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  1. Re:/. snottery: same old idiot song and dance on Microsoft Open Sources F# · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yes!
    It seems that a lot of people like having their balls kicked time and again by Microsoft... then Microsoft apologizes... then kicks them again.
    Sigh... humans are pathetic.

  2. Re:Repeat after me on Do Firefox Users Pay More For Car Loans? · · Score: 1

    Stewie... is that you? Man that sounds just like Stewie.
    Reminds me of that time that Peter ____________.

  3. Sweet dears.... on Harry Potter Blamed For India's Disappearing Owls · · Score: 1

    and when they tire of them, you just flush them down the toilet!

  4. Sweet dears... on Harry Potter Blamed For India's Disappearing Owls · · Score: 1

    and when they grow tired of the owls, you just flush them down the toilet!

  5. Re:Hmm. on IE9 May Not Be Enough To Save IE · · Score: 1

    (Does Ford know that they've hijacked the "Explorer" name?)

    And do they know where their towel is?

  6. Get off my lawn, kid! on 8pen Reinvents the Keyboard For Mobile Devices · · Score: 1

    Heck, i remember when we used to hook up the mule to the cart and drive to Pennsylvania (the whole way there and back was uphill... in a snowstorm!)

  7. That's what Spock said. on Texas Supreme Court Cites Mr. Spock · · Score: 1

    ... or the one.
    Remember.

  8. Re:Cool on USB 'Dead Drops' · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then i came by and pissed on Optimus Prime. "Hey, free urine!"

  9. Re:Nicely twisted summary on Microsoft Charging Royalties For Linux · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Isn't it ironic that there isn't?

    ;-)

  10. Re:blah Founded by Jewish former-CIA employees bla on Google Now Second-Largest ISP · · Score: 1

    Abodah Zarah 22a-22b . Gentiles prefer sex with cows.
    Bessy? Bessy! I told you to keep quiet! I told you to keep your udders just for me! How could you tell those dang Jews about our special love?
    Oh, Bessy... how could you forsake me?

  11. Re:Really??? on Microsoft Is a Dying Consumer Brand · · Score: 1

    THANK YOU!!! That is EXACTLY what I'm talking about! Most people laughed their asses off when Microsoft started getting into the computer industry because IBM and Sun and Wang and Corel and..... had the market "locked".............

    IBM once had the cash to hire ANYBODY they wanted and they still failed big time.
    Microsoft is the new IBM.

  12. Re:Really??? on Microsoft Is a Dying Consumer Brand · · Score: 1

    The people that have actually seen a beta-max movie swear by it...

    Sorry... what were we talking about?

  13. Re:Really??? on Microsoft Is a Dying Consumer Brand · · Score: 1

    They seemed to care when Steve Jobs was fired back when.

  14. Re:Really??? on Microsoft Is a Dying Consumer Brand · · Score: 1

    IE9 will be just another also-ran: people HAVE choice there.
    Windows 7 is better than its predecessors by leaps/bounds.... and shit on the ground is much better than shit on my shoe, but it is still shit. It has to be better than their competitors and they have to do it correctly or they will have another zune on their hands.
    Microsoft is following, not changing. Microsoft is dying and now even the media isn't afraid to say so.

  15. Re:Really??? on Microsoft Is a Dying Consumer Brand · · Score: 1

    What the...Helicopter.. are you talking about?

    There FTFY: (impressionable 12 year olds could be watching /. and could be hacking your firefox as we speak).

    And yes i will grab onto the gnu hurd and i will play with it someday...alot! (that's what SHE said.)

    I know...what the hell am I talking about?

  16. Re:Really??? on Microsoft Is a Dying Consumer Brand · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thank goodness that that won't happen as long as Linux From Scratch is around! ;-)

  17. Re:Really??? on Microsoft Is a Dying Consumer Brand · · Score: 1

    And it used to be that IBM was Big Blue: you would buy IBM stock... when it came time to retire, you then cashed in the stock and lived well. One day, it came to a point where people were cashing in their stock and finding it was worth less than they paid for it.

    IBM used to be HUGE. Microsoft used to be HUGE. Now, they are being f*'d from all sides and they are floundering, trying all the bully tactics they can to reclaim their former glory (trying the patent / royalty fee dodge because they cannot compete) Will they disappear? No, probably not: will they become the new IBM (a shadow of it's former self)? Yes.

    Definitely yes.

  18. Re:ze inspecter on FBI and NYPD Officers Sent On Museum Field Trip · · Score: 1

    They tried to, but the art thief was holding a banana and they hadn't yet taken the Monty Python course yet.

  19. Re:Reality of data gathered on Earth on Fermilab To Test Holographic Universe Theory · · Score: 1

    No, i wouldn't go that far... my dad's even smarter than i am... he is definitely aspergers. I just know there are alot of mindless sheeple out there:

    example: Try watching Oprah's show or one of the others like it. Oprah could fart on stage and those sheeple in the audience would clap their minds out.

    Maybe i'm just don't want to be in the same class as sheeple and people who think the only interesting thing in the world is US/People magazine (OMG, BradGelina are adopting AGAIN!!!) and posting what they did on the toilet on Facebook.

    Alot of people just don't think about things, and i find myself disinterested in engaging them.

    Oh well... ;-)

  20. Re:MS is doing that on Ray Ozzie's Departing Memo a Warning To Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Hey Curtis.... get out from under my lawn!

  21. Re:Reality of data gathered on Earth on Fermilab To Test Holographic Universe Theory · · Score: 1

    Oh, don't worry... i don't even acknowledge that i am human anymore: humans are just too stupid and inane for me to be human.

    So, they aren't a less intelligent society, they are a less intelligent species (i think i am an extra terrestrial, really.

    ;-)

  22. Ronald McDonald on Taco Bell Programming · · Score: 1

    So what does McDonalds programming look like?

  23. Re:what about servers? on The State of Linux IO Scheduling For the Desktop? · · Score: 1

    Nope... no slowdown at all.

  24. Re:I'll tell you how to fix it on The State of Linux IO Scheduling For the Desktop? · · Score: 1

    I'd go mad.

    Mad i say. Mad!!

    Better to die, than live under slavery: "Yes, Massa Balmer, no suh, please don' throw that chair suh."

    --Head like a hole, black as your soul, i'd rather die than give you control-- NIN

  25. Re:And yet? on Linux 2.6.36 Released · · Score: 1

    Good job anonymous coward! Ok, here goes:

    But can it go a single day without getting a virus yet?

    Yes. I have never had one. What were you doing to get yourself infected?

    Yes. I hear this one all the time... 2 weeks later they're having to admit that they just got infected

    Can we see the source code?

    I don't know about you but some people have.

    Have you??? Not without signing a NDA. Can you modify that windows source code and compile from your modifications? No?

    Can we get something that doesn't have to be so totally locked down at work (to avoid said viruses) that everything we try to do takes 3 times as long and we cannot even access our gmail accounts?

    It sounds like a problem between you and your company. Maybe you have a performance issue and they don't want you accessing your gmail account?

    Good try, but no. They are just so afraid of viruses that EVERYTHING is locked down except intranet and about 10 internet sites. (But again, good try.)

    In other words, Windows is still garbage.

    Your words. Not my experience. One troll response deserves another.

    No.. windows is just garbage, anonymous troll. Get used to it: that is why Microsoft has to bully everyone around into doing things the way they want it. Windows sucks and Microsoft knows it.

    Again, good try.