Thank you for donating targets to us. We've been meaning to test our Space Object Destruction Laser®, but haven't found any suitable object to target. Because of your charity, we can now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operation system.
But can it play fullscreen flash video smoothly yet? Do we have stable APIs and ABIs? Can we ditch the dozens of competing audio APIs? In other words, Loonix is still garbage.
But can it go a single day without getting a virus yet? Can we see the source code? Can we get something that doesn't have to be so totally locked down at work (to avoid said viruses) that everything we try to do takes 3 times as long and we cannot even access our gmail accounts?
But what if they don't know they're shouting it.... these are people who think windows is good enough for them and are willing to pay best buy to get rid of their viruses:
How are they going to know their computer is leaking unencrypted data?
Until the USA goes completely and utterly and Bushbarrackly bankrupt... then we will buy up the whole lot of you crackers and make you bend over and squeal like little piggies.
How many people don't even know how to install any OS, except the one that came with their computer.
Those people don't even know how to install THAT OS, they go to Best Buy or whomever, or the geek they know to re-install it.;-)
If it didn't come pre-installed and they didn't know someone who COULD install it for them, they'd probably either sit there with their new brick, or wouldn't buy it in the first place.
Now Linux on a server? That's awesome!
Linux on a server use to suck: now it is awesome. Linux is starting to gain momentum: soon it will be awesome.
Microsoft is scared by gnu/Linux for good reason... they wouldn't be spending good money on FUD if linux still sucked. (OpenOffice used to 'suck' too. Now Microsoft is spending good money on letting everyone know how much it sucks? You do not see them spending money on FUD about how much MikeOS sucks do you?)
gnu/linux will get there, and Microsoft will not be as big as it is now. That is what scares Steve Ballmer... that is why developers are leaving Microsoft.
So it's God molesting poor, defenseless children, raping women (our mothers, sisters, wives, girlfriends, etc), killing people on Crusades, (etc etc etc) not us humans: we're just doing God's work!
Well.... uhhh... thanks for clearing that up for us.
- above all the risk of indifference towards real life," he said.
Says he (the speaker for the church (chirch)) who seems to feel that children aren't real and so molestations upon them have no risk towards real life..... or something like that. WTF?????
If there is anyone who is indifferent towards real life it is him and the top people of this 'organized religion'... "it's okay to molest children, because by keeping that priest there, we bring the Catholic religion to them."
WTF???
My god (sorry, excuse me) My Dog, how can people still care what this doof says. What an idiot.
Errrr - wait one. Just how do you get 69 upside down? I've always found that it's a nice round number, and you can roll it over and over and over again, kinda like a wheel. Upside down? Wheeeeeee!!!!!!!
And if the house of your other friend had two stories, but it wasn't really two stories, just one story and an alien ship, and then the Doctor came along in his cool blue police box and had to live in your friends house until he was able to save the Tardis and the friend (and his soon to be girlfriend) from the alien, and then............. sorry, what were we talking about?
Do you think your insurance company is going to be okay with you calling them up, saying your house is on fire and you'd like to pay that $500 fee for such and such house insurance?
Why pay the fee if you don't have to... until your house catches fire, then pay it. You could go for years without paying a cent, and then just fork over the $75 when it does catch fire.
No... it doesn't work like that.
I could see making the house owner sign a document that they would fork over $1000 or some such amount before saving their house, but not just the $75 fee. There is no incentive to pay it if you can just pay it when your house catches fire.
Okay, how about this one - if you land on a page with Google ads, they pick up the referer [sic] and use Google location services to discover where you are. They then check for any Google Android phones in the same location via GPS and activate the camera. Using tracking software they look for anyone within the field of view who is typing in a pattern that matches the text entered - if it finds a match they take a snapshot of the person's face as it is reflected in a drop of water... it then uses image manipulation technology to enlarge, enhance and correct the image and go looking on Facebook for tags to identify you and the next thing you know your "secret" search for goat pr0n just earned you a crate full of goat spam more per day.
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And does it matter at what rate a girl jiggles her body?
'Nuff said.
Ig Porno awards, here i comes! (Cums?)
There should be a spelling and grammar tax. ?-)
Oh Vanna... why do you forsake me?
(weeping)
Seems like we need some space truckers.... oh man. Love Deep Purple.
Or wives....WE have grlfrnds.
Dear Pirate Party,
Thank you for donating targets to us. We've been meaning to test our Space Object Destruction Laser®, but haven't found any suitable object to target. Because of your charity, we can now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operation system.
Sincerely,
The United States of America
GOD, NO! NOT SODL!!!!!!!®
But can it play fullscreen flash video smoothly yet? Do we have stable APIs and ABIs? Can we ditch the dozens of competing audio APIs? In other words, Loonix is still garbage.
But can it go a single day without getting a virus yet? Can we see the source code? Can we get something that doesn't have to be so totally locked down at work (to avoid said viruses) that everything we try to do takes 3 times as long and we cannot even access our gmail accounts?
In other words, Windows is still garbage.
Yeah... i did a school speech on that in public school. Everyone else did speeches about their summer vacations or their dogs and such.
Back then i was a bit weird... now i'm mildly autistic (although my wife says i'm getting weirder as i get older).
So, this is my fantasy world... bring on the IPv6 stuff .................. and the girls. Lots of girls that speak geek.
Bring it. BRING IT NOW!!
But what if they don't know they're shouting it.... these are people who think windows is good enough for them and are willing to pay best buy to get rid of their viruses:
How are they going to know their computer is leaking unencrypted data?
Until the USA goes completely and utterly and Bushbarrackly bankrupt... then we will buy up the whole lot of you crackers and make you bend over and squeal like little piggies.
Thas it, just bend over thar and squeal for me.
Hyuck... hyuck.
How many people don't even know how to install any OS, except the one that came with their computer.
Those people don't even know how to install THAT OS, they go to Best Buy or whomever, or the geek they know to re-install it. ;-)
If it didn't come pre-installed and they didn't know someone who COULD install it for them, they'd probably either sit there with their new brick, or wouldn't buy it in the first place.
Now Linux on a server? That's awesome!
Linux on a server use to suck: now it is awesome. Linux is starting to gain momentum: soon it will be awesome.
Microsoft is scared by gnu/Linux for good reason... they wouldn't be spending good money on FUD if linux still sucked. (OpenOffice used to 'suck' too. Now Microsoft is spending good money on letting everyone know how much it sucks? You do not see them spending money on FUD about how much MikeOS sucks do you?)
gnu/linux will get there, and Microsoft will not be as big as it is now. That is what scares Steve Ballmer... that is why developers are leaving Microsoft.
you left out the funny bit.
So what is it?
(Dons furry hat)
Close, but a 'U-joint' is a universal joint, part of your car's drive train.
The thingie under your sink is an S-trap.
Close, but an S-trap is more likely at the base of your toilet. The thingie under your sink is a P-trap.
Close, but a P-trap is what I call my toilet when it's clogged. The thingie under your sink is a pipe.
Only joking.
god works through us.
So it's God molesting poor, defenseless children, raping women (our mothers, sisters, wives, girlfriends, etc), killing people on Crusades, (etc etc etc) not us humans: we're just doing God's work!
Well.... uhhh... thanks for clearing that up for us.
If people would just believe what they believe themselves, the world would probably be alot more peaceful.
When you get idiots like the pope involved who have an investiture (sp?) in the Power, you get harm and death.
Organized religion is about power, not religion.
Stop listening to your religious Leader, and start listening to what YOU have to say.
3d chess.... "Check mate, Spock."
- above all the risk of indifference towards real life," he said.
Says he (the speaker for the church (chirch)) who seems to feel that children aren't real and so molestations upon them have no risk towards real life..... or something like that.
WTF?????
If there is anyone who is indifferent towards real life it is him and the top people of this 'organized religion'... "it's okay to molest children, because by keeping that priest there, we bring the Catholic religion to them."
WTF???
My god (sorry, excuse me) My Dog, how can people still care what this doof says. What an idiot.
Here, fixed it for you:
Errrr - wait one. Just how do you get 69 upside down? I've always found that it's a nice round number, and you can roll it over and over and over again, kinda like a wheel. Upside down? Wheeeeeee!!!!!!!
Star Trek TOS, cultural contamination??????
Harumph, harumph..... oh, harumph! Get me my broom: I'm calling shenanigans!
And if the house of your other friend had two stories, but it wasn't really two stories, just one story and an alien ship, and then the Doctor came along in his cool blue police box and had to live in your friends house until he was able to save the Tardis and the friend (and his soon to be girlfriend) from the alien, and then....... ...... sorry, what were we talking about?
Do you think your insurance company is going to be okay with you calling them up, saying your house is on fire and you'd like to pay that $500 fee for such and such house insurance?
Why pay the fee if you don't have to... until your house catches fire, then pay it. You could go for years without paying a cent, and then just fork over the $75 when it does catch fire.
No... it doesn't work like that.
I could see making the house owner sign a document that they would fork over $1000 or some such amount before saving their house, but not just the $75 fee. There is no incentive to pay it if you can just pay it when your house catches fire.
Here, fixed it for you:
Okay, how about this one - if you land on a page with Google ads, they pick up the referer [sic] and use Google location services to discover where you are. They then check for any Google Android phones in the same location via GPS and activate the camera. Using tracking software they look for anyone within the field of view who is typing in a pattern that matches the text entered - if it finds a match they take a snapshot of the person's face as it is reflected in a drop of water... it then uses image manipulation technology to enlarge, enhance and correct the image and go looking on Facebook for tags to identify you and the next thing you know your "secret" search for goat pr0n just earned you a crate full of goat spam more per day.
The word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary, though...
And then he watched 'Caligula' starring Malcolm McDowell and went... "this ain't no family show, is it Dickus.
Let me fix that for you....
Tigger Woods or Steve Jobs