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  1. This is sewious... on MGM and Warner Near On Deal For Hobbit Films · · Score: 1

    Wow... Hobbits little.
    Gandalf big. Magic.
    Ring..... ooooohhh.
    Must pet my precious.... yes pet it... pet it good.

    Oooohhh.... sticky.

  2. Re:My Motto on 66% of All Windows Users Still Use Windows XP · · Score: 1

    Want to take it up the ass from Steve Balmer? start typing Goatse scream enter.

    Why you'd go back to lubrication after that is beyond me.

  3. Fat and stupid on Minnesota Moving To Microsoft's Cloud · · Score: 0

    An American guy i know says Americans are getting fatter and stupider every year... I guess that's one small step for Minnesota, one giant fat and stupid for Minnesotans (Minnesotians? Minne-idiots?)

  4. Re:0G beer on Researchers Test Space Beer · · Score: 1

    Your beer would just coalesce into one big dominant bubble, like a game of Osmos?

  5. Who won, who lost? on Earth-Like Planet That Could Sustain Life Found · · Score: 1

    So does he have to sleep with you, or you with him?

  6. Girls on Earth-Like Planet That Could Sustain Life Found · · Score: 1

    I'm 100% sure that the girls there will have 3 breasts: I'm almost positive! Of course they won't look good unless they're young, tall and have long arms...

    Of course, if Kirk's been there already, it'll all just be sloppy seconds.

  7. 21st Century on 100/1 Odds On 'First Contact' Within a Year · · Score: 1

    As for me, i'd rather have the Doctor as my first point for contact with aliens (or Amy Pond for first point for -nudge nudge- CONTACT with me! Huh huh huh)

    --- "The 21st century is when everything changes." Captain Jack Harkness

  8. Re:Oh no. Not again. on Star Wars Films In 3D Due In 2012 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, yes I know you were being ironic.

    Oh no, let's not start the irony posts again!! AAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH!!!!!!

  9. Re:i'll be dead on Fifty Meter Asteroid Might Hit Earth In 2098 · · Score: 1

    I'll be 135 years old and tubed up with hookers... and machines.

    I REALLY care.

    (Sorry... trying to fit machines in there just didn't quite work... sorry.)

  10. Re:Deadline (congrats first post) on Obama Highlights IPv6 Issue · · Score: 1

    Stripper time?

  11. Re:inb4 people making jokes of this on Segway UK Boss Dies After Driving Off Cliff · · Score: 1

    Only those who have meaning for me...
    John Belushi dies: tragedy.
    Paris Hilton dies: comedy.
    Michael Jackson dies: priceless.

  12. Re:But they are all replaceable. on Unions Urging Actors Not To Work On Hobbit Movie · · Score: 1

    everyone else is replacemable.

    Hey, you got your edumacation at the same school as Homer and I(or is that me). Ok...

    Hey, you got your edumacation at the same school as Homer and Whom.

  13. Re:Why didn't I think of this... on In Case of Emergency, Please Remove Your Bra · · Score: 1

    Coming soon the portal Emergency Jock Strap! double layered so your friend can be protected as well!!

    For you time travelers and their companion, the 'portal' Emergency Jock Strap! Put that over Amy Pond's beautiful face? Think not!

  14. Re:I Won't on Blockbuster Files For Bankruptcy · · Score: 1

    I just can't see how they can pay the rent with those low numbers.

    I guess they can't... that's why the chapter 11.

  15. Re:'cause it's all about money on Microsoft Complaints Help Russian Gov't Pursue Political Opposition Groups · · Score: 1

    In this world, you usually get what you pay for. Unfortunately for the FOSS, that is all to often true. Open-Office is free, but then again, look what you are getting. Why would I want a poor attempt at cloning Office 97 when I could just use the original and better version. The open-source community should concentrate on things that they are actually good at; like, web browsers.

    You say openoffice is free but then again, look what you are getting. Then you say the open source community should concentrate on things that they are actually good at like web browsers. Isn't firefox free?

    I use open-source software whenever I can find a product comparable to a Microsoft one.

    So when the FOSS community comes up with an office suite that is acceptable to his highness, will you then switch?

    Grow some yourself and be a leader, not a follower.

  16. Re:'cause it's all about money on Microsoft Complaints Help Russian Gov't Pursue Political Opposition Groups · · Score: 1

    Your logic is hopelessly flawed. By your standards, I should frequent some third world doctor rather than seek the best medical assistance available in some fool hardy attempt to unsettle the medical industry.

    Wow... my logic is flawed. In what way am i comparing proprietary software and FOSS to voodooism and scientific medical procedures?

    I use open-source software whenever I can find a product comparable to a Microsoft one. I would never be foolish enough to use an inferior product just because it was available. My lively hood is too important for that nonsense.

    Guess you just continue to eat Microsofts shit until the FOSS community comes up with a comparable product, then you switch. Rag on them, but then switch 'cause it's free.

    Just keep paying for Microsoft shit until a free substitute is available, then switch. Good on you.

  17. Re:'cause it's all about money on Microsoft Complaints Help Russian Gov't Pursue Political Opposition Groups · · Score: 1

    Maybe if people stopped giving Microsoft their money and instead gave a donation to the people working on FOSS (who for the most part work their normal jobs to pay the bills and then in their spare hour(s) work on their projects), maybe they'd be able to work on OO full time and get the job done.

    But what do you do? You run right out to buy the latest toy from Microsoft.

    Good for you.

  18. Re:'cause it's all about money on Microsoft Complaints Help Russian Gov't Pursue Political Opposition Groups · · Score: 1

    I know, but i have to say i am now more impressed with RMS and his morals and standings than i am with Bill Gates and his chair throwing monkey-boy and how THEY do 'business'.

  19. Re:'cause it's all about money on Microsoft Complaints Help Russian Gov't Pursue Political Opposition Groups · · Score: 1

    You know, I probably shouldn't bother feeding an idiot like you, but WTF I'm bored.

    People DO use windows: There ARE alternatives if you are just willing to think OUTSIDE the box a bit. No i am not a hippy, i can just see how Microsoft and windows are bad for me and have chosen to switch. I use the alternatives, and because i and many others do, things ARE changing.

    JUST BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE EATS SHIT, ARE YOU GOING TO EAT SHIT?

  20. WTF? on Acer Dual-Screen, Multitouch Laptop Leaks Out · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Okay, here we go.... we get all upset and righteous at this crap
    http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=10/09/12/131247
    and then go "oooohhh shiny!" over THIS crap.
    It's still Microsoft inside the hardware. Weren't you listening?

  21. Re:'cause it's all about money on Microsoft Complaints Help Russian Gov't Pursue Political Opposition Groups · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I know..... but that's why i think people should stop and think about what they are doing once in a while, instead of using Windows because everyone uses Windows even though it is crap.

    People rag on about how weird Richard Stallman is, but he has been correct about pretty much everything.

    This shows us exactly why we should NEVER be using software that locks us in and can be used to harm us.

  22. 'cause it's all about money on Microsoft Complaints Help Russian Gov't Pursue Political Opposition Groups · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If everyone stopped using Microsoft products and BUYING Microsoft products, Micorsoft would disappear quickly and could bribe (sorry... Help) no officials and the officials would stop listening to them.

    The only problem with that is that it seems the majority of the world is STUPID and is still using Microsoft products and giving Microsoft their money.

    STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES!

    THINK ABOUT IT!

  23. Oh Canada! on EU Surveillance Studies Disclosed By Pirate Party · · Score: 1

    I speak for many... i am so glad that Canada has a wonderful government in power.

    Life here is free and controlled by those with our best interests at heart.

    Life in Canada is the best.

    pleasehelpmethereisamanwithaguntomyheadAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
    (Sorry, that should be pleasehelpmethereisaPERSONwithagunto

  24. Re:So.. that would mean you're an idiot? on Narcissists, Insecure People Flock To Facebook · · Score: 1

    WTDF? MILF is that you?

  25. Surprised that Facebook is stupid? on Narcissists, Insecure People Flock To Facebook · · Score: 1

    A guy i know at work says that everyone keeps telling him he has to get onto facebook, but that no one can give him a good reason.
    The only good reason i got was that you can check out prospective employees, but all i got was "My chef made too many cookies, so i'm giving you 100."

    I mean WTF???
    As Jimmy says, "Like, come on!"

    Facebook is for stupid... stupid is as stupid does. (read above with the cookies... like, come on people.)