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  1. Urrectum on Planet X Larger Than Pluto? · · Score: 1

    Fry: Did you build the Smelloscope?

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth: No, I remembered that I'd built one last year. Go ahead, try it. You'll find that every heavenly body has its own particular scent. Here, I'll point it at Jupiter.

    Fry: Smells like strawberries.

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Exactly. And now, now Saturn.

    Fry: Pine needles. Oh, man, this is great... hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.

    Leela: I don't get it.

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.

    Fry: Oh. What's it called now?

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you.

    Fry: No, no, I, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here.

  2. In Russia... on Russia's Biggest Spammer Brutally Murdered · · Score: 1

    In America, You want to kill Spam. In Soviet Russia, Spam wants to kill you.