User: freewaybear

Re:Just wondering....

On: Dell Releases First Consumer Product with Mandriva

I wanna be a clone! I wanna suburban home!

Re:How....

On: MethLabs Shuts out PeerGuardian

Hey, the cops came and forced me out of my meth lab once.

Re:I don't see how this is "easier"

On: Trigonometry Redefined without Sines And Cosines

Will anyone be serving pi at this function?

Re:anybody remember the chant: SOH CAH TOA

On: Trigonometry Redefined without Sines And Cosines

What about this goody: Sine! sine! cosine! sine! 3.14159! (my favorite cheer)

Re:High school janitors

On: IT Departments Are A Security Risk

A rouge WAP? I didn't know they came in colors.

Re:obg.

On: Secretaries Sacked After Flamewar at Work

Evil, off-topic, Special Olympics joke: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Walking

Re:Does NASA keep the control system?

On: Send your name to Pluto

Just buy a universal remote control at Walmart, then you can control it, as well as the rest of the universe.

Re:My favorite...

On: Send your name to Pluto

I just printed a certificate for "Phil DeGraves" - Hope that no aliens take that as a suggestion...

Re:What is it about carbon?

On: New Material Harder Than Diamond

The most electronegative element is Flour, with a value of 3.98, while carbon only has a value of 2.55. I thought flour was made from seed grains! I must update my periodic table and cookbooks!

Re:Why? Why?

On: Weapons of War Now Include Lightning Guns

Is Mao Zedong related to Mao Tse-Tung?

Re:And on the sixth day..

On: Earth's Core Spins Faster than Earth

YES! That says it all.

Re:Learn a real sport

On: Only NFL Game This Year Gets Lukewarm Response

If it's a mediocre game, why are all the ratings above average?

Re:how can it be superior..

On: Firefox Hits 80,000,000 Downloads

How come this only rated a "1"?

Re:Just ignore the link in the slashdot item

On: Could IBM Shake up the Search Engine World?

Who, Uima Thurman?

Re:chum and guns

On: Could IBM Shake up the Search Engine World?

I love mixed metaphors! what's a meta for?

Re:Beer wants to be free, too.

On: Could IBM Shake up the Search Engine World?

I really, really wish beer were free.

Re:And the best part...

On: March of the Penguins Tops Box Offices

If you hate the act of gay/lesbian sex (redundant, BTW) then don't participate in it.

Re:Yuo QFail It

On: Server Makers Push Linux

What's with the pointless racist crap?