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  1. Re:The Cloud is perfectly secure. on Google Backs Yahoo In Privacy Fight With DoJ · · Score: 1

    The worst thing about this comment is that it's not even all that much of a caricature.

  2. Re:lsusb on NSA Develops USB Storage Device Detector · · Score: 0

    okay, fine. lsusb over ssh .

  3. Re:Too easy to circumvent on NSA Develops USB Storage Device Detector · · Score: 1
  4. Re:A Lady Gaga Video is your cite? on Feds Question Big Media's Piracy Claims · · Score: 1

    Gagarolled!

  5. Re:Just ask on Feds Question Big Media's Piracy Claims · · Score: 1

    Funniest reply yet.

  6. Re:Hmmm on Woman Creates 3-D Erotic Book For the Blind · · Score: 1

    Master Robin!

    You've lost your arms in the war! ...But you grew some nice boobs.

  7. Re:I'd just like to report on Why Responsible Vulnerability Disclosure Is Painful and Inefficient · · Score: 1

    We call that a "race condition." It happens on every /. article.

  8. Re:Agism rears its ugly head again on How To Find Bad Programmers · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows humility dulls your coding instincts.

  9. Re:interesting concept on Wake Forest Researchers Swap Skin Grafts For Cell Spraying · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's a great point. Humans are exactly like mice.

  10. Re:How ironic... on How Did Wikileaks Do It? · · Score: 1

    Hey, you know what would really improve this post about Wikileaks?

    Beating the libertarianism drum!

  11. Re:Wikileaks = Enemy on How Did Wikileaks Do It? · · Score: 1

    If you understood just how gratuitously censor-happy our document-classifying authorities are, you might revise that position.

    It matters what the document is, and why it was classified.

  12. Re:First goatse on How Did Wikileaks Do It? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    WHY DOES THAT EXIST
    WHY

  13. Re:"common sense" on Look At Sick People To Give Your Immune System a Boost · · Score: 1

    "doesn't end up involved in a homicide"

    "responsible"

    lol

  14. Re:Enforcement? on Mass. Gambling Bill Would Criminalize Online Poker · · Score: 1

    It's not that it's illegal to prosecute it. As far as I know, Congress could easily pass a law to create such a crime, without running afoul of the Constitution (assuming they wrote their law to skirt around 1st-amendment protections at least. which is a big if.)

    What the 4th amendment does is create significant legal barriers in evidence-gathering to prosecute such a crime. It doesn't say "congress shall pass no law ... ", it simply promises that, if such a law is ever passed, it will remain effectively unenforcible.

  15. Re:Gambling online is completely fucking stupid on Mass. Gambling Bill Would Criminalize Online Poker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What's better: a world where the money belongs to naive innumate fools, or to exploitative hucksters?

  16. Re:And how many rapists will have to go free to fi on Mass. Gambling Bill Would Criminalize Online Poker · · Score: 2, Funny

    "While the plaintiff's story is compelling and her evidence against her attacker incontrovertible, it has come to the attention of this court that web poker is now illegal. I find the defendant not guilty and motions to appeal are hereby dismissed. This hearing is adjourned, get out of my court, you whiny victim. NOW LET'S TRY THESE GAMBLERS."

  17. Re:Enforcement? on Mass. Gambling Bill Would Criminalize Online Poker · · Score: 1

    No, but sometimes difficulty in policing something is used for the specific purpose of keeping something from becoming illegal.

    For instance, was the 4th amendment maybe designed to make crimes like "sedition" effectively impossible to prosecute? I say yes.

  18. Re:Why do photos of guns cause stress? on Look At Sick People To Give Your Immune System a Boost · · Score: 1

    Or even "whose"?

  19. "common sense" on Look At Sick People To Give Your Immune System a Boost · · Score: 1

    Okay, now where is the statistic which tells us what percentage of them are responsible?

  20. Re:Oh goody on Net Neutrality Suffers Major Setback · · Score: 1

    Thank you for your substantive, thoughtful contribution to discourse. Shithead.

  21. Re:The real question is- on Making Closed Software Act Like It's Open · · Score: 1

    sometimes those custom UI elements simply are more appropriate than the widgets that come with the OS/widget provider.

    but then sometimes they are simply included for no reason in a program in order to make it bigger. When was the last time you bought a printer or scanner (or both) for a Windows machine? I'll bet you anything that the bundled software came with some jinkety-ass homescript "hardware manager" made by HP or Canon or whatever, with a 45MB executable binary, using a statically linked UI toolkit which is both uglier and heavier than the widgets provided by Windows.

    You know they type - there's no distinction between the title bar and the rest of the window, so you can just click on *any* part of the window to drag it around. The radio buttons are actually implemented as little clickable images(stored uncompressed in the executable) that look like radio buttons.

    AUGH I HATE THEM SO MUCH

  22. Re:Oh goody on Net Neutrality Suffers Major Setback · · Score: 4, Insightful

    HINT: "Rights" never require action on the part of someone else.

    Oh, good. I'll let all the nation's court justices and bailiffs know that they can retire now and due process will carry on without them.

  23. Re:Eh? on Federal Appeals Court Says Sex Offender's Computer Ban Unfair · · Score: 1

    AsI understand the context, he was talking about capital punishment, not the judgment of sin in general.

  24. Re:Eh? on Federal Appeals Court Says Sex Offender's Computer Ban Unfair · · Score: 1

    Jesus said "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

  25. "best" on XKCD Deploys Command Line Interface · · Score: 1, Funny

    xkcd!?? But you just said "the best webcom-..

    OH I GET IT APRIL FOOLS