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  1. developers developers developers on Google Launches Web Traffic Analysis Service · · Score: -1, Troll

    Last winter when I was working at Starbucks, a blue collar kind of guy walked in and says "I want a coffee". Confused by this, I flipped up my shades, looked him straight in the eyes, and said "CAPPUCHWHAT??" and jumpkicked him into the espresso grinder.  I then high fived each member of the famous punk band "Sum 41" and rode off on my Vespa.

    Redeem yourself at #teens4christ. Thanks for reading this.

  2. Redeem yourself at #teens4christ. on The Math Behind the Hybrid Hype · · Score: -1, Troll


                 (_ _)
            ___  (o o)
          _-   -_(   )   CmdrTaco is having me
        /-        O O    for lunch. Having me
       / |       ||      in the arse, also.
      *   ||-___-||
          ~~     ~~

    Think about your breathing. You must
    inhale and exhale manually or suffocate.

  3. SLASHDOT USERS ARE COCKSUCKERS on Dell's Open Source Desktop Systems · · Score: -1, Troll

    I enjoy black butts, butts in my face, butts which haven't been wiped, black dongs in my rectum, big sweaty black balls in my mouth, thick black dongs slapped across my face. I enjoy pressing my face into asses and sniffing them. I can take 2 cocks in my asshole and 3 in my mouth. I lick cocks and butts. I shake my ass in front of people's face before they fuck it hard. I wear a cock ring and enjoy letting people chain me up and piss on me. Redeem yourself at #Teens4Christ. Thanks for reading this. dongs.