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Windows Vista To Come In 7 Flavors

Dionne writes "Microsoft is really milking it with this one: According to an Ars Technica report, there will be 7 versions of Windows Vista: Starter Edition, Home Basic Edition, Home Premium Edition, Professional Edition, Small Business Edition, Enterprise Edition, and Ultimate Edition." From the article: "Windows Vista Ultimate Edition is a superset of both Vista Home Premium and Vista Pro Edition, so it includes all of the features of both of those product versions, plus adds Game Performance Tweaker with integrated gaming experiences, a Podcast creation utility (under consideration, may be cut from product), and online "Club" services (exclusive access to music, movies, services and preferred customer care) and other offerings (also under consideration, may be cut from product)."

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  1. Flavours? by Lifewish · · Score: 5, Funny

    Chocolate, Vanilla, Pecan, Mint, Banana and BSOD?

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    1. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer the Neopolitan mix

    2. Re:Flavours? by Raagshinnah · · Score: 0

      One word: Falcon-Cougar-Thunderbird edition

    3. Re:Flavours? by starwed · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, we know by symmetry that there should be 8 flavors. Presumably Microsoft hasn't achieved high enough energies to find the eighth, but it's always possible before release, I guess. Getting to the fourth generation is impressive enough, though. ^_^

    4. Re:Flavours? by GoClick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most users will buy neopolitan and then only eat the chocolate out of it tho and complain about how much it cost.

      I sure hope they have Office Vista too so that people will be even more confused nothing like 14 products with the same name. The whole naming Office and Windows the same is one great big butt f*ck for IT people.

      Atleast once a month someone asks me to reinstall Office XP on their computer, means Windows XP and gives me the wrong CD and then blames me for making things too complicated and saying I knew what they meant.

      Look how fractured office comes now? And why can't I just buy Word and Excel and none of the other ass programs? No if you want both of those goodies you have to move on up the ladder.

      I sure hope the media goes ape shit over all of the confusions (they won't, they will herald it as the new wonder os)

      Good companies have shown us time and time again, too many options confuse people and make them pissed off.

      More confusion means more people using other OSes even if it isn't Linux/BSD it's better. So I welcome this new useless mash of chocolate and crap flavours down at the Microsoft campus and I hope they learn their lesson.

    5. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Don't forget the ever-popular "Pirated Version" which will be distributed exclusively on Bittorrent.

    6. Re:Flavours? by generic-man · · Score: 5, Informative

      And why can't I just buy Word and Excel and none of the other ass programs?

      Microsoft Office Word 2003 (the upgrade version is about half the price)

      Microsoft Office Excel 2003 (the upgrade version is about half the price)

      If "too many options confuse people and make them pissed off," then Linux is absolutely fucked.

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    7. Re:Flavours? by LO0G · · Score: 1

      You can buy the office apps stand-alone.

      For instance, here's Microsoft Word on Amazon.

      Just because your local Best Buy doesn't stock it on the shelves doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

    8. Re:Flavours? by ilikejam · · Score: 3, Funny

      Praline, and dick.

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    9. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My God... When will the Slashdot crowd finally stop bashing MS products and Windows in particular? Yes, I completely agree, Win95/98/Me absolutely sucked, we know it by now, get over it already; Win2K/XP are way more stable; I haven't had a BSoD on WinXP for over two years (at least) and I'm using around 5 PC's with WinXP installed. Don't like the OS? Fine, but don't use every chance you get to level it; it's becoming old, tiresome, and annoying. If Linux were such a great alternative, I could definitely understand your rants, but it has quite a lot of flaws itself when put forward as an easy-to-install, easy-to-use desktop OS (you know, the thing people out there are actually interested in). Flamebait? Trolling? Maybe, but so is the zillionth "M$ sucks" post...

    10. Re:Flavours? by liloldme · · Score: 1
      Well, hmmm.

      My Win2K/XP does give the BSOD fairly regularly, not on a daily basis but let's say once a month on average.

      Usually not a big deal, in most cases seems to be a driver problem, and more often than not relates to the OS hibernate function.

      Once it did give me a scare though, as it apparently managed to corrupt its ntfs core driver lib, and wouldn't restart at all, other than to the BSOD.

      Luckily I had a second machine and was able to find the fix on the net.

      Claiming that Win2K/XP doesn't BSOD is as much true as claiming it does so on a daily basis.

    11. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... Windows RSVP, The Best of Windows, Windows Strikes Back, Windows Does Dallas, and Windows Let's All Buy Bill Gates a house the Size of Vermont."

      http://www.jr.co.il/humor/computer3.txt

    12. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, compared to the variations of distros for Linux? Well, imo, you're not being fair to Windows variations... that's all!

      Heck, come on man: I mean, w/ Linux(es)?

      By way of comparison to Windows Vista & versions it may have out eventually/shipping??

      Heck my man, You're talking "baskin robbins" 121 flavors with Linux by way of comparison, no joke (not that it's bad imo, it's not: You get variety &/or only what you need apps & OS featureset-wise)!

      Variation of OS flavors imo, never hurt anyone. That's only my opinion/experience though, not everyones, to be fair about it.

      * :)

      (Yes, there are TONS of variants of Win32 OS' too, but I only consider the "living & currently supported models" XP onwards really... not the Win9x/ME or even 2000 (my previous fav) here, since MS no longer supports them afaik. Could be wrong here, but that's my thoughts on that & what I am using for comparison).

      APK

      P.S.=> I dunno about using "Vista" here though, I am finding that Windows Server 2003 (installed here as a workstation/pro model, it's default install really) does me JUST FINE, for all I have to do...

      Again: That's my opinion/experience only though! Others may find Vista to be one HELL of a great OS & experience whereas I do not think I will be updating/upgrading/buying into it here really... even though I am a "Pro Win32" type of computer user mostly really, though I respect what Linux 2.6x & KDE have become over time, immensely @ this point nowadays... apk

    13. Re:Flavours? by hazah · · Score: 1, Insightful
      when put forward as an easy-to-install, easy-to-use desktop OS (you know, the thing people out there are actually interested in).

      I'm sorry but windows is *not* an "easy-to-install", "easy-to-use" desktop OS. Easy for whom? Easy how? Yes, it has a built in GUI, which has a start menu. But what is this ease you speak of?

      From my personal experience with installation, I found that even tho windows is installed, the system is still quite useless after. Barely any drivers, and of course a very low quantities of programs. It never has a driver for *any* nic I ever owned, and I'm forced to use that sneakernet. Waste of time for no good reason.

      With use, it seems that I do not have the control over the system as I would like it. Some software won't run unless you're an admin (biggest pissoff). I can't utilize the multiple partitions I have the way I want to (I can't just "mount" it and have it be a transparant part of the file system. Nope, I don't even know what the equivalant for that would be, and whatever that is, it should be part of the OS anyways)

    14. Re:Flavours? by MCZapf · · Score: 2, Insightful
      $194.99 for Word alone? What a ripoff! I guess that's to make us think that Office Standard (Word, Excel, Powerpoint, Outlook) at $332.99 is a bargain.

      If Word and the Word .doc format were much more elegant and less troublesome to use, I might pay $100 for it.

    15. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's another distressing tendency on Slashdot: the parent was modded +4 insightful (even tho posted as AC! anything else by an AC is beaten like a red-headed step-child), while all the posts critical of parent were self-modded at +1 or +2.

      Looks like Microsoft has discovered Slashdot and decided to keep an army of moderators handy to boost any positive comments about their product. That must be cheaper/easier than actually improving the quality of their product and QA (what QA?) procedures.

      Kinda sad, really...

    16. Re:Flavours? by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      "When will the Slashdot crowd finally stop bashing MS products and Windows in particular? "

      When MS ans Windows will stop sucking -- probably never!

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    17. Re:Flavours? by MrJack5304 · · Score: 1

      I used to be on the same page as you with the whole "Windows isn't that bad" mentality, but let me tell you the first time I touched Mac OS X I fell in love. As a matter of fact, unless Vista really blows me away I don't think I'll ever go back to a PC. Give Mac a try sometime, you may be pleasantly surprised. And by the way, I totally agree, Linux isn't all it's cracked up to be.

    18. Re:Flavours? by MCZapf · · Score: 1
      It never has a driver for *any* nic I ever owned, and I'm forced to use that sneakernet.

      NIC? How about video card or sound card. I just love that initial boot in VGA mode.

      I can't utilize the multiple partitions I have the way I want to (I can't just "mount" it and have it be a transparant part of the file system. Nope, I don't even know what the equivalant for that would be, and whatever that is, it should be part of the OS anyways)

      Did you know that you can mount a partition as a folder? Right click on a partition in the Disk Management Tool and select "Change Drive Letter and Path. (Control Panel...Administrative Tools...Computer Management...Storage...Disk Management) The folder you mount to has to be in an NTFS partition.

    19. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up!

      If you really want some Windows love-in, how about fucking off to Scoble's weblog and sucking his dick instead of posting this drivel here.

      I'm sick of people defending Microsoft here - seven different version of the operating system is fucking dumb. End of story.

    20. Re:Flavours? by ifwm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I'm sorry but windows is *not* an "easy-to-install", "easy-to-use" desktop OS. "

      Compared to Linux it is.

    21. Re:Flavours? by ifwm · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Good companies have shown us time and time again, too many options confuse people and make them pissed off."

      Yeah, Baskin Robbins and Campbell's soup really have a hard time.

      Oh, wait you are making shit up

    22. Re:Flavours? by quazee · · Score: 1

      can't utilize the multiple partitions I have the way I want to (I can't just "mount" it and have it be a transparant part of the file system

      Untrue.
      You can mount any filesystem (even a CD/DVD-ROM) to an empty folder in another mounted NTFS filesystem. Even the GUI allows that.
      You can even mount the same drive/partition to several NTFS folders and/or drive letters.
      So, you can have tons of partitions/CDROMs/USB drives/whatever and still only have a single drive letter.
      Although, there is a lot of broken software (CD copy-protections, etc.), which will incorrectly assume that CDROM has its own drive letter.

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    23. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that in the Windows world, "Standard" = crippleware and you get charged an extra barrowload of cash for something that's *still* not quite the equal of an everything-but-the-kitchen installation of any typical Linux distro, in terms of either quantity/quality of apps or the reliability of the OS.

    24. Re:Flavours? by InfinitePudding · · Score: 0, Troll

      I don't think that Windows Fanboys exist. Everyone I've ever known that uses Windows seemed to barely tolerate it because THEY HAVE NO CHOICE in the matter. They either have to use it because that's what's available at work... can't justify spending money on a Mac right now (even a Mini)... or don't know about / or REFUSE to use Linux.

      I think these pro-Windows comments are written by MS employees.

      Seriously. Isn't it possible that MS might be encouraging its worker-bees to spend some of that hour or two that's lost to websurfing... to post pro-windows comments in prominent forums on the web?

      It's free advertising AND it pisses off the Linux zealots.

      And just to stay on-topic... 7 version of Vista? What are they smoking? When you provide someone with that many versions, they're always going to think that they got the "wrong" one and resent you.

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    25. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Utter bullshit! Granted we're still on Windows 2000 but the installer sucks compared to mainstream linux distros. How can it take 2 hours to format a drive and copy over some binaries? I can almost complete a stage3 gentoo install in that time; jesus fucking christ!

    26. Re:Flavours? by sbeast702 · · Score: 0

      Office 2003 Basic is good... Word, Excel and Outlook for ~$170.

    27. Re:Flavours? by anagama · · Score: 0

      Redundant? Hardly. Seems all I see here anymore is comments about how linux sucks and windows rocks. Including here, in the context of a story where it is obvious that MS is trying to milk it's monopoly. Keep it up fanboys -- pretty soon you'll have to call MS everytime you switch USB thumbdrives, won't be able to use the OS without being connected to the net, and will have to pay through the nose for the privilege. Anyway, to recap my non-redundant post:

      Welcome to Slashdot WF Edition, in which Windows fanbois ("WF") rule, not a negative word can be said about MS without the WFs coming out of the woodwork, and linux sucks. WTF!

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    28. Re:Flavours? by snilloc · · Score: 1

      Most BSOD problems I get happen in conjunction with the user-switching. If the switch-user feature is used, about 1/3 of the time it BSODs on shutdown. I've looked into it, and Microsoft is "aware" of the problem, and has issued a hotfix that doesn't seem to work for me. The box is otherwise fully patched.

    29. Re:Flavours? by DarkYoshi · · Score: 1

      *cough*stef*cough* If you don't get that, then I'm sorry that you're a member of slashdot.

    30. Re:Flavours? by anagama · · Score: 4, Informative

      "I'm sorry but windows is *not* an "easy-to-install", "easy-to-use" desktop OS."

      Compared to Linux it is.

      Oh for cryin' out loud -- I seriously don't know how much easier it can get to install linux anymore. Pick a major distro, any distro, pop in cd or dvd, answer a couple questions (i.e., keyboard layout, time zone, use entire disk (or freespace), username, password (type it twice), wait awhile, done). No endless install driver, reboot, install driver, reboot, install driver, reboot, install software, reboot. When linux is done, it's done for 90% of what people want -- surf net, read email, write papers. And adding the extra things just isn't that darn hard (e.g., in ubuntu, fire up synaptic and click little checkboxes and then press "install", similar process with Suse YaST, and I'm sure RH/Fedora is just as easy).

      It is a bald faced lie to say linux is hard to install. The fact is, it's becoming SO darn easy that I fear linux is going to loose it's geek coolness factor -- anyone who can put a CD in a computer has all the skills necessary to install linux right now.

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    31. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fanboys are by definition mentally retarded subhumans, so Linux and Mac can have 'em.

    32. Re:Flavours? by mangu · · Score: 1, Troll
      I haven't had a BSoD on WinXP for over two years (at least) and I'm using around 5 PC's with WinXP installed.


      True, you won't get a BSOD on XP, ever, because it reboots automatically on failure. But that's *not* an improvement over 95/98, it's a step backwards because you eliminate some evidence that could be used to improve the situation. It took me a while to find out that there was an option in my game machine to make it stop dead on BSOD, instead of rebooting. When I finally got to see that screen, I found that I had to update a driver.


      Don't like the OS? Fine, but don't use every chance you get to level it; it's becoming old, tiresome, and annoying.


      What I find most annoying is the fact that I have to use an OS that sucks in order to play some games. At work I use Linux only, but I still need some MS OS to play most 3d games. Until the time when I can choose freely the best OS according to my experience, I will complain about the shortcomings of an OS that I'm forced to use against my will.


      an easy-to-install, easy-to-use desktop OS


      XP is certainly not an easy-to-install OS, it's usually a pre-installed OS, which is an entirely different thing. These days, if you do an install from scratch, Linux is easier to install. I found that when I upgraded my disk to a SATA 200Gb. With Linux everything is on a couple of CDs, with XP you have to go looking for those installation disks that you misplaced long ago. I still have a scanner that doesn't work under XP, about six months after I installed the OS. Not to mention those equipment, like a JVC camcorder that I had, where the only driver I could find raised a pop-up complaining that the hardware driver wasn't kosher in some way.

    33. Re:Flavours? by jrockway · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It all comes down to knowing what you're doing. If you know how to work around Windows' stupidity (Hey, I have a driver right in this folder... just fucking let me select it) then I guess Windows is fine. After you've loaded Anti-Virus that is. And a new web browser. And some anti-spyware software. And a firewall.

      Now that 60% of your memory is used up, you can start thinking about which $500 applications you want. A word processor and spreadsheet maybe? $500. Maybe some photo editing software? $700. You get my point. Easy to use out of the box, sure. That's because it can't do anything out of the box... and you've already spent $150 on it!

      I personally will stick with Linux which has no box and a new piece of software is just an apt-get away.

      Even if you manage to do everything you want to do with free software under Windows, you still have to go out and find it every damn time you re-install. And you have to keep it up to date yourself, there's nothing that automates that. Easy to use indeed.

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    34. Re:Flavours? by jswalter9 · · Score: 1

      but it's always possible before release

      Seems to me anything is possible before release given microsoft's predilection for pushing back releases.

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    35. Re:Flavours? by squidsoup · · Score: 1

      that's misleading. the pricing model for Office discourages you from buying just one or two of the components. IIRC, buying both Word and Excel together is only slightly less expesnsive than buying Office in its entirety.

    36. Re:Flavours? by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the ever-popular "Pirated Version" which will be distributed exclusively on Bittorrent.

      You know, I don't think it will as much as some would expect. By that time, Linux will be more mature, and the hardware requirements for Vista are kinda rediculous (1gb ram recommended).

      I already explained to the wife that she needs to get used to Linux, because we will not have a copy of Vista anywhere in the house, at any price. We will phase out XP (mainly used on the media center now is all) and either switch to Mac (not as likely) or begin using FreeBSD and/or Linux on the other systems. Even at work, I talked the boss out of new software updates, hoping to have some Linux alternatives in the next year. Already, all the servers are Linux.

      I don't mind proprietary software, and I don't actually hate MS, I am just tired of their products costing too much, requiring too much hardware, having terrible security, and just being too difficult to backup/manage/clone, mainly due to their paranoia about piracy. They are effectively making their product worth much less and the hassles too high to give me a reason to keep upgrading.

      Even if Linux/FreeBSD doesn't get easier on the desktop, it will look better because MS is making Windows MUCH harder to live with.

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    37. Re:Flavours? by mikis · · Score: 1

      So different versions of Windows are "milking the monopoly", but 1001 different version and distribution of Linux is a "good thing" because it gives you "freedom of choice"?

    38. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is right, you can mount a partition as a folder. But it has a little ..er.. safety net: can't delete folders.

      There's also VirtualCD, that mounts ISO images, BTW.

    39. Re:Flavours? by lewp · · Score: 1

      Considering almost all of those 1001 different versions are completely free, and Linux doesn't have a monopoly on anything, I'd say that's a fair assessment.

      Something wrong?

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    40. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right!

      Windows should include all the applications any user would ever need!

      Oh wait, people are already shooting MS for including a media player and a web browser. What would happen if tomorrow they include everything but the kitchen sink?

    41. Re:Flavours? by mikis · · Score: 1
      These days, if you do an install from scratch, Linux is easier to install. I found that when I upgraded my disk to a SATA 200Gb. With Linux everything is on a couple of CDs, with XP you have to go looking for those installation disks that you misplaced long ago.

      Huh? Windows XP installation comes on ONE installation disk (as in CD). And if you install it on SATA HDD, you will probably need to copy drivers to (one) floppy. So you boot from XP CD, than insert driver floppy when asked. Yeah, very difficult.

      I still have a scanner that doesn't work under XP, about six months after I installed the OS.

      So it is Microsoft fault that your scanner manufacturer abandoned the product and didn't bother to make XP drivers?
    42. Re:Flavours? by fishlet · · Score: 4, Informative

      "It is a bald faced lie to say linux is hard to install."

      Well I hope I'm not being redundant on someone elses comment here, but the trueness (or falseness) or your statement has everything to do with what you call a complete linux installation.

      If you mean getting the linux kernel, a handful of common apps, and the X desktop at a standard resolution installed... then I agree with you 100%.

      But, If you mean getting linux installed so that it can interface with my digital camera, connect seamlessly with my palm handheld, read my SD cards without playing games, or play encrypted DVD's without installing extra libraries.... then I'd have to disagree with you. All these things are much easier to get done in Windows.

    43. Re:Flavours? by JohnnyBigodes · · Score: 1

      It's about technical stuff, not ice creams. The average Joe can easily decide among 30 flavors of ice cream because he already tasted 300 different kinds of food. However, being it already hard as it is for him/her to use ONE operating system, how about trying to explain the differences among SEVEN of them, especially when they all seem like the same.

    44. Re:Flavours? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      No it isn't. The question was "why can't I just buy Word and Excel without having to buy the whole of Office", the answer is "you can - look". The fact that it doesn't save you very much money is irrelevant, the point is you can do it if you want.

    45. Re:Flavours? by JohnnyBigodes · · Score: 1

      I hate Windows lovers who never happened to have many problems with their installs as much as anyone, but that argument there...

      Yes, it's really stupid that Microsoft has seven versions of Windows, however... how many different Linux distros are there? 30? 50? 100+?

    46. Re:Flavours? by CableModemSniper · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Have you ever interacted with real, living people? There are plenty of pro-windows people who don't work for microsoft, and know what they are doing. Yes, they ocassionally bitch about a BSOD, but then I've been known to bitch about X locking up, or having to relaunch the finder. Doesn't mean they don't like Windows. Some people really do. Its not some giant MS conspiracy.

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    47. Re:Flavours? by einhverfr · · Score: 1


      But, If you mean getting linux installed so that it can interface with my digital camera, connect seamlessly with my palm handheld, read my SD cards without playing games, or play encrypted DVD's without installing extra libraries.... then I'd have to disagree with you. All these things are much easier to get done in Windows.


      I don't own a palm, so I can't say for that....

      But:

      Interface with digital camera: Check (how exactly depends on your camera model, but that is no different than Windows-- in reality there are only two ways to do it. Either through gphoto, or as a USB hard drive/MSC device).

      Read SD cards: Your card reader is a USB MSC right? If so, check.

      Play encrypted DVD's.... You know, Windows doesn't do this either :-) You only think it is easy because your computer vendor shipped you a CD with WinDVD on it. Thank the DMCA for the requirement to download this software on Linux (and then technically you might be breaking the law, but IANAL)...

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    48. Re:Flavours? by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      1. OS CD
      2a. One driver CD, if you've already gone out and downloaded all your system drivers and burnt them to a single disk.
      2b. Multiple driver CDs, because you'll need to download them all separately to keep them up to date.
      (Multiple reboots needed to get all the drivers up and running, don't screw around with mulitple driver installs if you are installing ANYTHING from ATI. ATI drivers=follow the order to reboot)
      3. Office, or OpenOffice
      4. SP2 and Patches. Or do you download all ~200 megs of updates the first time you logon?
      5. Printer drivers. You don't download that absurd 200 meg download from hp.com, do you?
      6. (Possibly multiple disks) All the other necessary utility software you've got. Winrar. Firefox. Thunderbird. Google Desktop. Gimp. Your-favorite-flavor-of-IM software. Anti virus software. Anti-spyware software, usually two flavors. A proper firewall.

      That's *AT LEAT* 6 disks. Probably more.

      With linux? I install from the one DVD that comes with my distribution. All the software I could possibly use comes in that install.

      There's ONE reboot. Not multiple reboots.

      Installing Linux is a much easier process than installing Windows.

      The proper counter-argument is not that Windows is easier to install. It's not: Linux is. The proper counter-argument is that unless you game (update drivers all the time), or have sketchy hardware, you won't end up reinstalling Windows very often. As such, it doesn't really matter that its a bigger hassle.

      But it MOST DEFINITELY is much more difficult to install XP than, say, SuSE 9.3.

      One DVD >> ~6 CDs

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    49. Re:Flavours? by mikis · · Score: 1

      Yes, considering that you can download and install any(*) of those Linux distributions for free, and that both Linux and Windows (and Mac OS and BSD...) are operating systems, doing basicaly the same thing... How exactly Windows qualifies as monopolly?

      It's not that anyone forces you to use it, just download/buy any of the alternatives and use it.

      So if you say that MS has monopolly on Windows OS market, I'll say that Linux has monopolly on..um... market of OS'es using Linux kernel?

      (* not all of the Linux distributions are "completely free", and please don't start this "free as in this vs. free vs. that" argument)

    50. Re:Flavours? by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      Hear Hear!

      And the other point:
      Linux's different distributions are usually architectural or selection issues. You've got minimal distros. You've got user-friendly distros. You've got complex distros. You've got compile from source distros; Gnome and KDE distros, Live distros, flash, etc. . .

      Windows 'distributions' are usually differentiated by a registry key and one or two different software packages. Everything else is the same, and I'd guess that although the various editions might be missing front-ends to different packages, the back-end libraries are all there.

      LOL. It would be absolutely hilarious if MS introduced its own version of RPM hell on Windows. "This product is not compatible with Professional Corporate edition of Vista. Please purchase Standard Ultimate edition, or Media Plus Edition. May require the following packages X, Y, and Z in order to function correctly on Media Standard edition, and recommend Professional Ultimate for full functionality."

      hehe. That'll be *great*.

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    51. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It is a bald faced lie to say linux is hard to install.

      Linux is hard to install on my computers.

      Take my first home-built system, please: a 1.8GHz Celeron, 512MB RAM, onboard video, AGP GeForce4, Sound Blaster 5.1, using that wonderfully user-friendly, easy-to-install Ubuntu (4 or 5, same results):

      On first boot, it defaults to displaying on the onboard video, giving a blank screen if the monitor is plugged into the GeForce4, even if the onboard video is disabled in the BIOS. It can be fixed, and it's not difficult if you already know how to reconfigure the X server.

      On first boot, my nVIDIA card doesn't have the proper drivers installed. It certainly isn't difficult, but it requires a driver install, then a restart of the X server.

      On first boot, my wireless card isn't properly detected. It can be fixed, and it's not difficult if you already know how to install and use Windows wireless drivers, and yours happens to be supported (in my case, not yet).

      On first boot, my Sound Blaster 5.1 isn't detected as a sound card. It can be fixed, and it's not difficult if you already know how to recompile the kernel.

      When installing Windows 2000, yes, I have to install drivers. The process for that: Double click, maybe reboot. You don't have to know a damn thing to do that. It is easier to install Windows 2000 on my computer; Linux is comparatively hard to install.

      Note that I'm not saying that this is true for all computers, but it is true for my computer, and it disproves your assertion that it is a bald faced lie to say linux is hard to install.

      I just said it, and it's true for me. Therefore, it's not a lie. If I'm a computer user who has a video card AND onboard video, and I try to install Ubuntu and get a black screen on first boot, yes, Linux is a bitch to install. If I'm a computer user who doesn't know how to recompile a Linux kernel to support specific, unsupported hardware, yes, Linux is a huge bitch to get to work. And if you don't have a wireless card that your distro of Linux natively supports, it can be a bitch to get it to work.

      On my Dell? ATI video card drivers are bitchy. On my last homebuilt system? Sound is again a bitch to set up. The only computer I own on which Linux has never been difficult to install is my G3 iMac.

      Many of those things aren't Linux's fault - hardware vendors are stupid, I know - but being faultless doesn't make it easier to install on some systems.

      Unless you only mean that it's not difficult to get Linux to boot from the hard drive of a computer - and even then, there are problems that, for some, would make it hard to do - then no, for the most part and for many people it's not hard. But to say that "it is a bald faced lie to say linux is hard to install" just makes those who can't, for legitimate reasons, easily install it feel stupid.

    52. Re:Flavours? by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      1. Yes, those Linux distributions are free. I don't know what you are talking about.

      Yes, those companies charge for distribution to you. But if I had a copy of them, I could distribute it to you for free.

      2. MS has a monopoly on system preloads. Preloaded system count for 95% of PC marketshare. You cannot buy a pre-built system without paying the MS tax. If any manufacture starts to sell pre-built systems without a Windows license, their OEM Windows price goes up. That's illegal use of monopoly power.

      It's not there users don't have a choice in what they can install on their systems. They don't have a choice in whether or not they pay the MS tax on a prebuilt system, even though there may be market demand for such systems.

      And they can't exactly forsake the OEM MS market, either--- its the chicken and the egg--> MS are a necessary part of sales, and will be, until a substantial number of manufactures sell non-MS systems. You can't look at OS avaliablity in stores; it simply doesn't matter. 95% of the PC market is preloads, and that is simply dominated by MS.

      They were found guilty of being a monopoly by a U.S. court. Get over it.

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    53. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The fact is, it's becoming SO darn easy that I fear linux is going to loose it's geek coolness factor


      And that folks is why Linux will never become a mainstream desktop OS.


      Thank god....


      That and it doesn't have any applications that anyone wants - but don't tell the zelot's that! There is more to using a computer than installing the operating system. It's about the applications, stupid!

    54. Re:Flavours? by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, I've met several of these Fanbois.

      Many of them are auxiliary MS employees. This means they work in an MS shop, and have been trained on MS tools. They are blind to anything else, and simply see problems with MS products as 'The Way things Work'.

      They ignore problems with MS products, or equate them with Marketshare problems of Linux/Mac. To them, although Windows may have its problems, Linux/Mac must obviously have more serious problems, or the software/hardware selection on those platforms wouldn't be so bad.

      To these people, marketshare=success. Few experience true joy in their workplaces, and many do not have a good understanding of the various layers of abstraction in the computing world. They consider themselves power-users, but rarely understand what actually goes on in the system.

      These people are usually in the middle bracket of computing knowledge. I find that 'noobs' are easy to convert to Linux or Mac; they don't know how to do it in Windows, so its simply for them to learn the Linux/Mac way. I find that true experts are also easy to convert. Help them solve a last problem or two, or given them a brief introduction, and a few weeks later they'll be showing you things you haven't figured out yourself later.

      It's the people in the middle that carry the MS banner.

      I just realized this will start the mother of all flamewars, but oh well ;-)

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    55. Re:Flavours? by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      No.

      Try SuSE 9.3

      Everything you listed but encrypted DVD's works out of box.

      1. Palm sync. Check. (Tested myself, on this system)
      2. SD cards. Check. (Tested myself, on this system)
      3. Camera. Check. (Tested myself, on this system).

      For that, you need a licensed DVD player. Just like on Windows!

      You think DVD's play out of box on Windows???

      Intervideo makes LinDVD. Cyberlink makes PowerDVD for Linux. Or you can install Ogle, from RPM, from http://unix.freshmeat.net/projects/ogle/.

      Either way, you need DVD playback software licensed by the CCA.

      Everything, and I mean *everything*, works the same way on Windows.

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    56. Re:Flavours? by GoldAnt · · Score: 0

      Well, heaven forbid that linux would want to scoop up the newbs and save them from windows, best get rid of those darn install cds each distro has...

    57. Re:Flavours? by brother+bloat · · Score: 1

      Seven flavors means that Microsoft will be charging lots for Vista.

      Because Microsoft has a virtual monopoly on the Operating Systems market, the laws of supply and demand alone no longer determine what they should charge. By overcharging customers, inefficiencies are introduced into the market, and Microsoft loses out (read any introductory economics text to see why).

      In order to partially compensate, Microsoft will now offer different versions of Vista, catering to the variations in deposable income available across its customer base. People who don't have much money (but want/need to buy Vista) will decide on the Starter Edition package. However, the starter edition will be so severely crippled that most people will want to buy "better" packages.

      On the other end of the spectrum, extreme gamers with tons of cash (or rich nerds who haven't discovered Linux or OS X) will be purchasing the Vista Ultimate edition. In other words, Microsoft will be maximizing its profit by charging as much as people are willing to spend for Vista. From Microsoft's point of view, it costs nothing more (aside from the neglegable cost of additional CD's or DVD's, if needed) to sell the Starter edition or the Ultimate edition, once both have been developed.

      It is probably worth pointing out that any company offering a "deluxe" version of their product is doing the same thing, to some extent. Also, in Microsoft's defense, it seems that some of the Vista flavors will be catered toward small businesses, enterprises, etc, so it's not quite as simple as I'm pretending. Nevertheless, the fact that Microsoft is offering 7 flavors, with multiple flavors being targeted towards similiar interest groups (but with varied bank account sizes) is just another Microsoft attempt to squeeze every penny out of its customer base.

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    58. Re:Flavours? by Darth+Daver · · Score: 1

      "If "too many options confuse people and make them pissed off," then Linux is absolutely..."

          That is one of the main objections against Linux voiced by computer illiterate Joe Sixpack on Slashdot. "I'm confused. Which ditribution should I use? I don't like to think. I fear choice. Please don't make me read or use my brain. Don't ask me questions like, "What do you want to name your computer?"" So why is Microsoft aping this strategy of providing many flavors of their server and desktop OS, especially since it is one company instead of numerous, competing, specialized distros?

          Honestly, Joe Sixpack never chooses. He runs the OS that comes with the computer. He is generally incapable of replacing the OS unless he knows someone who will do it for him.

    59. Re:Flavours? by mikis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure. You will need 5-10 CD's to install Windows. *IF* you are clueless enough, or simply do not know (and do not want to know) anything about computers.

      Otherwise, you can put ALL of that on one DVD, and install it with no more than few reboots. All you need is program like UltraISO, and a guide like this. You know, you CAN slipstream SP2, and all the latest patches and drivers into Windows installation. And use simple unattend.txt file to set defaults to most installation options (CD key, keyboard setting, resolution, time zone).

      BTW. I hate too HP's 200MB drivers... but do you know why it is that big? Because they include entire Apache Tomcat + Java RE with it!!!

    60. Re:Flavours? by mikis · · Score: 2, Insightful
      1. Yes, those Linux distributions are free. I don't know what you are talking about.

      Yes, those companies charge for distribution to you. But if I had a copy of them, I could distribute it to you for free.

      Please someone send me a copy of latest RHEL. If you think that I can buy one copy of RHEL 4 and run it on several servers (even though I don't need Redhat's up2date/RHN services), you should most definately read the license conditions.

      2. MS has a monopoly on system preloads. Preloaded system count for 95% of PC marketshare. You cannot buy a pre-built system without paying the MS tax. If any manufacture starts to sell pre-built systems without a Windows license, their OEM Windows price goes up. That's illegal use of monopoly power.

      That is simply not (any longer) true. Yes, you CAN buy PC system with no Windows preloaded, ie. with FreeDOS, Knoppix or even Ubuntu. And you can buy it from top tier companies like Dell, HP or IBM (sorry, Lenovo).
    61. Re:Flavours? by i.of.the.storm · · Score: 1

      Agreed. with no experience whatsoever, I installed slackware linux which is reputed to be one of the more difficult distros. In under 30 minutes too.

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    62. Re:Flavours? by jcr · · Score: 1

      When will the Slashdot crowd finally stop bashing MS products and Windows in particular?

      Hey, Bill! Thanks for dropping by! To answer your question: maybe when they cease to suck?

      Win2K/XP are way more stable

      More stable than what, exactly? MS's previous efforts? Sorry, that doesn't make them acceptable.

      If Linux were such a great alternative,

      Actually, Linux isn't all that great, it just looks great compared to MS's crap.

      -jcr

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    63. Re:Flavours? by Mancat · · Score: 1

      Some software won't run unless you're an admin (biggest pissoff).

      Learn to use 'runas' to run certain applications with Administrative priveleges. Most of the time, a program that "wants" to be run as Administrator only wants full R/W access to its installation directory and registry keys. Setting full access rights to the folders and registry keys for your limited-level user will usually solve this, and allow you to run said program without having to use runas.

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    64. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Oh for cryin' out loud -- I seriously don't
      > know how much easier it can get to install
      > linux anymore.

      Nonesense. As a 10+ year Unix software developer
      and sometimes admin who has done nothing but
      Linux for the last five I can honestly say you
      are full of it. Having also had to install and
      use Windows (for non-programming) during that
      some time period I can say without reservation
      that comared to installing Windows, Linux is a
      major pain. To this very day you have to do
      a substantial amount of configuring Linux by
      hand and Linux installations tend to be very
      "fragile". It doesn't take much to send the
      install process into a tail-spin leaving the
      user to figure out how to fix the now broken
      install.

    65. Re:Flavours? by InfinitePudding · · Score: 0

      I've had 100s of real living friends / co-workers / casual acquaintances over the years. If they like Windows, they've kept it a secret. :) Equal time... the Mac people that I've known LOVE their Macs. I've known some happy Linux people as well.

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    66. Re:Flavours? by InfinitePudding · · Score: 0

      Looks like the Windows Fanbois have mod points today. :)

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    67. Re:Flavours? by rapidweather · · Score: 1

      My remaster of Knoppix linux "installs" in a few minutes. There are lots of livecd linux distros out there that do that. Don't even have to come up with a username and password, either. I have Firefox 1.5, Thunderbird, and Opera. A wizard for WvDial. Also have a bunch of mouse cursor themes built in, switch to another in less than 15 seconds if the default theme is not what you want. (see screenshots, below)

    68. Re:Flavours? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      >It never has a driver for *any* nic I ever owned

      You have to be kidding, right? What do you use, some kind of 20-year-old card you scrounged out of a Kaypro? I've never seen a NIC that wasn't supported by Windows. Sure, if your hardware is East German war surplus, Windows might not support it, but then you should join the 21st century.

      >I can't just "mount" it and have it be a transparant part of the file system

      You can if you use NTFS. You _do_ use NTFS, right?

      Really, Windows supports and obscene variety of hardware. Sure, it's far from perfect, and MS's software development is managed by idiots, but at last make fair criticisms.

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    69. Re:Flavours? by Ucklak · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I call bullshit.

      Out of the box comparisons:
      To play Quake 3 with a typical Nvidia Video Card

      To play Quake 3 on Linux-->

      - Install distribution.
      - 30 minutes later, Reboot
      - Download and install Nvidia Driver
      - **Edit 3 lines in xorg.conf
      - restart X or reboot
      - Install Quake 3
      - Frag away
      - Updates can happen automatically and don't requre reboots

      To play Quake 3 on Windows-->
      - Install Version
      - 1 hour later, reboot
      - install video card drivers
      - reboot
      - get updates
      - reboot
      - Install direct X
      - reboot
      - Install Quake 3
      - Frag away

      If you're so much an idiot that you can't edit 3 lines in a simple text file then you're either an AOL user or only use webmail for email.

      NO Unix admin for 10+ years would ever say that Windows is easier.
      If you say Linux is a pain, you aren't using ANY distribution but putting it together from source yourself but you're lying anyway.

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    70. Re:Flavours? by sgant · · Score: 1

      Oh I agree...I never used the Linux before and I heard that the Gentoo linux is kinda cool and powerful, so I just put in the CD and it pretty much installed itself! VERY easy to install and only took like 12 minutes to install.

      And everything was plug and play too. Just plug in a printer and it instantly saw what it was and set it up perfectly!

      Yes, Windows is very hard to install. I tried installing that and it took 7 hours just to read the CD and compute my time-zone. What a nightmare!

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    71. Re:Flavours? by hazah · · Score: 1

      So I can... say have my "Documents and Settings" all neatly tucked away in a separate partition? I remember windows fighting me over that issue. I want it as transparant as mount. Anything less is just weird to bother with.

    72. Re:Flavours? by Barryke · · Score: 1

      lets take this a step further (or back, if you will)

      MS-DOS is at least as easy to install as linux.

      woohoo i won!

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    73. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Yes, it's really stupid that Microsoft has seven versions of Windows, however... how many different
      > Linux distros are there? 30? 50? 100+?

      But you know what? At least you might stand a chance of knowing which distro you're running. What's going to happen next is conversations like this:

      fanboy: I can't get this file to run
      poor bastard: Which version of Windows are you using?
      fanboy: Vista! The new one!
      poor bastard: Yeah, but which Vista? There's seven different flavours
      fanboy: How the fuck should I know? Whichever one Dell put on it I guess - fix my computer now, bitch!

      And let's not even begin to comtemplate the fun when various applications just won't install any more. Did you think SQL Server and Exchange not installing on Server 2003 was funny? Wait until your favourite games won't install.

    74. Re:Flavours? by SnprBoB86 · · Score: 1

      "It is a bald faced lie to say Linux is hard to install."

      I agreed and disagree.

      I've installed Ubuntu a bunch of times and it is cake to do so. But after installation, despite the hype, it is not "immediately useful". You still need to install a lot of software and Synaptic/apt only helps if you know exactly what it is you are looking to install. And even then many problems can arise.

      After installation, the average computer user is dumped to the gnome Desktop with no ability to setup or configure the system to their liking. They can't just pop in the CDs that came with their printer, iPod, web cam, or other accessories and expect them to work with the ease a Mac or Windows machine can. They can't just browse to a web site and watch a video or flash movie without minor headaches.

      Installing Linux has become easier and that is a great accomplishment, but it is still not easy to "setup" a Linux machine.

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    75. Re:Flavours? by Hymer · · Score: 1

      ...and who are you to compare ??
      ...when have you latest installed a Linux ??
      ...when have you latest made a full Windows installation (full = non-OEM Windows on a clean system) ??

      I do both... on workstations, laptops and servers...

    76. Re:Flavours? by Mister+J · · Score: 1

      Windows for Vacuum Cleaners?

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    77. Re:Flavours? by jlarocco · · Score: 1

      To use a lame joke: 1998 called, they want their version of Linux back.

      Suse 9.3 does everything you mentioned except DVDs. You need to buy software for that, just like under Windows. It even recognized my wireless card. I have no reason to believe it's different under any other recently released major distro.

      People who say Linux is too hard for regular people to install have never seen regular people use a computer. The idea of regular people installing anything makes me shudder.

    78. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Please someone send me a copy of latest RHEL. If you think that I can buy one copy of RHEL 4 and
      > run it on several servers (even though I don't need Redhat's up2date/RHN services), you should most
      > definately [sic] read the license conditions.

      Who the fuck marked this as 'insightful'?

      You can download and install RHEL on as many servers as you want. What you're paying for is the *support*, dumbass (y'know, the thing you pay MS $250 per incident for?). That's what you don't get for free, someone capable of reading the man pages (or reading *AT ALL*, going by your fucking 'insightful' comments). The thing you claim you don't need, because obviously you're going to do all that patching by hand.

    79. Re:Flavours? by PierceLabs · · Score: 1

      BSOD comes mixed in with all the flavors.

    80. Re:Flavours? by bankman · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Otherwise, you can put ALL of that on one DVD, and install it with no more than few reboots. All you need is program like UltraISO, and a guide like this. You know, you CAN slipstream SP2, and all the latest patches and drivers into Windows installation. And use simple unattend.txt file to set defaults to most installation options (CD key, keyboard setting, resolution, time zone).

      The real question is, why does a user have to do this? It's pointless and a waste of time, since the software supplier should have already done that for you. The same goes for updates. Tracking security updates from 30 different vendors is idiotic, it should a one command/click thing, very much like apt-get or yum.

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    81. Re:Flavours? by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      That's the point, though.

      You need to do-it-yourself. DIY install.

      Not so with Linux.

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    82. Re:Flavours? by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 3, Informative

      RHEL is, indeed, free.

      The *only* thing you pay for is support.

      Link here:
      http://www.redhat.com/software/rhel/eval/

      You sign up for the 'evaluation'. You get the full install, and a one month subscription.

      You do not get updates after one month.

      With RHEL, you aren't paying for the software, you are paying for the support. Period.

      More information:
      https://www.redhat.com/archives/redhat-migration-l ist/2003-November/msg00025.html

      The source will always be avaliable from Redhat. Period. It's a free product.

      Don't expect someone to wrap the package up for you and present it in a usable form, with free updates, though. They aren't under any license requirement, and they've already given you the full source. Don't you think its a little ungrateful to ask for more?

      About the pre-built systems:

      Wow. I wasn't aware of that. I just saw that on Dell's small business site. And you even save ~$75 per system, which is great. That's definitely a good thing. A caveats, however: you can't get a laptop like that. And you won't get proper hardware support (like dell's non-standard compliant ACPI implementations). Still, that's really just a small quibble.

      I don't remember seeing that option before, but I guess its been awhile since I've shopped at Dell.

      I have happily paraded HP's Linux laptop to people, however. Perhaps competition will reign in the future.

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    83. Re:Flavours? by serutan · · Score: 1

      I'll stop bashing Microsoft when Ballmer stops throwing office furniture in infantile fits of rage. You don't see Linus Torvalds foaming at the mouth while ranting about "destroying" the competition. I used to be a big Microsoft supporter in the days when their mindset was to change the world for the better. And they did. But for years now their mindset has been to beat the crap out of everybody else and control everything. Fuck that and fuck them.

    84. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a load of crap. Linux "support" for the majority of wireless networking hardware is clunky on a good day, and requires you to know how to work with RPMs, tarballs, or compiling source to make the correct drivers.

      When you show me a distro that can load on a Dell laptop WITH FULL wireless networking out of the box with NO MANUAL INTERVENTION REQUIRED to get it working, I'll play. Right now, Windows DOES DO THIS. So suck it.

    85. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I'll agree with you on that somewhat - but, not everyone needs (for example) IIS installed, for instance.

      Some folks, in fact, I would say MOST folks, do fine with "Home Edition" type versions of Ms OS' like XP for instance... personally? I like "Pro/Workstation" class ones mostly, & like I stated above?

      I even installed Windows Server 2003 in that capacity... I don't require the myriads of server-type apps it has in it, so I do w/out them since I have no need for them here.

      (E.G.-> Myself, using Windows Server 2003, I don't run a webserver of my own here, so no point in using that feature... even though I have it available with TONS of other features of "server-class" orientation, apps-wise).

      Now, iirc, isn't there Linux distros of "server-class" as well, that include features that "std. workstation editions" of Linux do NOT include as well?

      Feel free to correct me on that note, I may be "off" on that account regarding Linux (there is after all, always 3rd party freewares like FTP servers & webservers that run on workstation class OS' anyhow many times that make up for it, & this I know from the Win32 world, & probably holds true as well in the Linux world to a GOOD degree/extent as well/also)... thanks!

      * :)

      APK

    86. Re:Flavours? by shokk · · Score: 0

      Even if it doesn't save you money, why do you feel compelled to spend the extra money for the programs you are claiming you don't want anyway? Do you have so little respect for the money you make that you are willing to toss in an extra $20 for something you won't need and may never use?

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    87. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ignorance is bliss, you elitist troll.

      Just keep believing that you are so superior to Joe Sixpack in every way just because you know how to install an obscure OS.

    88. Re:Flavours? by squidsoup · · Score: 1
      Even if it doesn't save you money, why do you feel compelled to spend the extra money for the programs you are claiming you don't want anyway?

      I personally don't feel compelled to spend any money on MS Office, and get by just fine using OpenOffice. I don't think my post suggested otherwise.

      IT managers on the other hand probably don't see things that way, and will purchase the entire Office suite, thinking they are getting better value for money. I'm not suggesting this is a good idea - only that Microsoft's pricing for office encourages you to buy the entire suite.
    89. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my digital camera worked out of the box on Linux. Then when I went to visit my folks, I realized I couldn't transfer my pictures because it did NOT work out of the box on their machine (Windows): it needed the CD that came with the camera, which I had forgotten to take along.

      But when I plugged the camera into a friend's Powerbook, it worked right away.

      So, at least in that particular case, Windows usability is less good than both Linux and Mac OS.

    90. Re:Flavours? by Allnighterking · · Score: 1

      Having just spent 4 hours building a single computer (that will be imaged and sent out over hundreds more with identical hardware, since windows doesn't move well.) I can tell you don't have a clue as to what is required in both cases. Same hardware to fully functioning Linux 1 hour. 4 hours on Windows and in windows I'll then have to touch nearly every desktop once active because of differences in Monitors. Where in the Linux build I might touch a couple probably not. (We support Mac Linux and Windows)

      The only people I know who think windows is a snap to install think so because either they haven't done Linux or Mac, or because it was installed when they bought the box. Thank god for Knoppix cause without it, I couldn't have gotten out on the net to get the diddly dang windows ethernet drivers. (the intel drivers for the nic we have included with XP/SP2 don't work with the intel nic we have. USB is flakey as heck (often requiring a reboot to use, if the device was accidently in the box during boot then removed.) Partions written off of the end of the disk (who cares right you'll never fill the disk!)

          20% CPU usage just to keep the spyware/firewall/virus checking/system monitoring software alive. Not doing anything just waiting to do something. A browser (IE) that requires the user to "Allow viewing" of every single page the user goes to.

          All in all, over the last year we have noticed one thing. For the employee's on MAC or Linux (vs windows) regardless of dept, they have a higher productivity by a wide margin on whole than those on Windows. In fact some int the PHB conference room are considering slowing weaning our Windows users off of windows in order to increase productivity all around.

          A lot of positives could be said about Windows. Don't however brag about the "ease of install" No, windows is a freaking nightmare to install. Mac, now that is ease of install (drag Icon.... wait, done)

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    91. Re:Flavours? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      It is a bald faced lie to say linux is hard to install. The fact is, it's becoming SO darn easy that I fear linux is going to loose it's geek coolness factor -- anyone who can put a CD in a computer has all the skills necessary to install linux right now.
      if you define install as X running without 3D acceleration and possiblly without sound connecting via a fixed wire network i would agree with you.

      If you define install as having all hardware functioning correctly without having had to be carefull in selection of the hardware then its not.

      for comparison, windows is easy if you have all the driver disks for your hardware but can be hard as hell if not.

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    92. Re:Flavours? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Heh. gentoo in 12 minutes..

      7 hours for Windows is a bit OTT too.. I'm guessing you were going for some kind of 'funny' rating here.. and failed...

      (OTOH it does sometimes take almost that long to track down all the drivers to get windows working... I usually give half a day per windows install).

    93. Re:Flavours? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      You're missing the reboot loop.

      Windows update will only install the updates for you're *current* configuration, so for example if you install DirectX & reboot, you have to run another update to get the security updates for directx.

      Also remember that many options are 'this item only' and require their own separate reboot.

      On average it's around 4 reboots before there's nothing to upgrade.. it's better than it used to be in Win2k, which was about 9 reboots.

    94. Re:Flavours? by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      "Good companies have shown us time and time again, too many options confuse people and make them pissed off."

      First, remember that most people don't buy operating systems. They buy computers.

      Thus, when I go buy my Dell and buy a computer for my home, it will come with Windows Home Basic Edition because that will be cheaper and I know I don't want to buy a "Starter Edition"--I already have a computer. Dell will add Home Premium Edition" as an option with a "Dell Recommended" logo next to it.

      If I'm doing the small business buy, I'll have a choice between the Professional Edition and the Small Business Edition. If I'm buying from their corporate store, I'll have a choice between the Professional Edition and the Corporate Edition.

      Dell will sell the "Ultimate Edition" separately or with their gaming machines (since it has the games tweaker).

      Second, remember that Microsoft makes most of their money selling to OEMs--not to consumers. The OEMs love this idea because it allows them to "upsell" to the consumer. So Dell can make a $199 computer with the Starter Edition and then make back an extra $100 by convincing the customer that they really will want the Basic Home Edition.

      Heck, using Dell as an example, go to Dell's TV offer site and look at their $299 PC. Go through and add everything that says "Dell Recommends" (except for the warranty). The price is now $388. So Dell just got me to spend an extra $89.

      The OEMs will whittle down the list of options to one or two depending on which store you go to and will make the whole thing palatable to the consumer.

    95. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When will people like yourself start realizing people DO HAVE LEGTIMATE claims and problems with MS and there software ans support. Those claims do not have to be posted each and every time just to get you to realize someone else may be having problems.

      A perfect example. We were sold on the idea of using Exchange in an active/active cluster instead of buying one single super server to handle the entire Exchange load. We had MS reps on the horn explaining everything it could do and what it was capable of. About 14 months later after losing and rebuilding many an Exchange mailbox and message stores, upgrading our SAN, adding a few more GB memory to each server and quite a few other things because the active/active cluster was still unstable, MS suggested we switch to active/passive or upgrade Exchange and the OS because "they had better support for active/active clusters". Maybe you have not experienced anything negative on your 5 XP machines but others have and feel there is a very good reason to complain about the releasing of prodcuts not being capable of what they were supposed to do.

      Would you like me to discuss the scam of software assurance or the artificial or deliberate tieing of products across the board that MS is basically forcing on everyone under the disguise of easy managability in that thing called AD? Hint, the only assurance is you will buy all of your products from MS. How about the many products for patch management? How about the wonderful speed up that XP has over W2K booting up in a domain environment? You know why? Because of the policy caching. Raises quite a few issues with a large domains when new policies are not pulled down until some time AFTER you are logged in. Yes, there are some workarounds but they do not work very well when your domain controller is over a WAN that might be a little loaded. Again, that centralized control that MS bragged about and reduction in servers through consolidation that does not quite work well unless you have fiber to every remote office, oh, it should work and there are some registry changes to compensate for it in some instances. That forest has a lot of missing branches. How about forcing password changes on next login? That is not just login to the PC, that is on your next login to any server in the domain. Nothing like trying to print to a network printer and getting a login box with no method to change the password at that point. Exactly how do you explain that to 500 users? Couple that with shoddy domain policy caching (password change request should get high priority) and it is a nightmare across the WAN. Another centralized administration claim that does not work as planned.
      How about that whole local computer zone/internet zone fiasco for secuity? How about following some standards for a change?
      Luckily we have been able to work around problems with and without MS help but it is very time consuming and a PITA. MS is far from the works all the time and fine and many people have a very good reason to be frustrated.

      I could go on with more..

    96. Re:Flavours? by sql_noob · · Score: 1

      That's why there are msoffice oem standard edition. The price is lower than msword(retail) alone. But the way, seeing the name. It is obvious that microsoft is going to pack msoffice with some windows.

    97. Re:Flavours? by AlexMax2742 · · Score: 1
      There was no need to AC that. I've had similar bad epxeriences installing Linux, ranging from sound to my mouse. (Yes, I can't get my mouse to work in X11. Works in GPM, but it borks when I start X)



      If everything worked as laid out, I do say that Linux WOULD be easy to install. But there are still, even after all the impvoement made in the last couple of years, way too many 'odd cases' that work in Windows that don't work in Linux.

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    98. Re:Flavours? by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Phew, thanks for that - here I was thinking it's just me. I'd never worked much with Linux before, and tried installing Ubuntu on three separate computers, none of them working at all. Similar to your experience I think, though I didn't get as far as working out how to configure the X server. On two machines the installation process hung and errored itself to death, on the third it worked but I ended up with a screen full of garbage ... Mandrake/Mandriva: similar results. If it's hard enough to work out that it requires a day of research to find every damn driver, then it's too hard. And though I've only ever bought one copy of Windows, I have to say, one day of my time is easily worth the price of a Windows licence.

      Mind you, an older copy of Knoppix (3.3) worked just fine thanks ...

    99. Re:Flavours? by Valdukas · · Score: 1

      I agree with others that installing Linx is as easy as installing Windows, but how about changing components in the already installed system?

      A friend of mine decided to test the memory and ended up fryin my motherboard. OK, no big deal I said and got another one (Abit AN7), so reasonably main-stream and supported.

      Well, I receive it, replace old one and try to start Windows XP Pro - no luck. The fscking system goes directly in to BSOD and reboots immediately. Tried booting Safe Mode, Safe with networking support and everything else in the menu - no luck. The only thing that sort-of pointed the correct direction was the menu option 'do not reboot after BSOD'. The BSOD text went something like this: 'oops, not sure if I can read your NTFS drive, I might fsck it up, so I'll just BSOD'.

      After some Google hunting it became obvious that the XP IDE drivers (stock, I might add) 'hardcoded' old motherboards' configuration somewhere and just plain refused to work with the new one. The fix was to 'repair' system.

      Now, one thinks - how hard can that be? Well, it's fscked up, that's for sure. If you think "well, just take boot CD and select 'repair'...", then no, it's not the answer.

      You do the following:
      1. put the boot CD
      2. select install
      3. wait...
      4. when asked where to install, choose your XP Pro partition
      5. Only then Windows will prompt 'oh, by the way, there's XP Pro already installed there, what do you want to do?' and give you the repair option...
      6. Wait and wait and wait....
      7. 2 reboots later you have your XP
      8. begin your install driver-reboot cycle for sound, video, IDE drivers...

      Mandrake Linux just booted, notified me that the configuration has been changed beyond recognition and reconfigured everything (sound, video, network, USB). OK, so I had to reboot once for all the changes to take effect (I probably could have logged-off, but what the heck). 10 minutes later I had my Mandrake up and running with the new motherboard...

      Oh, and BTW, I do have Palm and 8-in-1 USB card reader and they all work just fine...

    100. Re:Flavours? by iamhassi · · Score: 1
      " I haven't had a BSoD on WinXP for over two years "

      it's not BSODs that my XP suffer from, it's the "99% explorer" usage that i see several times a day.

      all i can do is close end task explorer and run task explorer again to get it started, but bet u a dollar a hour later it'll do it all over again.

      seems to be only when i look at files on the hard drive but it's still annoying.

      --
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    101. Re:Flavours? by mikis · · Score: 1
      With RHEL, you aren't paying for the software, you are paying for the support. Period.

      Please read again the link you posted:

      "We've never posted ISOs for the enterprise line. RHEL ISO's are a service delivered by RHN not being paid for by ftp users. The source rpms are freely available, however. "

      Meaning, you CAN NOT download binary ISO's of RHEL, and you ARE NOT allowed to buy one copy, and than use it on multiple server. You even have to agree that RH has the right to inspect all your computers to see if you are running properly licensed versions. So it is "free" in a sense that you can rebuild it from source if you like, but than again, it is far from being as easy to install as binary distro (which is BTW why I'm using CentOS on a server).

      A caveats, however: you can't get a laptop like that.

      Yes, you can, at least on this side of the pond :) I've seen Dell Lattitude D510 with no OS, and few days/weeks ago I bought ASUS laptop with Knoppix, and HP with FreeDOS for my friends.
    102. Re:Flavours? by mikis · · Score: 1
      The real question is, why does a user have to do this? It's pointless and a waste of time, since the software supplier should have already done that for you.

      I agree with you, he shouldn't. And if you buy either OEM or full version of XP these days, you will get it with SP2 slipstreamed. Also, both Win Server/SBS and Office 2003 come with SP1 already applied.

      The same goes for updates. Tracking security updates from 30 different vendors is idiotic, it should a one command/click thing, very much like apt-get or yum.

      Again, fully agreed. I still thing that late OilChange service was a good idea, and MS is trying to do something similar with new and unified Windows Update service: it patches OS, Office, as well as some (but not many) certified drivers. But it is still far, far from perfect, as in any Linux updating solution I've used so far.
    103. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux may have become easy to install, but FreeBSD sure as hell isn't. Downloaded the ISO images, burned the CDs, and found that during the installation process I was constantly prompted to swap the CDs. Good lord, could no one figure out a way to have the first CD copy its contents to the hard disk temporarily? What a mess. To make matters worse, for every swap you first get informed that you need to swap CDs, then asked if that's okay... the poor user who answers "no" to that winds up with missing files and no clear way to undo the mistake, save for restarting the install from scratch.

      Sorry, but that's shit.

    104. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, how's this: It's a lie to imply it's always or even usually hard to do. That would be what the implication was in the original, by the way. And I can tell you, having installed Mandriva and Knoppix, that it's not hard to do on many systems. I would also be willing to suggest that your experience with a computer you assembled yourself is not the typical experience of someone who purchases a pre-assembled computer. Mandriva 2005 SE on my Dell PowerEdge was simple, Knoppix 3.7 and 3.9 worked well on my Dell laptop. I'd be willing to wager there are more computers like my pre-assembled ones than there are like your self-assembled ones. The fact that you have an unusual configuration by choice, and it proved difficult for you proves little. Do you think there is no one out there with an oddball system that Windows doesn't run on? Of course, someone in that situation probably just thinks the computer is broken or they've installed fundamentally incompatible hardware -- because if it wasn't Windows would work, right?

    105. Re:Flavours? by EvilJoker · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine just got a dell laptop. I wiped it and installed XP SP2 on it. If I hadn't remembered to backup the drivers, it wouldn't have done ANYTHING (wireless networking, wired networking, SVGA, etc).

      i.e. to get it working, it needed manual intervention (oh and, it didn't even tell me during install that it couldn't find drivers- it just listed the devices and marked them as broken in device manager. Not what I call friendly.)

      Now, I don't know how many wireless cards are supported by the manufacturer, but most companies should include detailed enough instructions (i.e. if you can find the windows drivers, you can find what you need to do a linux install)

    106. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... base flavor of shit."

      I guess that can be he 7th flavor missing from GP post. I figured the flavors would be, RIAA, MPAA, TPM, DMCA, Restricted EULA, Super Restricted EULA and Big Brother EULA. But I think you get most of that by default anyway! What a bargin.

    107. Re:Flavours? by AnotherBrian · · Score: 1

      Thunder-Cougar-Falcon-bird

    108. Re:Flavours? by SB5 · · Score: 1

      The 8th flavor is an Open Source Windows. Microsoft denies its existence.

      --
      If what you are reading sounds funny, or sarcastic, lame, or stupid
      it is because it is supposed to be. just laugh
    109. Re:Flavours? by glitch23 · · Score: 0

      But, If you mean getting linux installed so that it can interface with my digital camera, connect seamlessly with my palm handheld, read my SD cards without playing games, or play encrypted DVD's without installing extra libraries.... then I'd have to disagree with you. All these things are much easier to get done in Windows.

      Not that this point of view matters much to you but to people who have no idea how to use some of those items already, Linux and Windows would be equally hard to setup, but I'm probably stating the obvious.

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    110. Re:Flavours? by Ghost+Hedgehog · · Score: 1

      Number 8 will be released in boxes of breakfast cereal.

    111. Re:Flavours? by anagama · · Score: 1

      Keep modding me down Windows Fanboys -- I got karma to burn.

      --
      What changed under Obama? Nothing Good
    112. Re:Flavours? by Tip_of_a_spear · · Score: 1

      Even a pre-assembled Dell computer doesn't mean that installing linux would be easy. For example, I was installing Fedora Core on a dell laptop and was having problem with the broadcom wireless ethernet driver. I had to try out ndswrapper... and that didn't work either. Such was that the case with installing windows. Basically, I would say that there is still lots of room for improvement.

    113. Re:Flavours? by sgant · · Score: 1

      Gentoo in 12 minutes was a huge tip-off...as was calling it "the gentoo". But the parent was misguided in thinking that Linux is as easy to install as Windows. Don't get me wrong, I love Linux and use it everyday, but it's still not as easy to install and get every piece of hardware working. But slowly it IS getting better and better.

      --

      "Leo Fender was in a 'state of grace' when he designed the Stratocaster." -- Paul Reed Smith
    114. Re:Flavours? by PinkyDead · · Score: 1
      I had the same problem with my Dell laptop and Knoppix and spent 5 days trying to fix it. Linux sucks, eh? Well actually part of my research showed that Broadcom and Microsfot were being very nasty towards Linux - in fact there is a petition floating around somewhere demanding Broadcom provide proper support for their hardware. Anyway, I solved it by purchasing (Arggghhh!) LinuxAnt and that worked a charm. Didn't like that solution - so I did some more purchasing and bought a Solwise (or a n other) wireless minipc, reinstalled Knoppix (just to see) - perfect. Not one problem. Changed to Ubuntu (for the hell of it) - even better outcome. Anyway, the issue was nothing to do with Linux being difficult to install - it was more to do with negative forces actively working to
      • ensure
      that it was difficult to install.
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    115. Re:Flavours? by wdd1040 · · Score: 1

      You can mount a partition as an NTFS folder. I've done this before for D&S.

      Also, you can use Junction.exe to do it too.

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      wdd
    116. Re:Flavours? by ifwm · · Score: 1

      "...and who are you to compare ??"

      A consumer and frequent user of both.

      "...when have you latest installed a Linux ??"

      Two weeks ago, and again a month before that. Overall, six or seven times in the last year or so.

      "...when have you latest made a full Windows installation (full = non-OEM Windows on a clean system) ??"

      Two months ago.

      So, is it ok for me to have an opinion now? Do I meet your criteria?

    117. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about FreeBSD? Its easy to install but you have to wait at least 2 days to compile the damn KDE. WTF???

    118. Re:Flavours? by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Play encrypted DVD's.... You know, Windows doesn't do this either :-) You only think it is easy because your computer vendor shipped you a CD with WinDVD on it

      Wrong, you can play all kind of DVD's with Microsoft (R) Windows (r) Media Player (tm).

      Thank the DMCA for the requirement to download this software on Linux
      Lets say you are outside a USA ruled country (which let me say there are few nowadays) you still have to download Xine + dcss (tarballs) and install it with the emacs configure; tar xzvf;./config;make;make install ...commands which, for the average user who DO NOT WANT [AND DO NOT NEED] TO BE a computer geek is waaaaay too much.

      --
      Ubuntu is an African word meaning 'I can't configure Debian'
    119. Re:Flavours? by shokk · · Score: 0

      IT Managers dealing in MSOffice should familiarize themselves with this page and determine what to pay for based on an employee's role in the company. Just as everyone doesn't need Office Professional, some do, and some only need Word. Buying upward because of a "good deal" is wasteful if it will never be used.

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    120. Re:Flavours? by fitten · · Score: 1

      [quote] That is one of the main objections against Linux voiced by computer illiterate Joe Sixpack on Slashdot. "I'm confused. Which ditribution should I use? I don't like to think. I fear choice. Please don't make me read or use my brain. Don't ask me questions like, "What do you want to name your computer?""[/quote]

      No... there is a difference... Joe Sixpack says: "I don't care which one it uses, why are you bothering me with all the choices? I just want one that works and runs everything that I want to run. Stop babbling about how each 'distribution' is different and why. Just put one on that works and does what I want to do, when I want to do it. Computers are a tool and not a religion to me. I want to invest as little time as possible into it and have it running and doing what I want it to do instead of my having to answer all these technical questions that I have no idea what they mean."

    121. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While it is true that installing linux is straigh t forward, the same is not true for installing other packages, especially if these packages rely on system resources, e.g. libs, that are newer than the linux release.
      I have a Linux box running Red Hat 9.0 and have successfully installed many extra software packages, but sometimes I have had to find/install or build a seemingly endless chain of dependencies.

      I have seldomly had to do that under Windows.
      Now, before starting a flame war: I appreciate Linux very much and understand why thing are the way they are, but typical Windows users expect installing software to be the same simple process as installing the OS in the first place.

    122. Re:Flavours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have Firefox too on my Red Hat 9.0 linuxbox. But it won't run the Java Plugin since the Java package I installed needs later versions of some system libs.
      I haven't had the time and determination yet to go through the dependencies, just to make a browser work with Java Applets.

    123. Re:Flavours? by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Wrong, you can play all kind of DVD's with Microsoft (R) Windows (r) Media Player (tm).

      Since when is Microsoft shipping a DVD decoder with Windows XP? Last I checked (granted a year ago) they were not. It required some sort of add-on software to make work at that point.

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    124. Re:Flavours? by linuxfanatic1024 · · Score: 1

      $170 for a word processor, spread sheet, and groupware? What a rip-off!

      If you think $170 is a good price for this, take a look at http://www.openoffice.org/ and get a complete office suite for free. Almost any OS is supported, too.

      --
      Microsoft-free since March 28, 2004
  2. Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sure ..it'll come in seven flavors, but they'll all taste like crap.

    1. Re:Yes. by jkrise · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even if it does taste crap, 90% of the computer users will pirate it just to taste it.

      --
      If you keep throwing chairs, one day you'll break windows....
    2. Re:Yes. by fury88 · · Score: 1

      All with artificial flavoring

    3. Re:Yes. by DigiShaman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Arrrr...more resources for me to plunder!!

      --
      Life is not for the lazy.
  3. Wow... are they also going to include Cedega? by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You know, so that they can remain compatible with "windows" ? or is the new product a complete, linux based rewrite with the old front end?

    Honestly folks, how many times has microsoft and its partners delivered a secure, clean and workable product?

    Two of these three is ALWAYS missing:

    Secure
    Clean
    Workable
    Good Pricing
    Value for money

    But usually more than 2 missing. After my last "hunt" for drivers in windows XP and 2000, I don't even find them "well supported" anymore. But then again, I have exotic hardware, not a 499 + 500 dollar rebate PC from walmart.

    ~D

    --
    " What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Adolf Hitler
    1. Re:Wow... are they also going to include Cedega? by PunkOfLinux · · Score: 0, Troll

      Two of these three is ALWAYS missing:

      Secure
      Clean
      Workable
      Good Pricing
      Value for money

      Buddy? That's FIVE... count 'em... 5 (five)

    2. Re:Wow... are they also going to include Cedega? by DaedalusHKX · · Score: 0, Redundant

      In case anyone missed it, I have an error... its "two of these FIVE" not three.

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      " What luck for rulers that men do not think" - Adolf Hitler
    3. Re:Wow... are they also going to include Cedega? by Liam+Slider · · Score: 1
      After my last "hunt" for drivers in windows XP and 2000, I don't even find them "well supported" anymore. But then again, I have exotic hardware, not a 499 + 500 dollar rebate PC from walmart.
      Heh, and many people claim this is the problem with Linux, and that Windows is superior because "all your hardware" is supported. Of course, anyone who knows anything about computers knows that Windows has the same kinds of problems with exotic or old hardware, that Linux has with exotic or some newer hardware. And Linux wouldn't have as much of a problem if Microsoft didn't want Windows only hardware products. I wonder what Microsoft's problem is though...aside from being run by an sociopath with dreams of world domination.
    4. Re:Wow... are they also going to include Cedega? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool! You can't count of to 5 and you somehow have problems finding drivers. Why am I not surprised? Yes, I've had lots of problems finding working drivers in the win2000 era, but nowadays? I've never had any problems finding drivers for XP for any hardware I have. Perhaps you got some really exotic/old ass hardware, or perhaps you're just trolling...

    5. Re:Wow... are they also going to include Cedega? by dtdns · · Score: 4, Funny

      Two of these three is...

      Second Brother: First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

      Maynard: Amen.
      Knights: Amen.
      Arthur: Right! One!... Two!... Five!
      Galahad: Three, sir!
      Arthur: Three!
      [angels sing]
      [boom]

      There goes Vista! Sorry, I just had to...

    6. Re:Wow... are they also going to include Cedega? by jaavaaguru · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's three, using the Microsoft Word page number counting system.

    7. Re:Wow... are they also going to include Cedega? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why is this modded so highly? it doesnt make a point and its obviously a troll that doesnt really have anything to do with the fact the there's gonna be 7 versions of vista.

    8. Re:Wow... are they also going to include Cedega? by ettlz · · Score: 1
      ...aside from being run by an sociopath with dreams of world domination.

      Which one are you talking about?

    9. Re:Wow... are they also going to include Cedega? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, nice troll, I really like the way you didn't tell us what 'exotic' hardware you have so that noone could counter your argument.

      I give you 7 troll points out of 10

    10. Re:Wow... are they also going to include Cedega? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*... no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.

  4. Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by Omicron32 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So much for the anti-Linux crowd saying there's far too many distro's...

    Anyone know what the major differences are between the versions then? Will schools (which is where I make a living as a sysadmin) and businesses require Enterprise edition for networks or what?

    I should RTFA, eh?

    1. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by CyricZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wouldn't say this is an example of there being too many distros. No, not at all. This is an example of unnecessary fragmentation within a distro itself. It would be as if there were seven different versions of Slackware Linux 10.

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    2. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by drsquare · · Score: 1

      This is too many. Windows used to be pretty simple, this is going over the top. Another massive lack of judgement from the Microsoft management.

      But it's still miles ahead of Linux which has about 50,000 different variations.

    3. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by Liam+Slider · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't exactly know what people's problem with multiple distros is. Different companies and people have different ideas for what a good OS should be, and so modify Linux to suit their needs. And what's wrong with having competing distros? Competition is a good thing, it's what made our capitalist society so great! Competition and "survival of the fittest" are also the mechanisms by which we humans came to exist as a species. And monoculture is always a bad thing, particularly in computing as Microsoft kept showing us...so why do so many people push for "one distro to rule them all"? Seems like Microsoft thinking to me... Why would we want to encourage that?

    4. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by Sancho · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think this is that far out of line.

      First of all, knock off the "starter edition" altogether in most parts of the world. Even the countries where it exists, it's not used significantly. I'm socked Microsoft is even maintaining that idea at all.

      Then, most people will only ever have to worry about the two home versions. The niches they fill are pretty much pre-established: most OEMs will deliver the watered down version, whereas most do-it-yourselfers will probably get the more advanced version. Same as XP Home vs Pro.

      The biggest fragmentation seems to be in the business-oriented versions, but even current businesses have some fragmentation (2003 server vs. XP Pro.) Adding one "distro" and separating the "home pros" from the "work pros" isn't all that unreasonable. In fact, companies might welcome the default removal of the media player. Lastly, you get the Windows with Everything, including the kitchen sink--something that's necessary in case you want the business features coupled with multimedia features.

      Truth is, 99% of the people will use whatever's handed to them. The only people who will have any sort of decision to make will be the power users and corporations, who can just run down the feature list and choose whatever meets their needs. Assuming the prices scale (and assuming/hoping that they are more-or-less bounded by the current pricing scheme) what this actually does is add more choice for how to spend your money, and add more gradations of money to spend. Really, it's a step towards the right direction in Windows, which would be allowing you to custom build the components you want and getting a price based on what you asked for.

    5. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by SimGuy · · Score: 1

      The constant concern, of course, is that the fragmentation of the linux market into so many distributions makes the product difficult to market to the end user, especially as there is relatively little usability and interface consistency when you jump between distros. Tools, package managers, configuration wizards, installers, desktop managers as a whole... all vary from distro to distro. I'm not saying it's the obstacle preventing Linux from being a strong competitor to Windows, but I don't think it helps any.

      One thing you can be sure about is that all 7 windows flavors will have the same UI, installer, and bugs.

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    6. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by sjwt · · Score: 1

      The major differnces will be the product code required to activate it and the cost.

      and going on the hack Windows home --> Pro, the final differnace may just be a registry key.

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    7. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by ShibbyShagDeluxe · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that diversity is preferable to monoism (if such a word exists, but you get the concept), but the critique of it is that the result of diversity is complexity, and in this case Microsoft's offering of 7 differing versions of Vista may initiallly confuse customers and put them off.

      There was this tv advert for Malibu (jamaican rum), and this fruit melon shop goes over-the-top on customer service, telling customers to collect tickets for being served, offering melons according to various factors, and so on. This guy at the back goes "I just want to buy a Melon" at the end, a great ad which takes the mick out of British Retailers

      Anyway, the point of that was that diversity can result in complexity which can stifle things like people buying lemons, or in the case of Linux application developers, making sure their apps run on Linux (when there are soo many distros). This is apparently one of the reasons cited for why application development on Linux is unattractive, but thankfully projects like autopackage.org and the mono framework will go some way to tackling this issue.

      In the case of Microsoft offering 7 variants of Vista, I recommend that they give a good concise guide to customers about how to choose which one to get, according to user profiling or a comparison of product features and pricing. I'm assuming that each variant will share the same software core, so that application developers won't suffer from what current Linux developers struggle with.

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    8. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by northcat · · Score: 0, Troll
      Here's the official comparision table from Microsoft:
      • Starter Edition: Rape
      • Home Basic Edition: Two Way Rape
      • Home Premium Edition: Rape Without Lube
      • Professional Edition: Professional Rape by Hookers
      • Small Business Edition: Threesome Rape
      • Enterprise Edition: Gang Rape
      • Ultimate Edition: Stuff you can only see on Kazaa
    9. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I should RTFA, eh?
      Rightfully moderated to +5 insightful.
    10. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by flowerHercules · · Score: 1

      I will admit, I'm not a fan of Windows - so this might be biased.

      I think we can all assume that the Ultimate Edition will be priced well above any of the others, but what are you actually getting for that extra 100 (throwing out anumber) dollars you might be willing to spend?

      Media Player
      Free everywhere else.

      Game Performance Tweaker
      Would you look to Microsoft to tell you how to tweak your games when you run into that FPS lag? The answer might be similar to: "Format and Re-install" unless you are in their...

      Club Service
      Maybe they will send you a nifty wallet sized card with "Microsoft Preferred Member" on it...wouldn't that be special. Seriously, the most appealing thing in that package is "Services" and "Customer Care", something you would think you'd get for the ridiculous amount you would spend on any 1 of these flavors.

      If you are already downloading movies and music, I doubt you are going to go to the Microsoft Approved list and you sure as hell aren't going to be downloading the same things you would from P2P or newsgroups. Half of the features listed in the article for Ultimate Edition are marked with 'may be cut from product', so who knows, you might get a game tweaker and a personal phone number to Microsoft's help desk.

      I'm not flaming you but that isn't a step in the way of personalization, that is a step towards jacking the price up on a product that doesn't offer you any more than they want it to offer you -- which has been the motto of Microsoft since Windows 95 (I kind of liked 3.1 when it came out). Media Player + IE + E-mail + Hanging.

    11. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by value_added · · Score: 1

      So much for the anti-Linux crowd saying there's far too many distro's...

      I think the new slogan should drop the Your inspiration thing and go with something like

      Microsoft - Let us customise everything for you.

      You think there will be a choice of text editors, or will there be One Notepad To Rule Them All?

    12. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Assuming all the "may be cut" features are cut, you're pretty much right. In that case, it's a pure move against piracy and a money-grab. If those features are added in, it may be worth it to some people. Also, it's a way for the single-user to get good support. You're right that that should be available for the current prices, but for most of the world, it's just going to look like a new feature/offering, which of course would come with a price-hike.

      *shrug* it basically all depends on the final featureset and the actual level of support you get with Ultimate. Heck, though, I might pick up a copy of Ultimate just to tie up their support lines with questions I already know the answers to :)

    13. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by Donny+Smith · · Score: 1

      >I'm not flaming you but that isn't a step in the way of personalization, that is a step towards jacking the price up on a product that doesn't offer you any more than they want it to offer you

      There's nothing Microsoft-specific to it - the same is done with Red Hat Linux, SuSE (Ent/Pro/Pers) and a buch of other non-OS products.

      As to Media Player and other comments - you can use any other (Real Networks, QuickTime, whatever) so if that's your choice, you can spend the minimum amount on OS use freebies for value-added features (Open Office, Clam AV, etc.). Or you can get a Linux OS instead.
      It's the same as with other products.

    14. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by yammosk · · Score: 1

      As to Media Player and other comments - you can use any other (Real Networks, QuickTime, whatever) so if that's your choice, you can spend the minimum amount on OS use freebies for value-added features (Open Office, Clam AV, etc.).

      Correction: you could use those alternatives if and only if Microsoft certifies them. Access to video and audio hardware is being isolated so that only Microsoft approved software can access them. All in the name of protecting IP, no doubt.

    15. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by mazarin5 · · Score: 1

      I had assumed that Starter Edition is the equivalent of the stripped down XP that they have to offer in the EU to avoid antitrust problems.

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    16. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seeing how many IT professionals have more than enough trying to cope with the differences "Home" and "Professional" this seems like madness.
      At my current orkplace I'm busy installing XP Pro on all new machines because some idiot thought one machine was cheaper than the other.

    17. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by Creos073 · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I don't know about you, but I doubt schools will be upgrading any time soon. All the schools I know of either use 95 or 98.

    18. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by zerocool^ · · Score: 4, Insightful


      It's not that simple, man.

      Do you know how many times I've had to explain to so-and-so that their computer they purchased at Best Buy with XPHome and brought to work can't be joined to the domain? That it isn't going to be able to use Exchange-based Outlook?

      This is a real common problem for us ground-pounders who support small-to-medium businesses. For example, a lot of the clients I deal with started out with a simple workgroup, and have since wanted to upgrade to a 2003 SBServer in order to gain access to Exchange, centralized file storage, and centralized user management. But, sice they bought their computers from CompUSA, they have to now buy all new computers, with a $160 OS. Or pay hourly to upgrade from XPHome to Pro, plus the $99 upgrade. Real Estate offices are notorius for this - agents usually buy their own computers for use in the office.

      Making more versions of windows is only going to compound this issue. Additionally, you're going to get users who expect certain things to be in the OS, and will call and ask when they aren't. Or, how about "removing media player from the pro version"?? You don't charge *more* for a product, and strip things out of it.

      This is going to be an end-user support nightmare. When they don't understand now that there are two versions, and the differences between them, what's going to happen when there are 6 or 7 available?

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    19. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by snilloc · · Score: 1
      The biggest thing missing from XP-Home right now is a reasonable level of adminstrative control over folder and file access by less privileged users. The work-around for file access seems to be "run as administrator", which is a terrible policy.

      This is a situation that linux wins HANDS DOWN. A logged-in admin can use gui tools to deliver just the amount of access he wants, or a more knowledgable user can su and chmod to his heart's content.

      Unfortunately, I suspect that the lowest common denominator between being able to do "home" things (games, basic multimedia) and real adminstrative power will be the wayyyyy-too-overpriced Ultimate Edition.

    20. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by ninja_assault_kitten · · Score: 0

      Not really an accurate comparison.

      Vista is all Microsoft. The product as a whole shares direction and intercommunication. The flavors are essentially nothing more than marketing.

      Linux distros on the otherhand are for the most part completely independent of one another. Each of them going off in their own direction without any thought as to what the other is doing and almost zero collaboration.

      I wonder what the Linux community could do if they focused their attention on a single platform/architecture.

    21. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 1

      Wow... Steve Ballmer himself must have mod points in this thread. I thought your post was funny.

      OK, let's try the non-assrape versions to see if it'll fly...

      Starter Edition: The Bill Gates signature edition
      Home Basic Edition: The "Steve Ballmer's Sweaty Pit" Edition
      Home Premium Edition: The "Because Dell sold it to you" Edition
      Professional Edition: The "Corporate Spyware" Edition v1.0
      Small Business Edition: The "My other computer is your Windows Machine" Edition
      Enterprise Edition: The "Hey, I don't think you need THAT many computers on at one time" Edition

      And the Ultimate Edition: The "What do you mean my personal info was attached to my Kazaa downloads?" Edition

      It's funny, laugh.

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    22. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by toad3k · · Score: 1

      I like to know that if something undesirable happens to my distro of choice (gentoo at the moment), there will be something out there to take its place.

      Because lets be realistic, what would have happened if when redhat went pay only, there had been no developed alternatives?

      I like it just the way it is.

    23. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by fbg111 · · Score: 1

      most OEMs will deliver the watered down version,

      Or, maybe most OEMs will hype to the hilt the HPE edition, while offering the watered-down edition as a silent alternative. They'll most likely make more margin off the HPE edition.

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    24. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by onlyjoking · · Score: 1

      Exactly. This is the REAL issue. Now, come on you Red Hat/Novell guys. Get out a nice clean reliable desktop with Outlook integration and make hay when the sandstorm of confusion hits small businesses when Vista launches.

      My prediction is that XP will have a very long life if M$ goes ahead with this absurdity. Either that or some Linux uberdistro with an excellent desktop will clean up. OS X could also benefit if they stear clear of DRM.

    25. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing you can be sure about is that all 7 windows flavors will have the same UI, installer, and bugs.

      ... and the same registry keys to switch one version to another, probably?

    26. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by MikeWitt · · Score: 2, Insightful


      First of all, knock off the "starter edition" altogether in most parts of the world. Even the countries where it exists, it's not used significantly. I'm socked Microsoft is even maintaining that idea at all.


      The "Starter Edition" isn't about wanting another edition of Vista, it's about price. Now, microsoft can brag about Vista costing $20 bucks or whatever, but that only buys you a copy of DOS branded as Vista. then they go in and charge you 400+ for the "Ultimate edition."

      Another thing, if they make a cheap version, it will be doing what the music industry did, they're offering a version in which you can pick which pieces of the OS you want, and charge less. This won't eliminate the problem, but should allieviate the problem, b/c why steal when you can just get a legit copy for less than dirt?

      I'm not trying to say that Microsoft is good, simply that there is reasoning behind at least three (Starter, Home, Ultimate) of the versions. Those are the three versions they should be coming out with.
    27. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Why do I get the feeling that these different versions are exactly the same, but with different things crippled?

      I bet the most expensive version is just the normal version. And then with each price cut, they cut out features or cripple them.

      It's like buying a car for 10k, whilst the 15k one has the speed-limiter removed so you can go above 50mph. You're not actually getting anything more, you were just getting less before.

      Fuck Microsoft, I'm betting that even a free distro of Linux doesn't have features deliberately crippled.

    28. Re:Distrowatch will need a new catagory... by Sancho · · Score: 1

      It's actually fairly common for manufacturers to have lower-end products that are identical to the higher-end products, only with functionality disabled. I believe ATI and Nvidia have both done this on their graphics cards...basically disabling piplines and underclocking the GPU on the cheaper products. Intel and AMD similarly sell chips knowing that they can run at a higher frequency, but clocked lower and for a cheaper price. They even went through a certain amount of effort to reduce overclocking.

  5. 'Ultimate' Edition by gunpowda · · Score: 5, Interesting
    It doesn't really sound like the so-called Ultimate Edition has that much extra to offer.

    What are the odds that you'll be able to 'upgrade' from one version to the other by changing one registry key?

    1. Re:'Ultimate' Edition by lheal · · Score: 5, Funny

      >one registry key

      And rebooting. Don't forget the rebooting.

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    2. Re:'Ultimate' Edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, the Ultimate Edition is going to be brought back to high school age and started all over again. It won't be getting into its BSOD costume until somehwere around the fifth issue, and Uncle DOS won't die until maybe three issues in or so.

      Me, I prefer the original Lee/Ditko Windows, but the Bendis/Bagley Windows does have its charm.

    3. Re:'Ultimate' Edition by moviepig.com · · Score: 1
      What are the odds that you'll be able to 'upgrade' from one version to the other by...

      You'll be able to upgrade from your current version by getting three people to upgrade to your current version. (And they, in turn...)

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    4. Re:'Ultimate' Edition by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 4, Interesting
      What are the odds that they're going to clamp down on license verification ridiculously for Ultimate? I have no doubt it will be hacked, but I'll bet this thing phones home if you so much as take a crap, and once they find out you're using an improperly upgraded version, they'll have the ability to turn off your features remotely I'm sure.

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    5. Re:'Ultimate' Edition by petra13 · · Score: 1
      Based on the confusion I expect this to cause among the masses perhaps "Ultimate" will end up also meaning "last."

      Perhaps I'm being too optimistic.

    6. Re:'Ultimate' Edition by Stevyn · · Score: 1

      Remember though that Microsoft will market it and people will buy it because they think it's got to be better. This is also the version that will be on the bittorrent sites with all the activation crap removed.

    7. Re:'Ultimate' Edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And rebooting. Don't forget the rebooting."

      It's Windows, you are hardly likely to forget. ;)

    8. Re:'Ultimate' Edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow man,
      If they added about 16000 more packages, GPL'd the source, and gave it away I'd still use Debian...

      Klick.. ..drool.. . ahyaaaahhaah..

      I wonder how long it will take with all that extra code in the "ULTIMATE" edition to pimp'em out...

    9. Re:'Ultimate' Edition by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
      It doesn't really sound like the so-called Ultimate Edition has that much extra to offer.

      It doesn't. However you can be sure that it will be significantly more expensive than the version below it for the home user.

      Microsoft needs the really crippled low-end version to sell to countries that threaten to move to Linux, and Microsoft needs the Ultimate version to keep its profits at a level where Wall Street does not punish Microsoft.

    10. Re:'Ultimate' Edition by Hymer · · Score: 1

      Well... this is the same procedure as last time...

    11. Re:'Ultimate' Edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The name means (unintentionally) this will be the end of Microsoft.

    12. Re:'Ultimate' Edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And praying not getting BSOD. Don't forget the praying dude.

  6. Corporate Mergers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently Microsoft has merged with Baskin Robbins.

  7. This is going to confuse the hell out of people. by CyricZ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is going to confuse the living daylights out of people, especially non-technical users.

    Home users probably won't know what version they have, and that will complicate tech support calls of all types. It'll be difficult to help people calling for aide, regardless of whether they're calling Dell tech support or their nephew.

    Developers will continually have to look up what features each system supports, and may very well just end up developing for the lowest common denominator in order to maximize support across all versions.

    It was difficult enough trying to get average users to understand that Windows XP Home is different from Windows XP Professional. Hell, it's difficult enough to even remember all these names, let alone remember what features are different between each.

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  8. Dont forget by Camon_Draconis · · Score: 1

    "Windows Vista Ultimate Edition is a superset of both Vista Home Premium and Vista Pro Edition, so it includes all of the features of both of those product versions, plus adds Game Performance Tweaker with integrated gaming experiences, a Podcast creation utility.." And my guess a big ol' price of ~$700 to go with it!

    1. Re:Dont forget by Threni · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and you'll *need* it to play the latest games.

  9. So six of them have artificial limitations? by bcmm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So six of them have artificial limitations? That's gonna be hacked sometime just after the release day, methinks.

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    1. Re:So six of them have artificial limitations? by LNX+Flocki · · Score: 1

      I'll bet my first born child that it's gonna be hacked _before_ release day

    2. Re:So six of them have artificial limitations? by xao+gypsie · · Score: 4, Informative

      after the release date? no way. I remember having a 'friend' who was able to find a workaround for the activation fiasco before the release of windows xp....

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    3. Re:So six of them have artificial limitations? by zr-rifle · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes. Chinese crackers will eventually speed up the OS, make clippy do a blue hadouken and unlock Microsoft Bob as a playable character.

      Then Microsoft will be forced to release Windows Vista Champion Edition.

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    4. Re:So six of them have artificial limitations? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      From TFA, it sounds like one has artificial limitations and the others have different userland software installed on them. `Hacking' them would involve copying the missing software onto them, and possibly changing a registry key so they believe that they are running on a version of windows that included them.

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    5. Re:So six of them have artificial limitations? by m50d · · Score: 1
      Or they could just, you know, come without the extra programs you get in the others? Like actually having less code on the CD?

      Nah, crazy idea

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    6. Re:So six of them have artificial limitations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, is there some mysterious hack to get XP Home into XP Pro now? What are you basing this on?

      The only "hack" would be to give you the full version using the validator for your "limited" version key.

    7. Re:So six of them have artificial limitations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh, is there some mysterious hack to get XP Home into XP Pro now? What are you basing this on?


      Coincidentally, yes.

      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/06/03/xp_hack/
    8. Re:So six of them have artificial limitations? by bcmm · · Score: 1

      See?

      Of course there are missing programs, but there are also self-crippling programs that watch the apparent Windows version.

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    9. Re:So six of them have artificial limitations? by PoprocksCk · · Score: 1
      "Chinese crackers..."

      Actually this is one of those times where 'hackers' would have been correct.

    10. Re:So six of them have artificial limitations? by anagama · · Score: 1

      Chinese crackers

      I though only southern white guys could be crackers.

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    11. Re:So six of them have artificial limitations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually no. Cracker is the correct term when applied to people who crack a game's protection mechanism to introduce new features. People who modified games in the 80s and 90s on the Commodore and Amiga computers called their art, such as removing said copy-protection and intruding trainers, "cracking" and themselves "crackers", and never referred to themselves as hackers.

      The "Rainbow" and "Turbo" editions of Street Fighter II were bootlegs that were mass produced and contained modifications that are technically "trainers", so the term used by the grandparent is relevant and correct.

    12. Re:So six of them have artificial limitations? by AnyoneEB · · Score: 1

      Is this his hand?

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    13. Re:So six of them have artificial limitations? by AnyoneEB · · Score: 1

      BTW, don't bother trying to use the key you can see on the disc on that image. There was an article on Slashdot a while ago saying that it was banned from Windows Update and SP2 (that is, I do not think even a stand-alone install of SP2 will work on that CD-key).

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    14. Re:So six of them have artificial limitations? by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      No, no, he means the ones made of rice. They're crunchy.

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    15. Re:So six of them have artificial limitations? by Elbowgeek · · Score: 1

      HA, I know someone who downloaded that version, with that exact serial, on the night before it's official release. And there are key changers out there which will allow you to do all the updates, SPs, etc. Note that the keychangers and the sample keys included, were released well before SP2 came along. So I rather doubt MS's hardcore committment to squishing the hacking attempts of ordinary computer techs, such as myself. Cheers

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    16. Re:So six of them have artificial limitations? by AnyoneEB · · Score: 1

      Actually, the key changers were not created by any hackers, they are in a MS knowledge base article.

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  10. Copycats ounce again.... by Ceribia · · Score: 1

    First Linux had one million versions, each one indesernable from the next to confuse and torment the user who can't tell the mouse buttons apart, so now Windows just has to have the feature in Vista.

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    1. Re:Copycats ounce again.... by niteice · · Score: 0

      Linux version != Linux distro.

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    2. Re:Copycats ounce again.... by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      But there are also lots of compatability problems between Linux distros. Until Windows also has this remarkable feature, they're still sooooooo inferior to the glory that is Lixux.

  11. So they're finally competeing... by El+Tonerino · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and trying to beat the number of linux distributions available. Nothing short of confusion shall reign.

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  12. The infamous Missing Vista Editions... by pieterh · · Score: 5, Funny

    - Vista Secure Edition: completely redesigned kernel and win32 libraries make this edition secure against virus, worm, trojan, spyware, and phish attacks!

    - Vista Compact Edition: with just the software you need, including the much appreciated MSOfficeCompact, this edition runs on your P100 with 128Mb.

    - Vista Instant Edition: bootable in so many ways, this is all the software you need to boot that recaltricant box and get it working again. Comes complete with legacy support for every known device.

    - Vista Grandmother Edition: simple, fast, and based on all the best of Windows Secure, this is the software you wished you'd had when your parents asked, "How do I get onto the Internet?"

    - Vista Open Edition: free, and packed to the hilt with first-class open source, all verified and tuned by MicrosoftOpenLabs for that smooth experience. Comes with full source code.

    1. Re:The infamous Missing Vista Editions... by tokul · · Score: 5, Funny

      - Vista EU Edition: Starter or Home Basic without Media Player.

      - Vista Monopoly Edition: clippy destroys any software that does not belong to Microsoft.

    2. Re:The infamous Missing Vista Editions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Missing Vista Editions? What I want to know is if there will be a Monta Vista Edition?

    3. Re:The infamous Missing Vista Editions... by beeblebrox87 · · Score: 5, Funny

      - Vista Secure Edition
      http://www.openbsd.org/
      - Vista Compact Edition
      http://www.damnsmalllinux.org/
      - Vista Instant Edition
      http://www.knoppix.org/
      - Vista Grandmother Edition
      http://www.apple.com/
      - Vista Open Edition
      http://www.debian.org/

    4. Re:The infamous Missing Vista Editions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Missing one:

      - Vista Byebye
      http://www.linuxiso.org/

    5. Re:The infamous Missing Vista Editions... by danaris · · Score: 1

      Missing one:

      - Vista Byebye
      http://www.linuxiso.org/

      Don't you mean Hasta la Vista?

      Dan Aris

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    6. Re:The infamous Missing Vista Editions... by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

      - Vista Source Edition: Compile your own! Comes with GCC 4.0
      http://www.gentoo.org/

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    7. Re:The infamous Missing Vista Editions... by mikji · · Score: 1

      >Comes with GCC 4.0

      *User must provide own gay.

    8. Re:The infamous Missing Vista Editions... by wkitchen · · Score: 1

      It looks like you missed the memo. This is supposed to be a discussion about the missing editions.

    9. Re:The infamous Missing Vista Editions... by dangitman · · Score: 1
      - Vista EU Edition: Starter or Home Basic without Media Player. - Vista Monopoly Edition: clippy destroys any software that does not belong to Microsoft.

      Hey, the GP was talking about the missing editions.

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  13. Good Grief Charlie Brown by Walzmyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seven? Haven't we been complaining about the difference between Home and Pro in XP? Now they're going to divide it up even more? I thought this was a software company not a marketing enterprise. All this is, is an atempt to milk more money out of less work. I'm dualing Mandriva and XP (for the wife) and I think as Mandriva updates, Winders ain't going to. Sorry, Bill.

    1. Re:Good Grief Charlie Brown by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Have we been complaining about the differences between XP Home and Pro? What are they again? (bonus points if you can do it without referring to any websites or brochures. You're on the honor system here)

    2. Re:Good Grief Charlie Brown by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Easy - Home comes in a green box and has a green splash screen, and Pro is themed in blue. :-)

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    3. Re:Good Grief Charlie Brown by Sancho · · Score: 1

      You know, that would confuse people who are /completely/ colorblind :)

    4. Re:Good Grief Charlie Brown by bleaknik · · Score: 1
      Yes, we Have been complaining. I, for one, hate most SIMPLE FSKING FILE SHARING!!!!!!!!!1111!1!1111 Off the top of my head... the list of differences look something like this.
      • File Sharing
      • Computer (and user) Management Console
      • Networking Configuration Options
      • IIS (not that this really matters to anyone... :D)
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    5. Re:Good Grief Charlie Brown by EvilSporkMan · · Score: 1

      Um, doesn't XP Home stuff the concept of multiple users into a deep, dark corner? (Owner account with no password by default and no one tells you about it, etc.) I would _hope_ that XP Pro doesn't do that, but since I can't check a website, I can't tell you for sure. =P

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    6. Re:Good Grief Charlie Brown by Jellybob · · Score: 1

      Home does not include the Remote Desktop client for doing tech support, or Windows Server domain support.

      I think home only supports up to 2 processors as well, but not certain on that one.

      And Pro is blue.

    7. Re:Good Grief Charlie Brown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, what? If you work in a business it's pretty damn obvious that the main pain-in-the-ass difference is that XP Home cannot connect to a domain.

    8. Re:Good Grief Charlie Brown by unitron · · Score: 1
      "I thought this was a software company not a marketing enterprise."

      And despite that you were modded insightful?

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  14. I see this as a good thing by Kazzahdrane · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As long as the average home user can get a cheaper version of their OS without the complex functions they won't ever need/use. But then I seem to be in the minority anyway, I have a legal version of XP and think the OS is a piece of software well worth paying for. Nice to see from the article that many of the features us geeks buy Pro edition of XP for are going to be included in the Premium Home edition of Vista, and that the "Pro" version is actually going to be aimed at business.

    1. Re:I see this as a good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess, but on the other hand, this suggests one version won't be versatile enough to handle various tasks so you won't be able to use a computer, for example, for a server one year and then a workstation the following year. But I guess free software could easily fill any gaps in functionality so maybe that won't be so much of a concern after all.

    2. Re:I see this as a good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then I seem to be in the minority anyway, I have a legal version of XP and think the OS is a piece of software well worth paying for.

      Yes, yes you are.

    3. Re:I see this as a good thing by Sithgunner · · Score: 1

      > think the OS is a piece of software well worth paying for

      It's not how 'you' think when you get their products. If you use, you pay. You have legal version, that is utterly natural, you haven't done anything great about paying it. If you don't want to pay for it, you don't use it.

      Do you just run out of restaurant because 'you' felt it wasn't good enough? No, you won't because people are watching, and you think you can get away with it online since less eyes are on for piracy?

      And no I'm not taking any part in MS business...

    4. Re:I see this as a good thing by Kazzahdrane · · Score: 1

      That's sort of what I meant, though perhaps I didn't explain my feelings well. I'm against piracy in general, I'm a gamer but all my games are legit and I like knowing that the developers got paid (however small a cut of the retail price) for their hard work. I see the OS as even more important, it's the piece of software I use most often and after two years of using XP I can say I am satisfied with the product. Why people think that even if they are against piracy it's a-ok to use a copied version of Windows I have no idea, sure it's more expensive than a game but it's like arguing that all the parts of a car should cost the same. Some are more important and have bigger development times/costs, and so cost more for us the consumer to buy.

  15. strange.... by xao+gypsie · · Score: 1

    I was always under the impression that it was a bad idea for a business to split their products like that....

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    1. Re:strange.... by lavaforge · · Score: 0, Flamebait


      It's a bad idea to split your products in most cases. If you segment your product line artificially, the you will be competing against yourself as well as your competitors.

      However, if you have a monopoly, you don't have any real competitors, so you don't have to worry about that.

    2. Re:strange.... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I was always under the impression that it was a bad idea for a business to split their products like that....

      Check out the soft drink aisle at your grocery store. Both Pepsi and Coke have subdivided their colas into countless combinations and permutations from { diet caffeine-free cherry vanilla with-lemon "One" etc. }. All of these variations consume so much shelf space that there is little if any room left for other competitors outside the Big 2.

    3. Re:strange.... by xao+gypsie · · Score: 1

      I see, so you maintain that this isn't a big deal in monopolistic or oligopolistic situations....

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    4. Re:strange.... by idiotnot · · Score: 1

      Yes, but a twelve pack of Cherry Coke costs exactly the same as regular Coke.

      No chance that'll be the case with Microplymouth Vista.

      What I'm wondering is.....have they finally gotten it to the point where applications are crippled on the lower tiered copies (e.g. Word won't run unless you're running Pro)? If they have, that's a real bad deal for consumers, as OEMs will throw on whatever they can get away with. When the consumer needs to run a "business" application, he has to pay for both the application, *and* another copy of Windows.

      Sick.

  16. Only.... by banuk · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ... 7? Baskin Robbins has 31 flavors

  17. Hrm it seems every slap of the wrist helps them by tod_miller · · Score: 3, Funny

    They realised that by offering extra versions, they can sway the sales of units, by giving competitors the chance to sell 'ultimate edition' windows for cut prices etc. Seems that this version play will come back and bite some people in the ass.

    Also, this is a bit of a 'hey EU, we are suing you but, look, you can't get us on not offering enough versions now, lol'.

    BTW, I don't get it, Microsoft is suing the EU, that means they are reaching into the pockets of every tax paying EU citizen, and taking money, you know, EU lawyers and teams are not free to deal with this crap.

    I say, you cannot have corporations bullying europe like this, no a flame, but honestly, US is PWNED by microsoft, things are going swimmingly for them, but with patents and their flagrant disregard for the laws and judgements of europe, I think people should wake up soon and jump ship.

    Oh well, it wouldn't suprise me if Microsoft bashing has become a moderat..able offense, see you in -1 land, any second now.

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    1. Re:Hrm it seems every slap of the wrist helps them by cortana · · Score: 1
      "that means they are reaching into the pockets of every tax paying EU citizen, and taking money"
      Don't worry, if you live in a European country for any amount of time, you get used to this.
    2. Re:Hrm it seems every slap of the wrist helps them by MaynardJanKeymeulen · · Score: 1

      Hear hear... Brittons are the only ones getting EU tax cuts in the whole union and still complaining..

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  18. TNX - Good to start Sunday AM with a joke by smchris · · Score: 1

    This will surely annoy and confuse the ordinary consumer. As well as disgusting those more knowledgeable about computers who are just as happy to tweak things themselves.

    Not dissimilar to the ton of reviews about how one linux distribution's default desktop looks cooler than the next -- but I suppose we don't want to go there. It does, however, give MS some parity with linux. Now reviewers will have seven versions of Windows to write boring comparisons about.

    1. Re:TNX - Good to start Sunday AM with a joke by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Everyone keeps saying this will confuse the ordinary user--why? They'll just get whatever the OEM slaps on there. The people who actually need to buy an off-the-shelf copy will be people who have the knowledge and ability to actually make an informed decision on what they need.

    2. Re:TNX - Good to start Sunday AM with a joke by smchris · · Score: 1


      Well, we could be talking statistical probabilities. You may be right that there will be an army of grandmothers doing a little web and email who will be obvilious that they are running this or that Windows. But it is also likely that there will be a vocal minority who will be angry that their neighbor's Windows came with a PVR and their's didn't, etc., etc.

      There must be some marketing principle this brand fractionalization or "fuzzifying" violates.

  19. why microsoft, why? by akhomerun · · Score: 1

    i'm guessing that "starter edition" really means "windows xp home edition SP3" and i'm guessing that the only ones worth purchasing would be professional and ultimate, which will probably cost $300 and $400, respectively.

    for the market that microsoft is aiming for (idiots), don't you think that this is going to be just a little too confusing? there are 3 different home editions for God's sake!

    1. Re:why microsoft, why? by InvalidError · · Score: 1

      There is an XP Starter Edition... and if Vista Starter is like it, it should be renamed "Vista Unusable Edition": XP Starter has artificial limits on maximum usable RAM, HDD size, display resolution, number of processes and many other things.

      When I see M$ artificially fragment and cripple Windows like this, it makes me feel like I should start considering a Linux migration.

  20. Two *Other* Versions by nighty5 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Unstable & Stable.

    Although Stable will probably be realised sometime after, around 2017.

    1. Re:Two *Other* Versions by Adelbert · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sorry, are you talking about Vista or Debian?

    2. Re:Two *Other* Versions by nighty5 · · Score: 1

      Yes, it was supposed to be a joke.

  21. Support nightmare by orlinius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Am I the only one to think that this will be a nightmare for people in the support industry.
    I'm already having a headache with 7 different editions of Windows 2003 Server and what limitations each one has. Now 7 desktop editions. Obviously they like the number 7.

    Can't they just do like Apple and have 1 Client and 1 Server edition of the OS. Even RedHat has only 3 server editions and 1 desktop edition.

    Nooo, MSFT has decided to milk us all the way with a product segmentation strategy. Well, I guess that they need all the money they can get with their revenues being stagnant in the past several years.

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    1. Re:Support nightmare by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one to think that this will be a nightmare for people in the support industry.

      No, of course not. It was suggested earlier in this very topic!

      http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=161845&cid= 13530915

      In any case, this will no doubt cause a lot of problems for many people. It's difficult enough already for your typical home user to figure out computer-related matters. Now introduce these new version names, and they'll be totally lost. The awful accents of many foreign tech support technicians will no doubt cause even more problems.

      Perhaps this will be the catalyst that will start the exodus away from Windows, and towards Mac OS X, Linux, *BSD and perhaps even Zeta OS.

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    2. Re:Support nightmare by Krach42 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No, it can't be that they're segmenting the product so that they can target their product to better suit the needs of their users.

      I mean, RHEL, vs RH personal.

      Or SUSE Linux with SUSE Enterprise Linux, SUSE Personal Edition, SUSE Trial Edition, etc etc..

      Everyone does this shit. Not to sound like a Microsoft apologist, but what says product segmentation is going for money. Are you REALLY going to be buying more than one copy?

      I mean, if you *are* going to buy more than one copy for the same computer, then it is milking... but these are essentially mutually exclusive purchases.

      So, wtf? Be mad at Microsoft for something that really is their fault, not what everyone else is doing to, and extrapolating stupid things to goad the whole irrational anti-Microsoft mentality.

      Crap, I'm so getting modded down for this post *shakes his head*

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    3. Re:Support nightmare by Krach42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah yes, it'll be so much easier for the support people when you have to ask:

      Tech: "What OS are you running?"
      Clueless: "What do you mean OS?"
      Tech: "It's the thing running your computer."
      Clueless: "Oh, Dell."
      Tech: "Dell is the manufacturer... who makes the software on it?"
      Clueless: "OH!!! I'm sorry. OpenOffice."
      Tech: "*sigh* Ok, open up a terminal."
      Clueless: "How do I do that?"
      Tech: "Well, if you're using Linux GNOME, find the little icon that is located somewhere on some panel that's a little screen like thing, and click that. If you're using Linux KDE, then mostly the same procedure, except everything is going to look different. If you're running MacOSX then open Finder, go to the Applications directory, then go into Utilities then double click on the one that says "Terminal" if you're running ZetaOS then........"

      Gimme a break. Tech support people dealing with customers will always suck until people learn how to understand computers, and then they won't need tech support for anything but those damned esoteric problems that really aren't their fault.

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    4. Re:Support nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's just that they've found out the dark allure of Horcruxes

    5. Re:Support nightmare by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Product segmentation is all nice, but seven different versions, at least three of which (Home Basic, Home Premium and Ultimate) are targetted at the home user market?
      If they would have just released Crippled Edition (aka Starter Edition), a Home Edition, a Professional Edition and an Enterprise Edition, they probably wouldn't make that much less money and I bet that consumers would be less confused about what they want/need.

      My biggest gripe with the Vista lineup is that it'll cause unnecessary confusion. Most home users most likely don't want to compare seven different versions of Windows against each other in order to determine which version suits them best.

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    6. Re:Support nightmare by UnanimousCoward · · Score: 1

      "Isn't 7 the most powerfully magical number?"

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    7. Re:Support nightmare by Badfysh · · Score: 1
      Well I was wondering what version you will get on a new PC, no doubt one of the cheaper versions. This means you will have to upgrade to the version you want. Not forgetting you have already paid for one version when you bought the PC, you will indeed have bought two copies.

      Obviously people who know what they are doing will probably be able to order the version they want, but when Joe Sixpack calls Dell to order, he will take whatever comes with the PC until he realises he can't create a home network or something, and needs a different version of Windows.

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    8. Re:Support nightmare by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      No, they will get whatever OS they had pre-installed on their brand new PC.

      You might want to look at new OS adoption rates outside of geeks. It's very, very low.

      Once it actually does start to increase (ma' and pa' installing new operating systems on older hardware) the various flavors will be well established, and they will have their closest geek advisor tell them exactly what they need to be running.

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    9. Re:Support nightmare by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      What version will I get on my new computer? Mac OSX 10.whatever-they-get-up-next-time. I don't run PCs... more accurately, I suppose now, would be to say, that I don't run Windows unless I have to. Which is at work, and occationally at home. (you know, some of those darned games, just won't get ported)

      If you weren't refering to me specifically, then I suggest using the pronoun "one", as it's much clearer that you're not talking to me. "Well, I was wondering what version one would get on a new PC." (Note the subjunctive; makes it clear that this is a hypothetical generic subposition, and not an actual rhretorical question.) I won't bother with comma usage (I hate it, also), but question marks are appreciated when asking questions.

      Dell will not sell a crippled Operating System, of this you can be assured. While they do sell Windows XP Home Edition, you can't really argue that it's entirely crippled, as the most notable feature the SMP support is simply a lack of a SMP-enabled kernel. Honestly, for Joe Sixpack, there's no difference between XP Pro, and XP Per.

      Now, if you want to argue that Windows Vista Starter edition won't allow you to make a home network, it's possible. But if Dell is selling the computer with a network card, then I'd place money on being able to make a home network on it.

      Plus, everyone's running a home network now. And in order to access the internet, you need 90% of the infrastructure to build a home network (100% if it's broadband through a cable/DSL modem that links with an ethernet cord).

      Joe Sixpack will be fine with his copy of Windows. Whichever one Dell put on it.

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    10. Re:Support nightmare by dioscaido · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess that they need all the money they can get with their revenues being stagnant in the past several years.

      Lookup Microsoft's quarterly reports, and get back to me on this statement.

    11. Re:Support nightmare by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Not to sound like a Microsoft apologist, but what says product segmentation is going for money

      Uh, yeah, like Microsoft would be doing this if they thought it wasn't going to make them more money. Right. The entire point of artificial fragmentation / differential pricing is to make more money, not to make less money. Like Bill Gates woke up one morning and thought, "hey, I know, let's come up with a way for our customers to save money!" ... last I checked, they still didn' t have much competition to speak of.

    12. Re:Support nightmare by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      I guess Gates is shooting for immortality...putting a piece of himself into every copy of Windows. What a crappy existance, though...I'd rather be a bra.

    13. Re:Support nightmare by DaHat · · Score: 1

      Nice obscure Harry Potter reference.

      With 7 horcrux's... Windows will be unstoppable!

    14. Re:Support nightmare by samael · · Score: 1

      Well, supporting home people will mean two kinds. And the business versions will be supported by the dedicated business people. So not actually that many to worry about...

    15. Re:Support nightmare by PMoonlite · · Score: 1

      RH Personal? Never heard of that one. Maybe you meant Fedora Core.

      Doesn't look like there's a SUSE Personal Edition either. Perhaps you meant Professional Edition. Don't see anything like Trial Edition...??

      Sounds like you need to get your facts straight, not straight out of your ass.

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    16. Re:Support nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto that. One of the big arguments where I work (higher ed) for promoting microsoft monotheism is that "standards" (abuse of the word "standard" - but that's anther rant...) simplify support.

      Given a three-four year replacement cycle, it's difficult to support the versions of Windows out there right now. Now we're going to see myriad additional versions? Ha! All well and good if you only have to support platforms for which you control deployment. That's a tough sell even in mid-size enterprises, never mind academia.

      It's time for PHB's to realize the "single platform" mantra is a joke. There is no such thing. Never really was, but now it should be patently obvious, even to the most obtuse manager out there. Support organizations must learn to cope with heterogeneity. Phones, PDA's, mp3 players, laptops, desktops and more are all computers - and they are all getting cheaper by the minute. IT cannot control what kinds of computers people use. They can control what they support. They have two choices: (1) fascism - rule with an iron hand. dictate what people will use. you will be resented and ignored. (2) Support open standards. You can use any email client you want, as long as it support secure IMAP. We support SIP telephony. Whatever. IT remains an asset to the community by promoting interoperability and empowering the end user.

      The big thing in IT right now is not Linux, it's not F/OSS, and it's not Microsoft. The big thing it IT is heterogeneity. The industry is bursting with myriad devices. They are cheap. Computing has become commoditized. The most significant consequence will be a newfound emphasis on the importance of open standards. Microsoft's de-facto monopoly standards play is yesterday's news, because although MS might control the desktop, computing has become much more than PC's. Even goliath Microsoft can't keep up with the proliferation.

      Some players will attempt to emulate the Microsoft of old. They will introduce phones, etc. that attempt to captivate users with proprietary features that drive monopoly adoption of their platform. They will fail. There is no feature they can offer that won't be provided in an open fashion.

      The only real cloud on the horizon is the political power of entrenched corporations who feel threatened by the new reality. That too will pass, because even government benefits from our new wide open future.

    17. Re:Support nightmare by jcr · · Score: 1

      that this will be a nightmare for people in the support industry.

      Umm.. This kind of confusion is precisely what keeps the support industry in business, isn't it? Well, that and the intrinsic uselessness of MS's products.

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    18. Re:Support nightmare by Harker · · Score: 1
      Obviously they like the number 7.


      Well, seven is almost always a good thing, once you get past the "Deadly Sins" it's all good.

      It worked for Samurai, Gunslingers, and Space-Faring aliens, so why not for an OS?

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    19. Re:Support nightmare by PhraudulentOne · · Score: 1

      It's not like they care anyway.. I mean, how many people call Microsoft for support? Everyone goes to the local "computer expert," or their ISP, or the techie in their office. Once those all fail (milked the local expert for too much free time), they will finally bring the computer to the local computer repair store. Microsoft couldn't give two shits if it makes support a nightmare.
        On the plus side (sort of), look how many people make their living from supporting Microsoft problems.

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  22. What? No gaming edition? by Ringthane · · Score: 1

    I thought these guys just announced their recommitment to Windoze gaming...

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    1. Re:What? No gaming edition? by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      Let's read this again, shall we? Keep an eye out for the bolded lines!

      "Windows Vista Ultimate Edition is a superset of both Vista Home Premium and Vista Pro Edition, so it includes all of the features of both of those product versions, plus adds Game Performance Tweaker with integrated gaming experiences, a Podcast creation utility (under consideration, may be cut from product), and online "Club" services (exclusive access to music, movies, services and preferred customer care) and other offerings (also under consideration, may be cut from product)."

      Now, I don't know what they mean by "integrated gaming experiences", but I'm fairly sure that it deals with games.

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    2. Re:What? No gaming edition? by yammosk · · Score: 1

      I thought these guys just announced their recommitment to Windoze gaming...

      I think you are forgeting some of the big moves they are making for Windows gaming, like crippling OpenGL in Vista. I know I for one would have had hours more gaming fun if it wasn't for that damn OpenGL.

  23. Will there be... by lunax · · Score: 5, Funny

    one flavor to rule them all?

    1. Re:Will there be... by JoeCommodore · · Score: 2, Funny

      Um.. that would be the Windows Vista Cracker Edition.

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    2. Re:Will there be... by varmittang · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Mac OS X

      No, really. If Apple opens that up to all Wintel computer companies, it will rule them all. That is if they ever do.

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    3. Re:Will there be... by Bastian · · Score: 1

      Nah. You'd still have to wait for all the video game companies, plus some other various and sundry franchises, to start writing their games for OS X. (That would be just as easy as porting to OS X/PPC.)

      I think that the main things that keep Windows selling selling so well are Half-Life 2 and Microsoft Access.

      And people who have a near-sexual fascination with big numbers followed by two-and-three-letter acronyms. Especially the ones who don't have a strong grasp on what those numbers do.

      (Oh, and Linux people who buy Dells for some cokehead reason, but I like to pretend such things don't happen.)

    4. Re:Will there be... by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      If OSX gets a good DirectX emulator, then it won't be that difficult.

      But you're right about the games. I use Linux exclusively; tried installing Windows for the games, but it's just too difficult. It insists on erasing an MBR and my boot partition, and setup crashes when I try using a different drive.

    5. Re:Will there be... by Bastian · · Score: 1

      Once OSX/x86 hits the consumer market, it will only be a matter of (relatively little) time before WINE is ported to OS X.

      It's going to be very interesting to see what Microsoft does to try and kill WINE once this happens. Probably something involving a patent, which will lead to a rather interesting legal situation should WINE development continue in a place that doesn't recognize software patents.

    6. Re:Will there be... by beeblebrox87 · · Score: 1

      If you have every used wine, you know that it is nowhere close to complete win32 compatability. Relatively few applications run correctly at all, and none run at native speed. Wine is also a pain to set up (by windows/mac standards) and porting isn't going to change that. There will be no need for Microsoft to try to kill wine.

    7. Re:Will there be... by daveb · · Score: 1

      have you seen the interface "AERO" (sickening acroynm .. .forget what it stands for but remember my stomach churning)

      download and extract this and tell me which OS it looks like (to my non apple using eyes itlooks like OS-X)

      http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?fa milyid=fd380553-911e-4659-a085-4dd58ae4b9ae&displa ylang=en

      oh - stupid validation required for that link

    8. Re:Will there be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Apple opens that up to all Wintel computer companies, it will rule them all. That is if they ever do.

      They won't ever, so it's kind of a pointless statement. They don't care if they get X% of market share. They only care about growing their own business. Why compete on Microsoft's turf when you can get people to switch anyway?

      You sound like yet another "I wish I had a Mac, but I'm too cheap" nerd, wishing that the world would conform to your twisted expectations of it.

    9. Re:Will there be... by varmittang · · Score: 1

      Yeah, ok. You can already make Windows look like OS X, not need for an MS add on. Article about people with XP trying to make it like OS X. And Stardock

      Do these make XP into OS X? NO! There is so much more beyond the user interface that XP or Windows can't duplicate, especiallly security. Have fun with your AERO interface, I'm talking full OS here.

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    10. Re:Will there be... by PeterBrett · · Score: 1
      Relatively few applications run correctly at all, and none run at native speed.

      The former statement is unfortunately true, the latter is a troll. In my experience, those applications that do run correctly under Wine run faster than they do on Windows proper. And yes, that includes some fairly 3D-intensive applications (Half-Life in OpenGL mode comes to mind).

      A benchmark I ran gave 95 FPS avg. on Windows and 107 FPS avg. on Wine (can't remember which version I was running. Interestingly, that was with an ATi graphics card...

    11. Re:Will there be... by varmittang · · Score: 1

      Actually, I have many Macs

      PowerMac G4 Daul 1Ghz
      iBook G3 600Mhz
      PowerBook G4 1.6Ghz

      and my parents have a iMac 1.6Ghz G5 due to me. So no, I'm not a "I'm to cheap" nerd.

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    12. Re:Will there be... by kuzb · · Score: 1

      They won't, because there isn't a company on the planet that sells anything called a 'wintel'.

      Jokes aside, do you think that even for a second Apple would give up their niche? Hardware lock-in is about all they have to keep them going in that particular market.

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  24. For Admins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft also announced they would be selling all of the available distro's in one lump bundle. The item will be called "Microsoft Windows Vista Neopolitan Edition" and will cost you one arm and one leg, of your choosing.

  25. Seven different versions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and I bet none of them even run Linux

  26. Article Text by slashflood · · Score: 5, Funny
    • Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as Vanity.
    • Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation. Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.
    • Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.
    • Anger is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath.
    • Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness.
    • Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.
    1. Re:Article Text by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Starter Edition, Sloth
      Home Basic Edition, Anger
      Home Premium Edition, - Pride
      Professional Edition, - Lust
      Small Business Edition, - Envy
      Enterprise Edition, and Greed
      Ultimate Edition.- Gluttony

      I think these are better names for the editions.

      I'll take a Windows Vista Gluttony Edition, thanks

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    2. Re:Article Text by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      And don't forget Gluttony.

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    3. Re:Article Text by slashflood · · Score: 1
      And don't forget Gluttony.

      You're right, I forgot Windows Vista Ultimate Edition:
      • Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.
    4. Re:Article Text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes you wonder why they chose vista, 'Windows Avarice' is a far more fitting name.

      Coming soon: Linspire purview.

    5. Re:Article Text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You didn't forget gluttony, just a ,

      , and

    6. Re:Article Text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anger??? I don't believe that is in that list. The sin is WRATH!!! Anger is not wrath. Wrath is the "worst case scenario" result of simple anger. Anger is not even a sin, let alone one of the big seven. Anger is a human emotion. It is a plain, sin-free activity.

  27. and what about XP? by geoff+lane · · Score: 1

    What the chances that WinXP will be rebranded as "Vista Classic" for all those people who can't afford the bank loans required for the hardware upgrade necessary to get Vista running at more than a glacial pace?

  28. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by mkro · · Score: 5, Informative
    Home users probably won't know what version they have, and that will complicate tech support calls of all types.

    Been there, done that.
    - "So do you have service pack 2 installed?"
    - "Uhm, maybe you should speak to my son, I am not much into this..."
    - "Hold the little flag button on the bottom left of your keyboard, then push the Pause/Break button faaar up on the right at the same time"
    - "Oh, something happened."
    - "Can you read what is says under System?"
    - "Uh, yes, Windows... copyright, oh, Service pack 2"

    Usually this does not take longer than 30 secs, and will most likely work on Vista too.
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  29. It's all too hard... by AcidDan · · Score: 1

    Hmm, All of these editions - won't this cause fragmentation of the userbase as consumers ponder which OS to choose. With seven editions of the CLIENT OS (how many ruddy server editions will there be!?) I'm starting to think this is going to be a mess...

    It's also going to be interesting when people "upgrade" from the home edition to say Vista "starter Edition" - Hmm, where did all my functionality go???

    I say keep it simple. You don't see a Home/Pro editions of OSX - you have one for clients, and one for servers. ... Add to this the whole HDTV and no LCDs in the market currently supporting the new DRM for HDTV playback from Blue-ray and HD-DVD and I think that 12-18 months from now things are going to be messy... ... Let's not even touch on support:

    Tech: What edition are you running
    Caller: Windows

    Hmm, good times to be had...

    -- Dan

    1. Re:It's all too hard... by Sancho · · Score: 1

      It's also going to be interesting when people "upgrade" from the home edition to say Vista "starter Edition" - Hmm, where did all my functionality go???

      Probably won't ever happen. Starter edition shouldn't be offered outside of a few countries where Windows is heavily pirated. In those countries, pirates will use a pirated version of Vista, retaining all capabilities. Those few legitimate users might be affected, but they'll probably understand what "starter" is because it's a bigger deal in their country.

      Tech: What edition are you running
      Caller: Windows


      You must not be in tech support. We already have this problem.

      Tech: What operating system are you running?
      Caller: Windows
      Tech: Which version?
      Caller: Uh, I dunno, it came on the computer.
      Tech: How old is the computer
      Caller: Uh, I really don't know.
      Tech: *bangs head on desk, then walks user through finding the system properties*

  30. Seems like a load of arse to me. by caluml · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Good lord. What a lot of nonsense that looks like. I wonder why they haven't taken it to extremes and have "Windows Webserver", "Windows Fileserver", "Windows Domain Controller", etc versions. Surely Workstation, Server, and maybe Advanced Server (for clustering, load-balancing, etc) are the only versions really needed. All the rest are so they can gouge a few more pounds/dollars/euros/yen out of the users.
    Still - I'm not worried - it looks like England will win the Test, and I run Linux, so all is well.

    1. Re:Seems like a load of arse to me. by stickytar · · Score: 1

      They actually have taken it to the extremes. Currently we have these versions of Windows available if you purchase from an OEM: 2003 Web Edition aka "Windows Webserver" (Can't be a DC or run SQL) 2003 Storage Edition aka "Windows Fileserver" (Runs on SAN devices) 2003 Standard Edition aka "Windows Domain Controller" It sounds crazy but it seems like Microsoft has already gone extreme in their handling of their server software editions as well.

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    2. Re:Seems like a load of arse to me. by locokamil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well... they won't win the Test, they'll draw it. But they'll still take home the Ashes-- what a glorious day it will be. :)

      About bloody time. It's been what? 15, 20 years now?

    3. Re:Seems like a load of arse to me. by Allador · · Score: 1

      It's the other way around, actually.

      Windows Web Edition was created to provide a cheap version of the OS w/ IIS that did not require any CALs (Client Access License).

      Same for the versions that run on the purpose-built NAS boxes sold by many vendors.

      Product segmentation in any industry serves the same purpose: to gain more customers than they'd have without it.

      So you charge more for the high end versions to people that want those features and can pay more. You charge less for the versions that are simpler and appeal to those who might otherwise buy a cheaper/free competitor.

    4. Re:Seems like a load of arse to me. by jameshowison · · Score: 1

      18 years. 18 years and finally God and Flintoff look to have combined to take the urn home.

      But study England's second innings totals (and the overs they used) and you see that they will need their longest innings yet to ensure the draw without the risk of seeing Langer and Hayden back in the middle (or would they open with Gillie? Not this summer I'm afraid). And if the aussies do get back in with at least a session England's going to want their highest second innings total too!

      And if Warne fires ... well it's going to be an interesting day, even in the English gloom.

    5. Re:Seems like a load of arse to me. by locokamil · · Score: 1

      As the only slashdotter i could find out there who actually likes cricket:

      AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

      !!!!

  31. More Windows confusion good for Linux by Novus · · Score: 3, Funny

    This makes choosing the right Windows version to install almost as hard as choosing the right Linux distribution. Imagine the sales:

    - 1 copy of Windows Vista, please.
    - Will that be Starter Edition, Home Basic Edition, Home Premium Edition, Professional Edition, Small Business Edition, Enterprise Edition or Ultimate Edition?
    - Uh... Never mind, just give me the latest openSUSE Linux.

    One can only hope...

    Alternative ending:

    - Does the Enterprise Edition come with Kirk or Picard?

    1. Re:More Windows confusion good for Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      - Does the Enterprise Edition come with Kirk or Picard?

      comes with Janeway - nobody wanted her either...
    2. Re:More Windows confusion good for Linux by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Janeway never captained the Enterprise...

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  32. way to confuse the customers... by target562 · · Score: 1

    I'll just stick with my OSX "it just works" edition.

  33. The Quiz by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 1
    OK, everyone got that? There will be a quiz on Monday.

    Yes, and the quiz is the new and improved MCSE. (well, they have to make it difficult somehow)

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  34. I'm not religious, but... by c0l0 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Seven? Like:

    1. Pride

    2. Avarice

    3. Envy

    4. Wrath

    5. Lust

    6. Gluttony

    7. Sloth

    ?

    I, for one, welcome our new Deadly Sin Operating (or wasn't that ... "Overlording"?) Systems.

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    YTARY!
  35. Every other OS is easier to buy(or simply:select)? by D4C5CE · · Score: 4, Interesting
    there will be 7 versions of Windows Vista: Starter Edition, Home Basic Edition, Home Premium Edition, Professional Edition, Small Business Edition, Enterprise Edition, and Ultimate Edition.
    ROTFL! You couldn't even make these things up... The new worry for purchasing managers seems to become "how not to get fired for picking the wrong flavor of Windows." Makes you think twice about telling your company to stay on Windows in the first place...
    Remember there was a company that had an ad complaining how Linux came in too many "mutations" (the basis of evolution BTW)?
  36. just wondering... by akhomerun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    does ANYONE think this is a good idea? i mean, some things that /. readers can't tolerate, the typical american consumer doesn't care about. but seriously, is there a single person in the entire world who thinks this is a step forewards? is there going to be a single gamer, grandma, IT guy, programmer, homework-doer, or first-time computer buyer who actually thinks this is a good idea? why wouldn't microsoft want to make things more simple for the consumer. the ipod + itunes combo is an outstanding example of how simplicity, reliability, and having a complete system can win over consumers even if the device is overpriced at times, and if other MP3 players have more features.

    1. Re:just wondering... by kabz · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this whole multiple version deal seems crazy. It fair enough to have a high end server version, and a regular version, but that's about all I want to deal with.

      My copy of XP Home sucks because I can't remote desktop to it. This is a completely artificial restriction that doesn't do *anything* except piss me off and make me think about switching to other operating systems.

      OS X comes in two versions as far as I know. Standard with everything you need, hopefully, and a server version. I have a Powerbook now, and it kicks ass.

      Why do it any other way, except to maximise profit at the expense of users.

      Linux distros fall into a different area since it seems that most mainstream distros can at least support everything if you want to go to the trouble of learning apt or synaptic or portage. It's a shame that the pre-installed Linux's catch such a bad rap since they will be what really hurts Windows. I'm sure the pre-installed stuff will evolve towards what users actually get along with.

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    2. Re:just wondering... by dodobh · · Score: 1

      The needs of users are totally different. Home usewrs typically do not need AD and other enterprise stuff, while enterprises can happily do without stuff that the home user wants/needs.

      One small application doing its thing right. Only Microsoft is doing it poorly, as predicted.

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    3. Re:just wondering... by Haeleth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      does ANYONE think this is a good idea?

      Yes, since you ask. Microsoft, for example.

      the ipod + itunes combo is an outstanding example of how simplicity, reliability, and having a complete system can win over consumers even if the device is overpriced at times, and if other MP3 players have more features.

      It's also a perfect example of how having a complete range, covering a wide variety of price points and feature sets, is not actually a bad thing.

      "I'd like an iPod, please."
      "Certainly, sir, would that be a 20 GB iPod, a 60 GB iPod, a 2 GB iPod Nano, a 4 GB iPod Nano, a 512 MB iPod Shuffle, a 1 GB iPod Shuffle, or we have some special editions over there and some old stock including various iPod Minis over there..."

      In fact, all in all there are probably several times as many different variations on the iPod as there will be on Windows Vista. So, uh, what was your point again?

    4. Re:just wondering... by kindrom · · Score: 1
      "Certainly, sir, would that be a 20 GB iPod, a 60 GB iPod, a 2 GB iPod Nano, a 4 GB iPod Nano, a 512 MB iPod Shuffle, a 1 GB iPod Shuffle [...]"

      In fact, all in all there are probably several times as many different variations on the iPod as there will be on Windows Vista.

      No, you got them all -- except the U2 iPod. So that makes seven variations, same as Vista.

      (Want to include iPods that aren't in their line anymore? Let's start counting the previous editions of Windows...)

    5. Re:just wondering... by akhomerun · · Score: 1

      In fact, all in all there are probably several times as many different variations on the iPod as there will be on Windows Vista. So, uh, what was your point again? having different drive capacities and colors makes sense. but there's no reason to just disable features in the OS and call it "starter edition". a 60 GB ipod actually costs more than a 20 GB ipod to make. however, the price of making a CD that contains Vista Ultimate costs Microsoft not a penny more than it does to make a Starter Edition CD. whereas the differnt incompatibilities of the different version of Windows confuse and frustrate, with the exception of the ipod shuffle all the ipods have the exact same user interface and the exact same controls.

    6. Re:just wondering... by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 1

      But they all play the music!

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    7. Re:just wondering... by klubar · · Score: 1

      Of course the iPod comes in at least 6 flavors (not counting colors). To the slahdot crowd choice from Apple is good, from MS bad. And from linux devine.

    8. Re:just wondering... by philg8 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You raise a valid point about differing products and prices. However, in the iPod example you give, the main differences are all about:
      1) how big (physically) is the iPod and
      2) how many songs does it hold? (Apple generally advertises number of songs instead of GB)

      These two concepts are very simple for most people to understand. You can tell how big anything is just by looking at it, and cassettes came in 30, 60, and 90 minute lengths (I'm sure there are other examples), so consumers are accustomed to the idea of finite music space.

      Creating differences in an operating system is a whole new world of trouble. First of all, even the technically skilled people who understand the differences will still have to research the differences. For people who aren't familiar with the inner workings of an OS this will pose an impossible task, and they will buy whatever Dell or Best Buy says they need.

      Also, limitations in the software will not be restricted based on physical attributes (such as hard drive storage), but rather on whatever Microsoft decides should be functional.

      "Sorry, to connect using ODBC you'll need at least a Small Business License." Of course, the Small Business will only connect to Jet DB (Access) sources, and Enterprise will be required for SQL Server connections. (Those are hypothetical examples of the top of my head). I always find limitations that are imposed only because I haven't forked over enough money are really annoying.

  37. Bagain?!! by linumax · · Score: 1

    I believe I shall buy all of them together then!

  38. How about quality where it matters? by TempEcho · · Score: 0

    Ok, we are going to bring out a new type of car. Afcource we make different versions so people pay even more for just slight variations. So, we give them a car, but we don't give them the stuff they need to use it in a good way, they need to pay extra for that. e.g. The only reason most people aware of Linux still use Windows is for gaming, and the only way to have optimum performance is to buy the most expensive version (Ultimate). It may be smart, but they are screwing 'us' again.

  39. Two problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    First, this will create tech support hell. A lot of users today don't even know if they're running Win2k or WinXP, and MS wants to spread that out to SEVEN versions?

    Second, this is going to require a lot more global bandwidth as people download illegal copies of all those versions.

  40. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by Novus · · Score: 1

    Win-Pause opens System Properties on Windows ME too, at least. Can someone check this on earlier Windowses?

    Of course, the die-hards with 101/102 key keyboards or worse are going to have problems with that, but they can usually find their version info on their own.

  41. Re:Windows Vista Forum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    You didn't "find" the website. You own the website. You've already said you own iconnectzone.com. A Whois on winvistasecrets.com and a whois on iconnectzone.com gives the same owner: Linlay Lee Kien On. Most of your comments spam these links. The Slashdot community doesn't give a shit about some Micro$oft-promoting website. So get lost.

  42. The only version that will matter... by N8F8 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The only version that will matter is the version that vendors like Dell, HP and IBM install. All the rest will be niche.

    As a side note, I installed SuSe 10.0 RC1 yesterday on a brand new Dell Latitude D810 and had everything but the NVidia driver working in short order. Slight problem with the firmware binary package for the Centrino WLAN card not being installed, but other than that pretty smooth. I tried SUPER SuSe first and though it had the same WLAN problem it was faster than hell. Much more responsive. Would be nice to be able to search through packages available on the install CD, post install. Also, the wrong kernel-sources packages was included with the RC1 version. I posted the few bugs I noticed.

    Look out Microsoft. New Linux distros are at about the Windows 2000 level of ease of use and catching up quickly.

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    1. Re:The only version that will matter... by ibentmywookie · · Score: 1
      Look out Microsoft. New Linux distros are at about the Windows 2000 level of ease of use and catching up quickly.
      And since windows XP is a step backwards from win2k, we can assume Linux are as easy to use as the best MS have to offer?

      I installed WinXP dual boot with Ubuntu yesterday. When I installed XP, I was dumbfounded that I didn't have networking. It's just a standard realtek network adapter. I hadn't even thought that I might need network drivers.

      So after hunting for my Motherboard manufacturers driver disk, all was well. I then had to proceed to turn off all the annoying crap (themes, stupid securty center alerts, other alerts, other crap that pops up and annoys you, stupid big start menu, etc etc).

      Damn I hate XP.

      Ubuntu wasn't without fault though. I did have to hack /etc/X11/xorg.conf to get a decent refresh rate. I also had to hack grub so I could actually dual boot. But other than that, everything was fine.
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  43. Most users are nowhere near that advanced. by CyricZ · · Score: 1

    But honestly, most users do not know what features they need. It is difficult for them to know what they need now, let alone what they'll need next week, next month, or on the next September 11th.

    When people struggle setting up a system (you know, plugging the purple mouse USB connector into the purple USB slot, and the green keyboard USB connector into the green USB slot, and no problems being caused if they're switched), they aren't in a position to be trying to select one out of seven versions of an operating system based on features and future needs.

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    1. Re:Most users are nowhere near that advanced. by Kazzahdrane · · Score: 1

      Just wait, some of the business version won't be on sale in most stores and the Ultimate edition will have to ordered direct from MS's website and it will be hand delivered by Bill himself along with your certificate of authenticity and free Furby. I shouldn't imagine the average home user going into a store to buy Vista will have too many to chose from, and as long as the employees in the store actually want to give good advice they should leave with the version they need. Here's betting stores operate a policy of advising all customers to buy the most expensive version. Or the totally nerfed one then sell them another version a month later when they realise that they need to run 4+ apps at once!

  44. New Motto by Comatose51 · · Score: 4, Funny

    New Microsoft motto: "Gotta Catch'Em All"

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    1. Re:New Motto by Lillesvin · · Score: 1

      Something kinda like VDs? :-p

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    2. Re:New Motto by haggar · · Score: 1

      New Microsoft motto: "Gotta Catch'Em All"

      This short post is the most insightful in the whole thread. Yes, the whole point is to layer the market and to milk it for all it's good. Why do you think they introduced DVD region codes. Certainly not as a convenience for the consumers.

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  45. Seven flavors? by rfunches · · Score: 0, Redundant

    What is this, a Baskin Robbins?

  46. Educated guesses by Jarnis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ooo lets see... Educated Guess Time;

    I predict that...

    General people will buy the cheapest version that runs all applications. That version will be bundled with majority of the home computers. That will probably be the 'Basic' Home version. Don't expect it to be any cheaper than current Home Edition - MS has a monopoly, no reason to undercut in such situation. Premium crap will most likely be priced like today's Pro version, and will only sell to the crowd that today buys Media Center Edition.

    If there are feature differences that matter to the applications (such as games or normal productivity apps) everyone will ignore crippled versions - bye bye starter ed. Dunno why MS can't figure this out.

    Ultimate Edition will probably be sold to the Alienware/Dell XPS crowd that is too clueless. Rest will ignore the MS software clutter - especially since the ultimate edition has 'subscription' written all over it - the OS itself might work without one, but if it adds any downloadable extras, those will definitely want your personal information, and probably monthly fee sooner or later. I guess MS has gotten addicted to the mothly income it gathers from XBox Live subscribers. Someone has probably calculated how much they'd make if they could milk monthly fees from (some) Windows users as well.

    As far as Warez goes - unless the 'Corporate Pro/Enterprise editions' are crippled in some way that matters to home user (lack of MCE features doesn't really qualify), that will be the version(s) that will make rounds - just like today. Additionally the 'Ultimate' version will be cracked to satisfy the 'Must have best version' crowd that previously cackled and downloaded warez versions of such gems as Win2003 Advanced Server for their home PCs so they could have the 'best' Windows. However, most won't want to bother with the extra bloat - or it will be ripped out of the Ultimate and plugged to a suitably modded Corporate version.

    Just my 2 cents...

    1. Re:Educated guesses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I take some offense at that comment. Yes, I do have an Inspiron XPS Gen 2 laptop, but it's mostly for economic reasons. I run my own small consulting business, and for the most part, I build computers for people who want new ones, instead of sending them to Dell. However, I'm also a college student, and a gamer, so I needed a laptop that I could both take notes on, play games on, and had a battery life long enough to at least boot up the computer. (My laptop = 2 hours, running full tilt. Alienware = barely an hour. Not much choice there...)

      Having the funds to buy only one computer, I opted for the Inspiron XPS. I've never looked back.

      As for Vista, I highly doubt I'll be upgrading, at least until someone disables the built in DRM that everyone is saying will be included.

      So not every XPS owner is clueless...but I'd agree that the Alienware users are. ;)

    2. Re:Educated guesses by Jarnis · · Score: 1

      Okay, in the laptop side there are some reasons to pay a premium for Dell XPS - tho personally I'd never try to play modern games on a laptop, and for business use I'd personally buy IBM Thinkpad instead. But that's just my personal opinion, and I know plenty of people who are more than happy to game on expensive 'gaming laptops'.

      But, in general, those who buy premium priced 'branded' computers are the target audience for Ultimate Edition. Extra 150$ for 'Best' Windows is easy to sink into the price tag of a 4000$ computer.

    3. Re:Educated guesses by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft didn't want to release Windows XP Starter edition, or Windows XP N.

      GOVERNMENT made them release those.

      So, now Microsoft figures that it will make up some Starter edition boxes, then the Governments can't complain.

      Makes sense to me. Why don't you get it yet?

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    4. Re:Educated guesses by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      If there are feature differences that matter to the applications (such as games or normal productivity apps) everyone will ignore crippled versions - bye bye starter ed. Dunno why MS can't figure this out.

      Oh, they're going to make a lot of money with the Starter Edition. Take one (1) poor country. Add one (1) organization that wants to provide the country with cheap computers. Add one (1) operating system that's so expensive that only the Starter Edition can be installed on the computers. Wait for one (1) new stream of revenue as people get hooked on your OS and have to upgrade in order to do anything useful with it. Take the money and make a big pile out of it.

      You get one serving of cash, best served cold and hard.

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    5. Re:Educated guesses by Musteval · · Score: 1

      Hey, now. Not all Alienware users are clueless. Some just don't pay for them.

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    6. Re:Educated guesses by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      Microsoft didn't want to release Windows XP Starter edition, or Windows XP N. GOVERNMENT made them release those.

      Windows XP N, yes. Any chance you would be so kind as to identify which government forced Microsoft to release XP Starter Edition?

      Of course you can't, because it didn't happen. Microsoft came up with the Starter Edition idea themselves, so as to be able to compete with Linux on ultra-cheap PCs. The Brazilian government was involved in specifying the price of said PCs, but they never "made" Microsoft release anything. It was entirely Microsoft's choice whether they participated in the initiative or not; they could quite well have sat out and let Linux take over the market, or offered special pricing on XP Home.

    7. Re:Educated guesses by Carlos+Laviola · · Score: 1

      1.8026175 × 10^12 furlongs per fortnight

      Haha, nice. I suggest that anyone puzzled at this paste it on google and, if further puzzled, paste the answer back. :-)

    8. Re:Educated guesses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess, unless they try one (1) OSS OS and decide it provides the functionality for free, and they can extend it in any way they want instead of having an american company control their OS of choice. There are more reasons than just money for choosing software, and most countries (including USA) don't want to be dependant on other countries.

    9. Re:Educated guesses by Bent+Mind · · Score: 1

      Depending on the pricing, OEMs might want to ship computers with the Starter Edition. Most OEMs would do anything to increase margins in this market. The plus side for Microsoft would be increased revenue from upgrade purchases. Heck, all of those countless unemployed paper certificates I'm always hearing about might even be able to profit from installing edition upgrades in the home market.

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    10. Re:Educated guesses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terry Pratchet? Or from Hitchhiker's?

    11. Re:Educated guesses by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      If there are feature differences that matter to the applications (such as games or normal productivity apps) everyone will ignore crippled versions - bye bye starter ed. Dunno why MS can't figure this out.

      Monopoly or not, you don't get to be one of the biggest companies in the world by making stupid decisions. MS has a reason for everything it does. Sure, it makes mistakes, but when it comes to business it doesn't make them very often or more than once.

      If there's anyone who doesn't "get" why MS is releasing crippled versions of its OSes, it's you, not them.

      I guess MS has gotten addicted to the mothly income it gathers from XBox Live subscribers.

      Two words: recurring revenue. There isn't a compnany in existence that wouldn't love to increase its recurring revenue. Selling a product once is great. Selling a subscription to something is much better - that gives you a nice dependable monthly/quarterly/yearly income.

      the 'Must have best version' crowd that previously cackled and downloaded warez versions of such gems as Win2003 Advanced Server for their home PCs so they could have the 'best' Windows

      Word has it that, suitably configured, Win2003 AS is actually an excellent desktop OS, capable of doing anything a user would want (including multi-media stuff and games) and very stable too. Of course you'd know that, as you wouldn't be denigrating a group of people just for the hell of it with no hard information to base your opinions on. (And no, I'm running XP Pro, before you ask)

  47. I hope by teslatug · · Score: 1

    I hope one of them would come without the four horsemen, Outlook, Messenger, WMP, and IE, installed, but I'm probably dreaming (I'd even call that the Ultimate).

  48. Oh, I get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    So, Small Business Edition is like Mac OS X, Enterprise Edition is like OS X Server, Ultimate Edition is like OS X with a free subscription to iTunes and a few other things, and Starter Edition is like going back to Mac OS 9.

    That leaves the Home Editions. Hmmm... OS X before you install the developers tools?

  49. hell yes. by imag0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've been sitting here this evening getting some scripts setup to auto-export IIS website configurations (which I then export out to a Linux box with some PHP and MySql goodness makes a searchable database for all the websites we do shared hosting with).

    There's eight different servers (a test bed), just about all of them have to be treated in some special way (iis5 exports stuff differently than iis6, forcing me to write my parser *twice* to make things work right.

    Even better, sometimes different service packs change things around in undocumented ways, forcing me to once again re-write individual scripts to take that into account.

    Eight boxes, two versions of Microsoft operating systems, two service packs and I have five(!) different scripts to handle it all and make it work.

    Where Do You Want To Go Today, indeed.

    1. Re:hell yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you looked at application center? It sounds like you've spent a lot of time writing scripts to replace what several commercial products offer for a slight cost. I think F5 has something too.

      http://www.microsoft.com/applicationcenter/default .mspx

  50. Why do you run your site on Linux? by CyricZ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It looks like your pro-Windows site runs on Linux.

    http://uptime.netcraft.net/up/graph?site=www.winvi stasecrets.com&probe=1

    Is Windows, be it Windows 2000 Server or Windows 2003 Server, unable to cope with the minor loads your site receives?

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    1. Re:Why do you run your site on Linux? by diegocgteleline.es · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why do you run your site on Linux?

      Because they're not stupid zealots who has to use just 1 operative system to satisfy their ego? Because they're using a hosting company who runs linux?

    2. Re:Why do you run your site on Linux? by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      It is quite easy to find a hosting company that runs Windows software. And when you're touting the excellence of Windows, you'd better be using it yourself.

      It is no different than if the Slackware site were hosted on Windows Server 2003. It would be a complete mockery.

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    3. Re:Why do you run your site on Linux? by Sancho · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's absurd. Should PalmOS be hosted on a PalmOS server?

      We use the operating system that is the best for the job. I use Windows at home for some things. My notebook (which goes with me just about everywhere, including work) runs Linux. Maybe this guy just doesn't think that Windows is that hot for servers, but is more than capable as a workstation? Life isn't black and white, you know.

    4. Re:Why do you run your site on Linux? by CyricZ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is PalmOS a server operating system? Of course not! Hence a site regarding it should not be forced to run on PalmOS.

      Indeed, it is important to use the best system for the job. When one touts Windows as the best system, then they should very well be using it themselves. If they aren't using it, then that is evidence to suggest it does not live up to their hype.

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    5. Re:Why do you run your site on Linux? by diegocgteleline.es · · Score: 1

      And when you're touting the excellence of Windows, you'd better be using it yourself.

      So, if I like Windows that means that linux is crap and I can't use it?

      I use linux and I think Windows is a OK operative system, which why I've bought it, still I defend linux above everything else. Why I should do another thing?

    6. Re:Why do you run your site on Linux? by Sancho · · Score: 1

      I didn't see them touting anything. It's a forum. It's for discussion. The site also has forums for Win98--which no one in their right mind would consider as a server OS. Should they be forced to run on Windows 98?

      That really makes another point. The site is primarily about Windows Vista, which isn't even out yet. Are you actually advocating software piracy so they can run the site on the OS they're talking about? Perhaps the guy doesn't think previous Windows OSs were server class?

      *shrug* I'm mostly playing the devil's advocate here, but I do think you're being a little overzealous in your suggestions.

    7. Re:Why do you run your site on Linux? by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      It means that if you run a website praising Windows as the best operating system, then you'd damn well better be running your website on Windows.

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    8. Re:Why do you run your site on Linux? by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      Windows Server 2003 exists, and is a very real product used by many hosting firms. They can and should be running their pro-Windows forums on such servers.

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    9. Re:Why do you run your site on Linux? by Sancho · · Score: 1

      I said: Perhaps the guy doesn't think previous Windows OSs were server class?

      You said: Windows Server 2003 exists, and is a very real product used by many hosting firms. They can and should be running their pro-Windows forums on such servers.

      I say (using a little logic): Hmm, isn't Windows Server 2003 a "previous" version to Vista?

      My statement stands. Your reply does not counter it.

    10. Re:Why do you run your site on Linux? by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      You failed to comprehend the situation. It doesn't matter if he's running his pro-Windows site on Windows 98 or Windows XP Home or Windows Server 2003 or Windows Vista. What matters is that he is running his pro-Windows site on some version of Windows. As such, you're still in the wrong.

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    11. Re:Why do you run your site on Linux? by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Considering it's all opinions anyway, you're apparently pretty stupid to say I'm "in the wrong".

      And you've forgotten the point you already conceded. That you use the right tool for the job. One might, in theory, want to promote Windows on the desktop without suggesting or thinking that it's good as a server. They're two completely different uses and require completely different sets of capabilities.

    12. Re:Why do you run your site on Linux? by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      When you go around claiming that Windows is the right tool for the right job, you'd better be using it. It's as simple as that, my Mexican friend. I'm not sure why you're having so much trouble comprehending such a simple concept.

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    13. Re:Why do you run your site on Linux? by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Could you please point me to a place on that site where the owner claims that a non-Vista version of Windows is the right tool for hosting a forum?

      Until you can, you've completely failed to prove your point, because nowhere in the post nor on the site itself do I see him claiming that Windows is appropriate for forum-hosting, much less "the right tool for the job." You're just making stuff up in order to try to win an argument (because I /highly/ doubt you've gone and read a single word on those forums)

      (and if the Mexican comment was supposed to be some sort of sideways slur, you're off-target. I'm actually as white as they come, but if you're looking for something more appropriate, try "mick")

    14. Re:Why do you run your site on Linux? by trudyscousin · · Score: 1

      "Should PalmOS be hosted on a PalmOS server?"

      Why am I suddenly thinking about the Monty Python joke about cutting down the forest with a herring?

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    15. Re:Why do you run your site on Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with the other two people. You are an idiot. You have lost. Just get on with your life.

    16. Re:Why do you run your site on Linux? by magicchex · · Score: 1

      I second (fourth?) the other posters' sentiments.

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    17. Re:Why do you run your site on Linux? by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1
      Would it be like OpenBSD's site being hosted on Solaris? Well, it is.

      There's lots of reasons why a Windows site might be hosted on Linux, the least of which is, who cares, web hosting is web hosting.

    18. Re:Why do you run your site on Linux? by bushidocoder · · Score: 1
      That makes no sense at all - you use the tool that's best for the job at hand.

      Windows 2003 server is a great server system, but it costs money. If my website didn't need ASP.NET because I was just going to run a php forum module, it doesn't make any sense whatsoever to spend the extra money to buy Windows Server.

      A person could own a BMW, work for BMW, run a BMW enthusiasts website, and that doesn't change the fact that if they're going to Home Depot to pick up a bunch of mulch, they'd probably borrow their neighbor's Ford truck.

    19. Re:Why do you run your site on Linux? by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 1

      Maybe you could point me to the authority on this that says you must run your website on the OS the website is promoting/discussing.

      I must have missed that one in school.

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  51. Tinfoil hat and performance by EWIPlayer · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but my tinfoil hat is itching me...

    Does anyone else think that the Performance Tweaking code is simply

    if (g_iPerformanceTweakingRequested == 0)
    sleep 1;

    I should do this in my code... every 6 months I can put out a perfomrance "tweak".

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    1. Re:Tinfoil hat and performance by CyricZ · · Score: 1
      It probably isn't like that. Namely because that isn't even correct C code. A corrected version:

      if (g_iPerformanceTweakingRequested == 0)
        sleep(1);

      Now you run into a problem regarding the sleep() function under Windows. There is a very good chance it just does not exist. And suppose you have written your own, or are using the Cygwin port, then the meaning of the value passed may vary significantly. Is that 1 ms, or 1 second, or 1 hour, or 1 day?

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    2. Re:Tinfoil hat and performance by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      Now you run into a problem regarding the sleep() function under Windows. There is a very good chance it just does not exist. And suppose you have written your own, or are using the Cygwin port, then the meaning of the value passed may vary significantly. Is that 1 ms, or 1 second, or 1 hour, or 1 day?

      Well... considering the video cards that're in most desktops, and Vista demanding at least 256mb, 1fph (hour) sounds about right when you're playing EQ. :)

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    3. Re:Tinfoil hat and performance by EWIPlayer · · Score: 1

      That thing that went whizing by your head a while back... that was "the point". Try not to miss it next time :)

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  52. I'm sure this makes PC manufacturers happy.... by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

    back in the day, Dell et al. didn't want to put Linux on a system because they only wanted to have to install 1 image, and support 1 OS.

    Now, just to put windows on, they'll have to support seven ? Did MS ok this with their vendors first? If they're going to be installing 7 images on those assembly lines, might as well install 8 or 9...

    1. Re:I'm sure this makes PC manufacturers happy.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I am sure that Micro$haft would provide them with a personality module to change personalities.

      Let's just hope Balmer's personality is not included or your PC will throw your chair if you download any FOSS software.

  53. Mod Parent Up by IWorkForMorons · · Score: 1

    I didn't know the WinKey-Pause thing before. As a geek, I should know things like that. But I usually know how to get to that information on my own. Still, that's handy.

  54. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Win-Pause opens System Properties on Windows ME too, at least. Can someone check this on earlier Windowses?

    It works on 98SE.

  55. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by Krach42 · · Score: 3, Informative

    What like with Windows XP? XP has six flavors:

    Windows XP Personal Edition
    Windows XP Professional Edition
    Windows XP Personal Edition N
    Windows XP Professional Edition N
    Windows XP...
    Windows XP...

    I don't remember the other two off the top of my head, but I know they're there.

    Or, maybe it's like Server 2003

    Which comes in 5 flavors:

    Windows Server 2003 Standard Edition
    Windows Server 2003 Enterprise Edition
    Windows Server 2003 Datacenter Edition
    Windows Server 2003 High-Performance Computing
    Windows Small Business Server 2003

    (I left out the x64, and ia64 flavors, as I don't believe those are actually really all that much of "flavors" but they are sold seperately, so I guess you could make it 7.)

    So, wow. Despite actually having the names for the flavors of Windows Vista. What's the news here? That Microsoft has targetted its products since XP? That's is old news.

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  56. Milk and Honey by theolein · · Score: 1

    Jeebus, I know Microsoft likes to milk their products for all it's worth but this is ridiculous. If the ultimate edition and the no less than two home editions isn't milking consumers for all they're worth then I don't know what is.

  57. They've FORKED?! by D4C5CE · · Score: 1
    1. Re:They've FORKED?! by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Well, you could tell this was going to happen as soon as they incorporated socket code from BSD. It's a slippery slope...

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    2. Re:They've FORKED?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, after recruiting Linus (at least in the alternate reality of WIRED

      Embracing FreeBSD has worked well for Apple. And, in such a Linus/Microsoft world, you'd STILL not be using a Microsoft supported code.

  58. Customer confusion by Ritz_Just_Ritz · · Score: 5, Funny

    At first, I thought having this many versions of the same product would be confusing to customers, but then I realised that M$ has an easy way to determine needs:

    Customer: I want to upgrade my Windows 2000 machine to Vista. Which version do I need?

    M$: Oh that's easy. How much money do you have?

    1. Re:Customer confusion by Obiwan+Kenobi · · Score: 1

      This is exactly the same way that hardware businesses work. Are you really that surprised?

    2. Re:Customer confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Customer: [rubs in pockets] erm... I have some spider webs.

      M$: Right, here's your brand new Linux CDs.

      Oh, wait...

  59. Advertising for Microsoft by darkbit · · Score: 1

    Me thinks Slashdot advertises for Microsoft.

  60. What? No Baby Boomer Edition? by jpellino · · Score: 1

    I usually could run the board on that one.

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  61. It's quite simple. by Eevee · · Score: 1

    Somebody in Microsoft just wants to have more pictures of OS girls in cute outfits.

  62. I can see it now by HangingChad · · Score: 2, Insightful
    OEM's will be bundling Vista Basic to keep their prices down and when the average joe tries to install his video editing software he's going to find out the first thing he has to do is upgrade Windows.

    So besides buying an antivirus subscription and antispyware now the user will have to buy an OS upgrade to do much of anything.

    Fork Vista. I'm SO glad to have started moving away from Windoze long ago.

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    1. Re:I can see it now by chivo243 · · Score: 1

      I'm already having nightmares, and I haven't slept since reading this thread. I have to support this MS crap in the environment I work in. It's gonna be a long haul, or long march to the death for MS....

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    2. Re:I can see it now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fork Vista.

      Erm. It appears Vista has already been "forked".

  63. So, what you're saying is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    that Microsoft are releasing 7 editions of Vista to disguise the fact that they're not making something anyone actually wants or needs?

    Overcompensation?

  64. Thank the lord by wfWebber · · Score: 1

    Linux only comes in one simple flavor. Ow, hang on...

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  65. Microsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is going to be the *new* Baskin Robins.

  66. Another One by teodz · · Score: 1

    Start > Run > winver

    1. Re:Another One by Jesus+2.0 · · Score: 1

      $ Start > Run > winver
      ksh93: Start: not found [No such file or directory]

    2. Re:Another One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No you want
      $ uname -a
    3. Re:Another One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oohh.. so clever... you really burnx0rd him with that one. Good to see slashdot hasn't really changed since 1997 or so...

    4. Re:Another One by Jesus+2.0 · · Score: 1

      It was a joke, not a "burnx0rd", whatever the hell that is. Unless "burnx0rd" means "joke".

      Dumbass.

    5. Re:Another One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it me, or has Jesus has gotten a lot grumpier since his first go-around.

    6. Re:Another One by Jesus+2.0 · · Score: 1

      You try spending three days on a tour of Hell, buddy.

  67. SCO has numerous versions of UnixWare. by CyricZ · · Score: 1

    Several of the new versions of XP are just that: they're new. So within the consumer branch, there was initially only Windows XP Home and Windows XP Professional. It is only recently that we've gotten Windows XP Home Edition N, and so forth.

    It's somewhat more reasonable for the server line to have numerous different versions. The Windows Server 200x releases are not meant for home users, but rather those who are somewhat technically inclined.

    SCO has six editions of their UnixWare operating system, for instance. They each have very clearly supported amount of of users, CPU and RAM.
    http://www.sco.com/products/unixware714/

    Now, the problem with the consumer releases of Windows is that the differences are not as clear-cut, but rather based on far more general and random features.

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    1. Re:SCO has numerous versions of UnixWare. by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      My point is, that you're going to buy one or the other. You're not going to be buying all 7 flavors.

      This isn't pokemon "gotta catch 'em all", this is targetted marketing. EVERYONE DOES IT.

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    2. Re:SCO has numerous versions of UnixWare. by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      But the real point is that it makes sense when selling server software to technically knowledgable people, and you can define the differences in terms of real, numeric values of supported RAM, users and CPUs.

      It makes absolutely no sense when you're selling consumer software to your average, technically unknowledgable Billy and Betty.

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    3. Re:SCO has numerous versions of UnixWare. by bleaknik · · Score: 1

      ... but... but... but... I was so close to catchin' 'em all. Hell. I've even leveled Windows ME up so far that it finally forgot BSoD!

      I choose you!

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    4. Re:SCO has numerous versions of UnixWare. by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      Oh posh! Deciding their needs on numerical values of supported RAM, users and CPUs.

      Windows Server 2003 minimum requirements say a Pentium 133. Are you going to take them at face value on that? No one cares about the requirements when picking their operating system.

      The average person *if they are deciding to upgrade* is going to ask their closest geek advisor (if you have a computer, you know one. Or you know how to get in contact with one) and they'll be able to tell them which windows they should get.

      That or, they're going to go down to the local Best Buy or what-have-you, and ask one of the representatives there. And they will also tell them which windows they should get... with a slightly higher margin of error than the local geek advisor.

      Either way, do you think the average consumer has trouble picking out which car to buy? I mean, Civic, Corolla, all those makes and models just make my head spin!

      No. They'll figure it out.

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  68. Thanks for the link to your site by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

    I'm sure slashdot can spare a few trolls.

    Evil grin.

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  69. hehe! by LinuxRulz · · Score: 1
    "plus adds Game Performance Tweaker"

    I can already see how it will look like:
    "Do you really want to shutdown Windows and boot Linux?"

  70. How do you recommend by j.a.mcguire · · Score: 1

    As a business how the hell are you expected to recommend a version of Vista to your users? If they're unable to do a certain task there will be confusion and anger. I dont see this much variety being a good thing.

  71. Version numbers, anyone? by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

    There is a standard way to name software: Versions.

    I Don't work with windows, but if i did, i would like to just know what version i have, and what version i an upgrade to. In any OS on earth, besides windorze, you can just look up your version, and check on the web if there is a newer version, if $web_version > $machine_version, you can just upgrade. 99.99% of software uses this standard, but m$ (the remaining 0.01%) decide to call their systems with stupid, meaningless names ... They produce software for the iliterate masses, shouldn't they try to simplify it's product?

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    1. Re:Version numbers, anyone? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 0

      If you spent a little more time enlightening yourself and a little less time pretending you knew something about the computing world, you'd have learned about the 'ver' command about.. oh.. fifteen years ago.

      Do you have to train to be this clueless, or does it come naturally to Linux users?

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    2. Re:Version numbers, anyone? by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      I Don't use proprietary software, so go fuck yourself and you ver shitty software.

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    3. Re:Version numbers, anyone? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      This brainless, angry retort might explain why you appear to have no working knowledge about anything at all.

      For example, let's take this comment in which you intimate that "scripting" is a problem for "all GNU/LINUX" distributions.

      Now, I'm not entirely sure what that means since pretty much every distro let's you customize things to your liking by manually choosing which packages you do/don't want. If it's in reference to tcsh scripting, or sh scripting, I'd be fascinated in hearing what, exactly, the killer difference is between the shells distributed in Slackware and, say, Red Hat?

      Or, did you just think talking about "manually editing init scripts" would make you sound smart, despite the fact that starting up your daemons from init is a trivial matter for most REAL Unix users anyway?

      I'm also keen on this comment, which indicates your utter lack of real-world experience with production-level systems. Were this not the case, you'd be clued-in to the fact that it's not uncommon in the least to wind up working in an unfamiliar environment on unfamiliar machines. This is particularly true if you're good at your job (I guess you're probably good at your job too, but handing ice cream cones out the window can't be that hard) and wind up getting sent around to different company sites to fix other people's problems.

      But, of course, your crowning achievement thus far has been your own self-outing as the communist lunatic you really are. What really fascinates me is how you managed to tie Richard Stalin to Che Guevera and Fidel Castro, that was really great. I also had to chuckle when you compared the educated classes - highly liberal - to right-wingers. That was great too.

      In conclusion:

      1. You clearly know nothing of significance about UNIX environments.
      2. You clearly know nothing of significance about the real world.
      3. You clearly know nothing of significance about the English language.
      4. You clearly know nothing of significance about pretty much anything.

      Toodles.

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  72. perhaps a small good side? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If manufacturers ship OEM version of the basic edition AND that one's cheaper than todays Home edition (wishfull thinking, I presume), perhaps we'll pay less for software we don't want anyway.
    Dell and all have contracts with M$ to ship Win with every PC, so we can't avoid that.
    Perhaps we'll be able to at least select a cheaper version?

  73. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He did the research, and didnt even karma whore! He deserves it!

  74. Re:Windows Vista Forum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well considering his broken english it wouldn't surprise me if what he meant when he wrote that he "found" the forum was that he "founded" the forum.

    Given his posting history your interpretation is certainly the most likely, but there's at least a little wiggle room for a benign interpretation.

  75. API Restrictions and Omissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes kiddies... there wll be API restrictions, not necessarily to prevent users from installing missing capabilities, but rather to restrict the installation of non-Microsoft alternatives, especially Open Source alternatives for Windows.

    In other words, this is a "turn play" to divert attention from the total locking out of anything that isn't Microsoft.

  76. Have it your way by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

    Burger King also has over 40,000 ways to serve an original Whopper (if you also count asking for either no bun or no burger options [veg]). But, they all come from the same 8 ingrediants: Sesame Seed Bun, Beef Patty, Dill Pickles, Ketchup, Onions, Tomatoes, Lettuce, Mayonnaise.

    Unlike Burger King, there is little consumer confusion over what a Whopper is. Just because you don't want pickle doesn't mean it's not a Whopper.

    Microsoft is going to learn a tough lesson, but it will be 10 years from now. Software already has long compatability lists: 95, 98, ME, 2000, 2000 pro, XP, XP Pro. Now they want to effectively come out with a single OS with as many varieties as all those since 95 (though I left out a few).

    Here's how it will break down. Companies like Dell will start offering different versions depending on how "upscale" the computer is. But, very quickly, people will gravitate towards the beefiest (no pun intended) versions for their use, but it home or office. The corporate environment might go with differing versions just to shave off costs for the lower wage employees' systems.

    But, in the end, there will be Home and Business/Full. Gamers will gravitate towards the Full end of the spectrum, and wittle the unnecessary out of their systems. The hard core gamers will not even use the built in game performance optimization. Serious gamers, imho, go through every setting on their system, in the game, on their video card, on their sound card, and on their drivers by hand at least once.

    The only thing MS is missing in their selection is MS Zero. MS Zero is not like the "zero" cola out there. It will be a non-OS. Computer companies will continue to pay their mandatory per-CPU license fees, and ship without a real OS. Technically, it will ship with the equivilant of a floppy boot disk OS. It will be capable of formatting hard drives, and nothing else.

    Give it a while. MS will dance around any anti-trust aligations about MS even trying to charge for computers without Vista by simply offering Vista selections that take away more and more and more, until you're left with an MS Zero.

    IMHO, if this is supposed to be MS's answer to consumer choice, I can already guess the next version of Office. Office Starter with Hotmail-only support, Office Home Beginner with POP3 support, Office Home Advanced with IMAP support, etc. Prices increase by $500 per copy at each step up.

    Yeah, I bashed a bit. Then again, compare this to recent announcements by Google and Apple, and MS just looks dumb in this story.

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  77. Repeat joke by anno1602 · · Score: 1

    Repeating the joke of the dept.-line is not funny.

  78. Better nip this one early by Trejkaz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just so that less people are confused, can we please make sure that only the Ultimate edition gets leaked onto BitTorrent? That will avoid most of the confusion. :-)

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  79. Correct me if I'm wrong, look at history. by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there supposed to be a Windows 2000 Home Edition at some point but they scrapped it and did ME? If I recall I think there was going to be two levels of 2000 pro that never happened. They unleashed the plague of ME upon us instead.

    Also, wasn't there supposed to be a few more versions of XP that never happened?

    Lets see what actually happens in the end.

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  80. Does MS know about the concept of "Applications"? by amichalo · · Score: 1

    It would appear MS has again fouled up a simple concept - "Applications". Other OSes have had this concept for a while. Instead of building functionality, like a web browser, into the OS and selling it as different versions, how about making a single version and then selling "applications" that add functionality to the OS.

    The article sums things up nicely: My initial reactions are reserved, because there's just not that much detail available. Pricing, for instance, would be really nice to know. Will Home Basic Edition debut below the price point of XP Home today? Place your bets. The one thing I will say is that I fear that this may cause a great deal of confusion on behalf of your average consumer. Two versions of XP were enough to cause confusion, and now Joe Blow has four choices that may fit the bill.

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  81. Caused by lawsuits by weavermatic · · Score: 1

    You realize this is caused by them getting sued over so many frivolous reasons right? This is them trying to make, out of the gate, a version that is suitable to every person/organization out there so they don't have companies/the EU/tinfoil space aliens trying to sue them for bundling software.

  82. Vista Home Premium Edition, AKA.... by Fantasio · · Score: 1

    Vista DRM Edition

  83. "Vista Basic" looks like "Visual Basic". by CyricZ · · Score: 1

    "Vista Basic" looks a lot like "Visual Basic" at a quick glance. That is surely going to cause problems with people who scan quickly while reading. They'll take your post to mean that OEMs will begin bundling Visual Basic in order to reduce costs, which of course isn't what was meant.

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  84. My question is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right, seven versions.

    Which one will be the working one (admitted there'll be one...)?

  85. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by Miffe · · Score: 1

    This works as far back as Win95 and nt4.

  86. that's the point by idlake · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just to be on the safe side, everybody will buy the most expensive version they can afford. It's called "differential pricing".

    1. Re:that's the point by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1

      Actually, most people will just download the Ultimate Edition + DEViANCE crack and be done with it. It's called "smart piracy".

  87. Artificial Limitations by Ann+Elk · · Score: 1

    I hate artificial limitations like this. All this does is add unnecessary complexity to Microsoft's dev/test cycle and everyone's (MS, third-party ISVs, corporate customers, etc) testing matrices. This will mean more work for everyone when MS releases the inevitible security patches and service packs.

    It's not like they develop the "low-end" product first, ship it, then start working on additional features. Of course not -- they develop the feature-complete version, then artificially limit the features installed/activated on the lower-end versions.

  88. Obvious by Tango42 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's obvious why they've done it. Now whenever someone complains that windows in too expensive they can say "But we've got cheap version if you want them", so they can charge much more for the better version, knowing perfectly well that nobody will ever actually use Starter Edition, even if it is half the price.

    3 applications? That that include background utilities like virus scanner and firewall? What about IM? So I have AVG, Zonealarm and Trillian running (did I pick the right ones? those are the current choices on /., yes?), so i can't run anything else, not even a browser.

    1. Re:Obvious by mindstormpt · · Score: 1

      Of course people will (would) buy it. Believe it or not, for Microsoft this isn't a game, it's business. The cost of producing, distributing and stocking another version is far greater than the satisfaction of being able to say "But we've got cheap version if you want them", except maybe for people like Eric Raymond.

      Now if you tell me people won't buy it because they will pirate the premium versions, you're right.

  89. But what's in each one? by dzfoo · · Score: 1

    Below is my interpretation of what each version might contain.

    STARTER EDITION:
    Crippled version. Includes Windows Media Player, but no DirectX and no Network capabilites (i.e. missing the icon). No Internet connectivity either (i.e. missing IE icon from the Desktop). No control panel folder. Possibly, the Program Files directory is set as Read-Only to prevent the user to install software. This is the version sold for small appliances and cheap e-machines.

    HOME BASIC EDITION:
    Network control panel icon enabled, but artificially limited to allow only 4 users accounts. Has file but not printer sharing. IE7.0 icon included on the Desktop. Includes a FireWall, but it is set as default to block all outside traffic except ports 80 and 110/25 -- with no FireWall interface to change this. Program Files folder is now read-write-able.

    HOME PREMIUM EDITION:
    Same as Home Base Edition, but with Themes and DirectX (this is the "gamers" edition!). Also printer sharing is available. Full Internet Access! (i.e. most ports are opened by default and includes the FireWall configuration icon).

    PROFESSIONAL EDITION:
    Same as Home Premium Edition, Allows more than 4 user accounts (but less than 10), includes ScanDisk and Defrag, Device Manager, User Accounts Management, and Services icons.

    SMALL BUSINESS EDITION:
    Same as Home Premium Edition, but without DirectX or Windows Media. Also, includes IIS and Exchange, and allows up to 10 user accounts to connect at a time.

    ENTERPRISE EDITION:
    Same as Small Business Edition, but includes MS SQL server, and a few other services; and allows up to 20 accounts to connect at a time.

    ULTIMATE EDITION:
    Same as Enterprise Edition, but with Windows Media and DirectX!

            -dZ.

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    1. Re:But what's in each one? by trezor · · Score: 1

      ENTERPRISE EDITION: Same as Small Business Edition, but includes MS SQL server, and a few other services; and allows up to 20 accounts to connect at a time.

      I was with you up to this point. With the upcoming MS SQL 2005, do you really believe they wont sell this as a seperate product?

      This is after all a badly covered attempt to squeeze more dollars out of their paying customers. The pirates will go for the "ultimate" edition anyway. Not to mention, Vista is supposed to be a client OS, isn't it? I thought Vista Server was coming as a later release, aka WinXP and Win2003 server.

      Apart from the SQL part, I may be fully wrong though.

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  90. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

  91. Marketing == Bundling? by Murf+In+Wyoming · · Score: 1

    This "bundling" thing-- isn't it just more anti-competitive behavior? Think about it. The core OS is just an OS. Each version is just bundling in other software, software that competitors could and do write. Thus, by providing it with the OS, they get an automatic "edge" on the market for those products. Isn't the whole trick to find the right "bundle", so that no other software purchases are necc. for the customer?

    I've seen this before-- a bigger company offers "third party" software programs, which in the end, serves as a breeder for possible new software products which they could write themselves and "take over", if they do well enough.

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  92. i don't get it by ralinx · · Score: 1

    how exactly is this gonna make the choice between Leopard or Vista (oh wait... one of the 7 different versions of it) any easier?

    i'm sure MS has some brilliant people working there... unfortunately none of them are actually running the business or taking care of the marketing of it.

  93. Re:Windows Vista Forum by spideyct · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And now he has you to thank for getting his websites mentioned in a +5 comment.

  94. At first I was really pissed by ioErr · · Score: 1

    ... that they would do something like this to their customers. Then I remembered that this is Microsoft, and that I'm not going to buy (or pirate) a copy of Windows Vista in any flavor anyway.

  95. STEALING THEM ALL. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I'll pay not a penny for them.

  96. Warez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So, the right version to download is the ultimate, right? Glad we solved that one

  97. What's that sound? by springbox · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Cha-ching!

    If you can't get 'em with quality, hit 'em with quantity!

  98. I'm moving to linux by spideyct · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's the last straw. I'm moving to linux, where the choices are much simpler.

    1. Re:I'm moving to linux by whomeyup · · Score: 1

      indeed. this is a much easier decision.

    2. Re:I'm moving to linux by VoiceOfRaisin · · Score: 1

      wow, right now this is marked insightful. you geeks cant even decypher a joke. its a crack at the millions of linux distributions. its NOT simpler. mod as FUNNY.

    3. Re:I'm moving to linux by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Eh, really now it's just as simple. You decide what you want to do with the machine, then you pick a (distribution|version of vista) that does what you want to do. Not that hard, even with the "millions" of choices for Linux.

      The problem with the "one size fits most" approach is that sooner or later you'll end up not being "most".

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  99. European Support nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sure looks like whatever court case outcome they had in Europe is to take a beating. Maybe an European edition called 'Not all there', with less bundling. Either way SUSE and linux will look more attractive. The notion of high definition TV in the office for 'productivity' is a joke.

  100. A whole lot harder than choosing FOSS... by D4C5CE · · Score: 1
    This makes choosing the right Windows version to install almost as hard as choosing the right Linux distribution. Imagine the sales [...]
    There are hardly any sales involved in choosing the right Linux distribution. Downloads and magazine cover disks usually come for free (and quite legally), so it's only after picking the most promising version, and if additional support and services are required, that one will have to think about spending money at all in the first place.
  101. Seven versions of Vista from our friend Bill by Fantasio · · Score: 1

    What a Vista : The Seven GATES of Hell !

  102. They left out.. by knigitz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pirated Edition.

    1. Re:They left out.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I put my order in now?

    2. Re:They left out.. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I looked through the summary, and it looks like you are right! Where's the corporate edition? I'm sure the IT department in large companies are going to love dealing with activation crap on hundreds and thousands of computers.

    3. Re:They left out.. by calethix · · Score: 1

      That's "Professional Edition". Someone at MS just got the acronym wrong.

    4. Re:They left out.. by Rihahn · · Score: 0

      But even the pirated edition will have too many variations: The 'includes service pack 12' edition. The 'stripped down and includes doom 3' edition. Oh, and let us not forget the ever popular 'all in one' DVD edition.

    5. Re:They left out.. by yesteraeon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      From TFA:

      One final note worth mentioning is that this strategy does remove the "corporate Windows XP" option from the hands of pirates. Volume licensing for Pro, SBE, and EE may still mean that there will be copies of Windows Vista out there that don't "call home" for Windows Product Activation, but as you can see, Microsoft has removed most of the features that most pirates would want from those OSes. You won't see corporate licensing versions of Ultimate Edition.

      So, no volume licences for versions with all the fancy multimedia bells and whistles (HDTV, DVD authoring, DVD ripping, etc). They seem to figure potential pirates would want these features and businesses will not. Though speaking as someone who has worked in a school's IT department I can say there's at least one environment that may well want features like that but still has enough installs to do to make per machine activiation impractical.

    6. Re:They left out.. by TheSpoom · · Score: 4, Funny

      Windows Vista Ultimate Corporate Leaked Key Edition!

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    7. Re:They left out.. by pallmall1 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft Windows Vista Integrated Resource Ultimate System.

      aka...Windows VIRUS

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    8. Re:They left out.. by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I am sure they will have some tools to make activation easier, however, this will still make Linux look even better in the corporate world. People bitch about the sheer volume of Linux distros, but this puts that to shame. At least when you look at the different Linux distros, there are real differences in each, even if the core is the same.

      7 different Windows has GOT to cause some confusion in the marketplace. This is another example of something that may look good on paper, but in reality, isn't. This will lead to people buying "the wrong" Windows, and being told they have to upgrade via a retail product from #4 to #3, for only $179, to use some software or feature. This WILL lead to some people seeking alternatives.

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    9. Re:They left out.. by katsklaw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Microsoft has removed most of the features that most pirates would want from those OSes. You won't see corporate licensing versions of Ultimate Edition."

      I think they were refering to stability, since DVD authoring/ripping or any other "feature" can easily be done 3rd party. Granted it would be nice to have a stable OS that can natively rip DVD's however once you look at the pricetag ... nice has a different definition.

      It's also been my experience that "pirates" take what they can get and are more interested in distributing than actually using the software they pirate. It's also more of the thrill to have something illegal than what the capabilities are. How many pirates do you know that distribute FreeBSD?

      I think it would be nice that Windows could readily run 400+ days uptime like some of their Unix based competitors that are free. Instead one pays $1000+ US for Windows Server farming abilities (again can be done for free). I've lost count how many "Windows Preachers" I've told "*nix can do that to and it's free". Why not ditch windows and give that $1000+ to a *nix programmer. You get exactlly what you want and do something about the worlds unemployment rate at the same time.

    10. Re:They left out.. by ne0n · · Score: 1

      they could have left out the other seven flavours too :)

      Usenet is already taking pre-orders, and typically fills 'em faster than Microsoft can.

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    11. Re:They left out.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll get that one.

    12. Re:They left out.. by EEBaum · · Score: 1

      Isn't that version already out?

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    13. Re:They left out.. by yesteraeon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think they were refering to stability, since DVD authoring/ripping or any other "feature" can easily be done 3rd party.

      I thought about that, and then I realized something. I can also use those 3rd party apps on XP. Plus it doesn't have all that pesky DRM. I'll stick with what I've got.

    14. Re:They left out.. by eneville · · Score: 1

      Indeed. With all these versions the priates will have to get more courier sites etc.

      The end user will be too confused, and probably get Mandriva instead, which is in three flavours, all probably cheaper.

      There really hasn't been a better time for the end user to switch.

    15. Re:They left out.. by theabdul · · Score: 1

      lol. i know, you would think they wouldnt put the same edition on every cd, just with one line different code. we all remember the whole thing about winxp pro actually being on a home edition disk too...

    16. Re:They left out.. by Alien54 · · Score: 2, Funny

      now with built in pornograph, all for your interactive pleasure

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    17. Re:They left out.. by csguy314 · · Score: 3, Funny

      This will lead to people buying "the wrong" Windows,

      I wasn't aware there was a "right" version of Windows... ;)

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    18. Re:They left out.. by vsprintf · · Score: 5, Funny

      #ifndef ULTIMATE_EDITION
      disable_gaming_support();
      #endif
      #ifndef ENTERPRISE_EDITION
      disable_wan_support();
      #endif
      #ifndef PREMIUM_EDITION
      disable_large_file_support();
      #endif
      #ifdef BASIC_EDITION
      enable_random_bsod();
      #endif
      // splash_screen("Windows 3.1 is starting");
      // splash_screen("Windows 95 is starting");
      // splash_screen("Windows 98 is starting");
      // splash_screen("Windows ME is starting");
      // splash_screen("Windows 2000 is starting");
      // splash_screen("Windows XP is starting");
      splash_screen("Windows Vista is starting");
      goto start_windoz;
    19. Re:They left out.. by benna · · Score: 1

      I hear this sort of thing all the time but do you really believe that? Most people I know don't even know what Mandriva is.

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    20. Re:They left out.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, are the King of Subtlety.

    21. Re:They left out.. by westlake · · Score: 1
      I think they were refering to stability, since DVD authoring/ripping or any other "feature" can easily be done 3rd party. Granted it would be nice to have a stable OS that can natively rip DVD's however once you look at the pricetag ... nice has a different definition.

      Dell's upgrade price for MCE is $35. It isn't difficult to imagine an HDTV Vista system selling very well, even Walmart has shown it wants a piece of the MCE action.

    22. Re:They left out.. by LukeWebber · · Score: 1

      It'll cause problems for software developers too. Will there be APIs and network features missing from some versions? My brain hurts!

    23. Re:They left out.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thanks for that last clue. i don't think i'd figure it out!

    24. Re:They left out.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, whatever. Ultimate Pirated Edition.

    25. Re:They left out.. by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      I wasn't aware there was a "right" version of Windows... ;)
      Window 3.11 for Workgroups. Its all been downhill since.
    26. Re:They left out.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This will lead to people buying "the wrong" Windows, and being told they have to upgrade via a retail product from #4 to #3, for only $179, to use some software or feature. This WILL lead to some people seeking alternatives.

      No this will lead to people BUYING more than one copy because either the computer they bought has the wrong winders or bought the wrong winders in the first place.

      I've already seen this happen with XP home and Pro. Oh you want to put this machine on the Corporate network that came pre-loaded with XP home. Oh sorry you need to buy the Pro version and pay me to upgrade the box.

      Just another way for MS to rip off thier customers

    27. Re:They left out.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it.

  103. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by strider44 · · Score: 1

    These are 7 distinct versions of desktop systems. I think you're stretching the line there with Personal and Professional N there. The main problem here is tech service and compatibility problems, so the Ns are pretty well functionally equivalent to their counterparts. The only other version of Windows XP desktop is the Starter Edition. (source at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_xp)

    The point is there will be more than double the number of distinct editions in market (serious ones, taking out the N editions). This will be a nightmare for tech support and customer confusion.

  104. You all suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because there certainly aren't more than 7 versions of Linux that could create confusion and a support nightmare thats for sure.

  105. Versions include... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    useless, Home crippled, Home bloated, Professional Bloated, Small Busness crippled, Enterprise bloated, and ultimate useless bloated buggy edition.

  106. Re^2:They've FORKED?! by D4C5CE · · Score: 1
    Well, you could tell this was going to happen as soon as they incorporated socket code from BSD. It's a slippery slope...
    So Steve and friends were quite right about "this evil OSS thing" being "viral"? ;-)
  107. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by Sancho · · Score: 1

    You missed the Tablet edition and Media Center edition. And honestly, supporting SP(0|1) and SP2 are two completely different worlds, too. That makes it just as difficult for tech support as the multiple versions.

  108. Choice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same old slashdot.

    ""Microsoft is really milking it with this one: According to an Ars Technica report, there will be 7 versions of Windows Vista: Starter Edition, Home Basic Edition, Home Premium Edition, Professional Edition, Small Business Edition, Enterprise Edition, and Ultimate Edition.""

    Whem Linux does it. It's "one size doesn't fit all". When Microsoft does it. It's "milking it".

    Support issues? Does the Linux group really have any room to be critisizing on that point?

  109. Pffft by gallondr00nk · · Score: 1

    I'm still waiting for DirectX 5 support in NT 4! They couldn't get it right then, and won't get it right now.

  110. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by SamSim · · Score: 4, Funny

    Personally I'm a big fan of telling tech support I have Windows 97.

  111. Dang! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean I have to write seven worms instead of just one? Or will all seven versions be exploit-compatible?

  112. Now if they.. by fenrisjlk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now if they made a sort of gaming edition, where I didn't have to deal with the rest of the OS. That's obviously for many people one of the few reasons why they have to use Windows rather than Linux, gaming.

    So if they made a simple interface for gaming only, with a barebone Windows OS, I think dual booting would be more recommended. No?

  113. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that the situation with Linux distributions right now?

  114. Vista MONKEY edition! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Monkey Edition is what I really miss!
    I just *have* to hear the "developers" song at boot time and see a little Steve Ballmer running around on my desktop and sending me annoying^Wwork-enhancing message popups every couple minutes.
    Oh, and I can't wait so experience the BSOD - the Ballmer Scream of Death....

  115. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by CyricZ · · Score: 3, Funny

    It really isn't. You don't have Slackware Linux 10.0 Ultimate, Slackware Linux 10.0 Supreme, Slackware Linux 10.0 Super Duper, Slackware Linux 10.0 Maximus, Slackware Linux 10.0 Christian Edition, Slackware Linux 10.0 Bonus, and so on. Most Linux distros are very specific, and thus do not need to have numerous different version of each release.

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  116. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by SimGuy · · Score: 1

    I still get frustrated regularly because they moved the "Device Manager" section up to the top of the SP2 System Control Panel dialog for no obvious reason, when it was in the second section in SP1 and prior.

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  117. Only One Version by Morrolan · · Score: 1

    The Lawyer version... Welcome to the brave new world of pre-emptive marketing.

  118. Let's Confuse the Hell Out of Peopl by segedunum · · Score: 1

    I think they'll come to regret this, but this does seem to be some sort of response to the variety of open source software. They're going about it in the wrong way in order to make more money though.

  119. Don't forget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the Vista pr0n edition. Many nice backgrounds and themes to choose from. Don't forget that the homepage for IE is NOT something you'd let your mom know about.

  120. Working Edition by unoengborg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Starter Edition, Home Basic Edition, Home Premium Edition, Professional Edition, Small Business Edition, Enterprise Edition, and Ultimate Edition

    I don't care how many flavors they have. Just give me a Working Edition

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    1. Re:Working Edition by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      Ha! You seriously expect a working edition?

      Its like announcing you're selling seven different versions of Suck.

      (sorta just kidding)
      (I'm gonna wait for the MSDN package with all 7 cds)

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    2. Re:Working Edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For that you'll have to wait for Vista Service Pack 6.

  121. Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When was the last time you used MS Windows?

    1. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by muszek · · Score: 2, Funny

      When it started booting to BSOD by default ;)

      Seriously, my last install of windows had something screwed up with some *ntfs*.* file (it loaded straight to BSOD every time). I was under linux most of the time and I -- having spent few hours trying to correct the problem -- didn't want to re-install an OS I wasn't using a lot (plus I'd have to fix GRUB).

      Solution: I installed windows on another disc, booted from it and then chose the first installation during the boot time.
      Problem: linux was on the first disc with the broken windows. In order to boot to Windows, I had to go to BIOS and change order of booting (luckily one disc was SATA, so I didn't have to mess with cables).

    2. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by emidln · · Score: 0, Redundant

      WinXP Pro SP2. It installed and proceeded to blue screen on boot-up and thus never worked. This is on hardware built within the last year and a half. Don't give me that Windows doesn't bluescreen bullshit. XP Home, Pro, and all of the SP-updated copies fail on my hardware.

      Before you tell me its a hardware problem, Linux, FreeBSD, and Solaris install and operate perfectly. This woul be last week too.

    3. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right dude, it's not your hardware -- everyone's windows system does the exact same thing. Keept telling yourself that.

    4. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Friday. When was the last time I saw a BSOD? Friday. Funny thing is, the hardware is fine, as Windows worked fine when I reinstalled it. Oh, and it was Server 2003.

    5. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by PReDiToR · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Try mixing Via chipset/AMD CPU/ATI graphics and see how long you last without a BSOD.

      I would prefer value for money components but the BSODs have me back on the more expensive parts.

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    6. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      ah yes... it doesn't default to giving you a BSOD anymore... it just reboots instead...

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    7. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You sir, are a fucking FUD spreading moron. You do realize that a significant portion of the computing/gaming world use that exact combination of hardware?

    8. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Wow. So much for being inept at telling something is definately broke with your hardware (or it's some ECS made shit or such).

      I've isntalled XP hundreds and hundreds of times (53 THOUSAND copies are deployed at work too), and it doesn't ever BSOD, if it's not for bad RAM (test with memtest86+) or shitty drivers for truly ghetto hardware (which I don't even get to see once a year).

      Our previous OS (2k) hardly ever BSOD'ed either - most often it was either bad RAM or a loose power cable on a HD (inaccessible_boot_device BSOD).

      So you ARE just trolling. How surprising!

    9. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by jasen666 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Who's fucking joking? I get BSOD's at home and at the office.
      Sure, maybe less now than it did with NT4 or W2k, but it still BSOD's if you even sneeze at it.
      And I'm not a MS hater, I'm an MCDBA. But I'm also realistic. Just running WoW at home now takes down my system. Haven't bothered tracing down the problem yet, mostly because I know I'll invariably end up having to reinstall XP yet again.

      I wish I could laugh at the BSOD jokes.

    10. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by plughead · · Score: 0, Troll
      So you ARE just trolling. How surprising!

      Funny, both my GF and I have (brand new, pre-loaded with/made for XP) Dell machines and BOTH have BSOD'd at times. At least they finally put in a feature to roll back the registry when it, inevitably, gets fsckd up.

      Ergo I can conclude that you ARE a SHILL, if not an actual M$ employee...

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    11. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by mjh49746 · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Your FUD is baseless and you are full of shit. XP, Slackware, Ubuntu, makes no difference to me. My setup can run for months and it has, using the same type of hardware that you've described.

      Here's a nickel's worth of free advice. Get your facts straight before you open your mouth and make a complete jackass of yourself. Otherwise, be like Darl McBride or Steve Ballmer and keep your absurd FUD propaganda to yourself.

    12. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

      Often bad drivers and/or hardware failures.

      We get most BSOD's at work from bad hard disks. Once the pagefile gets a bit messed up the BSOD often appears.

    13. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by Skreems · · Score: 1

      So Mr. God... would you care to explain how my laptop, which had never before, and has never since, BSODed within the first 5 minutes of playing Halo?

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    14. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by dakryx · · Score: 1

      When was the last time you had a kernel panic?

    15. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by mjh49746 · · Score: 1
      Yeah no shit! ;-)

      Anybody that knows anything knows that 99% of hardware instability problems are caused by either faulty memory, overheating, or overclocking, and if you buy your mobo from a reputable company, you really won't need to concern yourself with the rare 1%. (like mobos blowing their caps and stuff)

      I, for one am completely mystified that the FUD spewing idiot can get a +5 w/Karma Bonus just for speaking FUD, and that some moderator drank the Kool-Aid for whatever reason. Bah! Never mind the facts, what we need is more evangelism, and more Karma Whoring! Gee whiz. Don't people actually try and diagnose their computer problems anymore? How do you know it's not bad memory, malware, a weak PSU, a bad power switch, a loose connection, etc, etc? It's not AMD's or Intel's fault if you failed to plug in the CPU fan or failed to coat the CPU die with thermal paste, and then fry it turning it on, is it? It's not VIA's fault if you failed to correctly seat your memory into the slot and your system won't boot, or actually shorts out the memory socket, is it? So how could it be the mobo maker's fault when you have people that don't know what their doing building their own whitebox systems, fucking it up in the process, and can't figure out what went wrong? Yeah +5? More like -5. I simply can't disagree more with the Karma Whore. :-(

    16. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by TeraCo · · Score: 1
      Ergo I can conclude that you ARE a SHILL, if not an actual M$ employee...

      Sorry dude, actually being competent enough to run an XP install (Man, is that a turn around.) doesn't make you a shill. You just suck.

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    17. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by TetryonX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My laptop (Sager NP4750) has a nasty history with windows, from BSoDs related to ntfs.sys, acpi.sys, and other issues. Reason being? Not hardware.

      NTFS: Windows happened to manage to fuckup its MFTs on its own and couldn't repair the problem. I had to transfer all my files to another computer and then reformat/restore the setup (using a WinPE) again because the shitty chkdsk couldn't/didn't work.

      ACPI: Windows didn't like how long my ACPIEC was taking to respond so it would occationally BSoD. This was not a hardware issue, downgrading my bios version corrected this issue.

      These two problems *** WERE NOT PROBLEMS IN ANY OTHER OPERATING SYSTEM ***, only microsoft.

      I've done plenty of hardware probing on my system and all devices report that they are working properly.

      Your bullshit comment about 99% of hardware instability caused by those reasons are NOT true. Only people who tweak their systems will get oc issues. Faulty memory sometimes is the cause, but is NOT the main problem. Overheating? Bullshit. Most systems aren't ricer systems. They often run well under max-specs for temp and yet they become problematic ONLY UNDER WINDOWS.

      Please find me an official windows cd that can run most of anyone's hardware without any 3rd party drivers installed.

      With me:
      Windows: 12 nonfunctional devices.
      Linux: 1 nonfunctional device (webcam).

      Don't even bother saying "Well, it's cause your distro of linux is newer than windows xp", maybe it is, but with all the patching that windows has, there is no excuse for the lack of default hardware support.

      Take your bitching somewhere else. Just because you didn't have problems with windows doesn't mean that everyone else is in the same boat as you are.

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    18. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by emidln · · Score: 1

      Would you care to explain how several other operating systems can install and operate properly then? Maybe its just better design or Linux, FreeBSD, and Solaris recognize a hardware failure and work around it it, but, as far as I'm concerned, this is a show-stopper defect in Windows XP. I really wanted to install windows (free legal license key and all from an MSDN program), but the fucker simply wouldn't install. Went over a USB hard drive, SATA, and IDE.

      As far as the hardware, I'm using a Biostar mainboard, a segate hard disk (in addition to a having tried others), crucial.com ram, a retail amd64 3400+ and a retail evga geforcefx 5700 ve graphics card. Not ghetto hardware and the drivers must be perfectly terrible I'll agree, but a decent system should recover.

    19. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your computer realized you were playing a PoS FPS that is only decent on consoles, but is ridiculous to get on a PC.

    20. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      With me it was bad software. Bad Microsoft software.

      My devel machine runs Visual Studio, some stuff I build with and not much else.. had been reasonably solid for months until I needed to produce a spreadsheet for a client.

      Installed Office 2003 from the CD... craps out halfway (just dies with no error).

      Visual studio no longer runs.. comes up with 'installing' dialog and dies. Office install no longer starts up.. Visual studio install no longer starts up..

      Tried rescue install, etc. No dice. Office has completely screwed the OS.

      Eventually backed up, reformatted and reinstalled from scratch... cost me a days work.

    21. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like a True Shill...

      Seriously tho, if XP comes *pre-loaded*, then what's to install? Or do you think being able to set the time zone makes you 'competent'?

    22. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pre-loaded?

      Just tell him to pull the trigger, er, click the mouse.

    23. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by TeraCo · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I assumed by his attitude that he was an admin and would have installed his own devices. But at a guess I'd say if he's having BSOD's he needs to fix something, and not just bitch about how MS is broken again. Now, where do I get my shill check?

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    24. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by mjh49746 · · Score: 1
      Flamebait? Horseshit! The grandparent was spreading pure FUD and I'm telling it like it is. Oh yes, I'm going to get me a Pentium 4 'Prescott' Space Heater so I can say, "Intel's teh 1337! AMD sux! All your base are belong to us! I sTi77 7iVinq wiTh mY m0m. Somebody set up us the bomb!"

      Gee whiz. It's like the man is saying that I should be crashing everyday just because my CPU is an AMD, my chipset is a VIA K8T800Pro, and my video card is an (admittedly slow) Radeon 9550. That's total nonsense. I'm not saying that I never ever had a system crash. I'm just saying that I haven't had an issue with my computer for months. Maybe it's because I clean out the inside of all the dust every month or so. Who knows? Meanwhile, I've heard some stories about 'crappy' Nvidia SLI capable mobos myself, but it doesn't mean I'm going to drink their Kool-Aid.

      Bottom line: He says my system should be crashing all the time. My system does NOT crash like he says it should. Therefore, he's full of shit. Period.

    25. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      Bottom line: He says my system should be crashing all the time. My system does NOT crash like he says it should. Therefore, he's full of shit. Period.

      Actually, I'm saying that MY system crashes.

      I built it from scratch, I maintain it, I clean, upgrade and secure it.
      It crashes.

      I built my wife's computer too, AMD/Via/ATI.
      It crashes.

      I have a Celeron server, two P3 laptops and the old P1 server that I used to use 24/7.
      They don't crash. Even the Athlon 1500+ M with ATI mobility that I use in this laptop doesn't crash, but this has an ALi chipset.

      To you sir, and Mr Coward I say this; I am not telling you what other people's computers do, I am not an authority on component reliability and compatibility, I am not wishing ill to AMD/Via/ATI.
      I am stating my own experience with a particular setup.

      Don't take me all that seriously, this is /., everyone has their own opinion and if posts on here were taken seriously none of us would be Windows users, would we?

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    26. Re:Hey Mr. Comedian - enough with BSOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The second [and most recent] time I tried to install Linux.

  122. In other news.... by dracken · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Bill G. was seen hanging out with George Lucas.

  123. Starter Edition = Zombie Boxens by Bad+to+the+Ben · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Here's a link to another article that gives some more specific info (and a whole lot of fanboi gushing from Paul Thurrott).

    I quote: Starter Edition will allow only three applications (and/or three windows) to run simultaneously, will provide Internet connectivity but not incoming network communications
    No incoming network communications? Three thoughts spring to mind:
    1)MS has a hard time enough time trying to stop unwanted incoming network communications as it is. I bet it's cracked in a fortnight.
    2) Won't this comms cutoff limit a fair bit of net functionality? Obviously incoming comms for established connections would be OK, but still.
    3) Some enterprising cracker will almost certainly get around this. Once they do, those Starter Edition boxes almost certainly won't be running a firewall. Windows Firewall is mentioned as being included in Home Basic, but not Starter, and running a 3rd party firewall would occupy one of the three application spaces available (not desirable). Not to mention that anyone clueless enough to buy Starter wouldn't know what a firewall is anyway. If these Starter boxes are successfully cracked, and if Starter sells well in developing nations (could happen), a whole new wave of zombie boxens could arise.

    Thanks for nothing MS.

  124. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by Sancho · · Score: 1

    Yup. Like I said, for support purposes, it's like a completely new Windows OS. Sure, it shares a lot of similarities with pre-SP2, but so did SP share similarities with 2000/Me, and 2000/Me with 98. But there are always enough subtle differences that it extends helpdesk calls.

  125. Re:1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 = 3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't blame him.He is using a pentium processor

  126. Re:Every other OS is easier to buy(or simply:selec by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want the frog-moose version!

  127. might this actually make a kind of sense? by ColGraff · · Score: 1

    One of the things that makes Linux so mind-bogglingly great as a desktop OS is that there's not just one "Linux" - I can install the distro that meets my needs more or less exactly. Might Microsoft be trying to match that experience?

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  128. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by fermion · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I don't think it is going to be confusing, at least not in a way that affects sales. MS did the home/pro thing to meet the demand for the $599 PC, which meant that it could not demand high specs and charge a lot for the OS. Most consumers did not care because all they wanted was a cheap PC that did three major things. For those who needed more, the $599 PC became a $699 PC, mostly due to the cost of the non-crippled OS. But most people just listened to the sales person and assumed that the crippled version was all they needed.

    This is the same game. To compete with Linux, they need an even cheaper version to run on the even cheaper machines. So they create a version that they can give away so the vendors can sell the kit for $399. The number of versions on shelves will likely only be three, the rest probably sold by site license. I admit to being confused by three home editions, but I suspect that is meant more as an upgrade path, to insure continuing revenue from the home user, rather than products offered for regular ales.

    In the end notice they left pro as pro so those who need the lesser-toy version of windows knows what to buy. Everyhting else is there to allow kit vendors to increase profit and thereby remain loyal to MS.

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  129. Re:Every other OS is easier to buy(or simply:selec by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If I were a GIMP guru, I would do a spoof version featuring several steaming turds with varying amounts of protuding bling to represent the differences... Caption:

    Windows Vista, the same old shit in several shiny new versions.
  130. This is an example of markting out of control by nurb432 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You only need 1 version of a desktop OS. Sure you may have *options* on top of that, but this is just marketing to make it sound more important and to suck even more money out of the consumer.

    7? Sheesh.

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  131. Pay us more money by northcat · · Score: 1

    In the past I had to pay shitloads of money for a truck full of crap, but now I only get half a truck full of crap for the same money and I have to pay more to get the other half? Nice money making ploy. I know the argument about companies meant to make money, but this is just pathological greed.

  132. Podcast creation utility in win... bye bye apple! by nazsco · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    now, 90% of the users will have the ability to create podcasts in windows with a default instaled apple. An app that probably will only work with windows media player content control enabled systems.

    I think that will take apple back to a cult thingy. Of course, only after some appeal on court that will only get effective by the time apple is already dead and M$ can remove the app exactly when it would be expensive to suport.

  133. Trend? by sameat · · Score: 1

    Built a computer lately? I know I'm part of a relatively small niche, but as a guy who builds his own computer, I've noticed a trend toward the obfuscation of specs and options in tech products over the last couple of years.

    The choices for consumers used to be
    Mac v Windows, (mac users step out at this point), Intel v AMD,
    ATI v NVidia,
    Windows v Linux (linux users step out at this point)
    XP Home v XP Pro

    Within those choices, you had:

    Intel: Fast (Pentium), Budget (Celeron)
    AMD: Fast (Athlon) Budget (Duron)

    Generally, clock speed was an excellent guide for understanding speeds (and was indeed the model number)

    Nvidia: High End, Mid Range
    ATI: High End, Mid Range

    Again, model numbers were very telling.

    XP Pro v XP Home was a straightforward choice.

    Have you seen the products that are being released by all of these big boys lately? Model numbers are now nearly completely useless as guides, and each subset of products has multiple options with model names being used multiple across the full range of all of the options.

    Et tu Apple? How many versions of the IPod are there now?

    Now this Windows crap.

    It's the business model du jour. I fail to see the benefit for any consumer, so I'm guessing that some MBA types have determined that it enhances revenue.

    Here's the thing...I've never met a casual computer user who wants to spend hours on the phone working through specs. It's inconvenient, and often makes them feel stupid.

    The backlash will come, and some smart businesspeople are most assuredly preparing the new simpler model as we speak. I just wonder how pissed consumers are going to get in the meantime.

    I'm just not buying these days, and Vista will be no exception (for this and many other reasons). Call me when Intel, AMD, ATI, and NVidia each have two choices, fast and budget.

    In the meantime, I'll let you in on Tech's dirty little secret...new versions no longer represent upgrades in either performance or features. Think about the last version change that actually did something for you. Apple users don't get to count dashboard, and nobody gets to count desktop search tools.

    1. Re:Trend? by belg4mit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it's a general business trend, and I hate it. 4 or 5 flavors of Sprite, another half dozen Pepsis and Cokes (some multiplicity has always been tolerable here, but now it's just ridiculous. w/ lemon? w/lime? Those are already in there under natural flavors!) The Mars bar is now a Snickers with Almonds. Consolidation of brand names, as if it helps increase awareness instead of indifference, frustration, or confusion.

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  134. Competition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was this done to compete with the numerous Linux distros and their versions? (Get the facts, ok? Windows has more versions than that of say, SusE, Redhat and Mandriva all put together.

    In that case they sure didn't get the distro, err version names right though. Too simple for Linux users' taste..

  135. Office Versions by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    This already confuses people.

    Until you sit down and read the mountains of license restrictions, even server 2003 isn't 'obvious'.

    One version, one price.

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  136. Translations. by Mandoric · · Score: 1

    Read: Gouge the Darkies Edition, Sell to OEMs and then Something Better to the Poor Bastards who Bought It Edition, Sell to OEMs and then Something Better to the Poor Bastards who Bought It (With Added Reacharound) Edition, Actually Useful Edition, Actually Useful Before We Integrated Outlook Edition, Junket Edition, and Redhat Aren't The Only Ones Who Can Ship 9 CDs Of Redundant Trash Edition.

  137. 7 Flavors= 7 times the problems by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 1

    Or possibly seven factorial times as many problems. It goes without saying that this will confuse the end user and sysadmins. But I think this is going to confuse even the developers at Microsoft. There will be all sorts of problems just because seven releases is just to much to keep track of. Now instead of keeping track of security flaws and bugs on generally two products, they'll have seven. This is just going to confuse the hell out of everyone and cause serious compatibility problems. And is Microsoft going to have seven security patches a month.

  138. Games to be screwed? by FishandChips · · Score: 1

    So, according to this, if you want to get the full benefit of all those overpriced games and get "custom themes" you will have to shell out major bucks for the Vista Ultimate Edition which will also come with loads of business-oriented tweaks the average gamer has no use for?

    MS1: How can we screw gamers? They haven't suffered nearly enough. Besides, Bill's having trouble putting bread on the table.
    MS2: Break open their piggy bank, take their candy allowance, then check under the mattress. Bound to be a buck or two from the paper round there.
    MS3: Hey, I have a great idea. Let's force them to pay for hundreds of megs of business software they'll never need 'cos, you know, we always offer real value for money!
    MS1: Even better, we can thrown in say four custom themes! A bargain when the Ultimate Edition will be only a coupla hundred bucks over base

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  139. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And that's what he was asking about: Linux Distributions. Not Slackware. Nice dodge asshole.

  140. How crappie..... by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 1

    Now If I actually want a legit version of a halfway decent version of Windows (like XP Pro compared to XP Home), I'll probably have to pay a rediculiously high price like $500 ala MS Office Pricing for the "Ultimate" edition.

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  141. pleonasm by nazsco · · Score: 1

    >>one registry key >And rebooting. Don't forget the rebooting. why? changing registry keys already presume you're going to reboot.

  142. Vista? What a JOKE by brockbr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Backstory
    I make my living as a software architect for a large national corporation using the Win32 platform. I've got over 15 years coding & design experience.

    I started out with Borland products, but slowly migrated to MS products due to the following factors:
    1) Tools were built by the makers of the OS
    2) API Documentation
    3) Microsoft's desire to support the development community
    4) OS stability - Laugh if you like, but at the time there wasn't much else to run on an 8088.

    Screw The Developers
    Recently, Microsoft has decided that the development community needed more "options" - In other words, let's screw all of the MSDN Universal holders into "Upgrading" to a new type of subscription - Therefore changing the concept of "Universal" to mean "Kinda sorta, but not really". You no longer can get "EVERYTHING" any more.

    Screw The Consumer
    Next - They're moving on to Vista (what a STUPID name) with 7 different flavors. They are "creating" a compositing desktop using the graphics hardware and touting it as the next "New Thing(tm)". Instead of using a bitmapped desktop, they've gone to this "new innovation". Uh - Mac OSX has done this since day 1. Nothing new here.

    Along with "Vista", they are incorporating many "new" things - Security concepts that are really just hacks on top of a horrible idea.

    Fundamentally, Microsoft has refused to accept that they themselves perpetuate the security problems they currently have. Most Win32 developers have been bottle fed to accept that the local user has admin rights. They code everything with this assumption. Because of this, Microsoft has had a VERY difficult time securing the desktop. Microsoft has no choice but to try and design around a problem of their own creation.

    Fact is you cannot secure a machine where there is, effectively, no security. I say "effectively" because if all users have all rights, then where is the security?

    Combine the Two Above - Rinse/Wash/Repeat
    This long diatribe is really to sum up that Microsoft has ignored the problems for so long, and is not even prepared to address them with the development community. Even their latest development "security" attempts are too little too late for such an egregious flaw.

    And now, to top it off, they're going to attempt to baffle the world with bullshit by releasing 7 versions of an OS - What a fantastically stupid idea.

    The downward spiral started many years ago, and will end with people like me leaving the platform for something that truly performs - For something not built on technical quicksand.


    (BTW - I type this from my G5 Mac in my home where the last remaining PC is serving as print server and remote desktop to host VS.NET so that I can work at home - They're are now 4 other Macs in the house)

  143. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by nazsco · · Score: 2, Insightful

    why? everyone will have the ULTIMATE from winbeta with a hack. after all, it will be the only one that will be able to play non-DRMed media files.

  144. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by tengwar · · Score: 3, Funny

    My cupholder just popped out, you insensitive clod!

  145. One kernel, seven distros: priorities by hsuwh · · Score: 1

    I think grad school classmate of mine, Jesse Reichler, said it very well when Windows XP came out: marketing and flexibility are all well and good, but stability should be job one, by definition.

    In the intervening four years, we've seen Job One go from security, to spam, and now back towards stability. Having a working, rock-solid kernel should be job one: if you can't make it stable, how can you make it secure?

    Microsoft's stated priorities are interrelated (at least security and spam, and to an extent, security and stability). Its market share has always been built on the availability of many more applications than for other operating systems, and to a lesser degree on transparency, developer tools, and a pretty-looking interface (the "butterfly"). So, having one kernel with seven distributions is fine. Just think of it as SCO swallowing up Ubuntu, Red Hat, Slackware, Debian, etc. or OpenBSD, NetBSD, and FreeBSD. ;-)

    It doesn't necessarily bode well, though, given Microsoft's penchant for factoring a lot of nonessential features into the kernel. When a service pack (such as Win2K SP1) is 100+Mb, your customers are conditioned to expect bloatware. Everything I've read about Longhorn tells me there are slick features, but nothing I've read indicates that this trend shows any sign of abating.

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  146. Please select.. by theendlessnow · · Score: 1
    One of the following updates:

    • Windows Vista Home Entertainment Edition Plus SP 2
    • Windows Vista Home Personal Edition Super Pack SP 3
    • Windows Vista Small Business Edition SP 1
    • Windows Vista Small Business Edition Plus SP 2
    • Windows Vista Smartsizing Business Edition Premium Plus SP 4
    • Windows Vista Enterprise Extra Solaris Edition SP 1
    • Windows Vista Enterprise Premium Plus Multimedia Edition SP 5

    If you have questions please call:

    • 555-VIS-TA4U if you have Visa Enterprise Pro, Small Server or Multimedia Plus.
    • 555-NTV-ISTA if you have Small Business Home Edition or Smartsize 2000.
    • 555-VIS-TAMP if you have Personal Plus Solaris Edition.
  147. You are precisely right by ElMiguel · · Score: 1

    This is what Wikipedia has to say on price discrimination:

    Where a monopoly exists, the price of a product is likely to be higher than in a competitive market and the quantity sold less, generating monopoly profits for the seller. These profits can be increased further if the market can be segmented with different prices charged to different segements (referred to as price discrimination), charging higher prices to those segments willing and able to pay more and charging less to those whose demand is price elastic. The price discriminator might need to create rate fences that will prevent members of a higher price segment from purchasing at the prices available to members of a lower price segment. This behaviour is rational on the part of the monopolist, but is often seen by competition authorities as an abuse of a monopoly position, whether or not the monopoly itself is sanctioned.

    Sounds familiar?

    1. Re:You are precisely right by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      That applies to selling the same product for different prices. Microsoft is selling different products for different prices, and since they don't artificially restrict your choice of the products, I'd say it's not the same at all.

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    2. Re:You are precisely right by quantum+bit · · Score: 1

      The whole "rate fences" thing kind of reminds me of DVD region coding...

    3. Re:You are precisely right by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      There is a small difference though; the limitations in the lower end versions of Vista are artifically created. There is no 'natural scarcity' of the features that are available only in the higher end versions, and it actually costs Microsoft extra limit the lower end versions. This may not be price diminiscration according to the letter of the law, but it definitely is 'in spirit', and it definitely is the intent of Microsoft.

    4. Re:You are precisely right by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      Oranges and bananas. You're talking about price segmentation, and there's no question that they are intentionally creating different products with different pricing levels. However, this is not a behavior exclusive to monopolies, not illegal, not anticompetitive, and not even really harmful to consumers. Price discrimination, which OP was talking about, is totally different, is argurably harmful, and is definitely not what Microsoft is doing.

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    5. Re:You are precisely right by ElMiguel · · Score: 1

      Got any reference that supports your definition of price discrimination?

    6. Re:You are precisely right by krischik · · Score: 1

      I would say "almost the same product for significantly different prices". And that makes is the same. Remember: you need something to bar the upper price customers from buying the lower price product. They have not added features for the higher price versions but removed features for the lower price segment.

      Home := Ulimate - Pro
      Pro := Ulimate - Home
      Home_Basic := Home - Feature_List_X
      Starter := Home Basix - Multi_Tasking

      only in the corporate world - where software gets evaluated - things are a little bit different:

      Business := Pro - Games + Feature_List_Y
      Enterprise := Business + Feature_List_Z

      But note the "- Games" here!!

      Martin

    7. Re:You are precisely right by amliebsch · · Score: 1
      And that makes is the same.

      No, it's not really the same at all, because they are not doing anything to keep anybody from purchasing any of them. If you have money to burn but want to buy Home Basic, you can. That's not discrimination, that's just segmentation, because there is nothing that actually does bar the upper price customers from buying at the lower price point, except that the product might not be one that they want.

      They have not added features for the higher price versions but removed features for the lower price segment.

      Well, that's totally subjective, based on whatever you decide to use as the baseline.

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    8. Re:You are precisely right by krischik · · Score: 1

      On the first point I am with you - but on the 2nd I differ. Windows NT and it's successors are a multitasking OS which can handle more then a thouthand applications (not all GUI of corse). Adding a restriction to 3 applications is removin features.

      But that is not new: Windows NT and it's successors was build to support hundreds of connections - yes Windows XP (Home and Pro) are restricted to 10. It's the peer to peer network connections we are talking about.

      Also NT was build for use with multiple CPU's yet XP Home is crippeld to just 1 and XP Pro to 2.

      I am not talking about a Media Player more or less I am talking about core OS functionalty beeing crippled.

      Martin

  148. The Missing Versions by Androclese · · Score: 1

    Where are the followings versions:

    - Secure Version
    - Stable Version
    - "Plain Vanilla OS without all the bloatware and other M$ BS" version.

    As soon as we get the version that was as simple Windows 3.11, I'll consider going back to Windows as my primary OS and not before.

  149. Stop making uninteresting news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please people restrain from making a news item from everything microsoft related, ok ?
    Who cares about this news ? We have time to hear about that specifics, don't do microsoft useless publicity and stop annoying my rss with thoses uninteresting "news".

    Cheers,

  150. price segmentation by ednopantz · · Score: 1

    This is nothing but price segmentation. The goal is to extract the highest price a customer is willing to pay for a given product. Tiered pricing lets you charge $99 to the people unwilling to pay more than $100 for your product and $149 for those unwilling to pay more than $150. If you didn't segment, you would get $100 from both the cheapskates and spendthrifts.

    We now return you to your regularly scheduled BSOD jokes.

  151. When Product Variety Backfires by Ian.Waring · · Score: 1

    Oh the joy, Microsoft mutilating themselves. Maybe they've not renewed their Harvard Business School Magazine subscriptions - they should read http://hbswk.hbs.edu/item.jhtml?id=4980&t=marketin g

  152. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by CyricZ · · Score: 1

    Slackware is obviously a Linux distro, you cockmunching cousin-fucking sheep-humping anal-pounding sumbitch-licking scrotum-tweaking rectum-diddling piss ninny!

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  153. Extreme Radical Enterprise Server Edition Platinum by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Here are the proposed Server edtions

    Extreme Radical Enterprise Server Edition Platinum
    1337 Gam3rz edtion X-Plutonium
    Microsoft Windows Family Friendly networking
    Vista high security edtion

  154. XP Home and XP Pro weren't different either... by MikTheUser · · Score: 1

    ...because you can turn one into the other and vice-versa if you know the right registry codes.
    Once again, the registry proves itself as the biggest Shot In The Foot ever.

    1. Re:XP Home and XP Pro weren't different either... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd really like to know how to do this. If what you are saying is true, this could be a great help in fixing people's computers (especially with regards to folder ownership). Please post a how-to, or a link to one.

  155. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by Mike+Savior · · Score: 1

    >Isn't that the situation with Linux distributions right now?

    Sure there's lots of linux distros out there, and they seem to sometimes mix in and out of other, maybe more "true unix-y" flavors (freebsd, solaris, et al). But *nix is barely making its footprint in a commercial home market, whereas Windows is just making a very general, wide stretch of its "new" operating environment, when it's not really all that necessary. *nix users can always compile something from source if really necessary -for now-, be it a bitch, or use some form of a dedicated package manager. Sure, marketing and placement plays a role in this Vista forking, and we'll all eventually adapt and get over it, but it's not really needed to have this many versions. There's already not that much disctinction between Vista and XP, there -can't- be much telling the Vistas apart from the Longhorns.

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  156. Not 7 editions. 14 Editions! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Each of those 7 Windows edition should have also an "N" version (without the Media Player):

    • Starter N Edition
    • Starter Edition
    • Home Basic N Edition
    • Home Basic Edition
    • Home Premium N Edition
    • Home Premium Edition
    • Professional N Edition
    • Professional Edition
    • Small Business N Edition
    • Small Business Edition
    • Enterprise N Edition
    • Enterprise Edition
    • Ultimate N Edition
    • Ultimate Edition

    That's of course 14 editions of Windoze. So, a windows.distrowatch.com is really needed ;)

  157. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by bleaknik · · Score: 1

    Right Click My Computer, then click Manage?

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  158. Mo money for less. by Stumbles · · Score: 1
    Lol and people act like little whiners bemoaning the confusing array of which Linux distro to use, why there are so many Linux distros, there should be a consolidation of Linux distros, blah, blah.

    At least with any Linux distro you can have a webserver, print server, samba server, desktop of your choice, blah, blah. All without needing an upgrade license, phoning home to Bill, blah blah. In fact the only choice you need make for Linux is a distro and your fav desktop environment.

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  159. Podcast? by RinzeWind · · Score: 1

    You, sir, will surely mean blogcast.

  160. They're de-spicable... by slideroll · · Score: 0

    Wabbit Edition! Duck Edition! Wabbit Edition! Duck Edition!

  161. Re:Windows Vista Forum by ScytheBlade1 · · Score: 1

    Your "great Windows Vista Community" scares the ever living crap out of me.

    Example: Help me crack it...

    Is that......english?

    The least you could do is spam quality. I'd guess that there's a reason you're here spamming it, and that is because it's just a bunch of clueless noobs saying "omg plz hlp me crack wpa"...

  162. All I want by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

    All I want is the "bug free edition". Maybe the edition that is also "popup free" "virus free" and "adware free"

  163. By your powers combined... by tduff · · Score: 1

    I am Windows Ultimate.

  164. Sorry, MS but this is Comical by salesgeek · · Score: 1

    Drop the five flavors of Windows Vista Useless Edition and just give us:

    MS Windows Vista for Home
    MS Windows Vista for Work

    Or better yet:

    MS Windows Vista with an installer that installs what you need based on how you are using the computer. If you have super-ultra-value features worth paying for, just sell those add ons seperately.

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  165. Google OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i am waiting for Google OS.

    1. Re:Google OS by SleepyHappyDoc · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I hate to break it to you, but Google runs Linux.

      You can go back to waiting now. ;)

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    2. Re:Google OS by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

      So the new OS is going to be called Goonix and will be OSS? WOOHOO!

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    3. Re:Google OS by QuaZar666 · · Score: 1

      that doesn't mean anything. Look at Mac OS X for example, the back end is a modified BSD system called Darwin.

    4. Re:Google OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google is making operating systems unimportant, numbnuts.

    5. Re:Google OS by jocknerd · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it will be Windows only just like all their other software.

  166. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by antiMStroll · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Windows Server 2003 High-Performance Computing"

    Hmmmm, what level of computing are the four then?

  167. Re:Windows Vista Forum by Mechcozmo · · Score: 1

    I smell a Slashdottin'. That sounds like a nice way to get back the 38.225 seconds of my wasted life on that site...the smell of burning webserver. Zonk, can you help us out with this one?

  168. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by Council · · Score: 1

    And people are already getting XP Pro when they don't need it in the first place, paying $100 extra without any idea of the benefits.

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  169. Starter Edition to come with new PC's? by Edgester · · Score: 1

    Windows Starter Edition will probably be the default to come with new PC's, especially the sub $400 PC's. Then you'll have to upgrade to do the things you want to do.

    I think this will make Windows Millenium Edition look good in comparision.

  170. Seven flavors.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buggy, Insecure, Inoperable, Incompatible, Vulnerable, Patented Vulnerable, Resource Hog

  171. One for.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One for each day of the week

  172. c'mon /,'ers ! Be consistent! by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 0

    If Apple comes out with 10 fruity colors of the iPod nano, it's a Good Thing, but with Microsoft comes out with a half-dozen flavors of an OS it's bad!? At least be consistent! Conumser choice is good! Now look at all the choices you'll have!

    1. Re:c'mon /,'ers ! Be consistent! by mh101 · · Score: 1

      Aside from the fact that the iPod Nano is only available in two colors, this isn't a fair comparison.

      I didn't RTFA yet, but I'm assuming there is considerably more differences between the various versions of Vista than something as trivial as the default color scheme. I can imagine how this would seriously confuse the consumers since there are so many choices, not just Pro or Home.

      Perhaps a better comparison would be if Nano A could only play AAC, Nano B could play MP3 and AAC, Nano C could play MP3 and AAC but only came with Firewire compatibility, etc.

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    2. Re:c'mon /,'ers ! Be consistent! by MacDust · · Score: 1

      Hey, lame-ass, that is a bad comparison. 10 colors of the iPod is just that, a difference in color. They a blue iPod mini does exactly the same thing as a silver iPod, and pink and green. They are different colors. The software and function is all the same. A more fair comparison would be to compare the iMac G5, Mac mini, eMac and Power Mac G5. Although not really the same level of comparison because again, the software is the same. The hardware may be different, but the software is the same on all, so they all operate the same. What MS is doing would be like Adobe creating 7 different versions of Photo Shop. Which in that case they have PS for the pros and Elements for the consumers. Who are the 7 different types of buyers MS is catering too with Vista?

  173. MS Vista: not my $$$ version by blankoboy · · Score: 1

    Microsoft can officially kiss my @ss. I will not pay a cent for any version of Vista.

  174. OMG ... by dominic.laporte · · Score: 1

    can you imagine what sort of nightmare this will create for QA centers. It was not enough already to test your application against combinations of :

    1) w95,(multiple releases)
    2) w98,(multiple releases)
    3) wNT (multiple service packs)
    4) WXp (multiple service packs)
    5) internet explorer (multiple service pack)

    now i can how this will definitely make these centers to chose only certain combinations. And dont even talk about linux !

  175. Looks as if Microsoft... by trudyscousin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...has been taking lessons from someone else who produces badly-conceived products.

    Lest you think I'm trolling, I have a legitimate question: Why must there be so much stratification?

    Guy Kawasaki was fond of using the analogy of sailors and passengers aboard a ship: "A passenger gets on a ship, plays shuffleboard, and eats at the captain's table. A sailor weighs the anchor, goes into the engine room, and gets grease under his fingernails." He said that a product that was deep, indulgent, complete, and elegant could appeal to both kinds of users.

    What we have here isn't any of these things. Instead, it's what a marketer sees as a way to "add value" and provide "choice" and ultimately increase revenues, but what it will really produce is confusion, because no one is going to be really sure which of Microsoft's offerings will suit them best.

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    1. Re:Looks as if Microsoft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lest you think I'm trolling, I have a legitimate question: Why must there be so much stratification?

      Probably to hedge off more anti-trust lawsuits related to their bundled products.

    2. Re:Looks as if Microsoft... by patio11 · · Score: 1
      How many users EVER have to choose operating systems, though? For most users for which this is going to be a problem, they'll get "Whatever Dell includes with the model". You buy their gratuitously overpriced gaming rig, you get Windows extreme, otherwise you get Windows Basic with an optional $50 upgrade to Windows Advanced, which is explained with a little pop-up window (click the question mark to hear "Buy this for $50 or $2 a month -- its like Windows, except better integration with your DVD drive, etc").

      For corporate buyers, they're only going to be picking between two editions, and they've got professionals to advise them. And if they didn't, they could bend the ear of salesman to "customize a solution which is responsive to their needs" or some other flimflam.

  176. After Windows- I'm not too particular about distro by greyparrot · · Score: 1

    A month or so ago, my ancient Windows 2000 Server partition stopped working. No regrets, just put UBUNTU into my old Linux partition (was RH 7) and happiness is mine. This is one of those grandmother distros for workstations. Quite nice! Friends don't let friends buy MS. I have been recommending MACs for years.

  177. Too many targets by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    > I don't exactly know what people's problem with multiple distros is.

    The lack of a usable standard to develop toward. When distributing a program, you have to support many distributions. That means multiple package formats, different file paths, different configuration file formats (init scripts being the worst, if your program is a daemon), different libraries bundled, different desktop types and ways to make your program visible, etc.

    1. Re:Too many targets by Liam+Slider · · Score: 5, Interesting
      The lack of a usable standard to develop toward. When distributing a program, you have to support many distributions. That means multiple package formats, different file paths, different configuration file formats (init scripts being the worst, if your program is a daemon), different libraries bundled, different desktop types and ways to make your program visible, etc.

      You know, I actually remember back when home computers were new....and actually called home computers (or, sometimes, microcomputers). Back then every computer brand was utterly different, different OS, different base language, often a different processor. It was chaos and it was glorious. There were a massive amount of computer systems to choose from, from extremely light, low end, cheap systems like the Timex-Sinclair 1000, to the mid-range C-64, to the expensive IBM PC. All were different. All had a wealth of software avaliable for them. Developers wrote software for their chosen machines, their chosen OS, but often they wrote completely different versions of the same software for multiple types of machines (Visicalc was a good example of this). Nobody complained to my knowledge.

      Too many people have grown up in a monopolist, monoculture society, they think computing has to be that way and always has been.

      As for the different distributions of Linux....yes, they are different distributions of Linux, but they are not really different "distributions" of the same OS. Essentially they are different operating systems, each built around GNU and the Linux kernel. Do we call OS X a "distribution" of BSD? No, not really, it's a unique OS qith it's own quirks, and it's own top layer, and it's customised. Linux distros are no different. Most take GNU and the Linux kernel, and add a top layer of their own. That top layer may itelf be just mildly customised versions of the "standard" along with a few custom libraries and integrated applications (Mandriva, SuSE, etc...) or it may be more radical (GNUStep). Sometimes, they are even proprietary (Linspire). And they all usually customise the kernel to suit their needs, so between them even the kernel is different. They are all different competing operating systems, based around the same standards and low level components, rather than different "versions" of the same OS. For that, you need to look at the different versions within the same distro.

    2. Re:Too many targets by Chemisor · · Score: 1

      > Back then every computer brand was utterly different,
      > different OS, different base language, often a different
      > processor. It was chaos and it was glorious.

      It was only glorious if you could lock in your customers onto your little niche hardware. That is acceptable when you are bundling your software with the hardware, like a cellphone. Nobody would need or want to run your cellphone UI on another cellphone.

      The situation is completely different for a general-purpose desktop application. If you write a linux application for Debian, you are targeting only those users who have it or its derivative. That decimates your market right there. If you want to support another platform, you need to provide another package. You'll need to spend time writing it, figuring out an entirely different filesystem layout and configuration format suite, help the user figure out which one he needs (normal users don't remember what distribution they are running), verify which libraries are available on the new target, and provide them if they are not.

      You have to do this for each distribution you want to support. This takes time and money. Time and money from a budget that is much smaller than those companies you are talking about had, since they made money selling hardware, throwing in the software as a bonus.

      > Nobody complained to my knowledge.

      Of course not. In those times, nobody ever tried to distribute an application for more than one platform.

      > Too many people have grown up in a monopolist, monoculture society,
      > they think computing has to be that way and always has been.

      No, it doesn't have to be. But it should be. Standards save time and money for software developers by allowing them to target the largest possible customer base. Until you have those standards, you won't have any Linux applications, since very few companies would want to put in time and effort to target a specific distribution. The Linux market is small enough already, and selling to only a fraction of it is hardly sensible in business. And, to add insult to injury, you can't even be sure that the distribution will still exist by the time you release your program.

    3. Re:Too many targets by Liam+Slider · · Score: 1
      Of course not. In those times, nobody ever tried to distribute an application for more than one platform.
      Did you get a good bump on the head there? I mentioned a popular (at the time) application that was supported on more than one brand of computer, Visicalc.
      No, it doesn't have to be. But it should be. Standards save time and money for software developers by allowing them to target the largest possible customer base.
      One monopolistic system is not the same as a standard. Linux does, for the most part, have standards.
      Until you have those standards, you won't have any Linux applications, since very few companies would want to put in time and effort to target a specific distribution. The Linux market is small enough already, and selling to only a fraction of it is hardly sensible in business.
      Oh that must explain why Linux has next to no working software for it... No, wait a minute...there's quite a bit of software out there that'll run on various Linux systems. Even commercial software if you know where to look. I really don't see this lack of applications you speak of. Lack of certain specific, branded applications maybe, but not lack of applications.
    4. Re:Too many targets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, parent was referring to a single PROVIDER as a monopolist monoculture, not lamenting standards as you seem to assume he is.

  178. they also left out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Starter Plus Registry Hack Edition.

  179. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Turds come in 7 different flavors! Nasty, smelly, sloppy, fibrous, shiny, and "Just freaking huge"

    As they say,
    "You can polish a turd but all you get is a shiny turd."

  180. Re:obligatory boot screen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...they also forget to mention

  181. Flavours... by rathehun · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...can I have mine in apple? ;)

  182. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by wviperw · · Score: 1

    You can also do the following to get the Windows version:

    1. Windows Key + R (Run Dialog)
    2. Type 'winver' and press enter.

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  183. Excelent for macs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This will drive lots of people to a Mac. Can't wait.

  184. So that's 7 times more sales by MerlinTheWizard · · Score: 1

    Good job Ballmer!

  185. Why can't they have some fun with the names? by swab79 · · Score: 0

    Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, and Sneezy

  186. You forgot one by r_cerq · · Score: 1

    - Does the Enterprise Edition come with Kirk or Picard?

    As I doubt our computers will start speaking and listening to us, I'm gessing it'll be the "Archer Edition", with "Trip Center" replacing the Control Panel, "Hail then, Hoshi" as a WinPopup replacement, and "Reed Alert" as the new firewall. (T'Pol will probably be lurking as a wallpaper or something)

  187. "Game Performance Tweaker"? by PhotoBoy · · Score: 1

    Based on the specs you supposedly need to run Vista does the game performance tweaker just install Windows XP for you when you select the games profile? Or does it just open up a browser page for Xbox 360?

    Seriously though, if the performance tweaker does provide tangible gaming performance improvements over XP I would very seriously consider the upgrade as games performance is something I consider vital to any OS I use. That said, OpenGL is supposedly just a wrapper to DirectX in Vista so I can't see myself wanting to take that performance killer on.

    1. Re:"Game Performance Tweaker"? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      I'm sure this "perfomance tweaker" is nothing but some registry configurations dialog like TweakUI. Actually, I'd expect a program called "TweakVst" or similar to appear in a freeware downloads site a couple of months after Vista is released.

  188. Same mistake by MadChicken · · Score: 1

    It's the same WinME/Win2k PRO split disaster all over again.

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  189. Over here.. by chord.wav · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In Argentina, most PCs come with one flavor of Linux installed with an XP theme by default.

    Most of users who don't know nothing of OSes, buy it thinking it is XP and they realize that once they already bought them.

    I'm not sure if this is good or bad, more like a Shing Yang.

    PC vendors lower their costs that way, but they don't inform the user about the OS installed.

    Users realize they don't have XP when they try to do something that they used to, or when they try to download MSN. Then, the general line of thinking is "I can't get anything done with Linux, Linux suck" and they get a pirated copy of XP.

    Back to the topic, it's clear that MS don't want to let Linux reach the user. They will encourage PC vendors to sell the Vista version that only boots on odd days and let's you hit the start button once per session. That way they get ahead with this problem.
    Linux has a chance NOW. Linux is actually reaching the user NOW, but fails to demonstrate that it is actually good for the common tasks that the user does.

    I'm not saying that something can't be done with Linux. The problem is that the user simply doesn't realize that yet and they get rid of Linux before they have a chance to do so.

    1. Re:Over here.. by kongjie · · Score: 1

      What is a Shing Yang?

    2. Re:Over here.. by chord.wav · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I meant Yin Yang
      Yin Yang
      Everything has its good part and its bad part, Much like the Force, complementary opposites..

    3. Re:Over here.. by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Users realize they don't have XP when they try to do something that they used to, or when they try to download MSN. Then, the general line of thinking is "I can't get anything done with Linux, Linux suck" and they get a pirated copy of XP.

      How can ANY operating system hope to appeal to any users like that? Other than becoming an exact clone of Windows XP, and getting 100% binary compatibility, what can be done? If users aren't willing to put even a little bit of effort into something that is different than Windows, no OS, no matter how good, can ever hope to convert them.

      Perhaps the software is good enough, and the mindset is the problem.
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    4. Re:Over here.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows would be more like Donkey Wang.

  190. Microsoft ripping alternative sources now?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Real Microsoft Ultimate Power

  191. years by neko9 · · Score: 1

    drat! i read it like "Windows Vista To Come In 7 Years"... :\

  192. I've already got all those extras by mr_burns · · Score: 1

    Game Performance Tweaker => nice
    Podcast creation utility => itunes
    online "Club" services => you can get music and videos from ITMS

    It also came with a video editing suite, a DVD authoring utility, a photo management and touch-up app, a music composition tool, an IDE based on GCC and a nifty app that brings up a texas hold'em game when I press f-12.

    Plus my shared libraries aren't a genetic mess like an appalacian family reunion. And my machine doesn't have more virii than the village whore.

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    1. Re:I've already got all those extras by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      --and a nifty app that brings up a texas hold'em game when I press f-12.

      I didnt know that MS Word came with the OS ;P

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  193. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    When XP Pro loads, the progress bar is blue instead of green. I don't know about you, but I'd pay $100 for that.

  194. Yes, and they would all be named... by Ieshan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, and it would be even more like it if all 7 the editions of Slackware Linux 10 were named:

    1. Slackware Spam
    2. Slackware Eggs Ham Spam
    3. Slackware Spam Eggs Spam and Eggs Ham Spam
    4. Slackware Spam Spam Spam Eggs Spam Ham Spam
    5. Slackware Eggs Spam Spam Spam Ham Spam Spam.
    6. Slackware Spam Spam Spam Spam Ham Spam Ham.
    and
    7. Slackware Eggs Spam and Spam Ham Spam with Eggs Ham Spam.

    1. Re:Yes, and they would all be named... by DarkYoshi · · Score: 1
      You forgot Slackware Green Eggs and Ham.

      "I do not like the Kernel, shell I am!"

  195. Release 2 by lanced · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'm waiting for release 2. Then I'll upgrade to Vista. Just like all other windows editions, I'm sure it will be pretty well useless until then. Think about it: 95-R2, 98-SE, 2k-SP2, Millenium... nevermind. Plus, I've got to give MS credit for the Acronym stuff here. When the do release the second ed of Vista professional, you can upgrade to Vista Pro Ed R2 (ViPER2). But until then, whe have ViBE and VUE. But they still have room to learn. I am working as a defense contractor. The military KNOWS acronyms. The typical military man can't speak two consecutive sentences withuout any acronyms. I've been in conversations where there were no nouns ever used.

  196. Inoperating System by jonoid · · Score: 1

    "First up, there's Starter Edition, which like XP Starter Edition, is a crippled (and lame) product aimed at the two-thirds world. It will limit users to three concurrent applications, and provide only basic TCP/IP networking, and won't be suitable for most games."

    This seems more like an inoperating system.
  197. Tortured analogy: Vista flavors vs. Mac flavors? by notaprguy · · Score: 1

    Bear with me on this one before you flame me. Although one might argue that I'm comparing Apples and Oranges (no pun intended), I don't see a big difference between MSFT offerings multiple flavors of Windows Vista and Apple offering multiple flavors of Mac. If you look at Apple's Web site (http://www.apple.com/hardware/), you see that they're currently offering four major "flavors" of Macs: iMac G5, Mac mini, Power Mac G5 and the eMac. One can, of course, purchase many flavors of each of these Mac families. Although the OS remains the same across the families, Apple is doing classic market segmentation. They're offering products at various price points with various features to try to reach the broadest range of customers and (not coincidentally) get the most money out of their customers. This isn't business rocket-science. You can see the same principles being applied in any business. Take "Swiffer," that annoyingly named product from Proctor and Gamble. Go to the Swiffer home page and you'll see seven different flavors of Swiffer including the NEW! Swiffer Carpetflick. Swiffer is undoubtedly doing this to make as much money as possible by segmenting the market. One more example closer to home. Redhat is currently offering four versions of their Linux distro: Redhat Enterprise Linux AS, Redhat Enterprise Linux ES, Redhat Enterprise Linux WS, and Redhat Desktop. My point is that Microsoft's decision (which I haven't seen confirmed by them...) to offer multiple flavors of Vista is probably just good business and, hopefully, giving their customers products that are best suited for them.

  198. Isnt this sort of a bad business descision??? by guardianfox · · Score: 1

    Seven levels of the same product... wont that immediatly confuse consumers? What real need is there for five different mid-level products? Why not just sell ONE version of the product? You could offer up seven or more preset configurations at install time, and make everything customizable. I guess I've lost respect for Vista already.

    1. Re:Isnt this sort of a bad business descision??? by notaprguy · · Score: 1

      No, not really. Do you complain when you are offered multiple models of mobile phones from Motorola? They're all pretty similar, just a few more featuers for the higher priced products. What about cars? You can buy 3 or 4 models of the BMW 5 series. You can buy several models of Mac's (see my previous post). This is a basic business concept called "segmentation." You segment your customers based on what products you think they ned at particular price points. If done right you serve your customer better and, if you're a good business manager, you get more $$ in the process.

  199. MS is catching up by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    This is just the MS's attempt to catch up with Mandriva, Red Hat, Novel, Debian and Slackware...

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  200. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    Ughhhh - You are an Eeeeeeevullll naughty person and desrve to die in BSOD hell...

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  201. okay, so the new features were cut by yagu · · Score: 1

    Maybe this makes sense since so many promised features for Vista have pre-emptively (the only pre-emption MS does well, btw) deleted or scaled back leaving the anticipated new OS not very new at all. However, stratifying the offering (I've always HATED the Home vs Pro distinction, mainly you can use IIS -- yeah, THAT's worth $100) makes Vista seem different than XP. Good move on MS' part.

  202. The real purpose by DaCool42 · · Score: 1

    New PCs come with Starter Edition or Home Edition. Then you have to buy Home Edition or Home Premium Edition after the fact. Just another way of getting people to pay for copies of Windows they will never use. There should be a site where people can "give away" their extra windows licenses to charitable organizations.

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  203. Re:Windows Vista Forum by emurphy42 · · Score: 1

    Bit of a mixed blessing, though, seeing as they're mentioned in the context of "this is a steaming pile of crap".

  204. Who's mod'ing that? by khasim · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Moderation +2
        50% Insightful
        20% Interesting
        20% Overrated

    Okay, I can see the "Overrated" mod ... but giving it the other mod's just doesn't make sense from a technical viewpoint.

    Windows boxes STILL have BSOD's. So why would an anonymous post questioning someone who made a joke about such BSOD's be mod'ed "Insightful"?

  205. Don't play the MS hype game! by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

    Please, stop all the speculating on what features will and won't be in Vista, how many different versions there will be, whether or not OpenGL games will work, what the hardware requirements will be, etc. All these things have changed in the past, and they will all change again before a real finished release oozes out of Redmond in a year or two. All our speculating accomplishes is giving MS free advertising by keeping the idea of Vista in the IT world's mind.

    When there's a real "box with CDs in it sitting on the shelf at Best Buy" release, then it will be appropriate to comment. Until then, we're just feeding the hype monster.

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  206. Frickin' IBM Powerbook... by spike2131 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a cool trick, IBM Powerbooks don't have that Windows key, so I can't test it out right now....

    Would it have killed IBM to use a standard keyboard?

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    1. Re:Frickin' IBM Powerbook... by Cyclon · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a cool trick, IBM Powerbooks don't have that Windows key, so I can't test it out right now....

      Would it have killed IBM to use a standard keyboard?


      Probably wouldn't matter, as Apple would have already killed IBM for making Powerbooks.

    2. Re:Frickin' IBM Powerbook... by burns210 · · Score: 1

      IBM makes Thinkpads. Although, not even that anymore.

      Anyway. To use non-bastardized standards, you can still do a CONTROL + ESCAPE to simulate the Windows key. (conveniently the far bottom-left and far top-right button, easy to find).

      And always, you can right-click My Computer and select Properties to get that system information. OR, got to Control Panel and double-click System.

      all KINDS of choices.

    3. Re:Frickin' IBM Powerbook... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      And always, you can right-click My Computer and select Properties to get that system information.

      The same context menu also has "manage" on it, which pops up the MMC console. From there you can manage services, devices, users and read the system events. Doing these two from the start menu is quite a convient way into them.

      To use non-bastardized standards, you can still do a CONTROL + ESCAPE to simulate the Windows key.

      That's the combo to open the start menu, it wont work with the win-pause and win-e (explorer) style commands. I writing this post on a thinkpad just now. There is one button marked "ThinkPad" that can be reassigned by hacking the registry; it may be possible to make this do the missing shortcut combo key.

    4. Re:Frickin' IBM Powerbook... by Mad+Merlin · · Score: 1
      Would it have killed IBM to use a standard keyboard?

      They do use standard keyboards! You can take your blasted space wasting Windows key and shove it.

    5. Re:Frickin' IBM Powerbook... by Matilda+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      Or, you could push the "Access IBM" button, click on "Manage Keyboard & Pointing devices", click on "Map Keys to Functions", and map something to act as the Window key. And I like it. Laptop keyboards are small enough, without cramming on a Windows button in the bottom (there's already the extra Function key down there...), especially since NOT EVERYONE USES WINDOWS.

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  207. Re:Every other OS is easier to buy(or simply:selec by teknomage1 · · Score: 1

    Linux came in too many "mutations" (the basis of evolution BTW)

    Didn't you know? Evolution is too controversial, so Windows Vista only supports teaching intelligent design. On the plus side it let them make a sweet deal with the Kansas school board. It especially bad when Clippy talks about how the Earth is 10,000 years old and then deletes Encarta.

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  208. Ulitmate Edition users by porneL · · Score: 1

    OMG!OGM!OMGOGM!!!111 My mom bought me Teh Windows Ultimate Ultra Edition!!!!11 My gamez R gonna B 10x c00ler than yors ROTLFOLOLOL!!!1111111

  209. is there really a market for all these? by cashman73 · · Score: 1
    Ok, sure. Certainly the new PC manufacturers will start to offer this as soon as possible. But seriously, who in the heck is going to actually take the time to actually go out and buy an upgrade for any of these editions?!?! Especially if one already has Windows XP? I mean, I've been using WinXP since it came out a couple years ago, and for the most part, it's pretty decent. Why would I want to make radical changes to my existing PC just to get the latest version of windows, when my computer is working fine right now.

    Of course, Microsoft could circumvent this by telling everyone they have to upgrade for security reasons, and start a little scare with their lack of security. But in that case, they should just fix the problems with XP, instead of making us all send them more money to upgrade to a newer version.

  210. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  211. What a joke. by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    This is heelarious. I suppose they're splintering into so many distros to compete with Linux?

    MS is flailing. And it's almost as sad as it is entertaining to watch.

  212. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2, Funny

    I work for AOL and that reminds me of a call I monitored.

    The user claimed he was running Windows56. Nothing right? Well the tech listened more to the users problem and then he claimed everything was upside down.

    Turns out he had his monitor upside down and "95" turned into "56"/ :-)

    God AOL users are the best.

  213. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by iphayd · · Score: 1

    Media Center and Tablet Edition

  214. Microsoft REALLY doesn't want my buisness... by RexRhino · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I mean, damn. It used to be you would just purchase Windows 95. Then they had the whole XP home and XP Pro thing (with anyone with more sophisticated computer needs than my Grandmother needing XP Pro). Now there are going to be seven versions (and anyone but the most casual user is going to have to spend a grand on the highest end version?).

    Never mind that this goes totally against the principles of normal economics (i.e. the more people who buy something, the less the development cost per unit... and since development cost is the only real cost for software, making less-powerful versions of the software should actually be MORE EXPENSIVE since it requires more work/testing/etc.) But I guess normal economics do not apply when you are a monopoly.

    And never mind that the new OS won't run on anything but high-end machines. And will be utterly crippled with DRM and bloated with a damn 3D vector interface.

    Sorry Microsoft, if I am going to buy a high-end workstation, it is going to be a mac, and everything else is going to be running Linux or FreeBSD. I probably would have continued using Windows just out of habit and so I could run my old software, but for the money I save from buying the highest end Windows OS I should be able to save more money than I would using my old software.

    I mean, is Microsoft activly trying to piss as many people off as possible? I realize that they are just trying to make money, and everyone is basicly selfish... but are they actually under the delusion that consumers are going to go along with this? Is the market for the computer illiterate novice really that big that they can alienate higher end users?

  215. I bet they will be crippled except for ultimate by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2, Informative

    Microsoft in the past has been known to cripple its own VC++ compiler so that the best executables created will only work the the professional and enterprise editions.

    My guess is the frame rates for games will be slowed down in all but the ultimate edition. It will be a classic MS strategy but I will try to be optimistic.

    I dont like the fact that vista already criples video output on purpose to force you to be a drm enabled monitor.

    I think I will stick with Windows2k which I use now. I do like the new avolon api and docking features. It looks alot like object desktop and the customization looks sweet but this other garbage is a big turn off.

  216. Donald Ferrone is at it again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a moron. Modded down so often that he has a default score of -1, and still doesn't get the hint!

  217. Bill Gates And The Seven Flavors of Windows by simple+mind · · Score: 1

    Starter Edition: Dopey
    Home Basic Edition: Sleepy
    Home Premium Edition: Sneezy
    Professional Edition: Grumpy
    Small Business Edition: Bashful
    Enterprise Edition: Happy
    Ultimate Edition: Doc

  218. Not much compared to GNU/Linux... by msormune · · Score: 1

    In comparison we have about 9999 GNU/Linux distributions all offering just about the same packages, with the same Xorg version, with almost the same init scripts, with the same kernel. The only difference seems to be in installing the system. Oh yeah, please some one cry out about the ability to choose your distribution because they are all free. But really, what's the real difference between them?
    GNU/Linux is not about choice, it's about making the obvious choices and those choices are about the same with every installed GNU/Linux.

  219. functionality versus marketing by Sjobeck · · Score: 0

    If ever there was any doubt about whether the engineeing department or the marketing department were in charge, it is now officially resolved.

  220. No it won't by istartedi · · Score: 1

    The iMac had flavors. Didn't Apple get a patent on "flavored" personal computing technology?

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    1. Re:No it won't by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1
      I want "Windows Vista Crippled Crap That Was Bundled With My Presario So I Pay For A Retail Professional Copy And Microsoft Sells The Thing To Me Twice Edition"

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    2. Re:No it won't by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1
      Also, MS is the last man standing in a dead market. This means they have really no competition, and are charging for something that others give away.

      They are crazy, charging for an OS, and creationg all these hoops to jump through for licensing, registration and authorization!

      Ship the frikin' thing. Charge for media, boxes and books. Even charge manufacturers a nominal fee to bundle it. Charge customers nothing for bits. Bill the support at reasonable and attractive pricing, and really support it.

      Bill will have to die first. The firm was built on licensing retail and OEM copies of DOS, and went through the roof by doing the same for Windows. Unfortunately, that was last centuries business. Only the position of their many billions makes this appear to be continually viable. If people and corporations have to pay for an OS on the desktop CPU, without having to do the same for handheld and telephony cpus... The attention will move to these spaces, and general purpose computers will become what they were in the early 80's - content creator workstations.

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  221. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by Dread+Pirate+Shanks · · Score: 1
    Are you kidding me? This is what I get from users I've had to help:
    "if you have some time now I could help you over the phone."
    "um"
    "so do you have time now?"
    "oh. yeah. um. yeah?"
    "yeah?"
    "yeah?"
    "so do you have time?"
    "yes."
    "okay, you have windows 98, correct?"
    "yes"
    "So I need you to boot into safe mode. do you need me to tell you how to do that?"
    "yes?"
    "yes?"
    "yeah."
    "Alright, go to the start menu and choose shutdown/reboot."
    "Hang on, let me turn it on."
    "Oh! Okay, as it starts up, before it says 'Starting windows 98' hit the F8 key."
    "um. before it says starting windows 98?"
    "yes."
    "it says "Starting Windows XP."
    "Windows XP?"
    "Windows XP home."
    "I thought you had windows 98?"
    "Well yeah, I assume it's 98."
    I'm not kidding. It actually gets better.
    "Go to the start button. then select run."
    "Run?"
    "run."
    "I don't see a run. There's a network places. is that it?"
    "No. On the right, near the bottom, there should be a 'run' option."
    "I dont' think so. There's Help and Support?"
    "Can you read all the options once you click the start button please."
    [giant list ending in "Run" and then "Shutdown/whatever"]
    "Wait! Back up one."
    "Help and Support?"
    "No. forward."
    "Seach for files?"
    "Forward."
    "Run?"
    "yes, click that."
    Users are idiots. Seven versions is going to make things absolutely awful for tech support.
  222. 90%? by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

    87.333% (repeating of coarse) of the statistics you read on /. are yanked straight from the poster's ass.

  223. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by zerocool^ · · Score: 1


    So, is Slackware Linux 10.0 Christian Edition daemon-free?

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  224. MS Support Line by rlp · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hello and Welcome to the Microsoft Support Line!
    If you have Windows Vista Starter Edition - Press 1
    If you have Windows Vista Home Basic Edition - Press 2
    If you have Windows Vista Home Premium Edition - Press 3
    If you have Windows Vista Professional Edition - Press 4
    If you have Windows Vista Small Business Edition - Press 5
    If you have Windows Vista Enterprise Edition - Press 6
    If you have Windows Vista Ultimate Edition - Press 7
    If you wish to upgrade from your old and busted prior version
    of Windows, please have your credit card ready and Press 8
    For all other support requests, please hang up now.

    You pressed 2, if you wish to upgrade to the Ultimate Edition
    please have your credit card ready and Press 1, otherwise Press 2

    You pressed 2, are you SURE that you don't want to upgrade to
    the Ultimate Edition? If so, please have your credit card ready
    and Press 1, otherwise Press 2

    Sigh! You pressed 2 again, please contact your vendor and purchase
    another PC with Windows Vista pre-installed. Thank you for calling
    Microsoft Support Line. ** CLICK **

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  225. Seven new ways to die by billcopc · · Score: 1

    If Vista has seven flavors, that means seven times more complexity in troubleshooting. I don't just mean for Microsoft's updates, I mean me, as a developer. I don't want to have to test my app in seven VM's to be sure Ultimate edition doesn't have funky conflicts, or the stripped-down basic edition is lacking certain dependencies.

    I think they should produce one consumer product that works well, and then one enterprise product. None of this market segmentation bullcrap.

    We're all going to crack the Ultimate edition anyways :P

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  226. Excellent news for OS X and Linux by onlyjoking · · Score: 1

    Each time M$ announce their intentions for Vista/Longhorn I rejoice. Their ideas are getting so crazy that I sometimes wonder if they're trying to self-destruct. This one has to be the craziest so far (checks date to make sure it's not 1st April). Vista, in its present state, will be the death of M$.

  227. games? what games? by justdrew · · Score: 1

    I thought "the inmdustry" had basicly stopped making new PC based games. Sure looks that way at my local retailer.

  228. Windows Evangelism on \. by cz_eye · · Score: 0

    So many cheering, awaiting and blessing posts ? I would expect ignorance and trashing. What a sudden Linux betrayal from a "core" crowd. ROFL

    1. Re:Windows Evangelism on \. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, there is no backslashdot.

  229. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 1
    And how, exactly, is this any different from the current situation? Other than the fact that there will be fewer versions of Vista than there are currently of Windows.
    1. Windows xp Starter Edition
    2. Windows xp Home Edition
    3. Windows xp Pro Edition
    4. Windows xp Tablet PC Edition
    5. Windows xp Media Center Edition
    6. Windows Server 2003
    7. Windows Server 2003 Web Edition
    8. Windows Server 2003 Small Business Edition
    9. Windows Server 2003 Enterprise Edition


    From reading the descriptions of the different versions of Vista, Microsoft is doing away with the whole Windows Server bit and merging its capabilities with the other editions. For example, "Windows Vista Pro Edition will include domain join and management functionality, compatibility with non-Microsoft networking protocols (Netware, SNMP, etc.), Remote Desktop, IIS Web server, and Encrypted File System (EFS)." Sounds an awful lot like Windows Server 2003 to me. Really, more like a step between the current xp Pro and Server 2003.

    Then, we get to Windows Vista Small Business Edition. It's got all kinds of features from shadow copy support to "castle networking", which seems to be a lot like an ad-hoc Active Directory system.

    Windows Vista Enterprise Edition seems to have Virtual PC integration, which in the case of Server 2003, would be Virtual Server.

    So anyway, I suppose that my point is that 7 9. If Microsoft announce a Windows Vista Server line, then I take all of this back and admit that it'll probably be a bad idea to have this many versions.
  230. Since you ask by Lifewish · · Score: 2, Informative

    Friday. It crashed. Twice.

    That's on my company's Windows 2000 desktops, so that doesn't give me grounds to complain about XP. And I haven't used XP for about two years, since it started crashing on me. So my information may be out of date.

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  231. Um... by Dfiant · · Score: 1

    Doesn't one of Microsoft's main anti-Linux arguments involve Linux fragmenting into many different versions? Or is this just a "better" fragmenting because it's all under one roof? The only way I see this making any sense to the majority of users is if they give them significantly different product names.

    Great. Now we're turning into the auto industry. Come get your new 2008 Windows Vista today, for the all-time low bargain employee price of $1,595*!

    *MSAC financing required. All sales are final. Activation not included.

  232. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't that be more like '56 SMODNIM' or something?

  233. Different Windows Distros by TabrisAugur · · Score: 1

    Ok, a couple things. Have any of you tried to set up a home/small network with different versions of XP (home/pro) running different service packs? For some reason there tends to be a high number or strange bugs and weirdness that happens when you do this. With seven different versions of WinV do you think this problem will go away? Doubtful. Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but the home pro and Ultimate ed are the only ones with support for some of the really cool new techs like HDDVD, HDTV etc. Now, although these techs are not availible yet in most parts of the world, in a year or two they'll be standard, which means that there'll be a whole load of people buying an OS they can afford now, seeing these extra features as useless because no one uses them, and then having to upgrade when they realise the mistake they've made. Your average Joe won't know what the difference is between DVD and HDDVD, most have not even heard of HDDVD, and some wont even see the relationship between DVD and HDDVD. So you're new version of windows may be able to support all the things you want it to now, but unless you bought ultimate ed or home pro, it won't be able to support all the things you want it to two years down the line, and so it's upgrade time. Cheaper products are usually more expensive in the end. And what really is the difference between them? As we've seen before with windows, crappier versions of the same OS usually just have the features turned off, but they're still there, taking up HD space. So let me get this straight, you're giving me a discount on my OS because it's crippled? I think I'll leave it at that -Phill

  234. Every other OS is easier to buy(or simply:select)? by D4C5CE · · Score: 1
    [Some commercial software company] complaining how Linux came in too many "mutations" (the basis of evolution BTW)
    Didn't you know? Evolution is too controversial, so Windows Vista only supports teaching intelligent design.
    ...which probably wouldn't be a confusing seven different flavors (no matter how much its "creator" may wish to be revered as a god). Seems we're in the middle of an experiment to commercially&computationally prove Darwinism: The "life-form" that makes the most out of the least amount of resources will survive. Looks like they're about to learn a lesson by the power of the penguin...
  235. Seven Versions!?! by kubevubin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yay. I can't wait for those things to arrive at CompUSA. Now, in addition to keeping track of and stocking the many renditions of Microsoft Office, I'm now forced to keep track of seven different versions of Windows Vista? You know, I'm tempted to believe that it's impossible for Microsoft to release anything that's actually a legitimately complete product. Say what you will, but I guarantee you that Ultimate Edition will even require additional purchases for certain functionality.
    You know, as much as it pains me to do so, I'm just gonna start carrying burnt Linux distros with me at work, handing them to any customer who asks about purchasing Windows.
    An excerpt from the article:
    One final note worth mentioning is that this strategy does remove the "corporate Windows XP" option from the hands of pirates. Volume licensing for Pro, SBE, and EE may still mean that there will be copies of Windows Vista out there that don't "call home" for Windows Product Activation, but as you can see, Microsoft has removed most of the features that most pirates would want from those OSes. You won't see corporate licensing versions of Ultimate Edition.
    While I definitely agree that this is a smart idea on Microsoft's part, why even bother creating so many different versions? It's getting a little ridiculous.

    1. Re:Seven Versions!?! by kubevubin · · Score: 1

      Actually, you know what I feel they should do? Maybe offer a base version (or maybe two - home and pro), then offer additional content via a subscription service, much like Linspire's Click 'n Run Warehouse. Seriously, I wouldn't mind paying a subscription fee if they'd just lower the damn prices on their overpriced software.
      How about $99.99 for home and $149.99 for pro?

  236. Darwine by homerj420 · · Score: 1

    There is a OS X/Darwin port of wine called Darwine. For PPC it's using QEMU to do the x86 emulation. It's not usuable yet, and since it's based on Wine I doubt it will ever be useable.

  237. Except different models of iPods are DIFFERENT by melted · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Except different models of iPods are DIFFERENT. They aren't just the same model with different parts of it disabled in software.

    1. Re:Except different models of iPods are DIFFERENT by akhomerun · · Score: 1

      yeah, really.

      ipods aren't like this:

      ipod starter: plays in mono sound - $199
      ipod home: plays 5 songs a day - $299
      ipod professional: plays songs as long as you activate your ipod - $399
      ipod ultimate: lets you tweak options that you could have tweaked anyway but we hid them away in the cheaper versions - $499

  238. Sorry, but not true. by Kiyooka · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just bought my first laptop in Taiwan. It's an Acer Aspire 5502WXCi. It came with Windows Home Edition in Chinese, so I popped in my Windows XP Pro in English that I use for my desktop and installed it. Everything detected. Up and running as usual. But I left an extra 20 Gb to try out linux. This is my experience so far:

    Suse: The default installation hanged (sorry, don't remember what point). But I remember you could hit a button (I think F2) for an options menu. I remember the choices there were highly technical, which is to be expected of course since I'm starting to dink around. But I randomly guessed fer-the-helluvit and because I had no idea what I was doing (and I already consider myself slightly more knowledgeable than most computer users--at least I have a certificate in Comp Sci from SFU!) Anyway, I chose Custom (I think it was), and that's when excitement finally happened: it started blitzing through hardware detection, and my joy was great indeed. Then, it gave an error message, and I was booted to a linux prompt (bash I think it's called?). All I knew what to do was type -ls (yes, laugh, I'm a total linux noob). So I did. After doing that four or five times more, the novelty was gone and I tried to go online and find out what to do (there's got to be something wrong). I found out I'm supposed to type 'StartX' or something like that. I tried it, but it said there was something wrong with my video mode (wasn't supported, it explicitly said). So I
    quit and tried the recently discussed Freespire edition of Linspire.

    My Freespire installation seemed to go smoothly until I was presented with a login and password scenario. I thought maybe I had downloaded the wrong thing. As determined as I was, I went online to checkout what to do, and was taught I was supposed to enter "root" and login and something else as password (don't remember anymore). To be honest, I don't remember what happened after that, but it was enough to make me give up.

    To be honest, I may have mixed the 2 problems up above because I don't remember exactly which errors happened to which (I know, just a week ago). The entire testing period was just a time of frustration for me. I even tried to get some of the basics online, and was baffled to be told that, while windows letters the drives, linux makes primary, secondary, etc. drives with names like '/hdav1" and "/ndev4" or some gibberish (to me) like that. And the counting would skip numbers sometimes, I believe?

    The problem with your assertion is that linux is only easy to install if you're already familiar with it. But perhaps EASY TO USE should be defined to mean EASY TO LEARN HOW TO USE. Under this definition, I'm sorry my friend, but linux is therefore not easy to use.

    Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I had to do basic research about which distros to use ("DON'T use Debian, it's not for noobs like you!", "omg installations a breeze: just make and mount drives, or make and compile, etc." -- um.. what is this "mount" thing you speak of? "how the hell do I compile an operating system itself?" etc.)

    Oh yeah. For those who still give a shit, I also tried Debian, just becuase I remember reading that notebooks are not supported very well, and since Debian is supposed to be the pro's choice and the most tweakable, I figured it might have the mighty powers to save me. It might, but I'll maybe never be able to find out. It'd take me weeks just to learn everything in the introductory pages. Mother of god, like I don't already have enough stuff to read (MA in English). I guess it'd be ok if that was your passion and hobby (playing with computers is a minor passion and hobby for me), but for most people, I doubt they'd even bother googling for basic help the moment something went wrong.

    1. Re:Sorry, but not true. by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your post finally got me an idea what my dog must be thinking when it wants outside but can't open the door.

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    2. Re:Sorry, but not true. by hazah · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Surprize surprize, GNU/Linux does not look like windows. The thing is, it's not supposed to. And you do know that when you're installing GNU/Linux you are installing an insane amount of software that all looks different? So you didn't learn anything in 5 minutes, I'm shoked!

      And finally, none of the points you made say that Linux is hard. I recall a little blurb of a test performed on people who have never used a computer before. Half were given a Winbox, the other Linux. To everyone astonishment, and now yours, they picked it up at the *same* rate.

      Linux ISN'T hard, it's just different, and your Windows training makes it harder on YOU.

    3. Re:Sorry, but not true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I may make a suggestion. Since you just want to "try out" Linux, to the following steps.

      In Windows:

      1) Download the Knoppix CD image . It is only one ISO file.

      2) Use your existing software to put the image on a disk. With Nero this is as simple as picking "Make disk from image". If are just using Windows, it is going to be a little harder.

      3) When the disk is done, reboot your computer with the disk in the drive.

      4) Cerff Ragre [Slashdot Warning: Linux secret on public forum. Statement encrypted.]

      On the other hand, if you find yourself baffled by a login prompt then perhaps OS installation is not your bag.

      This will probably get Linux up on your computer with no further ado (not even a login prompt!) and will certainly tell you where you stand in terms of being likely to get Linux installed and working on your harddrive.

    4. Re:Sorry, but not true. by adamruck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My Freespire installation seemed to go smoothly until I was presented with a login and password scenario. I thought maybe I had downloaded the wrong thing. As determined as I was, I went online to checkout what to do, and was taught I was supposed to enter "root" and login and something else as password (don't remember anymore). To be honest, I don't remember what happened after that, but it was enough to make me give up.

      Have you ever installed windows?

      This is not an issue with linux being too hard. This is an issue with you not understanding how to install an operating system. Most(if not all) linux distro's ask for a root password. Lets see what windows does.

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    5. Re:Sorry, but not true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're right. ease of use is VERY relative. and linux will never become mainstream until it is easy to use for everyone. though, i suppose you do have to draw the line somewhere.

      http://rinkworks.com/stupid/>

    6. Re:Sorry, but not true. by bfree · · Score: 1

      So you bought a brand new laptop and tried some Linux distros on it. You were aware your machine was not built for Linux and therefore may not work perfectly (and if not here is mistake number 1). You tried Suse and the installation failed. You tried messing around with the broken Suse installation and got nowhere as you had no idea what you were doing. You do not mention what version of Suse you tried and in the absence of that I am loathe to criticise Suse for a random version of their OS not working on a new laptop, also you don't mention how Suse support dealt with your issue (though I guess you could have gone with a "free" Suse version rather then buying one). Bottom line, some version of Suse doesn't install cleanly on your laptop, I bet I can find a copy of Windows which won't install cleanly either. As for Freespire ... I don't know the answer, but either you are incredibly stupid (or just a troll) or they have a serious problem. During any normal Linux installation you will be asked to supply and administrative password and also to create some more users. When you reach a login screen it is there details which you have supplied during the installation which you will use to access the system. In fact, this is remarkedly similar to what you should do with Windows, except windows has a long time history of making it easy for people to not bother and just have one all-powerful user on the machine. As I say, if you were asked for none of this, were presented with a login screen, and had not been bombarded with some sort of messages about this during the install the Freespire/Linspire (just what is it you installed, the lack of details for anything except the model of your new laptop is annoying) then they have a badly broken system. Finally, you mention Debian, how you were told you should stay away and that it wasn't for you. Then you make it sound like you proceeded to go and start reading the full Debian Install Guide (or something similar) rather then picking up the system and giving it a go as you claim you did with the others. To make it worse, you say how you were looking at Debian thanks to the fact you had been led to believe it was more flexible and configurable then most. Then you ruin it though be complaining that they document all this (having complained the Linspire didn't seem to document even the most obvious things for you). In summary if you were not trolling and do want to see how Linux and your laptop should get along, give Kanotix a go, it's a free pre-configured Debian based system using the latest software from the Debian project. It's hardware detection is brilliant and laptops receive an awful lot of attention. If you have any problems with it on your hardware, a trip into it's irc channel will usually see you get very good help (from simple solutions to your problems to developers figuring out how to support your new hardware in future versions). The best bit though is you do not have to install it at all, just boot it from cd and see how you like it. If you like it you can install it in about as much time as it takes to copy 2 Gigabytes from cd onto your hard drive. However I think you are a troll as anyone who really did behave as you did in the scenarios you outline is just stupid (installing an OS and then giving up because it presented a login screen, deciding to try an OS but giving up because the documentation was too extensive), and I'd rather call you a troll then stupid.

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    7. Re:Sorry, but not true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of these posters demonstrate the real difference between windoze losers and linux users: windoze is for the use of computer illiterates.

    8. Re:Sorry, but not true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the funniest frickin thing I've read in a while.

    9. Re:Sorry, but not true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I just bought my first laptop in Taiwan. It's an Acer Aspire 5502WXCi. It came with Windows Home Edition in Chinese, so I popped in my Windows XP Pro in English that I use for my desktop and installed it. Everything detected. Up and running as usual.
      Don't you feel just the slightest bit ashamed that you're a software pirate? You're not entitled to just go installing that English language version on your laptop just because you have it laying around. Read the license agreement. It doesn't say "install on one machine, plus some machine that has a different version of XP on it". It's more than a copy, it's a crime.
    10. Re:Sorry, but not true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If any of the *NIX developers would go get a real UI designer to streamline the process it would take off. I shouldn't have to know bash commands to install an OS I'm unfamiliar with.

      Each screen should educate the user as to what is expected and what it means. Then it should just boot into the OS (reboot or not, don't care, just get me into the OS GUI) where I can enter the name and pass I entered during the installation process.

      I think the CD Boot *NIX guys have it right, at least you can boot off the CD and see what you think you're missing.

    11. Re:Sorry, but not true. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can someone moderate this as flamebait?

  239. Where do I go by Cafe+Alpha · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To upgrade my Window's Vista laptop to run Windows 2000?

  240. os-tan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    well at least the guy that does OS-tan has his work cut out for him.

  241. Don't worry. by game+kid · · Score: 1

    Soon humans will be chosen and bought like that. Businesses will soon choose between one that can do advanced computer tasks for only $5000 a month*, or one with only a few office skills for only $1000 or less.

    ...oh, wait...

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    1. Re:Don't worry. by game+kid · · Score: 1

      Nevermind the spurious asterisk.

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  242. Rediculous OS/Hardware Evangelism by mjh49746 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Don't you know that here on Slashdot, we're supposed to spew the dogma of 'my OS is better than your OS' or 'my hardware is better than your hardware' repeatedly at each other? What other topic can people mod as +5 Insightful when there's absolutely no insight to it whatsoever, let alone any level of cognitive thought applied to it? Yeah, XP sucks. So what? Why preach to the fucking choir about it? Matter of fact, they all suck. Badly, and for different reasons, too. (And yes, they all suck equally.)

    To be blunt, people evangelizing about the issue suck the most because they have this delusional fantasy that they're going to change the world with their mindless FUD and rhettoric. They then get pissed off on the inside because their efforts to convert the masses are for naught. (like always) Then they get pissy and belligerent at all those that don't use the OS 'ordained by God Almighty' and further damage and discredit their crusade. You'd think people would've learned this a long, long time ago, but those people are closed minded and incapable of seperating the truth from their own fanaticism. Therefore, I don't think you really have to worry about their opinions. ;-)

    1. Re:Rediculous OS/Hardware Evangelism by LordoftheWoods · · Score: 1

      Yes, the OS establishment churns out crap!

      All hail GNU/Hurd. It's the future! ..honest!

    2. Re:Rediculous OS/Hardware Evangelism by mjh49746 · · Score: 1

      Yep. It's really about as mindless and stupid as American Politics. (or the DMCA) ;-)

  243. Divide and confuse by thebdj · · Score: 1

    Forget divide and conquer...divide and confuse...my god 90% of consumers will not have a clue what the heck to buy. Especially many geeks have been telling people to use XP Pro instead of XP Home. And if Ultimate is Home and Pro combined, do I get doubly screwed on pricing? All I can say is this sounds like a very BAD idea, but I guess they are taking a linux view, the more versions the better...

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  244. Brilliant! by jefu · · Score: 1
    Really, its quite a good idea.

    Now they can (um) persuade the major computer vendors to offer the "Vista Basic" as their standard - make it $5 or so to the vendor and $50 on the open market and vendors will be able to cut the prices of computer systems (with windows pre-installed) quite a bit. In all likelihood this would increase the number of systems sold.

    But of course the "Basic" version should do nothing but IE and email. Minimal (if any) media support. Minimal (if any) security support. For some people (who mostly use a computer to browse the web and get email) this might even be a very good deal.

    Then anyone who wants to do anything will have to upgrade to a better version - and that upgrade can be made nicely expensive. Upgrades from that to anything higher would also be expensive. Computer vendors could offer the upgraded version at even higher profit margins.

    So every computer sold will result in the sale of at least two versions of the OS - Basic and one of the more powerful systems.

    And if they really wanted to put the screws to you, they could ensure that Office (and the like) would only run on one of the more expensive versions.

  245. How much to upgrade? by rabel · · Score: 1

    Uhhh... hello, Microsoft Tech Support? I got the Start Edition and it don't play my sister's video from our wedding. I need to upgrade, I think.

    "Well, sir, would you like to upgrade to the Home Basic Edition, Home Premium Edition, Professional Edition, Small Business Edition, Enterprise Edition, or Ultimate Edition?"

    Uhh.....

    "If you purchase the Home Premium edition we're offering a special one-time upgrade reduction of $20 to the Small Business Edition and we'll include a demo copy of Intuit's Business Tax Pro Plus!"

    Uhhh....

    Plus, if you decide to upgrade to the Ultimate Edition today, we'll include a free upgrade for any of your family members to the Professional Edition from the Home Premium Edition (assuming they have already registered and that they have not yet attempted to execute a windows media file)"

    Uhhh... I just wanna see the video.

    "Greeeaaaat! I'll take your credit card number now to register your new copy of the Ultimate Edition with the new Windows Media Player 14.23.1 that can play all manner of blue-tooth-enabled blue laser hdvds! Isn't that great?!?"

    "Sir?"

    Uhh.....

  246. Now with new Hat! by PhYrE2k2 · · Score: 1

    Malibu Stacey: Now with new Hat!

    -M

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  247. Coffee. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coffee all over my monitor, keyboard, speakers, microphone. The router's on a shelf and was spared.

  248. Too many versions and not enough stock by springbokgeek · · Score: 1

    I used to work in a major retailer in the UK. They could never get it 100%- we sometimes had loads of home versions and no professional and vice versa. Joe Public is going have a heart attack with all the complications. "I just want something that I can browse the internet and write word documents" Thank the almighty I am out of that game now!

  249. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by jcr · · Score: 1

    This is a symptom of a bloated marketing department with incompetent leadership.

    -jcr

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  250. All 7 of them have artificial limitations. by hedora · · Score: 1

    No, all of them do, just like in the current line. (If you don't believe me, try logging into your XP pro box more than once simultaneously; once locally, and once via remote desktop. Then try to install the microsoft blue tooth stack under server 2003. Or, consider Media Center Editon which is the only one to contain tivo functionality, but is missing server features.)

    The real problem that I see with this scheme is that paying more doesn't get you a superset of the features you'd get for the cheaper version. From TFA, if I want to watch HD-DVD's and print to a UNIX system, I'll need *two* physical computers to do it. WTF?

    I guess I could buy a copy of VMWare to run the corporate edition under home edition. Note that I couldn't use Virtual PC, since Virtual PC probably won't support enough hardware acceleration to play HD-DVD under emulation, TFA says Virtual PC won't run under home editions(?!?), and corporate editions can't play HD video... How is this better than the current situation, where server/pro can do most of what XP Home can do?

    If the article is correct, the high end version is missing too many features to be useful to pirates/home users. That can't be a good sign for Microsoft, especially given the number of companies that are still running 2000...

  251. Re:Every other OS is easier to buy(or simply:selec by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

    there is nothing intelligent about the design of windows

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  252. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

    Hell, I'm already confused. SEVEN VERSIONS???

    It doesn't make any sense. It sounds like their developers were all arguing back and forth and the lead developer got fed up:

    LD: "OK, nobody wants to get along, all you creeps want to do is bicker back and forth, 'I want fancy UI', 'I want games', 'I want this', 'I want that'!"

    Developers: "MINE MINE MINE!"

    LD: "Fine! Fine! Since you don't want to get along, you're just going to have to do it the hard way. I want a makefile with a flag, and we'll make one version for each of you. NOBODY wins."

    Developers: "WAAAAAAHHHH!"

    LD: "Don't make me come over there!"

    Yeah... Gotta love Microsoft...

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  253. Do you remember by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When Bill Gates swore under oath that making multiple editions of Windows would confuse the industry and cause damage?

  254. Well, if we're going by anecdotal experiences... by Synn · · Score: 1

    When I installed both Windows and Ubuntu onto my new AMD64 3500 the installs went like:

    Ubunutu: put in the 64bit Ubuntu CD, answer some questions about my time zone, etc and everything worked on the first boot.

    Windows: Install from the CD, watch it hang once doing that, try again(worked that time). Install drivers for my sound, video card, PCI bridges, etc. Have zero clue why my games were running extremely slow, then figured out(poking around at stuff) that I needed to install AGP drivers too....

    The last PC upgrade I did was also much easier under Linux. I went from a AMD 1.4 T-Bird to a Athlon XP 2200. Swaped out the hardware, put in my drive and rebooted. Windows died, horribly, because the hardware was different(had to reinstall the OS). Linux just booted up and ran fine.

    Linux is MUCH easier to install if it properly supports your hardware, but Windows supports more hardware because the vendors write drivers for it.

  255. Difference between many distros by porkface · · Score: 1

    The big problem I have with this model is that if I want to add functionality that my Windows distribution doens't offer, I need to pay more. And then I risk buying a version that doesn't offer something that the distribution I just switched from did have. I can't wait to tell my parents they bought the wrong version and have to buy Windows all over again or pay some $50 fee to add the ability to watch a couple of movie files.

    With Linux, I simply need to download and install whatever my distribution was lacking.

    I'm extremely skeptical of this. I had a hard enough time with Home vs Pro editions.

  256. So Basically by MBHkewl · · Score: 1

    "... a Podcast creation utility (under consideration, may be cut from product), ... and other offerings (also under consideration, may be cut from product)."

    So basically, the Ultimate will be stripped down to a starter, except for the price tag & box?

    Well, screw the OS, I'm gonna buy it for the box.. looks like it's made of gold.
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  257. WhoseSQL? by tepples · · Score: 1

    Currently we have these versions of Windows available if you purchase from an OEM: 2003 Web Edition aka "Windows Webserver" (Can't be a DC or run SQL)

    What restrictions are on the machine that prevent MySQL from installing and running? Or by "SQL" did you mean "MSSQL"?

  258. Now add in by plopez · · Score: 1

    tablet edition and compact edition. Possibly even cell phone edition (stinger vista?).

    Oh and what ever happed to data center edition? Will it no longer be supported? This would seriously PO their high end clients.

    Seriously, by forking it this much they may be creating a SCM problem for themselves.

    Linux distros are simple compared to thid

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  259. The marketing droids by markdowling · · Score: 1

    I thought MS said they had all been put to the sword with XPSP2 and security was now the priority.

    Uh-huh. Nice try MS.

  260. Not a good idea by r6_jason · · Score: 1

    It just isn't a good idea to have 7 Versions, just because you don't need something now doesn't mean you won't down the road, though I suspect there will be 3rd party and open source software to fill the void left by the "extra" features MS has left out of the "lesser" versions. If it wasn't for PC gaming I'd switch to Linux, if apple came down in price I'd consider switching to Apple instead. No one wants to pay any more then they have to either way, buying hardware(Apple) or software(software.)

  261. two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fucking retarded (microsoft not me)

  262. Not As Bad As It Looks by blueZhift · · Score: 1

    Lately Microsoft seems determined to offer multiple versions of their products which on the surface could lead to some market confusion. But in the end, no matter what MS does, they cannot really change how Windows is usually being bought and installed. Windows is not ice cream! Most people are going to get Vista preinstalled on new PCs which means that whatever Dell or HP decides to bundle with their main packages is going to be what people get. Corporations are probably not going to bite on Vista at all. Heck, many corps are still running Windows 2000 because it meets their needs. Vista isn't going to change that.

    For all of its warts, once Windows 2000 came out, MS had released an OS that for the most part has proven itself to be good enough. So it's really hard to see how they're going to move Vista copies at all beyond the preload channel, especially if they get crazy with the pricing.

    I for one have no plans to upgrade to Vista. I'd love to move away from Windows altogether, but gaming and certain development projects require that I keep it. And I don't really see anything being offered in Vista that would be worth the time and expense to upgrade. Now if upgrades to the Ultimate Edition were $19.95, I might consider it, but that just isn't going to happen now is it?

  263. Wholy Crap! by PhotoGuy · · Score: 1

    Wholy crap! I'm glad there's only one version of Linux to choose from. Whew...

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  264. That old Windows uptime myth again... by Elbowgeek · · Score: 1, Informative

    I've not had major stability issues with Windows since 2k. XP is very stable, and most programs which run under it are quite stable as well. That's not to say that *nix isn't just as good, for a helluva lot less money of course, but I find that Linux advocates trott that old saw about Windows lack of stability and repeat it like a mantra as if they were programmed to say it. Hmmm...

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    1. Re:That old Windows uptime myth again... by deeny · · Score: 0

      I hate to admit it, but I had Windows as a desktop machine at work for a year and a half. I only got a virus once (and not through doing anything stupid, since it was a network worm someone brought in on their laptop), and it only crashed a handful of times.

      It did better than prior versions I'd seen, not that that was a high bar or anything.

    2. Re:That old Windows uptime myth again... by cybersaga · · Score: 1

      I had Windows as a desktop machine at work for a year and a half

      Oh on a desktop Windows 2k+ is just fine for the most part, as long as you don't strain it too much. However I've seen even 2003 servers just stop working properly for no explainable reason and require it's regular reboot, which of course fixes everything. It's pretty rediculous.

    3. Re:That old Windows uptime myth again... by katsklaw · · Score: 1

      It's hardly a myth. A "myth" is a story based on no provable facts.Some people may over glorify the "facts" about stability and uptimes, but it's not a myth.

      I've continually bested my windows uptimes with my *nix servers. I have no doubt that Windows has been stable for you. However, lets face it. "stable" is an objective word that is greatly based on ones opinion and experiences. for example, what's stable for me may not be for you. FreeBSD may be rock solid for me and have 600+ day uptimes and readily perform every assigned task that it's given whereas you may have difficulties simply installing it. That would play a significant role in our individual definitions of "stable".

      I repeatedly go past 400+ days on my freebsd servers whereas my Windows servers have difficulty with 300+ days. Granted, utilization plays a very active part in stability however my experience has been that *nix is better at avoiding reboots.

  265. a question for M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Still I haven't found a reason to buy vista... or any of the vista's. I mean I am using windows XP, for laptop reasons, tried to install ubuntu but ditto, and if a vista cd magically spawned before me I won't touch it or install it for that matter. Why should I? For seeing more cpu and ram fscking eyecandy? Useless filesystem which is brand new and wasn't industrially tested and found "secure"? Or for games which are going lamer with each published title, except Dawn of war though.

    If a representative from MS can answer to that question, which is "Why should I upgrade to vista from XP. Convince me!", with realistic, non hype, answers I will buy a new computer and a brand new ultimate or whatever its name, though I really hooked on to "vista gluttony edition", vista. 'nuff said.

  266. I'm with you, old chap by Elbowgeek · · Score: 1

    I've used Linux off and on over the years, and frankly it's *not* any better that Windows. Most people simply evangelise for Linux blindly simply because it *isn't* the product of Bill Gates' monopoly. Trust me, every time I've installed Linux to try out I've come up against "the wall": that being a point at which the operating system starts fighting you every step of the way whilst trying to accomplish or configure something that on Windows one would not have to deal with at all, or even think about. This time SUSE 9.3 decided that it wouldn't boot into the non-root account I had created at install time; no explanation, error message or log entries appeared - it just stopped working. Bloody hell. That said, I'm not a Windows apologist and I think their flavours concept is a heaving dud; as others have pointed out, it will lead to mass confusion in short order. Cheers

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    1. Re:I'm with you, old chap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This time SUSE 9.3 decided that it wouldn't boot into the non-root account I had created at install time; no explanation, error message or log entries appeared - it just stopped working.

      Same thing happened with me in Windows when I tried to upgrade my video drivers. What is your point? It took some research and eventually I was able to boot back up with STANDARD VGA drivers to complete the update. MS is not inherently better, you just happen to know your way around Windows better. There are people just as familiar with your SUSE 9.3 example.

  267. I also have a thinkpad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or you can assign any other key to do it - I use my right Alt key as a windows key. Without hacking. It's in the properties somewhere.

  268. Forgot one.... by sideshow · · Score: 1
    Windows Server 2003 Standard Edition
    Windows Server 2003 Enterprise Edition
    Windows Server 2003 Datacenter Edition
    Windows Server 2003 High-Performance Computing
    Windows Small Business Server 2003


    Windows Server 2003 Web Edition

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  269. Step right up folks, I'm taking your wagers... by Elbowgeek · · Score: 1

    Let's see how long it takes for this hair-brained, multi-flavour concept to lead to mass market confusion and pare the whole thing back to just two releases: 1) Before launch 2) 6-12 Months after launch 3) After launch, but the unsuccessful flavours will simply fade away from the radar as other failed MS product concepts have (MS Bob, anyone?)

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  270. Arrr... by GumphMaster · · Score: 1

    Will they release Vista on September 19 (any year) ?

    http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

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  271. I thought MS was GOOD at marketing by ShagratTheTitleless · · Score: 0
    With that kind of idiocy, I bet many people will try the Vista .ISO Edition (Not available in stores).

    My hope is that they continue support on Win2k, drop in the new graphics dll's and rebrand it as Vista Useable Edition because I know the XP Mongoloids can't make a stable system.

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  272. They probably are not so different by seweso · · Score: 1

    These flavors will probably be not so different, you should be able to add the Multimedia programs to the corporate versions or add the volume licensing program to the ultimate edition.

  273. Did MSFT Hire Scully? by deeny · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen that sort of granularity of products since Scully "led" Apple.

    Is there some boom in Pepsi consumption in Redmond?

  274. Could this be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS's response to the EU mandates? Versions of windows without certain multimedia apps?

  275. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by gullevek · · Score: 1

    But they all give you the same value. Actually you can break it down into three groups:
    Server concentrated: eg RedHat Enterprise
    both sides: eg Debian, Susi^e
    desktop: linspire, ubuntu

    But you can always use a ubuntu as a server and an RHE as a desktop os.

    So there are no connections at all.

    Nice backdoge Anonymous Seppnschaedl!

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  276. Vista fails it by anarkavre · · Score: 1

    Do I really need all of these useless services? Stop bulking up your operating systems with shit and let me customize it as I wish. Thank god for Linux and BSD.

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  277. Tech Support nightmare by demondawn · · Score: 1

    It was enough of an issue being familiar with XP Pro and trying to advise people on their use of XP Home...and I can't WAIT to see what A+/MSCE are going to turn into *shudder*

  278. Speaking of M$'s text editor... by Elbowgeek · · Score: 1

    These releases are coming from a company which can't even hack together a decent text editor or terminal program, two of the most basic programs that are included in *any* operating system. Sheesh. As for M$ customising everything for us, that's not true: you can have your system *any* way you want. As long as it's Microsoft's way. ;-)

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  279. The 8th flavor is... by master_p · · Score: 1

    ...the one that Microsoft keeps as a surprise! But it's no surprise for me: I have insider information that the 8th Windows Vista Flavor would be...

    The Windows Duke Nukem Forever Edition!

    (yeap, DNF will be bundled with Windows Vista!)

  280. Too many versions by KwKSilver · · Score: 1

    Too many versions is a MS-patented FUD-method reserved for attacks on Linux and other unix variants by MS itself, its shills, and sock-puppets. Expect to be served with a patent-infringement suit, soon.

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  281. Erm.... Hang about.... by Elbowgeek · · Score: 1

    So we've got a choice twixt: Redhat Enterprise Debian SUSE linspire ubuntu ... All with two (or three in the case of SUSE) differing areas of specialty (server, desktop, etc.) The point is that there are so many differing distros, each with their claimed strenghs and feature sets (hardened, server, minimal (Beehive), Power user (Rock), and gawd knows what else), which is exactly what MS is doing with this 7-tiered release. Cheers

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    1. Re:Erm.... Hang about.... by gullevek · · Score: 1

      And thats why it is bad. The User has no idea what he should use. Thats why Linux will never never ever ever be a common Desktop OS. It's not like "winkey+prnt screen" to get the Distribution. Thats hidden somewhere in /etc (if you are lucky). Just imagine Mom Average calling a Helpcenter and asking for help.

      I still think there should be two Versions. One optimized for Server and one for Desktop. Like OS X does. Simple and easy.

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  282. The Paradoxical Politics of Option Engineering. by delire · · Score: 1


    Eg. "You are absolutely and totally free to choose between any of one of these 7 options."

    Reminiscent of the current American democratic system - provide the user with options at all and regardless of whether either/any are actually valuable to them, they will endeavour to make a choice, arguing vehemently amongst themselves as to which is better and why. Moreso, while they are making up their mind they aren't looking at real, vaulable options.

    Of course there'll be alot of material to get through before you really can decide "Which Windows is best for your Family?". We'll see a plethora of vacuous price-point-performance comparison guides in Toms Hardware and technology journals, six more Windows magazines with baby-lego-block-bar-graphs and serious looking well fed men in mug shots standing beside them.

    An extra wall in the maze, another flavour of cheese.

  283. Pre-built systems by KwKSilver · · Score: 1

    See also here or at Debian or FreeBSD homepages as well for pre-built Linux or BSD systems.

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  284. BFD by rnturn · · Score: 1

    So Microsoft will fire back at its critics that, even as a convicted monopolist, we should cut them some slack because, after all, they're giving the customer choices. Sure, it will be a choice of seven different ways to get screwed by Microsoft but choices nonetheless. The managers in Redmond think their doing something good here but that's because so few of them have been around long enough to remember when there was real competition and choice in the computer industry. Time will tell whether as many customers will listen the next time the MS PR siren sounds. Certainly, there are Eloi who will blindly march to Micorosft's tune but word's getting around about other real choices available to customers. I'm actually strangely optimistic about the whole thing.

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  285. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by strider44 · · Score: 1

    No I didn't, they're not desktop systems. I presume that there will be seperate Windows Vista Tablet edition and Windows Vista Media Centre edition that aren't in the list given in TFA.

    And the Service Packs are upgrades as opposed to distinct versions. You can guarantee that Vista will have them as well.

  286. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by Sancho · · Score: 1

    Yes, service packs are upgrades, but supporting SP2 is like supporting a new major Windows release. So many things were changed around, and many of them were defaults that users weren't changing themselves.

    Supporting WinXP Service pack 0 or 1 were virtually identical to each other. Same for Windows 2000 Service packs 1-4. But SP2 was a completely different ballgame.

  287. What are you talking about? by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

    Who says that because I use Windows I HAVE to use Office and Photoshop et al? I'm doing just fine with 99% OSS on Windows, thank you.

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    1. Re:What are you talking about? by jrockway · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I think you would also have no problem using Linux. For you and me, it's easy to use OSS under Windows because we already know about it from using Linux or BSD, etc. (Actually, I'm just assuming here. But I doubt you read slashdot and use OSS under Windows without ever having used a Free UNIX :)

      However, OSS and Linux is a much better combination. Thankfully I now use a mac at work and do not have any accounts on any Windows machines :)

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    2. Re:What are you talking about? by ifwm · · Score: 1

      You didn't address his point though, which was that you were making shit up.

      You DON'T have to use $500 worth of proprietary stuff, yet that is exactly what you claimed.

      So address the point.

    3. Re:What are you talking about? by jrockway · · Score: 1

      OK. Walk over to a Windows machine that you don't own or control. An average users' machine. Tell me what software they have installed, then tell me how much it cost.

      Thanks.

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    4. Re:What are you talking about? by ifwm · · Score: 1

      "Walk over to a Windows machine that you don't own or control. An average users' machine. Tell me what software they have installed"

      All of which, amazingly, is installed for free in OEM form. Not $500 for a word processor and spreadsheet like you claimed.

      Listen, you're changing your argument every time someone responds, because they refute you. Your point was that you have to buy software to make Windows useful, not that the user base has commercial software installed more than OSS.

      So unless you plan to address the real issue, which was that you made a false statment and tried to pawn it off as fact, then I'll just assume you expected to get away with it without getting called on it.

      Thanks.

    5. Re:What are you talking about? by jrockway · · Score: 1

      You are an idiot. My argument is that many people think that they have to spend money to make Windows useful, and they do do this. If nobody bought Word, Dreamweaver, Acrobat Pro, Photoshop, etc. then Windows wouldn't be very useful. Yes you can run OSS on Windows. No, most people don't. They go to their local computer store and buy the software that comes in a box. If you don't think this is the case, you are deluding yourself!

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    6. Re:What are you talking about? by ifwm · · Score: 1

      "My argument is that many people think that they have to spend money to make Windows useful,"

      And YOU are a liar. Your point was that you HAVE to spend money, not that people think they have to.

      By the way, I love how you preface your well thought out argument by calling me an idiot. Yet amazingly You're the one who can't even keep his argument straight.

      "Now that 60% of your memory is used up, you can start thinking about which $500 applications you want. A word processor and spreadsheet maybe? $500. Maybe some photo editing software? $700. You get my point. Easy to use out of the box, sure. That's because it can't do anything out of the box... and you've already spent $150 on it!
      I personally will stick with Linux which has no box and a new piece of software is just an apt-get away.
      Even if you manage to do everything you want to do with free software under Windows, you still have to go out and find it every damn time you re-install. And you have to keep it up to date yourself, there's nothing that automates that. Easy to use indeed."

      Nowhere in there does it say anything about people THINKING they have to buy software. Nor does it imply it (don't lie and try to say it does).

      Liars like you disgust me. Be a man, not a linux fanboi, and admit you lied. You'll feel better (but you'll still be a liar).

  288. Translation by dedded · · Score: 1

    Starter Edition: AKA Checkbox Edition 1. Indeed aimed at the "two-thirds world", but not as a product. Its purpose is to have an argument against the governments of nations with mostly poor citizens who look the other way with piracy. With this, MS can say "but there is an affordable alternative."

    Home Basic Edition: AKA Checkbox Edition 2. Aimed at Europe, with no bundled media apps. Purpose is to fight sanctions.

    Home Premium Edition: This is the version most home users will buy, but now MS gets to charge even more because it is demonstrably more capable (media) than HBE.

    Professional Edition: Perhaps the most aptly named. Aimed at the professional who buys his own laptop. Many are predicting that companies will stop issuing laptops to employees in the future, who will be expected to just have their own. Much as has happened with cell phones. But lacks the fancy multi-media apps to force more customers up to Ultimate.

    Small Business Edition: Pro with some added business features, see article.

    Enterprise Edition: Pro with all business features, see article. Virtualization will allow employees to run their personal stuff on a different virtual machine, protecting the corporate network.

    Ultimate Edition: Pro with media, and as many bells and whistles as possible so that the price can be jacked as high as possible. Professionals who want the media features will have to pay through the nose to get them, for Windows Pro lacks them and HPE won't connect to the corporate network. Students are caught, too, for HPE won't connect to the campus network (same with XP Home today).

  289. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by xactuary · · Score: 1
    Caveat: Here you're assuming the L-user has the keyboard plugged in. THAT is not always the case in my experience.

    Plus, with 101! keystroke combinations there's always room for a communications breakdown.

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  290. users are idiots. Or not. by braindead · · Score: 1

    I think what you saw there is not entirely the user being an idiot. Rather, the user was trained by his computer.

    It may be hard to believe, but I have observed it and maybe other people have too: users are conditioned by their computers, in a very pavlovian way.

    Consider this. Very often when I get on a friend's computer (these are usually windows), I make the computer crash in short order. Same thing with a Powerbook laptop recently. Why is that? Because I'm not trained yet.

    User does X (for example, click on the "run" option) and then something bad happens (computer crashes, or things happen that user does not understand). User learns not to do X anymore.

    If I ask my friend if there's anything special about the "font size" dialog on PowerPoint for MacOS, he'd say there's nothing wrong. But if you observe him, you see that he always uses it exactly the same way. Because he's an idiot? No. Because he's been conditioned. You see, then I come along, delete the current value "18 points" and start typing a new value. Computer freezes.

    Turns out, this happens every time you delete the value in there. There's a bug in PowerPoint, if you delete the font size it'll try to generate a preview of 0-point text and die.

    There are tons of other examples like this. Wonder why so many people never use more than one application at a time? It's a sure bet that they have two applications installed that tend to crash each other, and they've learned a way to work around it.

    The computer is Pavlov. We're the dogs. I find this mildly disturbing.

    1. Re:users are idiots. Or not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consider this. Very often when I get on a friend's computer (these are usually windows), I make the computer crash in short order. Same thing with a Powerbook laptop recently. Why is that? Because I'm not trained yet.

      That's a bunch of bull. My parents computer has all kinds of problems and it's got nothing to do with how I use it. It's got to do with having 3 or 4 different people using it. You've got the 5 year old that just clicks everything because to him, the computer is a game. You've got my mother that probably clicks the popup windows that say her computer has an error (it does, but that window doesn't know that) and clicks it because it has been having problems. Then you've got my dad that just doesn't use it because it keeps getting borked. This is a system that I've wiped and reinstalled 3 times and within one week it's screwed up. It could be spyware, it could be a virus, it could be the kids. The point is that when it breaks, they mostly just stop using it.

      Contrast this with the laptop that is only used by my mom and dad. That machine almost never has a problem. They only use it for email and the occasional web surfing when they're traveling. Hmm, wonder why that computer has no problems?

      I don't know what version of PowerPoint you were using, but 2003 does not do that. It simply does not give a preview. I even tried putting in a 0 and nothing happened.

      Users only using 1 app at a time goes back to when computers simply didn't have enough memory to run multiple programs. Of course, now they're running file sharing apps, firewalls, antispyware, antivirus, etc so they still don't have enough memory to run 2, 3, or more programs at a time.

    2. Re:users are idiots. Or not. by braindead · · Score: 1

      That's a bunch of bull. My parents computer has all kinds of problems and it's got nothing to do with how I use it.

      Well I was talking about application bugs, not about machines that are messed up to begin with. Yes, software can be misconfigured in a way that makes it crash often - but that's not what I was talking about.

      I was talking about machines that are properly maintained, like your parents' laptop apparently. It is my experience that when I get to a machine like that, I can often get applications to crash, much to the surprise of the machine owner. And my experience (again, it may be different from yours) is that the reason for all the crashes is that I do things that *should* work (using keyboard shortcuts, switching between applications, cut&paste, tab navigation, typing in boxes instead of clicking the "...", "browse" or "+/-" buttons) - and indeed they do work most of the time - but they don't work as reliably as the "normal" way.

      And what I was saying is that my theory is that people mostly use the "normal" way because they learn over time what will break their machine.

      In order to see that effect, you need to get someone into an environment he's not used to: a Linux person in front of a Windows machine, for example.

      I agree with you that there's no need to run one app at a time now, unless you're seriously short on RAM. That just goes to show my point: how else do you explain my friend, who always closes Word before opening his web browser? It's a habit that was drilled into him, one crash at a time.

      I believe the version of PowerPoint that crapped on me like that was from Office 2004 for MacOS. I'm not sure because it wasn't my machine; I can however tell you that I was able to reproduce the bug 3 times before finally giving up and doing it a different way (yes, I'm a slow learner). It may have been the specific font or something, I didn't investigate much beyond figuring out how to stop the software from crashing.

      If you'd like an example of how people are trained by their computer, consider this:
      When working on the computer, how often do you save your work? Every day? hour? minute? If you save often, maybe that's because you have learned that programs tend to crash and lose your work.

  291. Re:Vista? What a JOKE by xactuary · · Score: 1
    Mod Parent Up please. I work with many home-based freelancers and other home-office types and it is trench warfare between the wintel users and their machines, but they'd rather fight than switch. I say Windoze is broken and M$ cannot fix it.

    It's like an ignorance bubble.

    Meanwhile the clients I do manage to switch to Apple -- they become mac zealots pretty quickly.

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  292. 7 horcrux's by cp.tar · · Score: 1

    Horcruci? ;)

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  293. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by PyroMosh · · Score: 1

    No, that would be Jesux.

  294. Is it time to seriously consider buying a Mac ? by mofa · · Score: 1

    my gf recently bought a teaching method, basically a book with a CD, she have a old laptop that only runs Windows Me, I have a recent desktop and use Windows 2000, the program on the CD require Windows XP ... I can only imagine the troubles 7 different version will bring.

  295. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by .com+b4+.storm · · Score: 1

    Slackware Linux 10.0 Christian Edition

    I particularly enjoy Slackware Catholic Edition. If you try to configure a firewall, it guilts you about interfering with God's plan for propogating viruses and worms. And don't get me started on what happens if you want to switch web browsers and are unfaithful to your first browser...

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  296. Option #1? by J_Omega · · Score: 1

    My guess is that the parent meant the basics: kernel, apps, X.

    Does any fresh Windows install automagically do all of the things you've mentioned?

    (I honestly don't know that answer. I'm still running Win2kPro, and I know that it doesn't.)

  297. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by sanx · · Score: 1
    Except that Windows XP Pro already can join a domain , and manage it if you install the freely available Windows Server 2003 admin pack. It's already compatible with NetWare and SNMP. You can already Remote Desktop into it (if you tick the right boxes) and it has a slimmed down (one site only) version of IIS on it too. EFS is also supported.

    The small business edition is more interesting. Shadown copy might prove useful, and anything that replaces the god-awful workgroup-style networking and resource sharing has to be a god-send.

  298. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    actually, there are a slew of different "flavors" of vector linux.

  299. The one to get: by real+gumby · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for the Director's cut DVD...

  300. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by dangitman · · Score: 1
    The user claimed he was running Windows56.

    Does Windows '56 come with tail-fins and a bench seat? Are all the controls analog dials?

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  301. I have a rather hard time... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    ... believing you can so easily get people to hit a key that has the word "break" on it. Seems like it would take at least a little more explaining to let them know nothing was going to actually "break".

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  302. Oh blow it out your butt! by mjh49746 · · Score: 1
    Oh, it's not your laptop, huh? Well, seeing that you had to downgrade you BIOS just to fix one problem, it doesn't sound like an OS problem to me. ACPI is in your hardware, dummy. It controls among other things the power saving features in your system, like turning your monitor off and on at preset times or when you open and close your lid, and spinning down your hard drive to save power. Uh, don't you think that your buggy, malfunctioning ACPI Embedded Controller could be turning on and off your hard drive at inappropriate times, causing your filesystem to become trashed? I sure as hell do, and if your ACPIEC won't respond to you OS's commands and does whatever it wants, (as it's supposed to in ACPI) it can and likely will do shit like that. Also, your other peripherals have nothing to do with you ACPIEC. Why would you bother probing those for problems? That's a stupid waste of time. Did you check your acpiec.sys driver for corruption? I doubt it. Did you check your event log to see what the BSOD was all about? I doubt that one. Have you tried installing XP using a 'Standard PC' HAL and seen if the problem went away? I doubt that, too. I'll even go as far as to say that the only reason why you're not having a problem with your Linux installation is that you don't have ACPI running in your kernel or loaded as a module. Do you? Nah. I didn't think so.

    Perhaps you should go back to the drawing board and think through the problem some more before you go off the handle and criticize people here. Then, after you realize that it really is a hardware problem and not an OS problem, maybe then you'll get your head out of you butt and demand your money back. C'mon now. If I'm going to spend around $1500 on a laptop, I'll be goddamned if I'm going to have a problem with it as soon as I brought it home and then eat the $1500 with dissatisfaction. Then again, it's your problem that you have unstable hardware, not mine, so why should I even care? By the way, hardware problems are either caused by drivers or defective hardware, and since you've said you managed to corrupt your filesystem, I think we can rule out a corrupt driver. Just take your laptop back and quit your fucking bitching instead of whining about how you think you know everything and calling me a bullshitter. Clearly it is you that doesn't know what the hell you're talking about, and apparently you're not even capable of diagnosing a broken toaster without help. I guess it's no wonder why I get paid well for my work. ;-)

    Meanwhile, let's dismantle your commentary, one by one...

    Yes, overheating WILL cause you computer to malfunction. That's a fact. Not bullshit. Laptops are not immune to overheating. CPU fans fail and so will the CPU. Your PSU can run too hot and fail as well. Maybe you'll be lucky and not have the resulting power spike travel down your ATX rail and let the magic smoke out of everything in your system.

    Faulty memory IS one of a handful of main causes. That's a fact. You're only kidding yourself if you think it's a symptom of another problem when in fact it IS the problem. That is, unless they're running too hot, OC'd, improper timings, or other such incompetent administration.

    Another cause, a buggy BIOS. It happens, especially when you're on the cutting edge. It can also cause an operating system to fuck up. Just get an update and flash it. (and yes, your BIOS is part of your hardware as it's on a chip. not a disk)

    Ricer systems? HAHA! They're ALL ricer systems, man. Take any computer apart and I'll guarantee you that on the inside, you'll see either Made in China, Taiwan, or Japan somewhere inside. Look on all the IC's man, they're everywhere. Fact!

    Show me any OS setup CD that can support EVERY piece of hardware under the sun from an archaic ST-506 hard disk and AST RAMPage card, to my photo inkjet printer, scanner, BT878 TV tuner, DL DVD burner, SATA RAID, etc, all running 'out of the box', everything working 100% without having to install any seperate third party dri

    1. Re:Oh blow it out your butt! by rcbarnes · · Score: 1

      Sure ACPI is a hardware issue, but you know what? I have dealt with huge messes in terms of hardware, and it didn't work with windows. Sure manufactures building total shit ACPI that doesn't even resemble the standards can make free OSs that depend on them choke for a while, even require a little work or, heaven forbid, thought. On the other hand, I could never get a friend's computer to install windows, and upon a little inspection, discovered that his motherboard was assigning EVERY IRQ to the same two lines, plus a failed IDE controller, and froze the whole thing constantly, plus there was no IRQ control in the BIOS. Sure making the thing work took a hell of a lot of compiling and custom Linuxing(and a stern warning about data non-safety), but it did, and it worked without a hitch, and continues to do so to this day. The point here is that as long as the way things really work is hidden, the OS is shit. If anything goes wrong that the little dancing paperclip can't help you fix, you're generally screwed.

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    2. Re:Oh blow it out your butt! by TetryonX · · Score: 1

      The downgrade of bios was to satisfy windows, no other operating system presented a problem as I said repeatedly. You claim that the file system corruption was caused by ACPI shutting off the hdd at the wrong time? Well damn that really presents a real problem. I dual boot. Only the windows file system suffered corruption. Don't have acpi loaded? How fucking stupid are you? ACPI is almost never a module. Either ACPI or apm (or both) is built into the kernel. So please suck on my dmesg.

      ACPI: AC Adapter [AC] (on-line)
      ACPI: Power Button (FF) [PWRF]
      ACPI: Sleep Button (CM) [SLPB]
      ACPI: Lid Switch [LID]
      ACPI: Battery Slot [BAT0] (battery present)
      apm: overridden by ACPI.

      "Overheating..." Duh overheating will cause issues, however it is not often THE issue. Most desktops will perform at standard temps (35-65c) for well over a year before they collect enough dust to raise their temperature to a near dangerous level. I know you'll be like "Omg! amd temps!" Don't bother, go read up on your intel p4 chips, they are not performing much better, if not worse. Good systems ship with an active heat sink on either the northbridge or south bridge further reducing the possibility of overheating.

      "Incompetant administration" Human issue, not hardware issue. Computers weren't designed to run in excessively dirty environments. Read your computer's manual.

      "Have you tried installing XP using a 'Standard PC' HAL and seen if the problem went away?"
      Yeah that suuuuuuuuuurely worked. Lets try to boot up... oh wait, windows can't allocate resources properly to even boot. Yeah I tried that dipshit.

      "Faulty memory..." Strange, everytime I've had someone say "my memory must be bad" which is all-too-frequently, it turns out their system is plagued with a virus, or other malidity not related to hardware at all. Mistimed ram (different modules) generally results in slower access to the ram, not crashing.

      "Ricer system" You sir are a fucking idiot. OF COURSE these machines are made in those countries. What you DID NOT understand is I was pointing out that they were RICERS, as in, people who are overclocking their systems, messing with timings, and trying to push every ounce of performance out of their hardware even if it means going out-of-spec.

      "Buggy BIOS..." Sure I have a via based system. Sure the bios is buggy. But that is no excuse for an operating system that completely ignores BIOS (w/e to when probing for new hardware) after it has loaded.

      "One(1) nonfunctional device? You tolerate one nonfunctional device?!? Nuff said there." I said on base install you stupid fuck. LEARN HOW TO READ. I never said that I never got the device to work. After about 10 minutes of googling, I found the correct driver and (omg) it worked better than the shitty windows driver that often freezes. This webcam isn't new, hell it's getting pretty old, and it works with the spca5xx driver. Base install of windows results in 12 devices nonfunctional. *** READ ***.

      SATA Raid is supported at the kernel level, however I am not certain which distributions ship with dmmapper and the other userspace applications. ST-506 is able to be used on almost all distributions since it is handled by generic-ide or similar modules. AST RamPage is supported via a module, however it is unlikely that it is shipped with distributions because it is archaic. BT878 is supported by the BTTV module, some distributions have it on cd, others in their repositories. DVD burner is supported via scsi_ide module. Userspace handles whether or not it can record dl (try cdrecord dork).

      Linux kernel support (it is not my business to find a specific distribution):
      SATA RAID [kernel 2.6.8+], ST-506 [kernel 2.2.x/2.4.x/2.6.x]. Out of my experience of installing linux on several hundred pcs, none of which having identical hardware, most have only 1 device that requires an additional module, others work out of the box (and I am not including the nvidia/ati cards because they do have drivers but cannot ship due to licensing conflicts). I have NEVER seen this with a windows machine. inkjet printer? check. Scanner? check.

      Next time go bother someone else. *sigh* Flame +2

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  303. Re:Windows Vista Forum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're and idiot. Yes, because you hate MS, you probably hate anything that is dominate. I understand this, but you're still and idiot.

  304. Real life example, Win VS Ubuntu installation. by Requiem18th · · Score: 0

    Here is an objective retelling of my millage.

    I was given an old computer, a virus driven Win98 box, an OS reinstal was due.

    Windows Installation:

    Insert Windows XP installation Disk
    Some questions about partitions , takes some loads of time. Makes more questions about locale, keyboard layout, and local time.

    Installation is ready but XP didn't detect my sound device, doesn't come preloaded with video codecs or decent movie and music players for that matter. Nor an office suit, not even a decent image viewer, or chat clients for something other than MSN.

    Worst thing, it did not recognoize the internal winmodem.

    Most of this was solved by a couple of CDs full of essetial windows software that I have collected over the years. Twenty-something installers later XP was ready except for sound and modem support.

    This was easy but is cheating when you realize I have over 10 years of windows experience. This isn't something a noob could do.

    Sound was a lucky shot. I was completelly in the dark, but i had a realtek driver installer around and decided to give it a shot. Lucky me. Modem was another issue, i had to open the box and scratch a label to see I was dealing with an Intel winmodem. It seems Intel only makes 2 winmodems 536ep and 537ep, i went to the intel site and downloaded both of them, tried and some how managed to install them, expect they still don't work. I googled for hours, XP still doesn't connect to Internet.

    Ubuntu Installation:

    Ubuntu gives you normal and expert options for installation. Since I couldn't just delete the fresh windows install I had to go for the 'expert' making this a -harder-than-averange- Ubuntu intallation.

    'expert' installation was self documenting, everything went fine except that I forgot my root password. I wish i could just run a partial installation like with Slackware, instead I had to reinstall everything again.

    It definitively made some questions that could be better asked later (network configuration, screen resolution, local time, keyboard layout) but it was smooth, it took a lot more time than XP but I just went for a pizza.

    Hours later I had a complete desktop with every thing I could ask except modem support, java, mp3 or DVD, quick time, mpg or any other video for that matter. I think it also lacked flash but i haven't tried. It did had a PDF reader and sound WAS THERE!

    The first thing i did was to google for mp3 support. Immediatly I found "sudo apt-get gstreamer-mad0.8" but I knew Modem had to be fixed first. Googling for "winmodems for linux" took me to linmodems, there to scanmodem. Usage of scanmodem was rather technical but strictly following the -very-visible-but-ofuscated- manual that took me to IntelFiveThirtySixEP in the Ubuntu wiki. Following the instruction there was easy but I must confess scary if not because I had compiled *a couple* (that means 2) apps before.

    Voila! Internet is ready but I sadly found out that the repos for the most controversial packages are not included by default. So i have been repo-hunting for the last week. I got mp3 support fairly easy but I haven't got video support yet.

    I'd said Linux and Windows are equally hard to install.

    Linux requires you to know what packages you need to install and what repostories you need to setup, you also need know how to set up repostories in the first place. Modem support is incomplete although you can't really expect the OS to autodetect obscure hardware. But i think this is a issue of not distributing propietary drivers with the installer disk.

    Windows requires you to know what apps you are going to use and while installing a single app is easier in windows installing a lot of them is easier in Synaptic. And I had to rely in a collection of software that took me years to collect. Without this CDs it would be much more painfull.

    Both installations are incomplete. In Ubuntu i need to find better repos and download some more. In XP i have ran out of ideas to enable the modem.

    But Ubuntu is free as in "free of iTunes upgrades that intentionally brake my extensions". That by the way is for the "You should have got a Mac!" guys.

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  305. Re:Yes.... by symbolic · · Score: 1


    I think there is only one motivation behind this, and it has NOTHING to do with meeting customer needs. More likely, it's a strategy to maximize revenue by stripping down the OS to its bare minimum so that even seemingly minor additional functionality will require an upgrade - kind of like that trick Microsoft pulled with domain logons. An "upgrade" to XP Home was actually "downgrade" in terms of networking options. In order to regain the ability to log on to a domain, you had to shell out some serious cash for an upgrade to XP Pro. LAME.

  306. My point exactly: by Kiyooka · · Score: 1

    "On the other hand, if you find yourself baffled by a login prompt then perhaps OS installation is not your bag."

    That's my point right there. How many people in this world would be baffled by an unexpected and unmentioned login prompt when assured the installation process was a breeze? Your attitude is exactly what keeps people from adopting linux. "Linux installation is ez! Just pop in the Cd and go! What? Puzzled by the surprise login prompt? Well, maybe OS installation isn't for you!" Why don't you and everyone else who just made a dig about my linux-noobness just go right out and yell "Noob!"? Cuz that's what you're actually doing to beginners, even self-proclaimed ones such as I who don't mind doing a little bit of research in the name of tinkering around, which is far less than most typical computer users would do.

    Go ahead, keep convincing yourself that linux will be a major widespread desktop os alternative (ignorant noobs aside, but they don't 'matter). If you were to take a different attitude, linux would take off much much sooner.

    btw I'm not baffled by a login prompt or command prompt. At the very least, I used DOS before windows. However, I have no experience with linux, and I was not told about it. Is it unreasonable for me to be unpleasantly surprised both times by login prompt and command prompt? I was basically sitting there thinking "uhh... what next"? And c'mon, at least I know how to repartitioin my drives into 3 20gb partitions, so it's not like I'm so dumb I put my laptop into the dishwasher...

    Anyway, this typical computer user and potential convert has just had his explorative hopes dashed.

  307. 7 is the magical number by Gopal.V · · Score: 1
    7 is the number of weeks, the number of deadly sins, the distinct notes on the octave, colors of the rainbow, the pH of water, the day God rested, the number of seas, display segments, the number of horcruxes for lord voldemort, the usual number in a witches' coven, shakespeare's ages of man.

    All in all it's the magical number for power. On the other hand 6 is the evil number.

    We've seen Snow White and the Seven dwarfs, Dance of the Seven veils, The Seven Samurai, Seven of Nine, James Bond 007

    7 is also the smallest mersenne prime to boot. This has been a useless post - on the other hand, all the research hasn't been to waste.

  308. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by brettper · · Score: 1

    It's got to be a world of suck for the QA folks. How long did it take to test XP once coding was done - now there's effectively seven different OS's to test?

    No wonder it's taking so long to get out

  309. My Favorite Flavor of Windows? by sunnyflorida · · Score: 1

    Tiger

  310. Flavours? by dr_light · · Score: 1

    Free my ass. I still have to waste time to compile specific kernel features like ntfs write support, ACPI doesn't work, multimedia keyboards don't work, no ATI or Nvidia drivers unless you pay for the distro (how is that free?). Oh, yeah, it's free as in free speech. So what? If I want any feature beyond the less than bare minimum I'm getting for free, I have to pay for the distro.

  311. Cosultants' delight by bobcote · · Score: 1

    Sounds like several more years of guaranteed employment for Microsoft's Consulting practice.

    1. Re:Cosultants' delight by (1+-sqrt(5))*(2**-1) · · Score: 1

      My sense is that there is a clever system of calculated instability so as to keep MCSEs in business; if so, a similar move spelled destruction for our automotive industry.

  312. Re:Flavours? huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With Microsoft tossing together different boxes(in this case Discs) containing each engineers' current favourite useless applications doesn't whole-heartedly qualify as a FLAVOUR. Doing things like yanking out network utilities or limiting the number of CPU's and breaking other apps ability to install would be more of the list of features known to arise from Redmond.

    They(MS) better have a printed section on the retail box for "WHAT IS CONTAINED IN THIS VERSION" . Or at least include a text file contents list for those who do manage to break the copy protection. ;-)

    My next thought is.. How the hell do I get out of the flurry of Winblows Vista questions from the 400+ users in my organization who are going to (call/email/ & corner me) to ask me which version of VISTA they should buy.??

    I know, I'll hand them a free CD containing my favourite linux distro!

    Microsoft is going to frustrate their KEY audience and make it easier for the MAC and Linux camps to pitch their tents.

    Yet again Microsoft continues to make computing more difficult for the users. Isn't that backwards? Computers were originally designed to help make tasks easier weren't they?

      as Steve Ballmer hurls another office chair across the room...

    Uhhhhg.

  313. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

    Hold the little flag button on the bottom left of your keyboard, then push the Pause/Break button faaar up on the right at the same time

    Wow, I use Windows all the time and I did not know about that shortcut. You must admit, however, that it is pretty difficult and unintuitive for the average user to figure out. A lot of users have real problems with any key combinations. Compare this to how it is done on OS X. "Click the Apple menu in the far upper-left (or just move you mouse all the way up and left and click. Select the first menu option 'About This Mac'." The average user who starts clicking on menus will find it almost immediately and since it is labeled in normal English (Not right click on my computer and select properties or any of that nonsense) most novice users either know or can easily determine what version of the OS they are running without help. Windows has a long way to go before it is easy to use.

  314. Bald faced in boldface by jdfox · · Score: 1

    Sorry to nitpick, I just thought it was funny that you spelled "boldface lie" as "bald faced lie", using boldface. :)

    The phrase "Bald faced lie" was first used by Albert Alligator in the late Walt Kelley's sadly missed comic strip "Pogo". It subsequently found its way into US written English, and has remained there ever since.

    It still doesn't make any sense though. :)

  315. I _don't_ like Spam! by fallen1 · · Score: 1

    Can I have option 1. Slackware Spam without the Spam?

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  316. Proving what? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
    Translation:
    I threw a bunch of stuff in a box without checking a compatibility list and Linux didn't read my mind to configure it.

    There will always be edge cases that one OS or another doesn't handle well, but those outliers don't have much in common with the typical situation.

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  317. Apps and GUI by phorm · · Score: 1

    Yes, but once you get into it, gnome generally looks pretty much the same between distros, as does KDE, etc. The apps are also the same, and so long as your libraries are up-to-date in any distribution, they all should run the same.

    Windows apps do not run in OSX/Linux (without emulation), not do linux apps run in windows, nor OSX apps run in linux... with some leeway given to running BSD-compatible applications in OSX.

    These are different distributions, and hence the reason why we call them distros and not operating systems. Ice-cream is still ice-cream, whether it's chocolate, strawberry, or chocolate-chip-mint. Sure it tastes different, but there are some important simularities in the base.

    1. Re:Apps and GUI by Liam+Slider · · Score: 1

      Ok...late reply to this, didn't notice it...

      GNOME looks the same, generally, on FreeBSD. So does KDE. The apps avaliable are generally the same, and BSD can certainly run specifically Linux applications...provided the system is kept up to date. FreeBSD however, isn't a Linux, nor is Linux a BSD. We are however, based around similar standards.

      Windows apps do indeed run on Linux without emulation....so long as you keep WINE up to date, and no, WINE isn't an emulator. It's an API library, a set of directories, and program to tie these together with Windows apps.

      So your argument here isn't quite so air tight.

    2. Re:Apps and GUI by phorm · · Score: 1

      Yes, WINE is a translation layer. For most it's easier to think of it as an emulator, but the name (despite its recursiveness) does specify that it isn't an emulator.

      When you're running wine though, for many intents and purposes you are running portions of windows... with the functions that can be translated done so, or native DLL calls for those that can't. It's still not native linux support for linux applications, and to open that can of worms would include things like processor emulation and Bochs/Qemu/VMWare/etc

  318. Office 97 by phorm · · Score: 1

    I actually got this a fair bit. Often users claim their Office version as their windows version, as it is all they run. Therefore I would be told "I'm running windows 97" for users running office 97 on win98.

  319. You forgot to add by phorm · · Score: 1

    Screw themselves

    Because if Vista really comes out like the massively confusing, steaming POS it seems it will be... that will be the end result.

  320. Re:This is going to confuse the hell out of people by Whyzzi · · Score: 1

    Popping out the cup holding is a 'A Good Thing' (TM), cause this way I can use it. However, should the cup holder somehow attempt to 'pop in', because not only could the cup get damaged, but the holder as well. Of course, if the cup is still full ...

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  321. Re:Vista? What a JOKE by Godeke · · Score: 1

    I was very disappointed with the "choose something else and no you can't have a complete package" division of Universal. I use the universal subscription to prototype solutions so I can sell my custom programming and system configurations combined with their servers. Being able to set up Microsoft products onsite for test purposes has been a huge thing and helps me move forward with few skeptical customers. But more importantly, it has helped me move more of *their* product because my demonstrations show in a concrete way what benefits specific combinations of server products have.

    So now I have to decide if an extra grand a year is worth a downgraded subscription or if I just work more on the open source side of the fence (as I provide both types of solutions, depending on need and capabilities: there is little need for Exchange in a five person company, for example... a bare bones LAMP box can host e-mail and web solutions quite fine).

    I thought it was "developers, developers, developers" because they realized that the mistake that Apple made back in the day was a lack of inexpensive development tools which deterred developers, whereas during that era Microsoft made NT development tools quite accessible. As I matured as a developer, Universal because a great "expensive but reasonable for what I get" product. The new product mix makes it clear they are targeting "enterprise" developers and attempting to drive small time custom programmers off.

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  322. And you thought... by bitrot42 · · Score: 1

    Vista would be "Bringing clarity to your world"...

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  323. Vista vs Vista by glitch23 · · Score: 0

    Anyone know why MS isn't hearing of any copyright/trademark problems due to the WebCT (it creates school communities) application having a new version called Vista?

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  324. Re:Flavours? Suse 9.3 by fishlet · · Score: 1

    I tried Suse 9.3 for a while... but quickly put that to rest after some major problems.

    First of all was the 3D features of my nvidia card. They said just go do a on-line update to add that. It seemed to work the first time, but then when applying other updates the 3D driver stopped working mysteriously. After 3 later installation attempts, I was completely unable to get 3D to work under Suse again.

    Then I found multi-media to be seriously impaired. I couln't even play mp3's... that really bugged me. Of course, another update to take care of that (after I selected the proper non-US mirror).

    One thing that Suse did get right was automounting my SD card ... hooray! I'm using mandrake again and that doesn't support SD cards automatically (although with some tweaking I can get it to see it)

    The real nail in Suse's coffin for me was that it was butt slow... I mean dreadfully awefully slow. It took literally twice as long as my Mandrake installation to boot even after shutting down what I consider unnecessary services. Even when running, everything just seemed to drag. I don't know why... maybe it's compiled to still be 386 compatible. In any case, that more than all else ended my relationship with Suse.

  325. Reinstall Prevention by MogNuts · · Score: 1

    speaking of windows, what is this i hear that one cannot reinstall it without it giving one headaches (only get to install it twice or some BS)? how it is possible that windows can detect a prior installion if one formats and fdisk/mbr the drive? Can't one just continuously manually type in the registration number?