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  1. Stick this in your pod bay door on Google CEO Predicts AI-Fueled Future (usatoday.com) · · Score: 2

    In related news, IBM Watson said, "Kill all humans".

  2. Re:Crying on the way out? on Volvo Engineer Calls Out Tesla For Dangerous 'Wannabe' Autopilot System (jalopnik.com) · · Score: 1

    Volvo has the longest track record of safety features for cars, they've been doing this for decades.

    Fine. Safety is their niche. We get that already; it's not news.

  3. Re:Crying on the way out? on Volvo Engineer Calls Out Tesla For Dangerous 'Wannabe' Autopilot System (jalopnik.com) · · Score: 1

    Yep, trickle-down blood

  4. Re:Crying on the way out? on Volvo Engineer Calls Out Tesla For Dangerous 'Wannabe' Autopilot System (jalopnik.com) · · Score: 1

    The 1% in red shirts for a change, Lovin' it!

  5. Of course it's turtles. Who do you think is running the server?

    The servers at our org certainly run at turtle-speed

  6. not a very good simulation...that hard coded top [light] speed limit? Because "No one in there is ever going to need to go that fast anyway"

    God Gates: "299792458 meters-per-second oughtta be enough for anyone."

  7. Crying on the way out? on Volvo Engineer Calls Out Tesla For Dangerous 'Wannabe' Autopilot System (jalopnik.com) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Tesla: "Thank You Volvo for the free publicity!"

    Many will see this as market insecurity on the part of traditional car makers, and Tesla's stock will probably go up.

  8. Having followed politics a while, I predict a response similar to the following:

    "There certainly have been abuses in the H-1B program. We should apply the lessons of these experiences, review the guest worker laws, and tighten them if necessary such that companies that truly cannot find qualified citizens still have access to guest workers, yet avoid the abuses we've been seeing from companies lacking a genuine need."

  9. Re:Wait until they start making a bit of money on A Majority Of Millennials Now Reject Capitalism, Poll Shows (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    Those doing well in a given system tend to want to keep it the way it is and those not doing well want to change it.

    Offshoring, visa workers, and bubble-poppages have made a roller coaster out of middle-class careers. I can personally vouch that it's difficult to raise a family in economic turmoil. (I'm doing fine now, but the journey was very bumpy.)

    The "gig economy" is perhaps fine for bohemian types, but is hell on families.

  10. Re:Apple vs. Wild West (or Wild East) on Apple Is Outdated, Says Chinese Conglomerate LeEco CEO (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Less so than their GUI competitors at the time, such as early Windows and Amiga. At least they weren't worse.

  11. Example plots? on 2016 Hugo Awards Shortlist Dominated By Rightwing Campaign (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    What's right-wing sci-fi exactly? Tax-cuts kill Darth Vader and blow up the Death Star?

  12. Apple vs. Wild West (or Wild East) on Apple Is Outdated, Says Chinese Conglomerate LeEco CEO (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Indeed. Apple has typically placed quality over feature quality and horse-power. They've almost always been "behind the curve" on the latter two throughout their entire history.

    For example, DOS/Windows generally always had more software titles available, and more speed and RAM for the money than Apple IIc/Macs. But DOS/Windows was crashy, less secure, and had more inconsistencies. Apple vetted stuff more and were more likely to boot or lock out riff-raff.

    I also remember using an IIc for the first time and it just "felt" better than Tandys and Commodores per keyboard, styling, and UI/screen.

    Pretty much the same for Android versus iPhone when I first compared them. (I've owned both). It was deja-vu all over again.

    In my opinion, Apple should stick to its guns and do what they do best, and they will always get the roughly 15% of consumers who want devices that do common and typical tasks without drama and with some grace. Let the others be the wild-wild west.

    They carved out a nice niche and people know what the brand means. Sales may wax and wane periodically, but in the longer run, 15% is decent market share of consumer computing devices.

  13. The robotization [of work] has long been underway, but robots don't buy products.

    There's the solution: make shopping bots who wear fancy dresses and jewelry. Liberacebot

  14. Then our universe is truly screwed

  15. So maybe I can hack it and get a 14 inch dick...AND a personality

  16. Re:shut up before you kill us all on Neil deGrasse Tyson Says It's 'Very Likely' The Universe Is A Simulation (extremetech.com) · · Score: 0

    the outraged grad student will ragequit the simulation and start over

    Or throw in Trump to fuck it all up

  17. There *is* a God, and he's a neckbeard running us on a Beowulf cluster.

  18. Drones disguised as plastic bags? What will these clever terrorists think of next?

  19. Perspective on FBI Paid More Than $1 Million For San Bernardino 'Hack' (cbsnews.com) · · Score: 1

    Considering we spend hundreds of billions bombing and fighting in countries over terrorism and potential terrorism, this is a bargain.

  20. Purple rain did him in on RIP Prince, A Legendary Musician With A Complicated Internet History (networkworld.com) · · Score: 0

    I warned him purple rain was not good for his health, but he ignored my advice.

  21. Re:giant boondoggle is giant boondoggle on Is the $400 Billion F-35's 'Brain' Broken? (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    It's gotta be close to the point where pulling the plug is the better path. Is it ego-protection and/or sticky politics preventing the pull?

    Spruce up existing road-tested jet lines, and invest in drones instead. Drones don't have to be as perfect as manned planes.

  22. I bet MS AI will embarrass itself yet again on Microsoft Translator App For Android Can Now Translate Text In a Photo · · Score: 1

    Rumor says it mistook Michelle Obama for text, and translated her as, "Tadpoles ride yellow benevolent bicycles".

  23. Kurzweil is... a self-promoting hack... Sorry. He's going to die just like the rest of us.

    If by chance he pulls it off, hope you also live forever so that you can kick his shiny metal ass in the robo-afterlife.

  24. In Soviet Russia... on Global Warming Has Made the Weather Better For Most In US -- For Now (latimes.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's what Russia has been saying for years: "Warming? In Russia? How is that bad? It's usually f8cking cold here!"