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  1. relative terms on Laser Powers Lockheed Martin's Stalker Drone For 48 Hours · · Score: 4, Funny

    <LMT> "Stalker is a small... it's only half the size of a predator drone!"
    <guy> "Oh?... How large is a predator drone?"
    <LMT> "The size of a bus."

  2. solution on Bye ACTA, Hello CETA · · Score: 1

    pass (new) legislation that expressly protects from this bullshit that they keep reframing. at least that way you can point out that new BS bill X contradicts a bill that _they_ passed.

  3. oh no! on UK Considering Automatic Web Filtering For Adult Content · · Score: 1

    now kids wont be able to see youtube videos of my cats playing. perhaps "pussy on pussy action" wasnt the best choice of titles.

  4. what's the worst that could happen? on Army Creates a Directed Lightning Bolt Weapon · · Score: 1

    i mean, it's not like they are playing with fire.

  5. a better title: on Firm Threatens To Sue Consumer Websites For Harrassment · · Score: 1

    Shady Business Cries Foul on Consumer Rights Group

    bias? whatever do you mean? ;)

  6. Re:Apple scores a win against Samsung on U.S. Judge Grants Apple Injunction Against Samsung Galaxy Tab · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, does somebody keep the scores? How many points so far for both sides?
    I.e. who's wining?

    Lawyers: 9310293 -- Humans: 0

  7. better idea on Robots To Search for Amelia Earhart's Lost Plane · · Score: 1

    instead of looking for a single object, why not build an obscenely large army of bots with lots of different sensors to map the ocean floors. you would find plenty of cool stuff in the process like new sea creatures, lots of lost aircraft/seacraft and sunken treasure.

  8. it's not ARMs fault on ARM, Intel Battle Heats Up · · Score: 1

    it's Intel that's heating up this battle. someone should watercool Intel before they overheat.

  9. good in concept on California Considers DNA Privacy Law · · Score: 4, Informative

    the issue here is NOT about having DNA on file, it's having DNA on file that can be associated with an individual. having tons of DNA data with a full medical history's for each sample would be super awesome for research. research doesnt need names of people, just information/associations with other real world factors. however, if you can be associated with a particular sample then there are a lot of bad guys out there (and good guys with bad ideas) that would love to get their hands on that kind of information.

    i'm not ok with the government having DNA on file in a way that gives a direct association. so having DNA_Sequence=Plummer_Joe is bad. what i am ok is with them storing a hash result using my DNA as a key. HashFunction(DNA_Sequence)=9je4H2 and Plummer_Joe=9je4H2 is ok. that way if they actually have DNA (evidence), they can look people up but they cant get DNA arbitrarily.

    also, "asking" for DNA by a company should be as illegal as the whole facebook password thing. as a precaution, i'm deleting my DNA.

    it's just too bad that the only thing a politician will understand about a hash is that they "didnt't inhale"

  10. the real story on UK Gov't Reneges On Open Source Promise For Cloudstore 2.0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    what they said:

    "We had said that we wanted to move to an open source solution but it has not been possible to do so in this version of CloudStore,” said a Cabinet Office spokesperson.

    the truth:

    "We said it would be open source but it was inconvenient for us and we have no legal obligation to actually follow through on any promises we made to the public," said a rat.

  11. what a gyp! on Robots Go Wild at the USFIRST.org Robotics Competition (Video) · · Score: 1

    i watched this because i was told "Robots Go Wild" and yet there were no robo-boobies. what the hell?

  12. well duh on Satellite System Will Speed Up Tsunami Warnings · · Score: 1

    of course they are going to know when there is going to be a tsunami when the satellites start shooting lasers off the coast of small islands.

    "We can provide protection from tsunamis by tellin' yous guys when they gonna hit. it would be a shame if something were to happen to this nice unprotected island. Isn't that right Tony?"
    "Yeah boss, it'd be a real shame."

  13. just the start of things on Frogger Synchronized To Real-Life Traffic · · Score: 2

    i cant wait for GTA 3 based on real life. "Intellectual Property infringement: 3 stars!"

  14. Better link: on Coursera: Dozens of Free, Massive, and Open Online Courses · · Score: 2

    same article without a paywall: post-gazette site

  15. ignoring the bigger problem on Congress' Gulf Oil Spill Response Given a 'D' By Commissioners · · Score: 1

    congressional approval is the worst ever. nobody thinks they are doing a job.

    Congress gets an F.

  16. this is it. on End of Windows XP Support Era Signals Beginning of Security Nightmare · · Score: 1

    this is your real Microsoft Windows Genuine Advantage: an ultimatum to upgrade or be abandoned with no way to fix future issues.

    long live linux.

  17. what's the worse that could happen? on Project Basecamp Adds Stuxnet-Like Attacks To Metasploit · · Score: 2

    no seriously, think about it.

  18. it just needs to work a little bit longer on NASA's Kepler Mission Extended For Two Years · · Score: 1

    ... and then we'll bring it home for doing a good job. we promise.

  19. only the good? on Ashton Kutcher To Play Steve Jobs In Upcoming Film · · Score: 1

    i get the feeling this film is going to leave out the unflattering parts of what he did and did not do in his lifetime. got absurd amounts of money? help some people with it!

  20. MUAHAHAHAHA on Federal Judge Rules P2P Users Aren't In a Conspiracy · · Score: 1

    our plan is working perfectly.

  21. Re:Not held in contempt? on Judge Allows Bradley Manning Supporter To Sue Government Over Border Search · · Score: 1

    dude, you're in jail too?! btw, the food suck here, amirite?

  22. In the immortal words of Admiral Ackbar: on YouTube Partially Unblocked In China · · Score: 2

    IT'S A TRAP!

  23. data out of date on Munich Has Saved €4M So Far After Switch To Linux · · Score: 1

    they should update their database. i found this on Bing so it's legit for sure.

    > UPDATE GetTheFacts savings=-999999999 WHERE vendor != "Microsoft";
    > SELECT vendor, savings FROM GetTheFacts;

  24. In short: on UK's Largest Specialist Video Games Retailer Enters Administration · · Score: 5, Funny

    Video Game Retailer Modded "Redundant -1"

  25. Re:But... on Drug Turns Immune System Against All Tumor Types · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Sure, but in the cases where it works you eventually come away neither dead nor wishing you were dead. So your options are

    A. Take the drugs, wish you were dead, then get better, then feel fine

    B. Don't take the drugs. Be actually dead.

    ahem...
    C. Don't take the drugs. Be actually dead. Come back for BRAAAAAINS!.