Your wing of fighters is sent as an escort for a couple of bombers. Simple mission in theory: bombers turn a space station into dust, everyone goes home.
Problem is, the bombers do pretty much nothing to the station and you're forced to blow it up yourself. Not so bad, as after the first fifteen or so attempts, you've finally given in and gotten yourself a bomber to pilot.
And then a huge destroyer jumps in. Still not so bad, as you have most of your wings still flying around. Its weapons won't even hit a half-decent pilot. Except the destroyer is the spawn point for unlimited waves of fighters. One by one, your wingmates are hunted down, until you're left, feebly pummeling away at the destroyer with your stockpile of bombs in a spot where you hope no-one will notice you. Eventually you run out, and call in a support ship for more ammo. The fighters chew up your support ship.
You're stuck there alone, trying to melt a hole in the destroyer's hull with your laser cannons. A stray fighter notices you. You die.
I've never seen the ending.
I suspect the battery comment refers to the batteries on the cartridges that allowed you to save the games, as seen in Super Metroid, Super Mario World and so on.
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Your wing of fighters is sent as an escort for a couple of bombers. Simple mission in theory: bombers turn a space station into dust, everyone goes home. Problem is, the bombers do pretty much nothing to the station and you're forced to blow it up yourself. Not so bad, as after the first fifteen or so attempts, you've finally given in and gotten yourself a bomber to pilot. And then a huge destroyer jumps in. Still not so bad, as you have most of your wings still flying around. Its weapons won't even hit a half-decent pilot. Except the destroyer is the spawn point for unlimited waves of fighters. One by one, your wingmates are hunted down, until you're left, feebly pummeling away at the destroyer with your stockpile of bombs in a spot where you hope no-one will notice you. Eventually you run out, and call in a support ship for more ammo. The fighters chew up your support ship. You're stuck there alone, trying to melt a hole in the destroyer's hull with your laser cannons. A stray fighter notices you. You die. I've never seen the ending.
I just checked my copy of the census. No sign of Jedi.
Actually, I think what they mean is that Ken Hayabusa actually lives through the cutscene where he's supposed to die.
"God, schmod -- I want my monkey man!"
I'm fairly certain that Blizzard has not written sex into the actual game, so therefore it doesn't officially exist ... you can't have sex at all.
So it's just like real life, then.
Go robots! Woohoo!
Fnord.
I suspect the battery comment refers to the batteries on the cartridges that allowed you to save the games, as seen in Super Metroid, Super Mario World and so on.