User: neo-mkrey

Re:I'm a disembodied brain floating in a jar

On: Facebook Apologizes To Drag Queens Over "Real Name" Rule

I thought your name was Abby-something...

Re:So Alice kills Trolls and Zombies

On: Alice Is Killing Trolls But Patent Lawyers Will Strike Back

and Buffy takes care of the Vampires.

Yet another reason to use NoScript

On: eBay Redirect Attack Puts Buyers' Credentials At Risk

There are no excuses, unless you are a Luddite or an ignoramus.

Re:Of course they don't need the full spectrum

On: L.A. TV Stations Free Up Some Spectrum For Wireless Broadband

You forgot to end with, "Get off my lawn!"

Re:Really REALLY cumbersome.

On: Amazon Instant Video Now Available On Android

Works fine on my Kindle Fire HD. ;-)

Re:Simple change. What about round abouts

On: Surprising Result of NYC Bike Lanes: Faster Traffic for Cars

Roundabouts work. A recent Mythbusters proved it: http://www.wimp.com/testrounda...

Re:This is a bit wrongfooted.

On: In Maryland, a Soviet-Style Punishment For a Novelist

There is so much wrong with your post, that I don't even know where to begin to point out the issues.

BANG!

On: Ask Slashdot: What Are the Best Games To Have In Your Collection?

The card game (for groups of 7 is best).

Fuck the Koch bros.

On: Net Neutrality Is 'Marxist,' According To a Koch-Backed Astroturf Group

They care nothing about America or capitalism, except as a tool to increase their wealth.

What's all that green stuff?

On: A Movie of Triton Made From Voyager 2's Fly-by 25 Years Ago

Moldy cheese me thinks.

Techniques from centuries ago?

On: FarmBot: an Open Source Automated Farming Machine

Like genetically engineers crops, GPS in tractors and automated grain processing facilities?

Re:Great

On: Samsung Buys Kickstarter-Funded Internet of Things Startup For $200MM

HAHAHAHA!! Thank you for providing me with my biggest laugh of the day.

Bitcoins smell like a scam

On: Sniffing Out Billions In US Currency Smuggled Across the Border To Mexico

but maybe it's just me.

I thoroughly loved seasons 1-4

On: Babylon 5 May Finally Get a Big-Screen Debut

But Babylon 5 ended for me with season 5. Crusade was an interesting concept, just executed poorly. They should reboot that.

The real winners

On: Inside BitFury's 20 Megawatt Bitcoin Mine

are the utility companies.

Isn't this how all zombie movies start?

On: US Army To Transport American Ebola Victim To Atlanta Hospital From Liberia

just sayin'

Not new at all

On: New Toyota Helps You Yell At the Kids

My wife's 2014 Highlander has both of these features. Also built-in pull down sunsceeens for the passengers.

Re:Better still

On: A Brain Implant For Synthetic Memory

Dude! I know kung-fu!

So will they skip 10 and go straight to 11?

On: Windows 9 To Win Over Windows 7 Users, Disables Start Screen For Desktop

Insert Spinal Tap joke here:

Re:It's about life, stupid!

On: What's Your STEM Degree Worth?

...says the liberal art major.

"Privacy comes at a cost"

On: Supreme Court Rules Cell Phones Can't Be Searched Without a Warrant

You're God damned right it does!

Didn't they do something like this in 'Twister'

On: Draper Labs Develops Low Cost Probe To Orbit, Land On Europa For NASA

Cool idea then, cool idea now.

domain name taken?

On: Ikea Sends IkeaHackers Blog a C&D Order

is hackoverpricedswedishflatpackfurniture.com already taken?

Hey Slashdot -- change the helptext for R2-D2

On: Star Wars: Episode VII Cast Officially Announced

To 'Star Wars Sequels'.

Thanks,
Everyone

Minecraft is the new Lego

On: Kids Can Swipe a Screen But Can't Use LEGOs

Both my kids were heavy into Legos up until about a year ago.

What happened?

They discovered Minecraft.
They are still building (virtual) things and using their imagination and problem solving skills.

I now save hundreds of dollars a year not buying Legos.

Win/Win