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Not The First Global Dolphin Threat

On: Armed Dolphins Released Into Gulf of Mexico

Remember the opposable thumbs scare from five years ago?

Bill Gates And The Seven Flavors of Windows

On: Windows Vista To Come In 7 Flavors

Starter Edition: Dopey
Home Basic Edition: Sleepy
Home Premium Edition: Sneezy
Professional Edition: Grumpy
Small Business Edition: Bashful
Enterprise Edition: Happy
Ultimate Edition: Doc