User: neo-mkrey

Re:Terrible

On: P vs. NP Problem Linked To the Quantum Nature of the Universe

Thank you for providing me with my word of the day: wankery.

Not SyFy

On: Wil Wheaton Announces New TV Show

Unless they change their name back to SciFi, I will have nothing to do with that channel.

Severe drought, but irrigated fairways

On: Titanium-Headed Golf Clubs Create Brush Fire Hazard In California

So the severe drought only applies to the 99%, right?

Re:Thanks Jenny

On: Measles Outbreak In NYC

I prefer to call her a cunt -- but to each his own.

She should have just kept her legs open and her mouth shut.

and worth every penny

On: Amazon Hikes Prime Membership Fee

I truly feel I get my money's worth out of this. The same can not said of my overpriced ISP and my overpriced cell phone service.

Re:Lunar orbit?

On: NASA Offers Bounty For Improved Asteroid Detection Algorithms

I was thinking the same thing, except I don't even want them that close. Fling them towards the sun and be done with it.

Re:Because Jenny McCarthy is always right.

On: Pro-Vaccination Efforts May Be Scaring Wary Parents From Shots

I think in this instance she has gone beyond 'stupid bitch' land and into 'stupid cunt' territory.

Re:The answer is simple

On: Pro-Vaccination Efforts May Be Scaring Wary Parents From Shots

I loathe myself for ever self gratifying myself while looking at her Playboy spreads.

Re:Pour water through the branch?

On: Water Filtration With a Tree Branch

Mythbusters recently proved that you can't herd cats.

Re:Why can't we have common sense?

On: Google Fighting Distracted Driver Laws

Answer: "Because 'lawmakers' have to justify their existence."

Re:We're Surrounded by Morons.

On: ISP Fights Causing Netflix Packet Drops

Don't hold back now, tell us how you really feel.

Re:Jello

On: Safety Measures Fail To Stop Fukushima Plant Leaks

So you are advocating the creation of a radioactive gelatinous blob?

I think I saw that movie already.

Re:I hope the payment was cash and not stock

On: WhatsApp: 2nd Biggest Tech Acquisition of All Time

You have more faith in FB stock than I do. I think it will be back down below 40 by the end of the year.

You insensitive clod...

On: Your Next Online Order Could Be Delivered To Your Car's Trunk

I bike to work!

Re:Here in WI we're required to keep a running fau

On: California Fights Drought With Data and Psychology, Yielding 5% Usage Reduction

Thanks! I always appreciate a good XKCD.

Here in WI we're required to keep a running faucet

On: California Fights Drought With Data and Psychology, Yielding 5% Usage Reduction

For the past two weeks the town I live in and many other towns have issued a "please keep one faucet running in your house at all times" plea. This is so that water keeps running through the pipes outside so they done freeze and burst. Pipes that are 14 feet deep, BTW. Tell me more about global warming, please.

Re:This will take a long, long time

On: Game Developers' Quest To Cross the Uncanny Valley

Look no further than young Flynn / Clu from TRON legacy as proof that the Uncanny Valley is alive and well.

Re:Stupid summary

On: Japan's Alleged Death Threat-Making, Cat-Hacking Programmer Says He's Innocent

No, obviously you do not.

Re:What a Surprise

On: "Shark Tank" Competition Used To Select Education Tech

Yes! Yes! and YES!!!

TFS reads like marketing babble

On: DARPA Seeks the Holy Grail of Search Engines

Just how many buzzwords can we fit in here, anyhow?

Re:turn off javascript

On: Target's Data Breach Started With an HVAC Account

NoScript and AdBlock+ are your friends.

R.I.P. /. (1997-2014)

On: The Standards Wars and the Sausage Factory

Sad, really.

time to start a nasty rumor...

On: Is Intel Selling Bay Trail Chips Below Cost?

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Beta, Beta, Beta, Beta, Baked Beans & Beta

On: Amazon's Double-Helix Acquisition Hints At Gaming Console

That one doesn't have much Beta in it.

Re:Why is he unkempt?

On: How Farming Reshaped Our Genomes

That's a long time that women have been nagging men to shave.