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  1. Communication on Google Geek's Photos of the Famous · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder if he was able to understand the words that came out of Chris Tuckers' mouth.
    http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/viewPhoto?uname=cha demeng&aid=5057433436812075729&iid=505759944588800 0946

  2. Job on Big Box Store Reps Push Unnecessary Recovery Discs · · Score: 1

    How do I get hired at one of these places, I'm tired of making peanuts.

  3. Re:CCTV on Thieves Hacking Security Cameras? · · Score: 0

    Thanks, that was fucking hilarious.
    I'll be laughing all day about that one.

  4. Re:CCTV on Thieves Hacking Security Cameras? · · Score: 1

    The cameras in the Subway (sandwich stores) my brother worked at years ago are wired to the internet.
    Knowing that his boss could see what he was doing at any given moment, my brother didn't slack off much at that store.

  5. Re:Upkeep on LiveJournal Says Users are Responsible for Content of Links · · Score: 1

    A baby had to drown before people knew they couldn't leave them in the bathtub unattended, it wasn't a piece of knowledge humans were born knowing.

    Links are the new babies.

  6. Re:Upkeep on LiveJournal Says Users are Responsible for Content of Links · · Score: 1

    I like my metaphor, it's straight & to the point.

  7. Upkeep on LiveJournal Says Users are Responsible for Content of Links · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What do you mean I'm responsible for the baby dieing in the tub, she was alive when I put her in there.

  8. Re:Mom! on US Teen Trades Hacked iPhone for Nissan 350Z · · Score: 1

    It's still better than getting a bill for $30K & still having to pay taxes in some form on top of that.

  9. Re:uhg on US Teen Trades Hacked iPhone for Nissan 350Z · · Score: 1

    The greenish coloring suggests it's actually more than a day old.

  10. Company Image on Don't Let Your Boss Catch You Reading This · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because in todays economy, it's not how good you are, it's how good you look.

    If I look like I'm working, logicly, the company must also look like it's doing good, right ?

  11. Evidence destruction ? on TorrentSpy Must Preserve Data In RAM For MPAA · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Does this mean that turning a computer off could be considered destruction of, or tampering with, evidence ?

  12. Re:Ounce of Prevention on The US Rural Broadband Crisis · · Score: 1

    I am amazed that not one person found that funny.

  13. Re:Ounce of Prevention on The US Rural Broadband Crisis · · Score: 0, Troll

    I will sleep better at nite knowing the ass-raping I recieved to get my website built wasn't spent on expensive hookers, it was just spent on somthing stupid.

  14. Reaction/Resolution Times on System Admin's Unit of Production? · · Score: 1

    Average time taken to react to, & resolve issues.

  15. $420 Million Webpage on U of CA Constructs 220 Million Pixel Display · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just in time for my $420 million webpage.

  16. Re:meth on Drug Testing Entire Cities at Once · · Score: 1

    Ironicly, every meth user I've ever met had a great job that ended up going down the toilet as they tried to "catch up" by doing more & more meth.

    Each being construction contractors, everything from concrete to roofing, they were under the illusion that they were getting more done on meth, when in reality they were just doing more work resulting in lower quality results.

  17. Re:Tracing Of Users? on Drug Testing Entire Cities at Once · · Score: 1

    Dude I play croquet out there !

  18. Re:but..... on Drug Testing Entire Cities at Once · · Score: 1

    Then what do we do with all the drugs ?

  19. Re:So... on Another Way To Erase Memories · · Score: 1

    one bad note and all of a sudden you couldn't continue from where you were without going all the way back to the start

    There's people who can recover, kids seem to be especially good at it.
  20. Re:Is this a joke? on Linux Foundation Calls for 'Respect for Microsoft' · · Score: 1

    Takes one to know one. :)

  21. Re:Is that all they're offering? on Google Rolls Out Online Storage Services · · Score: 1

    Pair of flipflops from OldNavy.com - $2
    Pair of knockoff Gucci heels from ******.com - $20
    Pointing out your flipflops in the photo of a stripper blowing you in her knockoff Gucci heels to your buddies, priceless.


    Some things money can't buy...

  22. As with all knockoffs on Chinese Pirates Copy iPhone, Make Improvements · · Score: 2, Funny

    iGroan.

  23. Re:Interference Prevention on FCC Rejects Cheap/Fast Internet Device · · Score: 1

    The person responsible for that "feature" is definately on my list of people to meet before I die.

  24. Whitespace is fitting on FCC Rejects Cheap/Fast Internet Device · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whatpornifpornallpornwhitespaceporninporncommentsp ornwaspornusedpornlikepornthis ?

  25. Doesn't work in Opera on The Java Popup you Can't Stop · · Score: 1

    It doesn't work when I visit it with Opera 9.

    Oh wait, that's right, I disbled plugins years ago when I read about somthing just like this.