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Planet X Larger Than Pluto?

nova_planitia writes "The Minor Planet mailing list is buzzing with the discovery by an amateur astronomer of a 17th magnitude object 51 astronomical units from the Sun, tentatively designated 2003 EL61. For those not versed in astronomical lingo, this is an object several times brighter than Pluto even though it is 25% farther out from the Sun (the orbit vizualised by JPL). This means that barring a strangely reflective surface, this object is larger than Pluto, possibly Mars-sized! The debate whether Pluto is a planet is likely to get rekindled by this discovery."

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  1. Broken Link, Naming Contest. by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 3, Informative


    The link to the BBC story in the summary is broken.

    A functioning link can be found here.

    So....the race is on to give this mysterious new planet a proper name! (Planet X is soooo Gen X...)

    Please post your ideas below.

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    1. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by SamBeckett · · Score: 4, Funny

      Goofy

    2. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Freya.

      Something non-Greek/Roman at last.

    3. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by richdun · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, if Planet X is sooo Gen X... It should be called iPlanet, or when someone tries to claim it, myPlanet.

    4. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by mauledbydogs · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think we need to get a little more real with planet naming. Forget the gods, let's call it Dave.

    5. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Mr+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Clearly, THAT is Pluto, and what we thought was Pluto wasn't. The new Pluto will know be known as Pluto, while the old Pluto will be forgotten.

      There can be only one Pluto.

    6. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vulcan.
      Or maybe Mickey.

    7. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Shin+Chan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      No no, they are getting [i]rid[/i] of the "my" prefixes.. Don't you [i]dare[/i] adding them back! On the other hand, why don't we call it Orange. You know.. [i]the future is bright, the future is orange[/i].

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    8. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hows about Orpheus? it is on an off kilter orbit so creeps up from the underworld.

      or there is always Ryleh.

    9. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 4, Funny

      (Planet X is soooo Gen X...)

      But ... Planet X ... that's where we need to get our next supply of Illudium Phosdex, the shaving cream atom.

      I saw it in a highly-scientific production that was made about 60 years ago.

      (Yes, humorless mods, that's a joke. If you don't understand it, you need to watch classic, WB cartoons from the 1940s and 50s.)

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    10. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Kyru · · Score: 4, Informative

      Clearly it should be named Rupert

    11. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please just die and take your karma whoring with you.

    12. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      I would make teaching science class simpler - the old Pluto is just downgraded to a Kuiperoid comet, and the new Pluto is there. The solar system retains 9 planets, and the names remain the same. People just have to remember that most of the size and location information about Pluto is different, plus it no longer has it's moon Charon... but how many non-science-nerds knew that anyhow. All the sciency people can go know the news, and the rest of the people can ignore it without being confused.

      Rename the old Pluto Persephone. I'm pretty sure that was the unofficial name they used in the '80s when they thought they'd found a planet the last time.

    13. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by reverseengineer · · Score: 1

      Rupert, of course! Or, assuming no other astronomical object already bears the name, Proserpine (Roman)/Persephone (Greek) fits the mythology quite nicely.

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    14. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by JeffTL · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pronounce that "Planet Ten," and it'll seem a bit more modern, but there's still not much of a vista to experience if you're living on Earth.

    15. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by cje · · Score: 1

      I'd call it Hypatia.

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    16. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1, Redundant

      [i]Something non-Greek/Roman at last.[/i]

      Sedna, the Inuit godess of the sea is the namesake of a trans-Neptonian Object. Toutatis, a Celtic war God, featured in the French comic [i]Asterix[/i], has a asteroid named after him, as do several Egyption gods. The transition away from Greco-Roman mythology has already begun.

    17. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 2, Informative

      Freya already has a day (Friday - Freya's Day or Frigg's Day, depending on who you ask) named after her.

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    18. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by castlec · · Score: 3, Funny

      Cale: I'll call it planet Bob. Akima: You can't call a planet "Bob." Cale: So now you're the boss. You're the King of Bob? Akima: Can't we just call it "Earth"? Cale: No one said you have to live on Bob. Akima: I'm never calling it that.

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    19. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by saintp · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm afraid that iPlanet is already taken. And as the other responder -- the one who posts on so many phpBB boards that he's forgotten HTML -- pointed out, the my- prefix is pretty passe. It's almost as bad as "cyberplanet."

      Anyhow, shouldn't the new planet be named after a Roman god or goddess? I mean, let's choose a naming scheme and stick with it, people.

    20. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Obviously, its a planet that couldn't be found before, but has been found now so.....

      PLANET GOOGLE!

    21. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Come on you know you want to name it Vulcan!

      Live long an... oh nevermind.

    22. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by TwoScoopsOfPig · · Score: 1

      I agree.

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    23. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by warrior · · Score: 1

      Spaceball.

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    24. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      the race is on to give this mysterious new planet a proper name! (Planet X is soooo Gen X...)

      It isn't just Generation X, The name "Planet X" is already taken:
      Planet X

      But I have a few other names:
      Planet Spaceball!
      Staying in the same vein...Druidia!
      Titan A.E.
      Planet of the Apes
      and my personal favorite: Forbidden Planet

      Any others?

    25. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for Windows Vista, of course, the eXPerience of a lifetime. What -kind- of experience, now that's a good question.

    26. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by LordNightwalker · · Score: 1

      Planet Bob

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    27. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by NtroP · · Score: 4, Funny
      but there's still not much of a vista to experience if you're living on Earth
      How about "Vista"?

      After all:

      • It's been rumored to exist for a long time (under a different name)
      • It's supposed to be "bigger and brighter" than what everyone is choosing to compare it to
      • It doesn't even really exist yet, but people are already proclaiming the "death" of its nearest competitor
      • We know nothing about it, except that it's supposed to be [ooh] "shiny" and that is quite a long way off
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    28. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by miscz · · Score: 1

      Bob

    29. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      >> Planet X is soooo Gen X

      Yeah, plus Spike Lee already holds the trademark on this anyhow.

    30. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Masq666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Juno would probably be a fitting name, i know a lot of people dont want to name the planet after a roman god, but since all the other planets have roman name, it would be a bit misfitting to name it something else. We allready have Jupiter wich is the King of the gods, so Juno is my proposal since Juno is the Queen of the gods. Or we could name it Bacchus - the god of Wine. hehe

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    31. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by manno · · Score: 1

      Spaceball 1

    32. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Dagny+Taggert · · Score: 1, Funny

      Here's the real question: is it larger than Uranus? If so, we're all in trouble

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    33. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about Nike? /ducks

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    34. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by gnalre · · Score: 1

      Personally I always liked Persephonewikipedia apart from the fact I am never sure how to say it it seems appropiate

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    35. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Pxtl · · Score: 0

      The problem is that I think all those names were already used for satellites of the gas giants. They really should've reserved the Roman gods for planets.

    36. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, a Titan AE reference. Sweet.

    37. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like "Planet Ten" as well. It has a tie-in with the movie "Buckaroo Banzai" starring Peter Weller (in the movie, the bad guys came from "Planet Ten"). In fact, the "Buckaroo Banzai" movie effectively predicted the existence of the planet.

    38. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Masq666 · · Score: 1

      Could'nt agree more, but i hope they have'nt used all the names. I found a list of roman gods here. Just need to find a list over wich names has allready been used. The reason they didn't reserve the names is probably that they did'nt expect to find more planets in our solar system.

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    39. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by vain+gloria · · Score: 1

      Since we know that the Cybermen are coming, I'd put money on it being called Mondas.

      Naturally I'll be converting the rest of my assets to gold ;)

    40. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by jumbledInTheHead · · Score: 1

      I feel the explanation ruins the humor. However, reading an explanation of bad inneundo on wikipedia is quite hilarious.

    41. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Tim+Fraser · · Score: 3, Informative

      Lord John Whorfin: Where are we going?

      Red Lectroids: Planet Ten!

      Lord John Whorfin: When?

      Red Lectroids: Real soon!!

    42. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Mr.+Foogle · · Score: 1, Interesting
      A proper name?

      Micky

      Yes, naming stuff in space is supposed to follow mythology theme but I don't know why we need to continue the practice. Pluto could be the start of a break with tradition - both the Roman god of the underworld AND a friendly cartoon dog.

      So.

      Pluto

      Mickey

      Goofy

      and so on through the Disney-verse. And then we've got the Looney Tunes-verse, and so on.

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    43. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Why not call it Pluto 2.0? The new one, I mean. And the old one can be Pluto 1.0.

      Unless you want to go with Open Source version numbers. Then the old one would be Pluto 0.1 and the new one would be Pluto 0.2. That gives plenty of room to name other random heavenly bodies until we find the real Pluto 1.0.

    44. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Rei · · Score: 1

      Since it's so bright, how about Eostre (also Estare, Ostara, Oestra, and dozens of oter variants) - the teutonic goddess of dawn (also fertility).

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    45. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Zenaku · · Score: 2, Funny

      Persephone? Persephone! People don't want planets named after hungry old Greek broads! They want names like "Mustang" and "Cheetah"--vicious animal names!

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    46. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    47. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awesome post! I sometimes wish /. had a bigger karma range or gold stars or something.

    48. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I feel the explanation ruins the humor

      I feel the humorless mods ruin Slashdot. What's your point? >:)

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    49. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Gharlane+of+Eddore · · Score: 1

      Arisia! - First Lensman Samms

    50. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Yocto+Yotta · · Score: 1

      Juno? I think NetZero is a far better planet name personally.

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    51. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Yuggoth, duh.

      *ponder*

      Let's never speak of this again.

    52. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by phlegmofdiscontent · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Call me old-fashioned, but I still think we should have stuck to the old Greek/Roman mythology naming scheme. Alas, times have changed and now we have moons named after characters by this guy named Shakespeare and minor planets named after Inuit and Native American mythological figures. Still, I think Larry Niven's name for a hypothetical Planet X (read "The Borderlands of Sol", it's quite good) was a good choice. So, I nominate "Persephone" as the name for this new object.

    53. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Mondoz · · Score: 2
      Last week astronomers had announced that they had at last discovered a tenth planet, out beyond the orbit of Pluto. They had been searching for it for years, guided by certain orbital anomalies in the outer planets, and now they'd found it and they were all terribly pleased, and everyone was terribly happy for them and so on. The planet was named Persephone, but rapidly nicknamed Rupert after some astronomer's parrot -- there was some tediously heart-warming story attached to this -- and that was all very wonderful and lovely.

      What about all those star charts and planetary motions and so? We all knew (apparently) what happened when Neptune was in Virgo, and so on, but what about when Rupert was rising? Wouldn't the whole of astrology have to be rethought? Wouldn't now perhaps be a good time to own up that it was all just a load of hogwash and instead take up pig-farming, the principles of which were founded on some kind of rational basis? If we'd known about Rupert three years ago, might President Hudson have been eating the boysenberry flavour on Thursday rather than Friday? Might Damascus still be standing? That sort of thing.

      This has always been what I consider to be one of the cleverest underrated little mini-anecdotes Adams ever wrote. That and the bit about Dirk's refrigerator.

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    54. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by GeneralHorel · · Score: 0

      Mandatory ORIGNIAL Star Wars Reference:
      Name the planet Hoth. it's probably cold enough, or even more so.

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    55. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by void* · · Score: 1

      Can't be done without a lawsuit - The planet signed a non-compete agreement with its previous sun.

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    56. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Every pagan god is a god of fertility.

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    57. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No post that attempts to use BBCode should ever be marked insightful

    58. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Call me old-fashioned, but I still think we should have stuck to the old Greek/Roman mythology naming scheme.

      Eh? Only two of the planets are named after gods. The others are named, from the centre, after:

      1. A metal
      2. A carnivorous plant
      3. Soil
      4. A candy bar
      5. The first god
      6. A space rocket
      7. Mr Goatse
      8. Another god
      9. A cartoon dog

      I see no underlying principle here. ;)

    59. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Nuskrad · · Score: 1
      Maybe it can be a low budget planet. EasyPlanet, anyone?

      I'll get me coat...

    60. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by grimarr · · Score: 1

      If you're going to use those criteria, it should be called "DukeNukemForever". That's got "Vista" beat hands-down!

    61. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Nuskrad · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, it'd be quite interesting if they auctioned the naming rights on eBay... then again, Planet GoldenPalaceCasino.com doesn't quite have the right ring to it.

    62. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Frobisher · · Score: 1

      Rupert

    63. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by krunk4ever · · Score: 1

      though off topic, i just wanted to let you know beta1 was officially released wednesday if you didn't hear, so your 3rd and 4th pts are pretty invalid.

    64. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Plus Spike seems to hold the trademark on anything "X" or "Spike". And if you dare to cross him, he'll sue you.

    65. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 4, Funny

      Shut up, Dave.

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    66. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not name it "Good Pluto" or "G.P." for short?

    67. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by mmurphy000 · · Score: 1

      And give Disney another shot at requiring everyone to pay licensing fees for the use of their cartoon character trademark, Pluto(R)? I think not!

      ;-) (I think...)

    68. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by iocat · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Janus, god of the doorway. Planet X is basically the gateway planet to the solar system, and where we'll probably put the customs building when we get around to it.

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    69. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Masq666 · · Score: 1

      Hehe, your probably right... I wonder if they have a taxfree shop at the ISS (International Space Station)?

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    70. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by cliffhales · · Score: 1

      I thought it was already named Rupert.

    71. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Creepy · · Score: 2, Funny

      option a)
      rename Pluto Plutonium and notice its rapid decay from being called a "Planet" to a "big ass rock."

      Then name 2003 EL61 as Pluto so it can be the next planet to be renamed Plutonium for its rapid decay to massive frozen rock in the near future.

      option b)
      define what, exactly, a planet is already.

    72. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by andy_shepard · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Something non-Greek/Roman at last.

      We want them to stick with classical names. Otherwise, the PC brigade steps in and we get stupid names like Quaoar.

    73. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by VirtuousPagan · · Score: 2, Funny

      dave's not here...

    74. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though completely off topic, I wanted to let you know that beta 1 doesn't include any of the interesting new features, so your entire post is pretty invalid.

    75. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Eccles · · Score: 1

      What we need to do is smash this and Sedna into Pluto, making the combination -- which we call Pluto -- larger than any expected Kuiper belt object. That'll solve the problem once and for all, I think.

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    76. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Forget the gods, let's call it Dave.

      I'm afraid I cannot do that Dave.

    77. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by PriceIke · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. Rupert is perfect. Then again, anything would be better than "Quaoar".

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    78. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by nezroy · · Score: 1

      By these criteria, shouldn't it be called "Planet Infinium Phantom"?

    79. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    80. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly it shall be called iPlanet, but the name won't be revealed till its x86 premier.

    81. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Forget Dave. Call it Rupert.

    82. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by robvs68 · · Score: 1

      Eager Young Space Cadet: "I'll bet we can find it by following these planets..." [a, b, c, ...]

    83. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      We could go with

      Planet XP

      or

      Planet X (Cheetah, Puma, Jaguar, Tiger, Panther,...)

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    84. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by hayh · · Score: 1

      On that note how about Aurora? We can build a new society there using our incredibly lifelike robots ;)

    85. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      He's headed over to that small moon. That's no moon, it's a space station. I honor of Star Wars, we should can it Jar-Jar the Death Star - DESTROYER OF WORLDS. Just don't send anyone named Luke there, he'll probably just blow it up or something like that.

    86. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by cynicdave · · Score: 1

      Hey.. what the!!! why did you pick "dave". why not "john" or "jay". bastards.

    87. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by silentcyph3r · · Score: 1

      In the true spirit of the modern world of naming, the honor of naming the new planet should be sold to the highest bidder. Something like 'Planet Pepsi', 'Apple iPlanet', or 'Microsoft Presents: Linux Sucks'.

    88. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by kesuki · · Score: 1

      Planet X is soooo Gen X.

      Actually it's an old 50's sci-fi movie
      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0043778/

    89. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No post that attempts to use BBCode should ever be marked insightful

      And why is that? I'd be interested in artificially intelligent posts.

    90. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by payndz · · Score: 1
      But there's only a finite number of gods, whatever pantheon is being used, and potentially billions of planets. And more planets are being discovered all the time.

      So eventually planets are going to have to be named whatever their discoverer chooses simply because there won't be time to go through formal naming processes for them all. Inevitably, some day there will be a Planet Goatse, and its colonists will be mocked throughout the human diaspora.

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    91. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      Sticking with gods of the underworld I propose MICTLANTECUHTLE, Aztec god of death.

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    92. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Planet X is basically the gateway planet to the solar system, and where we'll probably put the customs building when we get around to it.

      Yeah, that'd make a whole lot of sense for people/aliens who enter the solar system from the opposite side of it's orbit. :P

    93. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by doyen2000 · · Score: 1

      Pippo

    94. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Planet Goatse

      You mean Uranus?
    95. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Gigahurt · · Score: 1

      "I claim this planet in the name of the Earth!" - Duck Dodgers

    96. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by homebrewmike · · Score: 1

      No, no, the new planet will be known as Pluto, while the old Pluto will be named almost planet X.

    97. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by dodobh · · Score: 1

      I am sorry Dave, I cannot do that

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    98. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      nah. this one is only Pluto 0.1RC2 the old one was Pluto 0.1RC1. As we all know, anything before RC3 is basically worthless.

    99. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by MisaDaBinksX4evah · · Score: 1

      They laugh, but Nike would be an appropriate name if it weren't located in Hades.

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    100. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just so both of you know, the original post was a joke. And a damn good one at that.

    101. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by MerlTurkin · · Score: 1

      It should be named: Ubuntu! Why not?!

    102. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by clambake · · Score: 1

      Rupert?

    103. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Costello - "So what's the name of the farthest planet?"
      Abbott - "Juno"
      Costello - "No, I don't know; that's why I'm asking you."

      etc. etc. ad nauseum

    104. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not go there... In X+1 years when GoldenPalaceCasino.com goes out of business ,Verisign will take the rights to the domain AND the planet!

      Yay! Planet Squatting!

    105. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Exatron · · Score: 1

      "I claim this planet in the name of Mars. Isn't that lovely." - Marvin the Martian

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    106. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by iamlucky13 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Rename the old Pluto Persephone.
      I like Persephone for this planet(oid?). Since Persephone is goddess of Hades, the name fits a planet that far out pretty well, plus I've always felt that any planet in our solar system should be named after a Roman god, to keep with the scheme. It kind of bugged me the last time a "10th planet" was discovered, and they named it Sedna? I'm sorry who is that? An Inuit god? I don't think you can get much farther from Rome. Imagine the confusion the breakdown in the naming system will cause in 200 years:

      "Hi! So you're from Sedna, eh? Let's see, she was the Inuit goddess of the sea, so that must be in the Betelgeuse system, right? What! But I thought the Sol planets were named after Roman gods?

      In case anybody is curious, I thought I'd note that the current distace to 2003 UB313 of 97 AU's is a bit further than Sedna's closest approach of 76 AU's, but well within it's aphelion of 928 AU's, due to Sedna's extremely eccentric orbit. No word that I've seen on estimations of 2003 UB313's eccentricity.
    107. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Exatron · · Score: 1

      Leela: "I don't get it."
      Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
      Fry: "Oh. What's it called now?"
      Professor: "Urectum. Here, let me locate it for you."

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    108. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

      Haha! Sorry, I'm not laughing at you, Tim Fraser. I'm afraid I don't get the reference. I'm laughing at the fact that you were clearly making a joke, and you got modded "Informative" twice.

    109. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not THAT google; name it after Barney Google!
      Predates google.com by DECADES.

    110. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Keebler71 · · Score: 1

      Actually, why don't we call it what it is, a Kupiter object and while we are at it, call Pluto and Charon one too.

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    111. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by fliptout · · Score: 1

      He's referring to the movie The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension.. cult scifi from the 80s..

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    112. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Thank you.

      Somehow, I just knew that all I had to do was click on this story, type "Ctrl-F rup", and find someone had saved me the trouble of telling the joke.

      You know, they really should call the bloody thing Rupert. The whole Roman god kick always struck me as too pretentious-nineteenth-century-Victorian for my tastes.

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    113. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Geez Louize! What did the Romans ever do to earn the right to name all nine friggin' planets? Nothing! Okay, there were the aqueducts. But aside from that, the roads, public sanitation, law and order, bathhouses, and the like... nothing!

      My proposal: Why not sell the naming rights to whatever megacorp wants to finance a chunk of a manned Mars expidition? Planet Pepsi Xtreme! The choice of the space generation! Okay, that's lame, but it's the sort of lame that will get us to Mars.

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    114. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by DavidBrown · · Score: 1

      No, I'm not looking for Dave. I'm Dave.

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    115. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with that name?

      We apparently don't need the "PC brigade"; check cubewano

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    116. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Ed+Johnston · · Score: 1

      There is already an asteroid called Persephone discovered in 1895, so the naming contest should continue. Hint: pick a name not yet assigned to any minor planet. (That rules out about 12,500 candidates). There's already a Juno but no Lila.

    117. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by DeanAsh · · Score: 1
      I once saw a clueless anchorman try to pronounce Io (one of the Galilean moons of Jupiter) from a teleprompter in regards to a five-second news byte.

      He pronounced it "ten".

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    118. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah Dave, just SHUT UP! If you've kept your mouth shut, you'll never had been discovered!!

    119. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by famebait · · Score: 1

      Unfortunaltely the whole planet is already claimed in the name of Mars.

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    120. Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. by GraemeDonaldson · · Score: 1

      Oh man, I think I need to get into the printing business and get me an exclusive contract on updating all the Plutonites' letterheads and business cards.

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  2. If Pluto is a planet... by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 3, Funny

    This rock I have in my backyard is a mountain.

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    1. Re:If Pluto is a planet... by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 1

      Finally, a mountain I can climb!

    2. Re:If Pluto is a planet... by mrjb · · Score: 1

      I thought he was a dingo.

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    3. Re:If Pluto is a planet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...

      yawn

    4. Re:If Pluto is a planet... by richie2000 · · Score: 1
      Two words: Close Encounters.

      Been building stuff out of mashed potatoes recently?

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  3. Nothing to see here.. (broke link) by lecithin · · Score: 1
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  4. It's all a conspiracy by dsmey · · Score: 0, Troll

    Pluto doesn't really exist, and we haven't landed on the moon.

    1. Re:It's all a conspiracy by Tanmi-Daiow · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Pluto doesn't really exist, and we haven't landed on the moon."

      Thats what they want you to think. We really have a super secret base on the moon. And Pluto is really our version of the Deathstar perched on the edge of the solar system in case any of the aliens on Mars get too far out of control.

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    2. Re:It's all a conspiracy by StarWreck · · Score: 1
      Pluto doesn't really exist, and we haven't landed on the moon.
      Don't forget that the Earth is actually flat!
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  5. New Scientist Coverage by Savantissimo · · Score: 4, Informative

    From my inexplicably rejected story submitted hours ago:

    The New Scientist reports:
    On Thursday a new planet-sized object was found orbiting the Sun at a distance of between 35-51 AU (at different points in its orbit) and an inclination of 28 degrees to the plane of the inner planets. By comparison Pluto orbits at an average distance of 39 AU and an inclination if 17 degrees. (1 Astronomical Unit = the distance between the earth and the sun) If the object has a reflectivity similar to that of other Kuiper-belt bodies, it is approximately twice the size of Pluto. Jose-Luis Ortiz and his colleagues at Spain's Sierra Nevada Observatory discovered the object while reviewing data from 2003. The International Astronomical Union's Minor Planet Center (MPC) in Cambridge, Massachusetts verified the obsevations and designated the object 2003 EL61.

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    1. Re:New Scientist Coverage by It+doesn't+come+easy · · Score: 0, Redundant

      You are a victim of the Slashdot good ol boy's club...been there myself.

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    2. Re:New Scientist Coverage by Magada · · Score: 1

      No such thing as inexplicably. Stories get killed because.

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    3. Re:New Scientist Coverage by Jorrit · · Score: 1, Informative

      Well if several people submit the same story, only one can be accepted. That's probably why yours got rejected.

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    4. Re:New Scientist Coverage by zwei2stein · · Score: 1

      Well, it happens... i once tried to submit stories, got no-nos and then found them on frontpage day later...

      What we need is Reason of rejection (duplicate/not worthy/editor is having bad day ...) just like mod reason ...

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    5. Re:New Scientist Coverage by failure-man · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yours is less sensationalist and requires thinking about numbers. Numbers are bad. Sensationalism is good. Better luck next time. :p

    6. Re:New Scientist Coverage by NemosomeN · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well if several people submit the same story, only one can be accepted.

      With a uid so low, you should know better than that.

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    7. Re:New Scientist Coverage by Idealius · · Score: 2, Insightful

      where's the spin!?

      there's no angle!

      good luck next time :)

    8. Re:New Scientist Coverage by garcia · · Score: 1

      With a uid so low, you should know better than that.

      Umm, to be fair, those of us w/UIDs that are "low" could have been out of the loop during Groundhog Day. We might have been using the Flux Capacitor to skip over that minute to arrive exactly at this moment in time.

      Jesus I'm not only a low UID Slashdot regular but I'm also a geek. :(

    9. Re:New Scientist Coverage by empaler · · Score: 1

      I submitted the Free Beer story months ago, no dice. Grrr. Yes, I'd like to see Reasons, too...

    10. Re:New Scientist Coverage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You forgot to sign with a juvenile pun on Microsoft. That is why it got rejected.

      -- Cmdr Taco

    11. Re:New Scientist Coverage by jd · · Score: 1

      Depends. I did a journal entry on the story, so the site carries at least two (non-dupe, as one's not main) stories on this. Heh!

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    12. Re:New Scientist Coverage by Don+Negro · · Score: 1

      I hate to tell you this, Chief, but if you've got a 4-digit UID, you're a geek by definition.

      Just like me.

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    13. Re:New Scientist Coverage by bcrowell · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Too bad the version /. accepted also had a mistake in it. It wasn't discovered by amateurs, it was discovered in a couple of different professional sky surveys.

    14. Re:New Scientist Coverage by Roofus · · Score: 1

      You and your fucking UID! I'm waiting for all you 4 digit users to either leave or retire, so that my 5 digit generation can be king =)

    15. Re:New Scientist Coverage by popo · · Score: 1


      I stopped submitting to /.

      I've submitted stories dozens of times from better sources, hours (if not days) before the story got posted by one of the usual-suspect /. insiders.

      Ultimately Slashdot's mysterious acceptance/rejection policy hurts Slashdot.

      In fact, I'm sitting on an incredible story right now and I'm not telling anyone what it is. Nope. Nu uh. No way. (CmdrTaco will post it himself next Thursday).

      Pthtpth!

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    16. Re:New Scientist Coverage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Raises hand*

      But what about all the 3-digit id's?

    17. Re:New Scientist Coverage by DG · · Score: 1

      What do you mean? Today IS Groundhog Day.

      Isn't it?

      DG

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    18. Re:New Scientist Coverage by DG · · Score: 2, Funny

      Huh? What? Did somebody say something?

      Damn kids keep interrupting my nap.

      DG

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    19. Re:New Scientist Coverage by cartmancakes · · Score: 2, Informative

      Once again, the media has overblown something! The object is smaller than Pluto. Take a look at the link! http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/050729_large _object.html

    20. Re:New Scientist Coverage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't YOU release and maintain slashdot2.org then?

    21. Re:New Scientist Coverage by terrymr · · Score: 1

      Submit it again, maybe they'll post it tomorrow :-)

    22. Re:New Scientist Coverage by Greatmoose · · Score: 1

      Right there with you. I've submitted two stories this week and both got rejected. Several hours (12-18) later, the stories got posted by usual suspects. Of course, mine didn't have any spelling errors, grammtical errors, or bias in them, so I guess that's why they were rejected. Don't mean to beat a dead horse, it's just very frustrating.

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    23. Re:New Scientist Coverage by masdog · · Score: 1

      Why can't we offer suggestions to those who currently run the system? I think we also need a -1 Idiot Mod.

    24. Re:New Scientist Coverage by Greatmoose · · Score: 1

      And of course, I have made a spelling error in my post complaining about spelling errors. Apparently, 'grammatical' does indeed have THREE "A's" in it. Ahhh, the irony.

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    25. Re:New Scientist Coverage by iabervon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Back in my day, we didn't have these duplicate articles. We only had one story about any article, and we had to fetch it manually. With TCP! Upstream both ways! And we liked it that way!

    26. Re:New Scientist Coverage by wowbagger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just do as I do:

      First - submit it to Technocrat - they can use all the stories they can get, so are much more likely to accept your submission.

      Second - whenever you submit a story, place a copy into a journal entry. That way, people can see what is being submitted and rejected to Slashdot.

      While I understand and agree with the /crew's refusal to make the story queue public (simply - make a thing public, expect it to be trolled), their current refusal to provide any sort of feedback about why a story is rejected just demonstrates their double-standard of "Everybody ELSE must have complete transparency in everything they do, but DON'T YOU DARE ask US to follow that rule!". The argument they have given in the past against providing any sort of feedback was "It would take too much time! We sort too many stories a day!" - BULLSHIT. The time to click a button to say "Dup/Not news for nerds/Already scheduled for later/Too biased, try again" instead of just "rejected" is trivial.

      Oh well - IMHO /. reached its zenith in 2000, and has been sliding toward its nadir at ever-growing speed ever since.

    27. Re:New Scientist Coverage by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      And you're in a position to judge whether the scientists who think it's larger are right or whether the one who think it's smaller are right?

    28. Re:New Scientist Coverage by empaler · · Score: 1

      Why don't YOU grow some fucking testicles and post unanonymously?
      As already replied, suggestions can make the site better. As I don't see a 'Suggestions? Comments?' link anywhere, I'll gripe here, thank you very much.

    29. Re:New Scientist Coverage by cartmancakes · · Score: 1

      Designated as 2003 EL61, the main object in the two-body system is 32 percent as massive as Pluto and is estimated to be about 70 percent of Pluto's diameter. Other news reports that the object could be twice as big as Pluto are false, according to two astronomers who found the object in separate studies and another expert who has analyzed the data. If the mass is only one-third that of Pluto, then theory holds that it can't be larger than Pluto, according to Brian Marsden of the Minor Planet Center, which serves as a clearinghouse for data on all newfound objects in the solar system. Marsden, who was not involved in the discovery but has reviewed the data, told SPACE.com that the mass estimate is very firm, within 1 or 2 percent. "I don't think it is bigger than Pluto," he said. Did you read my posted article?

    30. Re:New Scientist Coverage by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Bah

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  6. Re:1st! by Masami+Eiri · · Score: 0

    You fail it.

  7. Obligatory quote by jejones · · Score: 1

    Lord John Whorfin: Where are we going?
    assembled Red Lectroids: PLANET TEN!
    LJW: When?
    aRL: REAL SOON!

  8. Of our Solar System? by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My understanding, and correct me if I am wrong please, is that Pluto was not formed at the same time as the rest of our solar system, that it was pulled in. Would it be the same for this additional planet? If so, there could be others out there with orbits that we didn't expect.
    Maybe I will move my telescope from being pointed at the neighbors shower and point it towards the sky.
    What I love about space, is that the more we discover, the more we have to learn.

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    1. Re:Of our Solar System? by Gadgetfreak · · Score: 1

      "What I love about space, is that the more we discover, the more we have to learn."/i>

      The same goes for voyeurism, actually.

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    2. Re:Of our Solar System? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not aware of any extrasolar capture theories for Pluto. Unless you're counting the theory that Pluto was originally a Kuiper belt object. (There's also the "Pluto was a moon of Neptune" theory; I don't know if that's still in vogue.)

    3. Re:Of our Solar System? by Vindicator9000 · · Score: 1

      Why Pluto is a planet (courtesy of 2 Skinnee J's):

      With depravity I break laws of gravity
      Blast past the atmosphere to the last frontier
      I go boldly through space and time
      The skies the limit but they're limiting the sky
      I break orbit by habit, ignite satellites and leave rings round the planet
      A flying ace like that beagle
      Nevertheless this alien remains illegal
      'cause their discovery don't cover me
      the immigrant's been left in the cold to grow old and disintegrate
      discriminate against the distant and disclaim this
      cause small minds can't see past Uranus
      But I shun their rays, 'cause stuns just a phase
      And my odyssey runs in two thousand and one ways
      And I can see clearly now like Hubble,
      Shoved off the shuttle, here's my rebuttal
      It's a planet
      Who you represent? I represent the smallest planet
      Attorney in this tourney versus those who've tried to ban it
      If you don't agree go see Interplanet Janet
      Cause sun is star, like Pluto is planet
      Lend me all your ears and let me state my case
      About all the types of satellites you must embrace
      Cause like my parents, great grandparents
      This planet was an immigrant
      To deport it makes no sense
      It's an upstanding member of the solar system
      Apply the laws of earth and make it a victim
      Of Proposition 187
      When Pluto spawns a moon it will apply to the heavens
      I will damn thee like Judas of Iscariot
      If you demote this mote remote to affiliate
      It's like taking ET's custody from Elliot
      Support your Lilliput, cause simply put

      Pluto is a planet

    4. Re:Of our Solar System? by durbnpoisn · · Score: 1
      I don't think there is a solid way to determine if Pluto was created at the same time as the rest of the solar system.

      Some say it's a rogue moon of Uranus. Some say it was a comet that burned off all the fun stuff. Some say it is nothing more than an asteroid.

      Oddly enough, all of these same things can be said about the new planet. The fact that it's larger than Pluto is a little surprising, though...

      But, really... As we get the chance to look further and further out, we are gonna find all kinds of shit orbiting our sun.

    5. Re:Of our Solar System? by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      Some say it's a rogue moon of Uranus.

      There's a moon around your anus?

      Ba-da-bum! Thank you!!!! I'll be playing here all week. Try the fish, and don't forget to tip the waitress!

    6. Re:Of our Solar System? by richie2000 · · Score: 1
      As we get the chance to look further and further out, we are gonna find all kinds of shit orbiting our sun.

      It's definitely coming out of Uranus, then.

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    7. Re:Of our Solar System? by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Astronomy is voyeurism.
      You get to peek at hot bodies you'll never meet in person.

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  9. Simple answer. by zenmojodaddy · · Score: 4, Funny

    In order to avoid confusion as to whether Pluto is a planet, call the new planet Pluto and rename old Pluto something else, like Herbert The Cow. Or Mr Gazpacho. Or Hellish Creamcheese.

    It's Friday afternoon, and 5pm looks a LOOOONG way away. Can you tell?

    1. Re:Simple answer. by Halthar · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's easy. Name the new one New Pluto, and call the old one Pluto Classic. That way, if the new one turns out not to be a planet at all, you can forget about it, and people will still enjoy Pluto, in it's classic form.

    2. Re:Simple answer. by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      Piping hot gazpacho soup! lol

    3. Re:Simple answer. by jacobcaz · · Score: 1
      I have to case my vote for Mr. Gazpacho - or maybe just Gazpacho.

      Mmmmmm, planet Gazpacho - the coldest planet of them all...

    4. Re:Simple answer. by Insensitive_Claudio · · Score: 2, Funny

      Herbert the cow made me fall out of my chair laughing. Then I realized that cows are females.

      Perhaps Gertrude the Cow would be a better fit.

    5. Re:Simple answer. by arodland · · Score: 1

      I didn't know gazpacho soup was meant to be served cold. I called over the chef and I told him to take it away and bring it back hot. He did. The looks on their faces still haunt me today!

    6. Re:Simple answer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about "Senorita Lanita?"

    7. Re:Simple answer. by MisaDaBinksX4evah · · Score: 1

      No, all it requires is a minor change to "Herbert the Female Cow" to avoid confusion.

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  10. Could this be by stuffduff · · Score: 1

    A potential base for mining the Oort Cloud? I wonder if Wan is already there?

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    1. Re:Could this be by microvax · · Score: 1

      Nope! Just a bunch of cro-magnons....

    2. Re:Could this be by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Just so long as it's not the Red Star approaching.

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    3. Re:Could this be by stuffduff · · Score: 1

      Or maybe the ... ... Red Dwarf!?

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  11. Nemesis, the wandering planet by Bonker · · Score: 1

    Nemesis, also known as the 'Black Moon', home to those who were exiled from Crystal Tokyo. They are led by the prophet Wiseman, who is one and the same with the dark planet.

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    1. Re:Nemesis, the wandering planet by TacoTaster · · Score: 1

      I was always under the impression that "Nemesis" was the name given to the possible companion star to our sun that orbits the Sun. It was one of those theories that people made to explain things like why comets' orbits change when they are outside of our solar system, and other things like that. It was said to orbit every 30 million years in order to explain the mass extinctions that occur about every 30 million years around here. At the distance Nemesis was supposed to orbit, it would pass in and out of the Oort cloud every 30 million years. Supposedly, it disturbed the orbits of comets and other objects residing in the Oort Cloud to send a bombardment towards Earth. It's pretty well documented that extinction cycles like this are pretty regular, without any intervention from an evil star out to destroy Earth, so I don't really buy it. It's also used by some people to explain some gravitational forces that are unaccounted for when examining some of the objects in the Kuiper belt, etc. Seeing as astronomers blame something like 80 percent of all forces in the galaxy on "dark matter", a matter we have never encountered, and can't begin to hypothetically construct, I suggest that we perhaps are missing something on a more universal scale than a Nemesis star.

    2. Re:Nemesis, the wandering planet by masdog · · Score: 1

      Someone watches too much Sailor Moon.

    3. Re:Nemesis, the wandering planet by Bonker · · Score: 1

      No such thing as too much Sailor Moon. /Only 200 episodes away from Nirvana.

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  12. I for one by Ruprecht+the+Monkeyb · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new 2003-EL61ian overlords.

    Sorry...I've never gotten to do one of those before.

    1. Re:I for one by saintp · · Score: 1

      Ugh, that's not even funny in Soviet Russia. Seriously. The KGB killed people with "jokes" like that.

    2. Re:I for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one sue the new 2003-EL61ian overlords for farking up my Astrology charts and displacing my energy matrix.

      We need to send some probes there and blast that thing into dust to get my charts back in alignment.

    3. Re:I for one by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 1

      2003-EL61 - that's no moon.

  13. Brighter than Bush? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Maybe that's where all the WMD are hidden?

  14. Father Antos lives on 'X'! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She's got to be at 9-9-9!

  15. Pluto is a planet? by Quasar1999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, because we defined it as such. Right or wrong, we've defined it as a planet, therefore it is a planet. Stop debating and arguing over the status of the hunk of rock. It's not like if we define it as something else it will change or cease to physically exist. We are simply categorizing it. We could call it a comet, it fits into that category too.

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    1. Re:Pluto is a planet? by Anonym1ty · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Here are My Definitions:

      Star: Any massive gaseous body emitting more energy due to nuclear fusion then by thermal radiation alone.

      Planet: Any body orbiting a star which is roughly spherical due to self-gravitation. (by this definition our solar system has 13 (14 now?) planets including Charon, Ceres, Sedna and Quaoar)

      Planetoid: Any body not orbiting a star which is roughly spherical due to self-gravitation. There is conjecture on this one. It once was just a synonym for asteroid, however now many call Ceres, Sedna and Quaoar planitoids or even minor planets, but I don't since they all meet my definition of a planet.

      Planetesimal: Any celestial object that does not have suffecient mass to form into a spherical shape. All asteroids and comets are planetesimals.

      Protoplanet: Any body in a solar nebula which is roughly spherical due to self-gravitation and does not produce energy by nuclear fusion.

      Moon: An object which is roughly spherical due to self-gravitation which orbits a planet. By this definition Phobos and Demos are not moons.

      Satellite: An object whose mass is not sufficent to form into a spherical shape which orbits a planet.

      Double-Planet: Two Planets of comparable mass orbiting one another in a system orbiting a star, who are both tidally coupled so as to always show the same face to each other in a system with a center of gravity that is not within either body. The center of gravity of the Earth/Moon system is about 2900 km or about 75% of the radius from the center of the Earth. Also, the Earth doesn't always show the same face to the moon. The Earth/Moon system is NOT a double-planet. The Pluto/Charon system is a double planet as they always show the same face to each other and the center of gravity of the Pluto/Charon system does not lay within either body.

    2. Re:Pluto is a planet? by stevesliva · · Score: 3, Funny
      That's awesome!

      Could you now please define--with exclusivity--Lake, Pond, Brook, Stream, River, Sea, Gulf, Bay, Ocean, Hill, Mountain and Continent?

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    3. Re:Pluto is a planet? by VENONA · · Score: 1

      Categorization helped quite a bit in biology, didn't it. Google for Carl Linnaeus. Categorization is also pretty useful in the CS (NP complete problems, etc.), and many other fields.

      In this case, astronomers of several sorts (minor planet and KBO specialists, etc.) are debating it. Possibly it's because categorization *is* meaningful?

      WTF is your problem?

      Categorization==profiling==horriblyNonPC or something?

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    4. Re:Pluto is a planet? by Peyna · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So, should I throw away my Linnaeus classification of species and go back to using Aristotle's system of "air, land or water"?

      Or maybe we should throw out the periodic table of elements and just go back to earth, wind, fire, water? After all, we did categorize things that way at one time.

      As we learn more about the universe, we'll learn that our categorizations need and update to be more coherent and inclusive. While the original models might "work," as we add more variables to the system, there becomes the need to modify our system of classification.

      It's happened with elements and species, so why not large objects in the universe as well?

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    5. Re:Pluto is a planet? by Ex+Machina · · Score: 1

      Star: Any massive gaseous body emitting more energy due to nuclear fusion then by thermal radiation alone.

      IIRC Jupiter qualifies as a star by this definition.

    6. Re:Pluto is a planet? by RFC959 · · Score: 1

      Jupiter is undergoing nuclear fusion?! Amazing! You know, you should really take your evidence to the Nobel committee, since nobody else has any knowledge of this.

    7. Re:Pluto is a planet? by Anonym1ty · · Score: 2, Informative
      Jupiter qualifies as a star by this definition.

      It is true that Jupiter gives off more energy than it receives from the sun. BUT of the energy emitted is not from fusion.

      Jupiter is too small to produce a core temperature high enough to create fusion. It takes about 3 million degrees to start the fusion of hydrogen.

      That means Jupiter is definately a planet by my definitions.

    8. Re:Pluto is a planet? by TheUglyAmerican · · Score: 1
      Exactly. And this reminds me of a story.

      Three baseball umpires are talking.

      Umpire 1: I call them the way they are.
      Umpire 2: I call them the way I see them.
      Umpire 3: The way I call them is the way they are.

      Three branches of philosophy are represented by these three comments. For more info on the third, check out Speech Acts by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Searle

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    9. Re:Pluto is a planet? by xihr · · Score: 1

      This is a good example of why an attempt of amateur objective definitions don't work. First, what's the distinction between energy emitted by nuclear fusion" and by contrast "thermal radiation?" The energy liberated in nuclear fusion gets emitted as thermal radiation! And even Jupiter undergoes some deuterium fusion in its core.

      There's no distinction between the terms plantesimal and minor planet. They're synonyms, so drawing a contrast between them doesn't make any sense. Similarly, moon and satellite are also synonyms, so defining one as being spherical and one as not is silly." They're the same thing; if you want to make some further distinction, you should choose it by distinguishing between two terms which aren't already synonyms!

    10. Re:Pluto is a planet? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Star: Any massive gaseous body emitting more energy due to nuclear fusion then by thermal radiation alone.

      By this definition, Sun is not a star; in fact, I don't think there's a single object in the entire universe that fits this definition.

      All the energy that Sun radiates is in the form of "thermal radiation" - electromagnetic radiation caused by the high temperature of the surface. The nuclear reactions in the core also form gamma radiation directly, but it is absorbed long before it gets anywhere near surface.

      It's possible that you meant that it radiates more energy than it receives and generates the extra energy from nuclear fusion in the core, but this makes the definition of "star" depend on the surroundings - for example, if Alpha Centauri suddenly blew as a supernova, would Proxima Centauri stop being a star (since supernova's radiation from such close range would certainly top Proxima's surface radiation) for a while, and then become a star again when Alpha dimmed down ?

      Finally, what of white dwarfs ? They are stars that have used up their supplies of nuclear fuel, and are therefore incapable of releasing any more energy by fusion. They are still hot and can take billions of years to cool down - and this entire time they keep on shining, altought dimmer every year. Are they stars ?

      Planet: Any body orbiting a star which is roughly spherical due to self-gravitation. (by this definition our solar system has 13 (14 now?) planets including Charon, Ceres, Sedna and Quaoar)

      Any body undisturbed by external forces will ultimately assume a spherical shape due to its self-gravity; it will simply take a long time.

      Furthermore, I'm not sure if Earth-sized mass would assume spherical shape if it was solid rock (as opposed to molten rock for the most part); on the other hand, liquids in freefall will assume a spherical shape simply out of surface tension, regardless of their lack of mass.

      Finally, "roughly spherical" is really no more precise definition than "big piece of rock in freefall"; whether or not something should be considered a planet is still left open to interpretation.

      Planetoid: Any body not orbiting a star which is roughly spherical due to self-gravitation. There is conjecture on this one. It once was just a synonym for asteroid, however now many call Ceres, Sedna and Quaoar planitoids or even minor planets, but I don't since they all meet my definition of a planet.

      The word "planetoid" is usually used as a synonym for asteroid, so this is a great way to create confusion.

      Planetesimal: Any celestial object that does not have suffecient mass to form into a spherical shape. All asteroids and comets are planetesimals.

      Except, of course, that any mass is sufficient; quantum uncertainty means that no matter is truly solid, so given enough time, any and all bodies with nonzero mass will become spherical.

      Also, see my answer to your definition of "planet".

      Protoplanet: Any body in a solar nebula which is roughly spherical due to self-gravitation and does not produce energy by nuclear fusion.

      By this definition, Sun was a protoplanet before ignition, which is clearly absurd.

      Moon: An object which is roughly spherical due to self-gravitation which orbits a planet. By this definition Phobos and Demos are not moons.

      Well, Phobos and Deimos are considered moons, so your definition is flaved, in that it redefines a commonly used word in incompatible way, creating confusion.

      Satellite: An object whose mass is not sufficent to form into a spherical shape which orbits a planet.

      See planet above.

      Personally, I think that trying to define the exact meaning of these terms is an exercise in futility; it assumes that nature fits into neatly labeled boxes, and that

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    11. Re:Pluto is a planet? by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1
      And even Jupiter undergoes some deuterium fusion in its core.

      Really? Got a reference? I'm really interested in this one since everything I've seen suggests that the core temperature of Jupiter is less than one-eighth of that needed to support deuterium-deuterium fusion. Jupiter would need to be at least 13 times bigger to support deuterium-deuterium fusion.

    12. Re:Pluto is a planet? by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, I'm not sure if Earth-sized mass would assume spherical shape if it was solid rock (as opposed to molten rock for the most part); on the other hand, liquids in freefall will assume a spherical shape simply out of surface tension, regardless of their lack of mass.

      Except, of course, that any mass is sufficient; quantum uncertainty means that no matter is truly solid, so given enough time, any and all bodies with nonzero mass will become spherical.

      So which is it???? Can they become spherical or not? I have never heard of a Jupiter sized cube! Never heard of a solid object larger than about 700 kilometers wide that wasn't round due to its own gravity. I have never heard of a liquid celestial object at all.

      Personally, I think that trying to define the exact meaning of these terms is an exercise in futility; it assumes that nature fits into neatly labeled boxes, and that simply isn't true.

      We are humans. Naming things, defining them, putting the universe in to little easy to understand boxes is what we do.

    13. Re:Pluto is a planet? by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      Double-Planet: Two Planets of comparable mass orbiting one another in a system orbiting a star, who are both tidally coupled so as to always show the same face to each other in a system with a center of gravity that is not within either body.

      Is it impossible for the center of mass to be outside of both and for them not to be tidally coupled? Is it impossible for two bodies to be tidally coupled and have the center of mass be inside one body?

      Is there any reason you even need this second condition to specify a double-planet?

      Also...why did you pick two, specifically? What's to stop 15 planetesimals from all orbitting a center of mass that happens to be outside of them all?

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    14. Re:Pluto is a planet? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      So which is it???? Can they become spherical or not?

      They can, the question is whether it happens before the universe expires :).

      I have never heard of a Jupiter sized cube!

      I have never heard of a solid object the size of Jupiter.

      Never heard of a solid object larger than about 700 kilometers wide that wasn't round due to its own gravity.

      When a celestial object is formed, the mass falls towards its center of gravity. When falling mass particle impacts with other particles, heat is released. The more mass there is, the more impacts happen, and the harder each impact will be (because the accelerating gravity field will be stronger). This means that forming a large celestial object will always result in melting the mass that will ultimately form it. And liquids will tend to assume spherical shape.

      Of course, one could argue that this doesn't really conflict with your definition, since whether or not the forming body melts depends on the amount of mass available...

      I have never heard of a liquid celestial object at all.

      Earth is mostly liquid stone. The solid rock forms a very thin (about 40 kilometers) shell around it.

      We are humans. Naming things, defining them, putting the universe in to little easy to understand boxes is what we do.

      Yes. However, dividing rocks in freefall into planets and asteroids is ultimately arbitrary, and there most likely is not any simple definition that would cover all cases and lead to no conflicts.

      The whole debate over whether Pluto is a planet or an asteroid is simply stupid - it doesn't give us any new knowledge, it doesn't lead to any paradigm shifts in our understanding of nature, and it doesn't affect anyone's life in any meaningfull way. The whole "this is planet, this is asteroid"-division is just a matter of convenience.

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    15. Re:Pluto is a planet? by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1
      Is there any reason you even need this second condition to specify a double-planet?

      Just driving the point home.

      Also...why did you pick two, specifically? What's to stop 15 planetesimals from all orbitting a center of mass that happens to be outside of them all?

      Because they can't be a double-planet if there's more than two :P --Feel free to define triple, quad... etc. if you like.

    16. Re:Pluto is a planet? by spun · · Score: 1

      We are humans. Naming things, defining them, putting the universe in to little easy to understand boxes is what we do.

      But duuuuude The Cosmos is bigger than your little boxes, dude! You can't understand it, you just think you understand it, which means you don't understand it even half as much as someone like me, who refuses to understand it at all.

      Therefore we should call this planet, and everything else in The Cosmos "Marflar."

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    17. Re:Pluto is a planet? by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1
      Earth is mostly liquid stone.

      No it isn't.

      "The mantle is not liquid. It is solid - we know this because the full range of seismic waves can pass through the mantle (so-called shear waves cannot pass through liquids - which is how we know that the outer core is in this state)."

      http://earth.leeds.ac.uk/assyntgeology/extra_info/ plate_tectonics/
    18. Re:Pluto is a planet? by xihr · · Score: 1

      Here. Fusion takes place everywhere, all the time, although usually at such fantastically low rates that it is for all intents and purposes negligible. The 13-Jupiter mass threshold is for sustained fusion of deuterium; below that threshold, some D-D fusion still takes place.

    19. Re:Pluto is a planet? by Ex+Machina · · Score: 1

      Aha, thank you -- you are the remedy for my "too drunk to google".

    20. Re:Pluto is a planet? by Achra · · Score: 1

      Okay, how about this one for arbitrary definitions of planets: How about, a planet has to be visible from earth, using an amateur telescope. So, if you can observe the object with no light pollution utilizing a 6" newtonian reflector... Then it can be a planet. It's no less arbitrary than necessary.

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    21. Re:Pluto is a planet? by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      So...the sun is a planet, and the moon is a planet, and Pluto may or may not be a planet depending on your definition of how much light counts as "light polution" (there's always some), and how good a telescope counts as "amateur."

      I don't really think that definition works. You've moved the arbitrariness to very difficult to decide things.

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    22. Re:Pluto is a planet? by Achra · · Score: 1

      Well, I said that if it can be seen with a 6" newtonian reflector, then it can possibly be a planet. I didn't say that all things seen from earth are planets. I also defined the type of telescope, granted the optics in nicer telescopes are different than in crummier telescopes, but the total light grab in any 6" newtonian reflector is pretty similar. Hell, you could even define it as: "A planet can only be a planet if it can be observed through a 60mm Tasco refractor while standing in a puddle of urine in bumblefuck, TN". The point is that all real planets can be observed quite easily, while the kuiper belt cannot.

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    23. Re:Pluto is a planet? by mrsteele · · Score: 1

      Well, you should throw out the Linnaean system of classification, but only to move forward to a more cladistic-based system.

      "We eschew such means of classification."- Arnold Kluge

    24. Re:Pluto is a planet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's to stop 15 planetesimals from all orbitting a center of mass that happens to be outside of them all?

      The same thing that prevents trinary star systems. Due to their chaotic nature, given enough time, one of them tends to get thrown out.

  16. Name for it: by wowbagger · · Score: 5, Funny

    OK, since most of the planets were named after Roman gods, here's a name for it:

    Bacchus - the party planet! Party all night - and it's ALWAYS night!

    1. Re:Name for it: by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      This would make my horoscope much more accurate.

      "Hmmm....Bacchus rising....I think you can count on drunken revelry followed by ice packs and aspirin."

    2. Re:Name for it: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bacchus - the party planet! Party all night - and it's ALWAYS night!

      I was thinking that they could call it Lezbos.

      -- thus insuring that a manned mission is sent there right away to investigate.

    3. Re:Name for it: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      or womanned rather

    4. Re:Name for it: by mrisaacs · · Score: 1

      Actaully manned is correct - since the first mission would only be for observations....

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    5. Re:Name for it: by ulairix · · Score: 1

      Persephone would be a much more appropriate name.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persephone

    6. Re:Name for it: by Dice+Fivefold · · Score: 1

      Thats stupid, everybody knows that Pluto is named after a Disney character, not a god. This new planet is Plutos bigger mate, naturally its name will be Mickey Mouse.

    7. Re:Name for it: by Creepy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sigh...

      joking aside, Lesbos was a Greek island and had nothing to do with Roman gods (which our planets are named after). The island got its reputation from Sappho, the poet (also the synonym sapphic is derived from her, though rare to see these days).

      Incidentally, Sappho was married and if she did munch the rug it would make her bisexual, which makes the association incorrect, anyway.

      Now that I've shot that option down, I need to catch the first shuttle to Bacchus ;)

    8. Re:Name for it: by xihr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's already an Apollo asteroid named Bacchus.

    9. Re:Name for it: by ozbird · · Score: 1

      OK, since most of the planets were named after Roman gods ...

      ... until they started being named after Disney characters. Since this is definitely an oddball planet, it should be called Goofy.

      (Yes I know Pluto is the Roman name for the Greek god Hades, god of the underworld - save your bytes.)

  17. Pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pluto... What a dog.

  18. At the fractal level by wiredog · · Score: 4, Funny

    it is.

    1. Re:At the fractal level by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you must be a real hit at parties Mr Funny.

      Oh, and by the way, you spelt 'comment' wrong in your sig. You might want to fix that. Thank you.

    2. Re:At the fractal level by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that a population consisting entirely of females will reproduce?

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  19. Oh great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This will get Planet X believers hopping as 'proof' that Planet X is on its way to destroy us.

    1. Re:Oh great. by ylikone · · Score: 2, Informative
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    2. Re:Oh great. by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1

      Maybe we should get those groups in touch with this guy.

    3. Re:Oh great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Planet X perfectly explains biblical tales.

      Planet X aliens were on Earth thousands of years ago to exploit its resources. Proto-humans or apes were genetically modified to become docile slave workers capable of following instructions, and were put to work in gold/diamond mines. Promises of hell and heaven were given to these early humans. Hell was more toil in the mines for punishment, heaven was being taken back to planet X with the masters as reward. Their advanced technology must be the explanation for such things as talking snakes, talking burning bushes, water-into-wine transformations, and space travel. With keen awareness of weather patterns, one of them must have warned Noah about an upcoming global flood. I guess at that point they left, because the bulk of resources was already mined, and they didn't want to drown in the flood.

      That should clear it up for both christians and atheists.

  20. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    A reflective surface you say?

    That's no moon, It's a discoball!

    *cue imperial march*

    1. Re:Interesting by Cobralisk · · Score: 1

      I agree

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    2. Re:Interesting by sharkey · · Score: 1
      *cue imperial march*

      Performed by Walter Murphy.

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  21. Abbot/Costello by scaverdilly · · Score: 5, Funny

    Costello: "We could call it planet Y."

    Abbot: "Y?"

    Costello: "Because"

    Abbot: "Because why?"

    Costello: "I don't know"

    Abbot: "Third Base!"

    1. Re:Abbot/Costello by Luyseyal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Costello: "Whose base?"

      Abbot: "Your base!"

      Costello: "It's not mine."

      Abbot: "are belong to us!"

      Costello: "What the he-"

      Abbot: "You have no chance to survive. Make your time."

      Costello: "OK, I have no idea WTF you're talking about. You hear that? I'm going home, you fscking maroon."

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    2. Re:Abbot/Costello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no mod points today, nor does anyone in the office. All we can do is say thanks.

    3. Re:Abbot/Costello by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I'm going home, you fscking maroon.

      Ouuuch. Calling someone a dark shade of red is fightin' words.

    4. Re:Abbot/Costello by Luyseyal · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was using it in the Bugs Bunny sense -- which I think is a deliberate mispronunciation of "moron". Hrm, "deliberate". Deliberate can mean "intentional" as well as "slow and methodical" -- think "with all deliberate speed" (Earl Warren in Brown v Board of Education, borrowing from Oliver Wendell Holmes).

      I've had way too much coffee this morning.
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    5. Re:Abbot/Costello by iocat · · Score: 1

      "Ahhh... I understand. You're mistaking the names of the players for interogative questions! Mr. Who is the name of the player who plays first based..."

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    6. Re:Abbot/Costello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite.

      And what the hell does "fscking" mean? A "fscking maroon"? Is that supposed to be some kind of insult?

    7. Re:Abbot/Costello by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, someone here understood what you meant :)

    8. Re:Abbot/Costello by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      I've had way too much coffee this morning.

      Deliberately or deliberately?

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    9. Re:Abbot/Costello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your work makes me sad.

  22. Oh man, those poor astrologers by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

    No wonder they keep getting it wrong! Not only do they have to keep track of Sedna, but Planet X too. And who knows how many more?

    Anyone get the feeling this solar system is getting a mite crowded?

    On the other hand, the repeat business can't be so shabby - just think how many of their best customers will need their charts recalculating...

    1. Re:Oh man, those poor astrologers by CheeseTroll · · Score: 1

      How long before this guy gets sued for $300 million by a Russian astrologer for interfering with her "calculations"?

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  23. I misread the title of the story below this one... by Zate · · Score: 1

    Patent Examiners Flee USPTO

    To me was "Planet Examiners Flee PLUTO"

    weird.

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  24. Mod up! by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    Seriously, this is going to get all those nut cases all revved up.

    Heavens Gate 2.0, here we come. All abord for the suicide express

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  25. Re:RTFA before you post an article to slashdot! by richdun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Actually, TFA mentions that astronomers discovered Sedna in 2004, and since this is 2005, this is a separate discovery.

    from TFA: "The same team that found Sedna have designated it [the new discovery] K40506A after it was picked up by the Gemini telescope and one of the twin Keck telescopes in Hawaii."

  26. New Target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe this planet should get a name to detract from Uranus as a planet, seriously, its time to take it out on some other rock.

    1. Re:New Target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about mecock?

  27. What comes after Pluto? by Odonian · · Score: 1

    Goofy of course. And if we decide to de-planetize Pluto, it'd be OK. I was never clear on why Disney needed 2 stupid dogs in their character library anyway.

    1. Re:What comes after Pluto? by The+Real+Andrew · · Score: 1

      One to wear trousers and talk and one to be a dog?

    2. Re:What comes after Pluto? by DLWormwood · · Score: 1
      I was never clear on why Disney needed 2 stupid dogs in their character library anyway.

      Uh, no. 2 Stupid Dogs is in the Hanna-Barbera/Cartoon Network library, not the Disney one. (-;

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  28. Amateur astronomer? by fruity_pebbles · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The TFA mentions two teams of scientists who found the object independently of each other. It doesn't say anything about discovery by an amateur astronomer.

    1. Re:Amateur astronomer? by 42Penguins · · Score: 1

      "The TFA mentions two teams of scientists who found the object independently of each other. It doesn't say anything about discovery by an amateur astronomer."

      For your convenience:
      The TFA = The The fscking article, which can be withdrawn at an ATM machine with your PIN number.

    2. Re:Amateur astronomer? by Rocketboy · · Score: 1

      The statement that it was "discovered" by an amateur is incorrect. The New Scientist article explains that the object was discovered by professional astronomers mining old data. They calculated an orbit, which was then used by three amateurs to find it in their telescope and confirm the original observations. Amateurs had a part, but weren't the discoverers.

      Rb

  29. ooh - I know! by consequentemente · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about Vista? That has such a nice ring to it :-)

    1. Re:ooh - I know! by JordanH · · Score: 4, Funny
      That has such a nice ring to it :-)

      A planet with a nice ring? That'd be Saturn.

    2. Re:ooh - I know! by Beautyon · · Score: 1

      You BASTARD you made me choke!

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    3. Re:ooh - I know! by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny

      In that case we should just run an auction. We might just wind up naming it Pepsi.

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    4. Re:ooh - I know! by CapnGrunge · · Score: 1

      Don't leave out Uranus and Neptune, you insensitive clod!

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  30. Hasn't anyone automated this stuff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't the plates be digitized and loaded onto a big harddisk. Appropriate metadata (time, location, angle, etc.) could be put in a database. Someone could write a program to align the images and then do an image diff. With Quaoar, Sedna, and Planet X there should be more local planets.

    1. Re:Hasn't anyone automated this stuff? by VaticDart · · Score: 1
      It's not that simple. There are going to be a number of differences between any two images taken by the exact same instrumentation of the exact same field within minutes of each other, as the seeing (how stable the atmosphere is) shifts from second to second. So there are going to be very dim stars that will be visible in one exposure that won't be visible in another. Some things can be done by automation now (I believe Linear is automated, but that's comets and more NEO), but for very dim objects at the edge of an instrument's limited magnitude, there would probably be just way to much noise from those variable seeing conditions for anything less sophisticated than the computer between our ears to pick stuff out.

      Not that I'm a professional astronomer, just a amateur one on hiatus (yay fog).

  31. Re:RTFA before you post an article to slashdot! by Savantissimo · · Score: 2, Informative

    That is incorrect. Sedna was discovered last year. This a new discovery which has not yet been named.

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  32. Re:RTFA before you post an article to slashdot! by FroBugg · · Score: 1

    Reading comprehension for the win!

    Sedna was discovered back in 2004. It's just an object of similar size in a similar area. This object is not Sedna.

  33. Never noticed it before? by Oostertoaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm somewhat ignorant when it comes to astronomy like this, so if the following questions are ridiculous, just ignore me :)

    If the object is as big as the story says (With orbit that JPL predicted for it) why haven't we noticed it before? Given its (apparent) proximity to Pluto's orbit, wouldn't we have detected some sort of gravitational interaction?

    1. Re:Never noticed it before? by jscharla · · Score: 5, Informative

      There are several reasons why this planet can't be detected gravitationally.
      1) Although it is roughly the same distance from the Sun as Pluto the inclination is about 10 degrees off so they are actually not close at all.
      2) Even if they were close, becuase the orbits are so slow at that distance (Pluto takes a few hundred years to orbit the sun) it would take a long time to notice pertubances in the orbit of Pluto.
      3) Even though this planet is twice the size of Pluto, it is still really really small. Pluto is smaller then our moon so at the distances we are talking here the interactions are going to be so small as to be completely unnoticable with our current technology.

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    2. Re:Never noticed it before? by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1
      Astronomers take pictures about 20 min. apart and compare the results to see if anything moved.

      This sucker is 51 AU out (Earth 1 AU, Pluto ~40). The time period was simply too short for significant motion to show up. Everyone missed it. Oops.

      The orbit's a bit strange too, didn't help.

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    3. Re:Never noticed it before? by pin_gween · · Score: 2, Informative

      A couple reasons:
      1. space is HUGE and you have the needle in the haystack adage -- if you don't look in the right place, at the right time...
      it is not on the same plane as Pluto (so it's not following like cars on the road). Add the fact that its orbit is extremely long, you're right back to needle and haystack. How often do Pluto and the object get close enough to peturb each other?
      2. Just because it is larger than Pluto doesn't make it easier to see -- it is a VERY long distance from the sun to the object, so there isn't a lot of light to reflect (not quite the best analogy but, can you see a candle reflecting light from 20 miles?)
      3. Astronomers' equipment gather a tremendous amount of info every year, and it takes time to review the material. Was that faint spot a speck of dust on the lens? a computer glitch? they have to track the object to note its motion, size, etc.

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    4. Re:Never noticed it before? by Tuffsnake · · Score: 0

      Furthermore, if it is also significantly brighter than Pluto [reasoning for thinking it is much larger than Pluto] how come it has not been noticed before? Was it in an almost perfect orbit at a perfect distance that for years it was not visible and yet it's orbit is just a few miliseconds (units of measure for orbit???) off that of Pluto's and only now is it finally visible to us?

    5. Re:Never noticed it before? by mbone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wouldn't expect any new planets to be found from gravitational perturbations, at least for a long while. (JPL's orbit is from the direct observations, not predicted from perturbations.)

      The orbital periods are long, and generally it takes at least one orbit of observations to say much about whether you have unwanted perturbations. Pluto has an orbital period of 248 years, and about a century of observations, so it's a bit too soon to say much about perturbations yet. Come back in a century.

      Plus, Pluto and Neptune are in a 3:2 resonance, and there is a lot of other junk out there also in the 3:2 resonance with Neptune. And it doesn't help much that all Pluto observations are from Earth, and it's pretty far away. But it's the short duration of observations that kills detectablility from orbit perturbations.

    6. Re:Never noticed it before? by lsetia · · Score: 4, Funny


      Pluto takes a few hundred years to orbit the sun

      here in pluto we orbit the sun in one pluto year, you insensitive clod!

    7. Re:Never noticed it before? by ElGameR · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We DID detect this planet gravitationally. In fact, that was how it was first discovered; by looking at the orbits of the 9 (8) existing planets, people noticed that there had to be another planet (or gravitational anomoly out there. This story is just about somebody visibally detecting the planet for the first time.

    8. Re:Never noticed it before? by Mandrel · · Score: 1
      Interestingly the orbit simulator shows that it came closest to Pluto around the time Pluto was discovered.

      It was also damn close to Neptune in the latter part of the 19th Century, particularly 1869 and 1891, and inside the orbit of Neptune in the 1870s & 80s.

    9. Re:Never noticed it before? by Mandrel · · Score: 1

      Oops, a bit off on the orbit relative to Neptune. I was viewing inclined from the ecliptic plane at the time.

    10. Re:Never noticed it before? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      grandparent: Friday July 29, @10:50AM (#13194847)
      parent: Friday July 29, @11:26AM (#13195168)

      Wow. (3660 million miles) / the speed of light = 5.45766365 hours. It looks like the parent reads slashdot and posts over full duplex subspace communication that operates at 9x the speed of light. Take THAT, cablemodem.

  34. Someone call Duck Dodgers by The+Famous+Brett+Wat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Excellent! A new source of Illudium Phosdex, no doubt. It will probably be over three hundred years before we can get there, though, by which time our supplies will be alarmingly low.

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  35. Re:RTFA before you post an article to slashdot! by CoyoteGuy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    How about you RTFA, this is not Sedna. This object was discovered by the same group that discovered Sedna in 2004. According to my calendar, it's 2005.

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  36. Old versus new by Yeechang+Lee · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pluto: Old and busted.
    Planet X: The new hotness!

  37. Re:+1 Ultima II reference by MaxQuordlepleen · · Score: 1

    Seconded! Don't forget your red gems.

  38. Ok someone at NASA is taking this joke WAY too far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... my mom's name is Sedna. :-(

  39. The question "is pluto a planet" IS... by burnttoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    a complete irrelevance. Pluto doesn't care, I don't care, only the categorisers actually care.

    There's so much variance in objects in the solar system it's difficult to even come up with a definition of what a planet is although a popular definition is "large enough for it to form a sphere". This means that many satellites also become planets.

    The best way to describe these objects is size, density, distance(s) from sun, orbital period, rotation period/direction etc... "planet" is a single word that expresses very little. Most common single words turn out to be quite abstract in their definitions!

    Having said that - this is a very, very interesting little planet. Isn't it about time that we built a sizeable, nuclear powered, ion drive probe filled with instruments and hires telescopes and sent it hurtling off through the solar system with enough juice for say 50 years complete with a big transmitter to get the data back?

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    1. Re:The question "is pluto a planet" IS... by Bent+Mind · · Score: 1

      One additional requirement that I would add to your list of what makes a planet: it has to orbit the sun, as opposed to orbiting a body that orbits the sun. That's why Earth's moon can be bigger than Pluto and still be a moon.

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  40. JPL link not working by dave1g · · Score: 1

    Not working for me :-(

  41. Pluto is not a planet by uberjoe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok, I'll say it, you can say it with me. Ready, Pluto is not a planet. It is a Kuiper belt object. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuiper_belt Yes it's got a moon, yes it's pretty big for a KBO but it's not a proper planet. If Pluto is a planet then so is Ceres http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1_Ceres and Juno http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/(3)_Juno They're even round too.

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    1. Re:Pluto is not a planet by Chysn · · Score: 1

      Why can't it be a planet _and_ a Kuiper belt object?

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    2. Re:Pluto is not a planet by Peyna · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ok, I'll say it, you can say it with me. Ready, Pluto is not a planet. It is a Kuiper belt object. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuiper_belt Yes it's got a moon, yes it's pretty big for a KBO but it's not a proper planet. If Pluto is a planet then so is Ceres http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1_Ceres and Juno http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/(3)_Juno They're even round too.


      You left out the most important thing:

      It doesn't matter at all whether it is a planet or not.

      Besides, there is no consensus on what the definition of a "planet" should be, especially considering new discoveries that are occuring. Just as continues to be with classification of organisms, we will likely see a continuing evolution of classification of large objects in the universe.

      Classifications assist our understanding of how things are related. But you can't argue that a particular object is or isn't under one particular classification until that classification actually has a solid definition (and Webster's doesn't count.)

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  42. Fainter than Pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering Pluto's magnitude is around 14, this object is about 16 times fainter (2.512^dm, where dm is the magnitude difference).

    Even so, it should have been detected long ago.

  43. Here's the text of the message... by Ariane+6 · · Score: 5, Informative

    It came in about seven o'clock last night...

    Hello MPML,

    Jose Luis Ortiz of Sierra Nevada Observatory asked me to forward his message. Actually he sent it to MPML today but it looks as if he is moderated and so his message is delayed. As this is pretty urgent, to give anyone interested the chance to do science on it, I hope my message gets relayed faster!

    ----------
    Hi there,

    We found a very slowly moving object while carrying out a checking of some of our oldest images from the modest TNO survey that we started in 2002.

    http://www.iaa.es/~ortiz/OSNTWeb/index.htm

    The object was very bright in our images (m_V~17.6!!) so we were able to precover it, and also recover it.

    According to our best orbit fit and using regular assumptions on phase angle correction, the H value es around 0.3. Unfortunately we do not know the geometric albedo but if below 0.25 (which is the case of all TNOs for which an albedo has been measured except Pluto), the object would be larger than Pluto. However, it may well happen that this object is abnormally bright (with a very high albedo), like Pluto. So, depending on the albedo, this object might be sort of a Pluto's brother or Pluto's father...

    This object is beyond Pluto and almost reachable by most amateurs, which is the reason why we write here!. It is observable right after sunset for a while at a reasonable elevation. Maybe some decent science can still come out of your observations.

    Enjoy it!.

    Our findings have been sent to the MPC, but the object has not received a provisional designation yet. Some ephemeris are given here:

    Ephems (geocentric) [Date, RA, Dec, r, delta, elongation, mag]:
    20050728.00000 13 21 50.208 +20 7 53.62 51.605 51.239 68.32 17.47
    20050729.00000 13 21 51.856 +20 7 14.56 51.619 51.239 67.49 17.47
    20050730.00000 13 21 53.576 +20 6 35.29 51.632 51.239 66.66 17.47
    20050731.00000 13 21 55.369 +20 5 55.81 51.646 51.238 65.84 17.47
    20050801.00000 13 21 57.233 +20 5 16.13 51.659 51.238 65.01 17.47
    20050802.00000 13 21 59.169 +20 4 36.26 51.672 51.238 64.19 17.47
    20050803.00000 13 22 1.176 +20 3 56.23 51.685 51.238 63.37 17.47
    20050804.00000 13 22 3.253 +20 3 16.02 51.698 51.238 62.55 17.47
    20050805.00000 13 22 5.401 +20 2 35.67 51.711 51.238 61.73 17.47
    20050806.00000 13 22 7.619 +20 1 55.17 51.723 51.238 60.92 17.47
    20050807.00000 13 22 9.906 +20 1 14.54 51.736 51.238 60.11 17.47
    20050808.00000 13 22 12.261 +20 0 33.79 51.748 51.238 59.29 17.47
    20050809.00000 13 22 14.685 +19 59 52.93 51.760 51.238 58.49 17.47
    20050810.00000 13 22 17.176 +19 59 11.97 51.772 51.237 57.68 17.47
    20050811.00000 13 22 19.734 +19 58 30.93 51.784 51.237 56.88 17.47

    The orbital elements are:

    OSNT11 Epoch 2005 July 29.0 TT = JDT 2453580.5
    M 197.97485 (2000.0) P Q
    n 0.00345428 Peri. 239.53682 +0.91285785 -0.07597426
    a 43.3408541 Node 121.89008 +0.13526717 +0.98332108
    e 0.1887862 Incl. 28.19395 -0.38521856 +0.16524998
    P 285.33 H 0.2 G 0.15 U 2

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    1. Re:Here's the text of the message... by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Hello MPML,

      Jose Luis Ortiz of Sierra Nevada Observatory asked me to forward his message. Actually he sent it to MPML today but it looks as if he is moderated and so his message is delayed. As this is pretty urgent, to give anyone interested the chance to do science on it, I hope my message gets relayed faster!

      ----------
      Hi there,

      We found a very slowly moving object while carrying out a checking of some of our oldest images from the modest TNO survey that we started in 2002.

      http://www.iaa.es/~ortiz/OSNTWeb/index.htm

      The object was very bright in our images (m_V~17.6!!) so we were able to precover it, and also recover it. It turned out to be 45.1 million dollars in gold.

      Based on the recommendation made to me by a reputable official of the commercial sector of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration who guaranteed me of your reliability and trustworthiness in business dealings, I wish to entrust this large amount with you believing that it will be of our mutual benefit; this has to be highly confidential.it is in our effort to get this money paid into a foreign account, company/ private bank account. To this effect, I am therefore asking for your co-operation to remit this sum of U$D 45.1 million into your private/company^Òs account. We have unanimously resolved to compensate you with 30% (thirty percent) of the total amount involved for your assistance, while I and my associates take 60% (sixty percent) of the total amount which of course will be released to us by you after the transaction is completed and 10% (ten percent) will be mapped out to cover envisaged expenses by both parties in the course of processing the documents for the transaction.

      While I expect an immediate confirmation of your interest in addition with your account details as well as fax and telephone numbers which are to be sent to me by fax, I urge of urgency and confidentiality that it deserves and keep this transaction between you and I alone.

      The orbital elements are:

      OSNT11 Epoch 2005 July 29.0 TT = JDT 2453580.5
      M 197.97485 (2000.0) P Q
      n 0.00345428 Peri. 239.53682 +0.91285785 -0.07597426
      a 43.3408541 Node 121.89008 +0.13526717 +0.98332108
      e 0.1887862 Incl. 28.19395 -0.38521856 +0.16524998
      P 285.33 H 0.2 G 0.15 U 2

      --
                                                  Jose-Luis Ortiz
                                                  Instituto de Astrofísica de Andalucía, CSIC
                                                  P.O.Box 3004. 18080 Granada. Spain.
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      Regards,
      Jaime Nomen
      620 OAM

    2. Re:Here's the text of the message... by payndz · · Score: 1
      so we were able to precover it, and also recover it.

      'Precover'? Is that like backing something up before you've even created the file? I can see how that would be a major timesaver.

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    3. Re:Here's the text of the message... by Ariane+6 · · Score: 2, Informative

      In astronomy, it means you were able to go back into archival images and find something that you didn't (at the time) recognize for what it was.

  44. Hah by Sheepdot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cue the Uranus jokes:
    "Speaking of size, what about Uranus?"
    "How can be possible comment on this new planet when we still have yet to send a probe to Uranus?"

    Some wise astronomers have tried to change the speech from "your anus" to "urine us" or "you're in us". Unfortunately the planet seems to just be plain doomed as far as American English pronounciation goes.

    1. Re:Hah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks to the Goat-se dude, we no longer need to send a probe to Uranus. We already have seen enough.

    2. Re:Hah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In swedish "Ur anus" means "From within anus". :)

    3. Re:Hah by Jogar+the+Barbarian · · Score: 1

      You're still pronouncing it wrong.

      It's "YOU-rain-us."

      http://www.pantheon.org/miscellaneous/pronunciatio ns.html

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    4. Re:Hah by senocular · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry but in 2620 the name of Uranus was changed to Urectum to get rid of "That Stupid Joke" once and for all.

    5. Re:Hah by cybercuzco · · Score: 1

      I hear that the pressures inside Uranus are so high, that diamonds form from the methane.

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  45. Ice and Rock by mendaliv · · Score: 1

    Is this within or outside the oort cloud? I don't know much about the outer solar system, but I do know that ice could be refined into hydrogen and oxygen fuel...

    Of course the thing is just damned far out there in the first place. Unless we can fuel a star drive on hydrogen and oxygen there's probably not much point in having that as a refuelling post.

    1. Re:Ice and Rock by Irise · · Score: 1

      In response to your question concerning the Oort Cloud, I doubt that it could be on the outside. Just look at this comparison from wikipedia. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Trans-Neptunia n_object_2003_VB12.Sedna.orbit_comparisons.jpg). In terms of fuel and posts and whatnot, first we'll need to make sure that our aeronautics program lives on through the next decade before turning to the what-ifs. Good question.

  46. Re:RTFA before you post an article to slashdot! by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1
    And, for that matter, Sedna is not an official designation yet. I know quite a few astronomers who are p.o.ed over that little screwup.

    It's sort of like the periodic chart wars for us chemists....

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  47. Doesn't add up by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The published magnitude of Pluto is around 13-14. This thing is 25% further from the Sun (and Earth too) away but several times 'brighter' due to being more reflective and larger. That means it ought to appear brighter in the sky than Pluto. But it's reported as magnitude 17, which is quite a bit dimmer.

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    1. Re:Doesn't add up by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      They mean absolute brightness.

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    2. Re:Doesn't add up by badlikeacobra · · Score: 4, Informative

      The magnitude (really, the visual magnitude) is a measure of how bright the object appears in the sky, not the absolute brightness of the object. Think of it this way. The Sun has a magnitude of -26.7. Vega has a magnitude of 0. Vega is a much brighter star than the sun, but because of the differing distances from the Earth (and therefore, the observer) Vega appears much dimmer than the Sun.

      You are thinking of the absolute magnitude. Typically, absolute mangitude is refered to as such while the visual magnitude is refered to as magnitude.

    3. Re:Doesn't add up by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      You tell me I'm thinking of absolute brightness. Your sibling says that they mean absolute brightness. Really, you people need to make up your mind :-)

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    4. Re:Doesn't add up by Gaewyn+L+Knight · · Score: 1

      Light diminishes with distance because of divergence. Hence even though it's perceived brightness on earth is lower it is actually brighter and hence either more reflective or larger.

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    5. Re:Doesn't add up by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know that. But 25% further than Pluto means that it receives (1/1.25)^2 of the light energy from the sun per unit area and the light we receive from it is diminished by (1/1.25)^2 compared to the diminishing from Pluto. These aren't enough factors to account for difference between an apparent magnitude of 14 for Pluto and 17 for this new object. I assume 17 is the apparent magnitude of this new body. Anyway, everyone who's replied to my post is telling me the obvious which is kinda frustrating. Of course I know that light diminishes with distance - doh!

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    6. Re:Doesn't add up by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      They mean an absolute magnitude of 17. So dimmer than a 2km asteroid? But of course this must be a different "absolute magnitude" to the one used for stars. No wonder these figures make no sense.

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  48. I'm waiting... by ZOmegaZ · · Score: 3, Funny

    When's the first astrologer going to sue because the discovery of this planet has deformed her horoscope?

    1. Re:I'm waiting... by Nf1nk · · Score: 1

      Astrologers, will use this new planet as a reason for mistaken predictions in the past. The smart ones will be writing up all new books on on cosmic predictions, taking this new planet into acount. The charts are always being updated, getting more complicated, but with no more truth than a random number generator.

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    2. Re:I'm waiting... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      And who will she sue?

      -

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  49. Mr And Mrs Pluto by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

    ...or the Plutos.

  50. Trick to Finding This Object by Rob+Carr · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Astronomers were using too short a time span between pictures for them to see the change in position of something 51 AU out from the sun. The angle of the orbit to the ecliptic made it harder to find, too.

    Since this was found so easily, one has to wonder just how many of them there are out there. This might be only the first of many.

    This, by the way, is an excellent reason to call these things TNOs (Trans-Neptunian Objects). Who wants to memorize the 85 planets of our solar system?

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    1. Re:Trick to Finding This Object by servognome · · Score: 4, Funny

      Who wants to memorize the 85 planets of our solar system?

      Worse, think of all the styrofoam balls and toothpicks you'll need to complete your model

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    2. Re:Trick to Finding This Object by ytm · · Score: 1

      These are no plantes. These objects' orbits are not in the same plane as the 8 planets.

    3. Re:Trick to Finding This Object by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Space truckers would pry want to know all 85 planets in the solar system along with major asteroid habitats and such. I know people who can name all the countries on the planet why shouldn't we be able to name all the planets?

    4. Re:Trick to Finding This Object by pharwell · · Score: 1

      Space truckers would pry want to know

      like Deep Purple?

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    5. Re:Trick to Finding This Object by doktoromni · · Score: 1

      The point is: if our Solar System turns out to have hundreds of planets (and many astronomers think that is a quite likely development, depending on the definition of "planet") then there will be no point in memorizing the names of all of them, in the same way that there is no point in memorizing the names and codes of all known stars of the Milk Way. I for myself am favor to a physically meaningful definition of planet like "objet orbiting a star with mass enough to be spherical but not enough to shine". And something like that will likely imply in hundreds of planets.

    6. Re:Trick to Finding This Object by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      See http://www.gps.caltech.edu/~mbrown/planetlila/inde x.html . There's already another one, possibly an 11th "planet" (or nth TNO).

    7. Re:Trick to Finding This Object by Ziggurat+Dan · · Score: 0
      I want to memorize them. It's easy. You'd just have to remember that saying you learned in 5th grade science class, which goes something like "My Very Education Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas..." (the first letters of each word standing for the first letter of the planets, in order) and then elongate the sentence to include any new planets. We just need to avoid planet names like Xerxes, with beginning letters that are hard to match words with. It might be difficult to incorporate the pizza-serving mother getting an X-ray or xylophone or being a xenophobe, or whatnot.

      I, for one, had always wondered what the mother did after serving the pizzas, or what the occasion was. What a wonderful opportunity to find out!

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  51. learn some grammer by timmy_otoole · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Its "brigther then Pluto".

  52. Water? by WhiteZero · · Score: 1

    "Strangly reflective" eh? This could mean a large body of water or that the planet is mostly water (like Earth). Water = life

    1. Re:Water? by op12 · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's all water...except for one small piece of land with a diving board.

    2. Re:Water? by Chysn · · Score: 1

      Either that or it's been taking albedo-enhancing drugs.

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    3. Re:Water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any water that far out will be frozen. That far from the sun, the surface of that planet is probably like -200C

    4. Re:Water? by WhiteZero · · Score: 1

      Which should still be reflective. And thats not to say that it's completly frozen either. There could still be free-flowing water under the ice with life swimming around in it.

    5. Re:Water? by mauledbydogs · · Score: 1

      It could be plain old H2O. Then again, it could be a frozen CO2 crust or any one of dozens of other frozen gases. Or a combination of many different things.

    6. Re:Water? by wickedmm · · Score: 1

      Thats not a water covered planet, its...... a space station!

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    7. Re:Water? by tadmas · · Score: 1

      This could mean a large body of water or that the planet is mostly water (like Earth). Water = life

      If it was, I doubt that it could support water-based life as we know it. That water would be ice. Solid ice. All the way through. Since most scientists estimate the surface temperature of Pluto is colder than liquid nitrogen, and this is even further out (meaning colder), I wouldn't get your hopes up.

      (BTW, the article actually does say it is made of ice and rock. And yes, it apparently does come closer than Pluto at some points in its orbit, but it'd still be pretty cold. Any life that could survive at 35 AU would almost certainly be killed at 51 AU.)

    8. Re:Water? by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 3, Informative


      There could still be free-flowing water under the ice with life swimming around in it.

      Highly unlikely...scientists believe that there may be liquid water under the ice of Europa (I assume that's the parallel you're attempting to draw here) because of the heating caused by the tidal action of Jupiter's gravity (don't take my word for it...here's an informative link).

      As far out from the Sun as this planet is, it is certain that it recieves an insufficient supply of either radiation or tidal friction to warm water ice to the melting point.

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    9. Re:Water? by NarrMaster · · Score: 1

      Nice.

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    10. Re:Water? by doktoromni · · Score: 1

      A big enough planet (like Earth or Venus), though, would generate enough internal heat (by decaying of radioisotopes) to have spots of liquid water, no matter how far way from the Sun. But of course that does not seems to be the case of this new planet.

    11. Re:Water? by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

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  53. Is it a planet? by killeena · · Score: 1

    Who cares? It is a mass of matter that orbits the sun, and kinda has an atmosphere. Close enough. Now let's move on to more important things. There are a lot more interesting things out there.

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    1. Re:Is it a planet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wherever you put the boundary between planet and non-planet, there'll be borderline objects that require some thinking before they can be classified.

  54. Planet Bob without crappy formatting by castlec · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Cale: I'll call it planet Bob.
    Akima: You can't call a planet "Bob."
    Cale: So now you're the boss. You're the King of Bob?
    Akima: Can't we just call it "Earth"?
    Cale: No one said you have to live on Bob.
    Akima: I'm never calling it that.
    Titan AE

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  55. Strangely reflectant surface??? by jurt1235 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Discovered by an amateur, not seen before with all hightech equipment, strangely reflectant surface almost rendering it invisible?? Round (asuming it is a ballshaped object): It is a super borg sphere!! Run to the closet and get your bathlets! They can not fight against that!

    Ok, the other possibility: Independence day...

    And the last option: It is a cloacked deathstar!

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    1. Re:Strangely reflectant surface??? by doomy · · Score: 1

      Who said our Death Star was a Borge sphere, didn't you know Borg liked squares?

      Nothing to see here, please move on...

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    2. Re:Strangely reflectant surface??? by iLogiK · · Score: 1

      Discovered by an amateur, not seen before with all hightech equipment, strangely reflectant surface almost rendering it invisible?? Round (asuming it is a ballshaped object): It is a super borg sphere!! Run to the closet and get your bathlets! They can not fight against that! Ok, the other possibility: Independence day... And the last option: It is a cloacked deathstar! or maybe it's an asteroid made of naquadah put there by the Gua'uld...

    3. Re:Strangely reflectant surface??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a spelling sphere of doom, and you're fucked my friend. WTF is a "bathlet", a miniature bath? I think you mean "batleth". And "assuming", and "cloaked", and ...

  56. Sorry, couldn't help myself. by the+phantom · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, planet sues you!

  57. Well, I don't know about most slashdotters... by benhocking · · Score: 2, Funny

    But when I was in high school, Pluto didn't have a moon, and it's mass was about the same as Mercury. This planet might have been the one they were teaching me about. :)

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  58. Ah, the irony by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1
    Ah... When you link to Bacchus, you actually link to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dionysus

    :)

    On that note, 2003 EL61 has its own article already.

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    1. Re:Ah, the irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you explain how this is ironic? I"m genuinely interested. Dionysus and Bacchus are different names for the same god.

    2. Re:Ah, the irony by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Because he was at a party and quite sloshed at the time he posted, perhaps?

    3. Re:Ah, the irony by wowbagger · · Score: 1

      Because Bacchus redirects to Dionysus - so while I could have made the link be to Bacchus, it would have simply redirected the user to the page to which I linked, costing the user some time and Wikipedia some bandwidth.

      Also, had you bothered to follow the link, you would have seen that in the first paragraph they list Bacchus as an alias.

      Of course, that would have presupposed that you were actually interested in furthering the conversation on Slashdot rather than just trolling for what you thought was an error.

  59. Ultima Thule? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zebra, so we can build Ice Station Zebra?

  60. Error in the summary: by aiabx · · Score: 1

    this is an object several times brighter than Pluto even though it is 25% farther out from the Sun

    Pluto is currently around 13.7th magnitude. The new object is around 17th magnitude. This means the new object is actually ~20 times dimmer. Astronomical magnitudes increase and brightness decreases.
    The fact that it is 20 times dimmer than Pluto might be a hint as to why it was so hard to spot.
            -aiabx

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    1. Re:Error in the summary: by Madoc+Owain · · Score: 1

      While you are correct in your assertation that the new object is dimmer than Pluto when both are viewed from Earth, in terms of their albedo, or reflectivity when viewed from the same distance, the new object is indeed 25% brighter than Pluto.

    2. Re:Error in the summary: by aiabx · · Score: 1

      The word "bright" has a specific meaning in astronomy, and that isn't it. The moon is brighter than Venus, but it is a good deal less reflective. But I'm still bugged; it's 25% further, larger and more reflective, but still only 1/20th of the brightness? Something is wrong here. It has to be smaller, less reflective or 5 times further away. There's an error in here somewhere.
              -aiabx

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  61. Vulcan was the planet inside Mercury's orbit by benhocking · · Score: 4, Informative

    Before Einstein explained the precession of Mercury's perihelion, many scientists believed there was a planet Vulcan inside Mercury's orbit. Some even "spotted" it. (For the "Some" link, search on "Vulcan".)

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  62. At those distances by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

    gravitational effects are difficult to discern. Think about how small and far away Pluto is: it's volume is almost three orders of magnitude less than that of earth, and on average 40 times further away than the sun. It's low reflectivity makes it difficult to see even with large telescopes.

    Think about how long its orbital period is: 248 years. Discovered in 1930, it's only been directly observed for 1/3 of a "year"

    However, anomalies/eccentricities in the orbits of the planets is one of the reasons that astronomers were/are still looking for objects like sedna and X.

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  63. Great by jdavidb · · Score: 1

    And we've been wasting all our money on sending a probe to Pluto, when it's really just a piddling chunk of rock compared to this thing. :)

  64. It's cold outside... by DigitalReverend · · Score: 1

    What? I was frozen for a thousand years and Cat crashed the Dwarf on this planet that is how far from earth? You smeghead!

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    1. Re:It's cold outside... by deglr6328 · · Score: 1

      I bet there's no kind of atmosphere.

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  65. What is a planet? by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

    As technology improves, the definition of what is a planet, moon, and asteroid needs to be revised. There are essentially an infinite number of particles/rocks/objects orbiting the sun and all of the planets of differing sizes. In the good old days we could only identify the really big ones, so there were 9 planets, Jupiter had 4 moons (in the REALLY old days), etc. Now that we can see smaller and smaller objects, where do we draw the line as to what consitututes a planet or moon?

  66. Not Planet X by brownpau · · Score: 2, Informative

    Note that this is not Sedna, and this is not Nibiru.

  67. Nibiru by Danzigism · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It kinda confused me when I saw a article regarding "Planet X".. i was thinking it was the planet Zacharia Sitchen wrote about and how it's inhabitants screwed homo-erectus and created homo-sapiens.. Planet X refers to the 10th (and or) 12th Planet.. Annunaki!!

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    1. Re:Nibiru by boy_afraid · · Score: 0

      Yep. If you listen to enough Coast-to-Coast with George Noory and Art Bell you gotta jump out of your seat and yell NIBIRU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Exciting, isn't it??!!

    2. Re:Nibiru by Danzigism · · Score: 0

      hahah awesome.. i wish i could listen to some Art Bell.. i hear so much awesome stuff about his shows.. i find the History of the Annunkai, Nephillim, Nibiru, and all sorts of other crazy conspiracies, very fascinating.. is there a internet stream by chance??

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    3. Re:Nibiru by boy_afraid · · Score: 0

      Go to www.coasttocoastam.com and they have 90+ days worth of streaming audio of shows. I can't stay up lates to I pay a very very small monthly fee and the next morning they already have the audio stream setup. So when I'm at work I put my headphones on and listen to the shows without commercials. They also have it so you can download the show in MP3 format and now have Podcasting available so now you can have it download automatically to your MP3 player.

      I pay 6.99/mo (cheaper if you go yearly or semi-yearly) and that includes all I just mentioned. I LOVE IT!

      It just happens to be that in the last month a lot of superb guests have been on the show discussing the Annunaki, Nephillim, Nibiru, Giants, Atlantis and Edgar Cayce, the Shuttle, Terrorists. The best show in the last 2 months is the one with Paul L. Williams (http://www.coasttocoastam.com/shows/2005/07/12.ht ml). A few days later he has been on all sorts of mainstream national talk radio shows and locals all around the country. He is the talk of the town and Coast-To-Coast was the first place he came onto. He has struck a nerve everywhere!

      Oh oh, don't forget John Titor, the time traveler!

  68. Pluto is no planet by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1

    I'm no astronomer, but it does certainly appear that Pluto got there late in the game. Just look at the orbits of the other eight planets. (Here having Celestia helps.) All nearly circular, none overlapping and all on the same plane. It's as if a bunch of space debris orbitting our sun condensed to form them.

    Now look at Pluto's orbit. More elliptical. Obviously not on the same plane and criss-crossing with Neptune's orbit. Hell, Pluto's smaller than our own moon for Christ's sake.

    I don't know why Pluto was ever considered a planet in the first place. It looks like some object that happened to get trapped by sun's gravity.

    That's just my amateur opinion, anyways. Maybe some astronomer out there knows better?

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    1. Re:Pluto is no planet by robertjw · · Score: 1

      Two questions. First, what's the story on the plane of all the inner planets. Why are they all on the same plane. Seems to me that there should be some kind of random distribution of the orbits.

      Second, what exactly is a "planet"? Is there a size criteria or some other magic qualification that distinguishes an asteroid or some other hunk of rock from a planet? Seems to me if there is, and Pluto doesn't meet the qualifications, it should be downgraded (although I for one will miss it). OTOH, if there is no formal criteria, let's just let it stay a planet.

    2. Re:Pluto is no planet by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 2, Informative
      Two questions. First, what's the story on the plane of all the inner planets. Why are they all on the same plane. Seems to me that there should be some kind of random distribution of the orbits.

      It's not just the orbit of the inner planets (which would be Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars) on that plane. All planets except Pluto fit on there.

      The Sun rotates. Furthermore, it rotates along the same plane as the planets' orbits. (Again, you can confirm this yourself if you have Celestia. Just go to the Sun, back up a bit, make sure the orbits are turned on and speed up time a bit.)

      The theory I read in The Cartoon History of the Universe (great book) was that as the gases condensed to form the Sun they began to spin faster and faster. This scattered out debris that would orbit around the Sun along the same plane. It is that debris which condensed to form what I consider to be planets.

      Second, what exactly is a "planet"?

      Good question. I wonder if there is some exact set of rules that decides this. Even though it may not be the technical definition, I like the idea of the offspring of the Sun being the de facto planets in our Solar System.

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    3. Re:Pluto is no planet by robertjw · · Score: 1

      The theory I read in The Cartoon History of the Universe (great book) was that as the gases condensed to form the Sun they began to spin faster and faster. This scattered out debris that would orbit around the Sun along the same plane. It is that debris which condensed to form what I consider to be planets.

      Figured it was something like that. Still seems like there could have been some variation over the last billion years or so.

      Even though it may not be the technical definition, I like the idea of the offspring of the Sun being the de facto planets in our Solar System.

      I don't think that would work. Are planets only from our Sun? What do you do with so called 'rouge planets'? How do we know if it came from the Sun or not? Didn't all of the asteriods and such come from the Sun, why wouldn't they be planets?

    4. Re:Pluto is no planet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you do with so called 'rouge planets'?

      Complement them on their lovely hue?

    5. Re:Pluto is no planet by robertjw · · Score: 1

      Dammit! I meant 'rogue planets' of course.

  69. New Name? by jav1231 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Someone suggested moving Uranus' name to this planet. I think there should be a contest! Possible new names:
    Vaginus
    Clitorum
    Vulvus
    I mean, why not. It's frigid and inaccessible to those who want to "study" it most!

    1. Re:New Name? by Suicyco · · Score: 1

      Thats because once you've actually studied said object of fascination, you eventually find it disgusting, boring and ultimately finacially draining. Best left to remote tactile observation.

  70. Planet X Smaller than Sedna? by stlhawkeye · · Score: 1

    At least, according to the article, Planet X is guessed to be 1500km, Sedna is 1700km, and Pluto is like 2200km, so it seems rather likely that Planet X is NOT bigger than Pluto, which means we have on more Slashdot headline that has about as much journalistic integrity as Fox News, and yet another post by an uptight user bitching about it.

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    1. Re:Planet X Smaller than Sedna? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess what? We also have yet another post by an uptight user who hasn't read the fucking article carefully. The planet is at least 1500 km. Did you miss those two words between "is" and "1500?" They're rather important you know. It's fine to be uptight, but if you're wrong you look like a moron.

  71. Chapter 7 by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1

    In the book "History of your galaxy" by an anonymous alien, chapter 7 indicates that Pluto was actually stolen through a dimension trick (kind of like the hat trick you use in UT, only using antimatter and quarks).

    You dont need your telescope! No, dont stop reading the book, and you really do need that tinfoil hat...

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  72. One perspective by meester+fox · · Score: 0

    I think I should launch camera's into space. And see when we get visited by aliens. But also see what planets we missed when we started counting.

    Then again, that might be a neat idea. Mounting a few camera's on each planet to get THEIR perspective of the universe. Well, planets that could actually support a camera. A giant ball of gas is hard to mount something onto.

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  73. Pioneer by spot35 · · Score: 1

    ...and could it be responsible for the Pioneer Anomaly?
    Would be nice to have an answer, but somewhat disappointing that it isn't something more exciting like dark matter/energy...

    1. Re:Pioneer by WombatControl · · Score: 1

      Probably not.

      The size of this object is very small, and it's quite a bit inclined relative to the ecliptic. It's too distant and too small to be responsible for altering the speed of a spacecraft. It's not impossible, but it is very doubtful.

    2. Re:Pioneer by tommy_teardrop · · Score: 4, Informative

      In a word - No.

      Both Pioneer Spacecraft (as well as Voyager) measure the anomaly, and they are moving away from the Sun in different directions. A distant object has been ruled out as a potential source of the effect, since to produce a slowing of all the spacecraft you need a force acting towards the sun. Whatever is causing them to slow down, it's not a solar system body too far out for us to see.

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    3. Re:Pioneer by khallow · · Score: 0

      First, it's not particularly large. A mars-sized object just isn't that heavy especially if it's made of less dense ice. But significant mass in the Kuiper belt is one of the more mundane suspects for the Pioneer anomaly.

    4. Re:Pioneer by truckaxle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Pioneer anomoly is a unaccounted for force in the direction of the Sun and results the slowing down of the probes. If this new object was some massive unkown body it would be if anything applying a force out from the Sun. Also the probes are in different quadrants and would expect to see different effect.

    5. Re:Pioneer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, if it has a tractor beam.

      Thats no moon!! (ducks)

    6. Re:Pioneer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even though you could have figured your question out with google and logic, you're thinking... Too many people have stopped thinking.

      Don't stop!

    7. Re:Pioneer by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Both Pioneer Spacecraft (as well as Voyager) measure the anomaly, and they are moving away from the Sun in different directions.

      IIRC, The Voyagers were unable to measure it because of the stabilization technology they use.

  74. 2003 EL61 is not a planet by Gorimek · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's just Big Boned!

  75. the only planet? by b100dian · · Score: 1

    from TFA:
    . It is the only planetary orbit which crosses that of another planet (Neptune)
    Doesn't that make them TWO?

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  76. Pioneer by guitaristx · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Could this large object out there possibly be responsible for the Pioneer Anomaly?

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  77. Vulcan is kinda/sorta taken by benhocking · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Before Einstein explained the precession of Mercury's perihelion, many scientists believed there was a planet Vulcan inside Mercury's orbit. Some even "spotted" it.

    (For the "spotted" link, search on "Vulcan".)

    You can also read about it here.

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  78. That's no planet... by aasania · · Score: 1

    It's a space station!!!!

    1. Re:That's no planet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  79. It's the Death Star by Medievalist · · Score: 1


    It has come to punish Hayden Christensen.

    I, for one, welcome our new Sith overlords.

  80. Urrectum by 1024r · · Score: 1

    Fry: Did you build the Smelloscope?

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth: No, I remembered that I'd built one last year. Go ahead, try it. You'll find that every heavenly body has its own particular scent. Here, I'll point it at Jupiter.

    Fry: Smells like strawberries.

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Exactly. And now, now Saturn.

    Fry: Pine needles. Oh, man, this is great... hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.

    Leela: I don't get it.

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.

    Fry: Oh. What's it called now?

    Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you.

    Fry: No, no, I, I think I'll just smell around a bit over here.

  81. Depends on the orbit by jd · · Score: 1

    According to some of the sites covering this, planets in Pluto-like orbits must be named after Underworld figures.

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    1. Re:Depends on the orbit by Fiver- · · Score: 2, Insightful

      An enormous rock with a name from the Underwold? The obvious choice is Sisyphus.

    2. Re:Depends on the orbit by linzeal · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Let's name it Hitler, he has to be down there right?

    3. Re:Depends on the orbit by jd · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Won't work. This planet is somewhat reflective and, besides, it doesn't have a moustache. Stalin might work - he's also down there and was out in the cold, even when the focus of attention.

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    4. Re:Depends on the orbit by dpilot · · Score: 1

      Since we're talking Pluto-like, How about Goofy? Certainly the Slashdot audience would believe that the whole Disney pantheon belongs "down there."

      But it brings to mind the question, "Why does Goofy walk on 2 legs and talk, but Pluto walks on 4 legs and barks, when they're both dogs?" Does Goofy ever put a leash on Pluto, and take him for a walk? Vice versa?

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    5. Re:Depends on the orbit by PlacidPundit · · Score: 1
      Certainly the Slashdot audience would believe that the whole Disney pantheon belongs "down there."

      Absolutely not. It's a shame how diluted their work has become, but if you look back to the old cartoons, they really produced masterpieces. The Clock Cleaners, from 1937, is a great example. Funny gags, good music, superb artwork.

    6. Re:Depends on the orbit by dpilot · · Score: 1

      It's not the toons themselves, it's the Company they keep.

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  82. The reason Pluto was considered a planet by benhocking · · Score: 3, Informative

    Pluto was once thought to be much more massive than it is currently known to be. When I was in high school, prevailing theories had it as being slightly larger than Mercury. Furthermore, it was first discovered due to its supposed perturbation on the planet Uranus (those perturbations were, in fact, due to incorrect calculations, IIRC). Additionally, we had very little information on other objects of similar ilk. So, why wouldn't it have been considered a planet?

    The flip side of the question is, "should we change its status now?" I don't really care much, but I don't see why its so important whether its a planet or a KBO, from a labeling point of view.

    Some might argue that it makes teaching about the Solar System easier, but I think the exceptions can help to make the system more interesting, and, hence, easier to learn about.

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    1. Re:The reason Pluto was considered a planet by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      It's not just teaching about the solar system, it's thinking about it. From my perspective (a career astronomer), getting the nomenclature right isn't just a minor detail. It facilitates clear communication (having to say "the planets, except Pluto," constantly is a pain so it often gets dropped... and then confusion occurs). And it facilitates clear *thinking*. Having all the bits mentally binned in the best possible category (regardless of history) makes seeing patterns a lot easier.

    2. Re:The reason Pluto was considered a planet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Objects in space should support some form of life before being named a planet. Wouldn't that screw up the science books? Oh,wait. They're already screwed up.

  83. Obligatory freaky objects mention by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    no astronomy discussion would be complete without reference to the death star and the eerie resemblance of saturn's moon, Mimas?

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  84. Well, in that case, here's my journal entry on it! by jd · · Score: 2, Informative
    Right now, details are very sketchy on this new discovery. There are multiple discoverers, each with a slightly different version of what they have found, although it is certain they are talking about the same thing.


    Essentially, European astronomers have found something they call 2003 EL61 and what American astronomers call K40506A.


    There are questions on how reflective the object is, which means we don't have that much information on how big it is or how far away it is. The guesses by astronomers, at this point, are pretty speculative, according to the BBC, which is tracking this breaking story.


    NASA has published a wild guess as to the orbit, in Java.


    The other known super-large (1000Km or bigger) Kuiper Belt objects are:

    • Sedna (Diameter unknown, less than 1500 Km)
    • 2004 DW (Diameter probably about 1500 Km)
    • Quaoar (Diameter of 1200 Km, +/- 200 Km)
    • Ixion (Diameter 1065 Km, +/- 165 Km)

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  85. The obligatory "I, for one, welcome" comment.... by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1


    I, for one, welcome the return of our Annunaki overlords... :)

    Then again, it could be Mondas, the Earth's long lost twin planet and homeworld of the Cybermen...someone better get ahold of that eccentric Time Lord who travels through time and space in a phone booth... :)

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  86. I like the name... by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1

    I like the name Minerva myself. We need another chick-planet anyways.

    1. Re:I like the name... by KC9EOW · · Score: 0

      AHEM... chick-planets? How about Buffy then? I personally wish for planet "Bob". (and yes, I saw titan a.e. also but that's not why I said that)

    2. Re:I like the name... by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1

      Well if yer not gunna call it Minerva, I'll go with Buffy before Bob, we still need more celestial-chicks.

    3. Re:I like the name... by KC9EOW · · Score: 0

      ok, how about "Mom" or "Monica" or "Britney". Personally, I'd also like to see a planet named after our own big planet "Roseanne". But, honestly, it'll probably be something from greek or roman mythology like "Daphne", or "Hestia", or "Athena" or even "Persephone".

  87. Planet X Larger Than Pluto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It just shows, Pluto is a mickey mouse planet.

  88. Whoops--accent on *second* syllable, sorry (nt) by Jogar+the+Barbarian · · Score: 1

    doh!

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  89. Mod parent up by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the info. What's a KBO?

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    1. Re:Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Mod parent up by Drachemorder · · Score: 1

      KBO = Kuiper Belt Object. The belt is a region of asteroid-like objects outside the orbit of Neptune.

    3. Re:Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kuiper belt object

  90. Re:I misread the title of the story below this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    great site you have there. what the hell is wrong with you?

  91. Fortuna by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An apt name for this planet is "Fortuna", as we were just plain lucky to find it.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortuna_(luck)

    Fortuna (Greek equivalent Tyche) was the personification of luck, hopefully of good luck, but she could be represented veiled and blind, as modern depictions of Justice are seen, and came to represent the capriciousness of life.

    Imagining "Planet X" making its orbit in the dark (51 AU away from the sun), also makes the characterization of being blind all the more appropriate.

  92. Perhaps a New King of the Kuiper Belt by rwllama · · Score: 5, Informative

    Amongst professional astronomers (which includes me), Pluto is generally not considered a planet. It is the largest member of the Kuiper Belt. It is historical accident that Pluto was discovered almost 50 years before the second Kuiper Belt object, Charon, in 1978. The third KBO was found in 1993. Since then, over 700 other KBOs have been found, several of which rival Pluto in size.

    What we have here is one that could be larger than Pluto. This is not unexpected, but has been predicted ever since we started discovering KBOs in serious numbers. There is always a distribution of sizes, and Pluto lies near the upper end, but it is unlikely that it is the largest, and even less likely that it would be distinctly larger than the rest of the population.

    To call Pluto a planet is to create a category of "ice planets" which contains only one object. That is scientifically silly. To call it a Kuiper Belt Object fits it in with a family of other objects whose characteristics in composition, orbit size, orbit shape, orbit inclination, companions, etc are shared amongst the group. That is a scientific classification.

    The solar system does not contain "the Sun and
    9 planets" as so many of us incorrectly learned. Rather, it contains 6 families: a star, the rocky planets, the asteroid belt, the gas giant planets, the Kuiper belt, and the Oort cloud. Each of these families shares common characteristics that are the basis for this classification. Pluto, and this new discovery,
    fit squarely in the Kuiper belt.

    Now for the truth about planets. The IAU, which
    governs these things, has no official definition of what constitutes a planet. There is a reasonable upper limit in mass (i.e., not so larger as to create fusion at it core), but there is no lower limit. Most astronomers would say that a reasonable idea would be large enough for gravity to make it spherical (or close to, like Earth). However, then other KBOs and asteroids qualify as planets. You simply can't come up with a rigorous definition that includes Pluto and excludes the others unless you work customize your definition in a manner that is not scientific.

    This will not be the last big KBO. There will be several more. These are exciting times as we discover more and more about our own backyard.

    1. Re:Perhaps a New King of the Kuiper Belt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recommend a book for the layman?

    2. Re:Perhaps a New King of the Kuiper Belt by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      --The solar system does not contain "the Sun and
      9 planets" as so many of us incorrectly learned. Rather, it contains 6 families: a star, the rocky planets, the asteroid belt, the gas giant planets, the Kuiper belt, and the Oort cloud. Each of these families shares common characteristics that are the basis for this classification. Pluto, and this new discovery,
      fit squarely in the Kuiper belt.--

      What about the comets or does that fit in with the Oort cloud family or are they a 7th family?

    3. Re:Perhaps a New King of the Kuiper Belt by Merovign · · Score: 1


      The last time I looked I couldn't find anything... is there any observational data on the Oort cloud or is it just a "non-controversial" hypothesis?

    4. Re:Perhaps a New King of the Kuiper Belt by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The solar system does not contain "the Sun and 9 planets" as so many of us incorrectly learned. Rather, it contains 6 families: a star, the rocky planets, the asteroid belt, the gas giant planets, the Kuiper belt, and the Oort cloud.

      Can't remember who it was first said it, but the best classification I ever read was:

      "The Solar System contains the Sun, Jupiter, and assorted debris."

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    5. Re:Perhaps a New King of the Kuiper Belt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical. "I am a member of an elite class of science which renders me superior in my judgement of things we all take for granted, for the sake of simply acting superior at cocktail parties."

      Once "they" stop teaching the billions of inhabitants of this world that pluto is not a planet will it actually be - not a planet.

      Your opinion of a vague description such as "planet" is just that. Pluto can be both a planet AND a KBO. Pluto is as much a planet as Jupiter.

    6. Re:Perhaps a New King of the Kuiper Belt by dmaxwell · · Score: 2, Informative

      Comets originate in the Oort cloud. Some purturbation sometimes sends one into the inner solar system which we then see as a comet.

    7. Re:Perhaps a New King of the Kuiper Belt by jpatters · · Score: 1

      Most astronomers would say that a reasonable idea would be large enough for gravity to make it spherical (or close to, like Earth). However, then other KBOs and asteroids qualify as planets. You simply can't come up with a rigorous definition that includes Pluto and excludes the others unless you work customize your definition in a manner that is not scientific.

      Only one asteroid qualifies as a planet under that definition, Ceres, and only just barely. Anyway, I suppose you could categorize people into four groups on this issue:

      1) Pluto should not be considered a planet, but the definition of planet should be broad enough that a sufficiently large yet undiscovered object in the outer solar system may exist that would qualify as such.

      2) Pluto should not be considered a planet, and any possible TNO would be far too weird to qualify as a planet.

      3) The only sensible definition of a planet is a body that orbits a star and is large enough that it is roughly spherical due to gravity, but not so large that it can sustain fusion, and this definition includes Pluto, Ceres, Quaoar, Sedna, and many other objects yet to be discovered.

      4) Pluto is so a planet, you insensitive clod, but not Sedna, Quaoar, Ceres, etc.

      Those in groups two or four would have to have a pretty contrived definition of planet in order to make their argument. I would place myself in group three. I think group one has the problem that there seems to be no simple definition for planet that would exclude Pluto, other than just declaring that Pluto is too weird.

      I keep hearing the argument that Pluto would never have been called a planet but for ignorance of its actual properties at the time of its discovery, if only it had been known at the time how small it really is, it would not have been given the honor. In fact, I recall reading in Scientific American that the size of Pluto kept being revised downward at such a pace, that by the year 2000, it would disappear completely! But now we know the real size, and it is big enough to be made spherical by its gravity, in fact it is thirteen times as massive as the smallest known body in the solar system that has that property. So we are left with its other eccentricities, the tilt of its orbital plane being the one most often cited. But that has been known since its discovery, right? It was accepted as a planet and really the only thing it lied about on its resume is its size, but now we have that nailed down.

      I think that a lot of people have a problem with the inclusive definition because it means there will eventually be dozens, even hundreds of known planets, but I don't have that problem. I mean, get over it! It's hardly even a challenge to memorize all of the current roster and all of the relevant stats, think of the accomplishment for some kid a hundred years from now when they recite all 263 known planets, and the relevant properties of each of them.

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  93. binary star by cahiha · · Score: 1

    Just as interesting (but nowhere near as well supported) is the possibility that the solar system is actually a binary star system, with the second star a dim brown dwarf at around one light year distance. The idea is that its long period orbit would periodically take it through regions with large numbers of objects, whose orbits would be perturbed by the passing star, and would lead to periodic bombardment of the inner solar system.

  94. Orientation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where is itin relation to galactic center, and which direction is it going?

    If it's a Piersons Puppeteer ship, I wanna hitch a ride.

    Maybe Loius has an extra wire I can borrow.

  95. More info at Space.com by Rocketboy · · Score: 3, Informative

    Space.com has a clarifying article at http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/050729_large _object.html. 1. It apparently isn't larger than Pluto, regardless of how reflective its surface might be. It's mass is only about a third of Pluto. 2. It has a very small moon. 3. It was *just* too dim to have been found by Clyde Tombaugh, the discoverer of Pluto.

    Rb

    1. Re:More info at Space.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes, that Space.com article is very very informative.

      What was interesting to me is that the discoverer of Sedna, Mike Brown of Caltech, has been monitoring this object for some time, and was just about to make an announcement about it before this announcement by the Ortiz group was made. Apparently the Brown group was only waiting for some data from the Spitzer Space Telescope, which arrived last week. Based on the Space.com article, it appears the Brown group knows a lot more about this object than anyone else--including the fact that it has a moon. There's a very nice image of the planet and its moon with the Space.com article.

    2. Re:More info at Space.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I should have noticed that there's a very very informative article about this new object at Mike Brown's website. It includes details about how they calculated it's mass, and details about the moon.

  96. Re:Planet X Larger Than Pluto? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You don't considering a new planet in the solar system newsworthy!? How many have you discovered this week?

  97. Name it Gollum by Odd+John · · Score: 1

    because it's hiding deep in the darkness

  98. I own the trademark on Planet X (R) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll license use of the name Planet X (R) for a paltry $50,000.

  99. At last!... by Scum · · Score: 1

    ... I've been wondering where I could ride my bike. Planet-X Bikes

  100. Actually, its fainter than Pluto by nova_planitia · · Score: 3, Informative

    I made a heck of a typo when I submitted this story, 2005 EL61 is a about roughly eight times fainter than Pluto, not brighter. The latest information is that this object is more likely to be in the ballpark of Pluto's size and not bigger. This object also does not appear to be the same 17th magnitude outer solar system object observed by the Gemini telescope earlier this year that was going to be "announced" in September at the DPS meeting. So it looks like a few of these guys may be out there.

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  101. Rupert! by Klowner · · Score: 2, Funny

    They loooove our television there, and our mail-order furniture.

    1. Re:Rupert! by Kippesoep · · Score: 2, Funny

      Perfect for monitoring! Let's hope they won't decide to blow us up when Earth rises in Capricorn...

  102. Beware King Ghidorah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Planet X is his moped.

  103. Mod parent up! by Siener · · Score: 1

    Rupert is the ONLY name that should be considered.

    I bet that right now the invasion fleet is reading slashdot and waiting for the right time to make their move.

    1. Re:Mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they've been reading slashdot recently, the invasion fleet is likely already well on its way...

  104. I hope this isn't Rupert.... by GldisAter · · Score: 2, Funny

    If it is then it's time to start evacuating before the Grebulons destroy the Earth because is rising into capricorn.

    ahh screw it... Let's just go to Stavro Mueller Beta and watch the show...

  105. Planet X? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    Planet X is often the name given to a planet influencing Neptune's orbit. It was first thought to be Pluto upon its discovery, but its mass was later found to be too small to cause this.

    Is this just about a random "planet possibly further out than Pluto" planet given a confusing name, or is it a planet indeed taking the role of Planet X?

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  106. Planet, schmanet by Gordo_1 · · Score: 1

    The debate whether Pluto is a planet is likely to get rekindled by this discovery."

    Yawn. The term "planet" is just an arbitrary label attached to rocks of a certain size that orbit the sun. You humans are so caught up with lumping everything into buckets, you forget what really matters. Get over yourselves, the rest of the universe has already moved on.

    Medeep, medeep.

  107. Melmac! by Jonboy+X · · Score: 1

    They've unwittingly discovered Melmac, a planet that fans of NBC's ALF have known about for years.

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  108. Planet X is a fine name. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've visited with their kind before.
    Here's the documentary.
    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000 0542CN/103-0613423-4589463?v=glance

  109. KBO by saskboy · · Score: 1

    I'd call the new object KBO 2

    Perhaps Kwigibo 2 in honor of The Simpsons.

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  110. This planet ain't big enough for the two of us... by JSDopefish · · Score: 1
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  111. call it oid by notnAP · · Score: 3, Funny

    Call it "oid"
    That way, the name will be informative, and will help alleviate future pointless debate over whether it is a planet (It is, and it's called Oid) or a planetoid (that's what I said... planet-oid). -nAP

  112. Obligatory Buckaroo Banzai Quote by Ginnungagap42 · · Score: 1

    John Whorfin: "Where are we going?"
    Red Lectroids: "Planet 10!"
    John Whorfin: "When?"
    Red Lectroids: "Real soon!"

    1. Re:Obligatory Buckaroo Banzai Quote by drewzhrodague · · Score: 1

      "Buckaroo -- give *me* the formula"

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  113. Oh bloody hell, I can hear the republicans already by notnAP · · Score: 1

    Planet Reagan
    *shiver*

  114. No! Planet X conspiracy followers will freak out! by master_p · · Score: 1

    They should have chosen another name for this planetary object. The name 'planet X' is reserved for Nibiru, the 12th planet. Just when things related to Zetatalk and stuff was cooling down, there goes more fuel to the fire...

  115. Job for the overeducated physics student by Yanray · · Score: 1

    What an oppurtunity for the physics students of the world. Lets get together with Ron Popiel and invent a gravitational device that will Knock this planet into orbit around Venus.

    Here's my plan how...............

    1. Discover Useless Iceball in outer System
    2. Knock world into differant orbit
    3. ?????????
    4. Terriform
    5. PROFIT!!!!!!!

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  116. forget the disney names by plopez · · Score: 1

    unless we want to 'incentivize' Walt to be more productive (now that he's dead) by paying steep licensing fees.

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  117. Poor Pluto by inexion · · Score: 1

    Pluto is such a loser - Always trying to act like he's part of the planet crowd....sheesh

  118. Planet X? Again? by uberdave · · Score: 1
    How many planets are vying for this title? Let's see: ... and maybe half a dozen others.
  119. Naming by plopez · · Score: 1

    how about priapus?

    after all, it does take a large telescope to see it.

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  120. Earth II by Craig_P92669 · · Score: 0

    oh nevermind

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  121. Re:Oh bloody hell, I can hear the republicans alre by Johnny5000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Planet Reagan
    *shiver*


    Nah, they'd stick to naming planets after gods...

    Planet Jesus.

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  122. The IceCold Annunaki Blues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    It already has a name. The artbell-flavor mystics have been predicting the discovery for years, and they will tell you the name is:

    Nibiru.

  123. Pluto and 2003 EL61 by Autonomous+Crowhard · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Warning: everything below assumes that the JPL app and orbital estimates are correct.

    There does seem to be a point where Pluto's and EL61's orbits get rather close. I wonder if this could point to a potential common origin? Maybe Something Else (tm) passed by and flung 2003 El61 out of the little triad. (I would doubt Pluto and Charon would be the ones tossed because the odds of them staying together would be low) The distance between the orbits might be explained by precession.

    Unfortunately the Java app only covers from Jan 1, 1600-2200 so I couldn't test this theory. Can someone else play with the app and look into the distant past for a near miss?

  124. The end is nigh by eno2001 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Planet X will return bringing the Niburu with it as it was prophesied by Zecharaiah Sitchin. I keep telling you people, Plent X is coming and no one ever believes me. You all keep relegating it to the laughable realm of pseudoscience, but it's not and now this is obviously proof. The Niburu will return to enslave us as they did 4000 years ago (read the Bible and the stories about the giant and monstrous offspring of humans mating with "angels" in Sodom and Gomorrah. The supposed angels were the Niburu!!). Zecharaiah Sitchin is the only man on Earth who can read the ancient Sumerian texts properly. They knew about the orbit of Planet X and that it would take nearly 4000 years for it to return. The other people who are currently aware but are trying to convince you that this is all untrue are: NASA, the Bush Administration, many of the world's largest comporations. And why? Because they have been in communication with the Niburu and have been offered a deal in which their lives and the lives of their children will be spared from slavery whilst the rest of us will have to suffer. If you didn't see the X-Files movie already, watch it tonight!!! It is Chris Carter's attempt to blow the lid off of this cover up. Why did an astronomer who first noticed planet X back in the 90s have to mysteriously die alone in a desert? Because he knew too much!!! NASA wanted to cover up the revalation he had inadvertantly made. He was dangerous to the architects of the New World Order, so they saw to it that he was neutralized. Don't believe the mainstream media because they are owned and operated by the masterminds of this fiendish plot. They are Niburu operatives. Don't believe the lying christians. They continue to blame UFOs on demonic powers. There is no such thing as a demon. That's just ridiculous and unscientific superstition. Planet X and the Niburu are sound science that is being oppressed by the Niburu controlled military/political/industiral complex! I've been noticing strange goings on near my house at night lately. I believe the Niburu are going to try and silence me, but I wil fight them tooth and nail. I've had strange and inexplicable power fluctations. Sometimes I will look out of a dark window and I will see a face looking back at me then it disappears. Sometimes, there are loud banging noises on the roof or the side of the house. Other times, there is the inexplicable loud "scurrying" sound up the side of the house onto the roof. Whatever it is moves fast. From the ground to the third story in two to three seconds. It's also heavy because it sounds identical to someone walking around upstairs as heard from the celing below, except that it's the side wall of the house. Go see the Mothman Prophecies for more truth about what's really going on out there. We are being attacked by aliens from outer space and our governments and corporations know this. Do not be lied to any longer!!! Demand that you be told the truth! All of the latest terrorist attacks are examples of alien mind control. The Niburur are using it to create unrest among the populace so that they will eventually feel good about being under martial law. It will happen! Mark my words!!! Every civilized nation on the planet will be in a state of marital law within the next five years. The only people with any freedom will be the families of the highest government officals and the wealthiest people on the planet. Eveyrone else will be herded into quonset huts and be fed high doses of experimental drugs to prepare them to be docile servants for the Niburu. In exchange, the rich will recieve positions of power within the Niburu empire and access to advanced technologies. Why do you think AMD and Intel have made such strides in the past decade? Not because of better engineers or progress, but because of direct information given to them by the Niburu. Our first x86 chips were based off of the chip designs stolen from the Roswell crash site. Our scientists were only able to make so much progress which is why it took us all the

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  125. Re:I misread the title of the story below this one by Zate · · Score: 1

    site ?

    Nice spelling you have there ... what the hell is wrong with YOU ?

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  126. That's not a moon! by spun · · Score: 1

    It's a... Oh, wait, it is a moon. My bad. Just a moon everybody, no need to panic.

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  127. Definition of Planet by Khyber · · Score: 1

    You can go to either a dictionary or just listen to Motley Crue's "Welcome to Planet Boom" to get the definition. Either way, it's stated the same....

    "A non-luminous celestial body, illuminated by the light from a star, such as the Sun, around which it revolves."

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    1. Re:Definition of Planet by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1
      It seems to be more complicated than that according to Definition of planet from Wikipedia. (What I should have looked at in the first place).

      It covers the controversy with Pluto as well.

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    2. Re:Definition of Planet by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Ahem. an encyclopedia is not a dictionary. Therefore, the only thing an encyclopedia is meant to do is give details about the subject and explain it in a little more detail - not define it.

      As my OP topic stated... Definition of Planet. Not Information about Planet. Big difference. Go look at ANY dictionary (which is what you should be using to DEFINE a word) and you will get the definition I have stated for the most part.

      To emphasize.... Definition of a word = Dictionary. Information for study and research = Encyclopedia.

      Wikipedia is NOT an officially published DICTIONARY used for teaching in schools.

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    3. Re:Definition of Planet by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1
      Don't be obtuse. The whole entry is about details on the definition of a planet, and why a precise definition is difficult. If you would have bothered to read it you would have known that.

      Because dictionaries, ANY dictionary (except maybe OED) give such a brief definition they also miss enough details to be misleading. The definition you gave for a planet, for example, is way too broad to be useful.

      Just think, you could have learned something instead of proving yourself to be a pedantic prick who completely missed the point.

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    4. Re:Definition of Planet by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Well, forgive me for seeming like a pedantic prick, but with over 400,000 words in the English language, and nobody can seem to agree to the definitions of about a quarter of them for everyday use, it seems pretty stupid to have a definite meaning written in one book, and then inside another book the same word has a tirade on how it's really tough to define the word. Frankly, my 2004 Encyclopedia Britannica doesn't even state what the Wikipedia article says, and it's got about ten times the amount of information.

      BTW, Wikipedia has problems with inaccuracy, and several professors at several prestigious universities are currently busy pointing them out. Seeing as Wikipedia is an open-source information depot, there's bound to be inaccuracies, and I'm willing to bet one of those disputed is about planets in general. I'll look for any debate on that and post links to you, but in the meantime, refresh your brain with real books. Remember back when everyone said "Don't believe everything you read over the internet?" That's probably the best advice anyone here on /. could ever take.

      In the meantime, go read this little rather well-informed blog about Wiki. Here

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    5. Re:Definition of Planet by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1
      Actually I should check on what Encyclopedia Britannica says about planets. Do they give a similar definition to the dictionary one?

      The Wikipedia article is merely a historical summary on definitions used. If you find any inaccuracies from your investigations, then I'd honestly be interested in hearing them. It's quite likely that an astronomer or two had a hand in writing that, though.

      I personally would put more stock into what an actual astronomer would say than any dictionary or encyclopedia. They'd know best what the most appropriate classification for a planet should be. (But it's likely there's debate between astronomers as well.)

      I like reading books too, but thank you for your concern. ;)

      I shut up now.

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  128. MODS! by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 1

    some idiot mod'd the the first post a troll, but then the response is modded "funny"

    problem is, the response doesn't make any sense without the first post, please remedy this

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  129. Dude! You slashdotted the timecube guy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you too stupid to understand the timecube can't hold up to a slashdotting? Dumbass. Now how am I supposed to find out that there are actually four days in a day?

  130. The shining, obviously... by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
    ... is Kobol's last gleaming.

    Now that we've found Kobol, we can finally find Earth.

    Err, wait..

  131. Obligatory Death Star reference by saltydogdesign · · Score: 1

    That's no moon!

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  132. This is NOT a Troll! People with mod points... by eno2001 · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...please correct the injustice of this moderation. I was trying to post something relevant and factual, and instead it gets moderated as a troll. This serves to further prove how people are just afraid to face the truth.

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  133. Perfect Name by airship · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You nailed it with the 'night all the time' bit. But it's also:
    (a) In a more eccentric orbit than any other planet.
    (b) In a longer orbit than any other planet.
    (c) In a more inclined orbit than any other planet.
    So it's more eccentric, lazier, and tipsier than any other planet. Bacchus is therefore a perfect name for it.
    Oh, and since it's so cold there should be plenty of ice for the alcholic beverages. :)

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    1. Re:Perfect Name by lommer · · Score: 1

      not to mention it's far enough away that the neighbours won't be filing noise complaints.

  134. If pluto is not a planet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    then what is goofie?

  135. that's no moon! by Kev_Stewart · · Score: 1
  136. Re: Naming Contest. RUPERT by schwal · · Score: 1

    if you dont know why read the hitchhikers guide trilogy (five books) NOW. if not, leave slashdot because you are not a geek.

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  137. Let me guess. by WindBourne · · Score: 1
    • It was broken off.
    • It is loaded with holes and cracks, with new ones appearing all the time.
    • But so far out, that it is hard to see all the holes and cracks except by very focused ametuers or professionals
    ????
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  138. What happened to Quaoar (or even Sedna)? by mdbelt · · Score: 1

    We've seen this whole thing before when NASA & JPL announced Quaoar. (See previous /. posting) OH! And lets not forget Sedna! Are they just trying to keep recycling "new planet" headlines to give themselves more attention?

  139. Astronomers note appearance of a new planet. by lcsjk · · Score: 0
    For about six days, astronomers peared through their best optical telescopes as a previously undetected object was observed beyond the planet Pluto.

    During the first day or two the new planet seemed to be almost invisible dark object seemingly surrounded by some kind of fog. Then about the third day it took on the tale-tale signs of brightness caused by water reflections although it was difficult to tell exactly what was happening. There were dumfounded as the planet took on more of a greenish cast the fourth day. Spectrometry showed that the light was very similar to that from light from some kinds of plant life on earth, and have great hopes of finding some type of life forms.

    At first the astronomers were not sure that the new object was a stable mass or whether it was just a mass of swirling gasses, but on the fifth and sixth days it seemed to have reached a stable brightness. They were still very puzzled by the changes that initially took place during the first four days. They had been glued to the scopes round the clock for four days as the new planet went through major changes, and welcomed the fact that things seemed to have stabilized during the fifth and sixth days. Pleased that the changes had stopped, and being extremely tired, on the seventh day they rested.

  140. Pluto is brighter than 17th magnitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, a 17th magnitude object is significantly less bright than Pluto. The editors / poster should remember that larger astronomical magnitudes mean DIMMER objects. Pluto is (right now) about 14th magnitude, more than ten times brighter than this 17th magnitude object.

  141. Astrology by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

    I guess this means that the bunkum spreaders will now write off all their charts as there's a new planet that's going to affect how people's lives are going to pan out.

    1. Re:Astrology by cybpunks3 · · Score: 1

      What I find interesting about astrology is that the majority of astrological thought matured at a time when we thought the last planet was Saturn.

      Today, astrology routinely incorporates Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto into the calculations almost as if they are equal in importance to the other planets. But if this is the case, then it would say that astrological readings before the discovery of these planets was a lot less accurate.

  142. 6,000 Year Old News by StarWreck · · Score: 2, Funny

    The planet's name is Nibiru. At least thats what the Ancient Sumerians called it.

    They Sumerians knew about all planets we currently know about, including Pluto which we didn't discover for ourselves until 1930. However, they also knew about a 10th planet past Pluto that they called Nibiru. According to the Sumerians, this 10th planet had a highly eliptical orbit and orbited the sun in the opposite direction to the rest of the planets.

    The Sumerian's even believed an alien race, known as the Annunaki, inhabited this planet and possessed space travel technology that allows them to visit earth while their planet is inside the asteroid belt because of its highly eliptical orbit.

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  143. Cool Picture by kf6auf · · Score: 1

    Check out this picture from Mike Brown's website. He's the one who discovered Sedna and has a bit of useful information on that site.

    I feel that Pluto should officially be considered a planetoid at least officially. But I don't especially care what they teach in Elementary School. By the time we start looking for smaller planets around other stars we'll come up with some definition of a planet and a planetoid and maybe Pluto will be grandfathered in, but it would probably just be easier to start saying now that it's a planet and not a planetoid.

  144. They went through a lengthy process to decide by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1

    Scientists: Ok fellow scientists. We have to decide on a name for this new planet. All in favor of planet X?
    Everyone: Aye
    Scientists: And now all in favor of Effram the Retarded Planet
    Peter Griffin: Ah screw you guys!

  145. If it's a Cyberplanet... by jd · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...then it HAS to be Mondas. But it's late! It should have reached perihelion in 1986.

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  146. We Apologize... by kaellinn18 · · Score: 1

    ...for the fault in the naming of the planet. Those responsible have just been sacked.

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  147. This would hose Bode's Law by silverpie · · Score: 1

    The next planet is supposed to be out at 77 AU. I vote this is a non-planet.

  148. Yes, you ARE a Troll by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    When you post drivel like this:

    Planet X will return bringing the Niburu with it as it was prophesied by Zecharaiah Sitchin. I keep telling you people, Plent X is coming and no one ever believes me. You all keep relegating it to the laughable realm of pseudoscience, but it's not and now this is obviously proof. The Niburu will return to enslave us as they did 4000 years ago

    SNIP

    People will, naturally, think you are a FUCKING LOONY and label your stuff as TROLL. Why? Because that's all a load of fantastic bullshit, and everyone with more than three working neurons knows it.

    So kindly go find a bridge to haunt and quitcher bitchin'.

    RS

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  149. Far Out and Beyond All Recovery by RedLaggedTeut · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, since we are into tech names in this thread:

    How about naming the planet(-ino)
    "foo" and its moon "bar" ?

    because cleary it is Far Out and Beyond All Recovery

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  150. "Except Pluto" by benhocking · · Score: 1

    Can you give me a concrete example? I'm trying to imagine an X that holds for planets Mercury through Uranus, but does not hold for Pluto, other than "mass is greater than Y kg". OK, I guess I can think of a few others: "orbit is less eccentric than Z", "orbital plane is less titled than W". I guess I don't see how these cause confusion, however. Can you give me an example where it is necessary to specify "except Pluto"?

    (I earned an MS in Physics/Astronomy, but have done no work in the field. For anyone interested in alternate space-time metrics, my thesis is here.)

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    1. Re:"Except Pluto" by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

      I think the key issue is time and manner of formation. The Earth's moon and the ISS, to choose an extreme example, differ in their size and orbit but the salient difference is still their history.

      The main reason for saying that "Pluto isn't a planet" is that its history is very different from the other planets.

      --MarkusQ

    2. Re:"Except Pluto" by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Eccentricity and inclination of orbit. The fact that it the only planet that's totally orbitally bound to another planet via a resonance. (There are some weak effects elsewhere, but nothing like this.) It's the only planet that's tidally locked to it's satellite. It's the only planet that does not fit into either the jovian or terrestrial categories.

      I could probably remember more, but I'm tired so I think I'll sleep now instead ;-)

  151. If it's orbit is Earth-crossing. by OgGreeb · · Score: 1

    Then call it Bellus.

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  152. Humorless mods and flamebait... by WidescreenFreak · · Score: 1

    Re:Broken Link, Naming Contest. (Score:1, Flamebait)

    I feel the humorless mods ruin Slashdot

    ...as well as those mods who not only don't have a sense of humor but also think that anyone who dares to criticize mods who don't have a sense of humor is worthy of flamebait. So, I ask again ... What's your point? >:)

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  153. Memorizing 85 planets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    would be a breeze. I can see it now...

    My very eager mother just served us nine pizzas JR179 JQ179 JP179 JO179 JH177...

    What could be so hard about that???

  154. IMHO by jd · · Score: 1
    A "working definition" of a planet/planetoid could be something that is regular, with a single core, stratified and of highly non-uniform composition.


    So, how would that work, to differentiate it from other types of object?


    Asteroids are generally very irregular in shape and are likely to have relatively little variation in their composition. Iron, nickel, magnetite, but probably not a whole lot more.


    Comets are relatively regular, seem to be stratified but the composition also seems to be pretty uniform. The Deep Impact probe didn't get a clear picture, but between it and all of the other cometary probes launched, it's pretty clear that comets have a rocky core - probably similar in composition to asteroids - with a mix of ice and organic compounds sitting on top. The core, though, seems to be a collection of rocks that are frozen together. Dead comets are piles of rock fragments, not single rocks.


    So, my "working definition" does meaningfully distinguish between planetary objects and other objects, although it's hard to test in many cases. How to distinguish between planets and planetoids? That would be tougher. If Pluto is a planet, then so is Sedna. If Sedna is a planetoid, then so is Pluto.


    How to get a good definition, though...

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  155. they found Rupert by fuck_this_shit · · Score: 1

    no text

  156. You Are Wrong by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    If you look at my posting history, you'll see that I only post decent stuff 98% of the time. The other 2% of the time I'm hoping to get "Funny" mods because after all... it's only karma. I'm guessing your sense of humor sucks.

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    1. Re:You Are Wrong by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
      OK - Sorry. I stand corrected. I think the problem is the bracketing of the questioned post wasn't sufficient to indicate its existence as "humor", i.e. it simulated the kind of trolling drivel from spaceheads so well, that it was indistinguishable from that which it parodied. In which case, it is rather convincingly loony bullshit, and you get magic karma points for doing such a convincing job.

      I was recently wronged in modding:

      when I slammed Kevin Kelly

      Was I angry? yes. did I overstate my case? Yes. But I was hardly engaged in simple flammage, which is what some fanboy for Kelly modded me.

      So I guess it all comes around. However - I complained about the flamebait rating, and people even agreed with me, but the Moderator left no response or excuse. I, at least, was willing to re-look at your post, and come to some agreement.

      I think one way to fix the modding problems is to get rid of Anonymous Coward postings. It's not like I really own a car dealership in West Gommorah, or that you're actually Brian Peter George St. John de la Baptiste from 2001 himself.

      cheers,

      RS

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  157. Not Planet X, no demotion by xihr · · Score: 2, Informative

    Planet X was thought to be a very large planet, responsible for causing apparent perturbations we were seeing in the orbit of Uranus and Neptune. When Voyager II flew by these planets and got refined measurements of their masses, the discrepancies went away. We now know that the revised data shows no perturbations, putting severe limits on very large objects to very great distances. That is, there is no Planet X, and there never was.

    There are likely all sorts of Pluto-sized objects out there, though. So finding another one is not surprising. There's nothing special about the mass of Pluto, and so some Kuiperoids will be around the same mass, and some will be more (though probably not too many). Thus, this discovery is nothing very surprising. You'd expect to find Kuiperoids more massive than Pluto out there.

    As for reigniting the "controversy" about Pluto's planetary status, probably not. There's really not much controversy here. The IAU does not have and never has had an objective definition of the word planet that Pluto succeeds or fails in meeting the criteria for. A planet is literally what we point to and say, "That's a planet." The terms are made up by us, after all; do you think Pluto cares what it's called? Do you think that somehow further enhances the study of it, knowing that it's in this classification bin but not this one?

    There have been a few serious astronomers suggesting conferring dual classification -- as both a planet and an asteroid/Kuiperoid -- to Pluto. The official proposal was never about demotion. Talk at length about removing planetary status from Pluto has largely been taking place in the popular press and by amateurs. Most actual astronomers don't care, because it doesn't matter what name you give something.

    1. Re:Not Planet X, no demotion by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

      Here's my question: is Sedna likely to have a molten core? A mantle or crust? How about Pluto? It seems to me that geological distinctions could be the way to go for defining a planet.

  158. Oblig Firefly by Barumpus · · Score: 1

    WASH: Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land,and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... This Land.

  159. Don't forget Creek... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and bring a paddle!

  160. Re:learn some grammer (doh!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    try 'grammar' doh!

  161. Ugh. More Nibiru nonsense. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Here's how counter-intelligence works:

    1. People in power become aware of an unpleasant truth which, if everybody knew about it, would upset the balance of things, (i.e., the muggles will stop working and shopping.)

    2. The people in power say, "We cannot keep this a secret. It's impossible to jam the lid down tightly enough on any secret. But we simply cannot afford to have the public become aware of this latest item."

    3. A social scientist in the back row sticks his hand up and says, "No problem. It's true that you cannot keep a secret, but you CAN prevent the people from looking or believing in the facts when they leak out."

    4. And so. . .

    5. The counter intelligence powers flood the media with dozens of conflicting bits of semi-honest confabulations. The craziest examples of which, (Nibiru) are believe wholesale by the wild-eyed crazies that nobody is going to take seriously. The rest you distribute through other outlets, resulting in things like Michael Moore and Oliver Stone films, and items like the infamous, "NASA Moon Landing was Faked Documentary", all of which has the net result of making everybody so confused and fed up that nearly every misses the real story going down.

    6. You associate 'conspiracy theory' with 'uncool', and make sure everybody has gone through an educational system which makes people so petrified of being 'uncool' that they would be happier going along with an obviously flawed official story rather than risk flexing any of their own brain muscles for fear of being laughed at.

    7. Voila! People see nothing and do nothing.

    Honestly. This Nibiru stuff is crap. --The last time I looked at that theory, the 12th planet was hollow and contained a master race which was going to attempt to invade Earth. This theory is incredibly simplistic and stupid, and with all the genuinely intriguing things going on out there, anybody who buys into this one is a serious chump.

    This is not to say that something very big isn't going on; there is. But Nibiru isn't it.

    It might have something more to do with this theory. But it may not. It might just be that a big rock was found out in space beyond Pluto.

    It will be interesting to watch how this story develops.


    -FL

  162. Another one... by Ariane+6 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just when you thought that this couldn't be bigger news, Ron Baalke at JPL has pointed out that another object, 2003 UB313, resides at 96 AU and has a diameter from 4400 km to 9900 km, assuming its albedo is between 0.05 and 0.25. Though the inclination is a bit weird (44 degrees), this may be considered planet-sized.

    http://cfa-www.harvard.edu/mpec/K05/K05O41.html

    http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/orbits/2003ub313.html

    1. Re:Another one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems to be larger than Pluto, see

      http://www.gps.caltech.edu/~mbrown/planetlila/inde x.html

      Thomas

  163. This requires further inquiry by Speefnarkle1982 · · Score: 1

    I guess this may be the actual object the world was looking for originally. Clyde Tombaugh originally discovered it looking for planet x. Planet X was supposed to be the object that accounted for the odd gravitational effects that disrupted Neptune's orbit. He found pluto kind of by accident (and Pluto never accounted for the gravity problem). I wonder if further investigation will show that this object has the gravitational influence that affect Neptune's orbit? If so, this discovery is not only big because of the distance and size of the object, but the great mystery it may solve. Good job to the guys who found this!!!

  164. Naming Suggestion by rscrawford · · Score: 1

    I say we call it Yuggoth. No reason. Just, uh, because. Yeah.

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  165. Re:I misread the title of the story below this one by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

    Sorry. But dictionary.com says site is correctly spelled, as it is a shortened form of website.

    When I go to the URL in your signature (presumably the site that is referred to just before asking what's wrong with you), it just goes to some search page. Is this intentional? If so, why?

    Have a pleasant day.

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  166. The Perturbation of Uranus by technoCon · · Score: 1

    I recall feeling skepticism when I heard the explanation that the putative perturbation of Uranus was due to erroneous observations and/or incorrect calculations. Perhaps it was a romantic attachment to the notion of Planet X. I also recall hearing that the perturbation was caused by some transcient event, something massive and unobserved just passin' thru. (A much more romantic notion.)

    NOW I'd like to know whether this new planet's orbit is such that its gravity would contribute anything to the supposed purturbation of Uranus.

    1. Re:The Perturbation of Uranus by benhocking · · Score: 1

      I concur on all accounts.

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  167. Even more interesting... by pyrrhonist · · Score: 4, Informative
    Okay, so after observations by Mike Brown (one of the discoverers of Sedna and a member of the team that was researching 2003 EL61 when the Ortiz team announced it) this appears to be KBO smaller than Pluto.

    However, there's an even more interesting thing that Mike Brown has on his page, called 2003 UB313 (a.k.a. "Lila").

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    1. Re:Even more interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apparently, Mike Brown had observed both 2003 EL61, announced by Ortiz, et al., and 2003 UB313. After getting scooped by Ortiz on 2003 EL61, Brown quickly announced 2003 UB313.

      In the event, only 2003 UB313 ("Lila") is larger than Pluto and is the first of the 700-odd Kuiper-Belt Objects (KBOs) discoevered since 1973 to have that honor, so it is presently the only real candidate for Planet X. However, its orbital inclination at 44 degrees makes it a very odd planet in comparison to the other 9.

  168. so how long until... by E8086 · · Score: 1

    so how long until we have (trans)warp drive or jump engines or FTL jump drive or hyperdrive or slip stream drive or infinite improbability drive etc or something that will allow the sending of a probe(cheaply) out there quickly and into orbit of the big rocks in question and sending back some cool pictures and detailed scans? Right now all people can do is look at it through a really big telescope, it might be a little easier if there's something in orbit relaying lots of data, or even better if there was a real live human in a scout ship. Anyone know what happened with Deep Space 1 and it ion drive? (I'm too lazy to look it up myself)

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  169. Re:This is NOT a Troll! People with mod points... by Steve+B · · Score: 1
    please correct the injustice of this moderation

    I agree that "Troll" isn't the best fit. Anybody up for signing a petition to add a "-1: Just Plain Nuts" option?

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  170. WWJO by cappadocius · · Score: 1

    WWJO: What Would Jesus Orbit?

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  171. Mod parent up! by Dobeln · · Score: 1

    This needs more attention, as it seems to be potentially even more interesting. :) C'mon - mod parent up!

  172. Planet Dubya! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's got my vote!

  173. Why is it...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it that Goofy can talk, but Pluto can't...?

    They're both dogs, after all...

  174. Wait... Amature? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article references two teams in academia... How is that amature?

  175. how about -- p4wn3d by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 1

    from here: http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/29/science/29cnd-pl anet.html

    I vote for 'p4wn3d' because....

    Dr. Brown had still hoped to hold back announcements of 2003 UB313 and another large Kuiper Belt object, 2005 FY9, until October, but his hand was tipped by Brian Marsden, director of the Minor Planet Center, who said that he was worried about hanky panky.

    Dr. Marsden said that it was possible by looking on the Internet at the logs of one of the telescopes Dr. Brown's team had been using to find out where they had been pointed. He had evidence, he said, that someone had done that and computed crude orbits of the two unannounced planetoids, "presumably" in preparation for their own observations.


    Also, in the article it says the astronomers themselves have been calling it Xena.... don't think I like that name :(

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  176. WTF by OreoCookie · · Score: 1

    If they can miss an entire planet in our solar system for decades+, what does this say about everything else they have been telling us about the far reaches of the galaxy let alone the rest of the universe?

    1. Re:WTF by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "what does this say about everything else they have been telling us"

      Nothing. Space is big.

  177. Planet Humphrey? by timothykaine · · Score: 1

    When I was in grade school they called it Planet X and/or Planet Humphrey. What ever happened to that?

  178. And yours... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    And now, The International Star^H^H^H^HPlanet Registry will let you name your own planet in our very own solar system!

    Just send $19,999.95 to Impy the Impiuos Imp c/o PayPal, and you can name a planet after your loved one!

    The name will be resigtered in book form in the U.S. Copyright Office, so you'll know it's true!

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  179. Nancy Lieder isn't going to like this... by Haggard37 · · Score: 1

    ...or maybe it will be new proof for her cause. She's the nutty woman running around telling everyone "It's comin' right for us!!!" and showing pictures of light phenomenon as her proof that Planet X is bound for earth. It will bring a pole shift and other certain destruction. By the way, it was supposed to have happened in May of 2003 but she is still trying to convince us it's STILL out there and visible to the naked eye, STILL... For a good laugh, check out http://zetatalk.com/

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  180. They're proposing 'Lila' by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 1

    This web page gives away their name:
    http://www.gps.caltech.edu/~mbrown/planetlila/inde x.html

    Lila is the name of Dr. Brown's newborn daughter by the way...

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    1. Re:They're proposing 'Lila' by millennial · · Score: 1

      Did you even read that page?
      "For those speculating that the name proposed is 'Lila' based on the web site name I must warn you that that is really just a sentimental dad's early morning naming of a web site for his three week old daughter and one should not take it too seriously!"

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    2. Re:They're proposing 'Lila' by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 1

      They added that after I posted my comment :)

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  181. Those names won't work by Rhinobird · · Score: 1

    We FOUND this planet. So we obviously can't call it Clitorum.

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  182. X==Unknown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Percival Lowell, who is most well known as a proponent for canals on Mars, called this hypothetical planet "Planet X" (X for "unknown", not the Roman numeral "ten", as only eight planets were known at the time). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_X

  183. 9 Figures by TopherTG · · Score: 1

    You know, if they were smart, they'd eBay the name off and make a killing...

  184. Obligatory Quote by Da+Fokka · · Score: 1

    They changed the name to Urectum in 2620 to get rid of that stupid joke.

  185. Sedna is Official by kf6auf · · Score: 1

    I suggest you check out this page at the bottom about "Why is it called Sedna?"

  186. The article refers to a different object. by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    The article pointed to by the link has been updated to reduce the confusion between these two new objects.

  187. Oh no! by mhollis · · Score: 1

    Now my Astrologer is going to have to recalculate everything!

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  188. end of naming game..! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...alrite stop your naming game..i have bought the planet..i am calling it 10th planet :P

  189. Planet Xena by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

    Planet X - Planet Xena

    X is the Roman Numeral for 10.

    Some more about X, now, as I have learned from late Saturday night radio mojo, "A View from Space". X is the mark of Cain. Has a prophesy come true regarding the coming of the one world government and their one world religion? Also noteworthy, the Spaceman believes that Christ was killed on a stick and the cross is the X used to mark Cain. The cross is how the X symbol is hidden. Are we in end times? Will Planet X be tossed into the inner solar system?

    If the end is coming, what would you do to take control of the situation or make life meaningful?

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  190. Maia by GenPetahhhh · · Score: 1

    I think Maia should be the name of this new planet. Maia is the Roman Goddess of Growth which is logical for the first planet in a long time to be added to the solar system. Another good reason is that Maia is the mother of Mercury. The last planet in the solar system named after the mother of the first planet. Uranus already got its name for a similar reason. Uranus is the father of Saturn and thus this name was given to the planet found further out and next to Saturn. Sure I know Maia is not that well known to most people, but this would help people learn the name.

  191. Nibiru? by paulpas · · Score: 1

    Look for The Annunaki. They have our gold.

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  192. Official Naming Guidlines by DesScorp · · Score: 1
    From the New Zealand Herald

    Sorry, but the Cal team can't name it Xena after all...

    But IAU member and astronomer Pam Kilmartin, of Canterbury University's Mt St John Observatory, said any name would have to be approved by the IAU and naming guidelines were "quite stringent"...
    The new planet was "transneptunian" - beyond Neptune - in the so-called Kuiper Belt, which meant any planet discovered there had to be named after the Greek gods of creation or gods of the underworld, Pam Kilmartin said.
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