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Drone Believed To Have Hit British Airways Flight 'May Have Been a Plastic Bag' (telegraph.co.uk)

Reader schwit1 writes: The drone that reportedly hit a British Airways jet earlier this week may have actually been a plastic bag, a minister has said. Transport minister Robert Goodwill admitted authorities had not yet confirmed whether what struck the Airbus A320 was a remote-controlled device. The collision on Sunday night is believed to have been at around 1,700 ft near Richmond Park in south west London, over four times higher than the legal height limit. The Air Accidents Investigation Branch is investigating, alongside the Metropolitan Police. But following his comments today, Mr Goodwill also dismissed calls for tighter rules on drone use to protect against terror threats insisting current rules governing drone use were strong enough.From a Quartz report: Motherboard's Jason Koebler dove into the data the FAA released last August dove into the data the FAA released last August, and found that, among other things, "a 'large vulture,' a 'fast moving gray object,' a 'mini blimp,' a 'red UAS or balloon,' and 'a UFO' were all classified as drones in the FAA's report." This led him to decide that, when it comes to verifiable sightings -- even from trained pilots -- "drones are the new UFOs."

120 comments

  1. Why are they paying editors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, PROOFREAD before you publish!

    1. Re:Why are they paying editors? by MitchDev · · Score: 0

      Who says they are? They have volunteers that do it for "job experience" and "exposure"

  2. It was flying, it was autonomous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's still a drone.

    1. Re:It was flying, it was autonomous by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I know what I'm giving out for the holidays this year!

    2. Re:It was flying, it was autonomous by sycodon · · Score: 3, Funny

      I just got a load of drones from the grocery store yesterday.

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    3. Re:It was flying, it was autonomous by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      It's a bird, it's a bag, it's super drone!

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    4. Re:It was flying, it was autonomous by DriveDog · · Score: 2

      Would you like your drones in paper or plastic?

    5. Re:It was flying, it was autonomous by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Are you sure it wasn't a sparrow? They are flying, and autonomous too.

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    6. Re:It was flying, it was autonomous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      African or European?

  3. So an unidentified flying object was a UFO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Preposterous.

    1. Re:So an unidentified flying object was a UFO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posterous

    2. Re:So an unidentified flying object was a UFO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Postposterous

  4. How does a plastic bag get to 1700 feet? by Viol8 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Tornado in London? Don't think so.

    A kids helium balloon maybe.

    1. Re:How does a plastic bag get to 1700 feet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      updrafts go up higher than 1700 feet

    2. Re:How does a plastic bag get to 1700 feet? by wbr1 · · Score: 1

      I have had papers slip out of my hand in a gust on a clear summer day fly up well over 1000 ft.

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    3. Re:How does a plastic bag get to 1700 feet? by Deadstick · · Score: 2

      No tornado needed, just a thermal updraft. I routinely fly my sailplane to 10,000 feet or more on thermal lift...my area gets stronger ones than Britain usually does, but they have a very active soaring community too.

      Ever see a dust devil? That's a thermal.

    4. Re:How does a plastic bag get to 1700 feet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How on earth did you measure that? Did the paper fall back down and tell you how high it went? Even if you managed to keep it in sight, can you really tell the difference between 300ft and 1000ft?

    5. Re:How does a plastic bag get to 1700 feet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did these papers have an altimeter? Or were they HUGE? A standard Letter or A4 piece of paper would be almost impossible to spot even for a queued observer.

    6. Re:How does a plastic bag get to 1700 feet? by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why would you want to fly a drone costing hundreds/thousands of dollars 1700 feet?
      That is the part about all this Rogue Dronery the fact that these things are not cheap, why would you want to risk them for general hooliganism.

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    7. Re:How does a plastic bag get to 1700 feet? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Cued observer, as in cued in to what to look for?

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    8. Re:How does a plastic bag get to 1700 feet? by sjames · · Score: 1

      You would be amazed. No tornado in London, surely but how about a small vortex in the corner of a building just about strong enough to lift a plastic bag?

    9. Re:How does a plastic bag get to 1700 feet? by quantizationnoise · · Score: 2, Informative

      Updrafts can go extremely high. How high depends on various atmospheric conditions but 1700 is nothing even on a bad day. Just look at a cumulus cloud and chances are you're seeing the top of an "updraft". I've seen bags and misc light trash while flying around 12,000 ft before.

    10. Re:How does a plastic bag get to 1700 feet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easily. As a glider pilot, I can confirm that thermal updrafts go from the ground all the way up to the
      cumulus cloud base (often 6000ft+ above ground), and can reach vertical speeds of 5 m/s+,
      well above the typical sink rate of a plastic bag.

      As a recent visitor to the UK, I can confirm that the country is a dump. The amount of trash in cities and next to roads and railway lines is mind-boggling.

      Incidentally, I was flying today and Air Traffic Control gave me a drone sighting warning at 3'800 feet. Must be an epidemic.

    11. Re:How does a plastic bag get to 1700 feet? by meerling · · Score: 1

      We used to fly plastic bags with a small piece of aluminum foil and a birthday candle to heat the air. Ok, so there was a little bit of tape involved as well.
      It doesn't take much to make those things float up and out of sight. Ants have blown to the top of the Empire State building, so a 1700 foot altitude plastic bag is pretty believable.

    12. Re:How does a plastic bag get to 1700 feet? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Drones set up to broadcast video should be detectable with the right gear. I am sure Thales would sell you an integrated drone detector for a few hundred kEUR.

    13. Re:How does a plastic bag get to 1700 feet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I have had papers slip out of my hand in a gust on a clear summer day fly up well over 1000 ft."

      Yeah, not vertically. Next time hold on to your rolling papers.

  5. BAN plastic bag! *twitch* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's it, we gotta act now! *kneejerk* BAN PLASTIC BAGS! :P
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    ohh... wait....some countries are already doing that, no? :D

    1. Re:BAN plastic bag! *twitch* by Aighearach · · Score: 2

      My city banned stores from giving them out a few years ago. It is a much more pleasant world without them. We allow paper bags, but the store is required to charge 5 cents each for them.

      Before the ban, stores were practically forcing plastic bags on me, even when I didn't need them. Because clerks are lazy and distracted. Now, people bring their own bags most of the time, and if they forget it only costs them 5 cents. The streets aren't littered with an excess of bags anymore. The doom and gloom the store owners predicted? Never happened, the same as the doom and gloom business owners predict for everything else that involves small changes.

    2. Re:BAN plastic bag! *twitch* by stackOVFL · · Score: 1

      5 cents is a deal. Here we're charging 10 cents but that's not the reason I write.

      I went into a Vons here awhile back with my nice canvas bags. I had the bags in my cart and turned to grab something. When I turned back around maybe a few seconds later someone had stolen my canvas bags!

      When I thought about it I figured out that each bag cost be $7.50 (they ARE nice bags). Given that, I use maybe two bags per trip to the store and do that twice a week. So, 0.10*2*2*4 = $1.60/month. So in replacing my bags that were stolen it points out either I better buy cheaper canvas bags or simply buy the plastic ones. I'm loosing money here hand over fist!

      It did eventually dawn on me to use those cheapo carabiners to clip my bags to the cart :P

    3. Re:BAN plastic bag! *twitch* by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      If I have a cart, I put my bags under the cart on that shelf that was apparently made for cases of beer and sugardrink.

      I made my wife a fancy canvas bag, but she uses it as a purse. Oops. I guess there is about a $5 limit before a bag becomes impractical for shopping.

    4. Re:BAN plastic bag! *twitch* by Macdude · · Score: 1

      I bought a couple of dozen cloth bags a while ago (likely not as nice as your bags) for 9 cents each. I'm ahead of the curve on their first use.

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    5. Re:BAN plastic bag! *twitch* by DriveDog · · Score: 1

      Saw this sig the other day, think it applies in this case: Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.

    6. Re:BAN plastic bag! *twitch* by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      You don't have to just stand by, you can also get busy lamenting or prognosticating.

  6. At least UFO was an apt description by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Tho people think they mean aliens when they here UFO pilots reporting thing as a UFO just makes sense, it was flying and they didnt know what it was.

  7. BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Mr Goodwill also dismissed calls for tighter rules on drone use to protect against terror threats insisting current rules governing drone use were strong enough.

    Bullshit.

    This is Britain. I don't believe for a second ANYONE in government believes ANY rules is EVER "strong enough".

    1. Re:BS by djsmiley · · Score: 0

      I think his name is a trap too!

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  8. Translation by DRJlaw · · Score: 1

    "And indeed the early reports of a dent in the front of the plane were not confirmed - there was no actual damage to the plane and there's indeed some speculation that it may have even been a plastic bag or something.

    "I've not actually landed a 747 at Heathrow but I've landed the simulator and the pilot has a lot of other things to concentrate on so we're not quite sure what they saw so I think we should maybe not overreact too much."

    People far more qualified than I have reported their firsthand knowledge (but not certainty) concerning a fact.

    But I am awesome. I played with a simulator once, and it was hard. Therefore it must be hard for less awesome people even if they fly actual aircraft routinely for a career.

    Other people who have absolutely no firsthand knowledge have speculated that it was a plastic bag. I'm totally onboard with that.

    Look over there, a squirrel!

  9. It may have been a parrot, Mr. Prime Minister by NotDrWho · · Score: 1

    A parrot?

    Aye sir, it's resting now.

    Resting? You mean it wasn't killed?

    No sir, it's just pining for the fjords.

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  10. Clever by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    Drones disguised as plastic bags? What will these clever terrorists think of next?

    1. Re:Clever by MindPrison · · Score: 1

      What will these clever terrorists think of next?

      Laser pointers disguised as flash-lights!

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  11. But... by MitchDev · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If a terrorist wants to use a drone to attack a plane, what regulation is going to stop them? They already are looking at breaking murder laws, so why would they care about drone laws?

    1. Re:But... by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Same logic as with the CCTVs.

      "That's going to protect us from the terrorists."
      "Erh... how?"
      "Well, we can see them!"
      "They don't care, they blow themselves to kingdom come anyway, you think they worry about us being able to prosecute them?"
      "But we'll KNOW when they're doing it!"
      "Erh... I thought the big bad KABLAMMO gave that away anyway..."

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    2. Re:But... by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      If a terrorist wants to use a drone to attack a plane, what regulation is going to stop them?

      The regulation that says that no drones may be flying within a few miles of an airstrip, regardless of intent. Then when they pull out the drone and start prepping it to fly, they get arrested then, rather than after their drone ran into an engine intake.

      They already are looking at breaking murder laws, so why would they care about drone laws?

      They won't care about the punishment for breaking drone laws, but violating the drone laws allows law enforcement to see what exactly they're up to, which may interrupt their other plans.

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    3. Re:But... by twotacocombo · · Score: 1

      If a terrorist wants to use a drone to attack a plane, what regulation is going to stop them? They already are looking at breaking murder laws, so why would they care about drone laws?

      Laws like this have nothing to do with preventing crime. It's all about control of the people, and the appearance of "doing something" without all the inconvenience of actually having to do something. This is the same argument we have about gun laws in the states. It's already illegal to shoot someone, so how are more gun laws going to stop that? But they keep passing more restrictive laws banning the use or possession of this and that, without addressing the underlying problems. They banned texting while driving here, and the problem has absolutely gotten worse year after year. Politicians are woefully ill equipped to deal with real world social problems.

    4. Re:But... by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's more like laws in general. The law itself cannot prevent a crime. The law just provides an avenue to pursue justice after the crime has been committed. There is a deterrent effect, as well, but that's truly not the primary purpose. Same with CCTVs. They don't prevent crime, but they do provide an avenue to pursue justice by providing evidence of the crime and the perpetrators. We may debate whether or not CCTVs are an overstep of government authority in the name of security, like guns, they are merely a tool.

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    5. Re:But... by Frank+Burly · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that the video footage from the terrorist attacks in Belgium did not help investigators figure out what happened, or that this investigatory benefit is not worth invading the privacy of people as they walk around in public?

    6. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry. The U.S. government is busy drawing up new flying plastic bag regulations.

    7. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Video footage of suicide bombings does nothing to stop suicide bombings because they have already happened. The arrow of time is one way. Policies to control and record the goings on of the masses has noting to do with terrorists and everything to do with increasing power against the general populace.

    8. Re:But... by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In other words, the legislative provides more and more laws that you can less and less obey, and the cameras provide the footage to ensure we WILL find something to tack to you if we need to silence you.

      Did I get that right?

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    9. Re:But... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The moment a CCTV can actually stop someone from killing me we can talk about their value. Why should I give half a shit if you find the guy that killed me? I'm dead, most likely blown to pieces that I couldn't even give a shit if I really wanted to, for my guts are somewhere up on the lamp post.

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    10. Re:But... by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      A CCTV can prevent the second murder, not the first. But preventing the second murder is arguably better than preventing none at all.

      It depends on your assumptions. You seem to be basing your reality predictions on the premise that all people are equally likely to commit murder. Most measurements of objective reality seem to indicate that a tiny minority of the population commit most murders, and most crimes are committed by repeat offenders. A CCTV can prevent a repeat, or at least decrease the frequency of repeat, as the pattern seems to be murder -> arrest -> jail -> release -> murder -> arrest -> jail -> release -> murder -> arrest -> jail -> release -> etc...

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    11. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except they don't all blow themselves up. See what's happened in Europe recently. There's many terrorists still alive that haven't blown themselves up that have been caught on camera.

    12. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These laws aren't about malicious use (although certainly they will be stacked on by eager prosecutors in such a case). These laws are to prevent kids or unthinking adults from doing hazardous negligent things. Same reason we have laws against discharging firearms in certain populated areas. It doesn't keep the criminals from shooting people. It keeps me from accidentally shooting my neighbor because I thought it was a good idea to have target practice in a packed subdivision. Of course you probably knew all that anyways and just wanted to make a shallow joke at the gun community.

    13. Re:But... by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Yep, you see the truth that so many others are wilfully ignorant of...
      Pass so many laws that EVERYONE is a lawbreaker and can be arrested at any time...

    14. Re:But... by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      You naive SJWs are so cute...

    15. Re:But... by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      No, it's done VERY purposefully.
      There are so many laws between local cities/villages/towns, counties, states, and federal that EVERYONE is guilty of something whether they realize it or not...

    16. Re:But... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      "If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him."

      Allegedly Cardinal Richelieu said that. It could have been a contemporary judge, though, source is disputed.

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    17. Re:But... by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      For suicide bombers, CCTVs are a waste, for a criminal that just wants to steal or vanadlize and survive and not get identified or caught on the other hand...

    18. Re:But... by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

      Sure, if that makes you feel better. Most of us think CCTVs are an overstep, but that's not the point. I was merely pointing out that the Laws, in and of themselves, don't necessarily prevent crime; they only provide an avenue to pursue justice. Again, we can debate the merits of CCTV surveillance (and I fall firmly in the camp of "jesus fucking christ, this shit is obnoxious"), but your hyperbole is rather tiring.

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  12. TIME FOR ACTION! by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    WE need a national registry of plastic bags! have licenses issues where all plastic bags should carry the license number of the person that owns it!

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    1. Re:TIME FOR ACTION! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

      Definitely serial numbers on each bag, and no bags without a government ID. We'll get you, my pretty!

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    2. Re:TIME FOR ACTION! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing California is voting to outlaw these plane crashing devices!

    3. Re:TIME FOR ACTION! by Bartles · · Score: 1

      They're outlawing them because they have been found to cause cancer in California.

    4. Re:TIME FOR ACTION! by mobby_6kl · · Score: 2

      Careful there, you do know some people want to ban plastic bags for real, right? No need to give them any more ideas.

    5. Re:TIME FOR ACTION! by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Careful there, you do know some people want to ban plastic bags for real, right?

      Careful there, you do know that many locations have ALREADY banned plastic bags for real, right? Plastic bags are banned in my city, San Jose CA. They are also banned in San Francisco (of course) and the entire state of Hawaii.

      I carry a cardboard box, and a few reusable fabric bags in my car. The bag ban is no big deal, and I think is is probably a good idea. It seems to have reduced visible litter. In Hawaii, the number of sea turtles killed after ingesting plastic bags, which look like jellyfish, has declined since the ban was imposed.

    6. Re:TIME FOR ACTION! by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Careful!! That *IS* a government make-work job for the public sector; and what better way than to spend money on a whole new cluster of servers at a dedicated data center that does nothing, and I mean absolutely NOTHING but track serial numbers for plastic bags. I shit you not, that's exactly that kind of bloat and corruption that would occur. Oh, and I'm sure HP or Dell would give the public official a nice little bonus for it, if you know what I mean.

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    7. Re:TIME FOR ACTION! by russotto · · Score: 1

      This is one of the few reasons it is good to live in New Jersey. Some newbie legislator proposes a plastic bag ban, claims it's good for the environment. The legislature has a little chuckle and one of his colleagues takes him aside and says "Look, I know you mean well, but this is New Jersey. Have you SEEN the environment? Covering the place with plastic bags could only be an improvement".

  13. Are we even sure it was an Airbus? by twotacocombo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's amazing how many of these "sensational" stories eventually (and sometimes quickly) fall apart. The race to be first post has really made modern journalism nothing more than a professional game of crying wolf. Unless there's clear video of the actual event happening, it's all suspect at this point, and even video needs to be carefully scrutinized in this day and age.

    1. Re:Are we even sure it was an Airbus? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      The race to be first post has really made modern journalism nothing more than a professional game of crying wolf.

      True, except for the "modern" part. There is nothing new about rushing to publish. Just ask President Dewey.

  14. New regulations won't be effective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I don't think new regulations will be effective. I speak from the point of view of someone in the US.

    The rules are pretty illogical here. A drone that weighs two points is regulated the same way as a drone that weighs 50 points. Obviously, one of these is a much larger collision risk than the other. It also doesn't take into account the propulsion. A drone with a small jet engine can travel a lot faster than a simple quadcopter, and therefore can have more momentum to cause greater damage. Yet both are regulated the same way. The regulations are generally based on whether the drone weighs more than 55 pounds and whether it's being flown for recreational use. We need more common sense and we need to educate people.

    I don't think people are generally malicious. They're far more likely to be ignorant of rules or they don't actually think their toy drone can cause damage. People might take the regulations seriously if they were based around common sense, as I discussed in the above paragraph. Also, people need to be better educated about what the rules are and how drones can actually be dangerous. Everyone knows what a car crash test looks like. Something similar showing the damage a drone can cause might change people's minds. People are mostly aware that the FAA wants them to register their drones. They've certainly been told that drones can be dangerous to aircraft, but I don't think people truly believe it enough to modify their behavior.

    Continually restricting drone flights probably won't change behavior. If the changes are to more common sense restrictions, people might take them more seriously. There will be people who want to cause harm with drones, and regulations aren't going to stop them. One of the smartest things we could do is research how to make aircraft more resilient to collisions with drones.

    Finally, let people do things like film fireworks displays with drones. There was a story last year about the FAA cracking down on someone using a drone to film fireworks and then posting the video to Youtube. This is really stupid. It doesn't hurt anyone if the person makes a bit of money filming a fireworks display with a drone. And there shouldn't have been any manned aircraft around the display, either. The responsible thing is to issue a NOTAM so aircraft avoid fireworks, which are already hazardous to aircraft. Fireworks displays are supposed to be launched away from people, so a drone near the display shouldn't be a hazard to anyone. Again, we need common sense rules.

    1. Re:New regulations won't be effective by ooloorie · · Score: 1

      The regulations will be very effective in what they are intended to accomplish: expand the power of regulators and police to arrest, charge, and fine you at their whim; create a government monopoly on information; require government approval and fees for starting new businesses They won't increase public safety or reduce terrorism, but that was never the point.

    2. Re:New regulations won't be effective by Nehmo · · Score: 1

      The regulations will be very effective in what they are intended to accomplish: expand the power of regulators and police to arrest, charge, and fine you at their whim; create a government monopoly on information; require government approval and fees for starting new businesses They won't increase public safety or reduce terrorism, but that was never the point.

      I agree, but other than to continue my personal rebellion of only yielding when I must, I can't see much of a way to fight. I'm open to suggestions, though.

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    3. Re:New regulations won't be effective by ooloorie · · Score: 1

      I agree, but other than to continue my personal rebellion of only yielding when I must, I can't see much of a way to fight. I'm open to suggestions, though.

      Be creative. Make stuff that pushes boundaries while not violating the letter of the law. Demonstrate the absurdity of the regulations through culture jamming.

    4. Re:New regulations won't be effective by Nehmo · · Score: 1

      Be creative. Make stuff that pushes boundaries while not violating the letter of the law. Demonstrate the absurdity of the regulations through culture jamming.

      I don't know what culture jamming is.

      Well, right now I have a $600 fine to pay or else I go to jail. The people who will get the money are as corrupt and vicious as they come. I won't name them (using my real name), because they can easily retaliate (and they have guns), but it's a small municipal government. I could avoid paying if I leave the state. If I were a bit richer/more mobile, I'd do it.

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    5. Re:New regulations won't be effective by ooloorie · · Score: 1

      Sorry to hear that. If you actually and clearly violated drone regulations, it's probably hard to get out of.

      What I was suggesting was creative ways of protesting such laws and demonstrates how arbitrary they are without actually breaking them. Generally, I wouldn't advise breaking laws, even the obviously bad ones.

  15. Motherboard's Jason Koebler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So this guy looked at an FAA report from last August and saw that a bag would be classified as a UFO in the USA. Then he makes the leap that the object reported by the pilots in England as a drone might be a bag. Really?

    There is no connection at all between the FAA report and the strike in London.

    1. Re:Motherboard's Jason Koebler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new....

      It's the local police who called it a drone strike first, with no evidence to back that claim up.

    2. Re:Motherboard's Jason Koebler by Frank+Burly · · Score: 2

      Yes, the headline treats fact as speculation: "Drone Believed To Have Hit British Airways Flight" [There is no reason to doubt that *something* struck the plane; only the drone-ness of the object is unconfirmed], and then speculation as fact "'May Have Been a Plastic Bag' (telegraph.co.uk)" with no evidence.

    3. Re:Motherboard's Jason Koebler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was the local police force that tweeted that they had a report of a drone striking an aircraft.

      The police didn't call it a drone, they were told it was a drone.

    4. Re:Motherboard's Jason Koebler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Virtually the whole headline was is speculation, rather than fact. Only one part of it isn't labeled as such.

      Speculation: Drone...
      No evidence to suggest that the unknown object was actually a drone

      Speculation: ...Believed to have hit..
      They *think* it hit the flight, but actually have no evidence of the impact

      Fact: ...British Airways Flight...
      This is the one piece of solid, confirmed information in the headline.

      Speculation: ...May Have Been a Plastic Bag
      The complete lack of damage to the plane (not even any scratches or scuff marks), supports a non-rigid, low-mass object.

  16. It was Black Bag, the Faithful Border Bin Liner by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1
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  17. Small UFOs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our Aliens overlords flying in space plastic bags to not arouse suspicions

  18. Easy mistake with what pilots have to think about by JoeyRox · · Score: 1

    Landing a large commercial jet is hard when people on the ground are shinning laser pointers into the cabin, and passengers cell phones' are disrupting the instruments, and Li-ion batteries are burning a hole in the cargo hold, and that hot, new, red-headed stewardess you're trying to bang.

  19. Who cares about facts? by ooloorie · · Score: 2

    Ban private drones anyway! They take the jobs of good, hard working delivery drivers! They might be used to spy on children! They are technology and Google and Amazon like them, so they must be evil! Get out the pitchforks!

  20. Countermeasures by ZeldorBlat · · Score: 2

    I propose that all plastic bags be registered with the FAA to prevent this sort of thing from happening again. If you are under 13, you must have your parents register your plastic bag instead.

  21. Holy fuck you people are stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A UFO is, by definition, something that's 1) flying and 2) not identified. Clearly whatever struck the plane was flying up around 1,700 feet above ground level. If it's not known whether the object was a remotely piloted drone or a plastic bag, it is an unidentified object. By definition, it is an unidentified flying object. My god you people are fucking stupid if you can't figure that out.

  22. How do we know it's not aliens? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they use plastic bags as their spaceships to be incognito.

    1700ft doesn't seem natural for a plastic bag, unless there was a Category 5 hurricane or an F5 Tornado.
    We should asks the RAF to investigate so that The Ministry of Defence can says that they "will no longer
    investigate UFO sightings after ruling there is “no evidence” they pose a threat to the UK" again.

  23. Re:Easy mistake with what pilots have to think abo by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

    >> hot, new, red-headed stewardess you're trying to bang

    You may want to switch positions before final then.

  24. Re:Easy mistake with what pilots have to think abo by JMZero · · Score: 1

    Good thing they're shinning. Don't want to get sued.

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  25. Are there no boundary layers by petes_PoV · · Score: 1

    I had the impression that planes had a layer of laminar flow around the fuselage. So something like a 10gram plastic bag wouldn't actually make contact with the bodywork. Would you even expect a lightweight drone to get through that layer?

    I can see that a heavy drone (one with enough battery power to lift it to 1700 ft might do, but if so, you'd definitely see a mark on the side.

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    1. Re:Are there no boundary layers by Macdude · · Score: 1

      It's not a worry that the drone will hit the plane, it's that the drone will get sucked into the engine.

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  26. Or it may have been a commercial drone test by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    But we'll never know.

    Because if it was a commercial test of drone delivery and it strayed in and hit a small jet, they'll never admit that it's really really stupid to fly drones anywhere.

    Except for the ones I helped build for Boeing. Those are supposed to kill people. That's their job.

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  27. most likely a kite by known_coward_69 · · Score: 2

    i was driving near JFK Airport last weekend and saw a few kites up in the air that could have been around 1700 feet close to the final approach path for one of the runways.

    1. Re:most likely a kite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1700 feet? Was the kite the size of a small Cessna?

    2. Re:most likely a kite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "1700 feet" is a reference to altitude. Or it ought to be, this being an aviation-related article.

  28. shesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Appears to, may have, could have been...

    If a jet hits a drone there is going to be some evidence of it. For God's sake is there a dent or not?

    It is such a serious problem, yet they can't even tell if it even happened ?!?

  29. Buwahahahaahahaahahaa! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I assume that all the stories out there shouting about how this proves that Drones need to be regulated will now retracted? I laugh but this shows a disturbing trend in media/government, to jump into a story/issue with little to no evidence that the story/issue actually exists. It also seems to show that someone is directing the narrative in media all too much these days, as there is little debate in most of the articles.

  30. Shamefool loophole in regulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no registration requirement AT ALL for plastic bags!

  31. the "sharing economy" by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Or you could just save $$$ by stealing someone else's bags.


    Also, today I learned we need to register leaf blowers and plastic shopping bags or else the terrorists win.

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  32. We must Register all Plastic Bags with the FAA now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This threat cannot be tolerated!

  33. But whatabought - Plastic Bag Owners Rights ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its the god given right for all men to carry a plastic bag.

    1. Re:But whatabought - Plastic Bag Owners Rights ? by anegg · · Score: 1

      Of course it is, by corollary to the Second Amendment - everyone needs something in which to bear their arms when exercising that right, and outlawing plastic bags would surely infringe on that right.

    2. Re:But whatabought - Plastic Bag Owners Rights ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Concealed Plastic Bags?

  34. Think that is a surprising twist. . . by Idou · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wait until announce that the "airplane" was also actually a slightly larger and faster moving plastic bag. . .

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  35. Re:Easy mistake with what pilots have to think abo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Deltalina?

    captcha: satisfy

  36. Scofflaws piloting plastic bags! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need plastic bag registration, and fines for flying plastic bags near airports.
    Also some sort of plastic bag pilot training.

    Seriously - before someone gets killed.

  37. Re:THEY DONT KNOW YET!? by scsirob · · Score: 1

    This is a feeble attempt to downplay the incident. They simply don't know yet. So the guy says "It might as well have been a plastic bag" and the next headlines are "Plastic bag mistaken for drone", "Drone incident is plastic bag".

    Media including /. are so bloody eager to have the first scoop, facts and details are just annoying.

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  38. Tagged: ROFLcopter by samwichse · · Score: 1

    See subject.

  39. Ban Private Drone Ownership Anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too many drone operators can't handle the responsibility and do stupid things. Many of them are pervs that want to creep on women and children as well. The time to take their toys away is now.

  40. If I were a commercial pilot... by ZNetracer · · Score: 1

    My U.F.O. report would read: "Drone". Yup. At 30,000 Ft we saw a circular, um, "Drone", flying dangerously close to our aircraft. Yup. "Drone". Definitely a "drone".

  41. Doesn't Matter by BrendaEM · · Score: 1

    Politicians will likely through passing laws against drones--even if the reason is invalid.

    Some years ago, one of the anti-rave acts was passed using scientific tests accidentally done with meth. It's not like the repealed the foundation-less law.

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  42. I had a similar incident in my Cessna by Thagg · · Score: 2

    I was flying along the coast, just south of San Francisco, when a small dot caught my eye. Flying is typically 99% boring and 1% terrifying -- this was the 1% that day -- I thought it was another plane headed right for me.

    About a second later, it was clear that it was a small balloon, and I flew right past it. Just for fun, I entered a 360 degree turn to see it again -- the fun part was that as I came around it was still caught in the vortex from my wing, and was spinning madly! I was surprised, as it probably took well over a minute to make the turn; I didn't realize that even 1,500 lb Cessnas would generate vortices with that much endurance. I treated big jets with a lot more respect after that.

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  43. Re:Are we even sure... This must be a hoax post. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or an outright fantasy

    (Air transport minister ) Mr Goodwill also dismissed calls for tighter rules on drone use to protect against terror threats insisting current rules ...were strong enough.

    Such a sane, levelheaded response does not happen in the real world

  44. The Checkerman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He was trying to get it to melt on the left side of the pilot's face

  45. A lot of people now look like complete idiots now by gweihir · · Score: 1

    For example, in the recent original /. story...

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  46. Re:THEY DONT KNOW YET!? by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

    "They simply don't know yet."

    Indeed. but it's been pointed out a few times that the rise in reported drone near misses at Heathrow is only matched by the fall in bird near misses at Heathrow.

  47. The airlines... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The same airlines that caused the 9/11 attacks by no training their flight crews to fight back,

    The same airlines that siphon off much of NASA's funding into making quieter planes,

    The same airlines that claim to own the skies, while paying us nothing even when their toilet waste crashes through our roofs,

    The same airlines that refuse to implement any environmental controls on their dirty engines,

    The same airlines that treat us like trash and threaten us with jail time if we dare to politely disagree,

    These same rotten airlines know they may be replaced with small drones, and are fighting to make those drones illegal.

    We need to end commercial air travel until a new generation can take it over. We need to shred the jumbo jets into scrap aluminum.