant applications won't be *too* far behind.

  42. You kids... by msimm · · Score: 2, Funny

    All your fancy-smancy gismos. Why don't you overclock my abacus!

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    1. Re:You kids... by Slyder · · Score: 1

      Here! The latest in analog overclocking technology!

      *hands you a Red Bull*

  43. my list by rnx · · Score: 1

    silent no moving parts machine that boots into emailclient in 5 seconds or less.

    my cellphone actually fits that ... if they made a
    dockingstation for that with keyboard/mouse/display
    connectors ... might be feasible .. or will be soon enough

    1. Re:My list by jonwil · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember a number of macs that had a power button on the keyboard to turn it on and a "shut down" option on the menu to turn it off.

  44. Game Keys. by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Actualy, using a key for a game would be a lot better then using a CD. A CD can be copied very easily, alternatively, you could put some kind of real authentification on a key.

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    1. Re:Game Keys. by Nf1nk · · Score: 1

      I remember years ago back before games came on cds, you could install the entire game on your hardrive, but you had to keep the book around, or some kind of decoder wheel, because each time you fired it up the game would ask for a pass code. I thought that sucked at the time, but I think it was less horrible than the games that are limited by the speed of my cdrom, because it can't do a full install.

      (oh and I miss your website)

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    2. Re:Game Keys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be exponentially more expensive, though.

      Cost to stamp a million CDs / DVDs vs cost to

      1) design a custom plastic shell for the USB (firewire / USB2/3/u2TB key)

      2) create new encryption routine to prevent average leet haxor skr1ptz kiddies from copying them

      3) pay a million lawyers to defend copyrights even though script kiddies argue that "since they're on USB, they must not be copyrighted"

    3. Re:Game Keys. by jonwil · · Score: 1

      Such a device would probobly be similar to this:
      http://www.aladdin.com/hasp/

  45. Ok, I'll be the curmudgeon by vansloot · · Score: 1

    The advances in PCs over the last ten years has been nothing short of amazing. I'm not one to balk at the latest developments, but every industry goes through lulls. Considering that I was using a 486DX2 w/ 8MB of memory back in '95, I have trouble sympathizing with people that whine about the current state of advancement.

  46. "Lack of technical innovation" by Andrew+Tanenbaum · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Of course, I'm sure things like HP laying off 15,000 technical employees and then hiring more management have nothing to do with it.

  47. On Laptops, Put the Processor Elsewhere by obidonn · · Score: 1

    On laptops, put the g.d. processor behind the screen. I don't want to burn my lap. Put it on the part that DOESN'T GO ON THE LAP. That also means that my lap isn't keeping the processor air intake from taking in air. Duh!

    1. Re:On Laptops, Put the Processor Elsewhere by obidonn · · Score: 1

      Also, for software, have it so that you can save your workspace. So let's say you're working in Photoshop, using multiple documents. You can save the workspace and it will make copies of your currently open documents in whatever state they're in with whatever history they have and save it. When you launch again, you can pick up from where you left off.

    2. Re:On Laptops, Put the Processor Elsewhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, for software, have it so that you can save your workspace.

      Good thinking. A few open-source teams out there share your vision. The Gnome desktop can remember all the programs you have open when you log out (tell it in the Sessions preferences to auto-save if you do this a lot). The Session Saver extension for Mozilla Firefox does this for web pages. We're getting there :)

    3. Re:On Laptops, Put the Processor Elsewhere by obidonn · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info! I'll have to check that out.

  48. bg by softends · · Score: 1

    How about a wallpaper that doesn't have me itching to change it all the time? I'm tired of this endless searching through sites like deviantart and pixelgirlpresents. I want one wallpaper,forever. Or at least one that keeps me happy 6 months out of the year.

  49. Battery Technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need laptop batteries to last DAYS, not mere hours. And charge in minutes.




    Batteries should not simply 'wear out' from charge/discharge and normal use as well.

    1. Re:Battery Technology by IcEMaN252 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thats going to be difficult. All the energy that goes out needs to go in first. There are 1440 minutes in a day, so if you want the battery to charge in as many minutes as it lasts days, you're going to need to put power in at least 1440 times faster than it comes out. I say at least, because that would assume 100% efficiency, which is impossible.

      That being said, I hope someone figures out how to do it.

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  50. You are correct. by jd · · Score: 1
    However, Universities and R&D facilities have been piling on the innovations for decades but then not doing anything with them. The following is a list of things that you COULD have seen 15-20 years ago, but didn't:


    • Processor-In-Memory - No more of those flooded L1/L2 caches - just build part or all of the CPU in the memory itself. (There is nothing to stop a RAM chip being able to do its own damn bitwise rotations, for example.)
    • Wafer-scale Integration - Imagine quad-core CPUs with 16 gigs of RAM, a sound card, high-res graphics and four ethernet devices on a single 3" chip. Inmos didn't go to quite that scale, but they demonstrated the feasability of computers on a chip and others have demonstrated wafer-scale integration on smaller systems. Wafer-scale also means redundancy, which means if a component burns out, the chip can switch to an alternate circuit. That idea was first put forward by Sir Clive Sinclair in the 1980s.
    • Vector displays - These were in fashion for a while, but pixel displays offed them in the end as pixels can handle filled graphics rather better. A monitor that could handle pixels for graphics and vectors for line diagrams and text would offer the best output.
    • X.400 - Virtually all of the extensions added to basic text e-mail, so far or proposed in the future, were part of the original X.400 specification for data exchange, including receipts, spam protection, authentication, etc. X.400 has never been implemented in Open Source, as far as I know, and those who maintain the standard seem far more keen on never letting it see the light of day than in establishing it as a useful protocol.
    • Bubble Memory - Bubble Memory is serial, not exceptionally fast, but is compact, robust and generally has a long life-expectancy. As such, it should have replaced tape a long time ago as the de-facto storage mechanism. Guess which one is still used and which one never made it to the mass markets.
    • Intelligent Peripherals - a few companies have experimented with these - Commodore put 6502s in their disk drives and printers, for example, but other than modern Postscript printers, most work is done by the central CPU and maybe a few scraps by a GPU, but that's it. Distributed systems are definitely NOT the in-thing in the market.
    • High-bandwidth busses - VME320 is rated at 500+ megabytes per second. PCI-X533 is rated at 533 million transfers per second. (No description is given on how much actual data it can ferry.) Let me know when you can buy a home computer with either of these. Especially VME, as that can survive some hefty punishment.
    • Vector Processing - Cray may be known in households, but that doesn't make it a household name.

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    1. Re:You are correct. by Inspector+Lopez · · Score: 1
      High-bandwidth busses - VME320 is rated at 500+ megabytes per second. PCI-X533 is rated at 533 million transfers per second. (No description is given on how much actual data it can ferry.) Let me know when you can buy a home computer with either of these. Especially VME, as that can survive some hefty punishment.

      The reason you don't see VME is cost. My students and I operate some data acquisition equipment that would have been straightforward to implement in VME. Straightforward, yes, but it would have increased the cost of our hardware by factors of the order five. We were able to find some PCI based equipment that works pretty well.

      When you can buy a perfectly decent complete PC for a few hundred dollars, which will permit you access to basic documents, spreadsheets, and the Web, why on Earth would the Dells of the world waste more than a few microseconds worrying about the microcosm of Slashdotters who want some of the specialized performance that VME can offer.

      In terms of customer satisfaction, it would be cheaper for Dell to help slashdotters get dates, than to provide a big fat cable interface to a VME crate.
    2. Re:You are correct. by jd · · Score: 1

      I have a better idea. Let's get Dell toget us all dates AND VME crates.

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      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    3. Re:You are correct. by Inspector+Lopez · · Score: 1
      I have a better idea. Let's get Dell to get us all dates AND VME crates.
      There I go, thinking small again. I agree: dates and VME would be swell!
  51. And the thing is by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Informative

    Quieter fans are out there. A couple years ago I kinda hit a wall with my case, I'd had the same case for like 6 years, and it just couldn't do the kind of cooling I needed without some fast fans. So I got a new case, figured while I was at it since the noise annoyed me I'd get some silent fans. I went from having 1 case fan to having 4 case fans, and the overall system noise dropped to less tahn half of what it was previously.

    SilenX and Papst both make some excellently quiet fans that aren't too exspensive. They don't move quite as much air as some others, but still plenty to keep your shit cool if you properly plan airflow (good cooling comes from good airflow, not just sticking fans in randomly).

    1. Re:And the thing is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The key to real silence, IMHO, isn't just the fans but in slowing them down. I use Zalman Fanmates cause they're cheap and simple enough, though I know you can build voltage regulators yourself if desired. The noise decreases a LOT with even a small adjustment.

  52. /Karma Whore (cache links) by Refrozen · · Score: 1

    The site appears to be down...

    Coral
    http://www.flexbeta.net/main/articles.php?action=s how&id=99">MirrorDot

    (OK, there is NOTHING wrong with that link code :( MirrorDot URL:

    http://www.mirrordot.com/find-mirror.html?http:/ /www.flexbeta.net/main/articles.php?action=show&id =99 )

  53. A better list by Jeremi · · Score: 1
    Since the article is as good an excuse as any to post my own top 5, here goes:
    1. Cheap, persistent solid-state RAM. I want to throw 80GB of static RAM into my PC and get rid of my unreliable, slow, noisy hard drives forever! Also, this will allow the OS to get rid of the (largely unnecessary and unintuitive) distinction between "disk" and "RAM" -- everything just becomes "storage".
    2. Hands-free mousing. I know what part of the screen I'm looking at; the computer should know it also. As it is, I have to reach-over to the mouse several times a minute to tell it. This is slow and hard on the wrist. Some sort of reliable eye-tracking system to guide the mouse pointer would be great.
    3. Wireless everything -- yes, this is in the original article. But the difference is in how the security is implemented. If I want component X to be used in conjunction with my PC, I should be able to "bless" that component by physically touching it to an RFID reader on the PC. When I do that, a little light lights up on both the component and the PC to tell me that they are "connected" -- otherwise, no access by default. This would be much simpler and less prone to security problems than the current solutions
    4. Negligible power usage, especially when idle. There is no reason that my PC should be sucking down half a kilowatt of power and making my office feel like a sauna, especially when all it is running is vi and a web browser, and "top" shows 1% CPU usage.
    5. Silence. My PC should make as much noise when operating as my monitor does, i.e. absolutely none. That means no fans, and no moving parts.
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  54. Its a Game Console by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You insensitive clod.

  55. GPS by Adam9 · · Score: 1

    1. GPS built-in to laptops. So you can use mapping software more easily on the go.

    Although this isn't a laptop, my Garmin iQue 3600 is a Palm PDA outfitted with a GPS and fantastic mapping software. They also have a newer model.

  56. Self Diagnosis by rueger · · Score: 1

    I swear that this should be possible:

    How about an OS that can identify conflicts and tell you which program is messing up which other program?

    Instead of installing and uninstalling software or shutting down things at random via start up groups, why can't the OS - I am thinking Windows of course - be designed to monitor what each app is doing and track when two programs conflict.

    Or how about that holy grail that every new and improved OS promises: that a bad app will be contained and will not crash the whole machine?

    In more general terms these days I look at Picassa as an example of a program that does something that I didn't know I needed, does it really, really well, and was easy to learn and easier to install.

    MS Office should be so easy to use.

    1. Re:Self Diagnosis by HarryZink · · Score: 1

      Oh, you mean Mac OS X?

    2. Re:Self Diagnosis by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      How about an OS with decent library management? Let's say I have an application that needs to do fourier transforms. If someone has a better library for doing fourier transforms, perhaps something better matched to their CPU than a generic compile, there should be some way for them to use it and get better performance. Every programs seems to have to implement its own plug-in system, when the OS should be able to handle a collection of libraries much more neatly.

  57. So stop whining and go upgrade your system by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Informative

    I can't read your article, so apparantly #6 should be "A server that doesn't suck" but from the mirrors of the first page I've seen and the /. comments, most of what you want is already out there.

    Fans are easy, go buy quiet fans. There are plenty of companies out there perfectly willing to sell you quiet fans for your system. Mine is totally outfitted with them.

    IF you want shit on your case, put it on then. Yuo can glue a bottle opener on, or add a tape deck, and so on. Some of your ideas aren't possible, like a soda dispenser (soda dispensers require large tanks of syurp, CO2, and a water hookup) but if you want your case to do more, make it do more.

    Wireless everything, well go for it. You can get all your controllers wireless, and your speakers too. Your monitor, well sorry, but we don't have the technology to do 3+ gigabits over the air yet. PEopel keep working on faster wireless, but it's not at the level for monitors. Of course, even if ou do go wireless to the tower, you still have to have wires for power, or battries. You can't transmit enough power through the air to power a device efficiently, and physics is the problem there, no amount of innovation will solve it.

    As for USB key uses, agan call it done. Many dongles for pro software are USB. Not done on consumer software because it would be more expensive than it's worth.

    I don't know what your fifth was, and can't glean it from comments.

    At any rate, it sounds like most of your personal beefs can either be solved now, or are things to which there are real, physical limits that prevent it from happening.

    1. Re:So stop whining and go upgrade your system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, even if ou do go wireless to the tower, you still have to have wires for power, or battries. You can't transmit enough power through the air to power a device efficiently, and physics is the problem there, no amount of innovation will solve it.

      I'm not disputing your point, but what if you plugged in your desk and had something like this built into it?

    2. Re:So stop whining and go upgrade your system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Induction based? Nice, but for a really interesting casemod, you want to try something like a tesla coil. Perhaps not the most efficient, but there's nothing like the crackle of lightning around the case to get attention.

    3. Re:So stop whining and go upgrade your system by Froobly · · Score: 1

      His fifth request was for smaller hard drives, ideally resulting in a smaller computer. To this, I suggest a Mini-ITX form factor PC, which uses laptop hard drives (2.5") and very small motherboards to achieve an overall package the size of a Mac Mini.

      Is this what you had in mind?

    4. Re:So stop whining and go upgrade your system by rodac · · Score: 1

      BS

      You can very easily transmit enough power to power a PC over air today. No problem.

      The only issue is that you would likely not ever be able to have kids, though that would not be an issue for /. readers. Your expected lifespan might also be not-insignificately reduced, but it is possible.

    5. Re:So stop whining and go upgrade your system by justins · · Score: 1
      Yuo can glue a bottle opener on

      NO YUO!
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    6. Re:So stop whining and go upgrade your system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your monitor, well sorry, but we don't have the technology to do 3+ gigabits over the air yet. PEopel keep working on faster wireless, but it's not at the level for monitors.
      WTF is HDTV then? 1920x1080 over the air if I'm not mistaken...
  58. Agreed by lullabud · · Score: 2, Informative

    I hadn't even heard of target disk mode until I got my powerbook, and now I frequently come across instances where I wish I had it for my PC's.

    As for booting from USB and FiriWire, I know the new Dells have USB as an option on their F12 boot menu, and they'll show USB key drives as regular drives even when booting to older DOS prompts, like the Win98 CD.

  59. My 5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Longer lasting batteries for portable uses (laptops, PDA's, cell phones, etc)

    2. Advancement in monitor technology, I'm sick of LCD and CRT being the only options, considering all the articles slashdot published on new advancement that havent emerged to the public.

    3. Better data storage, no more spinning parts. Affordable solid state technology to replace RAM would be nice too.

    4. Ditch the async Internet connections and go with sync. Running personal servers from home and slim clients elsewhere is the future!

    5. This is a personal want: IE7 to fully support CSS2! IE is a dinosaur that is doing nothing but holding back web advancement.

  60. So, Uh, why do you want a PC? by Soong · · Score: 1

    Given that those things are what you want, and Macs do that, you want a Mac, right?

    Seems pretty simple to me.

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  61. Keys by copponex · · Score: 1

    Since I tech computers, I have this dream about the future all the time.

    Imagine if every computer had easily removable storage components in the front of one standard size. Only two are required - one storage device for the operating system, and one for your data. Optionally, you could add another storage device for a RAID type system, optical drives, whatever. On the computer is a basic kernel that can only be accessed by someone with an administrator key that NEVER GETS TOUCHED, unless it's by someone who knows what they're doing. It provides basic functionality as well as network support. End users have a lockable key that holds the authorizations to applications they've purchased, as well as application preferences if they go on the road.

    Now, for people who don't know computers, this is how their day goes - the computer boots up and requires that they backup, which involves either syncing over the network, or walking over to the fire safe and plugging in the data drive. This should take a trival amount of time if it's done every time they use the computer. If they think something is screwed up, they have the option of syncing with the OS vendor over a network, or simply popping out the OS drive and going to the local grocery store and exchanging it out of a kiosk. Walk over and plug in your application key and drop in your OS drive - it either reformats or in case of failure simply spits out a new one.

    Computers right now are amazingly close. You could even mod existing machines with drop-in 5.25 hotswap bays that provide everything above. However, with Geeksquad charging $90 just to look at your machine, I don't think it will happen any time soon.

    1. Re:Keys by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Imagine if every computer had easily removable storage components in the front of one standard size.

      Imagine if all your stuff was on a network server and your desktop was interchangeable. If the computer blows up, get another. Your data is safe, and you don't worry about losing it either.

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  62. Cigarette lighter for 5.25-inch drive bay! by Calroth · · Score: 1

    Let's face it, people... no computer is a real computer without a cigarette lighter in a drive bay.

    http://www.geeks.com/details.asp?invtid=SIL-CIGCUP -BAY

    Don't set your case alight!

  63. think smaller by softends · · Score: 1

    Why do we still have these big hulking ATX cases? I'm ready for an iMac-esque power rig.

  64. The industry has eaten itself alive by duffbeer703 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The only successful PC vendor these days is Dell.

    Dell is a manufacturer, not a technology company... they assemble boxes cheap. Companies like Compaq, HP & IBM used to actually create new technologies that would either catch on or inspire Taiwanese boardmakers to clone similar features cheap.

    The last real PC vendor that actually included new or unique technology into their products was IBM... but of course they're gone now.

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  65. I want.... by elgee · · Score: 1

    I want a USB/Firewire Holodeck to really experience porn sites with.

    Anything else is just fluff.

  66. For those of us developing RSI by trompete · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see affordable keyboards for RSI and a banishment of mice from the planet. Lousy addictive FPS games. I use the Quill Mouse to slow down my RSI. It's great, but I still have use the GUI to debug effectively in Visual Studio.

    1. Re:For those of us developing RSI by Greg@UF · · Score: 1

      I cured my RSI by taking up a new hobby - spinning fire staves.

      You need to do a lot of fairly strong wrist and finger movements to keep the sticks moving, more so when they're lit than when they are unlit.

      I was really surprised at how fast my mousing wrist stopped aching once I was giving it some serious work to do.

      Plus, the chicks dig guys that can juggle fire!
      (My wife says it's cos I've learnt to take pain :) )

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    2. Re:For those of us developing RSI by trompete · · Score: 1

      Do you use any special devices or programs to reduce the strain on your wrists?

    3. Re:For those of us developing RSI by Greg@UF · · Score: 1

      No, because, frankly, I'm as co-ordinated as the next geek - I didn't do a lot at one time to start with, and I kept dropping it. A lot!

      I bought 2 initially, one 6 feet long for big movements, and one about 2 feet long, that's good for spinning around your fingers. The small one's also good for practising inside, with some care. Between the two, I get a decent wrist / forearm workout without doing that nasty exercise stuff. (I'm allergic to exercising. Stuff that's fun is not exercise. :) )
      This is not to say you can't get a decent aerobic workout while spinning fire, once you start moving the staves around more, you exercise most of the body.

      It's important to use both hands, and train both sides, cos once you get better, you'll be wanting to swap across and you really really don't want to grab the burning bit. Oh, one thing I should say - you have to practice with the sticks unlit, and only once you aren't touching the wicks against your clothes, and aren't dropping it, then think about lighting it.
      Being burnt isn't fun, and more importantly, it's usually someplace that you use to spin the stick against :)

      One last thing - my mouse wrist still clicks and grinds so I guess it's not a perfect cure - but now there's no pain. That's enough for me. (And did I mention chicks dig it? ) *grin*

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  67. Here's what I wanna see... by argent · · Score: 1

    1. A real GUI shell. One where you can build your shell pipelines graphically, give the punters an idea of why the whole idea of pipes and filters is really cool.

    2. Windows system based on passing OpenGL scripts around. Postscript with enhancements or Javascript, I don't care, so long as I can run inherently safe applets in the GPU, over a network.

    3. A 3d GUI that pays attention to the fact that easy games don't throw you into a "free-flight" mode. I don't want to cruise around a first-person-shooter, that's too bloody hard... figure out something the 3rd dimension can MEAN (I like the idea of making it 'attention'... Windows you're not using automatically drift off into the distance and turn into 3d icons when they get far enough away).

    4. You shouldn't need to use a different API to run applications locally, on a server, or anywhere else. X11 kind of hides that by making everything remote, but Plan 9 and 8½ did it better. Ideally, you should be able to use the same API even from user or kernel mode.

    5. A common programming language that doesn't suck fossilized maggots from a jurassic midden.

    1. Re:Here's what I wanna see... by HSBXAZTHHO · · Score: 0

      We are still using a variation of the commodore architecture. innovation is to put what others are doing in a diiferent case. we are in the dark ages friend.

    2. Re:Here's what I wanna see... by argent · · Score: 1

      We are still using a variation of the commodore architecture.

      Would that be the one where the file system is in the disk drive, or the one where the OS actually provides a real-time GUI on a CPU that's slower than any five year old PDA?

      Or is "Commodore" the only 8-bit computer maker you can think of?

  68. atomic clock by zogger · · Score: 1

    Seems like you could get a battery operated atomic clock and stick it on your computer now with some double sided foam or velcro or something like that. It would be nifty if it synced with your clock in the machine somehow (bluetooth?).

    Keyboard-cpu. Yes, that would be a nice form factor. It's a laptop basically if you think about it, sans screen. So if you could get a laptop form factor generic box (with the retractable mouse, that's good too) and pay much less by NOT having an integral LCD screen and use your existing monitor it might be neat as a low watt space saver desktop. Aren't the screens still a big part of laptop costs now?

  69. One already exists. by MiKM · · Score: 1

    ...I mean how many of you have or use the phone near your computer? Well, why not combine the two!?... It's called a modem, you idiot.

  70. Dell is the bane of the industry by bstadil · · Score: 4, Insightful
    On a more serious note, Dell computer is the bane of innovation in the PC area.

    They do not invest in R&D (>1%) and competes on price. This forces everyone else to pretty much follow (except Apple) as there is only so much delta price people is willing to pay for innovations.

    With Dell being the low-cost producer mainly due to Intel's discount this effectively means that the Innovations is being priced out of the industry.

    Innovations is left to the componets suppliers and they pretty much only knows how to make things faster and smaller.

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    1. Re:Dell is the bane of the industry by yow2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think Dell innovates a lot on ways to reduce their costs.

    2. Re:Dell is the bane of the industry by flabbergast · · Score: 4, Informative

      Dell is not the cause, its a symptom of our times. People want $500 laptops and $200 computers and Dell has the power to give it to them. So, it does. Its not Dell's fault that its built itself into a powerhouse of low cost computing, its simply serving a public that wants everything at the lowest price possible regardless of the overall cost, in this case, innovation.

    3. Re:Dell is the bane of the industry by DrFalkyn · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some people will still pay for quality. Look at Alienware for instance. And thats where the innovation will happen before the Dells of the world produce the cheap knockoffs.

    4. Re:Dell is the bane of the industry by zettabyte · · Score: 1

      Ummm, yeah, I don't think you have a firm grasp on the free market...

      The PC side of things has been operating under free market competition since people started cloning the 8080. If low price always wins, why aren't we all still using TRS-80s?

      Downward price pressure drives the old and busted out and the new hotness in. The free market is teh shizzle!!!11!!one

      To proffer an analogy: Apple is a Monarchy, where you're told what you'll get, how you'll use it, and what you'll pay. The PC industry is a Democracy, where voting is done with dollars.

      For some, living under a Monarcy is comfortable. You don't have to make any decisions or worry about anything. Everything is taken care of for you. Just fork over your $2500. Apparantly that doesn't work for most people, who want lower prices and more choices, despite the risk involved.

      But, you know, some people like to be ruled with an iron fist.

  71. My list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. No case, or a small one. Kind of like the mac mini, but with even fewer cables.

    2. Blessed silence.

    3. A little LCD on the keyboard which shows what the function keys do. Also, the power/reset/DVD-eject buttons should be moved from the case to the keyboard... or the LCD monitor. And for heavens sake get rid of the useless keys (PrintScr, Scroll lock, Pause/Break).

    4. Solid state disks.

    5. Get the industry to agree on a standard universal docking station for mobile phones, PDAs and digital cameras, and mould it into the keyboard or computer case.

    6. Permanent suspend mode, with instant re-start.

  72. Zonk by stiefvater · · Score: 1

    i'm developing a theory:

    that Zonk is a fictional editor - created by the real editors so that they don't look as bad by comparison.

    nice try guys, but we're on to you.

    K.

  73. Have you ever heard of an UPS? by IcEMaN252 · · Score: 1

    That already exists, its called an UPS. I have a 1000VA UPS, and I survive all but a substaintial power outage. Voltage regulation is cool too.

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    1. Re:Have you ever heard of an UPS? by Apathetic1 · · Score: 1

      My laptop's battery came free with my laptop and lasts 4 hours. My desktop's UPS cost $60 and lasts 6 minutes.

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    2. Re:Have you ever heard of an UPS? by IcEMaN252 · · Score: 1

      It may have came "free" with your laptop, but how much did it cost all together?

      You're desktop also isn't optimized for energy efficiency. It's attached to the wall, which is a fairly pletiful supply of power.

      I'm drawing 180 Watts from my ups right now, and it will last about 40 minutes at this rate. Thats about 120 kilowatt/hours, and it cost me $100. Your battery is probably rated around 65 watt hours and would cost $80-100 to replace.

      Which is a better deal?

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    3. Re:Have you ever heard of an UPS? by Apathetic1 · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I got my laptop for free so it didn't cost me anything. A quick scan of eBay tells me the battery for my laptop would cost about $60, however.

      Really I just want to know why there isn't a battery built into every computer - it's saved my ass more times than I can count.

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  74. I can think of some existing places needing work by suitepotato · · Score: 4, Insightful

    CLUSTERING
    By now, you'd figure the Linux would might have gotten this down and perfected or at least out of the distro useable. We need mirroring failover, load-balancing, load-distributing, and task-distributing clustering all in one package. Some machines become on boot failover mirrors opertaing in synch with the others. Some machines on boot become drones for the first group balancing out loads without mirroring everything. Some more will become auxillary drones for overall load spreading to keep the core stable. And the last group will take various code to execute as needed by the first three layers.

    THIN CLIENTS
    There's no reason to stick insanely powered PCs in every corner of my house and inside every piece of audio-visual equipment, complicating heat disposal, electricity distribution, and network connectivity. Still all the guts in one place and put interfaces elsewhere. The Enterprise didn't run on thick clients with computers everywhere, it had a giant multiprocessing core and every lesser powered computational device around the ship was essentially an interface and some sensors and tools. We'll never see this future if we doggedly insist on sticking something comparable to a Cray of ten years ago in every little box. Our houses will go into electrical meltdown and our electric bills will become comparable to mortgages.

    ENERGY EFFICIENCY
    Sometimes around the end of the 1982 recession the world seems to have forgotten the lessons of the nonexistant phony baloney energy crisis: it is possible to do things that we need and like with less energy and without inane politically motivated changes in our lifestyle. It would be far better to have lower power processors and support chips, with multiple cores and each core hyperthreading on board and the chips working together if we needed the horsepower and the ability to turn those processors down when we weren't using them. We could also use lower powered graphics processors. We could use more efficient power supplies. The list goes on. With true hot plugging, we could in the OS software tell the mobo to turn down slots that had cards without any task at the time like a dial up modem only being used as an occasional fax. Tell the USB or Firewire drives to turn off until needed. As opposed to the current power saving systems that don't actually tend to work consistantly and without farking hard drives and the data stored there.

    MODULARITY I don't call USB and Firewire everything modularity. I still have most everything jammed onto a single mobo and whatever isn't gets stuck in a PCI slot or one of the above mentioned busses. I would like to be able to power down, pull something like an Atari 2600 cartdrige out, and pop in another with a different processor. I'd like to be able to pop in more boards with no excess things I don't need. Like, say... a blade server. But it shouldn't cost fifty thousand dollars. We've had modularity, slots, etc. for a very long time now. Why is it that it costs insane amounts and is positioned in a way that discourages its use? Why must we be so monolithic? If my car was made that way, I'd not be able to stick a different air filter in without buying a new engine.

    INTERFACE
    How hard is it to understand that only somewhat accurate voice recognition, crappy voice synthesis, 3D and multi-monitor displays only for the well-heeled isn't cutting it? Instead we get convoluted eye candy keyboards, shiny mice and trackballs, we get geek candy. I want a speech recognition system that is speaker independent and given the Internet and sheer numbers of users, a wide range data base synthesizing the results together of millions of users should have by now come about. Nope. I was doing software based speech synthesis on a frigging 6502 with 64K RAM more than twenty years ago. Best we get is that voice of the MS Office assistants. Big deal we've had multi-monitor displays for years. No sign of them becoming the standard. So much

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  75. Tilt by IcEMaN252 · · Score: 1

    You do realise that if you put all the parts that heat up (CPU, Vid Card, HDD) on the top part that you'll have to add a weight to the bottom part to keep it on your lap instead of tipping over?

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    1. Re:Tilt by obidonn · · Score: 1

      I think they could move just the memory and the processor to behind the screen, stiffen up the hinges, and leave the hard drive and dvd/cd drive on the bottom, along with the battery which also seems to have some weight. By far the hottest part in laptops is the processor.

    2. Re:Tilt by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Long life rechargeable batteries heat up under load(charge/discharge), possibly moreso than MOST portable/mobile processors.

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  76. as of late??? by cahiha · · Score: 1

    Why has there been such a sudden lack in innovation as of late?

    There hasn't been much innovation in the last 10-20 years. Windows NT is, at best, a rewrite of 1980's technology. Macintosh is actually shipping nearly the same system that NeXT came up with in the mid-1980's. Linux is a reimplementation of 1980's UNIX, and BSD is largely based on 1980's UNIX (with some tweaks). The Internet has been around since the 1960's, and people were using it for pretty much the same things they are using it for today 20 years ago (discussion groups, pr0n, news, even some on-line shopping).

    What has happened is that existing technologies have become popularized. That's not "innovation", it's business.

    1. Re:as of late??? by HarryZink · · Score: 1

      > Macintosh is actually shipping nearly the same system that
      > NeXT came up with in the mid-1980's.

      I love it when people that have never used either system, talk about it as if they were experts.

    2. Re:as of late??? by cahiha · · Score: 1

      I love it when people that have never used either system, talk about it as if they were experts.

      I guess that about sums it up: you think that by using a system, you can determine innovation. You think that a bit of theming and some incremental engineering improvements equal innovation.

      Name a single significant innovation that Apple has contributed to the world of desktop computing over the last decade.

  77. Open Source Project by chadseld · · Score: 1

    Here is a project I've been wanting to start for some time. There are two components: 1. A program that changes your wall paper every 1min, 10min, 1hr, etc... 2. A database of time-lapse outdoor scenes from around the world. Each scene is 24hrs in length with images captured at intervals of 10-30min. So that sitting in your office (with no windows) you can see what it is like to spend a day out side the taj mahal, or out in the american south west. This is done in pseudo real-time. I.E. if it's 10AM where you are, you see 10AM in the time-lapse. If you stay up all night, you can see what night time in the desert is like. There should be a community site with software and instructions so that users all around the world can take their regular digital cameras and a tripod + software and create their own time-scape scenes of the areas in which they live. These user scenes can be put on the web site for all to enjoy. Anyway, the real genius of this idea is that if it's done by a commercial company rather than open-source, some guy gets paid to travel around the world and spend 24hrs an all the places which are nice to look at. If anyone wants to start a company to do this, I'll volunteer for this job :)

  78. gimme gimme gimme by kevin_osborne · · Score: 1
    • Wallscreens (cf. Tad Williams' Otherland novels) Wall-sized ultra-flatscreen net connected hardware-complete televisions/consoles/workstations - my pitch to kill Fox cable like the evil slug it is
    • Look-to-click. I've gotten carpal tunnel from the stupid mouse because I have to chase what I'm looking at all the time. cut out the middle man!
    • speak/think/twitch -to-type. The typewriter keyboard has been around since what, 18-hundred-and-something? I do love the new LCD board, but a better mousetrap is still a mousetrap. Hows about a virtual keyboard linked up to wireless fingertip-pads - tip-twitching _must_ be quicker than whole-hand-typing
    • Visual overlay. Why have a desktop background at all? Why can't I have glasses/implants constantly streaming data/commands as requested while I go about my day? Left-eye Slashdot summary while walking between greens? sure. Instant bring up of gas prices down the road while pulling up at the gas station? great. And why do I have to crick my neck reading goddamn tree-killing novels again? Get me away from these noisy boxes and crotch-burning fliptops and oopsy-dropsy input-contortion-inducing PDAs. Stop making my monkey eyes look at psychosis-inducing backlights and radiation blasters. Bring the screen to my retinas where the rest of my incoming video is.
    • Self-storage. Where do I need my data? Wherever I am. Do I want to have to remember a sodding device everytime I go anywhere, or chain myself to a fixed conduit device? no. Insert a terabyte of wireless flash in my appendix or something and have every device I walk up to sync to it. This is the 'Electronic Workspace'/'Digital Presence' requirement. why the hell do I have to spend so much time shifting bits about the place? they're _my_ bits for chrissakes - give 'em back you stinking non-interoperable discrete-storage non-propagating storage media of death. Unify all my boxen via _me_.
    • Universal wireless net coverage. WiMax, 3G whatever. And do it global. Net access is as much a right for every child as is clean air and water.
    • Brain overclocking. If I'm only seeing what's on the net, and interacting with it virtually, my defunct body is just a supporting fluid sac right? Why can't my brain start viewing content as fast as it possibly can? Why can't I leave monkey-pace viewing behind and go to dream speed? Don't we REM for only minutes, but have hours of experience in the dreamscape? Why can't I asccelerate my daily read of BBC/Slashdot/TheRegister/Kottke/Waxy/Digg/Del.icio .us by upping my brainwave refresh rate?
    And after that? Bring on the Singularity! http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~phoenix/vinge/vinge-s ing.html
    1. Re:gimme gimme gimme by c0bw3b · · Score: 1

      I should have known Spider Jerusalem would be on Slashdot. I'm right there with you, man.

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  79. I'd like three things by melted · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1. Better color fidelity in laptop screens. I want to see _all_ 16M colors, no clipping in the skies.

    2. Lighter laptop batteries with 5-10x the capacity.

    3. High DPI laptop monitors and OS that natively supports scalable output (Longhorn is supposed to take care of that, if that's not yet been cut, too).

  80. Here's the whole article by Dangerouslycheesy · · Score: 1

    Well since no mirrors are up, here is the entire article:

    The Top 5 Things I want to see In the Next 5 Years
    By Clarence Ladson

    Let's face it, we all love technology. We surround ourselves the the latest and greatest and consume nothing but the best of the best when it comes to gadgetry and technological extravagances, yet in the past few years the only thing to advance in an incredible degree would be video cards and CPUs. Why has there been such a sudden lack in innovation as of late? Are we in a technological drought? I like to stick to my own diagnosis of the industry as being too concerned with keeping a steady cash flow over social experimentation with new products but then again that's just an opinion from a little guy.

    Well, I know what I want to see happen in the next years and I'm there are at least 1 million blogs about this very subject but I have a very convincing statement which should make you read and backup my list and It's quite simple really: I'm right and all 1 million blogs are wrong. There. I said it. I'm sure that after reading the list that you'll also come to this conclusion, at least that's what I'm banking on.

    1.) Better Designed fans -- RAWR! That's the sound of my system all 24 hours of the day. Although I have fairly new Thermaltake fans for both my CPU and system, the thing sounds as if it had wings and wheels that it would take off into the sky. Now, I'm sure many of you will say "Oh stop whining, there's liquid cooling and fan-less solutions, yackity smackity" but I say nay onto those because 1.) Liquid cooling is more expensive than a fan based setup and 2.) Have you seen an AMD 64 being ran with a fan-less solution? They melt like marshmallows on a campfire.

    Seeing how there are is a nearly frictionless lubricant in Japan, I'm sure that some engineers from these fan manufacturers can conjure up the nerve to walk into the sex shops selling the stuff and just buy a few bottles. In the name of advancement and science of course. I mean, haven't they heard of Teflon!? Why not even use a little Wesson on the things, I'm sure they'd sound a lot quieter then apposed to the sand and glass I suspect they use currently for lubrication.

    2.) Cases with more functionality -- Haven't you even dreamt of having your case double as a food/drink dispenser as well? Of course you have! Wouldn't it just be oh-so cool to have a bottle opener or a soda dispenser built into the case without having to do tedious and sometimes ridiculous amounts of modifications? I mean, the possibilities are quite endless really when it comes to being a dispenser and it wouldn't necessarily be all that hard.

    It doesn't have to stop at food either, I mean how many of you have or use the phone near your computer? Well, why not combine the two!? Wouldn't it just be so cool to have a fully functional phone right there on your case? There would be no need to get up ever again except for bathroom breaks but they have bags and jugs for that anyways, right?

    3.) Wireless everything -- That's right baby, no more wire hang- err, wires. I want to be able to buy something, set it on my desk and it automagically work. This rule applies for everything from mice and keyboards to monitors and various displays. We are in a word where being connected is required but I don't necessarily see why we need to be connected with a huge cable or dare I say, dozens of cables! It isn't as if it would be hard, it would just take a standardization of a short range communications standard and some willingness from a few manufacturers.

    If it's once thing that amazes people still in this day and age, it's things that can send and receive data wirelessly. Even people with a complete understanding of the technology stare in bewilderment at their cutesy, wireless mouse. Come on industry, cut the cords and go truly wireless already!

    4.) More use of the USB storage keys -- If you're like me, then you game on your PC. A lot. And also like me, you must absolut

  81. If it isn't a joke, then why am I laughing? by sedyn · · Score: 1

    I think this is the most asinine "article" I've ever read...

    On the one hand the author states that they want cases to be more functional (and provide beverage serving capabilites). On the other, they want hard drives to be smaller because they want to "...own a PC that is as thin as a light-weight laptop and with the length and width of a Mac Mini."

    Brilliant!

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  82. G5 did the fans by seebs · · Score: 1

    I am not always a huge fan of Apple's hardware design; my dual G4 tower was the loudest desktop personal computer ever.

    But Apple has done the fans for a while, and the cases for a long time.

    My G5 is quieter than my laptop P4 system. Dual 2.0Ghz processors, and you can't even hear it under reasonable load. My P4 is loud and annoying.

    Yes, I could theoretically track down quieter fans, and a power supply with quieter fans, and so on... But Apple built the machine to be quiet out of the box, and I love it love it love it.

    Cases? Since the days of the G3 tower, Apple cases have opened with a simple latch. No screws, no hassle, everything nice and reachable.

    The objection I have to the article isn't that these two ideas are bad ideas in some way. It's that they're not in the slightest bit innovative.

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  83. Article - because of /.ing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's face it, we all love technology. We surround ourselves with the latest and greatest and consume nothing but the best of the best when it comes to gadgetry and technological extravagances, yet in the past few years the only thing to advance in an incredible degree would be video cards and CPUs. Why has there been such a sudden lack in innovation as of late? Are we in a technological drought? I like to stick to my own diagnosis of the industry as being too concerned with keeping a steady cash flow over social experimentation with new products but then again that's just an opinion from a little guy.

    Well, I know what I want to see happen in the next years and I'm there are at least 1 million blogs about this very subject but I have a very convincing statement which should make you read and backup my list and It's quite simple really: I'm right and all 1 million blogs are wrong. There. I said it. I'm sure that after reading the list that you'll also come to this conclusion, at least that's what I'm banking on.

    1) Better Designed fans -- RAWR! That's the sound of my system all 24 hours of the day. Although I have fairly new Thermaltake fans for both my CPU and system, the thing sounds as if it had wings and wheels that it would take off into the sky. Now, I'm sure many of you will say "Oh stop whining, there's liquid cooling and fan-less solutions, yackity smackity" but I say nay onto those because 1.) Liquid cooling is more expensive than a fan based setup and 2.) Have you seen an AMD 64 being ran with a fan-less solution? They melt like marshmallows on a campfire.

    Seeing how there are is a nearly frictionless lubricant in Japan, I'm sure that some engineers from these fan manufacturers can conjure up the nerve to walk into the sex shops selling the stuff and just buy a few bottles (in the name of advancement and science of course). I mean, haven't they heard of Teflon!? Why not even use a little Wesson on the things, I'm sure they'd sound a lot quieter then apposed to the sand and glass I suspect they use currently for lubrication.

    2) Cases with more functionality -- Haven't you even dreamt of having your case double as a food/drink dispenser as well? Of course you have! Wouldn't it just be oh-so cool to have a bottle opener or a soda dispenser built into the case without having to do tedious and sometimes ridiculous amounts of modifications? I mean, the possibilities are quite endless really when it comes to being a dispenser and it wouldn't necessarily be all that hard.

    It doesn't have to stop at food either, I mean how many of you have or use the phone near your computer? Well, why not combine the two!? Wouldn't it just be so cool to have a fully functional phone right there on your case? There would be no need to get up ever again except for bathroom breaks but they have bags and jugs for that anyways, right?

    3) Wireless everything -- That's right baby, no more wire hang- err, wires. I want to be able to buy something, set it on my desk and it automatically work. This rule applies for everything from mice and keyboards to monitors and various displays. We are in a world where being connected is required but I don't necessarily see why we need to be connected with a huge cable or dare I say dozens of cables! It isn't as if it would be hard, it would just take a standardization of a short range communications standard and some willingness from a few manufacturers.

    If it's once thing that amazes people still in this day and age, its things that can send and receive data wirelessly. Even people with a complete understanding of the technology stare in bewilderment at their cutesy, wireless mouse. Come on industry, cut the cords and go truly wireless already!

    4) More use of the USB storage keys -- If you're like me, then you game on your PC. And also like me, you must absolutely despise having to keep the damn game disk within the drive all day long. Well, grief no more because I have a handy dandy solution that would not only please you and me but also the

  84. Again with the frictionless lubricant! by mrbooze · · Score: 1

    Again with the sexual innuendo about the near-frictionless lubricant.

    Come on, people, think about this some, do you *really* want near-frictionless lubricant for sex? You can already simulate that now. Just drop your pants and wave your dick in the air.

    As for the rest of the article, laughable. The next step in innovation is *quieter fans*??? Why not just *cooler CPUs*?

  85. Re: Digital clocks in laptops by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 1
    2. digital clock on laptops. [...]that'd even be useful on a desktop machine.
    I'd be happy if my machine could keep time as well as a cheap $2 digital watch.
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  86. I may be wrong (usually am) by zappepcs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    but it seems that many here are mistaking improvement for innovation. Innovation is doing that which has not been done, nor was expected via the conduits of common sense.

    Innovation in computing will take some doing. There are plenty of companies that are trying to find and accept new business models and methods, trying to adapt to new threats, both malicious and competition based, but there is no innovation per se'. Unless you want to count multicore processors, low voltage processors, battery and power technologies that are leaps and bounds above previous. These are arguably derivitive works, but they build cornerstones for true innovation.

    Innovation in computing, by definition, must change how we use them in some way. The spreadsheet was an innovation. The DOS was an innovation. GUI OS was an innovation. What do we need now?

    We need more human like interaction with computers. Grandma doesn't need to know what icon to click if the computer asks her what she wants to do? Little sheila doesn't have to know the innards of Google if all she has to do is ask what is the three main properties of an isotope?

    There is an entire new (as yet unexplored) world of computing that is a huge layer between the user and the actual workings of a computer. All the recent 'innovations' in computing and technology bring us that little bit closer to the world of Star Trek computers. The people that help bridge what we have today over to what Star Trek and other futuristic folks have promised are the people that will bring innovation.

    The computer is a tool. We use it in different ways, but it is a tool. It really doesn't matter what OS you use, it is still a tool. I envision robots interacting with humans, and in the background use the computer/Internet to help or assist humans. How many times have you asked somebody who that movie actor was? or what is the word that means so and so? or asked people around you what is a word that means blah blah blah? We are born, and grow up, and by accident of birth, we learn and experience what it is that makes us much of what we are (so psychiatrists say) but with the computer and Internet, that can change. When you can ask your robot or PDA what is the identity of the bird that I just heard, then you have innovation. When you can be shopping and ask your robot or pda if this camelback couch is a good deal or not, that is innovation.

    When you can type out a shopping list for the grocery store, and a kid shows up when you get home with the items you wanted... that is innovation.

    The point is that technology isn't innovation. Innovation is how we use the technology. You can surf progressively faster and faster, but if you continue to surf the same way, there is no innovation.

    Perhaps some will argue with me (and TFA is unavailable) but innovation is not new batteries or a different design of laptop. Innovation is how we use the technology and information (that wants to be free by the way).

    Innovation is how software makes the information more useful. Right now we still pay lawyers to do patent searches... computers should tell us if there is prior art or patents without paying a lawyer. Information is just information. Sure there are those that want you to pay for it, but any free information should be available in ways that is just not possible now... that is innovation. When your child can ask the computer how many bones are in the human hand, and be shown a picture of them on the 'face' of their personal robot, that is innovation.

    Information doesn't want to just be free, it wants to be freely integrated into all of our lives. When there is even just one place in a rural 3rd world country where information like this is available, it doesn't take much to imagine that even the uneducated can ask for help finding a new way to solve a problem and finding how it was solved in all of history in other places. Say a third world company wants to build cars... and they ask the computer for cross reference of their design against all of the worlds minimum requirements for safety? If they got the answer, that is innovation. ... well, that is what I want. I'm not holding my breath.

    1. Re:I may be wrong (usually am) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The DOS was an innovation.

      Oxymoron or super-innovative spell-checker failure? ;)

    2. Re:I may be wrong (usually am) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yours is the longest, most useless reply in this entire thread.

      Stop trying to be "creative". It's not working for you.

    3. Re:I may be wrong (usually am) by rupert0 · · Score: 1

      is just a change on the way computers compute :S...and you are not wrong :P

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    4. Re:I may be wrong (usually am) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is actually pretty funny:

      "I may be wrong (usually am) (Score:5, Insightful) by ..."

    5. Re:I may be wrong (usually am) by doj8 · · Score: 1

      The Disk Operating System (DOS) was definitely an innovation. No more loading paper tapes. Files identified by name, rather than location. Easier interactive invocation of executables. A number of different improvements combined to create something which was an innovation over previous ways of doing things.

      I realize for those who didn't start out with punch cards and paper tape, and those who don't distinguish between the concept of a Disk Operating System and the much later implementation of MS-DOS, it's easy to be snide.

      Without a frame of reference spanning the transition created by an innovation, many innovations, in hindsight, appear obvious. They often have already become the norm and people no longer recollect how things used to be, nor why it was innovative to change these things.

      That is why the study of history is valuable. You can have a frame of reference spanning a innovative transition by either living through it or by learning about the before and after of it.

      To simply snidely criticize without understanding is the mark of a fool (which I have been many times myself).

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  87. I for one.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new DVR controlling female overlords..

    Well I don't have a choice in the matter .. my wife made me do it.

  88. Re:Bzzzzt! by HarryZink · · Score: 2, Insightful



    Sorry to disagree. I'm no bug friend of DELL but if you had taken the time to actually look inside some of their PC and servers, you'd see some very ingeniously designed systems - both operationally, as well as functionally. Sure, they are still PCs, but I don't see any innovative airflow designs, interactive sensors (for fan control), intelligently laid out motherboards, etc... from any other cheap PC manufacturer.

    Oh yeah, and they are extremely inexpensive. Yeah, they most likely outsource the engineering and design, but who cares -- the stuff is extremely well priced (read: cheap), and quite intelligently designed (more so than some of the crap hp/compaq churns out).

  89. Sometimes, A watch isn't good enough by carlmenezes · · Score: 1

    Because it slows downa bit every month and you need to correct it after a year or so. Now what would be great would be an LCD watch panel that hooks directly into your motherboard. That way, when you browse the net, your OS would automatically time-sync your BIOS clock over the net and you would always have good accuracy.

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    1. Re:Sometimes, A watch isn't good enough by MrFlannel · · Score: 1

      They already have watches that synch with the atomic clock (just like those desktop clocks).

      So, duct tape one to the side of your PC, or laptop, or cell phone, or anything else 'modern' people use as watch substitutes.

      Personally, I'll keep my watch on my arm, so it's there whenever I need it, no matter what I'm doing, in the same place so I can look at the time without having to think.

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    2. Re:Sometimes, A watch isn't good enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See? That's the main use of Daylight Savings Time. It makes you reset your watch twice a year. And while you're doing that anyway, you might as well nudge it ahead a minute or two to get it back in sync with the real time.

    3. Re:Sometimes, A watch isn't good enough by alarch · · Score: 1

      only few things are more annoing than to have watch on your arm. i hate that feeling.

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    4. Re:Sometimes, A watch isn't good enough by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

      Uhh... what's wrong with ntp for network time-syncing? Even Windows supports it. It can do everything you seem to want - sync your BIOS clock, sync the clock on your desktop so it's nice and accurate.

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    5. Re:Sometimes, A watch isn't good enough by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      Seriously, you've never thought that correcting a watch once a year isn't that much of a struggle? Versus the fact that as someone else said, there are already auto-syncing watches. "Clocks with everything" is a very odd mentality, but still most of my friends don't wear watches. It's amusing when they have to take out their phone to see the time.

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    6. Re:Sometimes, A watch isn't good enough by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

      Why should I have to shackle myself with a watch? Not that I'm a fan of having to carry around a mobile phone, but as I do, it makes sense to have the time displayed on it and rely solely on the phone for telling the time.

      Although occasionally I know I don't need to take my phone out with me, so I leave it at home and just get the time relying on the fact that there're clocks everywhere, and other people around with watches or phones.

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    7. Re:Sometimes, A watch isn't good enough by Infernal+Device · · Score: 1

      Seriously, you've never thought that correcting a watch once a year isn't that much of a struggle?

      Oh, gods. First there's the whole fumbling with the watchstrap thing (they just never seem to come undone at the first go). Then I have to run around asking people the time until I get a proper consensus, and of course, the ever so tedious drudgery of looking at some other timepiece, knowing that it's anywhere from a millisecond to ten minutes off the the correct time.

      Really, it's the milliseconds that do you in - if someone can't be bothered to keep their clock exactly correct, then they do not deserve to live, if you ask me.

      But once the watch is reset, there's all the trouble of having to put it back on, reversing the unlatching motion, etc.

      Personally, I'd rather hand-calculate two-million digit prime numbers with pen and ink.

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    8. Re:Sometimes, A watch isn't good enough by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      Damn, I hadn't thought of that. You didn't mention the fact that if you have an analogue watch, by the time you've wound it round to the correct time, a few seconds have passed and it's no longer the correct time! Not to mention getting that molecular-level precision; getting out the microscope and setting it up is such a bind.

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    9. Re:Sometimes, A watch isn't good enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "First there's the whole fumbling with the watchstrap thing (they just never seem to come undone at the first go). "

      If you have trouble putting on and taking off a watch then you have bigger problems than keeping the correct time.

    10. Re:Sometimes, A watch isn't good enough by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      If you're that concerned with the correct time and being lazy, get one of those watches which gets synced to a nuclear clock over the ether. They're quite cheap....and more accurate than your system clock.

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    11. Re:Sometimes, A watch isn't good enough by llefler · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, my $30 timex keeps great time. But my cell phone loses a couple minutes a month, my $200 linux based dvr does too, and my computers have to sync their time to the network to remain reliable.

      I've wondered for a while; why can we have 3ghz CPUs with gigs of ram, yet the clocks are less reliable than my original 10 mhz XT.

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  90. IT'S AVAILABLE IN THIS MIRROR by schestowitz · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:IT'S AVAILABLE IN THIS MIRROR by nickos · · Score: 1

      Thanks - but where's the 2nd page?

  91. Here Is What I'd Like to See: by linguae · · Score: 1
    1. 128-bit RISC Processor. I would love to own one of these workstations built around it.
    2. I would also like to see an usable exokernel operating system. I have heard great things about exokernels. Exokernels are a nice design concept and is focused on the idea to have nearly all functions of the operating system in user space, and the kernel only manages those functions. Think of an exokernel as a microkernel to the extreme.
    3. I would like to see an open-source version of Display PostScript or Quartz, only better. That exokernel OS needs a very good window manager and desktop, right?
    4. A new easy-to-use high level language, with a very easy to use API, would be very helpful to write applications in the aforementioned OS. I don't think we should be coding all applications in C or C++ forever.
    5. Finally, I'd like to see the paradigm of mainstream word processors changed to something more like Apple Pages or LyX. Properly edited documents should be like properly edited web pages; the formatting and the content should be separated (just like XHTML and CSS). The problem with MS Word and similar word processors is that they have a very weak implementation of styles. If you don't know how styles work in Word, you'll be manually formatting your documents, which is painful in long papers and texts. When formatting and content is separated, the writer can focus on the content (the actual text, spelling, and grammar), while the word processor takes care of the formatting. The word processor should learn how to properly format an essay, a report, a textbook, a novel, etc., even though the user can tweak settings.
  92. Re:I can think of some existing places needing wor by jonwil · · Score: 1

    Why arent companies spending more effort to make desktop computers use less electricity?
    If someone like Dell (with a new CPU and motherboard and graphics from Intel and other components from wherever) came out with a lower-power desktop machine, it would sell like hotcakes (especially to e.g. corperations who would see it as a way to save on their energy bills)

  93. On a more serious note.... by carlmenezes · · Score: 1

    1)How about DRM free hardware?
    2)Industries that sticks to open standards?
    3)How about choosing standards and future technology without politics and format battles?
    4)How about all Linux distros conforming to the LSB?

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  94. The 5 Innovations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Impenetrable Security that is resistant to password theft, biometric theft, and even people trying to trick me into doing bad things.

    2. Perfect AI to detect and discard my stupid mistakes (=dwim).

    3. Simple Interface, yet flexible, so everyone from Aunt Tillie to the Cyborgs can use a single standard.

    4. Perpetual Motion CPUs that power themselves so we don't have to worry power consumption or an energy crisis.

    5. Eric Raymond's Head On A Pike because he's so out of touch that it would be funny if his well-publicized rants weren't harmful to the community (not to mention human intelligence in general).

  95. I want pressure release cables... by WoTG · · Score: 1

    Why do I have to worry about my laptop being yanked to the floor by someone tripping on the power cable? I know wireless power isn't practical for a laptop, but there has got to be some relatively simple solution (other than using up the limited # of recharges in the batteries life).
    IIRC, the Xbox controllers do something along these lines - though, there probably isn't as much current or voltage on that cable.

    1. Re:I want pressure release cables... by vhold · · Score: 1

      My sony laptop's power supply effectively has this. The point where it connects to the laptop can come out pretty easily, but if you are tripping on it at the perfect angle where it can't come out, the power supply box itself has a cable connection point that will unplug.

      It'd be next to impossible to trip on it perfectly so that at least one couldn't come undone.

    2. Re:I want pressure release cables... by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Along the same lines, I want power connectors (Molex) with sensible locking mechanism. It drives me mad that I have to use some kind of pliers to disconnect a hard drive connector, as they rely on friction (and lots of it!) to stay put. It's particularly dumb since you're dealing with rather sensitive equipment; the forces you need to work with the connectors would easily destroy the drive.

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  96. I don't have a watch... by microcars · · Score: 1

    but I have a cell phone and most of the time I use it to see what time it is.

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  97. My top 5: practicality instead of innovation. by niktemadur · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking desktop computers here, as I don't have a laptop.

    1. A rechargeable 5-minute battery so that in case there's a blackout, you have a chance to save your documents, grab a flashlight or candles without fumbling in the dark, then properly shut down the computer.
    Picture a miniature version of a laptop battery and forget about buying a twenty-pound power backup that costs a bundle.

    2. RCA jacks on the back of a desktop should be standard, to hook up to the TV with no hassle. They're probably out there, but mine doesn't have them, and I haven't seen one that does.

    3. Monitors should have touch-screen input, too. To scroll Google Maps with a finger, for example.

    4. Integration with programmable, universal remote controls for a few basic functions (Shut Down, Volume Up, Volume Down, you get the idea).

    5. Integrated Bose speakers, baby! Yeah! Okay, so what the hell, a little kick-ass luxury would be nice, too.

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  98. It's not the fans that make the noise... by cbreaker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's the AIR the fan is pushing that makes the noise. So I guess he wants quiet air..

    Pull the fins off your fan and see how much noise it makes. It won't make much. Unless it's old and shitty, but that's not a valid arguement.

    So, the "innovation" won't be in making quiet fans, it will be in making top of the line FAST chips that don't require them.

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    1. Re:It's not the fans that make the noise... by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      So, the "innovation" won't be in making quiet fans, it will be in making top of the line FAST chips that don't require them.

      Exactly. You hit the nail on the head. Somebody mod this guy up.

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    2. Re:It's not the fans that make the noise... by evilviper · · Score: 1
      It's the AIR the fan is pushing that makes the noise. So I guess he wants quiet air..

      It's the AIR the car horn is pushing that makes the noise, so obviously the only way to make the horn quieter is quieter air...

      (I'm trying very hard not to call you an idiot)

      Pull the fins off your fan and see how much noise it makes. It won't make much.

      Actually, it WILL make a lot. It will then be unbalanced, spinning at a much higher speed than it should, the bearings ratling around, etc. in fact, to prove my point, buy a ball-bearing fan, and a similarly spec'd sleeve-bearing fan, and compare them. Guess which one with be quieter (and one WILL be much quieter).

      That said, removing the fins will cut down on noise somewhat, but not because moving air is inherently noisy. Removing fins reduces the noise because most fans have horribly designed fins which cut through the air in such a way that they make a lot of unnecessary noise, whether they move lots of air or not. I could take most noisy fans, put the fins for the well-designed fan on it, and make it damn near silent. So fans have a LOT of room for noise improvements.

      I've come across lots of quiet fans that move huge ammounts of air, and lots of noisy fans that move a tiny ammount of air.

      So, the "innovation" won't be in making quiet fans, it will be in making top of the line FAST chips that don't require them.

      It's a combination of the two. Lower the power consumption of the chips, and you can get away with slower fans. However, there won't be solid-state computers in the foreseable future, so innovations on quieter fans are also very important.

      To illustrate my point, even with the quietest new harddrives, they are still louder than the fans in any of my computers. $3 Enermax 80mm fans are great, though I wish the MTBF was longer. Meanwhile, ThermalTake's makes unusually noisy, high-pitched fans (SmartCase fan II) that are damn loud even at their lowest, "barely moving air" setting.

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    3. Re:It's not the fans that make the noise... by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      "It's the AIR the car horn is pushing that makes the noise, so obviously the only way to make the horn quieter is quieter air.."

      Give me a break. The POINT of a horn is to funnel air through some sort of shaped device in order to produce lound sounds.

      "(I'm trying very hard not to call you an idiot)"

      You didn't need to add that - are you TRYING to be a prick?

      " It will then be unbalanced, spinning at a much higher speed than it should, the bearings ratling around, etc. "

      I didn't say to rip the fins off with pliers.

      "I've come across lots of quiet fans that move huge ammounts of air, and lots of noisy fans that move a tiny ammount of air."

      I've come across some particularly loud cooling designs, too. Usually it has to do with where the air goes after it's forced through the fan, and sometimes it has to do with a shitty fan. Sure, there's cheapo fans that have terrible blade designs, but do you really think any NEW "innovation" will come from a fan, after nearly a century of fan design and production?

      Computer makers can design the quietest fan that is possible to generate the required amount of air flow to cool a chip by modeling their fans after proven designs - putting a little thought into them - but nothing new, for certian. Of course, to get you that $2 fan, it won't happen.

      "To illustrate my point, even with the quietest new harddrives, they are still louder than the fans in any of my computers."

      Maybe your hard drives are a few years old, or you got a crappy one. A new drive from almost any manufacturer these days (SATA 7200RPM) are so quiet I can't hear them unless I put my ear next to them. Given that these are mechanical devices, they will wear out, and make more noise as they age. Replace your drives if you want them quiet.

      This doesn't have anything to do with fans, though. So I'm not sure how it illustrates anything.

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    4. Re:It's not the fans that make the noise... by evilviper · · Score: 1
      The POINT of a horn is to funnel air through some sort of shaped device in order to produce lound sounds.

      Of course it is. I was simply illustrating the fallacy in your argument. ie. "Quieter Air"

      I didn't say to rip the fins off with pliers.

      Actually, pliers would be a fine way to do it. However, the point remains. No matter how carefully you remove the fins, the spindle will then be unbalanced, and also spinning much faster than normal due to the decreased drag. Very noisy.

      Also, I talked about sleeve bearing fans vs. ball bearing, which is solid evidence that the bearing (not the fins) makes up most of the noise people object to.

      I've come across some particularly loud cooling designs, too. Usually it has to do with where the air goes after it's forced through the fan, and sometimes it has to do with a shitty fan.

      I would swap that. It is almost always a noisy fan, and only occasionally the object it's blowing air across that makes the noise.

      Sure, there's cheapo fans that have terrible blade designs,

      Again, it's quite the opposite. Most have terrible blade designs, and only very few are good. Even more expensive ones can have poor and noisy designs.

      but do you really think any NEW "innovation" will come from a fan, after nearly a century of fan design and production?

      I don't just think something NEW will happen, I'm watching it happen. As computers become hotter, you can see the new fan designs comming out. Zallman, Thermaltake, Delta, Vanflo, Enermax, and more have come up with some radically different designs of fans over just the past couple years.

      Fluid dynamic bearings were a big improvement for motors (technology which is necessarily older than electric fans) and FDB used in hard drives have begun to get use in fans as well.

      Of course, to get you that $2 fan, it won't happen.

      Enermax 80mm fans are only $3. I'm sure less in quantity to an OEM. And damn silent. Better than the expensive and noisy fans from Themaltake.

      Maybe your hard drives are a few years old, or you got a crappy one.

      Nope. Brand new, and some of the quietest units around.

      A new drive from almost any manufacturer these days (SATA 7200RPM) are so quiet I can't hear them unless I put my ear next to them./blockquote
      Either your hearing is poor, or the fans in your system are so loud that they are covering up the noise of your hard drive. I had to carefully mount mine to eliminate the noise from vibrations, and it's acceptable now, but still audible over my (very quite, very cheap) $3 Enermax 80mm fans.
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    5. Re:It's not the fans that make the noise... by cbreaker · · Score: 1


      "Actually, pliers would be a fine way to do it."

      What?

      I stopped reading right there. If you want to argue with someone and keep them interested in your point, try not to be condescending punk.

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    6. Re:It's not the fans that make the noise... by evilviper · · Score: 1
      I stopped reading right there.

      Good argument.

      It's just a shame you got modded-up in the first place, with no idea what you're talking about.
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  99. External Wifi Status Display by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    What would be more useful would be to have a display, a set of 5 LEDs would be enough, giving the status of the current Wifi signal strength on the outside of the case. If I were going to choose the location, I'd put it on the rear "spine" of the laptop, because it's what normally shows up when you have it in a bag.

    Yes, I know there are little keychain dongles you can get which do this, I even own one, but that's just another thing to carry around / lose / need batteries for / etc. It would be a lot nicer if they just built that little circuit into the case and attached it to the regular antenna.

    The GPS would be another nice feature. I've toyed with the idea of attaching a GPS unit to my laptop, but it would require a rats nest of adaptors, since I don't have a serial port, and I'd probably have to velcro the receiver to the top of the screen. Not very elegant. Even if I bundled everything up nice and tightly, it would just be another thing to get caught when I'm hauling it in and out of the bag...it really needs to be built in.

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  100. Re:Keys. Already doing this in Kaos (bsd) by kiwipeso · · Score: 1

    The method I am looking to implement involves distributing the OS and apps on a CD or DVD rom, then letting the user create an encrypted copy of either :
    a. CD/DVD RW with their favorite apps, preferences and documents. or
    b. usb drive with favorite apps, preferences and documents. or
    c. distribute the preferences and documents on the p2p network.

    This effectively lets the user keep a stable copy of the system and a working copy of what I call the user profile, the data they use daily.

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  101. I'd have different ones... by Casandro · · Score: 1

    First of all make those things cheaper. Most people don't need expensive computers with expensive processors which only can stay on the market because of the numbers of them produced. Why not build desktop or portable PCs with embedded chips. Word processing or web-browsing can be done with far less power. And computers would work for decades, not months.

    Then there's another question. Why distinguish between laptops and desktop PCs. Most of those are severely crippled anyhow (because of bad OSes which don't include simple ways to develop applications, yes I include most Linux distributions here, too). Why not build a little Keyboard/Computer unit which can have a display attached to it via some cable or perhaps even mounted to it. So when you need mobility (one thing that laptops more and more fail to offer), you mount your display to the box, but if you want to work at home, you take the display, put it on a stand, and connect it via a cable to the main laptop.

    Then again, the industry should make a _really_ portable device again. The ZipIt shown here recently is already a step into the right direction. It's _really_ portable, it doesn't need to be connected to a PC, it has WLAN, and it's affordable. If one could install perhaps a way to download and execute as well as develop applications on that thing (it must be possible, I've developed Windows applications on devices with less RAM and less CPU) it could be the PC-Killer. A home-variant with larger keyboard and connections for TVs or VGA-Monitors, as well as normal Ethernet would wipe the PC out of homes and offices.

    There is also one thing, OS-Manufacturers don't understand. And that's that devices must be simple to develop for. I don't want to have to search for weeks for the development tools, then code my codes in C, compile them in long compile runs to upload them to the device just to find out to have made a little error and have to do it all over again. I want to have a keyboard, type 'call char (32,"AA55AA55AA55AA55")' and watch all spaces go to a checkerflag pattern.

    Of course, if you want to have "all wireless", you'd need to integrate 2 things, IPv6 and OLSR as well as open standards like the IPP. That way you could really make working wireless networks, just put your device somewhere in your house and it'll not only work immediately, it will also relay everything to other devices which aren't in range. Sharing data with your neighbourhood gets trivial, each one only needs to have 1 or 2 other computers in range and be connected. And security would then be made on a sane layer, not the hardware layer.

  102. Re:This is a joke, right? (solid state drives) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my list:

    - affordable solid state drives that are at least 10Gb.

    - ipv6

    - a solution to SPAM

    - 1 plug for every thing. keyboard, mouse, joystick, printer, &c should all use USB. no motherboards should come with serial/parallel ports or ps/2 mouse and keyboard ports.

    - innovative games. it is time to put the FPS to rest.

    - build the metaverse.

  103. No wireless mice for me, thank you very much. by niktemadur · · Score: 1

    Two reasons:

    1. If I use the mouse for a long time, or forget to recharge it (bound to happen to most of us at one point or another), I'm stuck with a handicapped interface until the bloody rodent gets juiced up again.

    2. If there's a loose mouse lying around, it's bound to crawl under the couch at one point or another.

    Granted, wireless mice can be very useful for a lot of people in many situations (conferences with laptops and projectors come to mind), but in a domestic environment, I'd rather keep my mouse on a leash.

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    1. Re:No wireless mice for me, thank you very much. by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      1) Use battery-powered one. And two sets of accumulators, plus auto-off charger. Replacement procedure is exchanging the two sets between the mouse and the charger.
      2) If it's used often, it will be caught before it gets to flee anywhere out of reach.

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  104. You confuse slavery with charity by DavidinAla · · Score: 1

    I give a lot of money to charitable causes that help other people, but it's because I CHOOSE to. I volunteer time at a homeless shelter and at a prison ministry that helps convicts to learn life skills they'll need once they're out, but it's because I CHOOSE to. Anybody who claims that he or she is OWED my money or my time is claiming the right to enslave me against my will. I don't accept that anyone has the right to make me his slave without my consent. Of course, governments take my money against my will now, but it's only because they're able to back up their claims with the threat of force -- just as any street thug might.

    1. Re:You confuse slavery with charity by node+3 · · Score: 1

      (1)Anybody who claims that he or she is OWED my money or my time is claiming the right to (2)enslave me against my will. I don't accept that anyone has the right to make me his slave without my consent(3). Of course, governments take my money against my will now, but it's only because they're able to back up their claims with the threat of force -- just as any street thug might(4).

      Bunch of illogical, and irrational, tripe.

      (1) Nobody claims you owe *them* money. Society demands, however, that you carry your weight. You're free to live in the hills as a hermit. If you want the benefits society has to offer, you must pay your dues.

      (2) The word "slavery" has a specific meaning, and paying taxes is not slavery.

      (3) No one is forcing you into slavery. As for consent, you are free to not pay taxes. See (1) above.

      (4) If you prefer the street thug, be my guest. However, I prefer to pay a government which is restricted by law and constitution, a government that is democratic, and that is a representative republic.

    2. Re:You confuse slavery with charity by DavidinAla · · Score: 1

      If you'll ever clarify your thinking, you'll figure out that the government you hold so dear is nothing but a sanitized version of the street thug. You go right ahead with your irrational smugness in the meantime, but neither you nor "society" -- which is nothing but an artificial construction -- has any right to claim my time or my money.

    3. Re:You confuse slavery with charity by oldwolf13 · · Score: 1

      If you'll put some thought into what you're typing you'd realize that no matter what you think of them (or I, bloody hate the government) they are a necessary evil.

      We need police, hospitals, laws, courts, social assistance (no matter how it's abused), employment Insurance, old age benefits (more then just pension), schools, roads, etc etc etc.

      These services help you, whether you care to admit it or not.

      Go circle an "A" on your jacket.

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    4. Re:You confuse slavery with charity by maxpublic · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Police, laws, and courts I'll go with. These are some of the necessary evils of government, because the alternative is an even greater evil: anarchy.

      Hospitals? We don't have universal healthcare in in the states. Obviously government-run hospitals aren't necessary.

      Social assistance? I don't think so. If you choose to volunteer your time and/or money to help those in need, then good on you. I do this as well, and welcome you to the ranks of charity supporters across the land. However, I am completely and utterly opposed to folks being forced at gunpoint to pay for social assistance they do not believe in and do not wish to support.

      Employment insurance? I'm assuming you mean unemployment insurance here. Nope, don't agree with this either. This 'need' can be fulfilled like any other form of insurance; purchase a policy if you like, forego it if you don't. No need for the government to get involved.

      Old age benefits? Again, no. If Social Security had stuck to the original plan of increasing the age of benefits with the longevity of the population you'd have to be *83* in order to qualify for it in the year 2005. But now I'm supposed to pay so that people over 65 get a free ride for the next 20 years? Why? Most of these folks are perfectly capable of working and I don't see why they shouldn't support themselves.

      Schools? Adamantly no, for more reasons than I care to list here. Suffice to say I'm a homeschooler, convinced to take that path due to several years of personal experience as a middle school teacher. The school system is an abomination, solely designed to produce compliant, unthinking drones.

      Roads? Perhaps. As a libertarian I recognize that governments are more appropriate for some tasks than businesses are. A good argument can be made for government being the primary player in infrastructure development (or at least the planner, contracting out to businesses for the actual construction). I'm not entirely sure if public roads would be better maintained than private ones, but I suspect they're a far sight more *convenient* for the average person.

      Etc. etc. etc.? Have to take a pass here.

      Max

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    5. Re:You confuse slavery with charity by oldwolf13 · · Score: 1

      So basically what you're saying is... I'm right and you're wrong :P''

      I mean you may not agree on all my points (and it's like 2:20am here so I'm not going to try to get you to), but you admit there that the taxes are needed.

      I'm not trying to be your enemy here Max, I agree there are some things that need sweeping reform, and damn if it doesn't piss me off how much I'm taxed (I'm canadian... our 50% tax bracket starts at like 48,000. Add on to that 14.5% sales tax/goods and services tax. I don't even want to start on alcohol or gasoline).

      What's even shittier is for a lot of things we have to cater to the lowest common denominator. For instance, social assistance. Do whole bunch of people who cannot support themselves (or won't, but laziness isn't always the case) running around? Hell we'd probably spend 4x the ammount on more police.

      Anyways, I promised I wouldn't do this, as I agree with you on a lot of what you said.

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    6. Re:You confuse slavery with charity by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      but you admit there that the taxes are needed.

      Of course. I'm a libertarian, not an anarchist. Although these days too many "libertarians" are actually anarchists in sheeps clothing.

      No real libertarian will ever say "free market uber alles!" We fully acknowledge that the free market *cannot* provide all the services an organized society might wish - or in many cases, *will not* provide those services. Even where it can, in some instances (e.g., public infrastructure) it's generally a waste of resources to allow the free market to hash things out. You don't, for example, want eight different power companies laying eight different sets of lines to every home in the city, with eight different sets of power stations and junction boxes, etc. It's more efficient for government to lay a single set of lines, and then lease those lines to any and all who can pay the fee and do the collections.

      Anarchists don't acknowledge this. They think "gubmint is eeeevil!" in any form. Libertarians realize that govermnent is necessary, even critical (how else to enforce contracts?), we just want to keep it as small and as unoppressive as possible.

      I'm not trying to be your enemy here Max

      Never said you were. I just disagree with some of the things you think government should provide.

      What's even shittier is for a lot of things we have to cater to the lowest common denominator.

      I suspect it's more likely that we THINK we have to cater to the lowest common denominator, else there'll be anarchy. But consider: there were no social programs in most countries until just before World War 2 and the masses didn't tear their nations into pieces. In many countries there still aren't any effective social programs of note, and yet the lack of these programs doesn't incite revolution (although a good many other things do).

      I think that charity work could easily replace the role of government, assuming there's enough people around who care about more than what's on TV for the night. Perhaps I'm wrong and most people would say "screw the poor, let 'em starve" but I hope I'm not. Yes, there will always be rat-bastards who care nothing for anyone but themselves (2% of the population are sociopaths, after all), but even these swine deserve the freedoms that everyone should have.

      I agree there are some things that need sweeping reform, and damn if it doesn't piss me off how much I'm taxed

      The tax burden of the average American is THREE TIMES the tax burden that served as one of the triggers for the American Revolutionary War. If George Washington were alive today he'd be burning D.C. to the ground. So I agree, taxes are outrageous.

      Max

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    7. Re:You confuse slavery with charity by oldwolf13 · · Score: 1

      One of your statements gets at a good point..

      >> The tax burden of the average American is THREE TIMES the tax burden that served as one of the triggers for the American Revolutionary War. If George Washington were alive today he'd be burning D.C. to the ground. So I agree, taxes are outrageous.

      Anyways, speaking of hospitals, as we have... I often hear, or see on tv, how some of America's hospitals turn away people who need help... is this true?

      I'm a bit biased on this one, if it wasn't for what's left of Canada's once decent health care system... I'd probably be dead. And if ours hadn't deteriorated over the decades as it has, I wouldn't have gotten nearly as bad as I did (Couldn't get an MRI for 3 months). Anyways, while I had good savings and everything... my bosses were too cheap to pay my medical, so when I got sick, I blew through everything I had saved, all my EI (UI for you) which I had been paying into for years (thanx... for like 10 years worth of paying into it... I got like 6 months worth of pay... and because I claimed medical reasons, they made it much harder then if I'd just been laid off/quit.) I'm not whining here, I'm on my way to recovery, after a year of hell.

      Times have changed... and our countries with it... Hell people kill each other for almost anything these days, I believe if we didn't support the lowest common demoniator, anarchy might just happen. Maybe worse... maybe it'll start going that way, and then the government could crack down harder on the people, with much worse things then the patriot act.

      You a practioner of Asatru?

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    8. Re:You confuse slavery with charity by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Anyways, speaking of hospitals, as we have... I often hear, or see on tv, how some of America's hospitals turn away people who need help... is this true?

      This depends. If it's a private hospital (as opposed to a university or municipal hospital) and the case isn't urgent, the patient can be turned away, and sometimes is.

      However, some of my friends are doctors and they tell me that it's a very rare thing to turn away someone who needs care, even at a private hospital. Aside from the bad press that would follow, many doctors - especially ER doctors - take the Hippocratic Oath seriously and just won't tell folks to bugger off when they can help them.

      then the government could crack down harder on the people, with much worse things then the patriot act.

      I think the U.S. government plans on things much worse than the PATRIOT Act because they're fairly certain Americans are too spineless to do anything about it. Sad, but it true.

      You a practioner of Asatru?

      Not exactly. Most days I'm an atheist; on some days I make a fervent prayer or two to the Norse gods. Usually along the lines of "please Odin, give me the strength to resist the temptation to throttle this stupid son-of-a-bitch to death!" So far it's worked, so I give the gods their due. ;-)

      Max

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    9. Re:You confuse slavery with charity by node+3 · · Score: 1

      If you'll ever clarify your thinking, you'll figure out that the government you hold so dear is nothing but a sanitized version of the street thug.

      Objectively, your statement is absolutely false--there are clear and obvious differences (beyond the scope of "sanitized") between the government and a street thug. To gloss over those differences is to indulge in self-delusion.

      You go right ahead with your irrational smugness in the meantime, but neither you nor "society" -- which is nothing but an artificial construction

      Another irrational indulgence of yours. Society actually and truly exists, just as surely as you and I do. It borders on insanity to claim otherwise.

      has any right to claim my time or my money.

      That statement is based on the false premise that you are not a member of society. As long as you are a member of a society, you are subject to its rules. The most rational and freedom-supporting set of rules yet devised require taxes be paid--yes, that means by you.

      I would rather taxes not be necessary (just as I'd rather do away with many of the unpleasantries of life), but as a rational being, I realize that they *are* necessary, and can understand that by funding services I will never use, if it makes society as a whole better, it makes my life better.

  105. Re:I can think of some existing places needing wor by zo219 · · Score: 1

    The Enterprise didn't run on thick clients with computers everywhere, it had a giant multiprocessing core and every lesser powered computational device around the ship was essentially an interface and some sensors and tools.

    Are you sitting down? I have something to tell you. Try not to get upset, now: It was a movie.

  106. The Fan thing at least is reasonable by aarku · · Score: 1

    Cooling fans could come with an active noise control system to help. You know what RPM they operate at, you know what sound they make, so you can help cancel it out.

  107. Corollary by EvilMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

    I want to be able to turn my box off with a friggin' power switch without having software that I paid for punish me like a 3 year old by telling me to sit in the corner and take a 5 minute "time out" watching scandisk.

    1. Re:Corollary by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Then buy a motherboard that supports ACPI properly - I can switch my machine off from its own power switch without Windows bitching at me.

      (No, you can't do it at the mains, that's just the way modern filesystems are, sorry. They cache writes for performance reasons; if you kill the power before everything's been written to disk, you can kiss data goodbye.)

    2. Re:Corollary by Secrity · · Score: 1

      Uhh, that's not punishment - it's checking the filesystem for damage and attempting to recover from any filesystem damage that you caused by not turning the system off gracefully. The requirement that computers be gracefully shut down will not go away until we have instantaneous file storage write capability. Even with instantaneous writing to file storage; some OS's, applications, and filesystems will probably still need a a few seconds to gracefully shut down.

      There usually isn't any immediately noticeable or significant damage caused to the filesystem by simply turning the power off. Scandisk is checking for damage and will attempt to repair some types of damage that it finds. I have seen significant unrepairable filesystem damage caused to both Windows and *NIX filesystems by suddenly turning the power off to a computer. *NIX uses fsck to check and attempt to repair it's filesystems. Some applications also have files that can be damaged (even if the filesystem isn't damaged) if the power is shut down at the wrong time.

    3. Re:Corollary by srleffler · · Score: 1
      Sure. If you have a modern PC with Windows XP, just open the Power Options control panel. Select the 'Advanced' tab. In the 'Power button' section select either 'Shut down' or 'Hibernate'. Click 'Ok'.

      Voila, now when you push the power button your machine cleanly shuts down. Push it again and the machine starts up. If you selected 'Hibernate' rather than 'Shut down', the machine starts up in a few seconds.

  108. Agree. As for the plugin by panurge · · Score: 1
    Why integrate Open Office per se? It should be possible to "componentise" OO so that only the part required is downloaded on demand. If Gmail could do this, and check for version updates, the end user would have Office capability in line with what he or she actually uses. You can imagine a word processor starting with an absolutely minimal feature set, with a help system that downloads additional functionality as required. The result would be feedback into OO based on what features are most commonly used.

    The potential for delivering applications is enormous, from web-based accounting systems running over SSL to the ability to output preflighted data straight to a commercial printer chosen for convenience, along with the Google map of the route for when the job is collected.

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  109. Re:Innovation thrives on freedom... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what you're saying is that the Iraqis are not going to be very innovative at the moment?

  110. nope, only for those who need it by alarch · · Score: 1

    nope. anonymity is important. static IPs for everyone that wants one. anonymity for anyone who needs it

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  111. Re: instantaneous wake from sleep by atrocious+cowpat · · Score: 1

    You might have said that today "the wake up from sleep on Macs is essentially instantaneous."

    It didn't always use to be that way, here's my personal experience (mind you this is the same hardware we're talking about, an iBook/600 from early 2002):

    Wake-up-time:
    Mac OS 9.2.2.: 20 to 40 seconds
    Mac OS X 10.1: (not tested)
    Mac OS X 10.2: 4-5 seconds, some parts not responding up to 10 seconds after wake.
    Mac OS X 10.3: 4-5 seconds, very slight delay (another 5 seconds) for some parts (WLAN would usually be up faster than clock updated (i.e.: clock still showing time of sleep for abot 4-5 second after wake))
    Mac OS X 10.4: hardly any noticeable delay. Clock-display fixed, so now at lest it looks and feels like "instant-wake".

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  112. Buzzword: Innovation by stivi · · Score: 1

    Innovation is move from horse transportation to automobiles. It is not having better saddles or adding lights to the horse's head...

    Today is innovation almost everything...even adding ribbons to the horse's tail would be called innovation.

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  113. Dell pays for the component vendors' R&D by Namarrgon · · Score: 1
    Intel, ATi, nVidia, Seagate, WD, Samsung etc etc - they all do their R&D with money they get (in large part) from Dell.

    If Dell actually manufactured all their own components from scratch, you might have a point, but then people would just start buying from vendors who researched better equipment.

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  114. Buy a Mac by Jackattack51 · · Score: 1

    I don't want to sound like an elitist mac owner... but omg omg omg any mac you choose solved every one of those problems with eligance left over. The world is not made up of PC's! Buy a mac, you won't be disapointed.

    1. Re:Buy a Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't want to sound like an elitist mac owner... but omg omg omg any mac you choose solved every one of those problems with eligance left over.

      Against that, Windows PCs have spell-checkers. It's a tough choice...
  115. 3 in one. by Vo0k · · Score: 1

    Implementing 2) would automatically obsolete 1) and solve 3).
    Making RAM in way bigger capacities - and "nonvolatile" versions (battery backup - 10 year recharge interval - so far 2MB are the biggest dice awailable), then just store all data in huge RAMdisks.
    4) will just come. And 5) is already there, just don't expect them to get anywhere near the break-even point ($100 printer capable of printing $100 bills).

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  116. Disturbed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else a bit disturbed by the clipart on the "Corporate" page?

  117. Self-answering. by Vo0k · · Score: 1

    Why not build desktop or portable PCs with embedded chips. (...) computers would work for decades, not months.

    That's why. Decades instead of months between they get any money from you.

    Why distinguish between laptops and desktop PCs.
    Extensiblity. You can add a lot to a desktop PC, fill it up with hardware making it a power monster. Water cooling a laptop anyone? Adding 1TB harddrive array?
    By keeping these two separate you can keep both cheaper and better. And you can already do what you want, but not by detaching a screen (not by detaching keyboard which in laptops is horribly uncomfortable because of limited space, but replacing it with external - wireless one.)

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    1. Re:Self-answering. by Casandro · · Score: 1

      > That's why. Decades instead of months between
      > they get any money from you.

      Well but then I could have 20 or 30 computers in an average household insteadt of one. And just think of what you could do with extra services. Just think of web-services Google is making a fortune with them, more than they do with selling hardware.

      > Extensiblity. You can add a lot to a desktop
      > PC, fill it up with hardware making it a power
      > monster. Water cooling a laptop anyone? Adding
      > 1TB harddrive array?

      Well but I don't want to extend a desktop PC. What I want to extend is a server. My server at home, for example, is using up all it's PCI slots. I wouldn't want to have a machine with loud harddisks and fans sitting around my desktop, those machines should be locked away somewhere where they don't disturb anyone.

      Insteadt the desktop PC should be small. Perhaps there shouldn't even be one, especially in companies. Now with technologies like "Multi-Seated-X" you ran run several workplaces from one centralized server. The only thing you have on your desktop then is a monitor, a keyboard and a mouse. No further electronics on the desktop that can break.
      And if you are at home, you can even get wireless keyboards and mice and run a VGA but thought your house to use your computer everywhere you have a monitor.

      BTW, wireless keyboards are a _huge_ security risk. They typically don't have strong cryptography.

  118. Re:My top 5: practicality instead of innovation. by Vo0k · · Score: 1

    1) The 5-minute ones are 4 pounds.
    2) Yes, and expensive too.
    3) First design anti-smudge surface.
    4) Google it. It's there.
    5) WTF is that?

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  119. Accurate Clock would be great by pjc50 · · Score: 1

    I can buy two cheap quartz watches, leave them running for a year, and expect to find no more than a couple of seconds' drift. Yet I can't do this with PCs, which is really irritating for things like NFS that expect synchronised time. Sure, NTP, but that's unreliable software compared to my reliable cheap quartz watch.

    My laptop is even worse: It seems to lose several seconds every time it suspends.

    As for innovative peripherals, people are suddenly doing a lot with accelerometers as tilt sensors, producing a surprisingly intuitive scrolling system for small devices.

    I'd like another laptop like the Toshiba libretto which had a mouse nipple that was on the side of the screen and used with the thumb. It's the only laptop that never gave me RSI, despite the tiny keyboard.

  120. Ok? by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Everything said there is totally available today, its just costs more money. If people are prepared to spend more money (which they are not) then they can get what they want.

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  121. democratic crap is better than totalitarian crap by alarch · · Score: 1

    linux may be a democratic/anarchistic pile of crap, but windows is a totalitarian nightmare. whether i am looking at it from purely practical POV or ideological POV, i choose that democratic crap. it works and doesnt take away my freedom

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  122. My Uber List by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Adaptible, generalized A.I. for interface...especially for truly effective voice recognition and application problem solving, and finally solving the "dumb and/or unwilling to learn" users issues.

    2) 3-dimensional displays with peripheral vision. Holographics.

    3) Huge, near-instant performing and affordable solid state HDs for 100% data stability.

    4) 10-100 Mbit wireless worldwide.

    5) Open standards digital interface for everything worth controlling by a computer, from garage openers to toasters. Allow manufacturers to cheaply and efficiently provide "digital home" ready products.

    P.S. UBER ITEM: Sentient AI (probably century++ away...)

    All this and we will basically have Star Trek without the transporters and warp drive.

    (Oh, and the cool jumpsuits and the utopian government...)

  123. Hardware Dongles... by jtshaw · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've used lots of software in my time that used hardware dongles and the only word I can think of to describe it was EXTREMELY annoying.

    This USB key idea is pretty much exactly the same as the old parallel port dongle idea people once used.

    I'm sure he would realize what I meant the day he had to start looking for that USB key about the size of a quarter he left on his desk somewhere... or the day he had to juggle what devices he had plugged into his computer.. after all, not everyone has 10 USB ports available to them.

    Having one company in charge of the whole thing sounds like a disaster too... lets add a whole new layer of licensing fees to the mix...

  124. Well, that's the WHOLE point by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Yeah, so that won't deter pirates. So what? Nothing else does either."

    Well, bingo. You've summarized there the _whole_ problem with this whole anti-piracy idiocy: it inconveniences everyone _except_ the pirates. It inconveniences _only_ the honest paying customers.

    Now I _am_ firmly against piracy, and I'm proud to say that I legally own a copy (well, a license in software lingo) for every single piece of software on my computer. If something could actually deter pirates, I'd be for it.

    But that's the whole point: it doesn't. Not only you can always find a no-CD crack or a warezed version, in most cases it's available actually _before_ the game hits the stores. Even the few people who still are too clueless to google for a download, will get the no-CD crack from a friend who knows how to.

    And in the meantime it's people like me, people who actually paid for the game, who get to put up with hassles like:

    - being locked out of a game I've paid for, because the CD got scratched.

    - having my game screwed up without even telling me why, because some broken retarded piece of copy-protection was buggy and thought a legit copy was pirated. (E.g., Gangsters. Before the patch, if you had more than one CD drive, or had the game CD anywhere but in "D:", the retarded copy protection would think you're a pirate and throw all your gang members in jail. Repeatedly. No, I'm not kidding. It's too retarded to make up.)

    - having a game crash to desktop periodically without any explanation, and after a month or so the devs come and say something like "uh, it's supposed to crash if it detects <insert brand of CD copying software> on your machine." Which I didn't, but apparently the copy protection was retarded enough to think so anyway. (Plus, let's get for a moment into the whole issue of them deciding for me which software I'm allowed to run on _my_ machine. How about they piss off and mind their own business?)

    - being locked out of playing a game I've paid for in, say, Wine, because it comes with a retarded copy protection that wants to be loaded as a Windows driver or such.

    Etc.

    So now you propose, what? That for the few hundreds of games I legally own (yeah, literally. So I don't have a life), I should also dig through a big box of code-wheels and other retarded gizmos to be allowed to play? I hope you'll have some understanding if I'm a lot less than thrilled by that idea.

    I wish they just stopped this idiocy completely already. It has one single job to do: deter pirates. If it doesn't do that, why keep such an annoyance around?

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    1. Re:Well, that's the WHOLE point by BackInIraq · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And in the meantime it's people like me, people who actually paid for the game, who get to put up with hassles like:

      - being locked out of a game I've paid for, because the CD got scratched.


      I've started to wonder whether or not this is actually a planned benefit for media companies, rather than an unintended side-effect. This way, when you scratch your video game/DVD/software CD you are forced to either buy a new one, or at the least pay the (gradually increasing, I've noticed) fee they require to replace the disk, which is always quite a bit more than the cost of the disk itself. And since anything copy-protected is illegal to make archive copies of under the DMCA, there's nothing you can do.

      And to address your complaints about all the other fun side-effects from copy protection (mostly bug-related), companies just don't care. Once they have your money, you aren't getting it back, because the return policy on all entertainment media is same-copy-only exchange once it's opened. And while they claim it's only to reduce piracy, it does have the wonderful benefit for them that evey sale is absolutely final once you try the product.

      Seems to me that software/entertainment publishers are just using piracy as a good excuse to pillage their customers nowadays. Hell, you could argue that piracy is the best thing that ever happened to them.

    2. Re:Well, that's the WHOLE point by WhoGotYa · · Score: 1

      Your point, though somewhat...ummm...whiny...is well taken. I will admit that there have been times when I've questioned the relevancy of this whole "must have CD to play" concept as a deterrent to piracy. I own a few PC games and just about everyone has forced me to grab a No-CD "crack / patch". I travel a lot for work and I refuse to have to decide between packing an extra pair of shoes vs. a few CD/DVDs for products that I've installed (full install) and registered. We live & work in a "webbed" world where it would be very simple for the game or application to contact a server at the time of registration, make a note of my legitimacy and then tell the executable that it's ok for this person to run the game, he's legit ! As for the excuse that the CD/DVD has to be in because of the extra content on the disc, I thought I just did a FULL install. If I wanted to leave crap on the disc then I wouldn't complain but I want to travel light, have everything on my lappie and damn the media I have to lug around.

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    3. Re:Well, that's the WHOLE point by bodester17 · · Score: 1

      Well said, it seems the cracked and pirated versions of these games work better. They dont have all the copy protection as the original game so they dont crash as often. This seems to not deter but actually encourage people to be pirates.

    4. Re:Well, that's the WHOLE point by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Well, I've played computer games since '84 or so. So, well, I guess I _am_ "somewhat" whiny about it by now. It's a lot of time of being inconvenienced by various flavour of a concept that never worked.

      What makes it the most exasperating is seeing stuff that, well, can only be explained by sheer stupidity. Such as seeing games released with a copy-protection for which a generic crack already exists. I mean, the thing was already cracked before the game even went gold. Who did they expect to deter there? Even if maybe Joe Average doesn't know how to search for a crack for the protection driver, instead of the crack for "Shooting Guy 2", someone _will_ repackage it as a "Shooting Guy 2 no-CD crack".

      Can get pretty depressing, you know?

      Anyway, I like your idea of authenticating only once when installing it. Of course, it will get cracked too, as people will just hack the piece of code that checks the activation file. But at least it will inconvenience us legit buyers less, too. I like that.

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    5. Re:Well, that's the WHOLE point by loraksus · · Score: 1

      To be fair, it does deter pirates - but only for about 58 seconds before they find a crack online ;)

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    6. Re:Well, that's the WHOLE point by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      The weird thing is, though, that customer support will often help you out with a scratched disc, but not anything else.

      My friend had his games discs get scratched pretty badly, and his hard drive that he kept his cd-keys on crash. He called support, and they sent him new cd's - but not his cd-key. So he is perfectly able to play the games cracked, with legitimate cd's...

    7. Re:Well, that's the WHOLE point by BackInIraq · · Score: 1

      He called support, and they sent him new cd's - but not his cd-key.

      I can imagine how this call would have gone if it had been me..."Oh sure, no problem. Don't need my CD-key. I'll just jump online and download a keygen for it. And while I'm at it, I might as well grab keygens for every other game you guys put out. And some disc images for all those, too. Hey, why am I even talking to you? Have a nice day, I think you've solved my problem without even knowing it. My problem, of course, being that whole 'giving you money' thing."

    8. Re:Well, that's the WHOLE point by mr.mighty · · Score: 1
      And to address your complaints about all the other fun side-effects from copy protection (mostly bug-related), companies just don't care. Once they have your money, you aren't getting it back, because the return policy on all entertainment media is same-copy-only exchange once it's opened. And while they claim it's only to reduce piracy, it does have the wonderful benefit for them that evey sale is absolutely final once you try the product.

      I was talking to a guy once who complained that some cd he bought wouldn't play on his computer (where he listens to all his music) because of the copy protection. We eventually decided the best thing for him to do would be to return it. They'd replace it with another copy. The next day he could return that, and so on. Just pick a music store that's not out of your way. At least you can be a big pain in the ass.
    9. Re:Well, that's the WHOLE point by BackInIraq · · Score: 1

      I was talking to a guy once who complained that some cd he bought wouldn't play on his computer (where he listens to all his music) because of the copy protection. We eventually decided the best thing for him to do would be to return it. They'd replace it with another copy. The next day he could return that, and so on. Just pick a music store that's not out of your way. At least you can be a big pain in the ass.

      If you're willing to be a little dishonest, you can also just find a store that doesn't bother to remove the shrink-wrap when they replace software/music/movies. Just say it wouldn't play, get a replacement, then take that to a different store (or the same store the next day) and replace it for a different item (since it will now be unopened).

      In a situation such as this (where the CD will not play on your hardware), I wouldn't even consider it unethical. Though, of course, opinions are bound to vary on that one.

    10. Re:Well, that's the WHOLE point by danheretic · · Score: 1

      Ditto all of the above, plus I have kids. Kids don't treat CDs or DVDs respectfully. It's just the nature of the beast.

      My solution was to use Daemon Tools (and LC ISO Creator) to create virtual CD-ROMs on my hard drive so I (and my kids) can play games anytime without fumbling for CDs. Both those tools are freeware. I'm sure there are others (like Alcohol 120%, which is not freeware) that do the job as well, that's just the solution I used.

      I spent the better part of this last weekend finally getting around to implementing my idea, and between the kids' games and my games, it took about 60GB. Much of that includes just archived CD-ROMs, not necessarily the ones that require the CD to play, but I thought, what the heck, I might lose 'em.

      The only part that costs money is the price of the 60-80 GB hard drive to hold the CD/DVD-ROM ISO's. Which runs about the same price as a decent size USB drive these days (as discussed in the original article).

      BTW -- this works great for backing up DVDs to play back on the computer (which my kids do also).

    11. Re:Well, that's the WHOLE point by Bent+Mind · · Score: 1

      We live & work in a "webbed" world where it would be very simple for the game or application to contact a server at the time of registration, make a note of my legitimacy and then tell the executable that it's ok for this person to run the game, he's legit !

      This works along as the company stays in business. I've had software that used this method end up in the garbage because the company went out of business or decided to drop support and I needed to reinstall. I now stay far away from software that requires a connection to the Internet to install. It's too easy for the software to simply stop working.

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  125. Real Innovation Required: KNOBS!!! by torpor · · Score: 1

    So you can run software like this without needing a peripheral.

    I would kill for a Powerbook with knobs on it.

    As it is I don't mind using a few of these, but you know, it seems logical to me that small well-engineered knobs are an obvious addition to the Powerbook cult ..

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  126. My top 5 by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1
    1. Junk the hard disk. Have something solid-state (and non-volatile).
    2. Make the things boot up quicker. Non-volatile RAM would help.
    3. I agree with TFA about noise and heat. Chip manufacturers should be able to reduce heat output to almost zero when the CPU is at 1% load, which seems to be most of the time unless you're fragging Stroggs. Then you can have the CPU control its own fan speed.
    4. Immunity from viruses. Run the OS from EEPROM (yes, you can still upgrade it, but only via the BIOS or a special boot CD - something that involves stopping the system and physical access to the box)
    5. A clear marking for USB plugs so you don't try and insert them wrong way up!
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  127. Well his first two problems solve each other! by mdm42 · · Score: 1
    "1) Better Designed fans...

    2) Cases with more functionality -- Haven't you even dreamt of having your case double as a food/drink dispenser as well?"


    All you need to do is stash enough frosty-cold beers inside the case and the fans become redundant. 'Course you have to drink the beers pretty quick if you want to consume them cold, but hey...
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  128. Are we in a technological drought? by KlausBreuer · · Score: 1

    Yes. One word: patents.

    Try something new in the states, get sued into the ground.

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  129. would of been satiracle by mbius · · Score: 1

    Clarence Ladson is currently a college student in Tocoma

    Cheers. I wanted to punch you back at point 1 when I saw "being ran," FYI. Congratulations on winning the contest, because no "real considerable change" is going to happen while these contests sponsor R&D suggestions from people who can't be bothered to put any thought whatsoever into them.

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  130. Have you seen an AMD 64 being ran with a fan-less by KlausBreuer · · Score: 1

    Yes. Mine.
    I use cooling towers for the water (no, really - sorry, can't think of the name right now).

    It's perfectly noiseless.

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  131. Battlefield 2. by bronney · · Score: 1

    I don't give a damn what "innovation(s)" on what you'll have in the next 5 years, or 5 best what.

    Just make my BF2 rounds load faster and you am teh win !!!!on11111one!11@#!

    1. Re:Battlefield 2. by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      I'd settle for BF2 actually working. It's a great game, but bloody hell is it buggy. I've had regular crashes, flag captures not showing up on the map, TKs for driving near friendly infantry in a tank. The internet game browser is seriously broken and crap - I had to do a clean reinstall just to be able to join online games!

  132. Software innovations are needed, not hardware by master_p · · Score: 1

    What matters is the software, not the hardware. Where are the Software innovations? Every new programming language manages to fix the faults of the previous one, but also introduces new faults that make software development as slow and as error prone as the previous iteration.

  133. What a dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So here's me being mad at 'Joe I'm an Idiot' computer user. Almost mad enough to actually register...almost.

    1. Maybe someone hasn't checked out Intel processors.

    2. IDIOT. People don't even know how to check their god damn email without thinking messages with titles like "Hey" are from people they might know, and you expect them to have storage space for liquids attached to their computers? If that were the case, Microsoft's new biggest enemy would be dumbasses who fry their systems by spilling all over it. And for a phone near your computer? VOIP!

    3. Someone needs to tell me where this dumbass lives so that I can crack his WEP in about 15 minutes and show him how awesome wireless is. Not to mention all the inteference from THAT many wireless signals will ruin so very much. The last thing the world needs is more wireless. Just look at how bad of a rim job Bluetooth has been taking from petty types of attacks. Sure, new phones assess and fix some of the vulnerabilities, but most people won't go spend another few hundred dollars to fix problems that most of them don't even know exist.

    4. No, shithead, it means that once they crack your magical key that all game verifications on that are OUT. Now every game made by your beloved Sierra will be pirated, and it will be amazingly easy to spread "simply keys" all around the net.

    5. Why is it the same size? Because you are a dumbass who hasn't upgraded it would be my first guess. Not the mention the fact that you are probably using Windows, which consistently (for whatever reason...coughintelcough) requires that for every new version of their OS that you need a machine that is about twice as powerful than the last OS's requirements. Not to mention that "why doesn't Microsoft"...stop right there. MicroSOFT(WARE). Idiot. Sure they have expanded into other areas, but they wouldn't just go, "Hey, you know what? I think we should start designing tiny ass memory modules so that idiots can have tiny computers." "Great idea, Jim! And hey, why don't we have USB drives on all of them to lead the way for our brand new data verification system!!!"

    Stick with your Windows based Internet Explorer running Couterstrike playing Good Charlotte loving pile of shit you call a hardware. Be happy that they even sell dipshits like you computers in the first place.

    We won't even get into the cost element of all these asenine ideas.

    You know what we SHOULD be focusing on? Creating secure and reliable operating systems. Granted, I do believe in the concept of "Nothing is secure." but we should at least be giving a shit. Improving the quality of our security standards. Almost all of the standards in use today are shit, whether it be wireless or wired. So much of the computing world is left with encryption schemes that can be fucked over in mere hours, software holes that are plastered all over every application and operating system, and dumbshit computer users who help the spread of massive worms and viruses.

    The solution should not just be to throw more shit on the pile and hope everything works out in the end.

    I can't wait until my prototype machine for flaying people alive over TCP/IP based connections is completed.

    Asswipe.

  134. My list by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 1

    Stability, PC's should be absolutely stable, they should be as reliable as televisions, telephones or cars.
    Security, PC's should be secure, they should be as secure as your car, or your house your wallet.
    Universalality, PC's (& Software) should be as consistent to use as cars or televisions, if you learn how to drive one car you can drive all cars.
    Transparency, Software should not form a barrier to the task at hand, you should watching/editing video/music or playing games or music, not operating a PC.
    Portability, you should be able to transfer your software and data between platform easily and simply.

    A PC is now a consumer device, it should just work, like other consumer devices.

  135. Welcome to Slashdot! by stutterbug · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's nothing wrong per se with your piece and you shouldn't necessarily read too much personally into stuff like "Worst. Article. Ever." You're just a victim of an editor blowing the lede again. The reaction would probably have been less negative if he had ended by writing, "Some very different ideas on how to make your computing experience, if not your computer, better. What are your top five ideas?" But he didn't. He quoted the poster verbatim and left it at that, and left you to the pikes, halberts and pitchforks of the Slashdot community.

    So now you're pig on a spit. Um... welcome to Slashdot. We hope you'll enjoy your stay.

  136. What about quantum computing? by Dangerouslycheesy · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember the prospect of quantum computing becoming commercial? they said that it would be ready for a public debut 5 years ago, yet you hardly hear of any news of it today. Code would be smaller and more efficient in the longrun but the steep learning curve and expense of developing for a quantum processer would be emmense. PS. Spelling nazis: Please die.

    1. Re:What about quantum computing? by Cryptacool · · Score: 1

      Quantum computing is, you know, really hard. As far as i know is just a handful (5 or something low) because it takes alot of power to control really small things. the code wouldnt be that much harder to develop and they have several algorithims developed the hardest point is error detection and correction which they are making good progress on. things just take time, ya know?

  137. worthless by 3.09+a+hour · · Score: 1

    I was hoping to see something like better OSes, ordvd burners all doing the same thing, instead i want none of these things! 1) better designed fans- i have these things, thier called speakers, and they came with my pc, guess what, they are louder than my damn casefans, and if my fans made no noise? id still be playing music 2) cases with more functionality- Oh yes im sure weve all dreamed of a food/drink dispenser on our computer, but what happens when you go to a party? "dude you brought your computer? no no, its my computer SLASH kegerator, feel free to puke on it." 3) wireless everything No matter how wireless you get, you still need a power cord ( and a cord for all the chargers your going to need) and guess what! thats a wire! compters are not laptops! 4) More use of the USB storage keys alchol 120% does all this for one, for two how about you dont need the cd to play at all? what does this even have to do with usb keys? one more thing to lose? 5) A Complete Storage re-haul mind you, the motherboard is ALOT larger than the hard drives, come to think about it, laptop harddrives arent all THAT much smaller.

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  138. The fan thing... by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

    As people have said, quiet fans are available. But put a silent fan somewhere where it creates turbulent airflow and the effect will be noise. I recently took out one of the fans from my rather noisy power supply - outside the PSU, quiet fan. Inside, where it causes turbulent airflow over all the components, noisy. You can even get a considerable noise reduction just by removing the grille that goes over the fan to stop idiots poking their fingers into the PSU.

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  139. Integral mice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My mum used to have a Toshiba (pre-Satellite era) laptop with an integral trackball mouse that clipped onto the side via a nifty flat-PS/2 pad connecter. This was waaayback in the nineties we're talking.

    A/C

  140. Phonecase? by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

    It doesn't have to stop at food either, I mean how many of you have or use the phone near your computer? Well, why not combine the two!?

    Nah, lugging around a 3 kg mobile phone would be a pain in the ass. And the wires would slow me down.

  141. What I want by teleskiving · · Score: 1

    Structured data for everything. Especially program code. I want to be able to transform the information I put in my computer in reliable, dependable ways, and I hate having to make hundreds of more or less arbitrary decisions every time I want to write a piece of code. Too often the computer just feels like a fancy filing cabinet.

  142. Two Article Innovations Flexbeta Should Get To by Wolfger · · Score: 1

    1) Writers who know how to spell, or at the very least use a spellcheck program. 2) Articles that contain worthwhile ideas. Game "verification data" on a USB key? The reasons this will never exist are incredibly obvious to anybody with more than a handful of brain cells.

    None of the other 4 suggestions were worth even a second glance, either.

    Let's not forget Slashdot, either... Covering a lame article titled "The Top 5 Things I want to see In the Next 5 Years" and describing it as "5 great technological advancements in computing that just about every PC user wants"... Come on! Nobody wants these things. Quiet fans exist already. A built-in phone on the case is incredibly lame. Game ownership verification on easily copyable media negates the purpose of game verification data. We've got everything wireless that needs to be wireless... mice, keyboards, cameras. People don't want smaller hard drives, they want larger capacity hard drives.
    If this is not the worst article ever, it's only because so much other crap gets published on the web.

    1. Re:Two Article Innovations Flexbeta Should Get To by Dangerouslycheesy · · Score: 1

      1.)I don't work for Flexbeta, I submitted this article for their contest. Secondly, I used spellcheck nearly 3 times (twice in OpenOffice and once in Google's) but somehow the automatic spellcheck Flexbeta's CMS has somehow changed many of my words into words I never even thought of writing (for example: All mentionings of "automatically" within the article was originally spelled "automagical" in a playful notion).

      2.) Explain why the idea of having game verification and profile data on a USB key is dumb again? If your reasoning is based on security and encryption based questioning then think no further because In all actuallity the data on the USB device would be as secure as the same data if it were on a disk.

      3.) "No one wants these things." Laugh. Sure buddy boy, you're telling me that no one would buy cases if I sold them with a built in "Skype ready" phone already integrated with the design or if the case had a compartment that held food/misc objects? If you're answer is yes then you would be wrong.

      4.) People DO want more things to be wireless. Technically speaking the wireless mice, keyboards and cameras that are available today aren't "wireless" by my standards because you first need a base station that is interfaced with the PC via cables. My idea is to make the need for basestations and cables all together to be rid of. Why don't people read with an unbiased opinion before posting a long opinion about it?

      5.) People WANT both. The demand for smaller form factor PCs is overwhelmingly high right now. For a number of reasons, having smaller drives within desktops PCs make sense. A short list of reasons would be: Lower power consumption, lower noise output, smaller form factors could be possible and another is there would be even less unrecyclable waste being produced. I bet you didn't consider those reasons tough as you read my article with an opinion already, right?

      6.) My article pales in comparison of your terrible blog. If anything I should thank you for having such a tripe representation of your ideas as it only re-inforces your statement and makes my article look somewhat better than what it really is.

      I would hate for this to go down into a lowly argument of who's got the better grammar and spelling skills and intellectual masturbation so I openly encourage any further serious questions and arguments to carry over to email. I honestly would love to discuss this more with anyone that emails me. Get a chance to hear me out or have something clarified before you openly spew another flamepost.

    2. Re:Two Article Innovations Flexbeta Should Get To by Wolfger · · Score: 1
      1.)I don't work for Flexbeta
      I never said you did.
      1B.)Secondly, I used spellcheck nearly 3 times (twice in OpenOffice and once in Google's) but somehow the automatic spellcheck Flexbeta's CMS has somehow changed many of my words into words I never even thought of writing (for example: All mentionings of "automatically" within the article was originally spelled "automagical" in a playful notion).
      Spellcheck is a tool, not an artificial intelligence. Spellcheck only works properly when wielded by a skilled user.
      2.) Explain why the idea of having game verification and profile data on a USB key is dumb again? If your reasoning is based on security and encryption based questioning then think no further because In all actuallity the data on the USB device would be as secure as the same data if it were on a disk.
      CD verification is not the most secure method of preventing piracy, but it is much more secure than files on an easily copyable USB key. Now if you asked for all anti-piracy verification to be done via online registration (like Windows XP does), that would be realistic. But it would not be better for the consumer by a long shot.
      3.) you're telling me that no one would buy cases if I sold them with a built in "Skype ready" phone already integrated with the design or if the case had a compartment that held food/misc objects?
      First off, nobody wants a built-in Skype-ready phone because it may not work properly with some other VoIP service. Then what happens if Skype folds up? You're stuck with a phone on your PC that isn't usable. Secondly, I don't think anybody really wants to increase the size of their case just to gain a storage compartment.
      4.) People DO want more things to be wireless. Technically speaking the wireless mice, keyboards and cameras that are available today aren't "wireless" by my standards
      Technically speaking, we don't care about "your standards". These wireless devices are wireless by most of our standards.
      4B.)Why don't people read with an unbiased opinion before posting a long opinion about it?
      Why do you assume I was biased simply because I disagree with you?
      5.) The demand for smaller form factor PCs is overwhelmingly high right now.
      And you want to add a storage compartment for food as well as a smaller form factor???
      5B.)and another is there would be even less unrecyclable waste being produced.
      Now that is the first good idea I've heard yet. Still, the fact is that consumer want more/faster more than they want smaller. 6.) My article pales in comparison of your terrible blog. If anything I should thank you for having such a tripe representation of your ideas as it only re-inforces your statement and makes my article look somewhat better than what it really is. Ah, yes... The personal attack. Last vestige of the hopelessly lost. I bet if we take a quick poll of Slashdot readers, we will find most consider my blog superior to your article. And my blog is simply that... my blog. If I were to write an article for publication, online or otherwise, I would take much better care to craft it well.
  143. Re:The fan thing... + mirror by TeknoHog · · Score: 2, Informative
    I agree, fans themselves are not the problem. It's how they are used.

    It's the stupid historical design that puts the CPU in the middle of the case, where it's the most difficult to cool. What I'd like is a CPU mounted on the 'wrong' side of the circuit board. Then you could use the entire case as your heatsink, and barely need a fan anymore.

    I want big heatsinks with natural convection cooling. It's not impossible as it was done in the G4 cube at least. It wouldn't work for laptops so well though.

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  144. Battery equipped PCI RAm drive: by obarthelemy · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:Battery equipped PCI RAm drive: by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 1

      Wow, Thank you for that link. The size is still a bit small (4GB) but the price is a lot better.

    2. Re:Battery equipped PCI RAm drive: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Different beasts although they look similar. Centek's is direct PCI access. The gigabyte card, at least according to the PC mag article linked from the ars site, states it's SATA, just drawing power from the PCI bus.

    3. Re:Battery equipped PCI RAm drive: by allanw · · Score: 1

      Not much point of it, the PCI bus is limited to 133MB/s anyway, a decent RAID setup can get you near those speeds. What they should make is a PCIe card like that, which would be insanely fast :)

    4. Re:Battery equipped PCI RAm drive: by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see a test. Maximum bandwiths are quite irrelevant in real-life situations, where you actually have to spin the disk, seek the data ;-)

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  145. Safe languages by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You're thinking too classically, like a C programmer. With a higher-level language, more design intent can be expressed directly by the programmer, and used by the compiler for safety and optimisation purposes.

    Sure, you can't check all arrays access for bounds violations, but if you think about it with your human level of understanding, very few accesses can ever really be dangerous. The trick is to be able to convey that level of understanding to the compiler, so it can perform the necessary checks, and no more.

    As for NULL pointers, there's really no need for them at all if you have a serious type system. Recursive data structures are trivially dealt with if you have concepts like disjunctive types and pattern matching.

    In fact, as useful as they can be at lower levels, pointers generally are only useful as reassignable references to objects. There's no need to relate pointers and arrays, nor to provide arbitrary pointer arithmetic and the NULL concept, with a moderately powerful type system.

    There is a reason that many languages make a point of saying they don't support pointers, even if they have a more limited variation of the concept, as with things like Java. The killer isn't the concept of indirection, or changing the target, it's the arithmetic, and assignment of arbitrary values. That leads to a world without proper type safety, and it leads to aliasing concerns that have horribly negative effects on optimisation.

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    1. Re:Safe languages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a real type safe language you would never use a loop to acess an array. Instead you would treat the array like a matrix and do math against it as needed

      arrayA[1-12]*arrayB[31-42]+5 would return a array of length twelve. No bounds checking needed (or inteligent bounds checking at the begining of the loop instead of once for each iteration)

    2. Re:Safe languages by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      As for NULL pointers, there's really no need for them at all if you have a serious type system. Recursive data structures are trivially dealt with if you have concepts like disjunctive types and pattern matching.

      Can you dumb that down for me? I have no idea what this means. Probably 90% of slashdot readers understand it, but I feel like I'm being left out in the cold on this one.

      On the other hand, I know that explaining metaphors and clarifying abstracts can be extremely difficult.

    3. Re:Safe languages by nostrademons · · Score: 1
      Disjunctive types are basically like cleaned up C unions, without all the safety holes. For example, the Ocaml statement
      type 'a tree = Leaf of 'a | Branch of 'a tree * 'a tree
      creates a binary tree where all data is stored in the leaves, while the type
      type 'a list = Nil | Link of 'a * 'a list
      creates a singly linked list. You can read that in English as "A tree either a leaf containing an obect, or a branch of a left subtree and a right subtree" and "A list is either Nil or a Link containing an object and a list".

      (These look a bit more complicated than they have to because they're polymorphic; each is really equivalent to a C++ template class that can be parameterized over any type of contained object. You could define a list of integers only with

      type int_list = Nil | Link of integer * int_list
      but that would limit the types of objects you can store in the list.)

      Pattern matching is a way to destructure a disjunctive type and account for all cases. For example, to compute the length of a list, you'd write this function:

      let length the_list = match the_list with
      Nil -> 0 | Link(_, tail) -> length tail + 1
      (Indentation is all messed up there, but I can't figure out how to fix it.)

      Basically, instead of thinking of the type system as expressing bits and bytes, think of it as expressing possible values. Those values may themselves be parameterized, like how a Branch of a tree contains two other trees. Then when you pattern-match, you tell the compiler what to do for each possible value that the type could have.

    4. Re:Safe languages by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 1
      Actually, I'm thinking as a Java programmer. I am fully aware that a good compiler for a HLL will optimize away a lot of bounds checking etcetera. But my key point was that you cannot do all type safety checks at compile time ... like the original poster wanted.

      As for NULL pointers, there's really no need for them at all if you have a serious type system. Recursive data structures are trivially dealt with if you have concepts like disjunctive types and pattern matching.

      Under the covers, there always has to be some way of representing "no object", and programs have to implicitly or explicitly test for the "no object" case. The test costs machine cycles. In Java, it is a "null reference".

      I'll grant your point about the evilness of pointer arithmetic versus type safety and optimisation, but I wasn't thinking along those lines anyway. I was thinking more about the hardware overhead of implementing virtual addressing.

  146. GPS in laptops probably won't be ideal by M$Lackey · · Score: 0

    GPS in laptops might not work so well.

    I prefer to use my laptop indoors due to LCD display contrast issues in direct sunlight. A GPS receiver, on the other hand, is designed for outdoors use.

    It requires a straight signal path between the satellite and the receiver. For exact positioning you even need a straigth signal path to 3 GPS satellites.

    Here in Europe you may get positioning services based on GSM phone signal triangulation principles. It works well for devices located indoors, but the positioning is provided as a service through the mobile network and is not performed by calculations in your mobile phone PCMCIA card.

  147. FEWER CABLES!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are there still so many cables? Cables for keyboard, mouse, monitor, speakers, LAN, power for 2 or 3 of those.

  148. It's not a technical problem by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
    The old 8 bit computers also all had identical, known hardware, so there was no need for driver updates. They were far less complex, so there was far less chance of bugs. They were far less interconnected (if at all), so far less chance of (exploitable) security holes.

    They were also running on hardware literally thousands of times slower than today's, so none of the above is really any excuse.

    I wrote software with GUIs that were instantly responsive back in MS-DOS and 12MHz 80286 days. I now specialise in writing scientific instrument control and mathematical software, so I'm somewhat familiar with how fast modern computers can really go, and the effects of having numerous custom drivers running under a multitasking OS. I really don't see any technical reason today's software can't be vastly faster than most of it is, but then technical reasons are rarely the limiting factor in software development.

    We'd do a lot better if the software development community collectively learned a lot more about good design, dropped its lazy attitudes ("Of course $LANGUAGE_X is fast enough"), stopped relying on faster hardware as a crutch for slower code, learned to profile, and was given chance to do it by management rather than pushing the product out to market two days earlier.

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  149. Re:First... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    I hope he made a bach up.

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  150. "Being ran" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Call me a grammar Nazi, but I stopped reading right there. If you ever have an overwhelming urge to make yourself look like an 8-year old, or an idiot, the best way IMHO is to fuck up a past participle.

    Now, I'll say it so that no one else has to: "Language changes, it's all about effective communication, yadda yadda." Now STFU.

  151. that's all good and dandy, but... by bLindmOnkey · · Score: 1

    I want a Microsoft OS that crashes as much as my toaster. oh, and liberation from virus/spyware/etc for all! That will be the day that I die.

  152. Re:I can think of some existing places needing wor by patio11 · · Score: 1

    No, it wouldn't. The contribution to the TCO (warning: PHB-speak, but its useful here) is so minor. I live in Japan, land of the ungodly terrible energy prices, and was here for two months without a computer before it arrived. At relatively constant electricity usage otherwise (lights, refigerator, 2 hours of TV a night), the computer being on or on power-save pretty much constantly when I'm home and off when I'm at work, my electricity bill increased by $3 a month. Thats $36 a year, or approximately $120 over the useable lifetime of the computer. Try justifying that to a PHB when someone else says "Power-saving will cost, on average, 1 hour work of avoidable headaches for your knowledge workers a year" (and, incidentally, if power-saving tech adds $100 to the cost of the computer you can kiss your rump goodbye).

  153. Wireless misce & keyboard are a tradeoff by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 1

    Good: No wires.

    Bad: Batteries. You have to buy them (and throw them away) or recharge them, and monitor when they need replacing/recharging. A wire is a much simpler solution.

  154. Why no innovation in the PC arena...that's easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Innovation requires research.

    Research requires money.

    Money comes from profit.

    There is hardly any profit left in selling PCs.

    Why? You spell the answer D E L L.

  155. Re:I can think of some existing places needing wor by Peldor · · Score: 1
    I would like to be able to power down, pull something like an Atari 2600 cartdrige out, and pop in another with a different processor.

    You're under 25 aren't you?

    Nobody who actually used an Atari 2600 or Atari computer would ever want to go back to cartridges. The connectors get worn out after repeated use and you wind up playing 'wiggle the slot'. Sure, that sounds great to most Slashdotters, but it's not.

  156. For the average desktop by JediTrainer · · Score: 1

    I know some of these exist in some form, but I'd like to see this on every machine.

    1 - built-in mini-UPS. Something to even out the power and give the equipment a decent approximation of a sine wave and maybe 5 minutes spare power. It'll reduce crashes and dataloss a great deal.

    2 - Expansion cards that can be added without opening the case. I want to be able to add or replace my NIC, Sound, Video in/out, hard disks, memory, etc by just plugging them into the case like a PCMCIA card. It doesn't have to be as small as that, but I'd love for the PC to act more or less like a blade where the average user can throw the components in as they please. Maybe even let me upgrade the processor that way too.

    3 - reduce excess heat and power consumption. Yeah, yeah, I know. But today's machines are more than fast enough for the average user, so concentrate on making them *better*, not faster.

    4 - decent/easy backup method. I haven't found an easy or reliable way to back up my data. Can't find a tape drive that's fast enough or with enough capacity, CDs/DVDs are not reliable enough, and hard drives are cumbersome to work with (most of the time). External USB hard drives are an improvement, but surely there must be a better way.

    5 - 3D Scanning/Printing. I'd like to take an object, be able to take pictures of it from all angles, and easily model it. Then I'd love to be able to print one out of that weird epoxy stuff I keep hearing about. At home. This would be an excellent way for budding inventors to create molds quickly and easily (and hopefully cheaply).

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    1. Re:For the average desktop by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      External USB hard drives are an improvement, but surely there must be a better way.

      Firewire? I was mightily impressed by it, as compared to USB. I was like, "I could've had a V-8!" (for those too young to remember, that's the old advertisement punchline for the vegetable juice brand).

      The sad thing about Firewire is that it could have been the industry standard, but a late-nineties, rudderless, pre-Jobs Apple wanted a ridiculous royalty for every Firewire port installed in every computer, so the industry sidestepped Firewire, still the best data transfer delivery system after all these years, and opted to develop the inferior USB2 instead.

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    2. Re:For the average desktop by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like Beta vs S-VHS, lol.

  157. Two words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. digital clock on laptops. I'd love to have an external LCD display showing the time, even when the machine's not on. hell, that'd even be useful on a desktop machine.

    Two words: wrist watch.

  158. Umm... by Max+Nugget · · Score: 1

    What's this? The computer built for Homer?

  159. Stuff I'd like to see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. More than one cupholder per machine.
    2. "Any" key that's red so you can find it faster when something breaks
    3. A walkthough for The Internet. I've been playing for years and I don't think I'm even close to the end. A little help here.
    4. A printer that uses less paper. Talk about waste, Jeeze!
    5. Linux that runs on Windows 95. I have an older computer, and want to play too.

  160. As long as we're talking about OS Innovation... by JawzX · · Score: 1

    From your (not unfounded stand) OS-X, which is widely regarded as the most inovative OS out there, is really a bit of a step backward. Why? because it goes back to POSIX and wrapers for many of its major OS level functions. I Love the flexability and power of OS-X, but from a "changing the paradigm" point of view Mac OS-9 was/is a far more dramitic step forward at the basic OS level.

    Remember, OS-9's API structure is inherently secure. Many people moaned about how it limited remote administratability, hence it's failure as widely accepted corporate desktop and server platform, but I for one would have loved to see OS-9 taken farther. Truley a low-level OS
    with a high-level interface and none of that "wrapers and scripts" crap that adds computaional and user-level complexity. OS-X is an elegant solution for the user interface, but it realy solves none of the problems that 7/8/9 already did!

    I think Corporate IT departments are as much to blame for the OS and software stagnation as anyone. No one operating a big network or server farm wants to have to compleltly re-learn everything to administer their system. If you think OS-X was purely created because of innovation you've got only half the idea. The other half was "we need something to make the corporate world take us serriously as a server and corporate desktop provider". And the answer unfortuneatly was not to extend OS-9 (New) but to fall back to UNIX (Old).

    I wish Apple had decided to take a real lead and extend OS-9 development instead of capitulating to the market, but remember, as others have said, it's economics now, not innovation that drives the computing world.

    1. Re:As long as we're talking about OS Innovation... by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      Except for the sad fact that they would have had to rewrite all of the low-level system to be able to make it work well.

      The memory management in OS 9 was a hack to allow an OS designed for one program to handle several at a time. No pre-emptive multitasking, no protected memory. An mp3 player had to have system-level access to keep your music from skipping the moment you clicked a menu.

      I'm sure they could have rewritten everything (despite the fact that they tried and failed) but it probably would have just ended up a lot similar to unix or linux because those systems work.

  161. And an EVEN BETTER list. by solomonrex · · Score: 1

    Laptop list:
    1. Digital camera standard (really, if cellphones, why not laptops?), with included software to read sign language, frustration and warn about bosses sneaking up behind you.
    2. 'Game Mode' to maximize performance, minimize background apps and change the firewall to only let through the gaming data.
    3. Remote control doubles as wireless mouse.
    4. Detachable keyboard.
    5. 6 hour battery life, at least.
    6. Seamless cell network to Wi-Fi networking for broadband prices.
    7. Secondary display for email status.
    8. Every screen is a touch screen.
    9. Waterproof.
    10. 'Natural' split keyboard option.

    Wish list (current solution):
    1. Built-in Pez Dispenser. (Duct tape)
    2. LCD screen washer and wiper. (Windex and squeegee)
    3. Can stretch screen for desk or shrink for lap. (Stupid overpriced 'dock).
    4. It knows when it's being stolen and cries like a baby until it's returned. (I know when it's been stolen and I cry like a baby).
    5. Transforms into Toaster Oven, using Dual Core heating elements. (can flip laptop upside down for roadside cooking, nice and warm).

    1. Re:And an EVEN BETTER list. by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      I can one-up number five, Transforms Into A Talkie-Toaster:

      TOASTER: Howdy doodly do! How's it going? I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?

      LISTER: Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast!
      TOASTER: How 'bout a muffin?
      LISTER: Or muffins! Or muffins! We don't like muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, and no hot cross buns, and definitely no smegging flapjacks!
      TOASTER: Ah, so you're a waffle man!

    2. Re:And an EVEN BETTER list. by Vlastyn · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't use windex on an lcd screen if I were you- unless you want to ruin it, then by all means...

  162. Single person design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A single person or a small team design the best systems

    Single people don't scale well.

  163. This would appeal to ape-descended life forms... by rolofft · · Score: 1

    ...so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

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  164. Less Money = Less Innovation by Razzak · · Score: 1

    Simply put, not every single person that knows how to build a website is getting money thrown at them anymore. While many of these dot-bombs were hair-brained ideas, some came up with some really great stuff.

    With less people getting the chance to try out their wacky ideas, you're getting less "innovation".

  165. Re:My top 5: practicality instead of innovation. by niktemadur · · Score: 1

    1) Well they shouldn't be. Four hour rechargeable batteries (laptop) are way less than a pound.
    2) Shouldn't be. RCA jacks are an industry standard, why the crossover expense? It's nuts.
    3) I guess this point is where true innovation would come into play
    4) Will do.
    5) Google it. It's there. Bose speakers are the size of a pack of cigarrettes, but emit the type of sound that would fill a dancehall.

    My point is that items 1, 2 and 4 should be on every computer today. I know number 3 is not yet practical, and number 5 is prohibitively expensive.

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  166. Size? O.o by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    I'd _really_ like to see solid state drives come down in price and go up in size.

    I really hope you meant "storage capacity". I doubt I'd like carrying a 8 1/2 " flash drive PLUS my laptop :P

  167. How about these? by Zerbs · · Score: 1

    I don't have 5 ideas, but... - How about hard disks that read from their platters in parallel instead of one platter at a time? This seems like it could speed up access until solid state drives reach more thresholds of usability. - I'd also love to see a more intelligent Virus Scanning program, that didn't consume tons of memory and CPU cycles to constantly rescan the same files over and over. - This one is more specific to Windows, but I wish they would not make everything a service unless it absolutely needs to be always running. Otherwise that's what scheduled tasks and dynamic link libraries are for.

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  168. no, no, no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. one of those new LCD screens that shows a spreadsheet to the people standing near your cube, but when viewed head-on has counterstrike

    2. a theme for windows that looks like Gnome or KDE so the hard core penguin heads think you're cool

    3. a wireless keyboard that has a wire which does nothing but send funny messages to the keystroke logger your boss installs.

    4. a toaster that is the size of a DVD drive which cools your processor by making toast

    5. a small sound proof compartment to keep your pager in.

  169. Outside the box top five: by Paraplex · · Score: 1

    "Computers" - I'm sick of them. People should start to accept that its their *life* that's computerised. While we continue to improve this "box in corner of the room" we'll all continue to live in frustration.

    1. Better Input. Typing and clicking the mouse is 'nice' but my computer is used for far more than that. The input devices are archaic and need to be redesigned while still allowing for traditional methods of input. These new inputs (speech recognition, Gloves with pressure/location feedback, track IR, Assignable macro keyboards and any more revolutionary inputs) need to be hardware driven rather than software driven. I can't rely on my speech recognition when the CPU gets loaded. I can't even rely on my macro's at 80% CPU load, while my trusty hardware keyboard and mouse still operate at 0 Latency.

    2. Better Output. We all experience in analog, but I stare at a flickering series of still images aligned to a grid all day. I want points which appear at a slightly random spot at a slightly random time. I want resolution independence in images. I want frame rate independence in video. I want anything to connect to anything (basically I want Alias to design all software & hardware :)
    And yes, give me my augmented reality glasses in the next decade so I can stop "using a computer" and start just living digitally (please?)

    3. More realistic UI. Icons were developed to represent the real world, with the "desktop" being the analogy. Now we are nearing the ability to have a UI that more closely resembles the real world, not for art's sake, but for usability.
    For example, my itunes music collection is on random, so I can get equally bored of all of it simultaneously, rather than my real collection which has some CDs closer to the top of the pile, some left to fall to the bottom of the drawer never to be played (but never thrown out)
    It is allowed to dynamically change and evolve in the real world without a thought, unlike in the computer world where, because the computer wants organisation and categorisation, I too have to adhere to its 'logic'
    I don't want to hit the edges of screens. I don't even want this "multiple desktop" thing. I just want an edgeless desktop. I want to pull back away from firefox and slide/look over at other software i'm using. I don't want my software forced to be stored in a locked box
    I know they've experimented with UI's like this, but they were still just cute "swap between software in 3D" toys, not serious usable UIs.
    Two dimensions and screen borders feels cramped in 2005.

    4. No more "Male/Female" plugs and converters. Design one type of plug and make it a hermaphrodide.

    5. No more propriety formats, patents, DRM etc. No more spoon feeding us "HD1024 projectors" and "revolutionary two wheeled mice" (give us another ball instead of the wheel. Its not that hard. We're not cash cows)
    Stop trying to lock us into closed box "media systems" and "Phones", "PDAs" & "MP3 players". I want different things to my neighbor. Theres no way you could ever please us both.
    (For example: Give us a completely open mobile/bluetooth PDA and allow us to VNC to our desktops from *anywhere*, streaming music or doing any processor intensive tasks from anywhere.)

    Don't choke formats forcing you to use different formats (mp3/wav for example) for different software, or different software for closely related tasks just because you're all too proud to allow me to composite in your video editor, or have maya feed directly into a compositor. Enough bottlenecks. Take a leaf out of "Propellerhead's Rewire" software (for allowing audio softwares from any developer who wants the SDK, to talk to each other.)
    Work *together*
    Open up software. Let us inside. Let us plug anything into anything (Let alias design everything already!)
    Innovation for the benefit of all users.

    6. REDUNDANCY! Don't even sell me a single HD any more. You know i'm just going to go out and buy a second one to back it up onto. Don't give me "Fanta

  170. Re:My top 5: practicality instead of innovation. by niktemadur · · Score: 1

    Found the remote control at http://www.griffintechnology.com/products/airclick /index.php, thanks for the tip.

    However, the receiver is a cumbersome apparatus connected via USB. I'd like to see it integrated like an Airport or Bluetooth card.

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  171. Re:democratic crap is better than totalitarian cra by reflective+recursion · · Score: 1

    No, that's not at all what I meant.

    Windows is not "totalitarian" as such. The design has had many hands involved and is just as messy as *ix. And I could have used any *ix, be it FreeBSD, Solaris, etc. Only Linux seems to have many more people involved than those.

    All of those systems work, but none of them approach good. A good design will not take away from your freedom... that's just silly conspiracy theory talk. Check out things like Squeak, Genera/LispMs, PalmOS, Apple Newton, BeOS, NeXT for what systems can be. A few of those reach "good" and even surpass it.

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  172. Can we get beyond WIMP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I grew up on MS-DOS and Apple II and only used the WIMP interface in college for homework. At work now I still primarily use the Linux console + emacs and just have X up for Mozilla. I've been thinking a bit recently that the entire WIMP paradigm is nearing a dead-end. Here's why.

    Computers are no longer predictable. You start them up, they all boot to a desktop/login screen with programs you access by clicking on icons. They all have amazing abilities (WYSIWYG a document, then print it across the network, with pasted data from a web site included) but those capabilities are disjointed and the metaphors don't make much sense to me. Why do all these little taskbar applets in XP popup "notifications"? I'd rather have these messages in an event log somewhere, not popping up to interrupt a slideshow for instance. Getting online with IE, shit you can't go anywhere without getting all this unpredictable behavior (pop-up, pop-under, fake UI screens, etc.). I find in general that using the WIMP interface for too long takes my "energy" level down, and it's hard to be interested in what's going on. My PC behaves like someone else's idea of a tool that doesn't fit how I think.

    So...what's next? I'd like a "computer" that has a screen, keyboard, and mouse, but upon boot doesn't bring up a login prompt. Instead it displays the current time and waits for me to speak to it. "Computer, look up movie times in Houston Texas. (see Google'd results) Show me number 4. (read the movie blurb) Buy me a ticket to that, charge it to AMEX. (Computer responds: 'Your American Express card denied the transaction.') Crap. Buy me a ticket, charge to Mastercard." Or "Computer, start a letter to my congressperson. Begin dictation: 'Dear Scumbag, ...' Ok, pull that up so I can finish it myself. (Screen switches to AbiWord with letter on display. I use the mouse and keyboard to finish the text markup.) Ok print that."

    We can use verbal commands to get the "navigating the UI to load programs" crap done quickly, then when we need to sit down and do the detail work we've got the WIMP interface still around. Or a house control computer: "Computer, call mom and dad and put it in the bedroom."

    That's what *I* want out of the next-generation computer. We've got plenty of CPU for it, and after a few software generations we'll get the voice UI worked out so that 90% of people can get it do *something* useful. "Help me with this thing! (Computer responds, 'I can look up things on the Internet for you. Say 'computer, look up and then a topic'. I can place videophone calls for you. Say 'computer, call so-and-so'. Would you like a more detailed list of my abilities?)"

    And I think an entire generation of people age 40-70 will understand and use this voice computer a lot better than a modern-day PC. It'll be somewhat like a scientific calculator, with gobs of function behind the scenes that you can ignore entirely when you just need to do basic addition.

  173. Built-in KVM laptop capability. by swb · · Score: 1

    I'd like an internal GPS, but I'm not sure I'd get all that much use out of it. It sure seems like the cell companies could pull their heads from their profit margins and share the GPS

    What I would like to see on laptops is a KVM-type capability where the laptop could be used as a keyboard, mouse and display for an external PC. This would be done at a hardware level (no kludgy, slow, unreliable USB dongles digitizing the external system's video) to be useful.

    I can't tell you the number of times I've been to a client location to fix something or other and had to fool around with displays, keyboards, etc, and usually they had no spare. Being able to pass a cable between the machine and my laptop would be much simpler.

    1. Re:Built-in KVM laptop capability. by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 1

      that's actually a great idea, too.

      to expand on that further, what if you had a single, standardized KVM port on desktops/laptops? That port would be even more useful in rack-mounted systems.

      I've got a dual KVM switch and a 4-port one at home, and they're such a pain. So many wires. When you've got a USB KVM set up with 4 machines, that's a minimum of 10 extra wires floating around behind (or across, depending on the setup) your desk.

      The cable savings (space and cost) would be even more noticeable when you've got 2 dozen or more machines attached to a KVM switch.

      One thing I see in the future of portable computing is more functionality with the machine powered down. They've already got laptops that can play CDs and DVDs without booting the whole system. Next will be KVM, firewire/usb HD, and even just plain video display ability (think second monitor). That will also increase the usefulness of older machines.

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    2. Re:Built-in KVM laptop capability. by swb · · Score: 1

      I think a lot of machine rooms are avoiding KVM altogether. Stuff like HPaq's remote insight lights out advanced gives you console-level KVM without any wires at all over the network, and a lot of places just jack in a KVM on a cart if and when they need to, and everything else is done via ssh or terminal services.

      I think a single, standardized KVM port would make a lot of sense (which is what I think you're describing) -- one jack that can handle a keyboard, a mouse and video onto a single cable. The problem with this idea isn't that it makes sense, but that Belkin and others selling a cable with all that stuff glued together and the ends hanging loose. It's most of the advantages of one cable without the whole new standard problem.

      None of this makes the idea of KVM input into a laptop moot, particularly since you could make an otherwise slow laptop into a reasonable LCD display. I never thought of the FW/USB2 HDD option, ALL the peripherals should be accessable, such as optical drives, HDDs and so forth. I guess it would be easier if the peripherals were on the USB bus to begin with (NICs usually aren't), but it might be helpful if there was some way to bridge all devices to USB for external access.

    3. Re:Built-in KVM laptop capability. by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 1

      I never thought of the FW/USB2 HDD option, ALL the peripherals should be accessable, such as optical drives, HDDs and so forth. I guess it would be easier if the peripherals were on the USB bus to begin with (NICs usually aren't), but it might be helpful if there was some way to bridge all devices to USB for external access.

      Apple's got the idea when it comes to firewire. You can boot a mac with the T key held down and a firewire cable connected to it from another mac and the mac will boot into "Target Disk Mode." Basically, all drives on the target mac will be accessable from the other machine (HDs, optical drive, etc). I just wish you could do that with non-macs and do it over other busses (USB or NAS over ethernet).

      ssh and terminal services are fine for day to day use, but when you've got your rack full of 1U servers and one is refusing to boot... or ssh just simply is not working... then what do you do?

      whenever one of my servers has a problem (when suddenly I can't ssh into it), I have to lug a monitor over to that corner of my room and diagnose the problem.

      KVM is really the only option for having a way of looking at the display of many machines at once... either that or utilizing the serial console, but not all OSs support that.

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    4. Re:Built-in KVM laptop capability. by swb · · Score: 1

      ssh and terminal services are fine for day to day use, but when you've got your rack full of 1U servers and one is refusing to boot... or ssh just simply is not working... then what do you do?

      I don't disagree, but I think a lot of places lacking legacy (non-TS capable Windows, etc) systems have done the math and figured that a plastic cart with a display, keyboard and mouse (and maybe a PC and a 2 port KVM) is simlper and cheaper to use to do breakfix on a non-cooperative box the few times it needs it vs. the cost and complexity of doing kvm for hundreds of boxes.

      Especially if the boxes support built-in KVM and power support over the network like HP's RILO Advanced. That gives you THE console as well as reset and power on/off. If all your boxes supported that, KVM would be obsolete -- ssh and/or terminal services for every day stuff, and RILO for critical on-console work. RILO works even without an OS booted.

  174. Try methylcobalamin (B12) by TheLink · · Score: 1

    I am not a doctor but if the RSI pain is due to squashed nerves you could try methylcobalamin (it's a more easily absorbed methyl form of vitamin B12).

    It doesn't fix whatever it is that causes your nerves to be squashed. But it keeps them alive whilst hopefully your body adapts ;).

    You should check with a decent doctor but usual starting dose is 1 x 500ug, three times a day after meals. You should notice within a week whether it helps or not. Side-effects and toxicity are quite low with vitamin B12.

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  175. Math Nazi Attacks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there's usually a 2-3 hour gap in the tapes from 11am-3pm.

    That's a 4 hour gap.

    1. Re:Math Nazi Attacks! by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      meaning the gap starts and ends somewhere between 11am and 3pm

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  176. Re:My top 5: practicality instead of innovation. by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    1) Power usage. Laptops are supposed to drain much less than desktops. But true, something more "inbetween" should be available. The problem with laptop batteries is that they are usually Li-Ion or at least NiMH, FAR more expensive than lead-acid used in UPS.
    2) Completely different kind of signal I bet. The backstage tech costs.
    3) Plus touchscreens are helluva expensive.
    4) option a) IR plug on serial port, works with any remote. (cheap, cumbersome) b) IrDA, many computers (and most laptops) have it onboard, dedicated remote (expensive, neat).
    5) I guess they aren't cheap...

    ALL of them are quite expensive in the "quality" form. Definitely not desirable as "standard". Power supply - add 50% price. Network card - well, you see. Touchscreens - at least 3x the price. Remote with built-in IrDA - probably as much as any remote, which isn't quite SO cheap. Speakers - well, you know.
    Sure they all should be available. As an expensive option.

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  177. Fantastic post by guacamolefoo · · Score: 1

    Where are my mod points when I need them. Fantastic post.

  178. Re:I can think of some existing places needing wor by jinzumkei · · Score: 1

    I think you should wait until next year to tell him that the show wasn't real either.

  179. Let's see... by Macdude · · Score: 1

    Let's see:

    1. "They" make quieter fans already, they're more expensive than noisy fans which is why most people don't use them. BTW most of the fan noise comes from the movement of the air not the bearings (unless your fan's broken) so greasing them isn't going to have any effect.

    2. At first I thought this idea was really stupid (why would I want to reach under my desk to open a bottle when I can have a bottle opener right by the fridge. Then I read #5 and laughed at you. How do you propose to put a fridge (food/drink dispenser) in a computer the height of a laptop and the size of a Mac Mini?

    3. Wireless everything? How do you propose to power this wireless monitor? If I have to plug it into the AC then also plugging it into the CPU isn't a big problem. And say I drop a new wireless monitor on my desk, how does it know which of the numerous computers near me to connect to?
    We have wireless everything now, they are called laptops.

    4. You can't use a USB storage drive as a copy protection device its too easy to duplicate their contents. There are already USB keys, they are used on some high end software packages. I'd rather see the end of copy protection that doesn't stop people pirating the software so I don't need the CD (or any other kind of) key. I would like to see games that let you put saved-games on USB keys (i.e. easily) like consoles do so I can take them with me easily.

    5. Small computers are already here, the Mac Mini is only twice your desired volume now (laptops are about 1" think the Mac Mini is 2" tall).

    5a. Macs have been booting of USB storage devices (flashcards) for years. Having the OS on a flash card doesn't eliminate the need for install disks unless they are write once (in which case how do you install patches?).

    So basically three (plus the bonus wish) of the things you want are already here and the other two are moronic, good troll.

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  180. Re:I can think of some existing places needing wor by Mechcozmo · · Score: 1

    Even though the Mac Mini has the power consumption as a P4 (yes, the computer and yes, the chip) companies still won't buy it. Because... they are stupid. Always. The Dells are the cheapest possible, and that is the final word. No matter if they cost 5x as much as the other computers to operate, that isn't in their budget. They just got their order of computers in on-budget... let someone else explain why heating isn't needed anymore and why the energy bill doubled.

  181. Some of these exist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The original Apple Mac Cube had no fan and clever use of storage, so maybe had 1 and a half of the 5 wish list items.

    The current Apple iMac already has 3 of the 5 items -- specifically numbers 1, 3, and 5. The fan is variable speed and pretty quiet. The system can be purchased from the factory with wireless networking, wireless keyboard, wireless mouse, and the system-box is integrated with the display in a compact package.

    The Apple Mini is quiet, uses tiny drives sensibly, and is almost without wires (only need a cable from display to the mini system unit; keyboard, mouse, and network can be purchased as wireless), so it maybe meets 1 and a half of the 5 wish list items.

    I suppose the poster is not a MacOS X user.

  182. Dongles are evil by dbIII · · Score: 1
    Okay, some things like the USB key to function as a verifier (to avoid needing to plug a disc in for games) are a good idea
    It's the old hardware dongle thing, which is why every now and again I need to make sure that new laptops that people want have parallel ports. In the past some dongles were incompatable with various printers as well. The parallel port is becoming scarce now and the copy protection schemes are not managing to keep up with that - the same thing may well happen with USB some day.

    Copy protection software for very expensive software that was purchased by my company and has been installed legitemately consumes a lot of support time and generally pisses everyone off. For example one of my current hassles is a roll out of an update to one piece of software to a cluster has been delayed three months while the vendor tries to work out why it takes over thirty seconds to get a licence before an operation can take place - which would leave each user looking at a frozen screen for thirty seconds around 96 times a day. Why so long? The vendor has to figure it out themselves without any help form the people they bought the licencing system from. Macrovision has the feild sewn up, the barrier to entry for anyone else is too high.

    Another good reason for open software - licencing software is crap and cripples some closed software. The original article is talking about a way to stop people using their software as in improvement - which is something I disagree with.

  183. Bootable flash drives? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Working on? You can boot off a USB key today.

    What he wants is his OS on a PCI-E card. Great, if it's rewritable and a LOT of storage. I don't want to have to buy a new OS card just to get my security updates, and I want to still have somewhere to put my games and such -- not to mention my Linux.

    Besides, hard drives CAN be made fast enough, especially if you hibernate/swsusp. Don't think Macs do that, but I think they have a VERY efficient standby.

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  184. Fake the GPS? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Honestly, these schemes will never work without TCPA. Stop that at the gate, and we can have the GPS, and we fake the GPS, so our boss thinks we're connecting from our house (which is locked) when we are in fact in his house (which he forgot to lock)... or wherever.

    It'd be even funnier to steal the boss' laptop, install your own spyware, and every time your boss connects, put him in an arbitrary place. "Sorry, you may not connect to the corporate LAN from Larry's Escort Service...

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  185. Re:I can think of some existing places needing wor by nostrademons · · Score: 1

    I think the big opportunity is really in rackmounts, not desktops. The electricity cost of a typical desktop is really quite low, as mentioned below, and most consumers just don't care. But HVAC is quickly becoming a limiting factor in big server farms; look at Google's paper on their cluster architecture. Electricity may be cheap, but real estate is not, and anything that lets you pack machines more densely without having your server farm go up in flames is a big win for major web businesses.

  186. Don't set your hopes too high by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    As I've already mentioned, I know of several games already that intentionally crash or refuse to even start if they even think you _might_ have Daemon Tools or Alcohol installed.

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    1. Re:Don't set your hopes too high by danheretic · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, which ones?

    2. Re:Don't set your hopes too high by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Well, for example, I know Rome: Total War refused to run on someone's computer because he had Alcohol installed. (For precisely the same reason you mention: he had some different games for his little kids on his computer, and didn't trust the kids with the CDs.)

      Also the one I had in mind when I bitched about randomly crashing to desktop was "Die Gilde." ("Europa 1400: The Guild" for you 'merkins. But I don't know if that version has the same copy protection. It's not uncommon to have different ones between Europe and the USA.) The devs came out and said that it's _supposed_ to randomly crash if it detects Daemon Tools. I guess it's as official as it gets when you have the lead dev posting it on the publisher's board.

      These are the easy ones, since it's at least obvious you have a problem if the game won't even start. There are however games which are sneakier in their mis-guided attempt at punishing pirates (read: inconveniencing legit buyers.) They'll gradually screw up your gameplay or difficulty level or outright make it impossible to finish some quests or whatever, if they think you're a pirate.

      E.g., Operation Flashpoint had it right in the readme that it will screw up your gameplay if it thinks you're a pirate. E.g., Gangsters I've already mentioned: it threw all your gang in jail for as little as having more than one CD drive. (And I mean even physical drives, not actually detecting emulation software.)

      Those can be a bitch to diagnose that you even have a copy-protection problem, because they don't just say so. I know I've wasted a very stressful week trying to find out WTF am I doing wrong in Gangsters, until the devs came out and announced that it was a known bug of the copy-protection. I honestly thought I sucked badly at playing the game, if the effects I saw were in-game, not some copy-protection message.

      But there probably are a dozen times more where the devs didn't come out and say it, so we'll never know.

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  187. Disjunctive types by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
    Recursive data structures are trivially dealt with if you have concepts like disjunctive types and pattern matching.
    Can you dumb that down for me? I have no idea what this means.

    Sorry. The terms are common in the world of functional programming languages (Haskell, ML, etc.) but there's no reason someone who works with something like C would known them. You've already got a good reply, but at the risk of oversimplifying, I'll try to describe the concepts in more C-friendly terms.

    A disjunctive type works a bit like a combination of a union (i.e., it can represent several kinds of data, but only one at once) and an enum that identifies which kind of data the current value is. A common example is making a "nullable" version of a type T, which might have two options:

    • an empty type, with corresponding tag None
    • a type containing a single object of type T, with corresponding tag Some

    which you'd define by simply listing the names of the possible options and the type each represents:

    type Optional T = None or Some T

    You can't access the value of an object with a disjunctive type directly, because you don't know which of the options is being used, and there needn't be any particular relationship between them. Instead, you use a technique called pattern matching, which is essentially a type check serving a similar purpose to C++'s dynamic_cast.

    For example, to print an object obj of type Optional T, you can't write something structured like this:

    print obj

    because you don't know which of the two options obj is currently using, but you can write something structured like this instead:

    print object matched with
    None -> "None"
    Some x -> x

    to print "None" in the None case, or the value of the T object in the Some case.

    (Obviously I'm making the syntax up here, although in fact what you write in many functional programming languages isn't far off this.)

    In this way, you can define many useful types. Nullable variations are one example, but you can also extend that to data strucures like linked lists and trees, and much more.

    With a type system like this, there is no built-in concept of NULL as there is with C's pointers. You just don't need it: if you want a nullable type, you create it explicitly (which usually requires a grand total of one extra word in the source code), but then the type system forces you to check for the null option properly when you access the data. There is no concept of dereferencing a null pointer or throwing a null reference exception, because you simply can't be in that position.

    Wow, that was a truly awful post. Sorry. I'm writing this quickly at lunch and don't have time to edit it much. If you're interested in these concepts and their close relations -- and personally, I'd certainly rate them as one of my top five things the maintstream programming industry should get to! -- then you might like to search for:

    • Maybe type
    • nullable type
    • disjunctive type
    • conjunctive type
    • type system
    • strong typing

    There are some pretty good articles in various programming-related wikis that you'll probably find your way to via the above, although I give you fair warning that some of them get a bit deep, and the functional programming world does have its share of zealots and evangelists just like any other...

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    1. Re:Disjunctive types by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      Thanks (also to nostrademons).

  188. TFA by 514CK3R · · Score: 0

    Let's face it, we all love technology. We surround ourselves with the latest and greatest and consume nothing but the best of the best when it comes to gadgetry and technological extravagances, yet in the past few years the only thing to advance in an incredible degree would be video cards and CPUs. Why has there been such a sudden lack in innovation as of late? Are we in a technological drought? I like to stick to my own diagnosis of the industry as being too concerned with keeping a steady cash flow over social experimentation with new products but then again that's just an opinion from a little guy. Well, I know what I want to see happen in the next years and I'm there are at least 1 million blogs about this very subject but I have a very convincing statement which should make you read and backup my list and It's quite simple really: I'm right and all 1 million blogs are wrong. There. I said it. I'm sure that after reading the list that you'll also come to this conclusion, at least that's what I'm banking on. 1) Better Designed fans -- RAWR! That's the sound of my system all 24 hours of the day. Although I have fairly new Thermaltake fans for both my CPU and system, the thing sounds as if it had wings and wheels that it would take off into the sky. Now, I'm sure many of you will say "Oh stop whining, there's liquid cooling and fan-less solutions, yackity smackity" but I say nay onto those because 1.) Liquid cooling is more expensive than a fan based setup and 2.) Have you seen an AMD 64 being ran with a fan-less solution? They melt like marshmallows on a campfire. Seeing how there are is a nearly frictionless lubricant in Japan, I'm sure that some engineers from these fan manufacturers can conjure up the nerve to walk into the sex shops selling the stuff and just buy a few bottles (in the name of advancement and science of course). I mean, haven't they heard of Teflon!? Why not even use a little Wesson on the things, I'm sure they'd sound a lot quieter then apposed to the sand and glass I suspect they use currently for lubrication. 2) Cases with more functionality -- Haven't you even dreamt of having your case double as a food/drink dispenser as well? Of course you have! Wouldn't it just be oh-so cool to have a bottle opener or a soda dispenser built into the case without having to do tedious and sometimes ridiculous amounts of modifications? I mean, the possibilities are quite endless really when it comes to being a dispenser and it wouldn't necessarily be all that hard. It doesn't have to stop at food either, I mean how many of you have or use the phone near your computer? Well, why not combine the two!? Wouldn't it just be so cool to have a fully functional phone right there on your case? There would be no need to get up ever again except for bathroom breaks but they have bags and jugs for that anyways, right? 3) Wireless everything -- That's right baby, no more wire hang- err, wires. I want to be able to buy something, set it on my desk and it automatically work. This rule applies for everything from mice and keyboards to monitors and various displays. We are in a world where being connected is required but I don't necessarily see why we need to be connected with a huge cable or dare I say dozens of cables! It isn't as if it would be hard, it would just take a standardization of a short range communications standard and some willingness from a few manufacturers. If it's once thing that amazes people still in this day and age, its things that can send and receive data wirelessly. Even people with a complete understanding of the technology stare in bewilderment at their cutesy, wireless mouse. Come on industry, cut the cords and go truly wireless already!

  189. Puerile original article; OK discussion by ProfDD · · Score: 1

    Starting from a dumb article keeps the discussion from reaching the heights that Slashdot can reach. Nice try, guys.